/sug/ Steven Universe General

>>92440024
First for Greg is best gem

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whens the new episode

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>>92440064
Well I'll be

>>92440064
No I don't

>>92440064
I'm scared

>>92440064
Here I go
(please not slitherin)

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Post skinny

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Corruption Time?

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Gems should have guns I want to see a Gem who's weapon is a gun

>watch new /sug/ simulator
>EIGHT of my shitposts made it in
Is this what succeeding in life feels like?

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>>92440136

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Divorce when?

UPROOTED AND DESTROYED

>>92440124
For all we know, it's Lapis and Peridot falling in love and snogging on-screen, but not in the exact way she wanted them to.

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Best gem

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>>92440202
It's coming

>>92440064
Fucking christ...

>>92440207
Kill yourself

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who /aqua/ here?

>>92440064
>No Garnet
Fuck your shitty list, I reject it and I reject you

>>92440064
going to

I just heard the Diamonds get two scoops of ice cream where as everyone else only gets one.

I'm bored and can't come up with anything good to write about. Give me suggestions, /sug/.

No porn.

>>92440064
okay (you) whore

>>92440064
Can't wait for it to be some garbage again

>>92440207
I really hope it's something big. Shattering, betrayal or one of them falls in love with someone else

>>92440064
Let's see what I get

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fanfics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis.

>>92440064
rolling for Pearl

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>>92440228
10/10 cheers anon

>>92440242
Pearl driving the dondai into a ditch

>>92440243
Can we get more porn involving gem shattering? I mean people like guro so it's not like it's a huge step

>>92440064
yeet

>>92440233
Rhodolite is Garnet you dink
its a type of Garnet, specifically the garnet our Garnet is

>>92440064
Roll.

>>92440231
I tried Jerking off to Aqua this morning, it didn't work.

>>92440064
Here we go

>>92440296
What a terrible name

>>92440307
jerk harder goddammit

>>92440258
I'm drawing a blank here. Anyone want to help an anon out?

>>92440233
>Almandine
>Rhodolite
>Sessartite
>Hessonite
>Andalusite
>Grossularite

Are all different kinds of Garnet

>>92440242
Aqua tattles on Topaz, so the Topazes are separated and cut off from each other for a while as punishment.

>>92440064
Something blue or purple plz.

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>>92440318
and that's why she's just called Garnet

>>92440143
whose*

>>92440242
Lapis falling in love with Mystery Girl

>>92440064
Ayy

>>92440064
I wonder.

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>>92440231
not for sexual

>>92440064
I don't want a red gem, they're retarded.

>>92440064
Rolling for Jasper

>>92440277
>>92440337
>>92440351

These are pretty good. I'll post later once they're done.

>>92440335
Not only are you pulling that "message" out of your ass but then by that logic Lapidot is a terrible ship for this since their relationship did not happen "just because"

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>>92440064
rolling

>>92440064
Roll

>>92440064
fine

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>>92440064
Gems and minerals are cool.
Rolling...

>>92440064
How the fuck do you recalculate from the beginning?

>>92440064
no i don't

>>92440064
Fuck off

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canon

>>92440064
red diamond? lmao

>>92440457
modular arithmetic

>>92440207
No, it's just going to simply be that it never happens. Not that some big antagonistic thing or betrayal happens, but that Zuke's painstaking "buildup" goes nowhere and they just stay friends and probably more distant from each other than Zuke wrote them.

>>92440457
your number - 208

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WHERE'S THE LEAKS!?

>arguing over shipping

Kill yourselves.

>>92440476
>Aquamarine
Ok maybe it ain't that bad

>>92440399
sugar has stated that love is a core value of the show and it's pretty clear from literally every aspect of it that gems learning how to love is key

peridot struggled to understand why the cg's stayed on earth and with each other because she didn't understand the concept of loving each other - it was totally illogical to her. her redemption was centred around her learning that not all actions are logical and some things just 'are'

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>>92440479

>>92440503
Only if you come with us.

>>92440457
anon's a nigger for not adding the next set of numbers, but you basically start back at 1 when you hit 209 I think. going by that, your gem's 41, making you purple spinel
>roll

>>92440064
>Roll for X
Welp, thread's ruined.

