Huger Females Giving the Belittle'd a new Home and Purpose...In their Innards...
some anon from the last thread requested these webcam vore sequences, I think they're "larger female" vore related enough to go in here.
wish there was more fantasy/rpg themed vore
not enough hot hungry med evil fairy tale giants(ess)
Any folks in the loop got any news on the progress of karbos new patreon comic? I think patreon is fine model and all if it means a good artist can will have more freedom to produce more content at faster rate that wouldnt otherwise normally able to. I just hope it comes out to the general fanbase eventually. I'll even settle for potato resolution.
Shirohebi said bankokudou gave himpermission to upload his part of pyua nomi, the C88 collaboration, so here it is
Although it's better to don't have hopes of getting all of it's content like this, the reason of no DL for this is exactly being a collaboration, so some artists involved should be against it
You could contact them through pixiv or twitter. I'll wait next bankokudou update before trying something
Both bankokudou and shirohebi are both words I don't understand. Could you clarify?
Also great work on the upload. Even if we get this piecemeal, I don't want any content for this dead fetish to get lost in the ether.
Cool thanks. I'll wait for the next collab and try to contact Fuyunon on his twitter. Hopefully I can get someone to translate, or he can just understand english enough.
Basically what the above said, it's from an ongoing tall girl series, called "do you like big girls "the series as a whole could probably be classified as a mini gts ecchi genre on its own. But there's also a short dream sequence in chapter 23 with a full on giantess.
I'm pretty sure he meant as in "there's more than that one scene" and there are 2 more pages of internal shots.
Well okay, one internal shot and a scream page :<
On the prowl for ASMR eating vids on YouTube that I can download and add to my collection.
'relax andeat'. I love girls like this. She eats like a fucking pig and you can see everything in her mouth.
I wish there were more ASMR women like her. They all eat with their mouths closed and it's not arousing in the slightest.
Glad anyway that ASMR's taking off and there are a million videos of women eating food so I can imagine myself in whatever they're snacking on.
>Glad anyway that ASMR's taking off and there are a million videos of women eating food so I can imagine myself in whatever they're snacking on.
If I googled that acronym right, than this really sounds trippy and immersive, why have I never heard of this before?
be warned there's some brief giant male stuff too.
Hey LC how would you buy pic related? A guy contacted me on sadpanda showing interest, but he said they don't ship overseas so he couldn't buy. Asking because zawa maybe planning on reprint it
Was this one of them? I was working on something similar to that theme a while ago.
HI ALL. I've written a bunch of giantess vore stories before and go as Supernova on a bunch of different fetish sites. My stuff's here: http://giantessworld.net/viewuser.php?uid=28762
idk what you guys think of them but I make them the way I want for the most part. some of them are p. rough but if anyone has any suggestions for future stories or w/e I'd like to hear them.
Your stories are pretty great. I'd love to see some post-vore farting to go along with the detailed disposal scenes you already write.
Thanks! I'm glad you like them.
And I'll consider that. Honestly most things are on the table regarding the, uh, epilogues. they're more fun to write than they should be. Trying to make them as "realistic" as possible given the circumstances
for me, personally, the best parts happen after you've already been swallowed and you're at the mercy of a giant, hellish body surrounding you on all sides. need more of that in my life.
Your stories are among the best out there! Keep them rough, there already are more wimpy stories out there than I can count. Can't stand those that just end with "gulp" or some shit like that. More burping, digestion and absorption into tits/hips/asses! Disposal doesn't do much for me personally, but don't mind it either.
Honestly seeing so many stories that end with just a "gulp" or whatever is kinda what made me want to start writing.
I can see why people would want it to end there, but that's not my thing at all. after reading pages of teasing... having the story just end with one or two sentences involving the actual swallowing means that there's v. little actual vore in the vore story. that gives me blue balls.
imo the best parts happen after youve already been swallowed. the more detailed it is, the more I like it. I want to know what it looks like, feels like (both in terms of touch and emotion), smells like, and tastes like to be eaten by someone. I want the full experience desu and that kind of thing is oddly difficult to come across. that's why I like that Wiking guy's CG work so much, because the victims are actually horrified, confused, and screaming like real people would be in that situation. Not this semi-porno "Oh no, I. am. being. eaten." garbo that you get in most live action vore vids... if you get that at all.
im also not big on bigass novels where you can scan pages and pages and pages looking for action and not finding anything close to vore, w/ the vore parts being so short that u could skip them if you didnt look hard enough. even tho I have written stories that are like 20+ pages long, in some other works you can go 20+ pages and not see anything that turns you on and that's just boring.
