/d/ sized cocks.

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boop

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Fuck yes, my thread.

>>6559481
Whoever drew this is a fucking awful artist. The anatomy's fucked; either he has a Strech Armstrong torso or his cock is coming out of his bellybutton.

>>6560613

You're absolutely right.

You should post anatomically correct content as an example for everyone.

>>6561641
You fuckin up!

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Like hell I'm letting this thread die.

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>>6563361

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Cock growth is best fetish

>>6563361
Name?

>>6564934
>wrong
anyone know where to find his old shit, all his pixivs and websites are cleaned out

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>>6565425

If its the best fetish, how come there is barely any art of it?

>>6565829
>turning the cute boy muscular
SOILED IT
And I don't know but I fucking love ERPing it.

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>>6561641
amazing and beautiful

>>6565829
Source/link?

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And that's it from me, and whether this one is a guy or not is up for debate.
Wish I knew where to find good content for this subject, it and cock expansion.

>>6560572
What artist is this?

>>6567508
Octoboy. He does a lot of fart/scat content so be careful when looking for his stuff if that's not your thing.

>>6567921
I have seen this image and just this image posted before and it is definitely part of the sequence. what is this?

>>6567321
Where is this from? Is there more?

>>6568071

Nobody knows.

>>6565836
But he's still got his cute, adorable head stuck atop a muscular, easily-aroused body. An adorable softie that'll be easy to lead around by his cock as if it were a leash, and who no doubt fucks like a love god when given 'permission' from his mistress.

>>6568136
It's a few pages into this here.
http://exhentai.org/g/513167/497aa7fd96/

>>6568071
Its not part of a sequence. I remember tracking down the artist's page and his other work is mostly terrible.

>>6568256
Oh- that would slay her quite a few times~

I wish more of the images put them to use.

lol i had no idea 12 was considered a /d/ size? is this jap influence or why?

>>6569448

*Above 12 inches

learn to read anon, it could improve your life

>>6569448

Given that the world record for longest functional dick is 13 inches, 12 seemed like a nice lower bound for /d/ sized.

>>6560548
Need more hetero

Nothing like a size queen to appreciate a huge cock

>>6570285
>>6570288
>>6570289
Niiice

>>6560613
i can agree
im a shit tier artist, but even i wouldn't make that mistake

>>6570499
If you are a shot tier artist you shouldnt comment

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http://exhentai.org/g/877777/661d416558/

>>6560613

That's not even his dick, he's just an extreme outie.

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Posting one of my favorite artists pics

Hope you like it.

You better, or else

>>6570819
I've never figured out how to pass the sad panda, even after googling it

I might be retarded

>>6572485
theres a plugin for chrome that lets you bypass it if you have an account on their forums.

>>6567921

I always kinda figured this was the eventual end of most futa; their dicks getting bigger and bigger to the point where they can suck themselves and end up doing so non-stop thanks to their uncontrollable sex drive.

>>6572485

The way I've always got around it (and it's worked 100% of the time)

- Clear your browsers cookies/etc
- Create an account on non-sadpanda (g.e-)
- Sign into said account
- sadpanda will work every time afterwards

Occasionally you might get signed out of non-sadpanda, if that happens just clear cookies/etc again and sign back in, then navigate to sadpanda.

Hell I signed in months ago and still haven't had to re-do it.

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>>6574512

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>>6574515

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Dont Die on me! I need more XD

>>6575360
>lies dick on top of sword
Fantastic idea

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Source: Seieki Bote Hisshi!! ~Zetsurin Shikijourei ni Toritsukareta Shoujo~

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>>6559481

>>6570517
I know this is asking a lot, but don't be a faggot anon.

>>6574517
I wish there was a continuation

>>6559488
Can anyone tell me where this is from or the artist? thanks

>>6578084
Shiin is the artist, look for him on rule 34 or e hentai

>>6567324
Artiste?

>>6572613
Do not use the plugin.

>>6578733
?

>>6559481
Wish this artist did hetero

>>6572783
somthing like that kind of scares me, being basically redurced to a vegtable doing nothing but laying around and sucking your cock, or being too big to be paralyzed, i just never like the idea of being stripped of freedom of living

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>>6570986
If you don't mind me asking, what is the name of the artist?

