Why did she have to die /co/? the fatass rat lived but she died.

Because insects don't live very long. Also Everything you love will die.

>>94863901
I want to watch her get soaked with my cum.

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YFW they made a sequel 30 years later.

>>94863901
Just imagine a world where spiders lived forever. Chaos. Complete societal collapse.

>>94863901
What if she was radioactive and bit Peter Parker?

>>94864083
I want to bloat her up with my cum.

>>94864060
>insect

>>94864140
I want her to make a web with my cum.

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>>94864060
>insects

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That's a pretty sexy spider you drew there, Ollie.

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>>94863901

You hatin' on my boy Templeton?

>>94864113
>>94864131

IMMORTAL SPIDER-MAN

>>94864094
It has the worst villain song I've heard in any animated film except for maybe Ruber's...thing in quest for Camelot. Unfortunately I can't link it because no one has really seen the movie, so I don't think it's been uploaded anywhere.

>>94864131
What if she was a fat glutton fuck like Templeton?

>>94864131

Then she still dies, and some asshole eats her corpse.

>>94863901

>Wilbur acts like a nigger and constantly demands that Charlotte bail him out

>>94864192

Fucking Templeton is our guy.

>>94864192
Those bedroom eyes.

>>94864151
Whoops, I thought arachnids fell under insects, I guess they're both arthropods, I was confused. Everything you love will still die.

>>94864192
fat fuck shuld've shared his food, maybe Charlotte would've lived then!

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>>94864094
Fuck
Marry
Kill

>>94864201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMC1E0ht6Mg

>>94864278
Yes
in that order

>>94864278
Blond, Brown, Purple

>>94863901
I aint complaining one fucking bit, but why the fuck does she have antenna?

>>94864278
Red, Purple, Blonde.

>>94864278
Fuck Red, Marry Purple, Kill Blonde

>>94863901
You think since in the book, Charlottle's message were treated as divine intervention and thus were what kept Wilbur from being killed, if they ha ofund her, they think she was a phyiscal manifestation of God?

>Charlotte unintentionally gets corrupted by her ability to manipulate the humans.

>>94864545
>had found

>>94863901
The real question is
if these animals have full human intelligence, why are they still living the aimless, mindless lives of animals? and why did Wilbur sing a song about being able to talk rather than make animal noises, when they all do both depending on perspective?

why was this spider the first one to ever even try to communicate with humans?

>>94864094
no fucking way. this has to be a joke
until the nostalgia critic reviews it I won't believe it

>>94864278
>this time the arms are their pedipalps
okay..

>>94864826
It's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNAz68e14GU
Also
>nostalgia critic

>>94864850
he's terrible at talking about things that are good, but holy shit his reviews of things that are shit are amusing. kinda like the game grumps

>>94864545


Corrupted by what? She doesn't care for for money.

>>94864976

anon please of COURSE she has no need for money
>as if a spider couldnt easily get a shit ton of insects to eat from the humans she commands.

seriously get some honey, get some flies, boom easy access food, no more work trapping insects in her webs.

>>94864873
to each their own but I find his talking of good stuff to be entertaining as well.

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Was the 2006 movie any good?

>>94865134
Charlotte was more realistic and thus atleast to me less cute.

>>94864850
Well that was predictably terrible

>>94865123
I mean, I still watch it. but >>94864850 was givin me shade for liking him at all. Gotta at least give him the benefit of admitting it's not great and wouldnt be worth paying a dime for.
mostly I just like hearing people talking about things I recognize. It feels like I have friends.

>>94864278
I'm too tired to do much right now but internally I'm laughing my fucking ass off

>>94865150
>not wanting to fug hyper-realistic spider puss puss
For shame, anon.

Nobody, of the hundreds of people that had visited the Fair, knew that a grey spider had played the most important part of all. No one was with her when she died.

>>94863901
Who was the father?

>>94865268
Thus has haunted me since childhood.

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>>94864205
I've wondered that myself.

>>94865245
Does she even have puss puss?

>>94865257
yeah well that's because in real life spiders aren't intelligent like that. If they were, someone would be there when they die. They would go to school and hold office and all that shit.

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>>94865333
of course, Anon. but now it's a question on whether she'd get gored from existence when a human tries to do the deed

>that part in the movie where Charlotte politely pauses her conversation with Wilbur to devour the fuck out of an unlucky fly.

damn Charlotte.

>>94865333
everything has pusspuss, anon. I mean, some lower lifeforms just barf eggs out of their mouth, and most things share a hole with vagoo and ahnoos, but still there's always a hole, unless you reproduce by budding or fission or something

>>94865245
I'll kindly fug animated Charlottle voiced by the lovely Debbie Reynolds woh has sadly passed in December of last year

thank you very much.

