/fa/shion feels general
post your feels about fashion
>live at the end of a gated road
>order something online
>in all day on day of delivery
>they can't be fucked to drive down the road and say there was no body to sign for it.
>Black relatively tight jeans
>YSL Brogue Johnny boots
>walk out of changing room after trying on some vests
>milf says I look amazing
>standing on sidewalk
>group walks past
>I REALLY LOVE HIS SHOES
>hairdresser next door seems to be merlin
>already have gf though
>she likes anal but my dick is too big but I did finger her butt
>tfw she swallowed on a bj
>tfw busting out those creampies
>according to her, best sex she's ever had
>gonna meet her tonight, have to discuss something that's bothering me but w.e
>gonna try and get it in her butt
>order a pair of shoes on the internet
>came a week ago, really nice, but tiny bit too small
>walk around the town for couple of days, decide to return them
>tell the customer support I'm about to send them back and ask if that's ok if I used them outside the apartment (I also addded that they still look pretty much new)
>they say no, but ask me to send pictures to see if they're still sallable condition
>wash them rigorously for 2 hours straight
>take pictures, send them
>support girl grudgingly says they still look acceptable, but implores me not to repeat that mistake again
>drop spaghetti and start reassuring her how much I love their brand and how I will purchase more of their stuff later
>notice I have been misspelling her name all along
>take a 3 hour nap after a sleepless night
>dreamt that i've changed my style into preppy-core
>walked around in brown brogues, creamy white trousers, single-breasted navy blazer, white crewneck with a shirt underneath
>it felt really fucking good come to think of it
>tfw want to try into preppy-core now
I've been literally wearing shit for six months like the things you guys make fun of that ugly middle Americans wear since moving to NYC
I've rejected every party invite offered to me, I haven't been pick up phone calls for openings to any event, I have not taken care of myself at all other than lose weight to get to hungry skeleton.
I got a great job, getting first check, totally gonna pay rent then just just shop and get my hair done and getting ready for Afropunk festival next month :-D
>tfw no manly facial features
>tfw mild acne
>tfw not skinny
lots of water
it'll keep you from filling up on shit food
it'll make you lose weight > manlier face
it'll clear up your skin
also for the acne part: put clean towels on your pillow every night. if your skin gets too dry, use clean t-shirts instead.
also drink a lot of coffee, it fills ur stomach and speeds up your metabolism a tonne.
we'll make it bra
>tfw massive calves
>can't wear skinny jeans because they look stupid
>can't get a larger size because they're too long and the waist is too loose
>is it too much to ask for a pair of jeans with a slightly larger fit around the calf area and a bit more tapering around the shin-ankle area so it looks relatively normal?
I don't get that pillow stuff
What difference does it make, I don't sleep face down squashed into my fucking pillow
My face barely makes any contact with the pillow most of the time
And even if it did, what difference does it make?
>Uniqlo is expanding to Massachusetts
>There's finally going to be one closer than 3 hours away
>It'd still be cheaper to order online and I live in the warehouse zone so everything arrives within two days of ordering
being side down on your pillow suffocates and agitates one side of your skin. not to mention most people don't clean their pillows/pillowcases that often and dirt and whatnot accumulates on them.
>I can afford expensive clothing and women want me wherever I go but I also have a girlfriend and I'm the best at sex and she likes to take it up the bum but my dick is too big because it's really huge.
>live in a small town
>people laugh at round or even semi round sunglasses
>every one of my friends think zara is fenomenal
>converse is Kim Jong Un of the shoes
>girls wear fake leather jackets any time of the year
>have to deal with this everyday
>gonna buy clothes
>don't even know what I like or want any more
I'm not sure what it is, maybe I'm just trying too hard to please everyone and impress a lot, but at the same time I geniunely have no idea what I like or dislike any more.
