Anything above twelve inches.
If its the best fetish, how come there is barely any art of it?
And that's it from me, and whether this one is a guy or not is up for debate.
Wish I knew where to find good content for this subject, it and cock expansion.
But he's still got his cute, adorable head stuck atop a muscular, easily-aroused body. An adorable softie that'll be easy to lead around by his cock as if it were a leash, and who no doubt fucks like a love god when given 'permission' from his mistress.
Posting one of my favorite artists pics
Hope you like it.
You better, or else
I always kinda figured this was the eventual end of most futa; their dicks getting bigger and bigger to the point where they can suck themselves and end up doing so non-stop thanks to their uncontrollable sex drive.
The way I've always got around it (and it's worked 100% of the time)
- Clear your browsers cookies/etc
- Create an account on non-sadpanda (g.e-)
- Sign into said account
- sadpanda will work every time afterwards
Occasionally you might get signed out of non-sadpanda, if that happens just clear cookies/etc again and sign back in, then navigate to sadpanda.
Hell I signed in months ago and still haven't had to re-do it.
Source: Seieki Bote Hisshi!! ~Zetsurin Shikijourei ni Toritsukareta Shoujo~
somthing like that kind of scares me, being basically redurced to a vegtable doing nothing but laying around and sucking your cock, or being too big to be paralyzed, i just never like the idea of being stripped of freedom of living
If you don't mind me asking, what is the name of the artist?
Not me. I've always said futa is just a gateway drug to bisexuality.
Please. I'm only an inch longer than you at most, but my girth is just barely average. What's the point of even pretending I've got anything of any worth down there if it's not too thick to wrap my fingers around? I really am completely useless.
Seriously, shut up. You do realize vaginas come in all sizes, much like men's cocks? I knew a girl who was so tiny, that she would probably be only able to take three inches of dick comfortably.
You're good at average since women usually have a five inch vagina before it starts to be hurtful pleasure for them.
Not only that, women go NUTS when you focus on them. I want you to take a moment and REALLY let this sink in: foreplay is key.
Imagine having someone service the shit out of you while you just lay there and revel in it, before they even stick it in. It makes them feel like a god damned princess. Once they're relaxed, cumming cums much easier.
TIPS: non genital physical stimulation like light scratching the skin, drawing your hand/palm across their body, subtly asserting power (getting really close, hugging, wrist grabbing, applying pressure to her body, etc), or heavy breathing (not out of breath, but of exertion).
Don't be fast and jerky, be calm and in control. You can make fast movements, but make sure they're controlled. There's an art to choking and neck grabbing, be careful.
I would consider myself well endowed, but sex is the cherry on top of a giant sundae of foreplay. Trust me, if you're good with foreplay, you should be able to satisfy women thoroughly even with a micropenis.
Disclaimer: she'll always be itching for a dicking, so if you actually have a micropenis, we suggest not dropping trou until enough foreplay has occurred and you've warned her what's in store. Also, invest in strap-on equipment?
TL;DR: foreplay, foreplay, foreplay.
Fuck that was supposed to be short.
Where are all the comics?
Dunno about him, but I like small penis humilation, so stuff like what he said would be erotic if I was talking about myself.
On the other hand, I'm also a virgin and knowing that I wouldn't have enough experience to even get foreplay right has me terrified of the whole thing. So i'm probably not the best person to be talking about others.
>tfw an inch below in both dimensions
W-Would let you humiliate me
I actually save some of them because I love revisiting those memories. Here is a small sampling:
"I like how your cock stretches me."
"Omg its so huge, im used to about average"
"you win, you are the biggest"
"i've never realized anyone outside of porn could be that big"
"I like thinking about yoru cock while i touch myself. but don't go spreading that around"
"Oh my lord! You werent lying! No way would that fit in me! Haha"
"Oh my *giggle* That looks wonderful.. hehe. Are you sure thats 8 inches? It looks bigger. Hehehe. bet the head feels fuckin amazing inside"
"Its giant. Huge, Gigantic, Gargantuan"
"Yes, but you're significantly thicker. You told me before, and I was curious, so I took the thing I had closest to that size, and it didn't fit. I didn't try that hard, but it didn't..."