>>94865322
Ends up eating from Wilbur's trough

>ends up as a prized animal just like Wilvur for being able to fucking communicate and is seen as a divine animal
>ends up nearly as big as Wilbur from all her fucking eating.

>>94865415
one hopes the fucking flies don't talk

>>94865464
clearly this movie is the backstory to that universe in Rick and Morty where they have the best ice cream

anyone else think Roger from American Dad sounds a little bit like Templeton from this movie?

>>94865490
>fly contemplates his existence as he lies there in an impenetrable web casing, at least he dies knowing a beautiful predator like Charlotte is eating him. Not like his friend Mulbert went to that ugly orb-weaver spider.

>>94865529
That's because Roger's voice is based on Paul Lynde, who voiced Templeton.

>>94865443
>December
Fuck, I feel like I've been Mandela'd

>>94865515

Clearly, Charlotte is the progenitor to all the giant human eating spiders.

in this universe she became immortal and lives to this very day, as the large queen of spiders, and after the peace treaty is one of the highest ranking officials of Earth.

>>94865594
ohhh well shit!

>>94865588
>orb-weavers
>ugly
the fuck you say
>>94865594
god I feel old that that anon didn't know that

>Charlotte is so considerate of how much her peers find her eating habits disgusting she eats after they go to sleep to appease them.

Truly she is best spider.

>>94865651
honestly anon I just picked the first type of spider that came to mind.

>>94865689

She's too kind.

Ive started watching the movie an I realized the human girl can clearly hear Charlotte speak about the goose's goslings arriving.

fucking what, Im so used to humans having no awareness of sentient animals in these kinds fo films.

>>94865689
It is odd if you think about it, she's a predator helping out a bunch of prey animals.. but because they belong to a different phylum it's less obviously weird
>>94865708
for future reference, orb-weavers and crab/flower spiders are gorgeous. you want ugly, you talk of hobo spiders, house spiders, cellar spiders.. but really wolf spiders are beautiful too in their own way, so

>>94865783
Is considerate enough to announce to everyone the Goose's eggs have hatched.

>>94865810
hobo spiders ugly...lol

it fits the name

well to be fair anon....Charlotte cant EAT them so why not help them?

>If she COULD eat them....oh no.

>tfw you start getting boners thinking about real spiders
I am not the man I envisioned myself to be.

>>94864192
don't trust skaven

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>>94865322
>>94865464

>>94864278
>Spiders with human hair
Kill all three.

>>94865944
jumping spiders are fucking cute

>>94865974
>we'll never get Charlotte as lovely fuzzy spider blob. eating ANYTHING that gets caught in her webs, webs that engulf the barn due to her increased size and thus now much larger spinnerets.

>>94864278
where the fuck did the blonde get a spider sized bow? and dont say she made out of webs its not silky white...its fucking blue.

Charlotte is clearly WANTING BADLY from WIlbur, but due to idfference in size and their phylums she cannot ever copulate with him, as a way to cope with her impossible dreams she helps him in any way she can by keeping from being slaughtered

Notice how she does fuck all for any other animal. she clearly finds the porker cute as fuck.

>>94866014
fuckin anansi

>>94866032
painted it blue

Tfw you kill all the bugs in your house except spiders since they keep flies down

Fuck centipedes too

>Charlotte the one who can write all the messages, while Wilbur gets credit for what the people see as divine intervention, Fuck the fact that a spider's web holds the words, no that clearly has no importance the PIG is the important one!

Didnt you read that pig is SOME PIG, he's terrific, Radiant even!

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>>94865322
Wrap me up and suck me off that's a big ass spider

>tarantula

https://youtu.be/iCp-L9vmYRo

>>94866259
do you take the corpses to the spiders anon? its the right thing to do.

Charlotte stated she liked Wilbur when he was best on the farm for like a few hours and called him attractive. did everything she could to keep him alive.

She wanted that Pig D.

>Charlotte struggles somewhat with knowing the defintion of humble and the spelling of terrfic, yet knows the latin word magnum opus and that is a latin word at all.

>>94866259
here's the thing man
if you keep a clean house, the predators will starve
if you see them out in the open it means they ran out of food and they're looking for more. if there's none to find, you might as well put them out of their misery
also it helps if you know a thing or two about the arthropod nervous system (to say nothing of their musculoskeletal system). they're basically little windup toys. It's difficult to even call them alive. plus if they got in from outside, they're pretty much fucked, and it's natural to want to exclude everything from your territory
now that said sometimes nature can do you favors. I heard tell there's places in africa where when they get wind of army ants coming through, they just bugger off and go on the primitive equivalent of vacation
come back later and what passes for their houses are immaculate

>>94866476
clearly a side-effect of a short lifespan. you literally only have time to learn a few facts
>>94866419
he was a goddamn piglet. that said, yeah, pigdongs are pretty special. curlicues you know. spiders don't even have a peen, though harvestmen do. spiders have to just jizz on the ground, pick it up with their boxing gloves, and try to awkwardly shove it into the female while tickling her as best they can so she takes longer to eat him.

