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ITT: You live in Beach City
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That shit looks ready to be swept away by a storm surge.
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>>79760022
I buy a rifle chambered in 7.62 to protect me from the bimonthly monster attacks.
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>>79760022

I think I got space herps from some purple bitch in the alley by Cone 'n' Son.

Pistachio swirl was good, though.
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>>79760313
That's just dysentery.
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I move away.
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I have a job at the visitor center
I tell tourist to leave for their own safety.
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those magical rock ladies really have something going on.
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Is there really no road leading up to the Lighthouse, it's all just grass?
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I actually do live near what's considered beach city and go there all the time, from what I can tell it's based off of ocean city Maryland.
>Beach city walk fries is boardwalk fries.
>funland arcade is playland arcade
>big doughnut is fractured prune
And you can occasionally see utz chips in some scenes which isnt found outside of a few States.
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>>79760539
Mayor Dewey pls go.

Tiger Billionaire 2016.
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I don't want to live here, it's completely infested with hipsters and lipstick lesbians.
I move the fuck away as fast as I can.
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>Mfw I live in DE and a 25min drive to Lewes and another a few more to Dewey Beach and Ocean City

It's boring as fuck, don't come to Delaware, just keep driving. It's the second or third smallest state and everything is flat, the land, the people, the personalities, everything.
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REMOVE XENO SCUM FROM PREMISE!
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Think I'll open a bar. These people seem stressed out and depressed enough. Then I could collect the insurance money after the gems wreck the place. Hopefully Lapis.
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>>79760566
It's based off of Dewey Beach, even has Rehoboth Bay in that map

n the real Rehoboth Beach, there is a candy store called Dolle's Candyland which is parodied as Danny's in Steven Universe, a restaurant called Bricker's Famous French Fries which has a french fry mascot, and Funland is an actual amusement park for children.

Rehoboth Beach, Bethany Beach, and Dewey Beach are all in Sussex County, Delaware in real life.
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>>79760022
where's roses garden?
how come we've never actually seen Dewey Park or those hosues for that matter?
why is the Funland Amusement Park on the opposite side of all the beach side stores, and arcade which Mr. Smiley works at both apparently
why is there no proper trail to the Lighthouse?
what is "???"
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>>79760022
>tfw sell shwag to Ronaldo for top-dollar
>save good shit for purple homegirl
Nanafua pays in pizza, little indian yoda lady got the glaucoma
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Think it's expensive? It is by the water.
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>>79760669

I remember thinking I was clever with my idea to open a French Fries themed resturaunt.

It be done up retro 50s like that diner in Back to the Future2 and I'd name it Marty McFries.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWM9t_opQIU
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>>79760914

Property values have probably been shit since forever with gems so close by. Beach City is a dead end street for misfits and psychos.
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>living in some tourist town shithole
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>>79761006
nah most of the super natural stuff seems to be kept relatively under wraps considering no big government has put their eyes on the city at any point apparently (or its just the writers asking you to have a little suspension of disbelief because they don't want government to have a big role in this show)
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>>79760914
Frankly the most unrealistic thing about Beach City is that lighthouse park hasn't been developed. That's some prime real estate right there, think of the views.
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>>79761164
That's what the government conspiracy is for.
They'd need permission to rezone for development, which the mayor's office continually denies.
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>>79761083

I don't think their is much of government. Their Earth developed for thousands of years with all that left over gem shit floating everywhere.
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I fugg the pearl
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>>79760169
7.62x39, 7.62x51, 7.62x54r, or 7.62x25?
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No churches
No police force
No bad vibes
No authority above municipal level
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>>79760566
Shit, I never realized Utz weren't a nationwide brand. Born in DC and Utz are everywhere.
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I WANT TO FIGHT THAT POLE, BOX, AND THAT PURPLE GLOB!
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>>79760022
I call the government telling them that there are fucking sentient magical rocks living there.

send pictures, videos, etc.

Laugh as the military comes and takes them away for experimentation as Steven cries.
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>>79761441
>implying there's a federal government in the Stevenverse
>implying humans would be able to beat magic space rocks
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The Eastern Shore is nice to visit, but I sure as shit wouldn't want to live there.
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>>79761419
Shit nigga, who don't?
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>>79761543
Well it's in a psuedo-united states right?

