"Dad, I'm tired of bathing in the yard. Plus I think

llllewd

That scene didn't make sense. Bart had swim trunks on to shower, why couldn't Lisa wear shorts or something outside?

>>88483767
Bart was just washing his hair.

isn't it kind of weird for an 8 year old to be that self-conscious?

>>88483851

Isn't that the whole thing about Lisa?

>>88483851
>implying B&L have ever been actually written as realistic kids

>>88483851
No.

>>88483922
I went on the beach naked until I was 10 years old. But then I'm also not Amerifat.

>>88483143

aren't Rod and Todd gay though?

All these years and still nobody's ever figured out how to draw non-shitty Simpsons R34.

>>88483143
>>88483944
>No we're not...

>>88484036
wharglebargle

jesterbutts

lyl didn't Yeardley Smith tell the writers that Lisa can never be shown naked or getting beaten up and she always has to be be proven right in every episode?

>>88483143
Lead them down the path of damnation child.

>>88484036
Apostle nailed that shit

>>88484142
Hi, Apostle.

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>>88483939
LGTSS

>America

>>88484272
>soccer moms

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Lisa is a cute

>>88485436
The HD animation however is not.

Apostle honestly isn't that great, but he does like to come here and advertise his shit.

>>88484142
>>88486592
He needs to dedicate some time to making comics, I can only last so long with Croc

>>88486679
I drew a comic where Lisa and Janey get kidnapped and tentacle raped by Kang and Kodos. It's not that lewd though, more humorous.

>>88484272
>confusing my daughter usually ends our awkward conversations
kek top quality parenting right there

>>88483879
Lisa was originally the voice of reason till she became an obnoxious preachy mouthpiece for the writers like brian from family guy.

>>88484125
They've never shown _any_ naked lolis, not even a background character so I don't quite believe this.

>>88486746
can you post it? like on /b/?

>>88486917
Maybe later (it's on my other computer). As I said, it's more funny than lewd. Also Janey has no real personality on the show, but I kind of made her an edgy smartass here since in my perfect world, that's how she would be canonically.

>>88487032
k

>>88483851

I think 8 is just old enough for that, yes.

>>88487069
Depends on how you were raised. If it's in Burgerstan and your mother is like >>88484272, then yes.

My neighbor probably would have walked around naked when she was 11 if she'd been allowed to. She was that type.

>>88487067
I never liked cartoon smut that's just generic shitty porn poses/dialog.

>>88486813

To be fair, at that age, nothing adults do makes sense anyway.

>>88486679
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1998677

Croc isn't even that good at all.

>>88483944

They will be. Maybe.

>>88483939
Um, tell more please...

>>88484125

>and she always has to be be proven right in every episode?

If so, they gleefully ignore it.

>>88487589
He's not great but he's the best for lewd simpsons comics we have right now.

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>>88484272
Is this her?

>>88487090
Well now it might be a bit of a problem with the whole sexual emergencies the elites new pet slave class tends to have.

>>88487090
Britain is much much worse than us, especially for pedophile paranoia which is borderline insane there.

>>88484272
>her body is for our eyes only
There HAS to be a better way to phrase that

>>88488308
>>88488148
>>88484272
>worrying about pervs with cell phone cameras

Pedos aren't going to be deterred by any amount of clothing. I mean, when a hot chick walks by, you check her out regardless of what she's wearing. Why would it be different with pedos?

>>88488148
You have no idea how bad it really is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU

>>88488420
It triggers me that bongs spell it with ae.

>>88484272

> adult public nudity, sometimes explicitly sexual, in front of my daughter is fine!
> But her being naked, like most little kids have an urge to be? BOO NO BAD PEDOPHILES ARE EVERYWHERE

This is so fucking dumb

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>>88488473
>Spelling it without the ae

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>"I'll see to it that Mr Burns suffers the infernal machinations, of Hell's grim tyrant!"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828413/Theme-park-bans-single-adults-paedophile-fears-bird-enthusiast-grandfather-told-t-watch-falconry-display.html

>>88488534
I'd jack off to both, glad to see I'll get more candy in the future

>>88484142
Apostle's Simpsons work is noticeably off looking compared to the rest of what they draw.