>>94866476
Maybe she isn't actually speaking english.

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reminder that octomoms die from starvation so they can ensure their egg clutches hatch

>>94866591
what's more they have programmed death so if they don't manage to reproduce they just die anyway, as failures. if you castrate them, they live like 5 times as long
Intelligence in a cephalopod is one of the creator's biggest trollings. the other was making them slightly delicious.

>>94866492
I mean have you ever seen a spider web in your house with actual bugs in it? if I ever did, I would probably let that spider live.. but what if it bred? that would be terrifying. I've had spiderlings hatch in my house before and it's just the creepiest thing, knowing you'll never get them all but they keep parachuting down in front of my monitor and saying hi
I had a window AC unit of a type that went in front of the screen and had a separate hose thing, and when I took it away from the screen I saw what looked like a bunch of tiny bug corpses smashed into the screen

>>94863901
Do you think she enjoyed eating that hornet that was nearly as big as she was?

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Joy, Aranea, and Nellie

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>>94866014
>ANYTHING that gets caught in her webs

Even... people?

Are you basically envisioning a world where Charlotte turns into Ungoliant?

>>94867218
yes.

only her hunger turns to gluttony and the only one safe is her friend Wilbur. she refuses to feast on him anything else that gets caught in her web is fair game,

>>94863901
I hated this movie. Wilbur was so fucking annoying crying for everything. muh spider muh I'm gonna be bacon soon.

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>>94867205

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>>94867205
>have emotional spider sex with Charlotte
>she sings to you as she slowly fades in your arms

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>>94867248
Question: does she EAT Templeton, or does she basically keep him around as a kind of pet and priest of her gluttony? Maybe she feeds him scraps.

>>94867296
keep him around, he's useful as an info gatherer, he's good at keeping out of eyes' ways.

>>94867296
this is making me imagine Charlotte is fat as fuck and commands humans with her webs cause shes too busy eating.

>>94863901
Don't you want spiders to die, anon? But more seriously it's about how everyone dies including the best of us. Charlotte was a genius and master artist for a spider and also had a huge, caring, selfless heart. But like everybody she dies. But she was pretty zen about it, "How for very special are we, for just a moment to be, part of life's eternal rhyme." Time is so short it's an eyeblink but most people unlike Charlotte (who spent her time saving the life of a friend) we just waste it on totally pointless, stupid bullshit that just hurts others and can never, ever get that utterly wasted time back.

Also, "no one was with her when she died."

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>>94867205

Cute.

>>94864094
Wilbur became a cute tranny?

>>94867330
Do you think she enjoyed the feeling of making her webs?

Obviously I figure spiders dont have nerves there and dont "feel" much anything when making webs...but well Charlotte isnt exactly 1:1 with real life spiders.

post more fat Charlotte

>>94867419
anon....there isnt any...Im sorry, if I had more extra cash I d commission it, easily. but Im currently not employed unfortunately.

>>94865322
>>94865322
This is a fucking sin. Don't do this.

>>94867465
but anon, everyone KNOWS sins are the most fun things to do. its why heaven is full of fucking squares, god is jealous that he's not cool enough to sin.

>>94866014
STOP SINNING. GOD FUCK

>>94865464
>ends up corrupting Fern the little girl who lives on the farm

>Fern ends up getting fat as well, eating alongside the barn animals, with Charlotte helping her in anyway she can in exchange for insects to feast on.

>Charlotte is a fucking monolith of a spider by this point

>>94867493
When you think about it God would totally be cool with people finding a chubby artistic waifu with a soft spot for pigs. Satan would want us to waste away staring at pictures of fat spiders.

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>>94867323
So, what, like, some horrifying spider goddess, so obese and covered in slime she can't even move on her eight legs any more? But her webs have taken on an infernal, magical quality, and she can even spin the very threads of Fate? Her size and demonic elements have made her so powerful she can even catch people up in webs of destiny, making them unwitting slaves in her relentless quest to satisfy her ravenous hunger?

Something like that?

>>94867510
You can't tell me what to do MOM! You just don't get me!

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Okay, this is getting to /ceg/ levels of fucked up here.

>>94867528
this sounds fucking awesome. Im a bit of a writer by hobby, I might try this, but then again the idea sounds too good for me to execute well enough, it deserves someone better than me.

>replace the carnival scene with Templeton with Charlotte, only she ends up much bigger and ends up becoming powerful as fuck, awakening as a spider goddess.

>>94867296
>>94867248
>>94867218
SINNERS

>>9486755

anon..what would Charlotte think of you being so rude and insulting?