Let's see how the gems stand up to a nuclear strike.
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>>79761616
Fun fact, WW2 didn't happen in Steven Universe's universe. Maybe they don't have nukes.
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Don't go to the Big Donut tomorrow.
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>>79761386
The was never an option
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>>79761676
I'm sure a decent sized bomb would do some major damage.

I mean amethyst got hurt falling off a small cliff.

Pearl got stabbed by a sword.

I think i good sized bomb will take them out

>Maybe war doesn't exist

bullshit, humans exist, then so does war.
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>>79761441
>>79761543
The US government probably already knows in that the gems seem to have some role in altered American history. There's gem imagery on the money, and if gems helped colonists, I would not be surprised if they were involved in the Revolutionary War. Hell, Benjamin Franklin was probably one of Rose's old human playthings.
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>>79761759
So you're telling me that the government is incompetent?

Seriously, harvest these things. They are "living" weapons.
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>>79760581
speaking of Tiger Billionaire, where is he? I miss him and Purple Puma's teamups, it's like PP is just a shallow excuse for violence without TB.

And what ever happened to those League of Professional Wrestling Haters? They were a great new gimmick and only got used once?

I feel like that chick who hangs out with Steven (she like his mom?) would have loved the sunglasses one. You know, the one with the square hair?

>>79761725
Steven, go to bed, okay? I get you're upset about Cookie Cats no longer being sold but you can't cause chaos over a damn ice cream sandwich that managed to be soft, creamy, and still have a crunchy cookie-...

Fuck, I miss those things.
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>>79760022
>Funland Amusement Park

t-shirt where?
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>>79761745
I never said war didn't exist. That would sure make for a boring world. Also, yeah, you're right. Bombing would definitely be the best and most practical way for humans to fight gems, or anything for that matter.
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>>79761794
Government probably lets them do whatever as long as they contain corrupted gem threats. And really, this is Rebecca Sugar's world we're talking about where the majority of the population is somewhat nice and tolerant. The US government would never go full ET in this setting.
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>>79761794

That's like saying we need to harvest Hercules, Merlin or Sun Wukong.
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>>79761925
Where do you think Merlin went? He's locked up underground powering CERN.
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>>79761759
>Rose liked Greg because he reminded her of old Ben.
>Greg decided to play on this once and greet Rose dressed in a Benjamin Franklin costume and read off his treaties on taking an older woman as one's lover.

And that's how Steven was conceived.

also.

>Garnet began doing the glasses thing because she likes the Secret Service's style.
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Anybody remember when that giant hand came here? What was up with that? Was it a prank or something? Pretty lousy prank if you ask me. Didn't even flip the bird once.
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>>79761915
So a world that would literally never exist, but then again, it's a cartoon, so i guess I'm asking for too much.
>>79761925
Well the thing is those stories existed in more or less ancient times where normal humans still used bows and arrows and those guys could throw mountains and humans were powerless against them, even united.

The gems exist in a MODERN world, one with tanks, jets, and guns. We could stand up to them. Hell, we could destroy them. But a smart government would detain them and figure a way to make more and create an army to fight the soon coming evil gems that these race-traitors have brought onto the planet.

But that's me trying to bring realism into it.
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>>79761999
You just missed it.

Speaking of weird occurrences, anyone else get assaulted by the Beach City Fries mascot? We're putting together a class-action lawsuit.
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>>79761441
>>79761759
>>79761794
The government is run by sneople, they're too busy pitting humans against each other with elections, sports, and anime message boards to care about some weirdo space aliens that have already been chilling here for thousands of years.
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>>79762281

You know that's a small business and not a chain, right?
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>>79760169
>not 5.56 NATO
Why are you a slavaboo?
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>>79760022
I just came here for vacation...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
WHY ARE THERE ATTACKS BY MONSTERS AND ALIENS AND METEORS AND SHIT EVERY WEEK? WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FUCKING BLASE ABOUT IT?
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>>79760566
We have Utz in Ohio
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>>79762339
Go to bed Ronaldo. There's no such thing as sneople.
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>>79762339
Only 12 states? What's up with this timeline?
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>>79762560