>>6559488
A MONSTER CONDOM...FOR MY MAGNUM DONG

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>>6581574

whoops it fell out

>>6581505
Kami Tora, I believe

>>6581505
Im more interested in this strip. Where is it from?

>>6582232
it's from a monzetsu book

>>6581576
>>6581574
Fucking favorite scene of that show.

>>6582105
wrong.

its jay-marvel

>>6582295
Which one?

>>6559533
holy hell

>>6575380
He's the perfect meat shield: beautiful, strong, and dumb as a stone.

>>6576099
cocked,keked, and checked.

>>6582819
its not

its john k peta

>>6583459
the bitch and the magnum

>>6583600
No it's Jay Marvel really.

>>6585827
needs less nigger

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>>6576086

>>6584013
????????? are you being retarded on purpose or are you trying to make me find sauce to prove you wrong???

im >>6588869
>>6584013
https://www.fakku.net/manga/the-bitch-and-the-magnum-english/read#page=19

here you go dumbass, enjoy the fap

fuck man you could have asked

i fucking hate when people argue when they're wrong

fuck

>tfw these two anons are fighting about the source to two different images

>>6589293
>tfw you will never fight with anon about how two different megacocks grew so big

>>6589353

>tfw you and another anon will never fight with your megacocks

>>6589353
>tfw you will never make anon's cocks grow big and have them show their new size off for you

>>6589293
>>6589353
>>6589694
>>6589729

>A size queen witch will never fall for you and make your dick grow to monster proportions

>>6589929
>you will never get your revenge when you discover her secret and grow her cock to even monster-er proportions

>>6590107
>you will never have a cock-enlarging arms race that ends when you agree to just fuck eachother in co-operation instead of cock-enlarge in anger

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A Classic

>>6589729
>>6590118
>you will never work at an Expansion Spa and spend your days making dicks grow huge

>>6588881
Dude, the guy asked for sauce for >>6570986

You should look more closely before calling other people stupid.

>>6570986
Elk?

BUMP FOR JUSTICE

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>>6592384
just for you

>>6590382
Name and artist please

>>6593019
You must be new here.

>>6591098
he didnt you fucking autist

>>6594158

original guy asking for sauce here, I wanted info on the Naruto image

>>6593019
Sorano Kanata

some stuff on exhentai

>>6578334
Aoi on pixiv

>>6594224
>jay fucking marvel

>>6588403
Did this guy ever do more comics then this one and the two issues of the island one?

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>>6559481

>>6590382
Source?

>>>/y/

>>6597904
Would that work? Do they have threads for hyper dicks?

>I am currently faping to dudes with huge cocks.

You lied to me /d/, you told me futa would not turn me gay.

tfw only 6.5 inches

might as well cut it off desu

>>6598989

>another above average anon crying because his dick isn't porno sized.
Oh grow up.

>>6599009
>you will never have a half-yard of horsecock crammed down your pantleg

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>>6598983
Not me. I've always said futa is just a gateway drug to bisexuality.

>>6595984
Sauce, breddy blz?

>>6587232
This artist is such a kuck

>>6599465
Is there more to this?

>>6598989

Still half an inch better than me. I'm not sure I can even be called male anymore.

>>6591215
hi this is elk, no i didnt post that

>>6599372
IIRC it's from some professional artist that was hurting for cash, broke down for a porn commission and ended up getting burned so he never drew anything like that again.

>>6600803
Damn shame. >>6595984 is a great piece. Guess it'll remain the only one. A realistic hyper cock\balls drawing with bishi (albeit muscular) physique is a rare thing, sad to say.

>>6599455
Is that the fucking Tennysons

>>6601000

Yes?

>>6583969
Just read it.

...Can't get over some of the scenes.

>>6601000
Not yet they aren't

Anybody have any comics or anything about huge cock? Or even growing cock?

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>>6599718
Please. I'm only an inch longer than you at most, but my girth is just barely average. What's the point of even pretending I've got anything of any worth down there if it's not too thick to wrap my fingers around? I really am completely useless.

>>6600718
Wait what the fuck, you're in this thread?

>>6594224
wew lad nvm im fucking retarded

continue

>>6603097
Oh get the fuck out of here you crybaby, that's plenty to satisfy just about any woman if you know how to use it.

