We give tips to each other to become more /fa/
Using slang isn't /fa/
Obsessively talking about it is an autistic trait
Having mysteriously deep knowledge abt. 1 thing or another is invariably desirable.
Also pic related lol
most importantly, having an active social/night life, being over 21, not living with your parents, sexually successful, in shape, desired by multiple women (at least 3 at a time), only using the internet 1-4 hours a week maximum, using zero social media, not following trends past the early adopter or innovator bracket... these are all irrefutable, inarguable, unwavering MUSTS to be effay