>mfw a woman incepted penis's can be too big for anus's into your mind lololol
but srsly fuck dat ass bra
gonna try tonight
>tfw you suddenly employed the technique of putting your right knee between her legs while making out and sucking/biting her tits and then rubbing her clit with your knee this one time
Einstein moment while fucking
>mom makes me throw out perfectly good sewing machine i didn't even get to use yet
>lost all my fabric for fashuns
> someone already drove by and took it by the time i go back for it
>have been feeling sad/stressed/uninspired for a long time
>go w/o drawing for months
>the other day decide to design over croquis on art program on computer
>little fuzzies of happiness in my heart
I remember seeing a picture comparing the average female fashion model to the average (I think the sample for average was from australia but i'm not 100 sure) woman, and the average model was something like 5'10 115 lbs and the average woman was 5'4 and 160 lbs. WTF? That's a 27 BMI, which used to be the cutoff for the healthy range but is now considered overweight. And that's the AVERAGE.
Come to think of it, I don't really see as many "average weight" people as I'd think. Just lots of twigs and lots of hamplanets that must skew the results something fierce
>tfw semi-fat (5'10, 220)
>tfw still losing weight because I'm always running around at work.
>tfw can afford to dress better because of dat income
>tfw I starting shaving my head in September.
>tfw always get compliments from men and women saying I look better without hair.
>tfw I can't impress my qt coworkers at Bread Co because everyone wears the same outfit there.
>tfw still no girlfriend
>tfw still no car.
I second this, nigga you're not "semi-fat."
I'm 6'2" and 230 lbs but still dropping (down 40 lbs from last summer but I'm still working on it) and I'm fat as fuck. No mean I look better than I used to, but I'm coming for you,anon.
I'm going to lose more than you by the end of the summer :^)
>tfw going to have all that loose skin and shit when I'm finally down to 170.
But at least I won't be huge I guess.
Oh man, that sucks. I feel like it's probably way easier to drop weight than to put on weight (well, the kind of weight that you want, not just fat). Good luck mane, my roommate is complaining about the same thing.
It's cool I'm not out of shape I'm just not fit I still gotta pass a yearly PT test my last score was 39 pushups, 72 situps in a minute and 9:37 1.5 mile run. I fractured my hand like 4 weeks ago right when I started a gym routine lol
>being this mad at a paraphrase
>not reinforcing the idea the paraphrased post is essentially ego inflating due to self-inadequacies.
I bet sex and validation from girls give you a sense of worth.
>tfw gonna see the girl you loved but broke your heart 2 years ago
>tfw its at a party
>tfw our mutual friends will be there
>tfe not sure how ill act
Sometimes i cant control myself when im drunk.
pls help, i dont know how to handle this
>6ft 135lb male
>50 shades of pale complexion
>change my mind about clothes every week
>never find any clothes I want (small details ruin clothes for me)
>anything I do want is either out of production or out of stock.
>have a CK waxed denim blazer I never use because it's a bit too large and >CK waxed blazer
>wake up late cold as shit day with light rain and all my coats are wet or being washed
>grab that shit and go to uni anyways
>"holy shit I'll look like a retard in a blazer"
>It doesn't even look like a blazer because it's a bit larger
>it actually looks kinda effay
>tfw don't know where to go in life and too scared to pursue my desires
>tfw don't want to settle for a 9-5 and killing myself when I'm 35 either
>tfw growing older and I should've gone past these problems by now
Similar to this but less gestapo and without the shoulder things. And with brass buttons too.
Before getting into a university I refused to go to cramschool again. I said to my family I was going to the army (not as an officer, but as a conscript) and join the french foreign legion later. Luckly I passed.
I put on 20lbs of muscle, lost my baby fat, and dress properly. People ask me what sport I played in highschool almost every day. I was a skinnyfat dweeb. I guarantee you that the girls I used to date and ones I used to know have all gotten fatter.