No sales tax.
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>>79762605
Country was founded late, due to Gem interference. So basically the first 100 years of the country didn't happen. Going by the 12 stars and the snake emblem, the US may have only just seperated from England.
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>>79762605
12 colonies?
Maybe there hasn't been much expansion into the interior of the continent with all the gem shit around?
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>>79762605
>>79762673
alternatively, rhode island or delaware might have gotten merged with a larger state/colony.
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>>79762721
Delmarva is (in part or in whole) Delaware, Maryland and Virginia. We know there is Keystone, which is Pennsylvania. Kansas has been named as the home of the Hollywood expy, so that's 3. I'm guessing that the states are larger, possibly extending westward through the midlands like the original boundaries.
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Are we not gonna talk about how all the water disappeared for a couple hours. Like, all water. My Zephyrhills bottles flew through the ceiling.
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>>79760590
Delaware is beautiful tho

also
>not just driving those 25 minutes to Jew York or any other fucked up city for kicks
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>>79762809
>there will never be a comprehensive atlas of the Steven Universe
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>>79760022
I wouldn't mine living there though I might have to get a job out of town. I wonder who well their tech industry is going.
They do still use flip phones...
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>>79763304

Tv's are still boxy and Steven has a Gamecube.
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>>79763499

Although he also has a smartphone. It's weird.
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>>79762012
If that happened in the show it would just be a Dragonball homage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuNMKxc0leY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7LtO29P2ms

And you're forgetting about Future Vision. It's possible anyone who might end up planning to attack the Gems ends up photographed having sex with a huge purple dude and gets discharged
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>>79762809
>Kansas has been named as the home of the Hollywood expy
I still say that's a joke
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>Be me
>Heading to bed for the night
>Home is rustling due to gem monster infestation
>Fall asleep late
>Wake up
>Some blue lady waterbending the beach
>Go back to sleep
>Beach is gone

How was your day?
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>>79761725
that movie was a hell of a lot better than it had any right being
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>>79763619
I was out for a walk when I was suddenly buried alive under thousands of vending machine capsules that rained from the sky. Then they all just disappeared.

Such is life in Beach City.
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So... a buddy of mine told me he saw a giant green and red monster chasing after a van screaming.

Ironically I heard loud noises that sounded like footsteps that night... Haven't talked to him about it since.
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Is everyone in this world just retarded or something? Even in Invader Zim, where the average IQ is in the negative hundreds, people still freak the fuck out when Zim's disguise is compromised. In Steven Universe aliens and monsters are running in plain sight yet everyone has about as much of a clue about as the Hartley Hooligans. Fuck, if human stupidity were robots, Steven Universe would be to Zim what Gurren Lagann is to Mazinger Z.
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>>79763499
He's probably owned that for years.

Steven doesn't seem like the type of kid who wants the newest and best thing. He's happy with an out of date console and old single player games.
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Who are the hot ladies who fight tthe monsters?

Why are they on my money?
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>>79763828
If monsters were an everday occurrence that hadn't already made you move away, why would you freak out about them?
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>>79760566
Massfag here.
Utz are literally the best potato chips so I don't know why they wouldn't be everywhere.
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>>79761961
Can I get some pants?
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>>79763828
More like you are stupid anon, monsters and magic are just an uncommon natural occurrence in their world, humans get used to things.
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Spend all my time researching a way to harvest a gem for it's power, creating a gauntlet and making the galaxy bend to my will.
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>>79763830
Man, I wonder what games he's collected for that thing?

Can you imagine him gathering Amethyst, his dad, and Connie for Smash Bros parties?
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>>79760125
Dude, the town is regularly fucked up by magic aliens.

Everything is made of cardboard to save on building supplies and they presumably do A LOT of business during a very narrow tourist season we never see.
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>>79765872
He strikes me more as a Four Sword Adventure kinda bro.
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>>79760022
Do my munchies still taste the same?
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>>79766145
Karl you fuckin idiot
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>>79766157
I'm just starting with basics, I want to know if my munchies will still taste the same
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>>79760022

...That's the biggest damn water tower I have ever seen.