Night /sug/

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>>92440064
DIE NINGEN DIE

>>92440064
Rolling.

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>>92440457
>>92440491
This. I had to do it twice from >>92440409 and got... fucking pink sapphire.

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>>92440515
qt boys

>>92440064
Rolling for a smug blue gem

>>92440479
That Lapis is a slut?

In a life or death situation would Steven save his dad or Pearl?

>>92440557
She's Steven's slut.

>>92440560
Pearl, but just because Greg would tell him to do so.

>>92440531
>Chrysoprase
Literally who

>>92440520
Thank you, anon.

>>92440457
it's called elementary school math
try it sometime

>>92440560
Remember the time she almost let him fall to his death? Yeah, Greg.

>>92440560
His dad because he's a much better person and Pearl is shit.

>>92440510
>sugar has stated that love is a core value of the show and it's pretty clear from literally every aspect of it that gems learning how to love is key
That has nothing to do with it happening "just because"
>peridot struggled to understand why the cg's stayed on earth and with each other because she didn't understand the concept of loving each other - it was totally illogical to her
That doesn't either
Just because love isn't purely rational doesn't mean it happens without any precedent and anything goes. This show actually takes love very seriously

>>92440242
Cool Kids talking about life.

What the heck do they think about the CG and magic, if they even think about it

>>92440064
Roll

>>92440624
Refer to >>92440592

>>92440560
He'd break down at the choice and both would die

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>It had been almost a month since Steven was rescued from Homeworld.
>After being almost executed by the Diamonds and nearly killed on multiple occasions the Crystal gems finally saved him and by the skin of there teeth they managed to get back to Earth safe and sound.
>Of course the gems were all angry at him for doing such a dangers thing and scolded him hard for what he did.
>But the gems were still more then happy to see him and after the scolding it was all hugs and apologies to one another after everything was done.
>But Lapis who was the one who saved him from near death in the first place didn't cold him or seem happy she just looked at Steven with a sad expression all the way home.
>After a few days of things getting back to normal everything seemned normal again except for one thing.
>Lapis would not leave Steven alone.
>Since day one Lapis wanted to stay over at Stevens house and never left the room without him.
>Even when he went to bed Lapis just sat next to his bed and watched him sleep with a stern face.
>Steven tired to go meet the townies but Lapis would not leave him be.
>Before he went out Lapis stopped Steven and said "Hold my hand Steven"
>Steven said "What? Lapis I don't need you to hold my hand."
>Lapis was not having any of it and forced Steven to hold his hand likes he was a small child
>All the townies were glad to see Steven again but they did fine it odd how Lapis stood by him holding his hand even more odd was how hostile she was to everyone.
>It got worse when the cool kids asked if he wanted to go skateboarding and Lapis gripped Stevens hand tight and said "No! that's too dangers for Steven."
>Steven was embbrased the whole day he was treated like a child by Lapis and forced to hold her hand.
>It only got worse from there as Lapis would never leave him no matter what she watched him sleep all night long stayed outside the bathroom and shower constantly knocking on the door to see if he was ok,

>>92440560
Pearls are made everyday. He can get another Pearl, but Greg is one of a kind.

>>92440641
Sorry Pearlfag, Greg is more important and much better than Pearl. He could literally get a new Pearl if he wanted.

>>92440064
jesus, how long did it take you to make this chart?

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>>92440540
>>92440582

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>>92440655
>Things only got worse when Lapis presented Steven a list of townies ranging from acceptable visits from Greg to Connie to Vandilya.
>To list of townies who should never be allowed near Steven such as Ronaldo Lars and Onion.
>Things hit rock bottom when Lapis officially announced Steven was moving in with her to the Barn without any warning to him or the other gems.
>There was a lot of arguing at first but Steven had to accept when Lapis threatened to leave Earth.
>At the barn Lapis had made sure to get rid of anything sharp or dangers and made sure everything was nice and soft for Steven so he wouldn't hurt himself,
>Even worse not even Peridot was around to help as she was kicked out when Lapis found out she gave the orders that got the humans kidnapped and Steven almost killed.
>Everyday Steven was now forced to hold Lapis hand or hug her her close because she was afraid of Steven getting hurt Steven felt like a spoiled toddler and it made him so embarrassed but at least Lapis was happy that her Steven was safe with her that's all she could ever ask for.

