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>>93473639
Anon, you probably should have put Storytime in the title. Or Spider-Man. Or Miles Morales. Or ANYTHING.

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Why's that?

>>93473872
>>93474026
>>93474043
I'm sorry, but this will never not be bullshit.
Bendis showed that Blackheart managed to defeat a bunch of heavy hitters like Iron Man, Thor, She-Hulk, the Scarlet Witch and Vision, but then Miles beats him pretty much on his own because of VENOM BLAST™ bullshit and then gets praised for it. Blatant character wanking

>>93474120
I always found it pretty stupid that Black Cat didn't seem to care about Miles Spider-Man until she saw some talking heads talk about him on the news. Now she suddenly thinks she has to get rid of him even though he has done absolutely nothing to her operations and there's dozens of other heroes in New York alone.

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>>93473872
Are they seriously continuing that fucking Venom Blast BS? What the fuck?

>>93474120
vew lad

>>93474227
God I wanna fuck Bombshell

Why are you doing this? Havent we suffered enough?

>>93474070
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>>93474276
I'm just wondering why he did this without even putting anything in the title.

>>93474227
I love Bombshell, I'm glad they made her a recurring character [spoilers]and sad about the latest issue[/spoilers]

>>93474218
God, that woman justifies because everyone in general hate in-laws!

>>93474335
>>93474328
Again, why is Black Cat suddenly obssessed with getting rid of this particular Spider person if she thinks there's "too many"?
And what's with this "This ain't the way Wilson Fisk did it"? What does that even mean and why does it matter?

>Lots of people did a lot of things one way and look where it got them
Once more, what does that even mean? Wilson Fisk got pretty damn far, in fact, he's still extremely powerful.

>>93474278
>Kamala appears just to cocktease Miles.

That's why he never get a girlfriend on 616.

>>93474377
>>93474389
Kind of weird how there's a redesigned Will O' the Wisp on the cover but not only is he not in this issue, he never shows up in this book at all. Bendis would eventually use him in Riri's book over a year later, but with his classic design. And naturally Bendis treated him like a loser.

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>>93474450
You know, this reminds me of the recent Huffington Post crap article that photoshopped a bunch of fit heroes into being fat, sorry "realistic".

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>>93474479
Fuck you Ganke, just fuck you. Worst friend any superhero has ever had. At least Karen Page was addicted to drugs and desperate for money when she sold Matt out.

>>93474407
Peter was around the world by the time. Jess naturally can't stay in the same place. Cindy is probably on her murder radar now. Miguel and Kaine would probably maul her. Miles is the easiest target.

I don't find Miles' costume good. I see a .ot of people praising it in the comica themselves and in real life and I don't get it.

>>93473972
>cooler costume
'No'

>>93473972

>Cooler than mine

What have they done to you Peter.

>>93474611
THANK YOU. I dont know why Miles's costume gets so much love when its just a black variation with red lines

>>93474731
>>93474744

HOW DOES IT MANAGE TO GET WORSE

>>93474789
As if it wasn't enough that he had a 1-hit ko move he can now temporarily turn into Electro. What the fuck, Bendis?

>>93474744
>Black dude with electric powers

They can't keep getting away with it!

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>>93474693
it's worse than that, they took the alex ross costume and inverted the colors

>>93475034
>>93475040

How the fuck did Carol get away with all her shit when Tony was this fucking right.

Not being a hater but this is kinda boring. I usually like the Peter Parker scenea with him hanging out with friends which is comfy, but with Miles it's all drama and depressed teens.

I like Bombshell though. She's cute. Does she even do a anything in this book or did she appear only to get fucked by Hammerhead?

>>93473845
At least Bendis acknowledged how disturbing knowing demons exist would be.

pichelli is wasted on this.

you still going?

>>93474744
>can take out Blackheart and Ultimate Doom
>keeps getting punked by Hammerhead
Bendis, what the fuck are you doing?

You dead?

>>93473681
The artist clearly plays Dark Souls, he made Blackheart into a Carpa Demon.

>>93473989
Is Bendis aware that there are ways to make one character likeable withoyt shitting on the other and making them look like a jerk.
Plus, this is post-Superior, I doubt Pete is worried about how his reputation is doing

>>93474057
>The one cop in New York that doesn't know what a superhero is.

>>93474132
>Face it tigre

I physically cringed.

>>93474160
Was this the worst issue barring the Civil War II tie-ins?

>>93474335
"I didn't like it when it was just one".

You spent half your career trying to bone the guy.

>>93474529
Cindy was "working" for her, no one knew who Miguel was, and Kaine was universe hopping at the time.

>>93473989
What spidersense?
how long until miles can fuck off back to his own universe

>>93474713
>>93474722
Fun fact: this scene was lifted from the original Ultimate Spider-man run.

>>93474490
>claims being fat is more hated than being black
>reveals identity to total stranger
>Overall just shit

Why exactly are they friends?

>>93477855
'cause fat best friend homeh

>>93473639

Thanks OP

>>93473872
I've never seen such poor writing in my life. It's literally an instant win button. I've never seen it not be effective. Miles needs to lose this ability or him have some kind of stipulation that limits its usage because this is garbage. Straight up trash.

