Pick a male /co/ character Now guess their dick size

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>Slapstick

He has the anatomy of a Ken doll so 0.'0"

Bump I want to see arguments about dicks

>>79745215

>>79745374
6

Carnage. Five gooey 8 foot dicks out his chest.

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Most likely only 3 inches.

Then again, he's a cartoon and Richard's son, so he might have a monster dick.

>>79744919
>ben 10
does it count if he can use his watch.

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>How big is Batista's dick?

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Around 8-9 inches. If he managed to fuck Natasha and Jessica Im sure he had a big one.

>>79746360
Inst tony confirmed to have a small pecker

>>79746731
Tony is compensating. He cant even fuck an alien.

>>79744919

>Spider-Man

Microdick.

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>>79744919

Can I guess the dick size of a female /co/ character instead?

I'm gonna say 4 inches.

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>>79744919
His dick is so big that it put on a costume and started calling itself Nightwing.

>>79749751
Kek

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5 inches, but thick.

Are these guesses for flaccid or erect?

>>79751987
Thought the same character
It's a good guess

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>>79744919
Well his name IS dick rider, probably ~6

>>79749080

fuck off k-box

>>79752007
People measure flaccid?

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Baby's arm holding an pple.

Tony Stark 6"

There is a reason why he overcompensates

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I feel he might be compensating for something...

It'd be disappointing at best.

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5 on a good day

>>79753282
>implying that nerd isn't the size of pluto

>>79753077
6 is good size

Frank

50Cal

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>>79744919
Clearly not too big, though he's got a good bit of growing left to do.

>>79752363
The real reason he could get with Rose

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Not sure about scarecrow

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>>79754427
Yeah that seems right.

>>79755189
I hear all the girls say its like finding a needle in a haystack

>>79744919
>Hellboy
Probably goddamn huge. Fuck.

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both have at least 12 in lenght and 5 in girth or maybe even more

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>>79744919
> Oh, come on! I shook his hand, it's all fat and stubby! He must have like a huge mushroom down there!

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>>79749751

>>79744919
Of all "A list" superheroes, which one has the smallest dick?

>>79756688
Ollie

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Probably a healthy 5" (considering his proportions), but I bet he can do zany things with it.

>>79745894
This must be correct.

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> Johnny Blaze
Uhhhh pre or post transformation? Unless GR's dick is a chain itself?

>>79749128
No way he is below 7

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>>79744919

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>>79744919
He's 10 so I dunno 3" ?

>>79756688
Black Panther, surprisingly.

>>79757418
>not knowing the average penile length of ten-year olds

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Does Peter have a good weiner? Because it is canon that he is amazing in bed but that could be just skills and not size.

I think he's average but has good skills. If Peter had a nice dong he wouldn't have so many ego issues.

>>79757641
He just has alot of stamina

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5"
And the other one is 6"

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I'm guessing 5'5 and probably cut, but possibly uncut you never know. (And if the birds of prey song is to be believed, unused by any party, yet)

>>79753717
For You

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>>79756529
>big enough to make grown men stand up and salute it.

Judging from the blurred outline, I would say at least 14 inches.

>>79758072
He's mexican. We don't cicrcumcise.

>>79758383
I think statistics would beg to differ.

>>79758474
My nigga did you really just look up the statics uncut mexican dicjs

>>79758825
No, I just figured them being so highly catholic and all, and many areas not having access to the cleaning running water necessary for foreskin maintenance.

>>79759056
Foreskin maintenance really isn't a problem even in extreme conditions, shit I bet most cavemen had their shit intact. Urine tends to flush out.

>>79759056
I don't they're gonna chop off their foreskin just because they cant wash it

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>>79759163
Do you not know the origin of the practice?

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>>79759184
You're going to tell me the sand in the foreskin story aren't you? The origin is vague as fuck, some practice it as a pure right of passage, Americans began doing in bulk because of moral "cleanliness." But to stay on topic, The Punisher is packing a huge 8 inch cock.

>>79759281
>sand in the foreskin
No, just basic knowledge that many Jewish practices (not eating pork or shellfish, etc) were based on the needs of semi-nomadic desert people.

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>>79744919
Microdick.