Shit. That's so hot. Especially
>"I like thinking about yoru cock while i touch myself. but don't go spreading that around"
Have you ever done sph kinda stuff before? Teasing/embarrassing the smaller guy?
Sometimes I hated myself for doing it...but when it's happening and she's stroking me with wide eyes and looks up and says "Fuck, you're so much bigger than him. I don't even know if it will fit!"....yeah. I stop caring about basically anything else.
Wow, I could only imagine..
Is it just like in my shitty doujins with all of the "Your cock is so much better!" bullshit?
I don't want to ruin your fantasy, but it's usually a single statement. They haven't ever harped on about it the whole time. It's more like they think of it, then they totally forget about every other cock and spend the next however long entranced by mine,
I didn't believe it. I'm 6'4", so, doesn't really feel that big, just....proportional. I had to really research sizes and such in order to really believe it. I still don't completely believe it.
Embrace it anon, embrace it fully: your size is absolutely perfect.
Thanks for sharing btw, this is all very hot
Hey, 8x6 inches too here.
How exactly do you measure it ?
With the fat pad - without ?
Rock hard or semi ?
Until a few months ago , I though I was under average... then i read about it online... was shocked.
Still, I wish it was bigger. Penis envy is fucked up. Why do you do this to me, brain ?
Oh, you ALWAYS use the bone-pressed number. After all, when you have sex, do you stop at the fat pad? No, you press it all in! Besides, when scientists measure for research, they use bone-pressed, so...SCIENCE!
i'm 6.7 and i don't think it's huge. It's only when my exes though i was ginormous that i started to understand that i was on the "huge" side of things.
Well also when girl start to eye the bulge i was like "yeah sure?"
I guess having a girl just stroking your cock casually while saying "god you are so big" when you're just playing vidya was a huge ego boost for me.
Penis envy is real, dude. I'm 9 x 5.5 and I got a Hydromax pump for myself for Christmas. I just want to look proportionally thicker even though my girlfriend can't even get her mouth past the first 3 inches.
I've already seen gains from my pump that put me at 9.3 x 5.7. I wouldn't mind hefting around 10", but I'm really looking to just get as thick as possible. I haven't been pumping long enough to tell whether or not my gains are permanent, but my girlfriend and I hope that everything past 6" sticks. :D
Normally I hate this kind of "What do you mean? This is average for black cock! Oh, you've only had tiny whiteys? Haha!"
Yeah...I hate that. Ridiculously racist and off-putting. That said...this one is pretty hot and that moment gets past over pretty quickly.
Yhea, you could permanently kill your womb broom if you go at it too hard.
Making things bigger permanently is essentially very hard.
You're trying to hit the limit of elasticity of the tissue and go just a fraction beyond that. The very small rupture caused are refilled by new cells and the thing slowly grows bigger.
At least, that's the theory.
Now, pumping like a motherfucker will cause everything to break at the same time, this may cause nerve injury and amputation tier blood clots at it's worst.
Keep it easy and you'll be fine.
Same applies to streching your ass. There's a thin limit between becoming the next hot kinky jo and a wheelchair prescription.
Thing is, pumping for measurable gains causes scar tissue accumulation on your dick, and scar tissue doesn't work for getting it up.
Erectile tissue doesn't regenerate the way muscle tissue does. Basically be careful about messing with your dick for some extra inches.
Med-student here, planning to specialize in urology - I'll spell it out simply:
Penis extension doesn't work. At all. In any way, shape, or form.
Pumps, stretching, 'jelqing', and all the other "guaranteed" methods of penis extension that you hear about online or from a friend of a friend are complete horseshit and are more likely to cause erectile dysfunction and serious tissue, muscle, and nerve damage to the penis than they are to give you a bigger dick. Even cosmetic surgery only results in minor superficial changes, it doesn't produce any serious improvement in functional size.
Anyone who claims to have used any of these methods successfully is - simply and plainly - either full of shit or wishful thinking.
What you CAN do to improve sexual function is practice kegel exercises. Kegels will strengthen your prostate and urethral muscles. While this won't give you a noticeably bigger erection, it will give you a harder, longer-lasting erection (which will *feel* bigger), give you improved urinary control, and generally give you a stronger, more pleasurable orgasm.
