I've lost all my colognes.
Literally I've physically lost them. I've torn apart my entire house looking for them and they are nowhere to be found.
I could actually kill somebody right about now.
>I've lost all my colognes
How the fuck do you manage to do that? Don't you have a shelf that you put them all on or some shit. It's not like fragrance bottles are a phone or a pair of sunglasses or some shit that you carry everywhere.