Some writers do it because it's divisive, and people can just imagine what happens after if they want (full tour, digestion etc).
I kinda want a story where a guy is swallowed by a girl, and then he's inside her for a bit whilst she goes about doing something, like at a party or even having sex (FF/m or FM/m is fine). I've only read one story that does this well enough to be fappable.
Same reason I started writing. Whenever I look back on them I cringe hardcore though. Just the fact that I wrote something that gives another man a boner is awkward. I ain't into that gay shit cuz
This, this entirely.
My only issue I've found with the stories (besides the lack of gas) though, is that all of the ending descriptions dont vary a lot, the descriptions are almost all the same in content and length.
I know it's an extreme challenge to squeeze new description sometimes for the same scenes
>Found that on youtube.
>Wonder if there are more like this (the inner shoots i mean).
>Also wonder if there is more like gts dreams game.
the Digested for an A+ vore video, had an internal shot near the end, even has the tiny guy getting shifted around in her gut a little as the girl re-positions her body to "sleep him off". to bad its so short. I cant remember if the black girl vore 1 had internal or not.
I have about 20gb of lazily hidden content, I pray no one ever goes on my compute and click "show hidden files and folders" my gts stuff is everywhere, desktop, documents, downloads, pictures etc, but just marked invisible.
zombie slave is washed up
all he does is post really unattractive photo manip girls most of the time. he also got really butthurt over some comment on DA about some guy saying photo manips aren't real art. he was mad enough to screen cap the comment and rant about it in his own thread.
what a fucking loser
>Digested for an A+
What a shame that an otherwise decent video is crippled by the choice to slow down and modulate all of the girl's dialogue. I see what they were going for with the simulating that size and perspective with audio but the attempt just made the already bad dialogue and acting even more retarded.
Yeah me too, but again I'd also be banking on them clicking the show hidden files.
I just moved them into downloads>installation files> then in amongst all my installation .exe files for shit like itunes and malwarebytes etc there's a folder named after an internet explorer installation file that is hidden. I keep it all there.
The shitty thing is all anyone reeeeaally has to do is right click the folder browser icon on the taskbar and it gives you a list of recently visited folders, including the hidden ones, they just show up empty when you click on them. Nothing more suspicious.
I'd considered putting it all on a USB drive and physically hiding it, but that's just different versions of the same problem.
Not that I have that much incentive for hiding them, but lets just say early on in relationships your partner can say she's cool with you fapping and is happy with all your fetishes, then once you've been together a few years fapping becomes another form of cheating and any porn is illegal because it's ''not her''.
you gotta write what gives *YOU* a boner, and only concern yourself with that
if it gives anyone else a boner, or lady boner, or oddly erect nipples, or whatever, that's their concern not yours.
What a shame the best live action fx producer in the community decided to forgo good fx for shoving cameras down the the throats of whores like Canadian Giantess or some other half-ass untalented outfit. Fucking waste. He went down this route after seperating from Brooks. I have no idea why. There are plenty of camera-throat-shovers already so its a stupid choice if he wants to make money.
im a fan of your stories, i post your stuff here sometimes.
thought you should know me and some anons have complained in passing that you have no gallery on ekas. if you had a gallery then users could easily view your entire library and get quick updates. also youll get more exposure because of tags and favorites. I like to revisit my favorites but i cant do that with your stories. it can be a big pain in the ass going through that thread to find a story.
It's been weeks and I STILL haven't found that 1 story that had a latino milf swallowing her daughter's shrunken guy/girl and "feeling powerful" about it. maybe that was a zombieslave story but im pretty sure it was yours so i didnt bother trudging through his thread either.
Too long. Skipped 99% of it. Too long. Zero plot despite its length. Way too long. Unlikeable cocky main male character with one-liners and aversion to swearing, came off as a 12 year-old. Way way too long. Boring cookie-cutter giantess character. Way way way too long.
C- see me after class.
>the bulk of that is probably 3DPD videos that I never watch but keep around for whatever reason
This. Its a never-ending story of "download > its shit or disappointing > don't delete anyway > never look at again".
