>turn a street corner >make eye contact with him what do

"Sorry I don't have any spare change."

look away immediately because I'm a coward

Sit next to and makeout and then have gay sex in the backalley.

Eye contact? He's wearing sunnies

>>10828672
Hold it as I pass, knod, and look away as I walk on. That's what a normal human does you autist.

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>>10828696
How could he tell if I'm wearing sunglasses too.

>>10828700
Yeah but what if he made some off handed remark under his breath about your shoes?

>>10828733
>I'm not that focused on look 100% effay, so they're scuffed up chukkas.
"Well I could always shove em up you ass sideways if you'd like."

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shaka

Ask if £5 is enough for him to give me a blowie

I walked by Cole Mohr in NY China town randomly. I definitely had a look of confusion

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>>10828672

Pump and dump in his boypussy

>>10828681
kek

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Ask him what color eyes he has.
he takes off his shades.
I sucker punch his face.
Take his shades.
Spit on him
Walk away laughing

>>10828672
Woop his ass and suck his dick

>>10828672
not sure exactly, all i know is one of us is getting his dick sucked

>>10828672
>blush
>smile awkwardly as i start to look down
>see his but as he walks away

>>10828681
/thread

>>10828689
reasonable

'sorry mate'

>>10828672
Smirk and keep walking.
Wake the fuck up. You're living a lie. Stop pretending to be someone you're not. Sort your fucking lives out.

>>10833113
Seconded

>>10828689
This

>>10828672
tell him he's menstruating and should stop bleeding on the sidewalk

>>10828672
Walk past him as if he were less than human like I would any beggar or prostitute

>>10828672
immediately look away because i am autistic

>>10828672
do a 360 and walk away

>>10830277
lmao i was having a cig outside my job and Cole Mohr w/bald head and some girl walk right by me and go into Chopt

u see a lot of celebs on spring street

>>10828672
ask him what the hell those pants are, seriously can someone please give me an ID

>>10828672
Point at his stupid ass sweats, as he looks down i lift up my big ass CLEAN white t pull my glock 32 from my belt line which is sagged act like i dont bust fat fucking sags, pull up my left pant leg and proceed to fire 3 rounds into his head

>>10828672
Blatantly laugh at him and that terrible fit while walking by