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>>92440064
Bring the rain

>>92440231
me, she's my wife

>>92440064
Nice

>>92440668
This is fucked up.

>>92440064
oh fucking boy.

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>>92440557
She's not a slut, she's a whore. She's not fucking you unless you pay her.

>>92440635
perhaps you don't understand what i mean by 'just because'

i don't mean it from a writing point of view, i mean it from a character's point of view. love forms between two characters 'just because' since that's how it works.

from a writing perspective, love doesn't happen 'just because', it happens to show how two characters can support each other and help each other grow and change

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We need more Fusion X Fusion ships around here

>>92440560
Greg's gonna die of old age or of some sort of sickness. Gems don't die so i think he'd regret his choice more if he let Pearl die

>>92440064
rollerino

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>>92440668
>gem prisoners
>vaping

>>92440712
Is that your rationalization Lapis?

>>92440231
Nah. She's terrible in everything.

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>>92440716
I'd love to see the lesser fusions interact within Alexandrite's mindscape. Maybe even see those fusions interact with their own counterparts???

>>92440714
>love forms between two characters 'just because' since that's how it works.
That is not at all how it works and case in point that's not how it happened in Peridot's arc
Do you really think her relationship with the others came about "just because"? As opposed to meaningful connection and shared experiences?

>>92440560
He'll cry and blame himself for being in this situation while Connie comes and saves them.

>>92440707
well he's a fucked up kid

I can imagine becoming obsessed with a good character like Lapis or Peridot but Pearl? Gross

>>92440024
Will fluorite appear in SU? If so would it be a fusion or a regular gem? What caste would it be etc?

>>92440064
my mom beats me

>>92440750
>good character
>Lapis
>Peridot
Jej

>>92440685
What is Lapis's expression trying to convey here?

>>92440064
The rare ones are over 100

Let's do this

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I hate Lapis but I still want her to molest me.

>>92440655
When will she reach her full yandere potential?

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>>92439958
>>92439987
>>92439990
As a lapidirt I was perfectly happy with it having no chance of happening. We had cute fanart of limbed Peri and happy Lapis, but then the zukening came.

At least there's still some cute fanart among the garbage.

>>92440750
>good character like Lapis or Peridot but Pearl? Gross
kys zuke

I'm surprised Barneyfag didn't show up in the previous thread.

>>92440746
the love itself forms 'just because' as a result of the meaningful connection and shared experiences

this is a question of why peridot and lapis should be lovers rather than just staying friends, and the answer is 'just because' since the form that love manifests itself in is random and often inexplicable

>>92440750
Just goes to show Pearlfags are literally the bottom of the barrel

>>92440231
You know. Times like this... I fucking love you, you degenerate pieces of human dregs.

>>92440800
You have to bait him with the OP

>>92440064
no

Okay /sug/ riddle me this
Is White Diamond actually called White Diamond or simply called Diamond?

>>92440814
yep, though we've already known that all along. This just confirms it.

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>>92440064
Rollin. I got a good feeling about this!

>>92440813
>the love itself forms 'just because' as a result of the meaningful connection and shared experiences
Do you even know what that expression means?
>is random and often inexplicable
But it's fucking not

>>92440784
You don't deserve it peon.

>>92440772
Something characteristically autistic.

>>92440828
>Watermelon Tourmaline
you actually got a good one

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*blocks your path*

>>92440772
She's gonna fuck a kid.

>>92440531
Nigga don't go quoting galneryus lyrics at me. I'm fucking better than you.

>>92440098
I-is there more of that aqua?

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>>92440884
I want to fuck Moonstone.

/sug/ what is the worst ship?

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>>92440792
Me too. I would rather have had nothing and left it to fandom imagination than the dull, shoehorned self-insert domestic fantasy we got.

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>>92440042
>>92440143
>>92440231
>>92440275
>>92440372
Aqua is officially a top tier waifu now, now we have to wait and see what Rebecca's plans for her are.

