Who /egs/ here?

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/egs/?

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>>93083994
/egg/

>>93083355
>Leftmost
lol what the fuck

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>>93083355

Don't make this a thing

Please

/co/ doesn't need this

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>>93086475
It just the perfect type of 4chins material, it will be amazing if the police find out in his browse history he browsed any of the boards here

>>93086475
So doesn't need Star Vs and Villainous threads, and here we are.

http://the-egs.wikia.com/wiki/Did_You_Know%3F

brush up on your lore faggots.

Please, /co/, no.

I have never laughed harder at youtube comments.

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Who is best girl and why is it ANDREW BLAZE

Has anyone been able to get a comment from Butch Hartman for his take on this whole situation?

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>>93086657
bitch, we are just getting started, It will just go worse from here on, this is fucking 4chan after all, dont like it? gtfo of here

God damn I love Americans.

>>93083355
So are these all meant to be different characters? Do they all have essentially the same personalities?

>>93083355
I fucking love this timeline.
>autist tranny goes full Elliot Roger
>kills his coworkers because he thinks he's a cartoon ghost
>/co/ makes threads about his schizophrenic fantasy series
And the porn to come will be glorious. MisterMetokur is already getting in on it too.

>>93086704
Someone has got to show him the wiki. I want a metokur video out of this.

>>93086702
Just read the wiki, faggot. A;; the members are listed in the top row.
http://the-egs.wikia.com/wiki/Andrew_Blaze

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>>93086725
>Height - 10ft 3 inches

>>93086719
I remember seeing a screencap someone posted where Jim commented on this guy's 17 hour long suicide note video, saying that he's going to make a video on it.

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>>93086742

>>93086742
Someone's into giantess fetish

>>93086744
I saw his comments but he's gotta know the LORE.

what the fuck am I looking at here?

>>93086778
how new.ru

>>93086778
Well you're in for a treat, its a autistic murderers self inserts

>>93083355
The police are on their way.

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What the fuck am I reading?

>>93086804
Are they planning on arresting a corpse? The guy who made all this shit is already dead.

>>93086818
deepest lore.

Eat your heart out Dark Souls.

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>>93083355
Ah

>>93086820
The police are on their way.

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>>93086818
Tolkien-esque lore.

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>>93086683
this post reeks of summer

>>93086818
>she has since mastered the task of standing two legs as opposed to four

What?

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>>93086827
Holy fug, did he sell out a partner that didn't go through with the plan or is there more to come?

http://the-egs.wikia.com/wiki/Rachael_Shadows

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>>93083355
>fan of Butch Hartman crap
>autistic loser
par for the course

>apologizes for audio glitches in video
>not for murder

What a guy

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>>93086853
this post reeks of faggot

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>>93086878

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truly he has become the king of autism

>>93086906
There's been much worse anon

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this fucker really thought he would be reincarnated as a female ghost (WHO TOTALLY ISNT TRANS GUYS BECAUSE I SAY SO)

>>93086856
She was originally a toy frog, and since frogs are quadrupedal she'd have to adapt. Still doesn't make her backstory any less batshit.

>>93086928
how many other fags on this website have murder-suicided just to become Butch Hartman ghosts?

>>93086938
All these characters have these weird, non-nonsensical different backstories, yet for some reason they all end up being 9-10ft tall and look, dress, and act the same.

They all say, I’m broken.
They never meant anything to me.
Can’t they just, leave me be.
To follow my own fantasy.

So what's the TL;DR on why he feel compelled do to this in the first place? Aside from being a complete nut job of course.

>>93086829
I'll be there in 20 mins.

>>93086945
There's a whole list of killers associated with their respective boards who have had higher kill counts. Yeah this guys shit and fucking autistic but not nearly on the level of say Elliot Rodgers

>>93086990
This nut was convinced he was some cartoon ghost possessing a males body. Apparently the only way to free himself was to kill himself, but he's such a faggot he had to take a couple of people he hated with him

>>93086990
Depression, gender confusion, edgelord tendencies, wanted to fuck/become his waifu, weird quasi-spiritual beliefs stemming from his cartoon obsession.

>>93087013
>>93087018
Damn. That's pretty nuts. Feel bad for the people minding their own business and then boom. Dead because of some lunatic.

hmm ah yes...this modern world sure is something

>>93086818
I refuse to read all of that, can someone give me a short version

>>93086818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM4SlKrrA9U

The origin story!

You think Butch Hartman will make a statement about this or just not acknowledge it? I wouldn't be surprised if he did a "Victims of mass shooting: drawn in Butch Hartman style" video at this point.

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>>93086818
what the fuck

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#Heroes

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>>93087083

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>59 shots fired
>only kills 3 people

Ultimately the responsibility for all this falls on his parents for letting his mental illness progress to this point and not getting him the help he needed. These shooters always show the same pattern and progression and by now it should be easily recognized and dealt with before something like this occurs.

Some of the blame also falls on the government for providing inadequate mental health services and making it impossible to seek help without being placed in what is essentially a worse version of prison and ruining your life forever.

