For your reading enjoyment.
His office will smell like rotting fish for weeks now.
Star Wars: The Shu-Torun Wars by Dave Filoni when?
Vader' unleashes his golden shower.
She really didn't learn her Alderaan lesson.
Take a good look, folks, because this is the last time you'll see dat ass. Alive, anyway.
Vader in a 007 poster flanked by sexy posing Imperial soldiers.
Absolute loyalty and willingness to die to protect him and his evil schemes. Once you draw blood for him you are set for life. You'll have space, twi'leks, any colored buttcheeks you want. Little bitty things.
Slap some laser lights on the damn thing and it's sci-fi fuck sakes man there isn't much to digging and I'm sure he isn't going to go out of his way to think up something nutty future tech.