>>92440884
Raping time.

>>92440064
fuck you

>>92440064
ok then

>>92440924
You x Your shit waifu

>>92440924
Lapearlidot

>>92440858
it is though

there's no particular reason why lapis and peridot should be platonic or romantic in-universe, it's a case of shit happens and, in regards to why the crew might make it romantic, may be simply explained by 'its cute'

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>>92440924

It's not even close

>>92440924
its a toss-up between lapidirt and amedirt

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>>92440736
There's a difference!

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for previous thread

>>92440950
How can something be random and inexplicable if you literally just identified a cause?

>>92440935
her and topaz are shattered together for their respective crimes of not bringing the humans and fusion intimacy

i wrote this out as joke but now it actually sounds gloriously angsty, i should write this

>>92440974
disgusting

>>92440884
Do we think this is a Blue Gem or a White Gem

>>92440826
Not necessarily, he has some script which alarms him whenever a pony image shows up.

>>92440978
Why are you trying to reason with a lapidirt?

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>>92440924
You know it baby

>>92440064
rollin

>>92440986
Topaz has already rebelled, so we'll see if Aqua will try it too.

>>92440924
Lapidot and any ship involving a gem and a man. Now stop asking.

>>92440978
because there's a difference between an in-universe perspective and a writing perspective

the in-universe explanation of them being romantic is 'shit happens' while the writing explanation from the crew would be 'its cute'

>>92441005
Holy shit really? I don't know if that makes him more or less autistic.

>>92440064
Here we go again. Previously I was a Pink Chalcedony

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>>92440716
We need more fusions voring singular gems.

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>>92441000

blue, definitely

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>>92440924
Do you think anyone will kill themselves over a ship?

The shippers seem crazy enough

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>>92441033
>voring

>>92441018
>because there's a difference between an in-universe perspective and a writing perspective
You've said this already and it has fuckall to do with the argument
>the in-universe explanation of them being romantic is 'shit happens'
Except when attempting to argue that this is one of the messages the show gives you came up with an example that had a clear cause and thus wasn't random at all. So try again

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>>92441016
i feel like aqua feels that topaz was neutral or even enjoyed her presence, which is why she was shocked and sad when topaz rebelled against her

i hope to see this develop

>>92441047
More like they will hunt down Rebecca.

>>92441037
Lewd of Blue molesting Moonstone when

>>92440064
wooo rollin

>>92441031
>Pink Zircon
>Pink again

Well I guess this confirms that if was a gem I would've been part of PD's court.

>>92440560
He wouldn't be able to choose and both Greg and Pearl would tell him to save the other while Pearl angsts and cries about Rose and her own uselessness again. Then Steven will develop a new power at the last minute to save them both.

>>92441047
Let's hope they all do.

>>92440064
rolling for purple

>>92440655
>skin of there teeth
>there

>more then happy
>then

>didn't cold him
>cold

>everything seemned normal
>seemned

>hold his hand likes he was a small child
>likes

>they did fine it odd
>fine

>that's too dangers for Steven
>dangers

>embbrased

And you have terrible punctuation. Seriously, writefag, get your shit together.

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>>92440974
thank you, kind anon

>>92441071
you're just blatantly ignoring all the points i have very clearly laid out and explained for you multiple times. this is incredibly simple so i'm not really sure what i'm doing wrong to make you still not understand.

>>92441047
If even Zuke wasn't obsessed enough to I doubt it.

>>92441047
>The shippers seem crazy enough
However crazy you think a fandom can get, the reality is crazier.

Apparently at a con in China, somebody gave an Undertale fanartist a plate of homemade cookies with a hypo needle hidden in one. Because they were offended by the ship the artist draws.

rolling for red

>>92440924
Polyamorous Cool Kids

>>92440924
Lapearl. Literally no basis but hurrr they're both pretty except their designs are too similar for it to even be aesthetically appealing.

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>bitching about shipping and roll games

This thread sucks.

