Hulk smash sins, confess your sins.

I only read american comics to seem cool

>>79707833
I sometimes use the homestuck shipping system for non homestuck things.

>>79707862
Your sins are smashed.

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I ship yuri pairings whenever I have the chance. Pic related

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>>79707833

I'm a hypocrite.

I thumb my nose at all the ZOMG DAREDEVIL'S MY FAVE ALWAYS HAS BEEN XDDDD when I only got into the comics myself a few years ago and just to happen know more.

Father Hulk I feel I am not the comrade I want to be, I want to pick up and continue to consume various works but have a hard time doing so, how can I better myself and become a happier person in that regard father?

When I visit other people's homes I turn the thermostat down two degrees, turn the toilet paper rolls in the opposite direction, replace every battery with a dud and insert it the wrong way, put the butter in the fridge, fill any mustard bottles with water, and delete the album art from their music library's ID3 tags.

>>79708111
Are you Jared Leto?

I was the guy who jokingly and ironically suggested the term "brony"

>>79708111
>put the butter in the fridge
There is literally nothing wrong with this.

I'm starting to lose interest in the Big 2.

>>79708111
>doesn't unscrew the salt dispenser cap
YOU ARE NOT A REAL AGENT OF CHAOS

I unironically loved Undertale.

>>79707833
I bash on cape comics all the time, but I follow Batman regardless and will read Coming of the Supermen only for Neal Adams' art.

I've been alright with Max Landis ever since I found out he lurks 4chan.

>>79708127
https://youtu.be/kSpyqfZcOOg
Well apparently Leto is contagious.

>>79707833
I called Hulk a faggot.

>>79707833
I took your last coke.

I think handsome muscular male leads should have a lesbian harem and I don't like lesbian ships.

>>79707833
I don't like Hulk and Superman. I'm fan of She-Hulk and Supergirl because tits and they're not strong as those two guys.

>>79708111
Where the fuck else would you put butter?

I think comic book women are undersexualized, and the US could take some firm lessons from Europe.

>>79707833
I'm the reason that bad things happen in the world, and I am completely aware of this, but have no intention of stopping it whatsoever.

>>79708520
Isn't Supergirl supposed to be stronger than Supes in some iterations?

>>79708550
>anything aside from literal gods being stronger than Supes

>>79708550
Yeah. But I don't think New 52 Supergirl is stronger than him, with her struggling to lift one bridge.
Also, tits. When I look at my folder with /co/ characters, I see silly amount of female characters and couple of male characters I like.

>>79708307
I lurk 4chan and masturbate to lolicon all the time don't use "lurks 4chan" as a reason to like somebody

Sometimes I unironically take what /co/ says too seriously, so that when they troll and bash something I like, I start freaking out.

Also I actually have aspergers

I consider Unbeatable Squirrel Girl to be the New52 Lobo of Marvel.

Actually, I take that sin back. I'm taking that one to the grave.

Finally a chance to get shit off my chest

y'all are fucking nerds ily

>>79708579
I also respect and agree with many of his opinions. Not his worst ones, but quite a few.

>>79707833
I'm hyped for Lex and Joker in DCEU despite the BOYS MMM and MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>79708531
Not in the fridge. The fuck

I unironically loved Man of Steel despite the Invincible Son scene for the sole reason that I've always wanted to see a big screen fight between two kryptonians.

I also am not looking forward to Batman V Superman because it seems to be overcrowding itself with characters, some very poor casting decisions, the more lighthearted direction it seems to want to take once the final act hits, and the early inclusion of Doomsday.

Leto is also proving more and more to be the worst Joker ever put to film, and Margot Robbie is disastrously unfunny.

I was the /v/ autist who said he threw his mother out of his room over some sonic shipping shit.
I made it all up for a laugh, and those gullible fucking /v/irgins ate it all up.

