/yg/ - Yandere General

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Hey, I'd like to join the skype group. How can I?

>>6659146
Send your username to [email protected], I think he's the one who adds people

>>6659158
ok cool

thanks

Why are there so many people in open relationships on the site? I've found at least four so far. Then there's the sluts, the cheaters, and people who are there only for sex..

>>6659270
The website attracted a great number of diverse mentally ill people.

>>6659287
But why? It's not a site for them, it's a site for yanderes.

>>6659301
They are a bit liberal you see.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/10/23/puttanesca_sauce_etymology_and_recipe_prostitutes_have_nothing_to_do_with.html

True yanderes don't eat puttanesca sauce.

>>6659446
Why don't you like shit red sause anon?

>>6659458
Because I'm not a puta. Only putas eat puttanesca.

How do you make a yandere happy?

>>6659624
Ask her what she wants out of life and help her achieve it.

>>6659632
What if they say they only want you but you don't exist?

>>6659776
Then they are doomed to be unhappy.

>>6659131
>IRC: #yangen on Rizon
You should stop posting cancer. Original channel, #yg is meh and #yangen is much, much worse.

>>6660265
#yg is cancer.

>>6660283
Both are stupid.

>>6660290
Every side website is stupid. This should be threads and nothing else.

>>6660090
you sure put in the effort on that catfish, boy o boy.

>>6660283
#yg is still less cancer than #yangen that is made by cancer butthurt and leaving #yg. It's like rejects from the pile of rejects.

>>6659301
they'll try to blend in anyway. theyre those kind of people.

>>6660377
It's just a profile I found. It looks like the picture actually belongs to someone with that name, but I'm willing to bet it's just someone pretending to be her.

>>6660384
Are we really arguing about which pile of shit smells the best?

>>6660392
atleast you racked up a logout timer before screencapping it huh?

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>>6660395

>>6660399
i'm sorry to hear about your pasty butt. try to keep it tight, nobody likes cottage cheese

>>6660308
Agreed.

>>6660404
It's not mine, your parents just asked me to bring your medicine over in case the diaper rash flared up again.

>>6660308
We should be on r9k. The new threads are garbage. We never talk about yanderes anymore.

>>6660412
my parents are dead

>>6660394
I argue that one is just pile of shit, but the other is irradiated cancerogenic pile of shit mixed with AIDS.

Srsly, how OP can think its a good idea listing cancer so big that it could not work with its first group and had to splinter into worse cancer.

>>6660413
We rarely talked about yandere in r9k either. Plus, those threads get pruned on r9k too often.

>>6660090
It looks like her picture has been used for scams before. It's probably the same person on the site. We should probably issue a ban.

http://scamsurvivors.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=40746

And another:
http://www.scamsurvivors.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=40481

>>6660423
>>6660426
how convenient and unexpected. bored are you?

>>6660421
We talked about yanderes all the time. People would talk about their lives. Nowadays it's just drama.

>>6660418
If you don't like the smell of shit, stop rubbing your face in it. Ignore the IRCs and work on making the threads better.

Has anyone seen scared?

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>>6660418
#yg is ok. Should be separate from threads but on its own is about as much circlejerk as any IRC cause yandies make friends and sometimes its silent but not worse than any average channel.

Proly the whole shitfest at #yg, butthurt people starting #yangen sperging out and forcing their own channel is cause mod kicked some of them for spreading cancer and cause whole doxing and drama business that some troll was starting here about someone from there.

I know worse cancer, drama and shit from old OD, skype groups and even generals themselves. The last one we should work on.

Tell cosy, cute stories of yandere love now?

>>6660535
How bad was the drama on OD?

>>6660547
I think as loud as the doxing, trolling and shitting against mod from #yg brought here but about something else. But that's also something you should expect since it was about dating, orbiters and obsessive people.

It's the problem of yg everything - robots are crazed sperglords when in yg & can fuck up everything.

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>>6660547
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/14323327/#q14323928

>>6660535
>Tell cosy, cute stories of yandere love now?
There once was a cute boy and a cute girl but neither were heterosexual. One day they stopped being homos cause that's gay.
I don't think they liked each other.
They might have been yandere.