>>94864873
His Ducktales reboot review was entertaining.

>>94867528
GOD SHIT. THIS OUGHT THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN. THOU SHALL NOT LUST AFTER GLUTTONS OR INFLATIONS

>>94867582
if God didnt want this then he wouldnt have fucked allowed Charlotte's Web to be adapted into that animated movie! the film wouldve been destroyed in a freak accident.

that said, I always find it odd that the girl can clearly understand the animals AND knows them by fucking name but never communicates with them onscreen or just....brings her parents up to the animals and begs them to talk to her folks.

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>>94867553
I have a soft spot for the carnival scene with Templeton simply because it triggered several fetishes in me as a child. It might be better if Templeton still has his one-night binge, but instead of being repulsed by it Charlotte is convinced to start indulging herself, trying to see what all the fuss is.

>>94867647
>>94867616
sin

>>94867647
What kind of fetishes?
did Willy wonka give you the blueberry fetish too?

>>94867647
Charlotte ends up somehow extending her life by binging the fuck out of herself, getting to see her children fly off and live with her three littlest ones til they can properly leave on their own with their gluttonous mother who imprints her new hedonism onto them and from there ALL future spider generations.

>>94867663
not that anon ,but no, its too round for me, and though I do love the color blue I find fruit transformation an uninteresting event in terms of sexual arousal.

that Willy Wonka Tom and Jerry thing though was bizarre.

When you see a spider in your house there is nothing to fear

spiders only live there because you have bugs in your house, if you remove bugs then spiders will leave. they cannot eat anything but bugs

>>94867528
>tfw unironically aroused by shelob

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>>94867663
Nothing out of the ordinary, just fat/weight gain. Willy Wonka didn't give me a blueberry fetish.

Boy, though, the Tim Burton Charlie & The Chocolate Factory blueberry scene sure as fuck gave me a fat fetish boner. It's pretty blatant that whoever animated Violet in that scene had a fat fetish.

>>94867660
you know you want to sin just like us anon, don't worry God won't care as long as you repent and ask for forgivenees from him and accept jessu as your davior before death.

literally you can do ANYTHING in life as long as you believe in God/Jesus and accept him as your savior BEFORE you die. even if its literally seconds from death.

God is a fickle bastard like that.

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>>94867205
Nice!

>>94867721
You technically could but that requires a level of internalization of Grace that is way deeper than simple words or a selfish prayer.

>>94867752
ha.

>tfw you know you gonna fuck on the ferris wheel when it gets stuck.

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>tfw you realize Charlotte died at some goddamn trashy fair.

>>94867715
well it gave me a weight gain fetish.

>>94867813
fairs are nice, bout the only excitement around

t. rural area

>this is a really famous story but I've never read the book or seen the film adaptations
Is it worth it as an adult?

>>94867414
WHo knows if this Charlotte experienced any sexual pleasure anon unlike real spiders which probably don't feel much since their nervous systems are so damn simple it's like asking if plants feel pleasure when they release pollen. But anyway yes this Charlotte is clearly much different from real spiders and I think that she was probably in love with Wilbur. Notice she chooses him to father her children in pretty much the only way she could ever ask him that given their extreme biological incompatibility and the impossibility of it all.

>>94868007
If Templeton gave you a fat fetish like it did for >>94867647 , it's worth it because one of the payoffs is how in the epilogue he's obese as all fuck. He's described as being the size of a large woodchuck.

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>this entire thread

Jesus Christ.

>>94868021
What? I don't even know who Templeton is and I don't have a fat fetish. I'm asking if people think this story is worth reading/seeing if you didn't already experience it as a child.

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Just watched the whole thing on youtube. Charlotte's death still hurts, 20 years later.

I want an immobile wife.

>>94868054
Oh, sorry, I misread your post and thought you'd said that you'd seen the movie but hadn't read the book and wanted to.

It's a decent enough children's book. Cute and simple with a nebulous moral. Don't go into it expecting anything deep.

>>94867963
aw yeah I know I as just being hyperbolic.

>>94868054
its nice simple story adapted from a children's book with a good moral about how life is best spent enjoying it and doing what you can to make it better for your peers and friends.

thats how I view it anyway.

>>94867353
Watch out, he's hungry for dick! HE'S GONE COCK CRAZY!

>>94868064
Templeton dont even give a fuck.

"What oh you layed eggs" alright whatever."

then when Wilbur asks him to get her egg sac he's like "What the fuck's in it for me?"

>>94867414
Anyone know what her webs smell like and does she get embarrassed when she poos out those webs? just wondering haha

>>94864201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEElcTkN0rA

will you please watch this and tell me what you think?

>>94868356
Not him but this could have been a banger with a bigger budget, more passionate vocalist, and less generic character design. An elephant having an infernal chess board is the best concept in here.

