Ladi/e/s and G/e/ntlemen, welcome to the first ever /e/ Waifu Games! Here, your waifus will compete through daring challenges and noxious internet vitriol for the title of Best Waifu.
The rules are made up as we go, the points probably don't matter, the stakes are relatively insignificant, and the Announcer can't stop using exclamation marks!
How to Play:
+ Introduce a Waifu by making a post about her. Tell us a teensy wittle bit about her, at the very least what anime or game she's from. Give her an ability based on her personality or appearance. You can Introduce as few or as many individual Waifus as you want!
+ Become a Supporter of a Waifu. Waifus become stronger with each unique supporter, and everytime a Waifu gains a new supporter that Supporter can add a new Ability for her. You can become a Supporter for as many Waifus as you want! (But you probably shouldn't Support the same Waifu over and over again. Unless you're an ass.)
+ What are Abilities? I have NO Idea! But they sound awesome! They probably have sometime to do with winning Points.
+ What are Points? I don't know that either. I'm making this up as I go, and so are you!
+ Post Challenges to see your Waifu's compete in feats of brains, brawn, and beauty. Can you say "Swimsuit Round"?
+ After this thread maxes out, (or maybe the next one, or the next one after that, depending on how much participation takes place), the Waifu posted the most times (or maybe the one with the most Points if Ability-based gameplay takes off) takes the crown of /e/'s Best Waifu!
What about cheating?
It's discouraged! But that's about it. You're all adults, I can't tell you what you can and can't do.
Introduce your Waifus
Support other Waifus
It's basically Calvin-Ball with some Soft-Core Anime Porn thrown in.
So without further delay, let the first ever /e/ Waifu Games Begin!
Our first contender, my personal Waifu, Noel Vermillion from the fighting game BlazBlue!
Noel is a fairly meek creature, insecure about pretty much everything, especially her "lacking" chest. But she's a pro with her Duel-Pistols.
Ability: No Bra
+1 Point when appearing in posts without underwear
This badass Bounty Hunter babe from Nintendo's Metroid series will hunt down anything for a price. Just don't mention "Other M" around her.
Ability: Bounty Hunter
Samus can hunt down other Waifus! If Samus is posted in a picture with another Waifu Candidate, that candidate loses 3 points
This green-haired lackadaisical, lax, lazy, layabout of a Witch gets the events of Code Geass rolling when she forms a pact with Prince Lelouch, granting him a form of mind control. Her hobbies are wandering around, laying on things, wearing various forms of curtains, and pizza.
+1 Point any time a picture is posted with Pizza
Merurulince Rede Arls. AKA Meruru. This rebellious Princess chose to shirk her Royal Responsibilities to pursue the life of an Alchemist in Atelier Meruru: The Apprentice of Arland. Through Alchemy and Friendship, she learns that she can combine her talent for Alchemy with her responsibility as a Princess to make her home kingdom a better place for all her subjects.
Gains 1 point per Supporter every time she gains a new Supporter.
Holo the Wise Wolf
Holo is a Wolf God, and a Patron Diety of Wheat, Wisdom, and the Harvest. She teams up with a Merchant named Lawrence in Spice and Wolf. And if you haven't watched that yet, close 4chan right now, you have more important things to be doing with your time right now. I'm fucking serious.
Holo can not be caused to lose points by the Abilities of other Waifus.
Tenryuu. This personification of the cruiser with the same name appears in the browser game Kantai Collection. She is very frugal in terms of consuming ressources and has a tomboy-ish nature. She is also very protective to small children.
Ability: Strong character
When Tenryuu is posted before or after a waifu with a point-gaining or a point-losing ability, then she neutralizes the ability of that waifu.
This badass brawler from Gainax's Kill la Kill is exactly what you'd expect from a Gainax anime about underdressed fighting femme fatales.
Ability: Accidental Exhibitionist
Ryuuko can't earn points if she's over 50% clothed, but earns double points if she's under 50% clothed. (Underboob is automatically considered <50)
Laaaadi/e/s and G/e/nnnntlemen, we've met our first seven contestants, it's time to move to our first challenge.
Don't worry, you can still Introduce and Support Waifus freely. I know you've all been waiting for a chance to shout "A challenger appeared!"
Daaaruuuuuumm roll pleaseeee
*badadadada dadada da dadaa daa.....*
Our first challenge is the Wet T Shirt Round!