>>6660535

https://www.quotev.com/story/6615086/Caught-In-Webs-Claude-x-reader-fanfic

https://www.quotev.com/story/7097951/You-Need-Me-Mastermind-Yandere-x-reader

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/potato-photo-sells-for-more-than-1-million/

http://xxstockingforeverxx.deviantart.com/art/Shy-Bunny-Yandere-Rin-Okumura-x-Shy-Reader-542575464?q=gallery%3AYandere-x-Reader%2F47980026&qo=1

http://alireiaka.deviantart.com/art/I-Love-You-Yandere-Eren-X-Reader-525688023?q=gallery%3AYandere-x-Reader%2F47980153&qo=1

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>>6660882
>>6660880
>>6660586
>>6659557
>>6659141
>>6659136
Just regular hentai, not /yg/.

Are you niggas even trying? No wonder this community is dead.

>>6661326
I'm pretty sure it's because they're are from Higurashi.

>>6660418

Someone obviously saw the kind of globe-trotting fame, joy and success the channel OPs of #yg were getting, and wanted to cut in on their success.

But seriously, how's this for a good proposal. Just link both the channels in the OP and have everyone agree to shoot down this best yandere clubhouse discussion whenever it springs up. It's so petty anyway - almost everyone who likes the IRCs ends up in both channels eventually. And the people who don't like the IRCs don't give a shit either way.

So this is where yg went?

Kinda disappointed, does Spooks show up atleast? Or is it always this pathetic?

>>6661525
Spooks is supposed to be a good thing?

>>6661526
Maybe you could stop dragging up IRC / tripfag drama if you hate it so much? Seriously - over the last two months, the thread drama over the IRCs and Spooks has been like 10 times greater than the drama we've had in the actual #yg channel. The only people keeping this derail alive are the threadfags who can't let go.

>>6661533
I'm not doing that though.

>>6661326
>>6661526
Spooks stopped showing up after he got doxxed.

>>6661507
>Someone obviously saw the kind of globe-trotting fame, joy and success the channel OPs of #yg were getting, and wanted to cut in on their success.

Don't forget all those lovely yandere girls, traps and boys fighting for their attentions, obviously.

>>6662083
And let's not forget the free money awarded to them by the Queen of England. They're considered a deity in England now. Being the OP of a yandere IRC is a very prestigious title.

>>6662164
Really? How do I make and IRC?

>>6662190
http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/opguide.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlkWiqCvhY

>>6660418
No one in #yangen spams like this:

http://pastebin.com/vfGf4kp0

And it was a mod doing it, too.

>>6664248
And it turned out that it was client fucking up a link and posting its content instead. Way to make yourself look stupid, lurker in #yg who is from #yangen.

>>6664329
proves >>6660418 was right (ironic).

>#yangen made because they cannot stand drama and abuse coming from/about #yg
>bring more acid and drama about #yg to generals
>cannot stay in their own channel but keep checking #yg for anything to be assholes about.
>cannot leave generals in peace for people who don't want to deal with IRC fuckery at all but add to the flame

that's how both places are shit just with the new one more shitty than the #yg

oh anons, you're such lovable tards

>>6664351
The very generals are made by irc spewers though. This place is rotten to the bone

>>6664351

>bring more acid and drama about #yg to generals

Who started bringing acid and drama in this thread? >>6660265 from #yg.

>>6664421

Shut up already wanker, nobody gives a shit about #yangen. Everyone in the thread is just hoping that you get lost and stop fueling the channel wars drama. Nobody is rooting for you or even reads your posts with anything but boredom and disgust. Just fuck off already.

>>6665243
If you want to stop fueling drama, stop responding. You're just as guilty of shitposting as >>6664421. You're not even posting porn.

Occasional yandere appreciator with a question for you, /yg/.

What happens when two yanderes fall in love with each other?

>>6665750
Depends on the people - just because you have certain tendencies doesn't mean your relationship will be railroaded. Stereotypically though, they will simply be crazy about each other and just be overjoyed spending time with each other (duh). Whether it'll end in them having great understanding from the get-go due to their shared approach or turn relationship potentially toxic with them feeding each other's obsessions till they'll spiral out of control while shutting away from the rest of the world - in big parts depends on why they're yandere, in what way and how they manage their shit.

>>6665753
>Stereotypically though, they will simply be crazy about each other and just be overjoyed spending time with each other (duh).

From what I've witnessed in this community, it typically ends in trainwrecks (someone cheating, someone abusing the other or breaking up for some other reason). Of course, you could blame that on the users not being real yanderes and the fact that the failed relationships tend to get more attention than the successful ones.

>>6665750
If their obsession levels are in sync, everyone is honest and both people share similar goals for the future, it could end well. It's the same as in any other relationship. But it takes strength and emotional maturity to make things work, and yanderes aren't known for keeping their emotions in check. Having yandere tendencies isn't all butterflies and roses, it often involves pain. In the end it depends on what the yanderes involved are like.