>>6603097
Seriously, shut up. You do realize vaginas come in all sizes, much like men's cocks? I knew a girl who was so tiny, that she would probably be only able to take three inches of dick comfortably.

You're good at average since women usually have a five inch vagina before it starts to be hurtful pleasure for them.

Not only that, women go NUTS when you focus on them. I want you to take a moment and REALLY let this sink in: foreplay is key.

Imagine having someone service the shit out of you while you just lay there and revel in it, before they even stick it in. It makes them feel like a god damned princess. Once they're relaxed, cumming cums much easier.

TIPS: non genital physical stimulation like light scratching the skin, drawing your hand/palm across their body, subtly asserting power (getting really close, hugging, wrist grabbing, applying pressure to her body, etc), or heavy breathing (not out of breath, but of exertion).

Don't be fast and jerky, be calm and in control. You can make fast movements, but make sure they're controlled. There's an art to choking and neck grabbing, be careful.

I would consider myself well endowed, but sex is the cherry on top of a giant sundae of foreplay. Trust me, if you're good with foreplay, you should be able to satisfy women thoroughly even with a micropenis.

Disclaimer: she'll always be itching for a dicking, so if you actually have a micropenis, we suggest not dropping trou until enough foreplay has occurred and you've warned her what's in store. Also, invest in strap-on equipment?

TL;DR: foreplay, foreplay, foreplay.

Fuck that was supposed to be short.

>>6604144
Pretty sure he was being facetious, dude.

>>6604392
Yeah, seriously....that's what I assumed as well.

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Where are all the comics?

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/692974/6bd118e9d4/

>>6604144

Dunno about him, but I like small penis humilation, so stuff like what he said would be erotic if I was talking about myself.

On the other hand, I'm also a virgin and knowing that I wouldn't have enough experience to even get foreplay right has me terrified of the whole thing. So i'm probably not the best person to be talking about others.

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/669607/6ee61d25cc/

>>6604808
As someone with a big dick, I can tell you that, at least from my perspective, small penis humiliation IS kinda hot...

>>6604823

I think this is why I like /d/ sized cocks so much, imagining a huge futa (or even a male) using their big one to tease me about my little one feels amazing.

>>6604847
Honestly, I can understand that. Except, from the huge male side, not the tiny dick side.

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>>6604877
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/244546/2049ab6c7c/
There's a high res version of this floating around. Does anyone have it?

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/90934/5827b655d3/

Anything with autofellatio?

>>6565425

there's another specific Octoboy piece with that character in it, but I can't find it for shit.
it's not even complicated, it's just the character masturbating.

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/65591/df98ea9457/

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/698563/a27a7bd201/

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/881714/cf493ef8ca/

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/813890/fc0f172283/

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/758238/8c4100f97a/

>>6604858
How huge~? I find it hot from either side.

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>>6604144
>>6604092
That anon here. See >>6604392 >>6604440
Some of you really need to learn to take a joke. I was half-playing along, half-satisfying a mild sph fetish with the previous anons.

>>6611124
8x6

>>6597891

gtfo pixar dick

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>>6611285
>tfw an inch below in both dimensions
W-Would let you humiliate me

>>6611285
Also that is the exact ideal size I wish mine was. Awesome genes, anon.

Does anyone have the pictures of the loli futa jerking off her dick which dwarfs her in its size? There are two pictures, one where her cock's limp and one where she cums.

>>6611384
I would be glad to. An in smaller in BOTH dimentions? Ha

>>6611430
Thank you. I am definitely a fan of my genes...and I have had many other people appreciate it as well.

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/599337/56ddc4d630/

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/721891/497ce02087/

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/889090/5d9089d3dc/

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http://exhentai.org/g/648954/2e9441e2a7/?p=9

>>6613040
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/859897/6b7eb294d0/

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HAHAHAHA GET IT DICK GUMSHOE

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/819092/e123af3ff6/

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/798426/ea024d4c54/

>>6612312
;_; I feel so pathetic about the girth...

>>6612316
What kind of things have people said~?

>>6611285
9x6.5 reporting in.

>>6613404
I actually save some of them because I love revisiting those memories. Here is a small sampling:

"I like how your cock stretches me."