But it loses every point I gave it for stealing that entire last segment from Be Prepared.

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>>94864278
What the fuck? I loved the original movie but I don't remember this shit at all.

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Would you?

>>94868506
its in the shitty sequel

>Templeton is total fat fuck
>Still gets laid more than you

>>94868584
Well, why not?

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>>94868584
I would her legs

>>94865333
NO!!

>>94864201
You DARE insult Gary Oldman's singing?

>>94868584
>>94868740
>ywn impregnate a spider girl and have her lay dozens of eggs which birth your horrifying abominations of offspring which you both love very much
Why is life so cruel

>>94864094
CWC?

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>>94867205

>>94864278
Kill none, Hug all.

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>>94868808

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>>94867291
Stop

>>94867291
>she sings to you as you slowly fade in her arms
ftfy
>It's merely moments now,
>moments now until your feeble flesh >bends to my will--
>and it will, so rest your weary head.
>There'll be no pain, no pain at all,
>as everything you are dissolves.
>Your fate resolved upon my silky threads

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>>94864192
>about to post a "better" version of that pic
>realize it's actually the superior one already
Thanks for the improved Templeton.

>>94868944
Why was Templeton our fucking guy?

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>>94863901

>>94869071
f-fuck you

>>94868349
you dummy, spiders dont poop them out

>>94867547
Nah, there's nothing related to heart attack fetishism in this thread. Just talk about cute fat spider waifus.

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Best spider waifu coming though

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>>94867205
>That slightly pudgy tummy

>>94864175
Kek

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>>94865322
>>94865464
>>94866014
>>94867248

Goddammit, I shouldn't be getting boners from shit like this.

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What's going in he-

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>>94863901
Rats live longer than spiders, the inevitability of the death of all things and being able to let go and move on is something the writers were trying to convey to children. It's a dark topic but it's reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NjFbz6vGU8

>>94867647
Templeton, lay off the cheese

>>94866591
Why are her suckers on the outside of her tentacles?

>>94871344
Why does an octopus have tits?
The bizarre post human evolution of splatoon is a curios thing.

>>94870759

>She ends up addicted to Wilbur's trough after he initially offers it to her one day, ends up noticed by the farm owners as a prize animal as an attraction at the fair and by then is impossibly huge for a spider, nearly as big in size as Wilbur himself, eating everything offfered to her.

>>94871913
>one day, Fern goes missing
>Charlotte is larger than ever

>>94872750
>Charlotte has coated the entire back of the barn in webbing

>Charlotte is now one of the biggest animals on the barn

>Religious and spider fanatics flock to see what they consider either a divine manifestation, or the most amazing specimen of arachnid ever

>Scientists give up on explaining her

>Wilbur is the only one safe from consumption, she follows the simple rule of "get caught in my web when I'm hungry and your fair game"

>the twist is she at this point ALWAYS hungry.

>>94872838
>on the farm, not barn.

>human orgasms last for 6 seconds
>pig orgasms last for an hour
We really don't have lots in common where it really counts, Wilbur. Fuck you.

>>94864545
>You think since in the book, Charlottle's message were treated as divine intervention and thus were what kept Wilbur from being killed, if they ha ofund her, they think she was a phyiscal manifestation of God?

No, because when they first discover Charlotte's message in the web, someone says something about the spider being special and everyone else shuts him down, saying its obvious that the pig is special, not the spider.

>>94873186
are you....serious? I've never been able to read the original book, did that actually happen?

thats fucking hilarious to me.

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>>94873186
>spider knows English words, spelling, and sentences
>but it's the normal pig with no unique qualities that's special

>>94873239
she also somehow knows a latin word and that it itself is latin, a dead language I guranfuckingtee those hicks that own the farm most certainly do not know or have access to.

but now the pig....that does nothing throughout the film is special. Charlotte is truly best, spends last bit of her life to save close friend from certain death by manipulating the humans to think he has unique qualities that would be wasted if he were eaten.

>>94873452
>Her ass was so sore from making that.

yes Im aware Spiders dont actually shoot the webbbing from their anus.

>>94873452
I take it there's a HD source for this then, anyone have a download link?

>This thread

>>94864060
Same for everything you hate though.

i remember the sheep in this movie being an asshole.

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do not sexualize the spider

>>94874093
woaaah source please!

>>94867741
>He's right you know

>>94874178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ8eqJymUlE

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>>94874304
the madman

>>94874304
Rot in hell

>>94874412
someone make a Charlotte version of this face.

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>>94874304
You've just caused serious damage to an important part of my childhood. I will never forgive you for that.

>>94874477
I found one pic where Charlotte was sexually torturing Templeton.

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>>94874304

>>94868144
that's not a good moral
the moral of the story is animals have the same value as people and shouldnt be killed, which is also not a good moral
it's just a well-told story is all.