But he can stretch it out like a noodle and fold it back and forth over itself until he's got a ten inch hard spaghetti dick.

>Cyclops
Let's see....
He's like 6'3
Kept Emma Frost and Jean Grey in a relationship for a long ass time, that whole thing with Frenzy and the attractions he gets from other females.

At least 8 in
At most 10 in

>>79759334
But here's the thing, that doesn't explain why it's practiced en masse in Sub-Saharan Africa or among the Abos of Australia, the origin among Jews doesn't account for the practice among other demographics. There were even some Natives in South America that practiced it until the Spanish stopped them.

>>79759568
You mean Sub-Saharan Africa and the desert of Australia, both places that are very difficult to maintain hygiene in?

>>79759611
and I'm sure the best option would be to open a wound in your dick with the same blade several other men have used or do as the Himba tribe does and spit on it after opening said wound. I'm not going to say I'm right , but I'm just skeptical about the cleanliness argument, it tends to come up even though the practice is more likely to kill you than dealing with having a foreskin, I mean the bri pa peh? some men in these African countries die as a result of this practice in conditions similar to what was probably done before modern medicine.

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A solid 7.

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About 6 inches. But shaped like a fucking pineapple!

>>79761148
Batman and superman have both huge cocks, lex has a tiny tiny dick, just like stark

>Stardust the Super Wizard

HIS MIGHTY GIRTH IS TRULY INFINITE IN LENGTH

>>79747111
I would imagine tony has a little metal exoskeleton to assist.

>>79753166
Hmm.. On the one hand, he's swole as fuck. On the other hand he's a skeleton. Maybe he's got nothing but bones down there?

>>79754427
I would have guessed 30 mm autocanon for full BRRRTTTTT.

>>79756483
In thor's case he's had norsmen make songs about his dick.

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Are raccoon penises huge?

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Before Kenobi sliced him up, he probably had a 3 incher, and he used his rage towards his inadequacy to fuel the dark side within him. Now, he doesn't have a dick at all, which only makes him angrier.

>>79762140
Probably not, and isn't RR an alien who just looks like a raccoon anyhow?

>>79762078
>Maybe he's got nothing but bones down there?

But the only skeleton thing about him seems to be his head. The rest of his about looks fine.

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>>79749751

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Nine inches
He probably tucks it into his butt for maximum combat efficiency

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>>79762194
No, he's a raccoon that was taken by an alien and got super experimented on.

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>>79744919
>Booster Gold

Twice as big as the average right now, which is smaller than average in the future.

>>79759477
Now that's a fucking funny mental image.

>>79760077

I literally dont even know what americans are on about when talking about cleanliness

from what? smegma? it cant hurt you, its like saying you need to sew your nose shut so you dont get boogers

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Uh, 0 I guess?

>>79757348

>he

>>79757348
>>79763781
>Binary pronouns

>>79764036
>>79763781
>words

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>>79764285

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>>79764331
>Niggers

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At least 12 inches give or take

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Five feet long, jealous?

>>79749080
Pretty sure it's been flat out stated at this point that Pete's at least average with great skills and stamina. Too the point of multiple female characters flat out calling him the best sexual partner they've ever had.

And really, Pete's too much of a self-insert of the EiC of Marvel not to be.

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>/co/ still believes size is everything

Not all girls are sizequeens, it's more about the owner of the dong than the dong itself, you guys.
Some girls even exclusively like small cocks.

>tfw my bf is an 8incher and I couldn't be happier

>>79768152
"Dick size is everything" is a guy meme at this point. I'll never really understand it.

Sure there might be some sizequeens, but all my girl friends agree that how you use your dick (and mouth/fingers especially) is more important than how huge the dick is. Skill >>>> size every time. But I guess it's pretty funny seeing how insecure some guys get about penis size, just how girls are like that with boobs or whatever.

>>79765693
Considering his height is generally 80-100 ft? Not in the least. But I just learned a lot about you, anon.

>>79756688
Spidey

>>79768152
Hell, unlike what porn tells you, something hitting your cervix doesn't feel good, does it?

>>79763690
For someone without a dick, he sure gets laid a lot.

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Almost a foot long, probably.

>>79768257
How you use it? And just what magical feats do you think a penis can do?

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>>79749751
So its big?