/d/eviants, I know this is sad, but you are the only ones I can turn to for help.
Horrifying, I know.
Anerosing. I bought one but i can't seem to get the right rhythm. I know you /d/egenerates must know your way around the prostate gland, so please, enlighten me- how am I supposed to use this thing?
I don't know, but the whole ear-licking thing really has me intrigued. I know there are audio clips, but are there like wet dildos you can shove in your ears to achieve the same effect?
0. Be horny ahead of time. Schedule a day for anerosing when you'll be relaxed, with a lot of free time. Prohibit masturbation until that date.
1. Lie on your side, with one knee pulled up towards your chest.
2. Lube it up (with water-based lube), then insert the toy so the bumps are against your prostate.
3. Straighten out your legs, and hold your knees together with your balls resting on the front of your thighs..
4. Clench your pelvic muscles (like you're doing kegels). Then relax them. It's like when you're trying to force the last bit of pee out.
5. Consider using valley breathing as you clench (inhaling in rapid-fire bursts, like you're sobbing)
5. Repeat step 4+5 for as long as it takes. Could be up to an hour.