May the weebs be ever in your favor waifus!
It' quite diffucult to find a personifizied destroyer with a drenched shirt.
A Shinigami from Bleach, Matsumoto is known for her ample breasts, and probably not much else.
Ability: Large Breasts
When a Waifu with the Ability Large Breasts is posted before or after another Waifu, she gains +1 point for each Waifu with a smaller chest than her's, and an additional point if one of those Waifuus has the ability Pettanko.
The Tenmon princess of Ciel Nosurge. Shy, reserve, and clumsy, this princess like to spend her time building giant metal dragons armed with canons and lasers...as well as cooking. Unknowingly is a little sadistic and loves vacuum tubes.
Gains +1 point for every waifu with a machine in their portrait
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
I'm going to stir the pot a little bit, and make up a new rule..
This outlaw devastates her enemies in League of Legends with her custom arsenal of guns and traps.
When a Waifu with the Ability Pettanko is posted before or after another Waifu she gains +1 point for each Waifu with larger breasts than her's, and an additional point if one of those Waifus has the ability Large Breasts.
If the ability of another Waifu causes this Waifu to lose points, she loses an additional point.
This badass babe's chance encounter with Simon and Kamina accelerates their journey to the surface world in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan.
Ability: Gunslinger Rank 1
When this Waifu is posted wielding a firearm, the Waifu posted above her loses one point.
This Waifu prefers to remain clothed, and can not gain Points or cause other Waifus to lose points when posted completely nude.
My sugoi-desu Waifu-chan is the cutest.
give it up for Elesh-Norn-chan!
If this Waifu gains one or more Points, she gains an additional Point. If she causes another Waifu to lose Points, that Waifu loses an additional Point.
Weakness: Small fanbase
There's, like, 15 pictures of this Waifu across the entire internets.
This quirky God of Poverty enjoys doing her work in the most confusing and convoluted ways possible, maybe to hide her real feelings, maybe just to fuck with you. Uses an assortment of gizmos, gadgets, and cosplay to fight and prank. Her chest size is a sore point.
Ability: Unlimited Cosplay Works:
Can imitate any other character's appearance and abilities
Weakness: God of Flatchestedness
No matter who she imitates she will always be a AA cup. -1 points for pics that have an inaccurate chest size
MIght as well post-edit something:
gizmos, gadgets, and half-assed/ill fitting cosplay*
I had no idea they made this into a show.
Unlimited Cosplay Works: Can imitate any other character's appearance and abilities
Binbogami: When this Waifu is posted after another Waifu, that Waifu earns no points for that post.
Ok, i'll jump just right in with this weakness-thingy
When a sadistic character is posted after a picture of her, she'll lose 1 point (this weakness can't be influenced by her ability in any way)
The true Mastermind behind the brutal killings at Hope Peaks High School, this one has entirely given herself over to bringing despair to the world!
Ability: Ultimate Despair
Whenever a waif above or below Junko loses a point, she gains a point.
Alright Ladi/e/s and G/e/ntlement, It's been a while since our last Wet T-Shirt, let's move on to our next event.
I'm not going to pass any rule that discourages contribution, so instead let me say right now that you can submit your Waifus to any and all passed events. Just let us know which one.
Also, I'm totally onboard for Weaknesses. Let's go ahead and say Waifus can have up to one Weakness; and that a new Supporter can have a Waifu Overcome their weakness in lieu of gaining a new ability. Sound good?
Now, without further adieu, our next event is ACTION SHOTS! Show us your girl in Action weebs.
Waifus, may the fap be with you!
Suppose I should go ahead and give some of my girls Weaknesses while I'm posting.
If this Waifu is posted on a Post Number ending in 0 or 1, her Abilities don't activate.
Unique Weakness: Riddlyphobia.
Samus has her points reset to 0 if Riddly appears in a post.
I missed my window to erase and repost that Noel shot up there, so:
If this Waifu causes another Waifu to gain or lose one or more Points, she loses a Point.
and Yoko already has Never-nude, so we're good there.
This self deprecating young Waifu was created as a crack against mediocre users of the Vocaloid voice synthesizers. She actually has a wonderfully rich singing voice though, even if she herself would describe it as raspy.
This Waifu loses a point whenever a picture of her crying is posted.