>>79707833
I once got a large poster of she-hulk printed and placed it on my desk. For the next month, I jerked off to the poster, cumming on it every time. By the end it was like the 'waste' from auschwitz, only with sperm

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>>79707833
I really liked Civil War
I enjoyed Waypool, even if I understand why it is so much hated, still the worst Deadpool run
I disliked DCYou Bizarro, even if I was hyped for it. I hoped it was like Action Comics #40 who I loved
I am european and 98% of my comics are american or english
I read the first 5 numbers of Kamala Ms. Marvel and then dropped it because too much talking about being muslim and doing muslim things. The point is I am a leftist.
Not hyped for Suicide Squad movie. Don't see the point at all. Never read a Suicide Squad comic in my life and don't have the desire.
I am waiting for the day DC comics fires Venditti and the next writer retcon it's run to the point it never happened, so we can go back to read good Green Lantern comics
I think Warren Ellis is better than Alan Moore
I think Matt Fraction is an hack and the only good thing I read from him is Sex Criminals. (I never read his Hawkeye)
Sorta liked Bendis' X-Men run until The Trial Of Jean Grey. Dropped because the quality was going down and sick of all those crossovers
I can't stand moviefags even if I myself go to see cinecomics
Sorta liked Millar's Nemesis, it was dumb fun
I love baneposting

>>79707833
I like the Injustice universe better than the main.

>>79708724
Aside of your comments about Skwad and Bendis (Bendis?) are you me?

>>79708705
if you put anything in green text, people on here will believe you.

It's like putting the phrase "New teen craze" in a headline.

Peoples mental defenses just shut off and accept it as truth.

I spend too much time getting into meaningless arguments here instead of getting through my backlog, i'll probably leave forever once BvS and Civil War destroy this board.

>>79707833
Hulk, I have a blind seething hatred for frank Miller.it's almost unnatural

>>79708778
I've got another confession to make.

I lied. That guy was straight up autistic. Actually felt sorry for the guy. That said he probably did make that shit up.

>>79708751
Comments on Skwad and Bendis?
Do you mean the movie and writer?

>>79708849
Wait, Swkad? Did Bendis write that? Skwad, I mean.

>>79707833
I rewatched Young Justice and now I'm shipping and writing fanfiction to it. Also drawing terrible porn of it

>>79708866
Link some you fucking faggot.

>>79708536
That's not a sin. That's what'll save comics.

>>79708588

>Also I actually have aspergers

tfw

hold me anon, tell me it gets better, show me the rabbits

I'm 24 and still haven't watched The Godfather.

i browse /co/ solely for the cartoons

I'm 42 and I come to /co/.

>>79709054
Don't worry it sucks ass. Goodfellas is better.

>>79709083
How do you feel knowing that you're probably arguing with autistic 18 year olds?

People who hate any gay ships but like lesbian ships or vice verse really make me angry. I think they are hypocrites and passive aggressive. I actually like people who hate all forms of homosexuality much more than people who like one form and hate the other.

>>79707833
I ship star lord and rocket

>>79709102
Kinda pathetic, I won't lie.

>>79707833
This wasn't always considered a sin, but I love Fraction's Hawkeye top to bottom. Yes, even the solo Kate issues. Yes, even the pizza dog issue.

>>79709108
I am that sort of people. What can I say, man on man doesn't attract me.

Gay Transformers fanart really pisses me off for some reason. Any other cartoon, comic, TV show, movie, I got no problem with...Hell, I don't even have a problem with the canonical gay TF relationships, like Rewind and Chromedome or Cyclonus and Tailgate...but gay fanships, especially ones with explicit art, really irritate the living fuck out of me. I don't know why, and I really hate myself for feeling this way, but there it is.

SMASH MY SINFULL FEELINGS, FATHER HULK!

>>79709171
There is a difference between indifference and hate. Like I knew this person who would go ballistic and on a rant every time their favorite character was involved in gay pairings. They would attack people who dared make any art of this. But they were completly fine and even like lesbian relationship ships.

I use ad blocker software.

>>79709187
>getting angry because people draw porn of stuff you like
I don't get it, are you new to the internet? Everything will get shipped at some point and every character will get rule 34'd. It's just how it works, it's pointless to get angry about it.

>>79709108
There is a pretty big difference between chicks fooling around and actual lesbians.
Had lesbian roommates.
You tend to start hating gays in general pretty quickly in that situation.

>>79709187
I also don't understand how anyone could ship Booster Gold and Blue Beetle as a couple. It just....doesn't make any sense to me. They've got comedic chemistry, but they're about as gay for each other as Abbott and Costello. I just don't get it.

>>79709241
No, which is why these feeling confuse and irritate me, almost more than the porn itself. I feel like a huge fucking hypocrite, and I've learned to just shrug and move on, but having these feelings really bothers me because I don't understand WHY they're there.