>>6665750
It doesn't really answer your question but I've tried crazyxcrazy numerous times and it doesn't really work.

>>6665852
Yeah, most yanderes actually are better off with someone understanding but more balanced, to even out and manage their crazy - it may be less cozy and pleasant for them but if they really love the person rather than hope to be simply pampered, their relationship has a better chance to not turn into crap.

>>6665860
>someone understanding
Where are these people ;_;
Only reason I get into crazyxcrazy is because there is no one reasonable who wants to risk being in contact with me even though I'm very passive.

>>6665892
Are you a girl? If so, it should be relatively easy. Just be honest about being a nutcase as soon as you meet a potential date.

>>6665892
This: >>6665927
Especially if the guy's desperate. Though to be honest, if someone is accepting you out of desperation or looking past your crazy rather than be fully aware of what they'll be dealing with, you may hav a bumpy and potentially disasterous ride.

And even if the guy isn't or you're a guy looking for a girl, you can be somewhat yandere and you can get someone understanding but it doesn't mean that just because they'll understand, they'll have to put up with your shit for you. Because many of yandere tendencies do stem from insecurities, are destructive etc and it will be p to you to manage or even change them. Welcome to actual, real, non-delusional relationships, where all parties involved have to work hard and put up with disappointments and sacrifices for the sake of having the relationship working (sorry it's not what yandere-loving anons would like to read but I either could reinforce yandere glorification or actually give suggestions that would help you have a functional relationship).

Those who manage to and consider their partner worth it - get happy relationship. Those who don't - break apart, start cheating and generally turn it all into shit once the infatuation wears off after a few weeks, months or years.

>>6665821
If I'd blame that on users it wouldn't be because of them not being "real yandere" (seriously, can someone IRL be exactly like manga yandere? The archetype is very simplistic and often illogical - great for fictional stories but someone who'd be real yandere would either be self-destructively illogical if they would still go on with anime-like behavior or damn stupid) but because shitload of "yandere" people here are just obsessive and desperate for love and attention cause of not getting such much - insecurity, unrequited infatuation and desperation or, if you want, simply thirst is what drives them.

Once they get those needs satisfied and get some more faith in their own capabilities or it turns out to surprise of their inexperienced selves that relationships are actual effort, many start looking for greener pastures, the same way shy, sheltered children often turn the craziest (and sluttiest) once they start living on their own.

Combine it with the fact that due to that desperation couples in this community start being such when people don't even know each other well (few months of chatting online and a few weeks of meeting IRL isn't really much) and then once honeymoon phase of relationship dies away and it turns out (surprise) that their loved one is another human being with their own crap, so dies down the interest.

>>6665948
>many of yandere tendencies do stem from insecurities, are destructive etc and it will be p to you to manage or even change them. Welcome to actual, real, non-delusional relationships, where all parties involved have to work hard and put up with disappointments and sacrifices for the sake of having the relationship working (sorry it's not what yandere-loving anons would like to read but I either could reinforce yandere glorification or actually give suggestions that would help you have a functional relationship).

This. It's really refreshing to hear someone who isn't glorifying yandere tendencies. The maladaptive aspects that sometimes come with a yandere attitude need to be snipped off like an infected foreskin.

>>6665966
>snipped off like an infected foreskin
Odd choice of words.

>tfw can't snip off schizophrenia

>>6665927
Gender meme

>>6665992
You can make your schizophrenia better with medication, even though at this point in time we can't fix it completely.

Do you think she'll reply to me today?

>>6666037
I really hope so, but, I'm not so those water balls that you shake and get a vague answer.

>>6666040
I get panic attacks when she doesn't talk to me, and last time we talked she wasn't doing well mentally so I'm worried. I feel it's very hard to breath and stay calm. I hope she talks to me soon and everything will be okay.

>>6666090
This is so disgusting.

>>6666103
It's not!

>>6661329

CA !
what's dah buzz tell me whats a happening ?!?!

also hello to everyone else in the thread

(bows head)

>>6666128
How is it not!
She peepeed herself and then her stupid hamburger got sauce on her poorly colour-coordinated bed.
Something is wrong with her eyes and she's naked, wtf.

>>6666158
she has autism and you're insensitive douchebag

>>6666158
That's not peepee, that's sticky fingers from arousal! sticky sticky

>>6666185
You're ignorant foolish boy.