>>92440697
>>92440655
Do more writefag

>>92441118
Your claim: "love happens just because" is one of the messages the show gives
I have debunked this claim
You have not addressed my rebuttal
This is indeed incredibly simple

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>>92440785
>Lapis steals cloths and items from Steven and treasures them to a shrine for Steven.
>Lapis puts her hair and blood into food she bakes for Steven and watches happily as he eats her cooking.
>She masturbates to the thought of Steven and sleeps with a body pillow with a picture of Stevens face on it.
>She hates anyone who hurts or talks bad about Steven.
>She poisoned Ronaldo for that one time he almost killed Steven and stabbed Kevin to death for bullying Steven.
>She hates Connie and has a mannequin in her room with a drawn on face of Connie on it that she stabs and beats up when she's angry.
>She sends Connie scary nasty letters telling her to die and if she comes close to Steven she will regret it.
>Lapis watches Steven in bed when he sleeps and takes photos of his sleeping form.
>She also takes photos of him where ever he goes and puts it in her photo collection of Steven.
>She's even thinking about capturing Steven and taking him far away so no one can have him but her and they can start a huge family together if he wants to or not.

>>92440971
Look at this fucking foot slut, it's like she's begging for it.

>>92441141
Welcome tu /sug/

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>>92441141
lets improve it

what do you think will happen to topaz? will she be ratted out by aqua, or separated?

>>92441122
I'm almost disappointed no crazy Amedot fangirl did this with Zuke, but I suppose it'd be too much to expect those people to leave the house.

>>92440064
rolling

>>92441047
>>92441122
>mental illness exists
What a surprise

>>92440442
That looks tasty.

>>92441174
IT'S NOT MENTAL ILLNESS, IT'S LOVE

>>92441143
show me where you debunked my claim and where i did not address your rebuttal because frankly we're on complete different planets when it comes to this particulat discussion

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>>92441160


How does someone become a writefags?

cause I can't find smut that suits my tastes, so guess I have to make it myself.

Are there like, creative writing lessons on youtube?

>>92441149

and I thought Jojo girls had bad feet....or hands.

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>>92441141
Post fat gems which are at least 3 steps above shipping

>>92441146
MORE

>>92441167
>identifying with crazy amedots

kill yourself

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>>92441160
I think one Topaz will sacrifice herself so the others can escape

I hope not though, Topaz will be so sad without Topaz

>>92441138
Two similar looking skinny girls is classic yuri.

>>92441210
Such a healthy looking Lapis.

>>92440442
>>92441187
I think it would make a cool corrupted gem monster. Some kind of big multi-legged lizard or something. Too bad the CGs seem to have completely forgotten that corruptions exist.

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I hope you're all having a great day

>>92441160
Aqua would never rat her out. She's too narcissistic to admit that she almost got rekt by a Topaz fusion. TopazTopaz however will have a change of heart and try to save the Steven but she'll fuck up and get shattered. Then PTSD happens.

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>>92441160
I'm hoping she's the way Steven and Lars get off of Homeworld please sucrose

>>92441204
read lots of good fanfiction, understand common tropes, understand grammar and punctuation, start off with greentexting if you want, be incredibly self-indulgent

>>92441240
End your life

>>92440064
Herro

>>92441122
Is he kill?

>>92441222
>identifying
Where you did get that from, you defensive Lapidirt?

>>92440024
SU Critical, where you at?

>>92441146
Does she steal his clothes from Peridot and smell them? Can she track his scent from light years away?

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>>92441210
Lapis Fattis

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>>92441243
>wanting them to get off homeworld

>>92441202
>show me where you debunked my claim
As I've already said multiple times you've tried to claim that love happened at random in situations where it arose from a clear cause (Peridot's arc), which is the opposite of random

>>92440064
nibba

>>92441138
I like Pearlapis because of the wasted potential it has. The water vibe too.

>>92441231
This. They remind me of Anthy and Utena. Not yuri but Rue and Duck/Ahiru.

>>92441204
It's honestly not as hard as it looks, all you need to do is read a lot and understand grammar. If you're really bored and not in the mood to read high literature just find some fan fictions that you really like and try to pick apart the nuisances of the styles you like.

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>>92441210
Can't make this thread more shit than it already is.

>>92441234
It makes her cuter.

>>92441270
Oh no.