I drew a lewd Land Before Time drawing for something that happened in a /co/ thread

I have never bought a comic book in my entire life

>>79709285

im sure plenty of hulks already smashed to that anon

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>>79709269
Well, it's good that you realize your anger is pointless and irrational. I don't know, just try to get used to the idea and know that you getting angry won't change anything anyway. Porn will always get made.

Read the stuff you enjoy, ignore the fandom if it annoys you. Better to do stuff you like instead of getting annoyed by things you can't change.

I only follow Ms. Marvel, I just don't see anything else out of the ANAD line worth following.
Spidey seems alright enough though. Is it worth reading?

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>>79707833
I hate SU but sometimes I catch myself humming the theme song

>>79709317
>not reading Vision
Anon, please.

>>79709317
I'd recommend Nova, too. Sam may be a douchecanoe in the USM cartoon, but his solo book is usually pretty entertaining.

>>79709326
I thought he was boring as fuck in AoU, I never gave his comic incarnation a shot. The premise seems interesting enough though.
Fuck that pink ass faggot for making my Kamala cry.

>>79709250
People devolved to that point when two guys sitting in same room is reason for slash ship.
>Oh Gawd, he said "Good day"! They're in love!

>>79709339
It's legit the best thing Marvel's put out in a long time. Give the first issue a shot.

>>79709313

as swift as the wolves of icewrack anon

>>79709351
Aight, I'll check the win-o. If I like it I'll sub for floppies.

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Unless you count manga, I've only read a handful of comics in my lifetime but still claim to be an avid fan of them.
I buy from bookstore chains instead of the LCS.
I don't watch cartoons anymore, but still hate on modern stuff like Adventure Time and SU.
I loved Undertale and was around for the Kickstarter.
My main boards are /pol/, /mlp/, and /r9k/. /co/ is fourth.
I literally can't stop baneposting.

I dropped lok back when it first came out because I thought she was too different from Aang.
I only watched 1 episode of rwby and star vs the forces of evil.

I once blew a guy dressed as Wolverine at a convention.

It was movie Wolverine.

I'm increasingly irritated by the off-model animation on Steven Universe.

Also I'm mad at myself how I keep coming up with lame excuses that prevent me from practicing on my animation skills.

>>79709518
Was he dressed as someone too?

Hot.

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I finally have a good enough excuse to post this.

>>79708550
The reasoning there was that Supergirl just lacked the mental barriers Superman imposed on himself, so she used her powers without any restraint and that made Superman look like the weaker guy.

If Superman cut loose, he'd definitely be the stronger one.

I bring /tv/ tier shitposting to this board whenever I can

I'm so sorry /co/, I love you truly. But it's just so damn fun

>>79709770
>I love you truly
No, you don't. You don't shit where you eat anon.

>>79709791
What if I live in a 3rd world country huh? Ever though about that you privileged whiteboi?

I recommended someone to read Wanted.
In my defense I was 13 year old and that person was a huge edgelord who probably enjoyed it.

>>79707833
I only really come to /co/ for the creation threads.

>>79708724
>I think Matt Fraction is an hack and the only good thing I read from him is Sex Criminals. (I never read his Hawkeye)

Check Casanova, Sex Criminals is garbage.
Also yes, Ellis is more entertaining than Moore.

Also father i sinne cuz i share the opinion of this beast.

my favourite comic books are Dragon Ball, Tintin, Akira, and Hellboy
i kinda felt sorry for the jews in Maus
i only buy back-issues
i think deadpool is the most op character, and is also shit
i also think batman is the only good DC character, yet DC have less piss-you-off worthy stories than Marvel

>>79707833
>I can't stand Grant Morrison, easily the most overrated creator in the industry
>I think Miller's Daredevil is INSANELY dated and doesn't stand up at all to Bendis' or Brubaker's run
>I don't think that Cap 2 is the best superhero movie of the year it came out, not even second best

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>>79711142
>i kinda felt sorry for the jews in Maus
>Implying feeling bad for the jews in Maus is a sin or some sort of unpopular opinion
Aside from Art Spigelman's father, whom is supposed to make you feel bad for Art having to grow up with him, that was the purpose of the book.

I fucking love Preacher and much of Ennis's work. Partly for its 'edginess'.
I also really like Steve Dillon's art even if he does have the same face problem.