>>79763574
>a huge purple dude

...Oh God

>>79763828

If it keeps happening and there is nothing anyone can do about it, what are you going to do?
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>>79760125
It's like you've never been down to the Keys
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>>79761725
Anyone have the world map that showed Africa all fucked up?
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>>79766292
>90 degree angle streets
Where the fuck do you live that this isn't common, central Europe?
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>>79766292
Most of the times the main character does have a fancy house you dumbshit
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How come no one cares about the fuck huge statue thats under the lighthouse and facing the sea?
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>>79766359
It's always been there. Why should we care about it?
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>>79766359
There used to be a fence

>>79766292
>less places for people to live than a skyrim town
I'm pretty sure there's only like 20-ish families that live in Beach city, and there's more than enough for them
>huge water tower
what's wrong with that?
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>>79760551
There is a dirt path leading to it.
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>>79766331
Anywhere that's not North America?
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Honestly, it's not so bad. Internet and power grid is a little janky, but since I don't go outside very often there's never really much weirdness to deal with.
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>>79766279
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>>79761563
Hell no, I'm fine living a half hour away and having to drive to the beach
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>>79766677

Yeah, no worry about tidal waves.
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So last week, my bro bought a watermelon that looks like that werd kid, and the next day, the damn thing starts attacking us.
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>>79763828
>In Steven Universe aliens and monsters are running in plain sight yet everyone has about as much of a clue about as the Hartley Hooligans.
They live in an alternate earth timeline where humanity is aware of magic and aliens and shit but tends to avoid fucking with anything that smells of weird due to the high chance of death and/or dismemberment.

That's also why nobody wigs the fuck out over the gems.

Also all the monsters are explicitly after the gems themselves who live away from town and were there first.

Another major difference, no holidays.

Also, IIRC there was no WWII. I don't remember all the details on the major differences between SU Earth and our Earth, it's been a while.

Oh, they use $2 as a common form of currency.
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>>79760022
how does a town that size need such a fuckhuge storage facility?
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>>79766804

Notice they don't have a grave yard.
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>gems feed on life force from the local area to grow
>presumably gem fragments do the same
>the cluster is made of gem fragments
>the cluster is big enough to destroy the earth should it reform
Why the fuck is there still life on the planet?
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>>79760022
WOW, even though there are space aliens in town causing havoc on a regular basis thanks to their faggotry, the town is still boring as shit!!
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>>79766792
>the monsters are explicitly after the gems themselves.
As is if they didn't have to take a warp pad to go after monsters.
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>>79766949
>As is if they didn't have to take a warp pad to go after monsters.
You ever wonder why the monsters seem to congregate around warp pads?

When's the last time the gems had to take a road trip to fight a monster?

They're attracted to gem tech. The Temple itself was attacked more than once.

Fuck, Pearl outright says this shit near the end of season 1.
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>>79766970
Gem monsters are attracted to them but the fact that they go after Gem monsters in other areas proves that the monsters don't go directly to them, thus wreaking havoc on the local populace.
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>>79766900

Well... the Amethysts grew in close vicinity to each other, but the damage seems to be limited to the Kindergarten. And the Cluster is huge, but it has the entire planet to feed on.
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>>79767006

There aren't that many gem tech sites on Earth... and they're often in pretty inaccessible places.

That giant sea in Russia is probably crawling with sea monsters though.
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>>79760669
As someone who grew up in Rehobeth this is surreal.
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>>79767006
> thus wreaking havoc on the local populace.
All gem sites are thousands of years old.

What fucking local populace is going to move into monster infested ruins that people have known are bad juju for all of recorded history?
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>>79760022
Hm. I tried to explore this fuckhuge statue but this woman that sounded like Estelle stopped me.
She had this lanky ass woman with some kind of jewelry on her head with her. She was hiding behind her for some reason.
Later I ran into this purple dog that stole my lunch and spare oil I had for my car.
There's also this fat kid with a jewel on his belly, he sure loves donuts. Must've eaten a bakers dozen.
The car wash is pretty nice though, looks like they got new brushes. It's owner is this washed up hobo dude that sits around with a guitar most days.
All and all, I'm not sure what's going on here but the people seem normalish?
I ask though, why do they all have jewels on them?
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>>79767024
>pretty inaccessible places.
To a human or to a Gem?
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>>79767045
Then why the fuck is there a city near a fucking temple?
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>>79767066
>Then why the fuck is there a city near a fucking temple?
Magical girls clearing out all the monsters I would assume.

I mean realistically the monsters probably do less damage than your average Nor'easter
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH M-MUH FEEEEEEEELLLIIINNGGGSS!!
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>>79767049
I think the jewels are part of some kind of cult thing. I asked the tall one with sunglasses, but she just stared at me for a few seconds before walking away.
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>>79767093
Realistically human expansion.
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>>79767135
Well, that too. I don't care how many monster attacks there are each year, beach front property is breach front property.
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>>79767153
And worth it.
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>>79767058

To a penguin.