>>6666185
Her fingers are covered in pasta you and tell me is arousal? The fuck.

>>6666199
Those are scissors, not pasta! Do not eat scissors!

>>6666148
Uh it's okay I guess. I'm single now, but that's okay. I'm talking to a few people now. But I've been busy with a game I've been playing that I may go full national with through a business sponsoring me. You?

>>6666222
You forgot your trip and avatar.

>>6666225
Are you going to go full blown national gay?

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>>6666232
sorry

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hey boiz ;)

>>6666244
>>6666249
Why are you making fun of peppy pepper? He's a bro.

Who's peppy pepper?

>>6666258
I don't know either must be some gay circlecropping thing.

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Peepee peter. Heeheehee!

>>6666258
He's a talented trip user.

>>6666264
I've only seen him post once, on r9k. I think he's a regular there?

>>6666271
>>6666270
So disgusting.

>>6666232
No its a card game.

>>6666225

that's Awesome congrats !

noting new on my end

that dwarf guy/kid that I bumped into a while back I ran into again still says my voice my sounds like singing

>>6666294

plz be the dbz tcg I love that game


if it is

that girl I meet at tribes a while back might have a friend of a lady persuasion

but I think she only plays the retro version though

>>6666316
It's force of will. Sorry to disappoint.

>>6666348

that's cool no worries

thanks all

I like /d/ now yall good people


have a nice day :)


yams away !!!! ~whoosh~

>>6666278
I'm not disgusting.

>>6666391
Then why do you act like you are?

>>6666400
>act
>act
I'm only pretending to be retarded and you fell for it.
Hoho.

>>6666417
Defending yourself after pretending to be retarded is a move only an idiot would do. You should stop being so stubborn and admit that this iteration of you is disgusting. Just move on.

>>6666437
>Just move on
Boop.

The people on imageboards tend to be very poor quality. It is unfortunate considering their political origins in the textboards. I wish a textboard existed in America, but I guess we only have imageboards for shallow meme-spitters and people who shame or blame everyone who isn't them. There are so many fun things you could do if you got serious about your topics. Organization with anonymity is a blessing that you should partake in.

--- King of Israel

>>6667044
thanks for the input now go

>>6667044
The inenter and the radio have goose stepped us into blood sheds and kimberly

>>6667067
quit talking out of your mass

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>>6667069
Straight from at a horses mouths.

Yandere is about nothing apparently.....

>>6666284
don't post my waifu you dirty piece of shit

>>6666103
Thats a funny way to spell hot as fuck

>>6667196
Why is she your waifu?

If a guy is dating a girl who wants to be a guy, does that make him a gay

>>6667297
That's a retarded question. IT depends on why is he attracted and how does he thinks of her. If he is attracted to her as to a girl, then no matter whom she wants to be, he's into a girl. If she'd be after a sex change and he'd prefer her as a guy, then yeah - he's likely gay.

>>6667410
thats not a stupid question

>>6667538
I'll pull your ears with pincers for the sole purpose of recreation, dearest anon.

>>6667297
Gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.

>>6667876
what about the ninth guy?

>>6667921
Some people are selfish.

>>6667921
Have you never seen a guy blowing two dicks at once before?

>>6667964
not with one mouth not even in drawings

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>>6667973
what the fuck is wrong with you anon

>>6667980
maybe was trap to get you to do it, the post

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>>6667973
http://pingping.fantasti.cc/big/a/n/i/animalistic/animalistic_ad61d0.jpg

>>6667982
To get me to post hentai, anon?

>>6667980
>>6667982
>>6667984
this is the first time I've seen it I'm pretty sure

>>6668028
Very pure? Maybe not best place.
Must be a fake. Not hard to imagine.

>>6668031
you talk like an npc

>>6668056
No, I'm not an NPC.
No bully.

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>>6668093
do you have two dicks?

>>6668130
Why that image?
Is my son?
Why dadmustkill?
I'm not mean I only want peace.

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What does Yandere f (m) actually look for in love?
Is it just chemistry, or there are some "triggers"?
Is it just, you see a person and decide, welp, time to stalk.

Are yanderes aware of their condition? If so, they just choose to live with it? What if yandere F was stalking me and I told her I would see her, if she dropped yan act?

Sorry for asking so many questions. I am a teacher and one of my students keeps seeing me off to home.
Not near me, but sort, she trails behind me and then leaves, once I enter my apartment.
Looking at her records, I know for a fact she lives in the opposite direction of my place.