>>79711142
What you say about DC comics is absolutely true.

I stole money from my mom's purse to buy pizza while her and my dad were at church

Father Hulk, I was raised Christian so I was late doing a lot of things.

The first time I ever masturbated was to the sex scene in Watchmen

The movie

>>79712132

>Steve Dillon
Same, though it comes with some expectations on the content.

>Bought a bunch of trades though most remain unread, same with some of my subscriptions
>Fandoms have turned me off of series I used to like, even though I don't really interact with them.
>Religiously hateread a bunch of comics for lack of a better term.

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I don't read comics nor do I watch cartoons but I still shitpost here, pretending to know what I'm talking about.

>>79713062
For what purpose?

Are you just a moviefag?

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>>79713062
It's never too late to start.

>>79710408
>Check Casanova, Sex Criminals is garbage.
Thank you Anon, I will follow your advice. I even if I still liked Sex Criminals.

I liked Brickleberry and was pissed off when it got canceled but Moonbeam City is a good replacement, shame that will get canceled to

>>79707970
There is penance, read Problem Sleuth in one sitting

>>79707833
I'm a lazy fuck who can't even finish web comics.

>>79708724
Bane posting is glorious

>>79707833
I've got a gigantic armpit fetish.

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Forgive me Father Hulk, for I feel as if I've been broken. I made it through Sins Past and even One More Day but yet I think Spider-Verse broke me. Ever since it came out I've stopped giving a shit about most comics Marvel has been putting out. It was just so...so awful. Never has an event left me feeling so awful and letdown.
>>79709187
I feel pretty similar anytime I see something of a ship that's not /co/ related so I know that feel.
It's also a canon one so it's even more irrational but ever since I first saw it I hated it.

>>79707833
I find Gotham Central really boring.

I might have had a hand in the start of Bendis posting

I read fanfiction.

I unironically like Dillons art

I hated Brickleberry

The only thing from Bendis that I havent enjoyed is Miles

I used to stand in comic shops and book stores and read, I didn't know it was bad

Ive stolen over twenty transformers toys from Walmart and Family Dollar

I always tip the chinese food guy, but never the pizza guy

Burger King> McShit

I've been shitposting a lot more recently, I don't know why

After coming to /co/ and 4chan as a whole I stopped going to any other internet forum. They all annoy me, and sometimes I really hate this place but it's the only option

I've never even been to Reddit

I immediatly disregard the opinions of anyone who says Batman the Brave and the Bold was a bad show

I tried, but I just could not get into Ultimate series that wasnt Spider-Man

I still pretend my orange slices are alive when I eat them. It gets dark sometimes, and very lewd

Forgive me Father Hulk

>>79713817
Well most of this doesn't seem that ba--
>Ive stolen over twenty transformers toys from Walmart and Family Dollar
As a /toy/ soldier, I'm fairly disgusted.
Though I agree with you on about half of these.

>>79713912
I'm sorry

>>79708158
>I was the guy who jokingly and ironically suggested the term "brony"
I hate you more than life itself

I have never watched a single MCU film but I still shit on them

>>79713943
It could be worse, I guess.
You could be a scalper, the true scum of the Earth.

>>79714004
a what?

>>79708643
>>79708111
What the fuck is wrong with you?

You want frozen butter?

You put in the cabinets?

Are you some kind of animal?

>>79714055
>frozen butter
the fuck? everyone keeps it in the fridge

>>79714017
People who run to the stores as early as possible to buy new shit that's on shelves only intending to sell them for high prices on the Internet.

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>>79714118
that is bad

>>79708643
Why would you not keep butter in the fridge

you fucking idiot

>>79709424
>likes mlp undertale but not SU

thats kind of weird

>>79714055
i gues you are misunderstanding the nevera with el congelador

>>79707833
Fuck you green shit.

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>>79714396

>>79713504
For (You)

>>79714153

I work at a ToysRUs and I can tell ya that shit pisses me off one guy accused me of hiding shit got a manager and wanted me reported

Manager looked at him and then me and said sir he just walked through the door. Gave him a warning if he does something like that again he's out

Then I met this other guy never seen him before and he was hunting anything fire emblem so he could make all that cash

Fucking scalpers piss me off

>>79709083
I'm 54, go do your homework kiddo

I read cape comics more out of a sense of obligation than real enjoyment. The cyclical nature of things (how there's no real "progress," how everything is destined to be reset or reinvented, etc.) just turns me off of the whole thing.