Luckily there are a lot of qts out there who are open to commission though, so I guess there's that. Not that expensive either.
Thanks, I'll give it a read.
I actually tried to write my own story with this sort of sex and vore (full tour, sorry digestion fans).
It's much shorter though:
Ye I (Supernova) just got approved for a gallery on Eka's yesterday. I'll put all my stuff on there v. soon... like within the week.
I definitely want more exposure tho. I see garbage stories all over the Internet get a lot of more attention than my stuff and I don't know if that's because garbage is just popular/easier to read or if I'm just bad at marketing my shit. I don't mean garbage as in "Not my kink" I mean garbage as in it seems like it was written by someone who has never read a book in their lives...! I think that's mostly on me tho so the gallery thing might help.
Also the story you're describing sounds a lot like my story "No Safety in Numbers" where a bunch of people are trapped in a box and horrible things happen to them (vore, insertion, etc). http://giantessworld.net/viewstory.php?sid=4764
One of my faves. I should seriously fix the formatting on everything I uploaded to giantessworld (like separating paragraphs) but w/e I'll do it later.
AND... if anyone has any suggestions for any authors that have scenarios similar to mine or w/e I'd like to take a look at them. I already know of girlfood and zombie slave and I really enjoy their work (ZS's style kind of inspired me to write), but they often don't go into graphic digestion.
Really what I enjoy most is an element of realism outside of the shrinking aspect. My dream is to one day see a vore vid or something edited like a horror movie from the perspective of the victim instead of the standard faux-porno teasing, bright porno set lighting, and camera-throat-shoving that we see today. Obviously some vids are better than others but right now the standard seems to be that MOST ppl who like vore ONLY like the teasing part and nothing else, with the actual vore being a "whatever" kind of afterthought. Like IMMEDIATELY fading to black as the actress says "In you go!" or "Down the hatch!" after ten mins of teasing? Blue balls. That's not a vore vid, that's a teasing vid, and that's not my kink.
I write fapfics knowing exactly what I'm doing. If people fap to it, I consider it a success. Who cares if you're giving people a hard dick? I see it as making someone feel good, relieve some stress for a bit. If they like what I write, if I show them the scenarios I imagine and they concur that yeah, das pretty hot, then it feels good desu. If you don't wanna give dudes boners, then write something else.
Anyone else remember a simple dialogue-option flash game where you had to talk to a giant catgirl and only one of the option paths would end with her eating you?
I just thought of it today. It was really kind of a throwaway game but it used to be my standby years ago, I think I have it saved on an older computer still but it doesn't work well anymore.
Anyone have that Stevonnie vore picture? It was pretty good so I have no idea why I didn't save it. Possibly due to not knowing which folder to put it in.
Practically own every decent giantess video out there, and i got essentially all of it for free.
Don't really hide it because this is my computer and nobody else uses it, it's on a separate user with hidden files though, incase a gf was going to browse my documents.
Oh, have you made an account any where yet where you keep uploads of your new stuff?
it's bad enough we have to see that shit constantly on eka's, don't bring that garbage here, even if it was done by a good artist.
From a purely artistic standpoint it really could be any nameless homeless guy she ate. Plus, unlike his other comms there arent any panels at the end showing him affably enjoying it like some fleshy security blanket, which is pretty refreshing. Just simple vore prey being simply victimized. though It is tragic every picture with a bearded vore victim will be forever tainted because of external dramas on some mediocre fetish forum.
asianfoodgirl does amazing 1080p 60fps vore.
arcticgiantess made a few asmr vore whisper vids
leanasmith makes traditional vore vids with no talking. just quiet gummy, berry, ant swallowing. she made a 15 min long ant swallow vid for 30 dollars. i wont post cuz if she gets mire buyers she will make more vids. but i will say it was worth every penny
the guy that runs giantessworld -- katelyn brooks old producer -- will probably make some insane vr vore eventually. teasing vida are a plague, its like 90 percent of the content out there.
thanks for the link, all your stories are really good.
as for popularity, a gallery is a nice start. now people can read all your stuff within the same menu. youll never be super popular because you arent doing feel good vore, your style is gritty and very dark, so just try to be the best at it and know who your audience is. only practical tip i have is all you gritty vore authors should support each others work.
chaos on ekas is a great vore writer that specializes more on the predators sickness. hes been writing on writing.com for years and writes anything from non fatal slavery to fatal & mindbreak. cant link him cuz im on my phone but he just goes by chaos on ekas. he seems to always offer to do collaborations with people, so maybe thats an option for you if your tastes arent too different. im not sure if he browses d though
>tfw you were't born an opulent, omnipotent, size changing princess who demands no less than entire villages be fed as sacrifices as to her decadent giant self.