We can do better. We must do better. Otherwise this will continue to happen.

>>93087058
>somehow working a makemebad35 ripoff you made as a kid into the backstory of a character in a Danny Phantom-inspired grimdark fanseries
What even happened between then and the start of the EGS shit? Schizophrenia?

>>93087123
It looks like it started off as intentionally silly and goofy, but somewhere down the line the lore just became emo and nihilistic. Maybe he got rejected by a girl or something.

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Has anyone looked up the murder rates during the fall of the roman empire?

I have a theory that they'd be strikingly similar to the ones we have now, and the MO would be similar with one lone dude going on a spree with I guess a sword.

It seems like it would be interesting data to add to the theory that society is collapsing.

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>>93086757
>>93086818
Besides everything else, where did she get a gun that fits a 10 foot tall person(?)

>>93087141
It's obviously a ghost gun.

>>93087140

Guns make it way easier to kill a lot of people very easily and safely before the cops can arrive, you probably won't find many mass murder sprees with a sword as the weapon. I know some /k/fag is gonna show up and get offended at this but it's a basic fact.

>>93087094
>59 episodes aired
>Steven only kills 0 people

>>93087177
>Forgetting about "Steven's Knife".
Anon...

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>>93087183
Get a life, bin that knife.

>>93087168
Anon, police investigation wasnt really a thing back in roman times. The best you had were essentially paid soldiers going on patrol, on foot.

People could actually very reasonably expect to get away with murder back then if there werent any witnesses. There's a reason the mafia managed to get such a fucking stranglehold in italian culture, man.

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>>93087037
They weren't just some random people he killed. They were coworkers he specifically targeted. He even let one person go because they weren't part of the plan. Here knew who was supposed to be at the store that night and planned it for months. Even did a dry run the night before.

>>93087253
Well...at least it was done towards people that were probably shit towards him

I'm not saying it's right but I'd rather have this happen than wait until the store happened and killed innocent customers

>>93087132
Yeah agree with this, if you see some early videos, he seems more goofy. It's kinda hard to watch considering how far he slipped

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>>93087267

>>93087140
Times were too different to judge back in the fucking Roman era

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>>93087267
He had a problem with the night manager, anon..and the thing was that the manager actually liked him.

Do you seriously think 3 people had to die for that?

Does my life as a cashier at a grocery store mean that I must suffer too, anon?

>>93087267
The thing is these people probably didn't even do shit to him. Judging by some of his videos its like he perceived any slight as a direct attack and got ridiculously angry over it.

>>93087335
You're a cashier in a grocery store and you've willingly saved pictures of Asuka to your hard drive, your life is already suffering.

>>93087177
Unless you count Bismuth

>>93087306
>>93087335
>>93087338

Look, I didn't get the whole story of this, I thought his co-workers were huge assholes to him but I see that he was just some piece of shit that had some small problem with the night manager and just murdered people for it

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>>93087335
>Does my life as a cashier at a grocery store mean that I must suffer too, anon?
Yes.

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>>93087335
Get brained, wagie.

>>93087335
where are you getting this backstory from?

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congrats /co/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faf66Ji6bXM

YEARS before Tattletail! He was ahead of the game with this idea of being haunted by murderous Furby.

>>93087391
His ass, so he can make people like >>93087355 flip flop on their opinions.

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>59 shots fired
>3 kills + himself
Is this supposed to be our Elliot Rodgers? What the fuck did he do with the remaining 55? The fact that it was a goddamn shotgun unsettles me a lot.

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>>93087335
>Tfw I work as a cashier at a grocery store
>I have a co-worker that's really nice but super off
>Some other co-workers make fun of him
>I stepped in and stopped this
>Have a private talk with him and he spilled his heart to me about being bullied as a kid and I ended up hugging him

Okay, I don't want this to happen to me, how can I ensure that he doesn't shoot up the place?

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Are there any comics about people going postal?

>>93087424
I think you've done a lot already. Kindness and having someone to listen to can go a long way for these types.

>>93087391
>>93087407
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/pennsylvania/articles/2017-06-08/4-dead-in-murder-suicide-in-pennsylvania-supermarket

>He said Stair apparently did not like one of the victims, the night manager. It wasn't immediately clear which of the victims held that job.

>"Ironically, the night manager apparently liked him," Mitchell said

There you go, a simple search from google

>>93087424
dress up as a girl and surrender your boi pucci to him
quit your job and prostitute yourself and drink cock snot for big money so you two can retire early
retire into neet life

>>93087400
is this kino?

The last episode of Danny Phanton was relased 10 years ago, did this guy seriously did nothing but write fanfics and draw fanart of this show this whole time?

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>>93087424
Don't worry, anon. You're safe now.

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>>93087449
>cock snot

that's a new one

>>93087454
Danny Phantom has a surprisingly autistic if quiet fanbase. And a somewhat active one at that!

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>>93087412
>What the fuck did he do with the remaining 55?

