/d/ related humor thread #2

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>want to post something from ghastly /d/ relalated collection
>Folder lost in last HDD crash
>lurk for it on ghastly's site
>See this

It's alive!

>>5783918
What anime is that originally from?

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Remember everyone, try not to have these threads too often, otherwise they'll get tiring fast. We should usually wait for at least a week or two in between them. Anyway, since it is already here, I'll post a little in this thread.

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And as per my rule of three, I will head out for now. I shall return in due time to check on the thread and possibly post some new perversions.

>>5783969
>>5783982
I was in both of these threads.

I love /tg/.

>>5783880
Sauce for this? This is my fetish.

>>5783928
It isn't. That's just /tg/ being /tg/.

>>5784003
Cast Aoi, I believe.

>>5783931
Give me a name for this, please.

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>>5784010
>Cast Aoi
My Nigga. <3

>>5784014
It's from Nisemonogatari.

>>5784041
That's a brother and sister, in case you're wondering.

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A classic.

>>5784103
sauce pls

>>5784014
>>5783931
The music is the best part thou.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jY7BLQVMc&channel=ETNEET92

>>5784104
...explain further.

>>5783911
having to hit my chest because I couldnt breathe holy shit

>>5784144
For some reason, the only thing funnier than the actual attraction here is his little Mexican mustache.

>>5784104
Gonna have to ask for sauce.

>>5784218
That's not really funny. That just looks like a lovely summer afternoon.

>>5784134
It really is one of the best parts of it.
There are very few anime that get me on such a deep level, truly this scene is a masterpiece.

>>5784134
Is that the same guy who does Kamina's voice, or do all moonfolk sound the same?

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>>5784222
seconded, sauce please

>>5784222
>>5784602
It's the first hit on a Google search.

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>>5783953
wait, that's not funny, it's hot, and i'm not even into that

>>5783866
my lord do you have more?

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Ever have those moments where you leave music or something playing for a while and you have it playing long enough to where your mind blocks it out and suddenly you realize its still playing at the weirdest moment?

I just had one of those moments while I was flipping through sad panda galleries and such, when I realized I still had a youtube vid of borderlands psycho quotes still playing.

...it was an...interesting experience.

>gentle femdom galleries
>BRING ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET

>sister walks into bathroom on her brother
>YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M ALREADY DEAD TOMORROW

>monster girl story
>WHAT ABOUT ALL THE CAKES WE WERE GOING TO BAKE

Sometimes they match the story/pictures perfectly and makes it hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XaFVhnTJdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XKnrUHBb5g

>>5784606

shadman is at his best when he's being funny.

>>5784099
Plz more or artist.

>>5784222
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/c7010253b6/182975-36

>>5784712
Good God.

>>5783881

;;;

Thank you for doing this to my head.

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>>5784785
It a mind bender, isn't it? Hard to imagine ANYONE making that mistake, and they did it for their whole lives.

>>5784718
PLEASE tell me you have the amazon review that goes with that

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>>5784838
Oh my god, the way the bell rings when he buggers her from behind.

Her?

Who cares; there's a hole.

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>>5784813
Who are all these girls hanging out with Emi?

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I think I would rather die than have my mom find my porn stash.

>>5784952
One time when I was younger I used a sock and stashed it under my bed. After repeated use it got kind of gross and crusty.

One day I came home and found it had been washed and put back where it was.

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>>5784966
>.<

>>5784983
Okay, now _THAT_ was funny!

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>>5784984

>>5784014
brushie brushie?

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1/2

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>>5785109
2/2

>>5783866
>© 2014
oh my god, its still going after all these years?

what's next, the return of Sexy Losers?

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Good times.

>>5785227
That signature, gets me every time

>>5784778
>>5784949
I miss Sexy Losers...

>>5785253
I said the same thing last thread. Someone pointed me to his new shit, which is literally about dealing with clinical depression, and SJW blog posts. Sad day.

>>5784976
Best. Picture. Ever.

>>5784709
nigga that's almost 12 dicks a day. almost every hour awake was a dick pleasured.

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>>5785224
I remember my teacher using this in my English class in high school, funny but definitely not /d/ if their story involved sex with a robotic gestating tentacle monster with ten boobs and horse cock nipples with a Loli on the end of each one, then it'd be a little more /d/.

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>>5783935
>Screencapping your own post

OH holy fuck

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>>5783935
>Screencapping your own post

>>5785084
Did that thread he was looking for actually get posted?

>>5783881
That one never gets old.

>>5785196

Didn't that actually happen a while ago?

>>5784718
Bet you'd get a sore neck from that.