Hell... it's about time.
I swear, when I get this upcoming job that will grant me PLENTY of disposable income, I will counter TASE's awful commissions and ensure that the good artists get paid to draw fantastic vore for the masses. There will not be any OCs being stuffed into some fleshy hugbox. I'll do the same courtesy that Boogie does for us and make the prey a complete anon so that all may enjoy the sequence. Count on it fellow /d/eviants.
Don't think I saw this one posted in the thread yet.
Honestly, shit like this kinda makes me pissed. If the creature isn't smart enough to put up a struggle or recognise what's going on then what's the point? It's just the human god complex playing up, and it's kinda cruel and gross.
This actually happened.
>be me in class, last Friday.
>given a writing assignment
>have a friend, pretty cool dude, who knows about vore and finds if funny rather than kinky
>he decides to annoy one of the counselors by knowing what vore is. This may not be the first time since the counselor just rolls his eyes
>snap at friend while continually telling him to shit up
>another student who knows about vore speaks up as well
>suddenly half the class is in an uproar about this "vore" thing
I seriously can't imagine something worse than an in depth discussion between a bunch of normies in a classroom about vore. Bonus points if they're also looking it up on the internet for everyone to see.
Yes, it was never finished. I think I edited what I had and rewrote a few things a couple times. I don't even remember when I added the meandering bits around the last few paragraphs of what I've got here:
I'd like to finish it but something about the whole scenario or at least the way I'm handling it seems pathetic and stupid. I can't seem to finish any smut content I attempt to write nowadays.
Make sure google hasn't remembered your old searches and just google vore freshly and read how fucking horrible it is.
I do not let anyone know unless I have prepared a fucking CLASS on it beforehand.
Just watched this anime (or at least the 1 episode that is out at this moment) and good god the part where she inhales the phantoms, swallows them, and rubs her stomach drove me fucking nuts.
Also nice image set, this also drove me nuts.
>pass time by joining skype calls with internet friends
>at the time, none of them knew i was into vore
>occasionally someone would bring it up
>everyone would have this discussion about how it was weird and gross, typical normies being revolted by it
>i can't blame them
>but it was still awkward as all fuck, just sitting there being quiet and anxious
>one time someone even asks "does anyone here have a vore fetish?" and one no one said anytihng, he followed up with "that's what i wanted to hear" :(
I eventually came clean about it and none of them have an issue with it. Haven't really had an awkward situation like that since. Life's good.
Based anon. Thank you kindly.
I should probably get into the habit of posting content instead of just doing text replies. My apologies.
I don't recommend telling friends your kinks like that for no real reason unless you're super close to them, trust them, and it's relevant
but god damn I do recommend sharing it with romantic partners you trust fully. I dated a girl who got really, really into being a voracious giantess. She'd message me photos of her open mouth and send pretty detailed messages about swallowing me whole.
The only problem is if you break up and end up dating someone super vanilla you will never feel so alive again.
Same, feels good man. I got a girlfriend who did all that and more, even including my fart and post-vore fetish. The other night while fucking 2 days after eating prawns she made me cum in her so hard by talking about their process through her guts, wondering how they'd look when they eventually came out since she swallowed them whole, and making me put a finger up her ass so I could smell it while I came (it came out a bit dirty) while telling me that's how they ended up. There's a reason I'm wifing her.
No, your autism is off the charts if you can think that way. What makes you think they'd completely change their opinions just because they know you're into it? They just dont want to offend you to your face. And what kind of gaggle of faggots do you call friends that you sit around talking about what you stroke your dicks to and crave acceptance about what makes you hard?
So yes, we'll be over here cringing our titties into orbit around Jupiter but at the end of the day whatever helps you sleep at night buddy.
Guys, I really need help finding a particular comic. It was with the shortstack version of Midna, it was in a cityscape and it was in black and white. I've been searching everywhere for this fucking thing and I have not been able to find it anywhere.