What we should be asking is how did only one of this people escaped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky53oWMfyLE

>>93087440
Okay I just wanna make sure. I mean he's a cool guy but I get this feeling he can snap without warning.

I'm having the other co-workers to be extra nice to him because you just never know

>>93087449
anon, I am a girl

>>93087460
LOL

>>93087412
He intended to kill 3 people. Either he missed entirely (which would be unlikely considering that would have given the victims time to escape) or he was just fucking shit up. An article did mention how he shot some of the stores products

>>93087447
What the fuck does Wyoming County District Attorney Jeff Mitchell know about the relationship between two Weis night employees?

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>>93087495
seems he let go some people and just decided to unload the rest of the ammo on the store and then off himself, initially he was planing to go to his local university

I have to seriously ask the burgers around here, how easy is it to get a gun there?

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>>93087494
>girl

fucking gay, guess you could camwhore and be his gf. But there's no money in the pussymarket anymore, its all about that pucci.

Useless, just useless. Might as well help him shoot up a place and kill yourself too.

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>>93087507
very easy

>>93087424
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ujw3w3/shorties-watchin--shorties-that-guy
>>93087494
>anon, I am a girl
oh boy, you are probably the only girl he has ever hugged and is now in love with you. He is likely to become a stalker, probably already downloaded all your facebook pictures, and will not take it easy when you turn him down.

>>93087392
Why is Woo related to /d/? Did he kill those people in the name of dickgirls?

>>93087507
If you dont have any criminal record and is not an assault rifle? you can buy shotguns at Walmart

>>93086818
hey i remember that frog..it was a rubber one in his mediafire

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>>93087494
>I am a girl
Oh shit, plot twist. If you were a guy you'd be safe right now, but since you have a vagina, he thinks the fact that you're being nice to him means that you're interested in him in a relationship/sexual manner. Now he's going to be dropping subtle hints trying to get you to go out with him or at least be nice to him some more. If you reject him, you're going to be the first one to die, then all your coworkers. If you "string him along" by never saying no or yes, he's eventually going to snap anyway. If you say yes, you're stuck in a real shitty relationship with a crazy person. You are now the catalyst in this equation because you got yourself involved.

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>>93087494
>i am a girl
you've just entered the shadow realm.
He now wants to marry you and fuck you like a tornado.

You HAVE to start being bitchy to him so he improves himself, otherwise he'll stay a cringy loser, and then you'll have to cuck him for a chad.

You have a responsability here, otherwise niggas are gonna die.

>>93087522
and if you do, you can always find someone on craiglist or in gunshows

>>93087522
>>93087513
>If you dont have any criminal record and is not an assault rifle? you can buy shotguns at Walmart
They don't even ask for something like psychological clearance or something? Wow. We illegally make guns here in the Philippines but it's not that easy.

>>93086875
thats a character desu
>mfw he made a twitter for her that he used regularly

>>93087004
hes 1000x worse then Elliot

>>93087532
look into 3d printers

>>93087494
>anon, I am a girl
Well now he's just going to be obsessed with you. Speaking from experience with these types it's best to get the hell out of dodge the second he starts showing more than the usual "interest" in you. There's no reasoning with guys like that at that point.

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>>93087447
The cop looks like he has down syndrome. No wonder they always wear sunglasses.

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>>93087494
>girl

I give you five days until he comes to your doorstep wearing his coworker's face as a mask, and offering the other one to you so you can go live in the woods together

>>93087532
>Philippines
Oh
Hows the ISIS invasion going?

>>93087392
why does he only get a B..he made videos and an entire religion about a female army in the afterlife

>>93087544
They could do something. Maybe something as simple as; "don't fucking kill people"

/co/ - Serial Killer Dating Advice

>>93087494
>I am a girl
>hugged him

He loves you now

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>>93087494
I guarantee he fapped to you the same night you hugged him, imagining a fantasy scenario where he marries you, starts a family, and plays vidya with you.

Get out.

>>93087556
They're shit at it actually. But don't worry, the Philippine army will literally airstrike itself and kill 1 of its soldiers. It's fairly even.

>>93087561

Well, since we are in this topic, how do I get a cute serial killer GF?

>>93087567
Woops sorry, I meant 11.
http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2017/06/01/1705700/military-airstrike-killed-10-soldiers-marawi

>>93087559
sorry bruh. he only killed 3 people. rules are rules

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>>93087494
>im a girl
>hugged him

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
YOU RUINED HIS LIFE, NOW HE'LL BE OBSESSED WITH YOU
HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU
HE SEES THE ONE LIGHT IN HIS LIFE COMING FROM YOU AND THE MOMENT YOU SNUFF IT OUT HE'S GOING TO MURDER SOMEONE

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOOOOOO

>>93087549
That's a good question. Would anons choose death or get ass raped for : minutes before he premature explodes in your colon to stay alive?