>>79767132

Would be an expensive sort of cult. Pearl, in particular, would fetch millions.
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>>79767132
She doesn't talk much.
Maybe she's foreign?
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There's a LION on the beach? WTF?

Is there a circus in town? It's all pink... a promotion stunt?
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This fat kid with crazy hair comes with with crazy shit all the time, usually screaming it at people. I dunno what drugs he's doing but I want some.
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>>79766558
Not bad
Only Russia, Australia and the Middle East are fucked
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>>79767187
Cirque Du Soleil was doing some kind of thing recently with a pink theme. Probably going to beach city soon?
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>>79767187
Dude, just leave it be. I saw that thing puke out a wormhole the other day, and then later, some chubby kid crawled inside it, and came out with a sword. That thing ain't worth the trouble.
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>>79766558
what the hell happened to South America. The other stuff I can understand bits being broken off or completely wrecked but South America has with huge tumorous landmass on it's eastern seaboard and what looks like a new chain of islands or the remains of a shallow land bridge leading to Africa
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>Greg's boy invites me on a gem adventure
send help
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>>79767341
Eh, I heard the Miller girl and her boyfriend were only missing for a few weeks when he took them on an adventure. You'll probably be fine.

Might want to bring a book, though.
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>>79763574
But nappa is like 1000X stronger than any of the gems, I'm pretty sure a tank shot would wreck a gem.

Also Future vision didn't work so well against her first fight with Jasper, it's really hit and miss.
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>>79767194

And India. And Africa.
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>>79765844
This guy knows what's up. I also heard he's a doctor.
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>>79767289
a chunk of africa is now on south america
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>>79760669

Looking at maps of the region, I think it's safe to assume that the city is in one of two locations;

>Bluff Point, if the original thin strip of land south of Dewey Beach somehow got destroyed.
>Cape Henlopen Beach, just to the north; even has a lighthouse, but requires Delaware Bay to be renamed Rehoboth Bay.

Dewey Beach itself doesn't face the right way for Rehoboth Bay to be located above Beach City in the map. The Temple would be facing to the left, with the mainland to the right of the map, for that to be possible.
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>>79760022

Just moved here the other day, got to meet some interesting folks. The girl who works at The Big Donut is really sweet but her colleague seems like a prick. Didn't even say "hello" or anything when I walked in, he seemed to be too busy trying to look cool or edgy or whatever, but to me he looked like he was having a stroke.

Tried out some local food, but there's not much to pick. The fries I bought from the stand were goddamn delicious. There was this chubby little kid who, according to the guy who works there, orders nothing but fry bits. Why would you be eating leftovers when the actual fries are much better? He was accompanied by this strange girl; purple skin and very light, flowy hair, and daaaaamn she's quite a shortstack. Seemed pretty fun to be around, even gave me a small packet of what she calls "fire salt", told me to be careful with it when I put it on food. I decided to try it out later.

Local pizzeria....eeeh, I've had better pizza, but this one's digestible. Once your stomach gets used to it.

The mayor tries to come off as a competent, bold leader, but he seems to be a nervous trainwreck if you ask me. His son seems to be embarassed of him, but he's a cool kid.

There was also this guy who seems to run the local arcade and the amusement park, no matter how he talked he -always- had this weird grin on his face. It was reeeeeeally creepy, if you ask me.

Some of the townsfolk say there's a huge temple on the other side of the hill, I may go check it out tomorrow. What should I expect?
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I would bully Lars, hang with the cool kids and teach them how to smoke weed to make them more cool, go watch some anime with Ronaldo and hope he has good taste, date Sadie, and that doesn't go as planned I would date Sadie's mom. That slut needs a good fucking in her life. Life in beach City wouldn't be so bad.
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>>79767718
>I would bully Lars, hang with the cool kids and teach them how to smoke weed
Few things in life are as fun as bullying Lars. Don't sell to that pizza chick though, girl's got no sense of loyalty and will narc your ass out for a laugh after trying to fuckin' haggle the price of a quarter. Oh well though, at least there's no cops.
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>>79760022
Man the Big Donut is in such a shitty location
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>>79767740

>Fucking Sadie's mom

You got some good taste in MILF.