>tfw wide feet
>tfw giant arch in feet
> tfw still flat footed
why me /fa/
>Waiting for the fucking UPS guy to show up already
If this doesn't show up today I'll scream
I used to be like 240. I'm pretty chubby and that's not good, but I just don't consider myself undeniably "fat" anymore.
I do realize that I need to lose more weight, though. I try watching what I eat and I usually walk a mile to work instead of driving.
>feel like shit
>stay cloistered in my flat for some time
>decide to go out
>some gril wants to fuck me, compliments me or whatever
>feel good again
And then after a week or two the cycle starts again.
This time it was some teen shouting "handsome!" at me after I pass by.
as long as it's not too cold out u shud work around it by wearing shorts. especially since rick and damir and so on make really good looking shorts (unless you're one of those insecure fucknuts who is afraid of looking too avant garde or gay or whatever)
>got 200 dollars the other day
>spent like the whole week wondering what i should buy with it, made a bunch of different plans
>ended up just saying fuck the plans and spending it on a rick shirt
nothing quite like the feeling of buying some good old trichard richard
>have shitty inner voice
>depressed inside but try best to hide it
>get some money from first job
>buying basic shit, plain tee's, jeans that fit, minimal look b/w
>out with friends and one mentions I look nice while I get up for drinks
>think its a joke at my expense
>another says the same
>leave to get drinks and I cant shake the smile on my face
It feels like an actual 'high' having good self esteem.
My first ever gf just broke up with me, only after like a few weeks too. I guess I was pretty dumb though, couple people warned me about her. Worst thing is she didn't really give a reason
Fucking bitches and whores
>Stop wearing graphic tees and cargo shorts
>Instantly look better than 70% of people
>stop wearing graphic tees
>start wearing solid color t shirts
>"lol anon you're so boring"
Graphic and solid aren't the only options out there. And even "solid" in color leaves things wide open for things like seaming, textures, and loads of other tonal details.
>Friend asks me yesterday what's the most I've ever spent on shoes
>Mfw I own geobaskets
>"heh.. I can't tell you that"
>I never even wear them
Anyone wanna buy a pair of slightly used geos? Size 10 US
If it feels like she has power over you, it's because you have given it to her.
You don't NEED to do anything, you don't even need to go to the party which will be shitty anyway.
But if you do go, talk to your friends, and act NORMAL (or better than you usually act) when you speak to her, speak to her like a friend you havent spoken to for a while, and haven't thought about much. Don't give her a lot of information about what you've been up to. You are happy to be talking with her again, but have a completely different life that you don't need her in.
If you are picking up signs she's getting attracted to you again, you need to ask yourself if you want to act on them. Is it worth it? It is an absolute mistake to consider dating her again, but if you can handle fucking her again (which I know you've dreamed about) you could go for it.
And if she rejects you, who gives a fuck? This is where the xylophone comes in: she is just somebody that you used to know.
the struggle for searching for a good bomber jacket is real
i've checked so many damn stores and the ones that are good are sold out
so many shitty ones that are too poofy, have a dumb logo, are made of dumb materials like nylon or are available in large sizes if not sold out completely
the seriously only one that is so perfect that is available is the rick browens bomber and honestly id rather buy a used car before i spend anything on that bomber
maybe cause its out of season? i was so close to just getting some shitty lightweight asos bomber from being so frustrated but i'm holdin on
everyone strugglin for a good solid piece...keep holdin on...we'll make it. never settle for crap. keep holdin on..
just wait for the new season's arrivals to start coming newfriend, watch brands like A.P.C or Our Legacy to get a decent bomber that isn't priced obnoxiously. Surd through sites like SSENSE or Tres-Bien for SS14 sales.
if you wear tom ford sneakers (which is a mistake first of all) and people can tell they're tom ford, you will look like the most ultimate fuckboy if you cant match the rest of your outfit in terms of price. ESPECIALLY if mommy and daddy bought them.
thusly, are you a young rapper? no?
are you on a board of directors or help wealthy gays divorce? no?
are you a kept man to a tolerable 45 year old jewish widow in miami? no?
dont fucking wear tom ford.
aggh thats one i came across recently. unfortunately they only have it in small or large. (i'm a medium). the official site played with my heart, they listed all sizes at first then when i clicked M it all went blank except for XL.
i really like that one, more than the legacy i think
I'll wear whatever the hell I want, thank you.
