What's the most effay way fo speaking?

wouldn't say that's very effay though. being subtle and ambiguous is always alluring and veils your lack of personality in mystique which ultimately creates a very fashionable facade. works for me anyways

kys for "loving trump style" and posting a pic of shui
kys rn senpai baka

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>>10871060
:^)

>>10870952
The best litigators I have known spend a LOT of non-speaking time simplifying things down as much as humanly possible. The same principle applies to all speeches, and Trump is pretty damn good at that. Being subtle and ambiguous, as the anon above recommends, smacks of someone who has watched too many ~cool characters~ in anime or something stupid like that.

I've been trying to clean up my own speech. Some rules I've been trying to follow, albeit poorly:

- No hesitation words ("uhh," etc.) Respond in full sentences when ready.
- Don't speak just to say something (girls in business/law suck at this).
- Less swearing. (a personal crutch and weakness)
- Speak less, ask questions, and listen more.
- Limit conversational time. Move around a room. Leave people wanting more.

I'm getting better slowly.

>>10871078
good tips mang

>>10870952
Least amount of words possible, with pauses

but don't do this if you don't have the body language, you'll look like a weirdo

>>10870952
>Let's do the thing
>Like I said, let's do the thing
>Get people to do the thing
>I'll say it again, let's do the thing

yeah really good, OP

>>10871115
It's all a technique.

Rallies and stump speeches are not for elaborate political discussions, they are to intoxicate people with big promises, large crowds, and "us-vs-them" thinking.

>>10871075
or speak in memes, surely someone finds that cute :^)

>>10871078
hey thanks

>>10871119
They work their charm though. People like flashy big business types and an image of success. Couple that with Trump and he makes promises that seem MUCH more tangible than those coming from a career politician

>>10871119
Patrick give a college kid some life advice

>>10870952
why does /fa/ have a hard dick for trump

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>>10871390
because we agree with him

>>10870952
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>>10872006
not very /fa/ desu

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speak with confidence

vary your sentence structure without making it tedious to listen to

dont say negative things

dont try to make people laugh. let it happen naturally

maintain direct eye contact and an unimpressed gaze kinda like pic related but possibly less hostile

>>10871078
Honestly one of the few tripfags who regularly gives good advice and actually warrants a tripcode tbqh senpai

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I know I posted this a couple of months ago but..
What does /fa/ think of hair like this? Black with a explosion colour to it. I was thinking this or red as a colour.
What do you suggest?

>>10873398
I thought I was making my own thread...

>>10871078
If you're here
I want you to know that I took a screenshot of this last night and been rereading it over and over

Thank you so much

>>10873398
just kill yourself

>>10873398
It was pretty cool 10 years ago.

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>>10870952
Be sarcastic all the time(don't smile for full effect) or get things across in as few words as possible

>>10873428
No it wasn't

>>10873367
>maintain direct eye contact and an unimpressed gaze kinda like pic related but possibly less hostile
terrible horrible advice

>>10873367
cash carti

>>10870952
Basically just how Morrissey speaks.

>thinking you can have a good style and way of speaking by trying to constantly self-consciously conform to advice from 4chan

>>10871381
drop out

Speaking your own dialect if you have one. The more ridiculous it sounds the better. It's the epitome of not giving a fuck.

In terms of accents i find that the north east of most countries has the most effay accent

Why does my accent. Change based on my mood and who im talking to. Help