Why am I reading this
I don't like it
Why am I forcing myself to do this

>>93474169
It's an excuse not to hunt down her husbando.

>>93473717

Looks pretty fun so far. What're people complaining about?

>>93473872
6 fucking years since MM introduction and their still doing the venom blast bullshit?

>>93474956
More and more Ganke just feels like a self-insert.

>>93478051
Get better tastes.

>>93474921
>That last panel
I'm pretty sure a person would describe an adult who was watching children from within their license plate-less vehicle as a pedophile, not a private eye.

So does miles just have a jobber aura that makes all other heroes retarded when he's around them?

Or was this just a special case?

>>93477991
>I've never seen it not be effective
There's been a couple times. It didn't work on Galactus and it backfired against Ultimate Taskmaster.

You want to know what's extra bullshit? Bendis gave Riri the exact same power. I'm not kidding. Check the most recent issue of her ongoing. She one-shots her enemy by putting two fingers on them and causing an electric zap that causes their body to short-circuit and pass out.

>>93477702
What's worse is that in a preview for this week's Defenders, Ben Urich says that Black Cat was a major crime figure since before he was reporting. Why is Bendis so terrible with continuity? There really is no excuse. He also forgets his own continuity.

Am i the only person that thinks that Miles has never had a truly great (nor good) storyline at all?
Like he's not interesting at all, none of his "villains" are memorable, when he first appeared i thought it could've been cool to have him fight the Ultimate version of the Kangaroo, for a moment i even thought Bendis was gonna have Miles fight multiple versions of forgotten Spidey rogues, but nope.
Has it ever been explained how he's in 616 now still Spider-Man? I remember he only became Spider-Man when Ult. Peter died.

>>93474120
>How does Black Cat costume smell after a hard workout session?

>>93480356
>Has it ever been explained how he's in 616 now still Spider-Man?
molecule man brought him and his family over

>>93480341
You can just make her a villain. She coupd have just said "fuck this Selena Kyle schtick and decided she likes being full evil. The two Black Cat fans might complain, but it'd make more sense than this shit.

>>93480270
>It didn't work on Galactus

Fuck, I almost wish it had.

And on a side note, I was told Bendis said that Miles remembers his past life and their are hints to that throughout the series. I'm not seeing it at all with the exception of Bombshell showing up out of nowhere and they're old friends. It doesn't explain how, anywhere.Nothing explains her, at all! If I hadn't read Ultimate Spider-Man this would just be the worst character introduction fucking ever.

>>93480356
No. No you're not the only one that thinks this. Not even a little.
His entire existence has been spent assuring us that a black kid can be Spider-Man and everyone's totally cool with it (except the comics), but they haven't actually given us any reason to care.
And I wanted to, anon. I tried very hard to. Especially after Ultimate Prowler git involved, but it's just been this lackluster shit the entire time.

>>93480536
A better way to have made Black Cat a major crime boss was have her get bored of cat burgling and wanting to try something exciting and new. That new thing ends up being smuggling. At first it's just things like exotic food and pets but eventually she gets hired under false pretenses and smuggles an entire shipment of automatic weapons into New York City. After that she dismantles the gang that tried to pull a fast one on her and gains a reputation. She goes deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole after that until she's one of the major players in NYC.

>>93480356
Nah, I genuinely liked all the stuff with his uncle. It was just really decompressed as per Bendis' style. I also liked the Roxxon Arc.

I give miles comic a average 7/10.

Shitty comic, shitty character, shitty writer, shitty marvel.

>>93473681
I bet brown Spider-Man can beat that guy!!

>>93480909
I liked his time in Ultimate. With the exception of the Ultimate Civil War tie-in, most of the run up to the end of Cataclysm was good just really decompressed. The relaunch had its moments but felt like a bit of a step down, and I like his moments in Secret Wars.

In fact, everything up to the end of Secret Wars for him was generally pretty good. The part where everything fell apart was when he was introduced in 616. His own book went to meandering shit jumping from tie-in to tie-in which was always among the worst parts of Ultimate Spider-man. His constant push in other books is tiring. There's just this huge disconnect where Bendis timeskipping over Miles coming to terms with his new universe.

Miles in 616 is basically everything wrong with Miles in 1610 without any of the good.

>>93480510
Yes, but in universe, how did molecule man rearranged the timeline to fit Miles' boring backstory to fit the current continuity.

>>93474057
>venom blast being the "I win" button AGAIN
>cop stopping IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA

jesus fucking christ, I'm so done. fuck this

>>93474889
Why DO black guys end up with electric powers so often anyway?

>>93474299
We were in danger of something interesting actually happening.

>>93474365
We want the bara audience.
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... He is really cute on this page though.

>>93474435
I remember that issue and he actually completely destroyed her if I remember. She only thought he was a loser and she paid for it. I actually liked it.

>>93482094
I don't know. It's pretty shocking when you think about it.

>>93480672
Ah, smuggling. The gateway crime.
But actually a Breaking Bad escalation type approach would be pretty awesome.

>>93474776
>Big deal, D-Man was

Gotta love how Bendis always takes the time to make unnecessarily mean-spirited cracks at characters he doesn't like.

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