I've got you covered. It's a long one, but you can find the rest here. http://aryion.com/g4/view/266109
Better than me. I don't hide my shit at all.
It's not openly on display, but on my desktop is "untitled folder", inside which, amidst backups for games that I mod, is "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" which is where i keep all of my /d/ related stuff.
especially since the top searches in google are all same size and leave belly bulges. then people start calling it "degenerate" and asking why the hell anyone could possibly find it erotic, and all of a sudden you are hit with the shame of being a /d/eviant again.
mines like not even hidden at all.
It's literally the "My Videos" folder is home to apparently almost 100gb of assorted shit, with vore making up like a good 25gb
I just make sure no one ever uses my laptop for shit
Better to use other browsers if you're searching that. Google and Chrome is quick in profiling your search history.
There's a reason I started to use the HTTPS Everywhere plugin you know. Who knows if your ISP profiles you too.
I'd feel terrible if someone saw my porn folders, even if they had to steal my laptop to get to it. Which is why I keep them clearly labeled and organized by potential sanity damage, to reduce the odds of someone being traumatized by that shit.
1. That's an unfinished model. You can tell because there's no content yet.
2. It's a video game character. High res teeth would look weird and not like Midna.
3. It's going to be animated. Small issues like that won't be noticeable in motion.
OK all. Gonna write a new story soon but I'm trying to brainstorm ideas. Which idea would you like in a story most?
1) You go to a convention and you get shrunken down and put into a jar and held captive by a shy/NEET girl and she ends up swallowing you.
2) A bunch of 18-20yos try to sneak into a club. They end up caught, shrunk, and served. Possibly to people they know/are friends with.
3) A young couple is shrunken down by a woman who forces them to play hide and seek in her room.
Zombie has always been a bit of a faggot, he still makes good content every now and then. I'll see what I can do, but if I push too hard he's just gonna bitch out because that's what he does best.
But I guess it's a good time to post a cute comic and to go to my galleries for some vore stories http://aryion.com/g4/gallery/supernova
I like living in a world where there are three or four supernovas
geez louise , Is it really ass because of minor subjective details that are barely noticeable? I'm sure you could say the same about any picture if your look "That" hard. Plus you gotta take into consideration shes an imp character and not exactly human.
Es is quality animation on mediocre models.
Wiking is quality models on mediocre animation.
If you want a real example of quality you need CakeInferno, albiet he's a massive furry for Krystal.
But the actual animation has yet to be seen, so the only thing we can compare at this point are the models the various animators have access to. We also have to factor in differing taste, the preference in body type is a , ie short stack vs tall, slim vs curvy, anime vs western etc.
So for instance if someone simply does not gel well with Midna as a pred, no animation will change that.
Exactly, i don't even have a laptop so chances of someone even seeing my computer screen are slim, except for my roommate and he knows far more embarrassing stuff about me than my porn collection to even give a crap.
I stand aghast at what you people consider "friends", let alone that you tell them about your situation. Word of advice: They're not your friends. They're fucking dangerous. Get as far away from them as possible, because they will hang you out to dry at the next-best opportunity.
Honestly, I've only ever met 2 or 3 people I believe I could theoretically tell about this, but even then I don't - out of sheer embarassment and fear. The thought of someone telling on me is pretty much the worst thing I can imagine. I'd most likely kill myself and take the person in question with me.
vore is weird but not suicide-if-outed weird
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I probably wouldn't care much if I got outed, my friends would think it was weird and probably joke about it with me forever but no one would really actually care.
Becoming an hero might be over the top, but I can understand the anxiety about getting outed on something that is constantly confused with cannibalism. The social fallout could be unpleasant to say the least.
You're actually insane, and you sound very jealous. These friends of mine are probably the best I've ever had. :^)
If someone outed me to other friends I probably wouldn't give too much of a shit anymore. Of course people without the fetish will think it's weird, but I have not met a single person that would find it friendship breaking. Even if someone did, they were more than likely not worth talking to anyway.
And I don't even come close to comprehending how you think suicide would be an adequate solution if you were outed. That's actually retarded.
I apologise for lashing out at you like that. I was annoyed and took it out on strangers on the Internet, so you might be right about the "insane and retarded" part.