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>"Impaled on my Nobel peace prize, how ironic."

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>"Take this item, but beware, it carried a terrible curse."
>"That's bad."
>"But it comes with a free frogurt."
>"That's good!"
>"The frogurt is also cursed."
>"That's bad."
>"But it comes with your choice of topping."
>"That's good!"
>"The toppings contain potassium benzoate."

>>88484272
Reading that gave me an erection, specially the anatomy line.

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>"I'm going to get your lucky charms!"
>"Oh no, my brains."

>>88488568

>Yeah!

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>>88483143
Nonsense, honey. You have nothing they want.

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>"At last the world is safe, eh Fallout Boy?"
>"What's for lunch tomorrow?"
>"NEXT!"
>"Chicken necks?"

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>"Careful! They're ruffled!"

>>88488644

>stares blankly

>>88486887
They've showed Maggie topless, if that counts.

>>88488745

Baby Lisa too.

Naked babies are fine on television, probably because women won't shut up about "how cuuuuute" they are.

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>"Hey where's Sideshow Bob? And that guy who kills people and then takes their faces?"
>"I'm right here Chief!"
>"Well then where's Sideshow Bob?"
>"Oh he ran off."
>"Aww geeze. Well, if anyone asks, I beat him to death."

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>"That was a right pretty speech sir, but I ask you what is a contract? Webster's describes a contract as an agreement under the law which is unbreakable. Which is UN-breakable!"

>>88486887
I can prove you wrong but I am far from home.

>>88488862
Wait, you don't mean in the Family Guy crossover. Because I think I know what you're talking about.

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>"Here we have a simple square..."

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>>88488957
>"But suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe along the hypothetical z-axis, there.

>>88488974
>"This forms a 3-dimensional object known as a “cube,” or a “Frinkahedron”, named in honour of its discoverer who n’hey, n’hey."

>>88488745
She's a fucking baby. I clearly meant ages 3 and up.

>>88488957

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there Egghead...

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>>88488994
...

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>>88489014
>"Oh, right. And of course within we find the doomed individual. "

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>Pfeh! Science! What's science ever done for any of us? TV off!"

>"Science is like the blabbermouth at the movies who ruins the movie by telling ya how it ends! Well I say there are some things we don't wanna know! Important things!"

>"I'm paralysed! I only hope medical science can cure me!"

>"Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?!"

>>88487090
This.
It really depends only on culture.
Here where I live, being nude isn't really that big of a taboo due to sauna culture, and you can have adults and children both sitting nude in a sauna together.

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>>88489173

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>>88483143
Can you blame them?

>>88483143
This scene always gave me a sliver of hope for Rod and Todd.
Its perfectly normal for boys to be curious about girls.
Maybe they are being creepy, but its a healthy departure from their sheltered life.

>>88489315
Yeah fuck that episode. Nothing but a plug for an eating disorder awareness charity that Yeardley Smith gives money to.

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>>88489241

>>88486848
Nah, Lisa was always pretty annoying. Even now it's hard to watch the episode where Homer steals cable because she's such a spoiled, vindictive little shit ruining Homer's one moment of joy.

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>>88489343
At least the episode gave us Nelson's dad... who we never saw again.

>>88489475
So did he get those cigarettes?

Homer: Aw man, why does Lisa have to be so moral? Why can't she be more like...well, not like Bart. Can't there be a happy medium?

>>88489432
She was never preach about it. Sure, some episodes showed her get on her high horse like the vegetarian episode. But back then, lisa would see how she's being the problem and will apologize.

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>>88489173
>and you can have adults and children both sitting nude in a sauna together.

I am looking for a country to take asylum in where are you from and pls tell me more about that sauna togheter????

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>>88489571
No, fuck off, we're full.