>>94874571
how the fuck are both neither good?

>>94871106
>Rats live longer than spiders
actually even the shortest-lived spiders make it to the same age as rats. many live much longer. rats have a stupidly short lifespan for some reason

>>94871344
that's the inside. she's basically an upside down one. there is presumably a beak up there in the middle

>>94874599
life is not about selfish pursuits, and animals do not have the value of people. if they did, the first thing we should do is stop them killing each other.. which would be the only thing we'd ever do for the rest of our lives, and most of them would starve.
okay i didnt see where you said "make it better for your peers and friends" i just saw "enjoying it"

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>>94874304
he did it

http://trashdump.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=templeton

>>94874629
ohhh. well now you've made a fool of yourself, praise jesus!

You think if something like that story happened in real life people would flock to try and communicate with the spider?

>>94867813

She saved Wilbur's life and ensured that her children would live on before passing away. It may be sad for her friends that she's gone but it isn't sad for her. She was triumphant. We should all be so lucky to die having accomplished as much as Charlotte.

Also Templeton could have brought her down that lazy rat fuck.

>>94874730
She should've taken the life force of that shit Spring Pig.

Never thought I'd jerk off over a spider. Why is she so perfect?

>>94874710
of course. there'd be scientists from everywhere

>>94874847
her voice, her face, her "hair", her disdain for templeton being a fuck.

>>94864094
I cannot fucking believe kisscartoon actually had this.

>>94874991
I wonder what the first question after the initial "how can/ddi you learn to communicate with us?" would be?

>>94873305
As a teacher the only kids still aware of anything written past 20 years ago are rural districts that can't afford to get new books. Everyone else is reading whatever YA garbage is trendy and has a movie.

>>94875059
YA? I'm unfamiliar?

>>94875107
oh young adult.

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FIVE BILLION YEARS IN MSPAINT

>thread starts with a "what if Charlotte was XBOX HUGE" tangent
>decide to draw something about it
>the entire greentext story happens

welp, such is life on 4chan

So why is Fern could understand and know the animals by name but Charlotte needed to relay a message via her web?

>>94875384
ha.

not bad anon especially for MSpaint.

>>94863901
Because the book was a cheap, emotionally manipulative schlock?

>>94875384
now someone make her essentially ungoliant, keeping Wilbur as a close friend even after she asceneded to a eldritch goddess spider thing.

>>94864215
Fuck off boco

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>>94875433

To be honest it's hard to feel sad for anyone named Charlotte.

>>94875433
Get a load of this faggot.

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>>94875433

>>94874093
Isn't this the thing where the spider grows up and casually kills the human female love interest by dropping her into the ocean at the end so she could have the guy to herself?

>>94875579
So what was the one who hurt you like?

>>94875844
Yes.
>tfw no comfy spider family

>>94875844
thanks for spoiling this you faggot.

>>94875900

I did you a favor. It's a good premise that gets worse as it goes on and then finally shits the bed at the end like literally 99.9% of everything that comes out of Japan. None of them know how to keep stories going or end them.

>>94875929
oh nice to know you're self abosrbed fuck who thinks strangers on the internet will think the same way you do, maybe I would enjoy it you shit fuck.

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>>94865333
yes

>>94876090
We're crossing a very thin line here

>>94875929
kill yourself faggot.

>>94876090
It looks like a close-up of a very angry little dog

>>94865268
No one will ever know because she ate him. Female spiders eat male spiders after mating.

>>94863901
If it makes you feel any better he's probably die off after film ended. Rats only live 3 years or less in the wild.

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>>94876123
We're not crossing enough lines

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>>94876170
Depends on species. Cannibalism is surely a possibility, and in some cases, a certianty for some spiders. Other females are more receptive

Lasiodora Parahybana (salmon pink birdeater) is well known in the tarantula hobby for being easy to breed, the females being far more receptive than say, certain Asian and African species, in which copulatory cannibalism is a very legitimate risk

>>94868584
Always wondered why she wore a dress but not a shirt.

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>>94874616
>that's the inside. she's basically an upside down one. there is presumably a beak up there in the middle
like this?

>>94876170
>Female spiders eat male spiders after mating.

Mostly a myth, you silly goose.

>>94876220
Who /invert/ here?

>>94864278
I want to hug all 3, 2 cute 2 kill

>>94876220
well Charlotte is based off the barn spider, given her full name being Charlotte A. Cavatica which is a reference to the binomial nomenclature of the barn spider.

fun fact the book was going to be adapted by gene Deitch aka the guy responsible for the shitty Tom and Jerry cartoons but his storyboards were sent back unopened from the producers.

