So, yesterday I storytimed the hot garbage that was Nemesis, so today I'm storytiming something I really like to make myself feel better.
So, it's time for Nextwave: Agents of HATE. I'll do 6 issues today and 6 tomorrow. Let's get this shit rolling. Theme music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuosmf1_mKs
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Sign off if this is your first time reading this. It's makes feel good to know I'm spreading the love of Nextwave.
>>93056082
Remember: All of this is totally canon.
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Dirk Anger is the best.
>>93056156
REMINDER THAT THE BLOODSTONE BITCH IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THIS AND THAT HER FATHER IS PRETTY MUCH THE MOST UNDERRATED MARVEL CHARACTER EVER
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That is neither Dirk Anger, nor The Captain.
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I know you think should skip the letters pages, but don't. Because Nextwave's are awesome.
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So, do we have readers now?
>>93056686
Always read the primer too. Always.
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>>93056102
It is at the very least partially canon now
>>93056754
Why do I end up reading this whenever it gets posted?
Because it's great, that's why.
Thanks for sharing OP
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Canon enough that The Captain needs to show up again.
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Always.
Read.
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Always.
Bump.
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Good thing no one would ever steal this off the internet.
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Need to break for a bit to get some food. Don't this thread die on me. Or else.
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And I forget to post the page with it.
>>93057863
Bump of HATE.
Wonder what Elsa's old teammates think of her being Kid Kaiju's babysitter.
>>93057863
Back bitches.
>>93058272
Don't forget, I can't bump my own thread. Keep talking to spread the Nextwave goodness.
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The Captain is probably my favorite member of the team.
ALSO BUMP!
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Always in for a good Nextwave celebration.
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>Did somebody say Westaboo?
>>93058845
If this thread doesn't get as many replies as my Nemesis story time I'm going to be very, very disappointed in you all.
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Thanks, anon, been seeing this comic mentioned more than once here and I am not surprised. It's good. Keep posting.
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I will. No matter how many cars and street signs I have to click on.
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I always love the mug head celestial.
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This comic really made me see Stuart Immonen had massively improved. When I read his earlier stuff it always looked kind of watery and lacking in excitement (like his 0 issue of the Busiek Avengers run). Here he took on a more cartoony style and everything about his art looked snappy and fun.
It can't just be the inking because he's been using the same inker since the '90s.
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Is the implication that they're using some kind of special cosmic putdown? Or that it's just funnier to not nail down specifically what the insult is?I'm probably overthinking it...
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They're just calling him a bitch (or possibly a shit) just like Nextwave is.
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First for me OP. Thanks
>>93058877
If it doesn't last till past bumplimit I'll be thoroughly disgusted. Nextwave deserves no less.
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Nextwave is a lot of fun. Bump.
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>>93056045
Gonna have to read this tomorrow on account of being too drunk and tired. Doing good work OP
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Nextwave can still be enjoyed drunk.
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Last issue for tonight.
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That other Anon may be literally too drunk to read small bits of text. It happens.
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But look at all the funny pictures.
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>the outfit
>the attitude
>the character flaws that are both fairly believable and surprisingly endearing
I guess it happens with every character at some point, but goddam, she is so good here and so mediocre everywhere else.
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This book is special in all the right ways.
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And that's all for tonight folks. I'll do the second half tomorrow. Keep this thread going (don't about the image bump limit, I'll need to make a second thread anyway).
Good night everybody.
>>93060173
Thanks OP
I'm going to go read the rest now. Then I'll read them again when they're posted tomorrow.
>>93060482
Can't even blame you.
>>93060173
Night OP. Thanks.
>>93056082
Yeah, never heard of it
>>93056156
Oh ok, seen this page before
>>93056045
You're doing God's work op
>>93056102
>Things that are canon
Nextwave, She-Hulk fucking Juggernaut.
>Things that are not canon
Pathetic editorial attempts to retcon these things.
>Things that are going to happen about 6 years from now
Nextwave: The Movie, Except With Deadpool Instead of The Captain.
Not 100% sure how I feel about that but Ellis is way more chill than Moore and it turns out Hal Jordan knows how to make a pretty solid Deadpool movie in the first place so it would probably work out.
>>93056045
>Nemesis
Ya know, the next Storytime of Pain should have Nemesis in it.
BUT NOT ANYTIME SOON.
God, I still have fucking PTSD from the last Storytime of Pain....
>>93062785
Yeah, Ellis was admirably chill about RED being turned into something completely different for the adaptation.
>>93056686
One does not merely read Nextwave. One absorbs the visual apocalypse that is the pages through their ocular organs and hopes to survive the experience.
>>93058877
Warren Ellis is cool
Late to the party, but FUCK YEAH NEXTWAVE. Aaron is certainly my husbando.
>>93060016
>monica s mediocre
Thank you
She is really overrated on /co/ especially after Carol became captain marvel
>>93062785
>Nextwave: The Movie, Except With Deadpool Instead of The Captain.
But... but The Captain.... his name is The Captain...
>>93066030
Ellis is the only comic book writer I love as much as I hate Millar. I have zero interest in Castlevania and was sure the Netflix cartoon would be trash until I heard he was writing it, now I'm super fucking hyped.
>>93056797
Well he was in an issue of nova where he teaches Sam some very important lessons
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What issue? I must know!
>>93056045
Nextwave is simultaneously a gift from God and a curse from Satan.
>>93067909
The 2015 series issue 9 I think
>>93056865
Now, are those Marshmellow Puff chicks or live ones?
>>93068213
Considering who's having them, it's probably live ones.
>>93068213
Well, when they're blended they turn red, so...
>>93059109
I thought originally, the mug head Celestial was something Ellis made up. But no, that is Arishem the Judge. Leader of the Celestials and final word on whether your planet gets skragged or not.