Just asking for suggestions
These are my fashion feels: I can't be on this board for less than 3 minutes without some fucking idiot throwing around brands and names (KRIS VAN ASSCHE DIOR SLP OWENS) that they heard about on this site without any context for fashion and no effort made to learn more about fashion as a business, art, or even hobby.
Frankly, it's embarrassing. A legion of hopeless children unable to separate themselves from their idealized all black, skinny outfits. Ignoring all other colors, silhouettes, textures, etc.
Fucks sake, despite spewing loads of bullshit about Kris Van Assche's sneakers, none of these shitheads seem to know anything about, uh, his actual clothes. Go ahead, look up his recent Dior collections (oh, he designs for Dior if you didn't know) and check out the straight legged pants and mandals. It's not at all what these dumbasses embrace but someone else said his name! someone cool posted about his sneakers! lol! hes the best! trends! not thinking for myself!
also im fed up with people asking why CPs are worth it. google it or end your life or just dont fucking buy them fuuuuuuuck
>tfw spending money on rick rather than on creating memories with other people
>get called a shitposter
>proceed to shitpost in order to refute the accusation
>tfw more into fashion and appearance than all of your friends
>tfw still the most awkward
>tfw no gf
>what few friends you have are utterly convinced you're gay
>6'4 202 lbs
I've been able to get by on my metabolism and being a slob up until now but now I guess I have to watch what I eat and work out. Should going for runs be enough to stay slim? I'm looking to be thin not become /fit/.
i actually have to fake ignorance around some people just so i dont seem gay.
the rest will be better one day i hope. i know the more time i spend going out with friends the less shitty i will be with girls and people in general.
unless you actual go ham as fuck at the gym with proper diet you're NEVER going to become /fit/. Lifting makes u look much more proportioned and keeps ur metabolism up aswell.
Just avoid heavy squats bc they will make ur legs huge and thats not /fa/
They were super comfy. Calfskin lined, but they have some kind of filling in between the velvet and the calf that makes them like a pillow.
I tried another pair that fit better, but I didn't buy anything yet. You really can't judge comfort until you've worn them many times
I feel this way a lot when I try to post something that I personally find appealing and aesthetically pleasing, but it almost always gets greentexted to hell and back because it's not Rick or Raf
Shit, sounds nice.
shame my next sneaker cop will be MMM future shoes.
the guy in this documentary has some fits with red sneakers.
MMM makes top tier sneakers, you have nothing to regret
hah, I just bought one from asos this spring, cause I couldnt find anything I liked
still searching, sandro one was nice, but those buttons on pockets... and I dont want to settle for anything other than 100% satisfaction
Where do you live? Prep/menswear is overrated as fuck when it comes to how it feels/how people respond to it. If you're young nobody gives a fuck. You're just "that guy who looks nice."
Don't get me wrong I wear shit like that all the time (trousers, dress boots, shawl cardigans). But all of those "I wore menswear once and got mired all day" stories are bullshit.
>undisputedly the best dressed and most athletic and tallest of friend group
>everyone else has normal relationship backgrounds
>clothes are nice enough that I can and often do start pleasant conversations with basically any pretty girl
>never get to the point of getting a phone number
> rock magielas with no laces
>wear white ocbd, blue chinos and jack purcells
>"lol whose wedding r u attending"
>this from a dadcore pleb wearing a red t shirt, brown jeans and black penny loafers
>"those shoes spoil the outfit"
>"why is everything so bright"
>this from a guy who wears black skinnies and red wing mocs every day
>mfw insecure plebs are upset with a plain as fuck fit
I get feels by looking at myself from last year. Hair was a mess, I was overweight, very little /fa/ (still nothing amazing), teeth were crooked but overall, I was a bitch.