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>>94876280
Me

>>94876455
>his storyboards were sent back unopened from the producers.
HA

>>94865464
>nearly as big as Wilbur from all her fucking eating.

I want to fuck that fluffy squishy living plushie

>>94876491

you laugh but the author of the actual book was friends with him and the author doesnt like the 73 animated adaption and here is a quote I found from his wife.

E.B. White's wife wrote a letter to Gene Deitch (who, ironically, is friends with E.B. White) in 1977 saying: "We have never ceased to regret that your version of Charlotte's Web never got made. The Hanna-Barbera version has never pleased either of us... a travesty..."

no disrespect but has Gene Deitch made anything of worth? I only know him from the Tom and Jerry schlock.

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>>94865588
tfw you will never be predated by Charlotte

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>>94876090
eight legs

>>94876541
she'd need to be a bit bigger than that for it to be doable.

>>94874571
>taking the story this literally
Anon you might be legitimately autistic. Did you think Animal Farm was a grave warning about not letting pigs overthrow humanity?

>>94876755
ell to be fair man, we REALLY need to make sure the fucking piggies dont overthrow us, have you SEEN how they take care of old horses?

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>>94876754
are you sure this is not porn?

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>>94876826
no, but this is

>>94876967
this is 2 spiders or just one?

>you realize Wilbur sleeps on a pile of manure
>you realize Charlotte and all the other animals dont care, as they should as animals.

>you realize all it takes is a decent breeze to blow Charlotte off from into a pile of what is basically shit.

>>94866259
Centipedes are one of the most aggressively carnivorous bugs in the world, some eating fucking mice.

>>94867813
What's even sadder is that, for the audiobook recording, the actual author had to start and stop the last chapter over and over again because he kept getting choked up during her death scene.

>>94877474
oh god.

whats worse is that apparently in the novel Charlottle just fucking dies alone. Wilbur isnt there apparently like in the 73 adapation.

"Well," said Mrs. Zuckerman, "it seems to me you're a little off. It seems to me we have no ordinary spider."
"Oh, no," said Zuckerman. "It's the pig that's unusual. It says so, right there in the middle of the web."

it seems the farmer is quite retarded.

>>94877474
I just learned this...
Orbweavers like Charlotte usually die after the first hard frost, but good weather and abundant food permitting, they can potentially live a few years. Charlotte, however, dies in the still-hot days of early fall. Whether you chalk this up to bad luck or a hard year of pushing herself physically, she died young.

>>94864278

kankers....

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>>94865892
If she could eat them, then we'd get a wildly different type of movie. Pic related.

Aw, man, I missed one of those incredible /co/ greentexts, didn't I?

>>94864278
you misspelled kill kill kill anon

>>94878231
Well I mean, the threads still up.

But I do find it funny how /co/ tends to has bursts of degeneracy every once in a while. The Star vs Mewberty threads, the Lilo threads, Fatpis, and now this.

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>20 years ago
>Anon why is Charlotte's Web in the VCR?
>And why is it on the rat at the fair scene?

>>94878328
fatpis? what I need to see this.

>>94874514
link nao

>>94876754
wtf i'm a zoophile now

>>94878509
I keep forgetting if you can post links to nsfw stuff without getting banned or is it "just hope mods don't catch it" type thing? I'd hate to get banned for three days and miss out on posting in this and other threads im following.

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>>94878231
>>94878328
for prosperity

>>94871519
THATS A SQUID!

>>94878705
this is fantastic.

>>94874742
Is that a snake?

>>94878841
yes and it's a rather deadly venomous one too

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>>94875059
this saddens me deeply

>>94879067
at least most kids know the band Queen and like the songs so it's not completely hopeless

I cant believe how many anons here enjoy the idea of Chalotte the spider fattened up to a ridiculous degree.

>>94875059
Quite frankly, nothing written recently feels worth reading. Why would kids want to read recycled trash?

There are exceptions; but it feels like people are being really lazy these days. It's easier to create cheap drama or rip-off an old show than it is to make a new one.

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>>94878494
What started off as a Tumblr-bait thread very quickly turned into a fetish thing.

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>>94877798

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>>94878494
>>94879203

>>94879187
i remember a neat kid's book i would rent from my school's library was the Skull of Truth, and this one series called Deltora Quest, i havent seen shit like those books in a long time.

>>94878705
Oh, wait, that's all still in the thread. So what was deleted that everybody quoted?

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>>94878494
>>94879203
>>94879226

>>94879276
Whatever it was, you'd probably be able to see it through desuarchive or yuki.la.

>>94879249
I was lucky. My school's library kept a lot of random things from Stephen King to Garth Nix. I could look at designs of medieval structures, read up on some practical like cooking or architecture, read about Beowulf, or check-out larger novels. And this is when I was a little kid.

Kids these days just want to fuck around on their phones.