I liked Claremonts run of X-Men years ago. The one with the normie nurse.

I hate anything Batgod related. I also think TDKR was shit. Bats is at his best when he's street-level/detective.

I've been more into webcomics lately even though most of those are shit too. There are zero good gaming related webcomics.

I'm not furry at all but I can't help but have some of my enjoyment of good furry shit (Blacksad, Maus, etc.) be tainted by the fetish fandom.

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I write explicit fan fiction about Batman and Superman and post it on AO3.

>>79715090
>Bats is at his best when he's street-level/detective.
Althrough I like some Batgod myself, this is not a sin, but truly a virtue.

>>79713817
>I've never even been to Reddit
Nor am I. This reddit inquisition is going out of hand desu

>>79711660
>I don't think that Cap 2 is the best superhero movie of the year it came out, not even second best
What are those, then?

>>79715155
You need to share with the class.

>>79715346
I'd honestly rather die.

>>79715234
Days of Future Past and ASM 2

I spent years reporting hundreds of 'go back to r*ddit' shitposts, sometimes from multiple IPs, to get boogeyman-ing banned this year.

>>79707833
I haven´t finished the original Crisis on Infinite Earths or the Original Secret Wars

>>79709090
They may share a basic premise, but they really are very different movies.

>>79707833
Once jacked my dick between two rocks because i wanted to know what it felt like to fug a gem
i don't think this sin can be smashed

>>79715611
>ASM 2
Jesus Christ, nigga what are you doing? I'll give you DoFP because it's glorious but that?

I Like Steven Universe but have an entire folder dedicated to shitposting about it just to destroy discussion. I don't even know why.

>>79716184
I just felt like the core story between Peter and Gwen and the portrayal of Electro was much stronger than a Marvel-flavored spy movie.

I know you're going to greentext the Electro part so spare me because you're wrong

Every time I see a GOAT-OK-SHIT listing of just about anything, one of my favorite things is listed as GOAT and the favorite thing as SHIT.

I only watch cartoons hoping to find something to jerk off to later.

>>79708724
You sounds alright.

>>79716224
I'm not a fan of how most of MCU's villains are cardboard cutouts that show up once only to die by the end of the film but just because it's there doesn't mean it's stronger.

Your life is wrong.

>>79713062
Assuming that you aren't from there, you should move to /tv/ or /v/, is easier.

I'm really into kaufmanesque shitposting, but only on pop culture related boards.

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>>79707833
I honestly think Dobsons early work wasn't half bad...

>>79709083
>>79714726
I'm 31. Love this place.

Forgive me Hulk for I have sinned. I own all four volumes of American Virgin and thought Girls was an interesting story when I first read it about ten years ago. Been doing penance for the second one ever since.

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I have a folder consisting of nothing but company wars bait.

I've been wanting to ask out the new girl at my LCS for like a week now.

>>79711724
Where do you think we are?

>>79717973
JUST DO IT

>>79717973
Try breaking the ice first.

>>79712722
Jeez man, I was raised and still am Christian and jerked it all the time.
Are you the neighbor from Girls?

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>>79712722
That's fucking hilarious.

>>79718252
I try every time I see her when I go I'm for coffee or whatever

>>79718230
I have been trying to get up the nerve, I am hoping to finally just do it sometime soon.

>>79718326
Go IN rather, sorry.

>>79707833
I hate MoS and can't avoid to get in arguments with people who like the movie.
But I don't spam or shitpost about it.

>>79718326
Be smooth and ask her if she wants to go for some coffee/tea

>>79718385
Does that work on someone that spends half of their time as a barista at this lcs?

4chan's collective height meme made me find all heroes of my height and I compare them to others to understand how I look like next to taller guys.

I think with that in subconcious I started reading Grell's Green Arrow because one of the recurring characters is my height. The fact that I've been meaning to read it anyway for a long time helps.

>>79718409
Hmm. Maybe ice cream then. Who can turn down that?
I'd say try to make the offering as casual as possible. Stating it's a flat out date is more pressure.

>>79718459
Yeah maybe I should try that. I just don't want to make going to my LCS awkward, I love it more than it is appropriate for a man to love a store.

>>79713468
I've done that before already.