So thanks for helping me change for the better.
>Tfw when build up nice collection of clothes
>mainly nice sweaters, long sleeve shirts, jeans, few blazers
>Texas summer comes
>Remember I can't deal with slight heat or get sweaty
>have to rush buy shitty tees and shorts
>still look ok but want cold again
>tfw getting perfect sweater from Norse Projects
>tfw it's finally delivered and it's an XL, I ordered an XS (this sweater is oversized so I sized down one)
>go on their site and see the sweater apparently sold out in XS since I ordered it
>contact customer service seeing if I can exchange for a S at least
>they go out of their way to find an XS they very luckily had and sent it to me while also paying for the shipping on my return package
>tfw get sweater and it's great
>tfw wonderful feel
>tfw order a jacket from All Saints because I liked it and it was very much on sale
>tfw they select me for a "random security check"
>tfw they have to verify my identity by calling me or smthing and they're threatening to cancel the order because I wasn't able to get international calling on my phone for some time so I couldn't receive their calls
>if they cancel the order then I'm fucked cause it's not on sale anymore
>tfw I have to wait until they call me at 5AM to finally verify my identity and I can get my (originally) overpriced jacket
>tfw I can't figure out what I want to do with my hair because I'm blonde
, thats what im planning to do.
Try not to give a fuck, be chill and just have a good time with friends
>(which I know you've dreamed about)
You're right i cant help it but im not gonna try and hit on her again, If she does come on to me or something then its just one night not serious. But thats what i used to tell myself 2 years ago.
However i've improved a lot as a person ill be able to handle it now.
>tfw discover /fa/
>tfw fat as fuck
>lose 25 lbs
>still need to lose another 40 at least.
>tfw saving inspo I won't be able to actually use for months
I hope I'm still into fashion once I get into shape
pic related. was me 4 months ago, depressed as fuck wanting to kill myself before I discovered all my problems were associated to the fact that I was a fat unfashionable fuck. I hope I look decent once I lose more weight /fa/
Idk dude, fashion is different than wanting to improve yourself. There's a difference between wearing better clothes so you look prettier and looking at runways for hours every day. You should probably spend more time on /fit/ and just cop basic tees/pants etc and don't worry about spending a ton on Yohji or Rick or w/e.
Also, you really don't look bad at all in your pictures there, like for real. You might just be depressed because you have actual depression tbh.
nice progress man.
while your losing weight, i suggest grow out your hair. so once it's long you can get a grasp on what you can actually do with and see what hair style you want. if you always keep it like pic related you wont know what you can do.
once you get your goal body just buy a pair of black jeans and some basics and a pair of sneakers or docs. and browse /fa/ for like 2 more months to truly see what you like.
yea, I'm going to grow out my hair pretty long, this is the longest it's ever been, I buzzed the sides but I'll grow it out now. and yea I'll keep lurking, my tastes have changed in the inspo that I've saved from when I first lurked this board 4 months ago so I know it will continue to change.
oh fucking stupid piece of shit
cant blame you tho, you didnt choose to be born in a shit country with shit education in a family of 90 iq plebs
all of which of course deprived you of an ability to think logically
i know the feel,fucking plebs,are you from middle europe by some chance?
No need to be upset.
I'm not even american or living in americas
and btw I'm 99% sure I'm smarter than you
how do I know?
I'm in triple nine society
yuropiss just got pissed on ~_^
Ahaha. Well that troll was fun for a bit, now it's too obvious.
I live in a place in the country where people dress in nothing but extremely outdated shit. Not so outdated it's cool, just outdated enough that it's fucking awful, like big hoodies and saggy softpants, the whole late 00's hip-hop deal. In school I used to be in the arts program where I had a lot of friends who made an effort and looked pretty cool, but now even my last effay friend is moving so I think I'll have to tone down what I'm doing.