The other MILF's are married and would never cheat behind their husband's backs.
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>>79767633
I forgot about Cape Henlopen Beach, you're probably right.
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>>79767512
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
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>>79767289
Rose Quartz heard about the horrors of the atlantic slave trade, got confused about what the problem was, and just smashed West Africa into Brazil
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>>79767194
Australia's actually way better. What was desert is now coastland, so we have far more arable soil, the fracture is too far west to have cracked the Great Artesian Basin so we still have groundwater, and Perth is completely obliterated.
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>>79767432
Unfortunately they broke Peridot's scouter, so we'll never know.
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I live in OC on the easr coast. AMA.
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>>79766900
The gem shards already sapped the life force from where ever they were grown,Peri said the cluster is incubating, maybe the geothermal heat is melting the gems into a giant lump?
>>79768216
I've considered moving there, is that a dumb idea?
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>Day 23 in Beach City
>Determined to escape this saccharine nightmare, I acquired a van and began driving out of town
>after half a tank of gas, I was still in the middle of nowhere on an empty highway
>drive back to only civilization I know to exist
>Carwash guy's cool, say's "THERE's my van!" and laughs
I think this is hell
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>>79761563
I lived in Rehoboth for two years. Sucked. Local girls are super easy though. Except when you date them for 3 more years and they break your heart.
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Hey guys. Me and some of my frat bros are gonna try and sneak into that giant gem building on the beach. Well keep you posted as we go. It's gonna be fuckin rad.
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Who Delaware here or at least has visit Delaware and the local Beaches?

Kent County here
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>>79768445
Alright, there's nobody here right now. We poked around, but we can't find a proper entrance. There's a house built into the cliff though, and robs trying to get in through a window
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>>79768470
Rob made it in. He opened the door, and it's just somebody's house. Except that the back turns into some temple bullshit.
There's nowhere further in I can see. Any advice?
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>>79760022
Now that those Gem ladies have been gone for about a month my monster hunting career has really taken off! I've bagged two of those big ol' critters already. I tell you having brothers in the military makes it great to get your hands on the kind of gear that makes it easier to drop these things. Plus, did anyone else know these things leave behind gems when they go down? One was as big as my fist and the other was nearly as big as my head! I've got buyers lined up for them and that should bankroll my operations for at least the next year.
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>>79768493
Alright, Fred fell down a hole somewhere. Rob said we should follow him down. Geronimo!
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That blue chick with the pointy nose is cute as fug. I wanna ask her out for pie.
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>>79768558
Fuck guys, we've been falling for like a minute. I hope dying doesn't hurt, cause I don't think we're surviving this fall.
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>>79768512
I don't think that's a good idea, anon. If those monsters turn into gems when tey die, couldn't that mean those same gems could give birth to new monsters?
Wait, what if even normal gems can make monsters? We need to warn people.
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>>79768622
Alright, shits getting wierd. The fall slowed down and now were in a cave. We gotta be like a mile underground.
Fred isn't here though. Were trying to find him.
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>>79768512

Bro, if you're gonna keep those gems, keep 'em in some tight sealed box or something that can't be opened easily. Saw some chubby kid putting one of those in a bubble and saying how now it can't "reform" or something. At first I thought it was bullshit, but I took down one of those monsters and decided to leave the gem be for a few minutes. And wouldn't you know it, that fucker just popped back to life like nothing happened, so I had to waste more of my ammo to take it down.

Seriously though, any kind of box or jar that's just small enough for the gemstone to fit in should do it. Been days now since I did that to the one I got and it hasn't even budged.

Although I am seriously tempted to look up that kid and just give it to him, he seems to know what the hell those things are.
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>>79768754
The caves down here are way too big. We've been wandering for ages. Found Fred though.
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>>79768256
>>79768256
Yes and no. Flooding over here is real. Just had two flood in the span of three weeks, water went up to my porch. Disregarding that, the area itself is nice. Lots of small businesses and low low low crime make it a wonderful little town. If you can tolerate the tiniest extra bit of racism and hyper Christians, its a great place to live.
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but I DO live where Beach City is based off of. Not nearly enough old people on the show though.
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>>79769073
NJ?
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>>79760901
> Not selling bud to the neurotic, anxiety ridden mess that is Pearl
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>>79760022
Me and my friend move down there, get shit jobs, get a cheap house and make sure the M24 is prepped for the bullshit that always happens in this town
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>>79767289
Brazil got lots of rightful clay
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>>79769073

Rehoboth Beach? My Aunt lives there, I go every year.
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>>79769146
Southern Delaware/Atlantic coast part of Maryland, and yeah there's a shit load of old people here
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>>79768256
>maybe the geothermal heat is melting the gems into a giant lump?