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>>93087538
Elliot murdered 6 people, this dude 3, one of them was an old guy

>>93087494
You seriously just need to be upfront and ask him if he has any urges to kill. Don't be a basic bitch, get in there. And if nothing else, say that as long he has any reason to live, him dying and taking others with him is pointless.

>>93087582
so why did the /x/ guy get a F..he got 6, is it because he couldnt kill giffords

>>93087560
Well no shit but most of these types of guys don't listen to reason after a certain point.

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>>93087570
Have a rough childhood, assault people, obsess over Nazis and shitty photography.

>>93087494
>girl
you made everything worse, you're his stacy now

>>93087556
I think they found Isis' money but that could easily be a cover story to disguise money laundering among the corrupt politicians

>>93087593
>>93087582
yes be he only wanted to kill 3..he did this at 1am

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>>93087529

>you've just entered the shadow realm

fuck, why am I laughing so hard at this?

>>93087494
>I'm a girl
Oh boy you and your coworkers are so fucked right now

>>93083355
Proof that autistic people should be banned from ever owning firearms once they are diagnosed.

>>93087494
>Being a girl and pulling a mentally unstable faggot to the side
>He spilled his guts
Whelp if you don't gib him da pussi you gonna get your whole place shot up you dumb whore

>>93087494
Tell us more, girl friend. As much as I hate to joke about this, you could be in danger.

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>>93087494
He's fantasizing about raping you.
You have to nip the bud right now and say you're not interested in him.

>>93087600
>obsess over Nazis

Ok, and how to get a cute serial killer GF if I'm latino?

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>>93087494

>I am a girl

you fucked up anon

>>93087633
get a cartel bitch

>>93087633

join the cartel.

>>93087633
Sell drugs? Which latino are we talking about here?

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>>93087494

YOUR PUSSY WAS MEANT TO BRING LIFE TO THIS WORLD NOT ENDED

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>>93087494
You're the first one on the list.

>>93087494
>i hugged him <:3
He's probably aware that you are just taking pity on him and what you did was a pity hug.
These kinds of people aren't stupid, just unstable. If there's anything they hate more, its being looked down upon.
Buckle up, bitch. Youre apart of the problem.

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So was his Shotgun

>>93087556
The Philippine army did a better job at killing their own men than ISIS did, so pretty shitty

>>93087644
Doesn't matter, just assume Mexican and you're probably fine.

>>93087637
>>93087639
>>93087644

On it!
will just google how to sell drugs and start it asap

>>93087392
Don't forget to add /mlp/ as well since (((she))) looks like a horsefucker as well

>>93087665
you can make a million all you need is a kitchen

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>>93087650

>>93087680
nah, nah if /mlp/ wants to be on the list they gotta earn it. it wouldn't be fair to the other boards

>>93087567
>>93087604
>>93087659
ISIS will have a hard time invading any country thats not in the middle east

Not even sure how they got to the Philippines in the first place

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>>93087655

>being so disconnected from reality, emotions and normal adult behavior that any friendly behavior/compassionate gestures from someone who doesn't want you sexually is "pity"/a thing to be hostile towards
>accuses other people of being the problem
>mfw this is literally what unstable, emotionally immature children who are likely to harm others do

jesus christ. get help.

>>93087392
Wait, all of them really browse these boards or is it just a joke?

>>93087701
Philipines is near of mussies infected countries

>>93087724
Some of them died before 4chan was invented. What do you think?

>>93087494
Now come on guys let's be reasonable here, maybe your friend might blow his fuse and shoot you and your co workers or we can assume better of him and take the chance that now that he's opened up to someone, maybe he won't have trouble opening up to other people who aren't like his co workers and might not slip off the slippery slope that would end up in murder. You gotta be cautiously optimistic, just cuz there like that doesn't mean there fucked for life. Plus we don't really know much about her friend

>>93087724
Most of them are related to the nature of the crime. ex: the guy for /pol/ was a radical conservative who killed the kids of a bunch of leftist politicians on their private island.

>>93087701
Am a flip and can confirm that we have a pretty shitty military

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>I just fucked myself without even knowing it

So when he starts shooting, do I tell him to just kill me and spare my co-workers?

Okay look, I'm not even that good looking. I look completely geeky seriously, I wear glasses, I'm tiny with no shape alright my butt is a bit big but I don't think he'll be interested with ME..right?

>>93087724
yes the trench coat mafia really did browse /b/ 4 years after their suicide

>>93087701
Remove Indonesia.

>>93087752
>he didnt read the EGS wiki
if you did, you would know that everyone is a female and when you die you go to the army in the afterlife

>>93087752
So you're a loli with glasses and have a big ass
You're fucked, he's likely going to kidnap and do lewd stuff to you

>>93087752
Assuming we're not going in a ruse cruise, just watch for his movements and such. Try to avoid giving him any of your contacts. Don't immediately distance yourself from him but don't initiate contact neither. Stay safe femanon.

>>93087752
You being unattractive makes you MORE desirable as he now believes he has a shot with you.