Regardless, I am just curious.
Thank you for your time.

>>6668639
There's no clear answer for any of your questions.
That girl could be following just to see can try to seduce for gud grades, wouldn't be the first time.

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>>6668684
Yes, that would be the most sane thing to assume.
But the whole ordeal, as I said, got me curious about this, hense all the questions.

>>6668639
>>6668709
It's a per person thing. Even in the forums responses vary wildly. http://www.yandere.org/forums/topic/what-is-it-exactly-that-makes-you-yandere/

The best way to find out would be a direct question or setting up a situation that'd reveal her true intent.

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Do you guys like the saw movies? I only saw the first one, but I liked it a lot. Jigsaw is pretty awesome.

>>6668799
They're okay. First 3 are worth watching. The rest are just for jokes. We throw them in during our yearly horror movie week.

>>6668799
He looks yungdere

How come scared vanished?

>>6669056
She got banned.

I came here for yandere discussion

Guess thats too hard to arrange...

>>6669132
When? What for?

>>6668639
Be aware that real yandere aren't massproduced sufferes of the same condition - just people showing certain traits similar to yandere anime character archetype, for many potential reasons.

>What does Yandere f (m) actually look for in love?
What yandere look for depends on the person as people told you. Usually they look for the same as anyone when it comes to partners - care, someone to relate, trust and love who'd offer the same back

>Is it just chemistry, or there are some "triggers"?
Depends on a person. Some yandere tendencies may stem from emotional or mental issues, some are just a result of certain beliefs and attitude.

>Is it just, you see a person and decide, welp, time to stalk.
Uncommon but some people are believing in "love on the first sight". If such people have yandere tendencies, then they may go with it, too.

>Are yanderes aware of their condition? If so, they just choose to live with it? What if yandere F was stalking me and I told her I would see her, if she dropped yan act?
Again, you assume it's a single neurological/mental/whatever condition. It's like if I'd ask you if people who like sandwiches with cheese but hate lettuce would in every case behave the same under particular circumstances.

>Sorry for asking so many questions. I am a teacher and one of my students keeps seeing me off to home.
>Not near me, but sort, she trails behind me and then leaves, once I enter my apartment.
How old are you and how old is she? It may be that it's not as much yandere thing as simply silly puppy love your student developed for you. Dunno if you remember being a teenager but teenage girls finding younger teachers hot or dreamy in some other way wasn't so uncommon back in my days.

You can always pull the stereotypical "turn behind the corner and wait for her to come looking for you then ask (calmly, maybe even with a smile to not scare her) why is she following you"

>>6669154
Leading on people in the IRC.

>>6669146

no worries mate it's quite common here

just most of us have already told our stories

and nothing new has happened since

we're more of a community of friends that enjoy yandies to an extent
then actual crazy ppl

unless you count that guy that cut that trips name into his arm/leg?

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>>6669164
Thanks for the answer. That clarifies some things.
I am 26 and she is 18. She doesn't talk too much and doesn't have many friends (if it all, I barely see her hanging out with someone. During breaks she just sorta sits there). Excels only at my subject, while being average at every other.
I am not "big" on anime and manga, but I think I sort of encountered an archetype like that?
People, are different, obviously, but, once again, I just got curious.
I'll just ask her what she does after school.
I find it pretty creepy of myself if I just turn around and walk up to her while walking home.

All the pics I posted are not relevant, but I love any form of oral sex.

>>6669154
It was a few weeks ago. She got caught cybering with several people.

>>6669166
>>6669240
Are there any logs/links? Wasn't she with Spooks mod after he dropped his previous cheating gf?

>>6669240
>>6669253
People love making shit up. Keep it in IRC

>>6665653
>>6665653
>>6665653

>>6669238
26 year old teacher and you manag to deal with high schoolers? Your class has to be less rowdy than how it was when I was their (or your) age.

Anyway, make sure to come here to share what you'll find out. Maybe you'll get yourself some qt 18 shy yandie (unwise given that you're her teacher but hey, she will graduate one day and 8 years isn't that much of a difference).

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>>6669253
I don't know anything about her getting banned, but I saved this image from that other thread.

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>>6669265
Rowdiness comes from boredom. As long as the lesson I give is fun (or given in a fun form), I barely have any problems.
Scratch that, my class (and the school), for the most part are females, that's why I barely encounter any problems.

I will post, what happened. In this or the next thread (as far as I can see they are regular on d?). Regardless, even if there are any romantic feelings involved, she will have to wait, until she graduates. As you said, very unwise and could cost me a job.

absolutely boring, dead irc channels. both of them. dead. dead. dead. i am bored out of my skull

>>6669253
He was cheated on again.