"Omg its so huge, im used to about average"

"you win, you are the biggest"

"i've never realized anyone outside of porn could be that big"

"I like thinking about yoru cock while i touch myself. but don't go spreading that around"

"Oh my lord! You werent lying! No way would that fit in me! Haha"

"Oh my *giggle* That looks wonderful.. hehe. Are you sure thats 8 inches? It looks bigger. Hehehe. bet the head feels fuckin amazing inside"

"Its giant. Huge, Gigantic, Gargantuan"

"Yes, but you're significantly thicker. You told me before, and I was curious, so I took the thing I had closest to that size, and it didn't fit. I didn't try that hard, but it didn't..."

>>6613434
Shit. That's so hot. Especially
>"I like thinking about yoru cock while i touch myself. but don't go spreading that around"
Have you ever done sph kinda stuff before? Teasing/embarrassing the smaller guy?

>>6613446
No, I never have. But I always think it's hot when the girl I'm fucking tells me how much bigger I am than their exes, or their husband.

>>6613446
Same to >>6613418

>>6613453
But you like to tease me about mine~?

>or their husband
Dammit, I hate myself for getting so turned on by this..

>>6613457
Sometimes I hated myself for doing it...but when it's happening and she's stroking me with wide eyes and looks up and says "Fuck, you're so much bigger than him. I don't even know if it will fit!"....yeah. I stop caring about basically anything else.

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>>6613461
Wow, I could only imagine..

Is it just like in my shitty doujins with all of the "Your cock is so much better!" bullshit?

>>6613466
I don't want to ruin your fantasy, but it's usually a single statement. They haven't ever harped on about it the whole time. It's more like they think of it, then they totally forget about every other cock and spend the next however long entranced by mine,

>>6613467
Better that way to be honest.

What was it like when you first found out about your "gift"?

>>6613469
I didn't believe it. I'm 6'4", so, doesn't really feel that big, just....proportional. I had to really research sizes and such in order to really believe it. I still don't completely believe it.

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>>6613472
Embrace it anon, embrace it fully: your size is absolutely perfect.

Thanks for sharing btw, this is all very hot

>>6613478
I think it's more about humility or maybe insecurity. Either way, it's hard to embrace when it's not being actively worshiped.

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>>6613482
That's a shame, it deserves to be.

>>6613486
Well, thank you for that. I appreciate it.

9x6 here kik: horsehungtim

>>6613486
Oh, good idea.
My kik is RosHo0.

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/827379/c2fd6b5b61

There needs to be more Penis Expansion content.

Shit's hot

>>6604822
Oh shit my fucking sides

>>6613809
Agreed!

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/657998/6b4e3cad08/

>>6604472
sides are gone

>>6613090
Not sure if the pun went over people's heads or they understood it and thought it was so bad they ignored it

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/765100/07d322673a/

>>6613498
Hey, 8x6 inches too here.
How exactly do you measure it ?
With the fat pad - without ?
Rock hard or semi ?

Until a few months ago , I though I was under average... then i read about it online... was shocked.
Still, I wish it was bigger. Penis envy is fucked up. Why do you do this to me, brain ?

>>6615448
Oh, you ALWAYS use the bone-pressed number. After all, when you have sex, do you stop at the fat pad? No, you press it all in! Besides, when scientists measure for research, they use bone-pressed, so...SCIENCE!

>>6613472
i'm 6.7 and i don't think it's huge. It's only when my exes though i was ginormous that i started to understand that i was on the "huge" side of things.

Well also when girl start to eye the bulge i was like "yeah sure?"

I guess having a girl just stroking your cock casually while saying "god you are so big" when you're just playing vidya was a huge ego boost for me.

>>6616673
Ahh, yeah, that always helps! XD Plus it's super hot.

Unfortunately (and fortunately, sometimes) I'm a grower, so, I don't usually have a bulge.

>>6615448
Penis envy is real, dude. I'm 9 x 5.5 and I got a Hydromax pump for myself for Christmas. I just want to look proportionally thicker even though my girlfriend can't even get her mouth past the first 3 inches.

>>6617007
It is pretty ridiculous, isn't it? I would kill to have your length, but you would probably kill to have my girth....it's kinda stupid when you think about it...

