Why don't your jeans have back pockets on the front, /fa/?
Because I'm not on the spectrum enough to rock those.
>>10883324
You don't wear your pants backwards so your boyfriend can unzip them and fuck your boipussi?
>>10883403
Im usually just wearing a doggy collar when I want him to do that to me
>>10882949
I don't shop for my jeans in SportsDirect.