>>6669311
Tell me all about it. I admit that it's almost comical that it keeps happening.

>>6669240
Who were these people?

>>6669235
>we're more of a community of friends that enjoy yandies to an extent then actual crazy ppl

>tfw I'm the crazy in the corner that's ignored by the kool cids

>>6669312
>comical
Shouldn't it be erotic?
That chicken meme.

>>6669350

I'm sorry please forgive me
I forgot we are on /d/ now and that brings a whole new group of people

please use a trip and I will personally introduce you from everyone who followed us from the old /r9k/ days

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>>6669365
>I will personally introduce you from everyone who followed us from the old /r9k/ days
>old /r9k/ days
>please use a trip

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>>6667980
Gee billie Two hot dogs?

>>6669387
who are you quoting?

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>>6669308
your packages arrived safely I checked

>>6669533
what packages?

>>6669538
the ones there

>>6669540
i didn't send them

>>6669548
I agree

>>6669533
Tactical bunny sash.

You're messaging someone. They don't respond. How long should I wait until messaging them again?

>>6669666
3 minutes then 3 hours then 3 days, maybe?

>>6669666
It's a tricky question because it depends a lot on the person and how well they know you. I usually give it a day after messaging them and then leave it at that.

>>6669666
>>6669713
1 hour / 3 hours / 1 day / 2 days
Seems reasonable but I wouldn't follow it.
1312

>>6669719
I don't know them at all, but I'm desperate for a response.

How the FUCK do you talk to people you admire without going full spaghetti? It doesn't even have to be a romantic setting.

I don't know how to talk to admirable people without seeming like a wide eyed toddler bothering them by tugging at their sleeve. Fuck.

>>6669783
tug at their sleeves with honeyed words. What do you think of this advice?

>>6669725
Then just message them after a day and then that's it. There's really nothing you can do other than wait or give up.

>>6669357
erotic?
kill yourself

Question

Just how much do you guys love yandere?

>>6669533
...I actually do have packages on the way but they haven't arrived at my house yet.

>>6669812
Okay, but how do I not let my desperation show? Conversations go best when both participants feel like they're socially on equal footing, right? I have to project an image of confidence somehow, while making myself seem interesting and worthwhile to the person...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space

>>6669308
#yg has its active moments, but one of the more talkative people has to be in to provoke others to talk. Lots of idlers otherwise - such is the fate of most IRC channels.

>>6669783
You see, if you'd be a petite, cute girl with innocent and anxious expression, gently tugging on the sleeve would totally work on many of them.

>>6670645
Only if they were lolicons.

>>6670645
I'd have to pull that horrible "sexual while seeming innocent" shtick. Gross.

>>6670650
>>6670653
No, not really. I don't know why do you two think that sexual appeal is the only one people can have.

>>6669765
>>6669783
Endure and keep practicing. Talk about things that relate to both of you, or even simply be nice and greet them, somehow make them a part of your life. Even spaghetti spergattack is better than absolutely not doing anything and letting people drift away. Maybe you'd mess it up - you can always learn from your mess up for the future and it won't haunt you years from now with "I should've tried".

>>6669666
Depends how often you normally exchange messages. If it's several times this much time and it wasn't once/few times a day, you can simply check on them, make sure you've message reached them etc. After that, simply wait. If they won't answer for a very long time, you can send another message (for example after a month) wondering if they're alright and if they still want to talk.

>>6669275
Who is she talking with in that one? Can't be the guy she was with at that time, this one is spergy as fuck.

>>6670679
Who was she with at that time?

>>6670226
they've arrived midway through the cosmos

>>6670679

Some random guy she dated a year back

>>6670713
93 93/93

>>6670679
A fuckbuddy she stopped talking to in December.

>>6670728
Were they ever officially together? I thought he was just a guy she fucked on the side.

irc, dead, again, what a surprise

>>6670734
>>6670735
At any rate she's not stranger to slutting if she's yungimouto, that's for sure. https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/14323327/#q14323928

>>6670729
you're great

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>>6670742
Scared is yungimouto. Her profile on the site is a pretty big giveaway. Long black hair and glasses, just like in real life. From the webmaster's profile you can learn that she lives in Australia which, surprise surprise, yungimouto also comes from according to the guys she cybered with.