>>88489571
> Not the first man 14 years
> Cousins cottage in Sipoo
> Cousins 14v and 16v, both tytyjä, both really nice and beautiful
> Lie all day talking nice, walking, mushroom, etc.
> Give a good impression of yourself (I guess?)
> Evening sauna
> Nakedness natural thing, but a mixed sauna
> Penis already transferred the idea with cousins naked in presence of light to standby mode (does not show the size of erection but became more briskly)
> Saunokaa properly properly, and go to the ocean for a swim in the nude
> Circulate with cousins suggestive glances and smiles but no one said anything yet
> As well as my cousins that parents get enough of massacres and go get some wine and light the grill
> I and two incredible cousins in the sauna naked next to each other
> This point kovettumakontrolli betrayed and heppini horror began to comment on the fact that the cousins were 5/5
> Embarrassed and tried to cover up
> Cousins tirskuivat little but say that it does nothing, begin to present their own anatomical erikoisuuksiaan
> "Would you like to touch my tisseihin"
> Susanna seal of approval and move your hand towards the tits
> "Mut even tell I sit apply sun egg?"
> Fsst tight place, do not really know what to answer
> Father suddenly appears in the sauna
> Here on is now the state of emergency, a cousin of the girls menkääs fuck out of here
> Cousin of the girls leave and the father of shit on the stove semikiinteät tarts
> You twist your stomach lauteelle lying on the ground
> "Shit on your back now, boy '
> Okay, Dad
> Ejektoituu shit on your back
> Dad rubs it against your back and asks, "Do you like our boy do you like"
> Well, if the truth be known just as I am terribly yes
> "I'm not cold, I thought I'd like you Sä"
> Never spoken with the father paskaepisodista

>>88489571
Everyone's blind from consuming too much alcohol.

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>>88489659
Ei viddu mage, tää pasta on käännetty enkuks?

>>88489601
And that's why you can have adults and children naked in saunas together

>>88488610
They don't look like that.

>>88489728
Nah, I just don't want any non Finns in my homeland.

But in all seriousness, the recent "refugee" influx has already had the effect of people no longer feeling comfortable allowing their kids etc in public swimming pools and saunas in some places, due to the mudslimes being notoriously pedophilic in their behavior.
Thank god that we haven't had the sort of "sexual emergencies" that have already happened in Germany.

I'm German. me and my brother didn't have swimsuits as kids, even at 10 years old we still go on lake naked because my mother (who also sometimes practiced FKK) insisted kids under 11 don't need swimsuits. sometimes it was a little awkward and people give us dirty looks but my mom didn't give a shit.

the first time I feel embarrassed was when I skinny dip in my grandma's pond when I was 11 and she invites some friends over and I was totally horrified at them seeing me. they told me they've seen their own kids and grandkids naked before and it's cool. I wanted to die and so I invented excuse to go home so I could get dressed.

the older generation here seemed to think kids don't have private parts. that was embarrassing as fuck.

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>>88489754
That always bugged me too.
Its probably the safest award to land on.

>>88489802
It was made from Dynamite

>>88489802

Yo dipshits you forget the ED. Not very smert for a prize that celebrates science and literature.

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>>88489754
That scene was imagined by Lisa Simpsons and was set about 40 years in the future.

>>88489780
They're more likely to rape boys than girls because in the Islamic world, boys are kind of seen as fair game for sex while girls' honor and virginity have to be preserved for marriage.

>>88489895
That doesn't make it better in any way.
Those god damn medieval savages have no place here.

>>88489895
Yeah I remember a story about topless Femen protesters in Cairo, and these Muslim Brotherhood dudes arrested them and then decided that they were probably virgins, so they let them go.

>>88489475
He was shown several times, but he looked different each time

>>88490270
that actually makes sense in the context of his mom sleeping around

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>>88484125

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>>88489895
Phew!

>>88486887
https://youtu.be/hZIZB0MS0HI?t=1710

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>>88490270
Forgot pic

>>88490332
Comics =/= the TV show and even there, they're still too chicken to show her butt.