>>6617007
>Penis envy
>Freud smiles upon you.png
>Trying not to punch someone.jpg

>>6604877
hot damn I don't go for much western stuff but this, hot damn

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/366047/1d0d4c25e6/

>>6617016
I've already seen gains from my pump that put me at 9.3 x 5.7. I wouldn't mind hefting around 10", but I'm really looking to just get as thick as possible. I haven't been pumping long enough to tell whether or not my gains are permanent, but my girlfriend and I hope that everything past 6" sticks. :D

>>6617733
Ahh, well unfortunately I've heard that pumps don't really work long-term, not if you stop pumping. But hey, just keep pumping and you're set!

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/885260/258e034547/

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Normally I hate this kind of "What do you mean? This is average for black cock! Oh, you've only had tiny whiteys? Haha!"
Yeah...I hate that. Ridiculously racist and off-putting. That said...this one is pretty hot and that moment gets past over pretty quickly.
Enjoy

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/887356/151c348cc8/

>>6599597
Isn't that artist black?

>>6617744

Can't you like, really break your dick with them? I've considered them before, but even though it's small and worthless I don't wanna get rid of the lil' guy.

>>6618101
That's true, if you're not careful you can rupture blood vessels. Usually you need to warm up first.

>>6618101
Yhea, you could permanently kill your womb broom if you go at it too hard.
Making things bigger permanently is essentially very hard.
You're trying to hit the limit of elasticity of the tissue and go just a fraction beyond that. The very small rupture caused are refilled by new cells and the thing slowly grows bigger.
At least, that's the theory.
Now, pumping like a motherfucker will cause everything to break at the same time, this may cause nerve injury and amputation tier blood clots at it's worst.

Keep it easy and you'll be fine.
Same applies to streching your ass. There's a thin limit between becoming the next hot kinky jo and a wheelchair prescription.

Thing is, pumping for measurable gains causes scar tissue accumulation on your dick, and scar tissue doesn't work for getting it up.

Erectile tissue doesn't regenerate the way muscle tissue does. Basically be careful about messing with your dick for some extra inches.

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Med-student here, planning to specialize in urology - I'll spell it out simply:

Penis extension doesn't work. At all. In any way, shape, or form.


Pumps, stretching, 'jelqing', and all the other "guaranteed" methods of penis extension that you hear about online or from a friend of a friend are complete horseshit and are more likely to cause erectile dysfunction and serious tissue, muscle, and nerve damage to the penis than they are to give you a bigger dick. Even cosmetic surgery only results in minor superficial changes, it doesn't produce any serious improvement in functional size.

Anyone who claims to have used any of these methods successfully is - simply and plainly - either full of shit or wishful thinking.


What you CAN do to improve sexual function is practice kegel exercises. Kegels will strengthen your prostate and urethral muscles. While this won't give you a noticeably bigger erection, it will give you a harder, longer-lasting erection (which will *feel* bigger), give you improved urinary control, and generally give you a stronger, more pleasurable orgasm.


I get it guys, really, I do... but don't break your fucking dick for the sake of a fantasy, or because some asshat on the internet told you sticking your dick in a vacuum chamber would give you a /d/-sized cock. Your dick is precious - take care of it.

>>6618257
...He says as he found this one simple trick for penis enlargement that Med-students don't want you to know! CLICK HERE TO GROW 2 INCHES A DAY RIGHT NOW!

>>6618257
curiously, what do pumps DO anyway? I mean, I've SEEN pumps work, but is it just extending blood vessels and thus creating risk of bursting said vessels?

Also, what about silicon? I know sterility is an absolute, and mineral water = cancer dick, but what else should we know about implants?

Your service is greatly appreciated, /d/ needs more dick experts

>>6618257
Thanks for telling all this like it is.
but...

> planning to specialize in urology

How does one plan to specialize in urology, I'm genuinely interested.
What are the most interesting aspects of this specialisation ? - besides getting to peep at dick and pussy -

>>6611384
Sauce for the original? Or is it just a photoshop? Image search comes up with nothing.

>>6617924
Oh sweet, there's more since I last read that one!

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I wish octoboy still did hyper stuff and not that awful scat shit...

>>6618257
Could you explain the scientific reasoning for why they don't work?

>>6618417
The vacuum pressure of the pump causes the tissue and especially the blood vessels to expand (it's the same principle as that shit with the shot glass on the lips), but you'll never be able to expand it noticeably beyond what your natural, existing limit is without causing tissue damage, and excessive, chronic use will cause damage regardless - to the point where you may not be able to maintain an erection at all without using the pump.