KEEP IRC DRAMA IN THE IRC

Would you date a girl with a lip disk? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIuDeoOERe0

>>6671978
Would you date a girl with a limp biscuit?
A poor cook.

>>6672376
Oh you mean that band?

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>>6672384
No, I meant a girl whose biscuits were limp from lack of leavening.

>>6672393
The hand?

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>>6672401
The land.

>>6672408
Of the rising mom?

>>6671978
Likely not. The cultural and style differences are so big that we'd likely never really fit. The mouth disfigurement and the adornment itself also aren't appealing to me at all but but that's of slightly lesser importance.

Why'd you ask such a dumb quesiton if the answer can be easily predicted?

>>6672423
Why'd you reply to such a dumb question?

>>6672428
Because I have don't mind sharing my personal preferences even when they're rather mundane.

>>6672411
Of the breed

>>6672428
Be a use they and I are dmb.

>>6672431
Your question is related to itself too, then.

>>6672440
>your question
Except I didn't ask any.

Good morning pewdiepie, time for chores.

:3

>>6672760
Good morning undido.

>>6672781
God morn Ofisrael, my king.

You shall address me as Queen of Yandere now.

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>>6672795
Pick a title and stick with it.

Okay, undido.

>>6672819
Undido doesn't suit me.

>>6671589
>if you have issues with the site, let me know

So spooks put her in a position of authority regarding his website.

He can't separate his (misguided) personal feelings with his professional responsibilities.

Idiot.

>>6672902
>if you have issues with the site, let me know

>I know the admin so I can get the word to him immediately should he not check his messages in time

>position of authority

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

:l

>>6672902
She hasn't logged on in over a month and he's not using her typing style any longer, so I think it's safe to say something happened.

>>6672916
Isn't she an admin too, though? I could've sworn she wasn't just a regular user.

>>6672956
Ya, he got cucked.

>>6672990
That's just a rumor.

Who are we talking about?

>>6672995
cooking anon

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>>6672916
She's a moderator.

>>6672995
That asian girl.

>>6672998
Giving his girlfriend power just because she's his girlfriend.

What a pathetic idiot.

It really is just a rumor. Scared actually did not want to be part of the community, if I recall corrrectly.

>>6673062
Well now she's a moderator of spooks' website. I don't think we should use that site anymore, Spooks is clearly too weak to be in charge of something like that.

>>6673062
What's your source on that? Is she afraid of being called out on her whoring?

>>6673063
>>6673061
She's been a moderator for months now but hasn't done anything with her power, so it's probably fine.

>>6673062
No way. Spooks wants a pure girl and she's had casual sex before. It's gotta be more than "not wanting to be part of the community".

>>6670728
What's your source on that?

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Walk carefully on the path set before you. Stay true to your convictions and the light of purity shall fulfill you. (Yanderion 1:1)

>purity

>PURITY

>>6673063
>>6673061
He's just letting love cloud his judgment again. It's the same with Tara, it should've been obvious from the start that she was a stupid whore. The poor guy keeps picking girls from the bottom of the barrel.

>>6673074
>She's been a moderator for months now but
hasn't done anything with her power, so it's probably fine.

That isn't the point.

This, >>6673125 is the point.

Spooks is weak and foolish.

>>6673133
So why haven't you made a better site with a better mod team?

>>6673140
That's a stupid question. You know it wouldn't work. The community isn't big enough to have two different websites. It would be a waste of time and money.

>>6672957
Admin and mod are different. Hiroshima is admin, mods just clean forums up and janitors do it for free.

>>6673133
Scared was really bossy in the IRC when she was around and he didn't try to stop her, so I fully agree with you.

>>6673133
Do you have a bone to pick with scared? She's been a benign influence on the site, in the way that she doesn't care about it at all.

>>6673179
I have no bones to pick with anybody, I'm an impartial observer calling things how I see them.

>>6671589
>>6673125

Who gives a fuck about this irrelevant shit? Shut up already, go write your gay ass autist /yg/ drama primer in the privacy of your mother's basement, it was boring and old two months ago already.

All of you people complaining about tripfags should recognize that far worse than them are the tripfag groupies who shit up threads with endless whiny discussion about them. Just let it go already, it's pathetic.

>>6673133
He's not even a yandere. He can't feel emotions properly.

>>6673186
This isn't about tripfags, this is about the future of the community. The site is an important part of it and should be discussed.

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>>6673186
This.

>>6673193
Who appointed you to decide the future of the community? In any case, guess what - the future of the community would look a lot brighter without this retarded gossip and drama mongering.