>>93087752
Oh yes you dirty girl, you fucked yourself. You fucked yourself real nice and he's very interested in you.

No, he will not spare your coworkers. If you ask him to, he'll probably shoot you in the leg and make you watch him kill everyone else. Hell, he might even spare you just to make you live with the guilt.

>>93087752
I got a mild boner thinking about the fact that a girl with a big butt just replied to my post, we perma virgin losers are just like that.

It's over, he printed pictures of you and came in them, just embrace death

>>93087655
Hoo boy, just how disconnected from reality are you? Your literally no different than the type of person she described and yet you blame her. Either your insane or your trying to OD yourself on the redpill

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>>93087752
Just give him the pussy now, quit your job and pretend it never happened.

You'll save yourself and your co-workers lives

>>93087752
Thats not how this works
Even if you're plain, you showed him affection and he told you his secrets
Its only a matter of time before he starts coming on to you
Escape while you can because you doomed all your co-workers

>>93087772
>>93087778
Okay this is getting pretty creepy, are you sure YOUR not the guy she just talked about?

>>93087752
>I'm not attractive
Well now you're double fucked because he will think no one would want to date you and give him more of a reason to go after you

>>93087811
We're just letting her know what would happen if a woman showed any of us attention like that, to give her an idea of what's going on in that guy's head.

>>93087709
Im just telling you how these people think, fucktard.
If you don't believe me, spend a day on /r9k/.

>>93087811
No, but there are many like us

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>>93087798
This. Men throughout the history of mankind have had to die to save the lives. Many times all you women need to do is open up your legs for 10 min tops, is that really too much to fucking ask?

>>93087752
You really shouldn't be turning to 4chan for advice. I mean you can guess from most of the replies that these are pretty bad advice. Go seek professionals or people you trust with experience not a bunch of faggots in the internet who are struggling to connect to reality

>>93087811
As the say goes "Give him an inch he'll take a mile"

>>93087830
>No, but there are many like us
I want a villain to say this on their dying breath as the hero celebrates that he has slain evil.

>>93087794
Holy fuck you people are retarded.
Is english your second language or do you just lack basic reading comprehension

>>93086937
>15 likes
>22 retweets
NO ONE CAUGHT ON TO THIS SHIT?

>>93087822
So theoretically if a woman showed YOU affection , you'd think she had the hots for you and if she doesn't accept your feelings then you'll go apeshit and murder people? C'mon man

>>93087830
>admitting to conspiracy to commit murder

>>93083355
What's this now?

>>93086704
Okay, hol' up, familia. I need sauce.

>>93087860
He had multiple sock puppet accounts created for RP purposes. Also, any friends he had were likely hyper autismos confined entirely to internet conversations. Doubt they thought of anything.

>>93087860
His fanbase was basically a hugbox that agreed with whatever he did

>>93087752

You are "attainable" and this makes his fantasies even more persistent and likely to project themselves into reality.

>>93087838
Are you sure it's not "give him an inch and he'll take 5"?

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>>93087752
The only thing you have left to do is run

>>93087827
this, even /co/mblr is not that level of retarded (yet)

>>93087752
Hang loose until he tries asking you out or something. Say that you aren't interested in dating at the moment and that you're more concerned with getting yourself a stable life and a secured future before you even think about dating. If he still comes on strong, consider trying to help him find somebody else who shares his interests.

Or something like that. Either way, you sound cute, even with your geeky glasses and cute butt.

>>93087834
What kind of experience can a professional possibly have that's greater than the experience of having trouble connecting to reality? No one but 4chan can show you what goes on inside these kinds of minds.

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>>93087830
And there's a million of us just like me
Who FEEL like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

Gotta remember to /r/ this in the next sing thread

>>93087864
What will they do? Arrest me? Kill me?
Even if I'm dead we will keep on living

>>93087752

I don't think you have a very good understanding of what makes girls desirable.to awkward guys.

Let ol' Strong Bad break it down for you:

https://youtu.be/lMaFjbrsgcs?t=1m13s

>>93087950
>I will not die, even if I'm killed!
Spoken like a true man.

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>>93087392
>/r9k/ isn't this guy

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>>93087922
I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

>>93087934
Whelp shot myself in the foot there didn't I?

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>>93087752
Buy him some loli and hope he doesn't have a little sister. Don't worry, those kids have their whole life ahead of them, they can take one for the team :^D

To be honest though, he's probably some numale beta and is jacking off to something weird right now.

>>93087932
>Say that you aren't interested in dating at the moment and that you're more concerned with getting yourself a stable life and a secured future before you even think about dating.
This works, IF AND ONLY IF you immediately start dating a much more attractive guy. It doesn't matter if he's a better/worse person overall, makes more/less money, or whatever women typically go for. The only factor that matters is that he's quite clearly visibly appealing to many women.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/pennsylvania/articles/2017-06-08/4-dead-in-murder-suicide-in-pennsylvania-supermarket

You really will remember her name.

