where to cop jeans?
Not joking, I WISH Sam would cum in my ass.. ever since I read those screen caps about him fucking Dollface with his monster dong I've fantasized about him dominating me in bed. I'm afraid of messaging him on facebook though for fear of rejection.
Sam Hyde shops at Ross because he is the man.
Omg anon. I'd be mad, but the thought of him so much as reading something I typed out makes me excited beyond belief.. I know my hero worship for him is cringy, but I honestly can't help it. I've watched nearly every video he's ever uploaded at least once and soo many nights have been spent listening to him read Billy and the Clown (fuck YOU Billy) and Jaihoo's Trip to the Future while I fall asleep..
He's just gonna think I'm a huge loser that wastes all their time idolizing a stranger and it'll be super upsetting to me :(
You'll be happy to know he's aware of your wishes and thinks highly of us
sam replies to everyone dumbass
but always with like two words max