>>92440668
lol I just joined this guy's discord server not long ago. Is this shit real?

>>92441234

You must be an American. Fucking fat as shit.

>>92441264
SU critical critical, where you at?

>>92441250
>be incredibly self-indulgent
???

also, I don't particularly like fanfiction, I think its cause it sometimes doesn't apply to my idea of the particular media its using

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Oh. People are still leaving gimmicky reviews at that poor motel. I'm surprised they haven't just closed up shop yet.

>>92441282
i still think you misunderstand what i'm saying

in terms of whether lapis and peridot should be a couple rather than staying friends, it's literally a case of 'its cute' because regardless of whether it's romantic or platonic, the main fact is that they have a close relationship

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>>92441260
No, just got a stabbed tongue. Pretty ineffective murder attempt, really.

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>>92441270
Someone made this. Someone sat down, drew this, and thought it was a good piece of art.

>>92441291
I also like it mostly for them potentially being catty and awful to each other, but slowly bonding from subtle similarities. I'm soooo frustrated the closest they've been is Gem Harvest.

>>92441347
basically write whatever you wish was already written, rather than writing what other people would want

for example, if the fandom wants lapidot coffee au's but you want to write about jasper getting fucked by a horse, write the latter because it'll motivate you to write in the first place if you write what you actually enjoy

>>92441343
They're dead.
SU Critical killed them.

Taking a request or two while I wait on friends to arrive. Send em at me, SFW only

>>92441368
Yeah, they drew her too accurately.

The show is meant to be fluid in character design with changing heights.

>>92440064
black star sapphire pls

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>>92441270

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HEY LAPIS!!

ARE YOU OKAAAAY~!?!?!

>>92441204
If you just want to write lewds, it's basically a matter of having correct, non-repetitive prose and using it to describe a typical porn scene.

>>92441340
America also happens to be at the top of the world you starving African child.

>>92441399
Lapis and Steven being cute in the water

>>92441340
Normal Lapis isn't really healthy looking either.

>>92441361
Or there was the first half of a binary poison. You know, as a warning.
Or even a curse.

>>92441399
topaz with a flower crown

>>92441406
What are you getting at?

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>>92441388

ah, I see, in that case...

>>92441399
Lapis made of cake.

>>92441399
Topaz kissing Topaz.

>>92441407
fucking bloodstone i'm ronaldo god damn it

>>92441122
Not surprised. Asian fans are the fucking craziest. Some kpop fangirl managed to poison her favorite boyband boy.

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>>92441413
no.

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>>92441413
What do you want peri-man

>>92440064
>Hiddenite
It's me, but what the fuck, how is that a gem

>>92441399
Garnet and Topaz on a tandem bicycle

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>>92441399
This but with Topaz.

>>92441294
Cant explain why but I have a primal urge to fuck her now.

>>92441413
Peridot, I'm leaving you for Dogsper. And I'm taking pumpkin with me.

>>92440935
>beach episode with delicious Aqua feetsies

>>92441457
i find it amusing hearing people bitch about cartoon fandoms when kpop fandoms are on another level entirely

mass death threats are a custom in those

>>92441406
Why is SU so sit when it comes to art?
TTG has better art direction.

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>>92441215

It was just a normal day as Steven went to visit Lapis and Peridot at the barn but to his horror he opened the door to find Lapis standing over the corpse of Connie and the shattered shards of Peridot.
>Steven's face went white as he looked in horror Connie was lying in a pool of blood as Lapis stood over her with a bloody knife in hand.
>Lapis slowly turning her head towards him.
>Her eyes where white and blank and her blank face slowly turned to a scary smile as she saw Steven.
>Lapis smiled and said "Oh.....Steven...I'm so glad you came I missed you so much."
>A sudden jolt of fear rushed through Steven as his wobbly legs slowly baked him outside as Lapis got closer.
>Steven could only say "Bu...but why?
>Lapis stroked the knife with her finger and said "That human...she came here and said she wanted help...she wanted to ask me and Peridot for advice on how to ask you...on a date."
>Lapis cackled evilly "She dared tired to take you away from me? I can't have that your mine Steven...no one else's your mine!
.

