Ok, /co/ who’s up for a fun thread.
This time, you are discovering the powers of your sexual partner.
How do things go wrong in your life?
Well, this is awkward.
>be in bed with GF with powers
>wispier in her ear
>say something sexy in another language
>she looks you dead in the eye and says:
UGGGGGGHTH AGGGJOG MOOOOOGLFF!
>it is a deep guttural voice that makes your genitals shrink in terror
>this happens every night
>I love it when you whisper sweet nothings into my ear
>tell me something romantic in one of your languages
>AGGA BLAG BLAG!
My life is about to get a whole lot cooler
"The user can summon a stream of endless waves (ranging from hundreds to thousands to millions) of objects like blades, bullets, energy blasts, etc., around their target to bombard them from all sides with no hope of escape."
My climaxing just got a lot more interesting.
Oh fuck that's a winner
> TFW you end up with a girlfriend who not only decides she doesn't want your dick, she evolves to a state where it is no long biologically compatible with her.
...so, basically the same as my ex-wife.
This can't be good
Gonna tell you something, anon. Something that may ruin the whole "virgin" thing for you; it doesn't make a difference. There's no extra tightness, it would just be a bunch of blood everywhere. Unless you're some kind of psychopath, blood isn't that sexy. A girl could take dick every day, 5 times a day and it wouldn't change the shape or size of her vagina.
Having a baby, however, is different.
What am I doing with Mrs. Applebee and why does it feel so damn good?
If things are going good we can have orgasms that last for days. If bad, then she can make me edge for years. Hot either way really.
I am going to get so many STDs from her whoring around. Of all the pages I could have randomed...
>The ability to possess continuously increasing intellect
I don't know how it affects my sex life, but life in general will either be really exciting, or really fucking boring
Emit various types of gas
The power toemit a variety vapors of obscuring noxious fumes.
Well this is already good and bad depending on her mood