AH FINALLY! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DELIVERY!!!
Wait a minute...it's you again isn't it!?
Listen you little shit, if I ever find out who you are I'm gonna cut out your heart and gouge out your eyes!
Oh you think you're clever hiding in Japan eh?
Just you wait, I'm putting all of Japan on my list.
GET OFF THIS LINE!
This isn't a good time Charlotte, I'll have to call you back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FOOLS! YOU ALL WILL NOW PAY LONG DISTANCE, BY THE MINUTE, PARTY LINE CALLS IN THE NAME OF ME, AKU! HAHAHAHAHA!!!..............SO........HOW ARE THINGS?
NOBODY BUT THE SHOGUN OF SORROW, THE OVERLORD OF OPPRESSION, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL AKU MAY SPEAK THIS WAY.
YOU GET OFF THE LINE, IMPOSTER.
AND ALL OF YOU WILL BE BILLED FOR THE TIME SPENT ON THIS POINTLESS CONVERSATION!
I guess ye dinnae know who owns tha phone company yer usin'. Consider tha charges reversed, bucko.
HAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING! I LIKE TO PRETEND IM JUST LIKE ALL YOU PATHETIC FOOLS COWERING BEFORE THE MIGHTY AKU. AND WHEN I TALK TO MYSELF, I CAN CHARGE AN UNSUSPECTING SAMURAI!
No we haven't Parker.
>its like the /co of yore
AKA it's some asshole who wasn't here for the real thing trying to recreate it because he 1. wants to feel special and a part of something 2. he ca't actually come up with shit on his own
Like we've never had this thread beofre
Dick is this you?You better not be pulling those pranks again!
Its REEL NIGGA HOURZ
TAP DAT MF LIKK
I hear that Deapool movie was good. Wanna go see it tonight?
Sorry doc, waiting fer Batman v. Superman. Ain't got time fer Spider-Man without webs.