>>92441382
One day they will interact. We just gotta wait.

>>92441223
Topaz will eventually get over it once Topaz stops returning her calls.

>>92440024
Do you think the Crewniverse likes getting BTFO constantly?

>>92441473
You like fat chicks.

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>>92441399
Amethyst chasing Frybo across the pier while the other gems and the Fryman family try to reign her in

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>>92441497
MORE

>>92441294
Why does she have Ninja Turtle hands?

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>>92441418
That's because we ate everyone else.

>>92441471
You think Sugar used Mozgus as a basis for Topaz?

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>>92441223
this will cause an absolute outrage if this happens but to be honest i like the idea

maybe not total death sacrifice but maybe one gets to escape while the other has to stay

>>92440064
Rollin

>>92441037
If they're gonna make a male gem, making him a lawyer at least has comedy potential

>>92441495
K-Pop fans are from hell.

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>>92441515
I don't know.

>>92441223
>>92441580
Only sacrifice is from Lars.

>>92441595
kek

>>92441616
>still believing Lars will be killed
k e k

>>92441595
>>92441617
Honestly, these are better than the Crewniverse's drawings.

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>>92441595
>Look at all these different styles guys!
>All of them are fucking terrible

>>92440064
keger

>>92441648
no. no they are not.

>>92441473
I want to rub against her chubby thighs.

>>92441595
tears in my eyes

>>92441595
got 'em

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>>92441648
so is this

>>92441595
>making fun of some worthless post some autistic child made

>>92441497
Now it's getting a little dark.

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>>92441595
At least they have confidence, I guess

>>92440064
give

>>92440064
Aquamarine?

>>92441685
You just described half of 4chan.

>>92441595
to be honest, they're not all that bad apart from middle bottom row

is that supposed to be arin? it's terrifying

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Look everyone it is Lapis

Say something nice to her, or horrible if you want

>>92441595
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Maybe the top right and the middle left are ok but everything else are either awfully colored/shaded, completely wanky proportions and ugly designs.

>>92441505
If we don't get a flashback to what the gems are doing then I may lose hope.

>>92441663
>>92441679
>>92441685
The Crewniverse should be ashamed at their lack of talent.

>>92441736
You're so much better than Peridot.

>>92441736
That's the sexiest Lapis ive ever seen

>>92441736
You look a little sick.

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>>92441736

>Meanwhile, at Lapis' secret lair in the barn...

>>92441734
>is that supposed to be arin?
holy shit you just made it worse

>>92441685
>17
>child

>>92441784
No Fatpis is sexiest Lapis.

>>92441595
The bottom one, evil hipster jesus, stares into your soul.

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>>92441423
>>92441423

>>92441734
>>92441755
Hi Rebecca Sugar.

>>92440064
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>92441804
JASPER GET OUT OF LAPIS' SECRET LAIR

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>>92441763
if only they could get on this level

>>92440064
Yahtzee

>>92441848
I honestly find this design appealing.
OG Lapis is just waifuing bait.

>>92441810
Most 17 year olds are still children, at least mentally

>>92441804
>seconds before jerking off in front of a mirror

>>92441835
Is Peridot okay?

>>92441838
Hello Zuke

>>92441579
Probably not, but there's plenty of crossover potential.

>>92441877
im 18 and im still 12 on the inside

>>92440064
rull

>>92441835
Aw cute. I want another beach episode

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>>92440064
Has your interest in geology increased because of this show, /sug/?

>>92440064
spam

>>92441900
Can I be inside your 12-year-old?

>>92441835
Based Drawfag.

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>>92441814
>I'm ready anon

>>92441910
I genuinely did not what a rose quartz or a sugilite was until SU aired.
Thanks to the fandom, I'm learning about new gems every day.

>>92441926
only if you make lapis and peridot important characters again

>>92441877
That's only one year from being an adult.

>>92441835
>adoring Steven and not giving a fuck about peridot
Perfect.

>>92440064
I'm going to make a shitty drawing of my Gem OC in mspaint.

>>92441970
What the hell are you implying

>>92441910
not massively, but whenever i see gems in public, i love to identify which ones i know