Hey. HEY! How IS the Cluster surviving down there??
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>>79760022
I'd probably live there, if I could. I go to uni in Delmarva anyway, so it wouldn't be too much different than what I'm used to anyway.
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>>79760590
It is pretty boring, but I like to go to Rehomo in the summer. Finland is, well, fun, and the boardwalk is nice
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>>79768460
I just started school in Wicomico, MD. I'll probably visit DE when the weather gets better. I've never been.
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>>79769603
Delmar?
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>>79760566
In NJ we have Wunderland amusment park/arcade and Tilly's Boardwalk fries. These ocean boardwalk towns are interchangeable.
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>>79768194
Considering Nappa razed a city by raising 2 fingers, I think it's a safe bet.
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>>79760022

I refuse to belive if there are american towns has such a perfect grid system.
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Can I have sick Jojo Adevetures, and totally avoid the entirety of SU? Like, Stand Battles with lars, or fighting Pillarmen?
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>>79772861
No.
Because JoJo a shit.
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>>79766558
>That Russia

Man I can't even begin to imagine how different the world is now the Great Eurasian steppe is gone.
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>>79766279
>Africa all fucked up?
It's nothing compared to Russia.
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Kill lars.
Prepare to kidnap and rape amy
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>>79760022
I can't wait to move away from this hellhole. Fuck Beach City.
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>>79768460

I'm up in new castle county myself.
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>ran into a crazy guy who tried to tell me the government is run by snake people
>car broke down and that Garnet chick helped me push it to the gas station
>saw a girl playing with swords with that Steven kid.
>went to the fry shop, but they didn't have any ketchup
This has been an interesting day.
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>>79773850
You don't have to imagine, it's where the galaxy warp is.
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>>79762605
They have more states than that, they just use the old flag as a reminder of the original 12 colonies.
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>People saying the government is run by rats
>Rats claim it's run by snakes
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>>79761676
Maybe Hitler died in WWI so he couldn't come into power?
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>>79767194
Nigger what are you smoking. The Midle East is still the same
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>>79762012
What about the fact that gems have been on earth before humans even existed and the fact that crystal gems probably have some sort of immunity pact with the governments due to them defending the earth from homeworld invasion? Or how about the fact that gem tech is still miles above any human tech and seemingly magic. Rose could've just deflected any attacks and heal injured comrades with her tears at ease, not to mention fusions. You think the U.S government wants a fucking gemzilla slapping their shit around?
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>>79777344
>The Middle East is still the same
>The Middle East isn't fucked
Pick one.
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>>79777146
maybe WWI didn't happen either
maybe germany is still an empire.
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>>79777395
They aren't really defending the earth from invasion. they are 3 (used to be 4) gems, against an entire world of them. They are more or less refugees that have infested the world with horrid creatures that could threaten human life. At this modern point they are more of a liability. Especially considering they really aren't that terrifying, saving Lapis. But with modern tech like a .50 cal sniper or a drone strike, you could take the gems out in a flash.

I still think harvesting them to create super soldiers/weapons is the best option, for when the gem home world decides to really come to earth, 3 gems and a fat semi-gem won't do shit against a whole planet.
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I miss Uncle Grandpa.
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>>79763828
>Bitch talking shit about the OG
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>>79768669
>>79768792

Aww shit I wish I had gotten this info sooner. I had the two gems sitting nice and pretty on a shelf as trophies until their buyers contacted me with proof of payment and the next thing I know I'm fighting for my life. Luckily I was able to take out the smaller monster with a mix of small arms fire and hand to hand combat but the big son of a bitch tore a hole right through my armory. Months of supplies and ammo gone in an instant! I wasn't about to let that stand so I hopped in my car and ran that sucker down, using a mixture of basic household chemicals in the proper proportions I blew his ass to kingdom come. My plans to expand my operation have been severely compromised but I still plan to sell these two suckers now that they are properly secured and rebuild.
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>>79760965
Nigga do it
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>>79763499
Steven isn't from money. Garnet and Amy don't even understand it's concept and Greg gave Steven a bag of quarters(which I assume is everything he made that day at the car wash) instead of $5-$20 in bills when Steven wanted another ranger guy. They also live in a town where everyone freaks out about losing their business if they can't open shop for a few days during a blackout. I Imagine Ocean Town was their upper middle class counterpart.
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>>79785466
>Dad gives his son quarters for a machine that takes quarters

>lol he's so fucking poor and stupid

You didn't think this through, did you?
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>>79785493
>Dad gives his son quarters for a machine that takes quarters

Greg barely understood what the hell steven was talking about. He just woke up and forgot the minor details of that day so I doubt he remembers about the machine.