>>88489895

That attitude makes me sad. It's basically saying raping a little boy is less impactful than raping a little girl. Those fuckers shouldn't be raping anyone. It's hospitality 101. When someone invites you into their home, don't rape them.

>>88483900
>>88483851
>>88483143
It's pretty damn rare in any cartoon for kids to not be written like miniature adults.

>>88483143
>the widescreen cuts off her feet
Why do networks continue to mutilate their old shows like this?

>>88490540
Yeah, like >>88490332

>as if real 8 and 10 year olds would act like that

>>88490580
>>88490540
They kind of nailed it in New Kid on the Block where Bart is taking a bath and Lisa giggles at his junk.

Actually, that was one of the better episodes as far as writing them like reasonably realistic children.

>>88489475
>Nelson also has twin parents syndrome
>joining Milhouse and Martin
What is Springfield's fucking incest rate?

>>88490580
>>88490332
The part about that comic that's especially unrealistic is the boys all covering their eyes at Lisa's nakedness. No 10 year old boy would do that, he'd want to look because he's curious.

>>88488001
I give up. Who was son?

>>88490409
GREAT CONTINUITY ZOMBIEMPSUNS!

>>88490332
>Sweet Nectar of the Elysian Fields!

Yes Martin, that ass was indeed phat.

>>88490544
Because, hipsters and millenials, aka, EXCREMENTALS!

Kind of think of it, i think they just upscaled the old shows via the equivalent of Waifu2X and then they badly turn the 60fpsI, into a bad 24fpsP conversion.

>>88490910
I'm surprised that in future episodes Lisa is slated to fuck half the town, but not Martin.

The Simpsons comics were never all that good anyway; they're too cheesy and cartoony against the show.

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>>88490999
I dunno, it had it's moments.

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>>88491042
>sliding time-scale
But sometimes... yuck.

>>88490999
They're mostly just glorified fanfics. Also I get the impression they're targeted at kids more than the show is.

>>88490935
I always imagined Martin becomes some weird, angry woman abuser.

>>88490935
Nah my personal canon is just that she fucks Milhouse, Nelson and possibly a few lesbian experimentations in college.

>>88491170
He seems to have self control, but he could definitely become some kind of sick sadistic fuck.
Ultimately though the majority of women dig that shit.

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>>88490999
Remember when Snowball II became mayor, which allowed Lisa to repeal the second Amendment, which allowed the British to invade Springfield?

>>88490795
Even Bart? I think 10 years old is old enough not to want to see your sister naked.

>>88491251
I'm surprised that didn't become the plot of a Zombie Simpsons episode, also see if anyone else spotted the callback to The Cartridge Family.

>>88488473
paed - child
ped - foot
>americans will never stop demonising harmless foot fetishists as child molestors

>>88484036
Hexamous' comic is good if you like Breast Expansion and Incest

>>88489475
It changes with every episode
personally, I always liked the theory that Barney was his dad

>>88491313
>tfw there's a tape of a 9 year old me bawling because my older brothers and sisters didn't want to take showers with me anymore and I thought they hated me

Right. I need to destroy that when I visit home

>>88484272
this is pretty reasonable

>>88483944
According to the comics they grow up into karaoke drag queens.

>>88488473
You mean correctly.

>>88490332
Shit, I'm pretty sure I've read this one before. Anybody got a storytime, or at least a plot summary?

>>88494567
https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Journey_to_the_Cellar_of_the_Kwik-E-Mart

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>>88494991
Thanks!
And digging a bit deeper finds the TPB my brother bought as a kid. I wonder if there will ever be a Simpsons comic omnibus or something.

>>88491991
>implying they're not
I'll give you that they're not molesters, but that's only because they're scared of getting caught. Just look at /tv/

>>88495348
Like foot molesters or child molesters?

>>88483143
*fapfapfap* No we're not! *fapfapfap*

>>88488376

What if we gave them burkas?

>>88494473

When Americans do something, it automatically becomes the right way and all the 3rd world countries out there need to stop doing it the old and wrong way.