Kelly thread

Stalking isn't romantic. This Kelly guy sure is messed up.

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Last weeks was even better.

>>79712468
You missed the point. You are quite foolish.

>>79712468
>Thinks about you all the time
>Takes time out of their day to focus on you
>Always there when you need them
Sounds pretty romantic to me.

>>79712478
>>79712436
these arent'.. as ambiguous as i remember them

>>79712468
She likes it so it is romantic.

>>79712532
Maybe but I don't think they are out of character.

>>79712436
>creepy stalker guy bears a striking resemblance to Kelly himself
why is he so based

>>79712968
The implication is that he is the stalker and tries to play it down.

>>79712468
Everything men does to a woman is measured by how attractive he is.

>>79712701
kek

>>79712436
I would enjoy getting a valentine's basket from Kelly.

>>79712701
I don't know what's better, crying Slim Jim or the asterisk.

>>79712468
Classic.

>>79712468

Are you just afraid that it could be Mr right?

>>79712478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j556MWGVVqI

>Elitist, college-educated retards with fancy lattes

That's a pretty accurate description of a young liberal.

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>>79712701
>Probably europeans
Fuck you kelly
Only Slim Jim understands
>inb4 africa starts below the pyrenees

>>79712436
This is practically a cry for help.

>>79713124
Now that's just not true.

Bank account matters too.

>>79715620
Appearance is not all that's attractive.

>>79712436
If the guy was handsome she really would like it. You can be a creepy stalker as long as you're not ugly.

>>79712478
>for now

Kelly does it again!

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>>79715491
Who else XCOM2 here? Sent those fuckin Ayys packin! And now everything is going to be okay, Forever.

>>79712701
>Tofu Tycoons

Goddamnit. Everytime I think Kelly is getting stale he does something genius like this

>>79715677
>crying snaketits

15/10

>>79712701
THANKS MICHELLE

>>79715677
I only just finished Enemy Within. I heard XCom 2 is really buggy, is it true?

>>79715521
Why don't anime girls have noses anymore?

>>79715898
Cause noses ain't moe, nigga.

>>79715521
This is shit and unfunny, you fucking faggot.

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>>79715521
>2D women now have rights

>>79715557
Africa starts at the Pyrenees.
Ends at malmo.

>>79715772
Imho not more than EW. But it runs like shit.

>>79712701
>Slim Jim
Top kek

>>79715772
Worked alright for me.

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>>79715724

>>79716908
OK, I will probably wait for some fixes. I'm in no hurry, I've got lots of other crap to play.

>>79712468
I got together with the only woman I've ever loved because she spent a week stalking me.

>>79712468
I've seen alot of rom coms. Stalking is always romantic.

>>79715772
Yes. I can play it fine but no one else I know can. Unless you have a very good graphics card and plenty of RAM I'd wait for a patch.

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>>79712468
It isn't stalking, it's deep love.

>>79717373
Do all your friends play on toasters?

I completed it on a laptop with no issue outside of it running pretty hot.

>>79717328
See, it's only wrong when men do it. When women do it, it's empowering

>>79712468

There was a recent news story about how this girl harassed this pop star for months and he eventually started dating her.

Seems romantic enough

>>79717492
It's only good when CUTE girls do it. Fatties aren't okay.

>>79713091
…yes, I got that, thank you

>>79716001
It's Malmö with an ö

>>79717373
Most bugs can be fixed by reloading the game, or editing the INI. There are tutorials how to do that. And despite having to reload the same fucking save 15 times for camera to set up correctly on avenger screen, I still love it.

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Who else was a mature grownup this January?

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>>79719174

>>79719326
>>79717150
>>79715677
I know people will give me shit for this, but I've never played an X-Com game and I think these are fucking gold.

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>>79719739
That's ok Anon.

>>79712701
>slimjim
>not macho man
dropped

>>79719326
>Ayy Lma-o's

>>79712701
>Slim Jim

Fucking dead.

>>79712468
Guess it depends on how physically and financially attractive they are. Past a certain point it's being "assertive and confident".

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>>79712478

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>>79724449

>>79724712
9/11 he does it again!

>>79712532
I mean, it's kinda hard now. Trump is just like the unironic Kelly

These are all satire right? He doesnt actually believe the horse shit in these comics right? No one is that fucking stupid right?

>>79730205
>No one is that fucking stupid right?
you tell me

>>79712436
KELLY IS ALWAYS RIGHT

>>79719739
you should play one some time, they're fun

>>79712532
They were never ambiguous. Your opinions are wrong.

>>79724712

can you write "retard autists" in all caps in a smaller size on the kid

>>79728447
>all those dismembered corpses
Tough call, unless the bear is going to kill him and bury the corpse for later.

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>>79731974
Better?

>>79712436
>how /co/ pictures the Kate Beaton incident

>>79717150
>Pays in space dollars.

>>79733514
>A joke is now tantamount to stalking
C'mon Kate, things spiraled out of control but...c'mon.

>>79733337
Brilliant.

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Never gets old

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>>79715521

>>79717492
No fuck that. I got stalked by a woman my first year in college and that shit was scary. It's not stalking if the attention is wanted is the actual crux.

>>79713124
https://vimeo.com/30042289

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>>79715898
They do, it is just so minimal and subtle that it is not visible unless in certain angles

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>>79715898
>tfw draw comics with animu-looking girls with pointy Pearl noses

>>79733514
I'm out of the loop, what Kate Beaton incident

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there's a couple ffxiv ones too.

>>79739698
it's sad that they actually are going to make tank damage scale off vitality, because when 3.2 hits nobody will get this joke anymore.

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>>79713124
Same can be said for women too, but otherwise you are absolutely right.

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>>79737355
Should've labeled the lady a "Fujoshi Sicko". Sicko is Kelly's favorite word and it cracks me up.

>>79733337

motherfuckin saved

>>79733514

what happened?

>>79712478
Someone needs to shoop those signs with /leftypol/ and /pol/.

>>79715677
Waiting for it to come out for Xbox.

Please come out for Xbox... Enemy Within was so much fun...

>>79717150
Does anyone have the edit of this with Frank Frazetta, Ben Garrison, and I forget who the third was in the corner?

>>79719174
Why is skinny-shaming ok?