>>79718409
Do it somewhere else, where the service is alright, but not as good as hers. Everyone likes to have a good ol' shit over someone else.

Or a bar. Find a nice friendly bar.

>>79718431

>Thing is only 6'
I somehow expected him to be taller

6'2", tallest guy in my social circle

>>79717602
How early are we talking here, like super early working in Blockbuster or early straw man crap, because the Blockbuster stuff is kind of ok.

>>79718613
That might be a good idea.

>>79718431
>tall as Koriand'r
Well, that's nice. Also I didn't think Dick was a manlet, and Jason is taller than him? assuming the wiki is accurate.

>>79714716
>>79714153
>>79714118

Around Christmas time (early November I believe) I went to ToysRUs for a present for me fiancee. There was only one checkout line open so I stood in it with my one item. I saw, against the wall by the front door, there were four carts full of different toys looking to be stocked. The guy in front of me had a pretty stacked cart himself. During his checkout he told the lady all these things that gave him a discount, he was a rewards member, a Veterain, small business owner, coupons, and shit like that. His price without the discounts was $1700, after his discounts he only paid $600...

Turns out, all those toys in the shopping carts against the walls were all his.

I have never been more disgusted in my life by this douchebag, he was even rude to the casher.

>Can you hurry? I would like to get out of here before you close.
>MFW it was 1 p.m.


I started talking with him wondering why he was buying so much, and I shit you not, this is what he told me

>I do this every year, I hit all 10 ToysRUs in the Sacramento area and buyout the toys I know people will want for Christmas, and I sell them all online for a slightly discounted price. I make so much money that I don't need to work for the rest of the year.

He later said that his wife still had a job though which made me even more mad.

After I was rung up I walked outside and saw the guy get into his SUV. I wish I took a picture of this thing. It was FILLED with toys. He couldn't see out of any of his windows besides his driver side and the front.

So yeah, those people are the scum of the earth.

>>79718886
>he was a rewards member, a Veterain, small business owner, coupons, and shit like that

>I make so much money that I don't need to work for the rest of the year.
christ

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>>79718657
>>79718879
Is this some kind of psychological warfare?

I refuse to read comics written by women post 2009
I dislike Miles Morales but I keep reading his comics
I like CatDog
After watching the Steven Universe/Uncle Grandpa crossover I prefer watching Uncle Grandpa

I think SVE, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe are shitty meme shows with no substance, designed (with little effort) to cater to tumblr/reddit/co. The more people try to force it, the more I dislike it.

>>79718994
You're actually missing out on Ms. Marvel. Decent, but I fear it'll soon die because Kamala is being raped by Marvel itself.
Me too, just because of Ultimate Spider-man. Real Spider-man.
I liked it as a kid.
I watch neither.

The only comic book I ever bought was the complete Jonny The Homocidal Maniac when I was a teen and my mum threw it away because she thought it was too violent.

Everything else I've read has been pirated.

>>79718979
Not really, amusing as being a 6'4 Chinese dude is, I find myself cramped in basically anything I sit in, luckily I haven't flown in years, I imagine it must be a nightmare since the airlines have been trying to shrink seating spaces even further.

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>>79707833
I recently started writing shipping fanfiction based on various /co/ related properties. Knowing people actively choose to read and enjoy what I make is a feeling like no other.

Big Hero 6 is my favorite movie of all time.

>>79719068
Wait I actually do read Ms.Marvel, it's the exception. I just remembered two more
I've never read an Ant-Man comic but I went to the movie just because it had ants in it. I did jump on the currently running comic though
I avoid any current X-Men books.

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>Warren Ellis gave Moon Knight the best run he's ever had (this is coming from a huge MK fan)
>Annihilation>Infinity Gauntlet
>Spider-Gwen is the best Spidey costume
>UItimate Spider-Man is legitimately fantastic (Original Ultimate, not Morales)
>Most DC heroes are utterly uninteresting

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>>79719104

>tfw your upper body is too long for a lot of shirts and your belly will show if you lift your arms up.
>tfw you can't get that hat you like either because your head is xbox huge.

>>79708724
>I love baneposting

The fire rises, brother.

>>79707833
>I watched the first season of Legend of Korra before I watched The Last Airbender. While I'd say TLA Season 3 was the best of the predecessor series, I find the Legend of Korra ultimately the better of the two.

