What kind of fashionable things are you guys doing for Valentine's

Sucking my own dick.

>>10934179
If only I was able to do that :'^(

>>10934157
Whack off and think about how I got dumped on the phone last Valentine's Day.

>>10934157
Staying in despairing

celebrate my 3rd anniversary of using /fa/
how can I forget the date =(

My girlfriend and I are going to the arcade and then playing bowling

>>10934430
>frog noises

>>10934157
Hey Bateman
Probably nothing, maybe some class work and studying. Also feeling more shitty than usual because my oneitis is JUSTing my life more than you can imagine.

>>10934487
But also I'm feeling pretty good because the lunarcore thread I made last week was very well received, I was going to make another but a different anon got to it first.

>>10934157
dude, cmon this is a trash bait thread

3rd kind of generic retard thread

working

>>10934442
ree-ee-bit

>>10934157
get drunk by myself and try to cry

get drunk and listen to taylor swift

just like last year

>>10934157
I'm going on a date with a tinder grill

>>10934157
Staying at home, focusing on studies and thinking about qt 3.14 MENA-chick who just rejected me.

Probably going to watch A Single Man again.

>>10934487
did I miss something? what is this just?

No valentine's day for avant-gardites

>>10934157
Made this chick Im runnin with a scarf the length of my arms.
That way Ill always be hugging her.

vomit in a bag and push it through my whore ex gfs letterbox

nothing
>tfw love is unobtainable for me

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I'm going to semi confidently wear this

Is really anyone upset about not having a date for Valentines day?

>>10935717
One year, I was so miserable I downed about two quarts of vodka.
You tell me

Wear my new north face thermoball red and timberlands to emulate the hotline bling outfit, go to the cinema with this girl and Fuck her in a motel.

might go to a roller disco t.bh

>>10935721
I thought you were... Bigger than that.

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>>10935734

>>10935664
(1) That's rad
(2) Congrats on getting yourself a girlfriend (and also better-fitting pants, given your other thread), that's awesome

>>10935620
"Just fuck my shit up senpai"

>>10935722
This would be unironically fun and I have no idea why

>>10934341
Do what I do: spam girls on Tinder with the pick-up line "I'm Jeb Bush in the street and Donald Trump in the sheets"

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>mfw I was going to ask someone out today
good thing I saw this thread, gonna wait till after

yay I managed to find an excuse again

>>10935776
Dont event think about it, you are a faggot. Go get some ice-cream and get fat

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>>10935776
DO IT. JUST. DO IT

Seriously anon, we're all gonna die in a few decades anyways. You won't even remember a few months from now if she says no. Just do it. If you like a girl romantically you don't need her in your life as a friend anyways

>>10935755
Ay

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>>10935806
not that anon, but thanks man I think thats my problem with girls and decisions,thinking about the end of your life is good.

I'm going to wear sexy clothes and hopefully cute boy will too and we will be sexy and happy and laugh at all of you sad sacks

Yes
Yes it'll happen

>>10935806
>You won't even remember a few months from now if she says no
>implying my autism works that way
>implying I haven't been torturing myself for stuff that happened years ago
:^)

nah she's not even in my life as a friend, I just met the girl last week and we had some fun chats so I figured I should stop being a cuck and ask someone out for the first time in my life

but I pussied out and I'm stuck in my vicious circle of being a guy filled with regret

ehh what are you gonna do about it, you are who you are huh :^)

>>10935863
Why would you do a gay thing like that.

>>10935864
Dude come on. Don't be like most of us anon.

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im praying to all the 7 gods that someone actually likes me

>>10935877
im sure one of the gods likes u otherwise ur all out of luck buddy :)

>>10935877
"I like you, but not like like you Arnold"- Lisa "Heartstopper" Sawyer

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>>10935615
Scratch all that, she just called me and asked me out.

New plan: going out and then 'going in 'n out'.

>>10935914
Ayy, congrats man!

>>10934157
i wish i had a girlfriend that loves me

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>>10935918
Thanks Big Guy! Great new fit btw.

Seems like I'm finally going to experience what it's like not to contemplate suicide on Valentine's. The new experiences just keep piling on!

>>10935864
Just fucking ask her. As someone with most letter combinations save for IQ, I know it's freakin' hard, but it's so fucking worth it in the end, no matter what she says.