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>>93087822

Come on, anon. How can you be SURE that the other anon asking us advice to not get killed by that psycho fag is really a FEMALE, rather some troll making that shit up just to toy with us? I don't know about you guys but this seems retarded.

>>93087752

If you really are what you claim to be, why don't you just get a taser to shoot him if he ever tries to bring his weapon up, or just simply call the police to arrest his ass?

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>>93087997
>Your little sister is pregnant and you are the father
>Your sister is 15 and you are 31
This is your brain on incest porn.

>>93087752
Please marry me, anon.

>no one has suggested the (((girl))) have a friend take one for the team

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>/lit/ /pol/ and /v/ get smegmaking
>all /co/ gets is a buffalo bob knock off with a danny phantom obsession

suck that cock you capeshit loving fatasses!

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If you don't want to watch every video but you're curious about the guy then the Finale Series is pretty good. It's the turning point of him making Channel Awesome sorts of skits where he gets into arguments with toys and that sort of silliness but it all morphs into grimdark insanity about rape and murder, like how the toy frog he argues with turns into a serial killer ghostgirl. I highly recommend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E21ldUf_8II

>>93087997
>what the fuck
Indeed

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIR BRO

I TOLD YOU DOG !!!

>>93087752
Buy a gun, this is fucking Burgerland, use this privilege to your advantage.

Or at least a taser, in case

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>>93087177
How much cancer can one thread have?
>>93087183

>>93088115
did you miss the OP about the ghostkin kid who shot 3 people

>>93088115
>Steven Universe fans almost gets a girl to commit suicide
>Voltron fan threatens to kill herself if her gay ship doesn't become canon
>Danny Phantom fan actually kills people
Cartoons were a mistake

>>93087922
What am I watching here?

>>93088075
>A frisky one, and a horny one... heh heh... and a gay one
Okay, I laughed

>>93087752
>>93087494
Haha right """""""""girl""""""""

>>93087494
If only you gave him a blow

>>93088056
fuck that shit senpai
not even them but I wouldn't fuck him even if it saved 100 people

>>93088145
Anonymous enjoying 4chan

>>93088047
Do you think he got upset when she didn't call him 'onii-chan' while he railed her?

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>>93087981
Do you even know who Elliot Rodger is? He is the embodiment of /r9k/.

>>93087922
Wan't this supposed to be how some fucker killed because of waifu? How did this end up here?

>>93088143
I hear that Adolf boy loved them.

>>93088159
Seriously was that shit?

>>93088164
But Mercer at least posted on /r9k/.

>>93088143
Don't forget Rescue Rangers started a cult

>>93088108
Sorry wagie. The vast majority of jobs will not allow you to have a gun or any other weapon on you while you work. You gotta be defenseless so you don't snap at work and make Mr. Shekelburg look bad.

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>>93088202
Rodger likely did too, considering the type of forums he was publicly on.

>>93088244
Oh Elliot, what a bag of fun you were

>>93088195
Shit. It's some guy playing in a septic tank.

Remember, if you know someone that's going through a hard time or just seems off, talk to them. It goes a long way.

>>93088295
Very important PSA, it may just save your life. When they snap and start killing people, they'll let you live because you were nice to them.

>>93088221
You're going to have to refresh my memory on that one.

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>enter thread expecting mildly-/co/ related shitposting about this killer autist
>/co/ has convinced some average-looking girl that her showing affection to a weirdo has ruined her life and now she's stuck either killing the poor sap before he kills her, or that she should accept her fate as the crazed gunman's sex toy
4chan is a magical place

>>93088315
The one in Russia, who worshiped Gadget as some "goddess" and the "perfect female". As far as I know though they haven't killed anybody (yet)

>>93088340
What more do you expect from this site?

>>93088345
I had to look this up to see with my own two eyes and damn you aren't kidding. People are very strange.

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>>93087752
>fishing for compliments

bitch you have a fucking serial killer coming for that big butt of yours, don't play any games here.

>>93086757
Six foot Twenty, fucking killing for fun.

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>>93088037
>Stair posted a slew of material under the name Andrew Blaze on Twitter and YouTube, including his own anime videos.
>anime videos.
GOD DAMN IT

>>93087140
The Roman Empire fell multiple times, and each time had a wide variety of factors from Barbarian Invasions to lead poisoning from the piping to take into account.

The times are so different it would be a pointless exercise to attempt to draw similarities.

>>93088838
>Behind him hanging on the wall were framed pictures of his anime creations, "Ember's Ghost Squad,"

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>>93088996
Yep, absolutely no need to look into it, goyim. Complete waste of your time and utterly pointless.

>>93088244
Manlets, will they ever learn

Did anyone download his journals/suicide tapes?

>>93089049
Ember's Ghost Squad confirmed for AOTY.

do we have porn of his ocs yet

>>93089259
>>>/aco/1467741

Wish me luck.

>>93089259
Shadman is working on it as we speak

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fanart incoming

>>93089305
dayum maldraw's fast

So it's basically a guarantee this guy posted here, right?