>>5784930
That's brilliant, where are the rest?

>>5785084
>tfw I was the op of that thread
> tfw it never yielded anything.
Life is pain.

>>5784776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUm7DEC_lls

>>5785500
>>5785516
Actually, I wasn't the one to screencap it, a friend of mine who happens to be a part time /d/eviant (if there is such a thing) capped it while he was around one day, he sent it to me and I kept it for the memories. You can go ahead and laugh, but I honestly see nothing wrong with posting it if was sent to me after the fact.

>>5783851
Huh...wasnt prepared for that boner.

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>>5786074
We often aren't prepared, but we embrace them nonetheless.

>>5784793
Source?

>>5784834
That's dumb. I've seen a lot of different definitions of nerds, but none of them had unattractiveness as a criteria.

>>5783956
>hear Mako's voice the whole way
>suddenly Zuko

>>5786520
You're not wrong, but are missing the point.

The "talk nerdy to me" girls so frequently demonstrate that conventional physical attractiveness with some nerdy garnishes is far more to their taste than a solidly nerdy core with average or less-than-average conventional attractiveness.

This is what causes the twitch whenever the cliche is uttered.

>>5786747
Couldn't that also be restated as "The talk nerdy to me girls like guys who are nerdy and also attractive"? Just like girls who like, I dunno, let's say goth guys like guys who are goth and also attractive?

>>5784079
Whats this from?

>>5786866
It's a question of which is more important to them.

Because really, if they could have a guy who was normaltard-awesome, many of them demonstrate with their actions that they'd prefer that over some guy who was nerd-awesome.

Or maybe not. Maybe there are oodles of girls who would take a physical 6 with an encyclopedic knowledge of how protein folding or COBOL work even when they had an 8 who was funny but had normaltard interests and nothing but.

I'd like to believe it, but I *earned* my cynicism. The "I <3 geeks" chicks? By and large, they're just trying to say "I'm quirky! Love me!"

I'll love you for something that's honest and not self-delusion, or I won't love you at all. I'd rather date blowfly girl than some physical 9 who isn't passionate about anything unusual.

Does anyone have sexual taxes?

>>5783909
I think the second part was already written about in Plato's Republic

>>5787158
But that IS my sexual fantasy.

>>5784988
source is koe de oshi goto, for those interested.

16-year-old gets volunteered by her older sister to become an H-game voice actor. there's loads of humor for h-games and just porn in general.

>>5787215
is that some star seed?

>>5787215
source
i tried everything

>>5784838
I'm not going to ignore the goat in the room: sauce.

>>5787325

Daniel Olsen/Weremole. Used to hang around /tg/ and /d/ a bit.

>>5784218
>>5784372
I have to agree. Lazy slow oral on a day when you have literally nothing else to do is absolutely divine. Wonderful, but not particularly comedic... unless there's something I'm missing.

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>>5787158
Whoops!

>>5787484
Thanks! His art is awesome!

For those who want more, here is his NSFW art blog!
http://othertunnel.tumblr.com/

>>5784793
Someone help me here, I can't find anything!

>>5787484
SUPER THANKS

>>5787286
Thanks, that's pretty damn awesome.

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>>5787034
I know your pain...
I often find myself having bitter thoughts whenever I see girls like that. With an attitude like that, I find it hard to like them, not that they would care, considering their ignorant and shallow choices.

>>5787897
source?

>>5787924
I also want to know, google wasn't any help.

>>5787897
Look, people in general prefer attractive people to unattractive people, no matter what their preference for personality type is. Sorry, that's the way it works. It's just nerds in particular seem to take it backwards. Are you saying that a guy who prefers nerdy girls should pick a fat, pimply nerdy girl over an attractive girl who's accepting of his interests?

Sorry, it's just a sore subject for me. I've had this thrown in my face a lot because my boyfriend is reasonably good-looking. He also spends most of his day when I'm not there sitting in front of a computer writing code or playing video games.

>>5787158
If he is into what I am into then I don't see the problem.

>>5787158
So...do I get two masturbating Robert Downey Jr.s, or just one and a mirror?

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>>5784780
Anyone have the source for this? I hate to be that guy, but google and iqdb are not helping.

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>>5783994

>>5784099
Sauce?

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Sorry, I don't know sause on any of these.

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Nurse, hand me the defibrillator! I refuse to let this one die!

>>5788041
I swear i've seen this before, anyone got a source?

>>5783867
I actually find this one pretty sad...

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>>5787924
>>5787927
It's from a hentai manga called Natsuduka's Secret I believe, though last I checked there is only one whole chapter and a small part of another available. I still suggest reading it, as it I found it very nice.