>lol he's so fucking poor and stupid.

Now you're putting words in my mouth. Never claimed Greg was stupid and the guy runs a carwash in a tourist town while supporting his son and his three destruction prone Guardians. He's probably not poor but it's not hard to believe that he struggle sometimes.
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>>79772775
They exist. Look at most beach towns in Southern New Jersey.
Hell, look at the newer developed parts of Las Vegas. Hell even old North Las Vegas.


Also FUCK, it reminds me too much of the East Coast where I grew up. I'd both Hate and Live living in that shithole.
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>>79767024
>That giant sea in Russia is probably crawling with sea monsters though.

I'm imagining that Yellow Tail actually isn't a fisherman, but goes to that sea with a crew of surly Russians to treasure hunt, like a nautical S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Then we'll get a two-parter where they fight Malachite.

>Blowout soon
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>you'll never be known as the Beach City Flasher
>Steven will never sing a song about you while sitting around a campfire
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>>79760022
But I live in Ocean Town!
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>>79785466
>They also live in a town where everyone freaks out about losing their business if they can't open shop for a few days during a blackout.

Go to Rehoboth Beach. Or any East Coast beach town. It's all like that. They only make money in the summer and early fall, and that has to last them an entire year.
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>>79767837
>>79767740
greentext smut when
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>>79760022
What if Malachite is in the Water Tower?
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>>79760022
0/10, whoever designed that city didn't account for the corpse collectors and fire trucks getting stuck Crawford Terrace.
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>>79761863
He was just pre-empting the response, I think. Also, why not shoot them in the chest a la pearl's sword wound but with bullets and then hit them with a hammer?
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>>79762605
Delaware merged with Maryland and Virginia to make Delmarva, so maybe other states got merged too. But not Kansas
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I'm a big gay.
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>>79760566
We've got utz all the way here in infidel California.
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>>79761386
7.62x51. I like to think the monsters roaming around make for much, much looser gun control, and I'd get a 240B for home defense.

>>79762443
No, but I want to do more than tickle the house sized monster.
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>>79789843
But Anon, this is a city inside of a state, formed from the unholy fusion of Virginia, Maryland and Delaware

You'd be lucky if they even let you own pepper spray
But I agree with you though, I'd get the STG-N chambered in 7.62x39 and some good home insurance
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Fun fact, if you keep heading north from Dewey Beach and Rehoboth Beach you come to a little peninsula that looks like a post apocalyptic Beach City.
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>>79760022

smuggle gem-tech to make my own weapons.

Use said weapons to fight off monsters.
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>>79760022
>a town built literally on a sand bank
>water on two opposite ends

One big set of waves would wreck that place so hard. It would be the lighthouse and the mayor's house and nothing else (of the town proper) left.
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>>79760022
>No grocery store
>No school
>no post office
>Beach City is a tourist destination but has no hotel
this is a very poorly thought out city
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>>79760590
This, a thousand times this.
Everything in Delaware is boring and the beaches are shit.
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>>79792206
>hating on living by the sea
I'd love to live by the sea. What the fuck do you need from a beach other than for it to have sand and be between the land and the sea?
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>>79760022
Half-pipe, bruh.
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>>79791572
there's no police force either, what the shit?
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>>79792401
Mayor Dewey probably closed down the police department when he realized the Gems would handle everything for free, and funnelled its budget into his offshore bank account or gave tax breaks to get re-elected.
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I hate going to the Big Donut there's always this faggot with gauges that just pisses me off, and there's always this fat midget thats hella thirsty for him.
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>>79789457
>Delaware merged with Maryland and Virginia to make Delmarva

>>79791145
>the unholy fusion of Virginia, Maryland and Delaware


...I do not think so.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delmarva_Peninsula

Delmarva is a real-life thing.
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>>79760022
>tfw you will never live in a small Sea-side town.
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>>79792354
If it had sand between the land and sea it would be fine, but all of Delaware's beaches have fucking rocks on their shores in place of sand.
It fucking sucks
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