>>94879443
my school had THE horror books, you know the one, the one with the super fucked illustrations that scare the shit out of even today? all black and white drawings.

Do you think if Templeton wasnt a total fuck and offered Charlotte some of his findings she;'d eat them?

>gets addicted to carnival slop
>gets addicted to slop in general
>gets obese like he did at the end of the book

>>94879485
Now there are two. One had really weird floating head hitting a person with lightning type illustrations; and the other outright pornographic. Strangely we had the latter, which we hid so they couldn't get rid of them.

>>94874398
That end was kinda fucked up

>>94875419
easy to do with fucking the right tools
shit, you don't get that quality with a fucking mouse unless its been your only tool since you started

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>>94872838

Miss Spider is behind this.

>>94879611
>Charlotte has engulfed the entire farm
>She protects Wilbur from all harm with her fat spider fuzzy body
>Her webs stretch for acres, catching thousands, nay millions of insects and due to the vibrations she feels them all and goes to swallow hundreds all at once.
>Fern has since become deeply aroused by this barn spider and has awoken as a debauched 8 year old girl.
>Templeton is dead.

>>94863901
shitting out a lot of kids really takes it outta ya

>>94879731
She should've tried to just...ration em out.

>>94877798

The world's full of stupid people.

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>>94879485
>>94879555
Is this what you guys are talking about? I vaguely remember being creeper out by this shit.

>>94879724
>Her webs stretch for acres
Well, it's not unheard of.
https://www.wired.com/2014/10/4-acre-spider-web-engulfs-building

>>94879982
yep

>>94879986
yeah but try one spider achieving that....

>>94879982

They fucked me up good.

>>94878737
Actually Marina is an octoling.

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>>94879982

I love that artwork.

But truthfully.....they should make animated films that are completely in this style. They'd scare people a ton.

Imagine a character walking through this kind of landscape.

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>>94880117

(Seriously, Pixar could make a subsidiary studio for that work. It's not unheard of for "wholesome" companies to do more risque work under alternate names).

The plot could be a bunch of characters stumbling into a nightmare dimension....and trying desperately to get out.

>>94880117
So...imagine Charlotte's Web told in this style.

>>94864415
Most people didn't really didn't know what bugs looked like up close back then. So the animators capitalized on that ignorance to give her head detail without resorting to giving her hair.

>>94880263

hmm yeah that makes sense. I can buy that.

but I mean she pretty much already looks like she has hair with how her head is.

>>94880186

I don't think it would work. It's not a horror story.

>>94880470
pfft shows your lack of experimentation.

get outta your safety bubble

>>94863901
why doesn't she have eight eyes and huge hairy mandibles?

>>94876754
post more weirdly hot spider stuff

>>94867183
so at what point did a boy spider fugg charlotte? Wouldn't someone have noticed the newcomer?

>>94876754
I demand the doujin based on this. I know one inevitably exists somewhere out there, give it to me

>>94880117
It would definitely have to be a passion project, I don't see much of an audience for it. But man, it has a lot of potential.

>>94880182
I feel like Laika would be a much more natural fit. Didn't they say they were experimenting with 2D animation recently?

>>94880694
If one doesn't exist yet, you'll have to make it.
Rule 35, baby.

>>94880520
>2
cause she's a pretty spider as she said herself.

>>94880586
nah, arent most male spiders fucking tiny compared to the females, plus she probably met and mated with him for all of a few minutes than ate the bastard.

>>94880740

Considering the animation skills of Pixar, it would be horrifying to see that style of drawing brought to life.

So who was the bigger asshole, the elitist ram or the give no fucks rat?

>>94876999
2. mating

>>94864094
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's when the title is "great" "big" "amazing" anything

>>94880938
Pixar's CHI game is top notch, I'll give you that. But I feel like something like this would always be more disturbing with traditional 2D animation. Claymation might also work because it's a style that's inherently off-putting.

>>94881622
*CGI

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>>94864278
Kill them all, every last one of them.

>>94881698
How do you think Charlotte wuld react if she saw three of her daughters looking like this?

>>94865134
Everyone in the theatre was bawling. Even grown men. I don't remember exactly how it went but I won't watch it again. Too sad.

>>94864873
I kinda think he's better when reviewing thing seriously honestly, like his disneycember stuff.

>>94882136
yeah they're good.

>>94873986
trust me, that doesn't make it better at all.

>>94864094
Those are some huge fucking spiders. They're about as big as the rat.

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>>94865150
She's no Debbie Reynolds, but she was still best girl

>>94864278
I hate these questions. How the fuck am I suppose to live knowing that I will be waking up every morning with the friend or sister of someone I killed? Does she know? Is it a secret? Did she have some part in the murder? Either way, I can't deal with this shit.

>>94876090
I did it, guys. I masturbated to real life spider pussy.