>>10935914
>implying she just doesn't want to be alone on Valentine's Day
>implying you are not going to spend some money on her, go for a dinner, some present
>implying she won't regret you at the end of the night

Ayyy mi Negro

Farting.

Bartending for lonely people

>>10935931
Last time we met we played hide the salami three times before her parents came home and interrupted a fourth round.

I'm not looking for anything serious either, I just don't want to be alone on Valentine's this year.

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Oh damn I didn't realize it's only 5 days away. I'm going to ask my longtime "crush" out but I have no idea what do. Bowling or something? I don't know how this shit works. I'm scared to death desu famborghinis.

>>10935942
If in fly over state don't bother going out. Learn to cook REAL food quick and how to serve.

>>10935927
Gg mate, it only goes up from there!

>>10935939
So you already did that girl, and got rejected. You must be ugly as Fuck familiar, better go full ninja to hide your feelings.

>>10935942
Honestly, trip to a park, homemade meal.
Romantic as fuck

>>10935945
Didn't get rejected in the traditional sense kek

>>10935948
>>10935943
I'm a yuropoorian who's still in HS. 18. Not sure about the homemade meal tbqf. I live with my family who are an odd bunch and it doesn't feel like a thing someone in my situation would do. But then again I wouldn't know at all. Fuck.

Present the lady with a beautifully printed and bound copy of fanfiction "My Immortal". Win the present war. Read it to her over Mexican food

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>>10935948
who are you to give relationship advice lmao

>>10935939
You had sex with her a bunch of times and were scared to ask her out?

Dude, you've literally had your dick in her pussy. You're in. Stop stressing.

>>10935942
I think >>10935948 is good, but understand that a homemade meal might be too much.

Do something fun and lighthearted but something you put thought into. Probably too late to do a nice restaurant, but call around anyway. Think of a fun activity - even bowling or something works, yes. Ideally, do the activity before dinner.

>>10935973
Then go out to eat.
You should really learn to cook though, chicks really like a little touch.
>>10935990
Just because I dont dress well, doesnt mean I havent had relationships ma.
For every raggity andy, theres a raggity anne

>tfw never my house so all my good fits rot away i n the wardrobe

Going to ask a chick out at my job probably get rejected since I only see her twice a week and if so just eat and drink and watch zoolander 2

>>10936011
It looks funny, hopefully it will be

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2 questions, links for around 50$ 350 pirate black reps and what size should I get them? I wear 41 stan smiths

>>10936030
Yeah I love the first one
>>10936039
Just wait February 19th and buy real ones

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>>10935877
>not praying to the 6god

>>10935877
Was this meant to be a get?

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>>10935992
>You had sex with her a bunch of times and were scared to ask her out?

Nah. Here's how it went: a couple days after our first date during which we did the nasty I sent her a text, saying we should meet again. She took her sweet time to answer and being the autist I am, I almost spilled my spaghetti and went "pls reply", but eventually got my marbles in check and just forgot about it/decided I should move on - until this thread reminded me that Valentine's was coming up. Got a little blue. Then she phoned me up like two hours after I made my initial post, and now I have a second date comin' up!

I know, I'm a faggot.

>>10936139
You're a faggot, but you're getting laid with a girl you like and she's obviously into you, so props.

>>10935864
just remember that the pain of rejection will never leave you and chip away at your confidence each time you even attempt at doing something

>>10936162
Yeah, that's always something!

>>10936234
Jesus, dude.

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>>10936234
fuck
I never really looked at it that way, you're so right though

I've grown this extreme sense of discomfort about my life in the past few months and I changed a lot for the better, but I just can't seem to get my shit together when it comes to girls

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>>10936283
Fuck it, man. Just do a Bateman and get some hookers, snort some coke from their ass and go to town and that puss-eyy, learn not to give a fuck about what they think and gain some balls.

Just watch out for the clap. Burns like a motherfucker.

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>>10936283
keep your lid on mate, he's just shitposting
rejection is perfectly fine and it happens to everyone, it shouldn't be something that haunts you

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>>10934157
Shitposting on here, what else do you expect me to do?

fucking my gf bareback and cumming inside her

>>10936969
>2016
>not cumming on her elbows

Why even bother?

>>10936973
>wasting the load

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Smoking cigarettes on a park bench while staring broodingly off into the distance

>>10936986
>not licking it up from her elbows and snowballing it with your gf

Vanilla pleb.