>I find Empowered to be the most interesting female lead in a female lead superhero comic.

>I like Uncle Grandpa for the occasional watch.

>From 2008-2011 most of my knowledge of the Marvel Universe came from the Ultimate Alliance Videogames. Those side quests where they go through origin stories really enlightened me.

>I like Drake Bell as Spider-man.

>Miles Morales is my favorite Comic Book character, but I don't know what happened to him after Galactus, nor do I know where to keep up.

>My main reason to read comics is to have something to talk about at my FLGS after I'm done with 40k, so that I may look cool among my peers.

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>>79718835
From around whatever time he did this.

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The only comics I like are ones like All Star Superman.
A lot of comics have wonderful ideas and characters, but I hate the writers so much because their awful attempt at scripting and writing makes 99% of comics unbearable and eye-rolling to an extreme degree for me.
I like the snappy liners in Whedon Avengers because to me it felt like it was still a comic book movie and not a hamfisted attempt to make us take it all too seriously
Deadpool is a good idea, with poor execution. Gwenpool is similarly flawed.
The only good Batman is Justice League Batman. Yes, the cartoon one.
I think there is nothing wrong with Steven Universe, Adventure Time, or any of the other shows /co/ collectively gets pissy about because their favorite shows like GLTAS and YJ get canned for retarded reasons.
I like TTG in sparing. The episode where they infiltrate HIVE kills me.

I don't read comic books.
I just like cartoons

I dont know what "one more day" plot is

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>>79708111
>>79708643
>>79714055

Wait, so butter ISN'T supposed to go in the fridge?! I thought it would melt otherwise.

There's no way I've been doing butter wrong all my life. You guys have got to be baiting.

>>79723744
It IS

I can barely tolerate the Batfleck suit. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate the attention to detail, but the fact that it borrows so heavily from Miller's Batman while everyone else's design is fairly original bothers me. It's like mixing art styles in comics. You can tell it's by the same person, but the effect is still jarring.

I haven't read a non-superhero or sci-fi comic in over three years. Not for lack of trying, but I can't seem to find anything that piques my interest that doesn't feel pretentious or self-important. Maybe I just can't get into "indie" books anymore.

>>79707833
Forgive me father Hulk for i have sinned.
I had a brony phase. In college. I was wearing an actual fedora at the time. As well as being a militant atheist.

Give me the punishment that i so well deserve.

>>79724186
What is a militant atheist? Do you behead those that burn spaghetti or something?

I think comics are objectively better than cartoons. I don't mean the medium itself, just that cartoons don't have anywhere near as many quality stories.

>>79723744
Depends on how hot is it and how regularly you use it.

>>79723744
God, no! My sister leaves it outside and it's fucking disgusting. don't listen to these savages, anon

>>79723744
Those anons either have way too cold fridges or don't eat 'real butter'. Normal organic butter will turn spoiled if left out of the fridge, just like milk and other dairy products.

>>79724348
How the fuck do you burn spaghetti?

>>79725074
My brother has done it before.
It turns into a mushy mess that melds together if you boil it too long.

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>>79725074
I guess some people managed to do it according to google search.
Otherwise I think you can overcook it, not sure what it does to it though >>79725166 perhaps?

>>79725166
That's nasty. Why didn't you behead him?

>>79707833
I once stuck my dick in a rotisserie chicken.
>the best cluck fuck

>>79725248
I probably should have. It was all we had to eat though so I had to deal with it for a night.

It didn't taste awful but it was kinda slimy. The texture also wasn't pleasing in the slightest. But worse of all, sauce would hardly mix in because it was mostly one big clump you had to mash before thinking about getting sauce in it.
I don't even know how it happened, he's normal a decent cook.

>>79725405
May have forgotten about it, boiling shit usually takes a while and you generally aren't actively doing shit while waiting so he might have just done something else and forgot to set some sort of reminder.

>>79725074
If you forget about it and all of the water evaporates, or you have too much spaghetti in the pot, it can get burned like anything else. Harder to do than with other food. Still possible.

>>79708724
>I am waiting for the day DC comics fires Venditti and the next writer retcon it's run to the point it never happened, so we can go back to read good Green Lantern comics

I have some good news Anon http://www.newsarama.com/27897-van-jensen-leaving-the-flash-and-dcu-altogether.html

I am a robot trapped in the brain of a human.