Don't kill people, you guys. Seriously. It's not cool.

>>93087392
Why's the bonus for not killing kids so low? It can't be that hard to kill 11 kids for a score boost, right?

>>93087752
If he comes on to you, just gently turn him down. Just because he's weird and socially dysfunctional doesn't mean he's dangerous. Most freaks are harmless, and a lot of them are even reasonable. If he hasn't shown any violent tendencies, there's probably nothing to worry about.

>>93089305
Nice.

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>>93089411
>>93081374#p93086200

>>93089296
I have this urge to shoot up your neighbourhood now.

>>93089504
Please no I still haven't paid for my new figures yet

>>93089495
That's not how crossposting works, you goddamn reddit faggot. Here >>93086200

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>>93089558
>teaching a redditor how to cross thread link

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In this video he mentions several surgeries and having to do physical therapy. What happened?

>>93089619
He got his pee turned into a vagoo

>>93089619
Trannies are mentally deranged

>>93089619
Oops, forgot the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHrWgPfJz0

>>93089619
He broke his collarbone.

>>93088244
holy fuck, what an unlikable self-entitled fuck

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Do you love your waifus enough to frame them?

>>93087752

No, you're fucked. You're "his" girl now, at least in his mind. So now you're screwed.

If you date him, you're dating crazy, and he'll be a control freak.

If you blow him off, no matter how respectfully, he won't take no for an answer and keep trying to go out. Eventually, it will lead him to hate you, since he will see it as a betrayal. So when he goes postal, you will be priority 1, because you're a roastie traitor.

If you don't say yes or no... well, he might remain in love, but too afraid to make the first move. That's the best case. Worst case, he prompts you to either say yes or no.

>>93086683
>Haha, look at me mom, I'm joining anonymous

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>>93088244
It's really no wonder Elliott went fucking crazy. Aside from:
>FUCKING MANLETS
he otherwise seems very attractive on a surface level. Good face, fit, intelligent, moderately successful financial given his age and his peers, and yet he's an involuntary celibate who one) feels like a complete subhuman because failure to be selected by a woman is probably the single most damning thing to a man, objectively speaking and 2) he's surrounded by both real people and media examples of individuals who are wildly successful with women despite being far inferior than him on a surface level.

All because he probably wasn't socialized as a toddler and once you miss that boat shit is just over and boys NEVER recover from that, no intervention past year 4 can correct their antisocial behavior path.

I don't know anything about his family, but I'm willing to assume he had a single mother. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

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>>93089712
yes.

>>93089053
Yeah right its hard to get a view when facts and third parties get in your way

>>93089049
>anime
truly the trash of gods

>>93089794
Except for the fact that Danny Phantom is not an anime at all.

>>93089775
Yep, single mother who found a bf around the time he an hero'd.

>>93089807
He was being sarcastic anon

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>>93086742
>Height - 10ft 3 inches

>>93089778
This is pretty sad, anon. Jupiter is best.

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>>93089529
Don't worry. You shall join them in Hell.

>>93089712
I want to get into waifu frame. How do?

>>93089775
Yeah like sometimes I feel it's simultaneously his and not his fault

>>93089840
Really I only framed it because the thing is impossible to stand up or support, and it's signed by Robbie Daymond and Christina Vee.

My waifu is a pony

>>93088047
Hey I have an incest fetish but I wouldn't fuck my sister if I had one.

>>93089867
Don't ever reply to me ever again

>>93089775
>tfw 5'6''
Y-yeah dude.

>>93084087
Second post best post.

>>93089882
same. the idea actually disgusts me

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>>93089827
Seems pretty open and shut. Young man develops an aggressive and antisocial personality disorder from a young age because of no male role model and more importantly no meaningful physical play at the toddler stage. Young man is totally unequipped to navigate intimate relationships or find a partner because of his antisocial behaviour. Young man becomes deeply resentful of women because he otherwise has all of the traits the world around him constantly tells him women want and all around him he sees individuals who are otherwise inferior in those areas but aren't crippled by antisocial behaviour so they're more successful than him with women. Doesn't have the self reflection skills to understand his own failure. Attributes it to a conscious collective decision to hurt him. His mom getting a boyfriend is the final straw because his mother up to that point was giving him some sort of womanly affection he now no longer has.

>>93089775
His father was actually a very successful film producer or something like that, though his parents divorced in his preteen years if I remember correctly.

I agree that bad socialization was probably a big part of his problem. I read his manifesto/autobiography years ago, and he showed a lot of classic antisocial traits (aggression, lack of empathy, etc.). That, coupled with the vapid, image-obsessed culture he lived in and the dangerous ideas he got in his head, really puts what he did into context.

He was pretty messed up. For a while, he actually planned on killing his younger brother (who was around 6-7 at the time) because he thought he would grow up to be socially well-adjusted and successful. He had a fuckload of issues, and they were never properly dealt with.