I get it guys, really, I do... but don't break your fucking dick for the sake of a fantasy, or because some asshat on the internet told you sticking your dick in a vacuum chamber would give you a /d/-sized cock. Your dick is precious - take care of it.
curiously, what do pumps DO anyway? I mean, I've SEEN pumps work, but is it just extending blood vessels and thus creating risk of bursting said vessels?
Also, what about silicon? I know sterility is an absolute, and mineral water = cancer dick, but what else should we know about implants?
Your service is greatly appreciated, /d/ needs more dick experts
Thanks for telling all this like it is.
> planning to specialize in urology
How does one plan to specialize in urology, I'm genuinely interested.
What are the most interesting aspects of this specialisation ? - besides getting to peep at dick and pussy -
I wish octoboy still did hyper stuff and not that awful scat shit...
The vacuum pressure of the pump causes the tissue and especially the blood vessels to expand (it's the same principle as that shit with the shot glass on the lips), but you'll never be able to expand it noticeably beyond what your natural, existing limit is without causing tissue damage, and excessive, chronic use will cause damage regardless - to the point where you may not be able to maintain an erection at all without using the pump.
There are extreme cosmetic surgeries you could get to get a slightly larger penis - they operate on the same fundamental principal that some of the more radical ED surgeries like inflatable or semi-rigid prosthetic inserts... but surgical options are already regarded as 'last-resort 'treatments for ED because of the serious risks that they carry if something goes really wrong like rejection, surgical infection, or any other sort of malpractice (ie - not having a functional penis anymore).
It's a grossly underrepresented field and doesn't get a lot of the attention it probably deserves. Erectile dysfunction gets mocked despite affecting tens of millions of people, prostate and testicular are all-but-publicly disregarded as serious conditions despite the fact that testicular cancer affects about 1 in 200 men and prostate cancer kills something like 1 in 40, defects and physical irregularities go overwhelmingly untreated because there's such an embarrassment and stigma about them, etc, etc.
I was born with hypospadia (a birth defect where the urethral tract doesn't form properly and the end opens below the head or at multiple locations along the shaft) and had a corrective surgery for it when I was a baby. I was fortunate that my parents' pediatrician knew a competent urologist. Hopefully I get the chance to help some people who might otherwise be too embarrassed to go to help or find the wrong kind of help or be tempted to stick their dicks in a glorified vacuum cleaner.
You're doing gods work, anon. Men need to be more confident and comfortable to talk about any medical issues they're having with their junk, and every man who steps forward is a step in the right direction.
All the supposed proven "enlargement methods" that you hear about online fail to work for the same basic reasons, whether it be vacuum pumps, stretching, jelqing, weights, etc. These methods work on the same principle as weightlifting - when you damage or tear muscle tissue while lifting, it gets repaired and in the process becomes denser, bigger, and stronger.
Contrary to popular belief, the penis is NOT a muscle. In fact it's got next to no muscle tissue in at all - the only muscles that even form any part of it are the ischiocavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles along the base, perineum (taint), and scrotum. These muscles help maintain the penis's position when erect and control ejaculation (kegels will strengthen these muscles, which is what gives you a firmer feeling erection and a stronger orgasm), but again they're almost entirely inside the pelvic region. Nearly the entire penis is made up of a set of spongey columns of tissue called cavernosa that fill with blood and stretch out the penis when you get an erection.
These "enlargement methods" damage the tissue in the same way that weightlifting damages muscle tissue - mostly microscopic wear and tear - but unlike with muscles, the tissue doesn't become denser, bigger, and stronger as the damage repairs (*if* it repairs at all). Best case scenario your penis returns to being healthy and functional, worse case you're looking a scarring, ED, or even serious nerve and tissue damage, and maybe even sprains or damage to those muscles in the base.
Thanks for the vote of confidence. It means a lot.
shit me too - apparently it's not that uncommon, I think it's something like 1 in 150 or something
had surgery for it when I was like one (did't get diagnosed until around then), they did an okay job - everything looks more or less like it should but I still can't pee standing up - sucks but dems da berries.
used to be really self-conscious about it but I've been a squatter for 24 years now so... whatever, as long as nothing *really* important got messed up down there.