>>5787940
No no, please do not misunderstand, I am fully aware of the fact that many people will make this choice, and I am not bothered by them making that choice, it's more the fact that people pretend to like something or use the wrong words to describe what they like. So it's more the attitude they use to cover it, not the actual act.

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>>5787940
Oh, and I suppose I forgot to specify one thing, being that I am only speaking about when people say they like nerdy girls/guys, when they are only really talking about people who wear those ridiculous fake glasses or only dress in a way that people would call "nerdy."

Sorry if I came off as whiny or offensive by the way, I didn't intend for it to sound as such. I've just become somewhat bitter after being around so many people that act like this. Some of my best friends have been hurt by both guys and girls who are like this. So I do not take kindly to people who pretend to be accepting of these sort of things just because of the aesthetic.

One friend of mine in particular was attempting to ask out a guy she liked, and he agreed because she dressed in a way that he considered "nerdy" and cute. Their relationship did not last long as he wasn't very accepting of her actual hobbies.

>>5788127
anyone at all? reverse image search comes up with nothing.

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>>5785061

Related

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Another classic.

>>5787158
>someone walks in on RDjr jacking off to me jacking off to RDjr jacking off RDjr

>>5783911
>>5783903
>>5783907
Gotta appreciate the classics. These never fail to make me laugh.

>>5784679
SHame he only does porn and pinups now. I kind of miss the days he did both equally (even if his style was pretty rough back then).

>>5784712
Jesus Christ, they look like something out of a Ben Garrison comic

>>5788823
Japan is racist as fuck man, this is not a secret.

>>5784876
Do those legs gall all the way up?

>>5783907

That Kira Yoshikage response at the end always makes me crack up.

>>5784923

>Utilizator

Haha, that guy's selling mesh anime bodies on second life

>>5787100
>wheels are purple and green
Thanks doc

>>5788008

Well, it's an inuboshi manga, thats all I know from the style.

>>5784114
holy shit original or sauce please

nb4 unedited subway

>>5788032
oh man hentai kamen was so fun to read

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I don't know what this is or what it is from but it would make a great addition to a JRPG.

>>5788959
>attaches to anus of a host from a totally different planet
>eats excrement, converts it to biomass with 100% efficiency
Yeah okay, fetish stuff, sure.
>shoots proton lasers from its eyes
Wait what? A beam of protons isn't a laser, it's...a hydrogen spigot. What the fuck are you doing, thing?

I just realized I get mad about the weirdest shit.

>>5788726
Is this an actual game?

Because I kind of want those achievements.

>>5789040
Its called "Real Life" amazing graphics, but horribly broken pvp balance the dev refuses to fix.

>>5789046
"Real life" huh? I heard the overseas servers are just awful.

>>5789046
Plus there's that annoying "Rich parents" exploit, that ruins the games economy.

>>5784099
my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
more please

>>5789390
agreed, there needs to be more.

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Are train molesters really that big of a problem in Japan?

>>5789033
You are a beautiful being.

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Aren't we all Masturbation Maestros?

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Difficult to say...

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lolis actually have enormous breasts

>>5789548
To be fair, in context, that's a pretty sexy comic.

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1/2

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>>5789689
2/2
Anyone know of more or at least a translated version of this image?

>>5789701
The part where that one chicks clit turns into a penis was very well animated.

>>5789825

What is that from? Google can't find it.

>>5789891
Yamada-kun to 7-nin no Majo.

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>>5784985

Lost my shit. Now my throat hurts.

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>>5789545
Oh dear.

The title's right there on the page, and yet neither that nor reverse GIS are getting me anywhere.

I need dis.

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All of these come from a funny man who posts his art here:
http://mistawolfie.tumblr.com/tagged/monster-date-problems

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My favorite.

>>5785199
>mcninja
well done

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>>5785196
uncle ghastly gave it up a few years ago to become a full-time trap. a shame, 'cause he had a good sense of humor.

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>>5788371
yay oglaf

>>5784010
>It's NTR

ugh, fuckin of course it is

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>>5790469

>>5789040
tf2 style sex game i guess.

There is a verstion where it has it numbered for post number so you can roll

>>5783995
That art style looks amazingly familiar, but I don't remember seeing this before. It's by Tamaki Nozomu, right?

>>5790551
haven't watched the anime yet, but please tell me if this really happens

>>5790462
The alt text really sells that one.

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I'm pretty sure pregnancy checking is someone's fetish.

>>5784029
Kekd at the pic.

>>5788127
bumpin for sauce

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