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Alright /co/, let's build a memorial wall in honor to Randy and the EGS. Let's see what comes out of all this.

http://the-egs.wikia.com/wiki/Randy_Stair

>>93089775
He was just insane. Listening in on your sister getting banged by her boyfriend then going on bodybuilding misc to complain about how said boyfriend doesn't know how to please his sister.

He was a introvert yes, but he had the best therapy money can buy while he lived in an apartment with 2 other roommates who constantly ask if he wanted to come out and socialize. He didn't because he thought his roommates were too beta/ugly to be of use to him. Let's not forget how much he hated being mixed race. This was one of his major pet peeves. Whenever he thought he had the upper hand on misc (which he never did) it would always dissolved into everyone calling him genetically inferior. Even other Asians would gang up him for being retarded.

He was a insomniac who would wait in his car for hours on end watching the sun fall until it would rise. Then he would nap for 2 hours in car before class. Wanted a nose job but didn't want to get surgery. His father even promised to send him any place in the world for his vacation since he had that sweet Hunger Games money.

Elliot was just a pressure cooker. All the elements were there for him to succeed. Instead he chose lament and stay within toxic communities of online forums who he thought shared his feelings.

>>93089937
>had a father up until his pre-teens

Oh then this changes things. It's still entirely possible his father didn't pay him any attention at a young age and these socialization problems can occur in all family types in young boys, but not having a single mother makes it a lot less clear a lack of physical play and socialization at the toddler stage is what messed him up.

>>93086704
He's transgendered?

>>93089928
Yep, I'm guessing that's it

>>93090023
He referred to himself using female pronouns multiple times and you can see bras/panties in his room in the video.

>>93087752
THICC

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>>93089775
>>93089937
that's no excuse to me
seeing his posts of forums he was told a billion times that he's in the wrong and why
if he wanted to fit in, he shouldn't have been such a prick.

>>93087701
South east asia has had its own islamic fundementalist problems since at least the 50s. These guys aren't from the middle east, they're local groups latching onto ISIS for either funding or brand purposes.

>>93087694
He has tonnes of mlp stuff in his room if you watch his video

>>93090054
>antisocial individual doesn't stop being antisocial when told to stop being antisocial

That's not how it works Anon.

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nuke this thead and everyone in it

>>93087440
>these types

Fuck you.

>>93090135
Found the next one. What old cartoon will inspire your rampage?

Truly he was much more unique than the other guys.

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>tfw you are too much of a coward to commit genocide in the name of your waifu
Feels bad man, I feel like I don't deserve her.

>>93090081
This. There have been many similar crisis with local Muslim groups in the Phil. Whoever those guys are, either are just a local group latching onto ISIS or only tangentially related to ISIS. The governments exagerrated and frankly incompetent response only furthers their agenda

>>93090117
Back to your subhuman general you go.

>>93090107
>self-aggrandizing
>ignorant (never even did any research on topics he talked about)
>unable to take being wrong
>petty and envious
>hates and insults everyone but expects to be liked
>entitled
>muh edge
even if you're not looking to socialize, those are terrible traits in life

I have anti-social friends and they at least have the common sense to ACT decent at the very least for the benefits
it's as simple as "hi", "thank you", and not going on a killing spree

>>93090135
Seriously what did he mean by >these types

>>93090228
>anti-social friends

>>93087771
>You being unattractive makes you MORE desirable as he now believes he has a shot with you.

Sad, but true. Bitches don't understand the desperation of the low-status male.

Men invented monogamy to stop themselves killing each other to spread their genes. Matriarchies inherently require men to kill each other and it's only media brainwashing and copious amounts of masturbation material that stop low-status males going postal in our society.

>>93090242
If you don't know what he means you're probably one of "these types" anon.

>>93090250
you could be friends with a antisocial person you know

>>93090054
Sure, but it's not about assigning blame or making excuses, it's about trying to figure out what went wrong. It's easy to say "he was a prick", but the important question is why he thought and acted the way he did. Answering that, even partially, could help prevent others from turning out like him.

>>93090168
Not him, but labeling someone as one of "those types" is a little dehumanizing, though I don't think the person meant it like that.

>>93090250
as in APD, not "I wanna live in the woods"

>>93087140
why are amerimads so myopic

>>93090273
>What did he mean by this

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From the other thread

>Tranny
>Mentally unstable

Really... hmmm makes me think

>>93090267
>Matriarchies inherently requite men to kill each other
Where the fuck did you get this info from? Do matriarchies even exist?

>>93090267
>men invented monogamy to stop themselves killing each other

Well, partly that and partly that bi-parental family units produce objectively the best offspring. Human men are radically more paternal and invested in the upbringing of their offspring than other mammals and even primates.

Most animal mothers have to prevent the father from meeting the children because they'll kill them.

>>93090284
that's what went wrong though. he shaped the way his life turned out and had multiple chances to fix it. even with his self-righteousness he should've picked up his behavior was unlikable (like insulting others)

sure your past shapes a bit of who you are but most of it is yourself. on that note he had a pretty good life

>>93090273
>Calling random people "these types"