No, North America is a continent. And "American" is the correct demonym for residents of the United States, and since "Ameritard" is a contorted meme form of "American," it's blatantly meant to reference residents of the US, not all people from North and South America you dumbass.
It's okay, m8; everyone makes mistakes sometimes. :^)
But I'm just trying to help him out. How is it that people call Americans retarded when they make mistakes like that and then don't gracefully recognize and fix the the problem?
>no it doesn't , dumbass
>"well 2+3=5 and that's close to 6 so ur dumb"
>tfw you've become a slob, staying up til 5 every night
>tfw no disposable income for another two months
>tfw mall tier clothes
>tfw that qt3.14 is texting like 10 other guys at the same time and you don't make any effort at all
>tfw no idea what to do in the future and you're currently squandering your potential
>tfw all you want is money
>tfw you will never see Death Grips live
>tfw unironically using memetext
>tfw you use this board as your personal blog
>tfw I am the cancer
>tfw all you want is money
>tfw you see all the womans as pathetic and vapid useless whores
>tfw not doing any effort to get some pussy because not giving enough shits
>tfw i can't stand any of the faggots at work except one or two person
>tfw can't stand niggers and jews
I'm seriously moving in north pole or some shit. I need to discover new horizon.
I don't think so. Jews and niggers are a problem no matter what, there's no need to comment on the woman subject, we all know how they work, and you have no idea how the faggots i must handle at work.
Sure i'm fucked. I'm not denying it, but you people are cancerous.
yeah i dont like either of their silhouettes and i meant these type of flyknits
Please, tell us what's really on your mind.
Do you even ask? Most girls will go on a date with anyone they find mildly interesting. Unless you are misrepresenting your looks or are some sort of social retard, you should be able to get almost any single girl's number after a short talk.
That, or you are really young
Whats an HJ? I dont know man, i asked if i could come over to her place and shit too many times. Its hard for me to take a "no". Shes gone for like a week or two now so i wont bother her and shit.
Me and some brothers from my fraternity come here to get some laughs at what you hipster faggots call fashion.
So many laughs and good times, keep the good work guys.
>tfw i was a fat kid
>tfw lost it all by skating
>tfw left with very muscular legs
i look like im 160 when i'm actually like 176. Still a manlet but fuck me man
>tfw regular road cycling and commuting by bike has made my legs too big to fit any pair of chino or jeans i can find.
>ftw i now need to wear sweat pants to uni errday while id rather go full preppy mode
>walking dogs and mum says my legs are skinny
>i don't think so
>tfw 18" thighs
>friends only hit you up to pick up drugs or when they're too broke for their own drugs
>girl keeps making plans every week to hang out and then cancels last minute
>drug and cash supply dwindling because you haven't been doing shit
>something is terribly wrong because I haven't eaten anything in 2 days but i'm bloated as fuck and look like shit
damn new semester needs to start already so I can meet new people and find more odd jobs for $$. Wanted some julius cargos but if I buy some I won't have the money to get high every day
tough call to make
> Walk into store in real life
> Black mannequin wearing GANT vest top, shirt and chinos
> Looks great
> Buy it all
> Get home and remove tags
> Put it all on
> ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Black mannequins, mang. (True story btw)
She was like
>hurr I feel bad about ditching your party, I'm gonna come to yours instead now
>Hang out all day, have fun
>Leave her off halfway back to her place and get a cab home
>get text about how we're both too busy(she just sits around and does fuck all) and how she's sorry for being an idiot
>text once and try to call
w.e gonna have my bday and have a good time
>get patty ervellio sweater on big discount from mother britain
>charged 60 bucks by dhl at door
ordering abroad in canada is like lottery
good thing even with +60 bucks it's still good price