How does /fa/ feel about top hats?

They're the hottest and freshest thing for 2016.

You'll just look like a faggot and you'll never be Slash

>2016
>Not wearing a top hat and Ultra Boosts

>>10855481
you will look like a huge faggot, i promise you

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>>10855501
Slash doesn't exist, people just dress up as him.

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This is the only acceptable one

>>10855481
Only with morning, tail, or frock coats.

>>10855481
Unless you're a performer, just fucking don't.

>>10855481
Maybe if you're a pimp

Not much purpose outside the royal Ascot and a handful of other morning dress events. Which I guarantee nobody on /fa/ even attend

>ma'dam

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>>10855481
Well, beatniks for one like them, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!

This thread is giggles.

waiting patiently for steampunk jokes and trollbait.

>>10856847
Fancy a gyrocopter ride? I'd have to clean my brass tube monocle first

>>10856854

Let me get my nerf gun, I'll be along shortly. You bring the fake absinthe.

>>10855481
I wear mine to Edgar Allen Poe book club ...

>>10856847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw

>>10856996
I didn't want to remember that this was a thing
thanks

>>10857005
you gotta admit they do sound good. Just close your eyes

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>>10855481
>year twenty 0 one six
>not wearing le grand hat
>Why are you on /fa/