Especially since I still believe you are being too trusting. You seem very young (teenager?) and may still lack experience of how depraved human beings can be. Call me old and bitter if you want. I really do hope I'm wrong. Anyway, apologies for being rude and stay safe.
none of the japanese text says if male or female. and none of the videos show any of this person's face beyond the lips, so at this point it's ambiguous.
but probably male, because most of the people that got an endoscope into their stomach are men.
someday I hope some more women do it... hell they could even make a ton of money off of it because there's clearly a demand for it.
Anons, I need help finding an image. It was a vertical 2 panel comic in which a girl was opening another one's pussy and talking to a small guy inside it. One panel was the inside of said pussy, the other one i can't quite remember. It was fully coloured and the artstyle was similar to pic related and >>6608178.
>>6634704 sounds like mcrenos / noneto
I won't deny that I am very easily trusting and I admit that can easily be a bad thing, so I can see where you are coming from in that regard.
I'm an adult (although within my first years of being an adult) and perhaps I am in a phase where I am too trusting. Perhaps I'll learn more as time goes on.
I apologize if anything I said got to you. Take care.
Posting content in an attempt to make this thread a little less autistic. Gonna keep my stories to myself from now on.
I'll also post some more content to repent for my outbreak of assburgers.
either 1 or 2. shy girls voring is hot, peeps getting eated by people that know them and still eat them anyway is hot. random fe fi fo giantess toying with victims... is so vanila its barely even fetish anymore
In 7th grade we once had to write a creative essay about what our life would be like if we were suddenly a piece of candy on a convenience store shelf. And present it to the class. I remember being the only kid who wrote about being bought and eaten by an attractive older woman. Being in the minority like that felt really awakard but thankfully it was 2004 and a lot of deviant fetishes weren't as common knowledge like they are now. If I wrote the same paper today I'd probably be outed fairly easily.
I'm not 100% on this, but the idea seems to be:
There! Gotcha! A genuine tiny... looks so tasty...
Problem is, it's so young I can't eat it. [top}
Looking closer, she's crying and looks scared. So cute! It -is- scary... but... Such teeny tiny people are of no use. The size difference is such that I can do whatever I want to you. [Middle]
In that case, bottom's up! ... as I thought, TASTY! I want to eat a lot more! [bottom]
The top-left and middle-left panels I'm not totally sure on, but that's my best guess.
It came with my giantess fetish, I pretty liked the idea of being small and completely at a girls mercy. Her having absolute freedom to do whatever she wanted with me, and no one would be the wiser. Just my fate totally at the whims of whatever unfiltered thoughts were floating around in her mind at the time, from pet slave to food.
>be in the car with my best friend
>small coupé, just the two of us, running some errands before we head back to my place to hang out
>get on the subject of porn/fapping
>I don't fap to normie porn, nobody knows my fetish, and I'm a virgin, so I tread these kinds of discussions with my friends lightly.
>It doesn't help that I can into skinny fit girls, "thick" girls, BBW, and SSBBW, so my "standards" are incredibly broad
>we're talking, and I remember a few months ago when I bought some clips4sale stuff. It turns out that horrendous acting done by people who don't understand your fetish kills boners like nothing else
>jokingly comment that I once made the mistake of paying for porn
>he's like "dude come on you know better than that! never ever pay for porn"
>reply "I didn't have a choice, it's not the kinda shit you can find on Empornium"
>now he's curious and I've stumbled right into a fetish discussion
>starts trying to guess what I bought, goes through all the memey weird porn things
>tentacle rape, german dungeon porn, horse bukkake, futa, etc.
>nope, nope, nope, nope, etc. (I kinda expected him to guess it because of how much I see it on unrelated boards like /tg/, but he's a sheltered redditor)
>eventually reach the end of the car ride
>he's out of guessing time, but vows to figure it out
>tell him if he guesses right, I will confess
>he never brings it up again
That was like 6 months ago. I guess I dodged the bullet.
Later I did end up telling my friends I was into BBW in one of our periodical "lay around in the dark at night and talk about our feelings" sessions. They didn't seem weirded out by it, but I also didn't tell them how much I like stuffing, burping and weight gain, either.
A WHOLE CLASS of people discussing vore would be a nightmare. It's inconceivable.
I'm surprised I've never seen that one before. Good shit, and the comments section is a goldmine too.
I bet your teacher was a vorefag. Or a TF fag.