Ability: Cute Crier
When this Waifu is posted crying, the Waifu who posted above her loses her point gains for that post.
Well this is her, I would expand my imagination about her:
Her name was Breanne Kanya
She live in Owatonna, Minnesota.
She was a veteran W.D.N (World Defence Nation) agent and also ace fighter, adventuring around the world with her custom jetfighter
Her age is around 22 years old
Her ability is unique: veteran soldier, ace flyer and agent
I think that's all, Btw very sorry for the bad editing and all the information is just from what I can imagine.
I think I know what you mean by in action
AKA stealing icecream
Mine isn't good but I love her so fuck it.
Ikari warriors,kof and snk lore in general.
She's kinda tsundere maybe? Not much information given of her.
Every picture featuring her blushed gives her +1 point.
Weakness - "PUNISHMENT TIME!"
- 1 point whenever Junko is shown in a picture getting injured.
This High-Class Demon begins the plot of High School DxD when she revives the perverted, but otherwise-average Isse from the dead and initiates him into her Demon Army. A fierce opponent, but a kind master.
Demon Lords gain one point if any member of their demon house gains a point.
Abilities of this Waifu that cause other Waifus to lose points are ineffective if her post-number is even.
Here is what I got so far. Some rulings I was unsure about though.
I assumed that the "INTRODUCING" post is considered a Supporter, and that 1 image = 1 point.
And I counted posts that addressed a challenge as +2, instead of +1.
I also counted each post relating to a Waifu as a Supporter, but did not give points if the post didn't contain an image.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, Welcome back!
>Some rulings were unclear, here's what I got.
Actually almost all the rulings are unclear at this point. It's a beautiful clusterfuck just as I intended.
To clarify some of the rulings:
>I assumed INTRODUCING counts as a supporter.
Yes, a Waifu gains a Supporter when she is introduced.
>Counted each post relating to a Waifu as a Supporter.
While the person who introduces a Waifu is considered a Supporter, each subsequent Supporter needs to be formally announced, since new Supporters are how Waifus gain abilities. For reference >>1871788. By my interpretation Momiji is the only Waifu so far with more than one Supporter. Although this guy almost counts >>1871769
>I assumed 1 image = 1 point.
You know, I was going to combat that by saying "points only come from abilities." But so many Waifus to this point only have negging or modifying abilities that I wouldn't be opposed to it.
>addressed a challenge as +2 rather than +1.
Again, not as intended, but not opposed. We're all more-or-less making this up as we go!
Save the point counting until the very end! New abilities are retroactive, so a Waifu can gain points for posts that previously didn't net her very many.
Looks like things got a little stagnant while I was out, how about another Challenge Round?!
Remember Ladi/e/s and G/e/ntleman, you can still contribute to passed Challenges.
For our next rouuund........ well. Let's find out! Next poster declares the next Challenge! Ready, Go!
New ability: C-C-Combo!
Fighting Game characters with the C-C-Combo! ability gain points when posted in succession equal to the number of successive posts. Ex: 3 points for being posted thrice consecutively.
Orochi's Blood: +1 Point when posted blushing
C-C-Combo!: +Points for successive posts.
Shy: This Waifu can't gain points if her post contains additional characters.
Merurulince Rede Arls
New ability: Alchemy
If an Ability of another Waifu causes an Alchemist to lose one or more points, she converts one point of point-loss into point-gain.
Royalty: +Cumulative Points for Supporters gained.
Alchemy: Partial Point-Loss Conversion.
Irresponsible: Abilities do not activate when her post number ends with 0 or 1.
>Ability Activated: Royalty
>Current Supporters: 2.
This synthetic songstress is the first of many Vocaloids.
Audience: During the Final Count, this Waifu gains points equal to twice the numbers of Supporters she has.
Weakness: Mary Sue
This Waifu can't gain more than three Abilities without first Overcoming this weakness.
Oops, I think I understand now.
Ability: Super mega death rocket!
When Jinx is posted with jawbones(her rocket launcher) the last place contestant loses half a point!
Rub it in their face!
Lucina, the strong willed princess from the future combating both a terrible past and an apocalyptic future!
Abilities: Rise to the Challenge, this waifu gets +1 point when another waifu is posted holding a melee weapon
Weakness: Traumatic Flashback, this Waifu loses the Rise to the challenge ability ( while retaining any accumulated points ) when another post contains a demon or dragon.