Ok, /co/ who’s up for a fun thread. This time, you are di

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Upgraded_Form

I win.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hypnotic_Magic

Oh boy.

>>79774509
Well, at least she will love you for who you are.
And you will love her too.
You have no choice.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destruction

I guess I can never break up with this girl for the sake of the galaxy.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powerful_Touch
Oh baby.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Bodies

Well, this is awkward.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Xenolingualism

Whoopdefuckin' doo.

>>79774621
Are you kidding?
That would be one of the best for her to have.

>>79774645
>be in bed with GF with powers
>wispier in her ear
>say something sexy in another language
>she looks you dead in the eye and says:
UGGGGGGHTH AGGGJOG MOOOOOGLFF!
>it is a deep guttural voice that makes your genitals shrink in terror
>this happens every night

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Surface_Manipulation

Literally any part of my skin can grow dicks, or become a pussy. Same with hers. This needs a drawfag.

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>>79774711
>I love it when you whisper sweet nothings into my ear
>tell me something romantic in one of your languages
>AGGA BLAG BLAG!

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>>79774377
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Illusion
awww shit

>>79774775
>she's about to cum
>she demands you cum inside her so you can come together
>AAAGREFFFHUGG GUGLEGG DOOOOORHAGGA
>she blueballs you every time this way

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Manipulation

Okay. Can't think of any erotic applications

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery

>Badassery

My life is about to get a whole lot cooler

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Manipulation

>>79774811
All experience is conveyed through electrical impulses in the brain. These impulses are a form of energy production.

Get my drift, pham?

>>79774853
That would extremely painful

>>79774377
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bullet_Hell
"The user can summon a stream of endless waves (ranging from hundreds to thousands to millions) of objects like blades, bullets, energy blasts, etc., around their target to bombard them from all sides with no hope of escape."

My climaxing just got a lot more interesting.

>Peak Human Flexibility

Best possible power for sex.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sense_Augmentation

Oh fuck that's a winner

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Beam_Emission

I, uh, I don't know.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolution

> TFW you end up with a girlfriend who not only decides she doesn't want your dick, she evolves to a state where it is no long biologically compatible with her.

...so, basically the same as my ex-wife.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Blood

I made an OC Character once with this kind of ability. Good lord, to be a teen again.

>>79774991
>make her orgasm
>she starts shooting magica beams all over the place

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fur_Generation

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>>79775018

>>79775006
>every time she periods, she heals her hymen
>she's a fresh virgin every 4 weeks
Yesssssss

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Aura

This can't be good

>>79775018
kek

>>79775040
Gonna tell you something, anon. Something that may ruin the whole "virgin" thing for you; it doesn't make a difference. There's no extra tightness, it would just be a bunch of blood everywhere. Unless you're some kind of psychopath, blood isn't that sexy. A girl could take dick every day, 5 times a day and it wouldn't change the shape or size of her vagina.

Having a baby, however, is different.

>>79774789
>Oglaf re-illusionist.jpg

>>79774377
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nitroglycerin_Secretion

Oh that's rough. I guess I die during sex..

>>79775152
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Acid

Could be worse, at least Nitroglycerin has a chance of not exploding.

>>79775120
Deflowering is a fetish of mine, that's all.nhas been ever since I was 14.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shattering
highimpactsexualviolence.bmp

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Agility

I don't need to do anything.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Body_Generation
No STDs for this guy.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Reduction

GOING IN DRY!

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Protrusion

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>>79774829
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery
ayyy

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fantasy_Embodiment

Jackpot.

>>79774377
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Empathy
oh
dolphins

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Presence
It's like I'm really having the Sex of the Gods!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice

Well I guess no off the table.

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>>79775518
great win-o chap.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Expansion
Sick.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Inducement

Give a little love and it all comes back to you~

>>79774621
Dude, this is one of the top ones.

>>79774853
She can bone you
>>79774877
For you

>>79774377
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Sense

interdasting

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Old_Prime

What am I doing with Mrs. Applebee and why does it feel so damn good?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atlantean_Physiology

Aww man, fish smell

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Soul

I don't know how to feel about this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Perception_Manipulation

If things are going good we can have orgasms that last for days. If bad, then she can make me edge for years. Hot either way really.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement

I am going to get so many STDs from her whoring around. Of all the pages I could have randomed...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Augmentation
Motherfucker, as if women aren't already great at this...

>>79775018
I'm so sorry for you.
Of course this one would go to someone who isn't a furry.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Genie_Physiology
So she had godlike power and can grant any wishes I want, this will be fun.

>>79775474
>she is about to orgasm
>suddenly her vagina transfromes into a gun
>your dick is trapped inside the barrel
>she fires

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Mimicry

Not bad. She can release plant pheromones and shit to get me even harder.

>>79774621
This is one of my biggest kinks. I'd love to be overpowered by a bunch of the same lady with one mind.

>>79774377

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Mutation

Not at all. She changes shape (if she feels like it) before we do it by plugging herself in the mains and that's all.

>>79774377
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Surfing

I go broke on fire-retardant clothing

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>>79774377
>my sexual partner

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision
I wanna see other people.

>>79774377
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stench_Generation

Dude.

>>79775018
Haha.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryo-Phasing

This could end bad

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Clawmanship

She bites her nails really short. Guess I'm safe.

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>>79776943
Dude.......

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Wisdom
I honestly don't know.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Werebeast_Lord_Physiology

I can dig it

>>79774377
You're the guy at the party who tries to engage everybody in party games to "liven things up a bit"

>>79774377
This is way too appropriate
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Empowerment

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defense_Calling
This is actually perfect for sex.

>>79777099
No, I'm the guy who gives 5 normal people fire extinguishers and 1 pyromaniac a gallon of gasoline with a few matches just to see what happens.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Virtue_Inducement

only missionary for the sole purpose of procreation, if that

>Intelligence Infinitum
>The ability to possess continuously increasing intellect

I don't know how it affects my sex life, but life in general will either be really exciting, or really fucking boring

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fearlessness

convenient

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Absorption

Fuck yes, I will never be fat. I'm very okay with this.

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Power/Ability to:

Emit various types of gas

The power toemit a variety vapors of obscuring noxious fumes.

Well this is already good and bad depending on her mood

>>79777179
Not that guy, but I think we'd get along.

So long as you realize I might break a pool cue over your fucking head for releasing a pyromaniac and getting him near me.

>>79777398
Are you kidding me?
WTF would I stay in the building after I give the pyromaniac the matches?
I would get out of there and watch from outside.

>>79774377
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soulmate_Connection

Assuming that we would be soulmates, things seem like they'd be pretty amazing