Nobody here but bitter attention whores care about this spooks and scared nonsense. Threadfags don't care, they want the old fun threads with yandere stories and no drama - /d/fags don't care because they want porn. You don't speak for anyone except yourself.

>>6673204
Why are you pointing fingers at me? I didn't start the dramafagging, I just agree with it. But it doesn't matter, the site's dead as a doornail anyways.

Just report anyone who mentions spooks, scared or the IRCs, imo.

>>6673212
We should report everyone who doesn't post porn. Discussion isn't what this board is for.

>>6673215
i guess that's you fucked then innit c:

>>6673217
you too c:

I think spooks is a shitty admin for other reasons.

From IRC a few days ago: <@Spooks> deception is a tool as any other, a means to an end

>>6673222
dont use my emoticon without written permission

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<@Spooks> being liked enough to be fucked by a lot of men is an achievement in the current world
<seth_> nova's a girl, yes
<@Spooks> but you won't have a single sjw admit that she wants to be fucked like a little piggie without a veil of anonimity.


https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25588050/
>>>25601187
I was talking to her a little over a year ago now, so I don't have them saved. One was her just out of the shower, she wasn't wearing anything but cut it off before you could see her boobs, another was straight out tit pics but drawn all over, there were a few more, but she stopped after she realized she was getting nowhere.

>>6673197
So anger and dork she kick butt from front.

>>6673239
i cum on cat he hiss at penis

>>6673240
You shouldn't cum at the cat.

>>6673243
i give cummies on you

>>6673215
This thread is for discussion of yandere and its fetish, and while the board isn't meant for this, the people here seem too busy with other threads and fetishes to care about this one in particular. However, there's shittyness that transcends the fact that we are in the wrong board, and that would be bad anywhere.

Examples of such disease ridden pointless posts
>>6673228
>>6673233

I thought it was the same guy that keeps spamming this stuff about scared and spooks but it's probable that it's not!

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>>6673243
>>6673246

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I'm just mad because she led me on.

>>6673253
i cum in mouth of you now?

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>>6673246
The fuck.

>>6673254
I understand anon.

>>6673256
Dummy? Are you having fun?

>>6673263
Please no fighting.

>>6673272
What fighting you fucking moron.

>>6673272
I'm sorry for my behavior 3 minutes ago

>>6673279
how did you get this picture of me?

>>6673273
Piss off, Drinko.

>>6673297
That's Mr.Drinko to you, scumbag.

>>6673297
Before the last strand of hair falls from my noggin you'll be as tall as your head.

>>6673304
No doing anything harmful to me, k.
Paps is not for that.

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>>6673319
This is the last draw.

>>6673332
I pee-pee in your mouff u drinkos it

me chinese me play joke me go peepee in your coke

>>6673336
my vampyr fangs pierce your peekaboo and blood comes out. you die shriveled and grey and I use you as a door for my room for the next week

IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE HOMEMADE PIZZA ROLLS

>>6673345
uhhh pickup oh derivery?

HOW DO FARMERS RAISE CHICKENS AND PIGS AND COWS FOR YEARS AND THEN NOT CRY WHEN THEY HAVE TO KILL THEM FOR FOOD

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>>6673349
the predator does not shed tears for its prey

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WHOOOOAAAAUUUGGGGHHH

SAVAAAAAAGEEEEEE

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>>6673355
BUT LOOK AT THEIR KAWAII FACES

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>>6673362
are they dating?

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>>6673362
>Kawaii

He may be kissy that cow but his eyes are on that other pig's butt.

>>6673364
maybe it reminds him of your face

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>>6673363
THEY ARE IN TRUE YANDERE LOVE

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>>6673367
that's p cute I'll admit

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>>6673365
Say it to my face.

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>>6673371
AIN'T NOTHING MORE KAWAII THAN SUCKING ON A TIDDY

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>>6673332
This is my last ball.

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>>6673372
maybe it reminds
him
of
you'll
face

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>>6673378
Remove the lens glare and this is what you see.

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>>6673378
You were saying it to your own face the entire time.

>>6673386
>>6673390
wow it took two of you to make me cry hahaha weak humies

WEAK HUMMUS

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>>6673403
It took two posts because pig is nice.

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>>6673403
Do you need change now? I contain many procedure materials in my protocol.

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"dad must die"
There it is again.

WHY DO YOU WANT ME DEAD?
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS FOREVER?!

>>6673636
What are you talking about?

>>6673636
I would never want you dead, big daddy!

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>>6673636
tch