There are extreme cosmetic surgeries you could get to get a slightly larger penis - they operate on the same fundamental principal that some of the more radical ED surgeries like inflatable or semi-rigid prosthetic inserts... but surgical options are already regarded as 'last-resort 'treatments for ED because of the serious risks that they carry if something goes really wrong like rejection, surgical infection, or any other sort of malpractice (ie - not having a functional penis anymore).


>>6618526
It's a grossly underrepresented field and doesn't get a lot of the attention it probably deserves. Erectile dysfunction gets mocked despite affecting tens of millions of people, prostate and testicular are all-but-publicly disregarded as serious conditions despite the fact that testicular cancer affects about 1 in 200 men and prostate cancer kills something like 1 in 40, defects and physical irregularities go overwhelmingly untreated because there's such an embarrassment and stigma about them, etc, etc.

I was born with hypospadia (a birth defect where the urethral tract doesn't form properly and the end opens below the head or at multiple locations along the shaft) and had a corrective surgery for it when I was a baby. I was fortunate that my parents' pediatrician knew a competent urologist. Hopefully I get the chance to help some people who might otherwise be too embarrassed to go to help or find the wrong kind of help or be tempted to stick their dicks in a glorified vacuum cleaner.

>>6619515
You're doing gods work, anon. Men need to be more confident and comfortable to talk about any medical issues they're having with their junk, and every man who steps forward is a step in the right direction.

>>6619141
All the supposed proven "enlargement methods" that you hear about online fail to work for the same basic reasons, whether it be vacuum pumps, stretching, jelqing, weights, etc. These methods work on the same principle as weightlifting - when you damage or tear muscle tissue while lifting, it gets repaired and in the process becomes denser, bigger, and stronger.

Contrary to popular belief, the penis is NOT a muscle. In fact it's got next to no muscle tissue in at all - the only muscles that even form any part of it are the ischiocavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles along the base, perineum (taint), and scrotum. These muscles help maintain the penis's position when erect and control ejaculation (kegels will strengthen these muscles, which is what gives you a firmer feeling erection and a stronger orgasm), but again they're almost entirely inside the pelvic region. Nearly the entire penis is made up of a set of spongey columns of tissue called cavernosa that fill with blood and stretch out the penis when you get an erection.

These "enlargement methods" damage the tissue in the same way that weightlifting damages muscle tissue - mostly microscopic wear and tear - but unlike with muscles, the tissue doesn't become denser, bigger, and stronger as the damage repairs (*if* it repairs at all). Best case scenario your penis returns to being healthy and functional, worse case you're looking a scarring, ED, or even serious nerve and tissue damage, and maybe even sprains or damage to those muscles in the base.


>>6619529
Thanks for the vote of confidence. It means a lot.

>>6618257
>>6619515
>>6619532
>be in /d/ick thread
>get visited by a fucking doctor
Man, /d/ really does get all types, doesn't it?

>>6619515
had that shit too nice to finaly know someone else who has it

>>6619570
shit me too - apparently it's not that uncommon, I think it's something like 1 in 150 or something


had surgery for it when I was like one (did't get diagnosed until around then), they did an okay job - everything looks more or less like it should but I still can't pee standing up - sucks but dems da berries.

used to be really self-conscious about it but I've been a squatter for 24 years now so... whatever, as long as nothing *really* important got messed up down there.

i'm
>>6619570

>>6619584
wow i must have had a minor case cuz i can still pee standing up. as far as i know my parents said i was fixed around my circumcision

>>6619515
As a testicular cancer survivor, I can not only agree but I have to thank you for getting into this field. Without people like you, who knows where I would be.

>>6618837
You and me both ;_;

>come to fap
>instead get heartfelt conversation about penile health awareness
I love /d/

>>6619532
>>6619515
Nice man.
While we're at it, to the extent of what you know, what are the most serious existing studies on penis size ?
There's a lot of contradicting stuff on the web and it's hard to get through the bullshit too.
Thanks

>>6618837
I wonder if it's because scat is not allowed here.
Like some kind of twisted revenge for being driven away from /d/rawthread.

>>6619532
>>6619515
Your doin' god's work, son.

>bump limit

Someone make a new thread.

>>6620285
Past bump limit?

>>6620733