NEW TURTLES TRAILER JUST HAPPENED WHAT'D JA THINK!?
>Nunchuck-whirling Turtle Van
God damn it, this movie is supposed to be shitty!
WHY AM I HAVING FUN?!
>Beebop and Rocksteady
Good stuff, though I'm not fond of the fact that Krang's invasion looks like the same generic stuff we've already seen in the Transformers movies, The Avengers, etc.
Really getting tired of disaster porn.
Michael Bay isn't exactly the shallow childhood raping misogynist, that reddit would have you believe. He knows how to have fun, or atleast, knows the right people for the job.
Platinum Dunes is pretty much the shit. Black Sails, the show MB produces is pretty cool.
That reminds me,wasn't there some batman/TMNT crossover that would be released? I think they announced it last year and I saw a thread about it but maybe I'm just imagining things.
>Michael Bay isn't exactly the shallow childhood raping misogynist,
He is physically incapable of not having any female character in his movies be anything than a plastic whore. Half of the last Transformers was a tangent on how it's OK for him to fuck teenage girls.
So it's the same shit as the first movie. More alvin and the chipmunks pop culture fart jokes wacky hijinks starring megan fox.
Count me out.
In his eyes it was unprofessional to keep her around. Bay and her would often jab at one another like that on set. It was pretty much just the norm. Spielberg was producing though and he got final say.
>He is physically incapable of not having any female character in his movies be anything than a plastic whore
Only if your a shallow fuck that ignores their personalities and character development. Say what you will about Megan Fox but her character was just as developed as sam's and honestly she kinda stole the show in the first movie
>thinks a black person can't be hitler too
You nazi bastard
Than out of the darkness came an awesome sound.
Shouted "Cowabunga!" as they hit the ground.
From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower.
BECAUSE THEY POSSESS TURTLE POWER!
I'm so hyped!
>bring anything new to the table.
Missing the point, son.
Y'know what brought "something new" to the table? Fant4stic. Resident Evil. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
I hate those movies to the point where I have a script for a Plinkett-like review typed up and ready to go when I get the motivation but Sam had a character arc and its one of the only decent ideas put forth by those shitfests.
Mikela is also not really anywhere near as developed as he is. She's just semi-competent T&A throughout.
>Say what you will about Megan Fox but her character was just as developed as sam's and honestly she kinda stole the show in the first movie
That's why it mostly sucked. April was a sue. The movie was about her and how the turtles and Splinter see her as a figure to be worshiped. Plus she delivering the finishing blow to Shredder in that film's final fight was girl power shit.
It's too good to be true.
No, literally. I refuse to believe this movie is going to be as good as it looks. It can't be. It just fucking can't be.
Called it that the pieces flying were technodrone parts.
FUCK yes this looks fun, this is what I wanted out of the first movie. I don't even give a shit bout megan, why would I? I'm finally gonna see Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady and the fucking technodrone on the big screen.
I live in a universe where they spent hundreds of millions of dollars on a movie about giant ninja turtles fighting a fucking brain in a robot and I am happy.
>Bebop and Rocksteady
>Shredder is back
If only Megan Fox wasn't in the movie I'd go to the midnight release. Holy crap this movie looks fun as hell.
What're the odds of us seeing mousers?
looks twice as good as the first
Doubtful, but it'd be fucking awesome as hell
>Basing your expectations off of RT scores
It's like you don't even watch movies.
I'll bet the critics are gonna fucking hate this, but it'll be loads of goofy fun.
A modern Secret of the Ooze, if you will; bad movie, but so much fun and stupid turtle shit that you don't even care.
This better not suck. I'm gonna have to sit through it with the kid, anyway.
>when fucking KRANG is on the Big Screen at long last
>when fucking KRANG in a BALD CYBERGIMP is on the Big screen at long last
ALL BETS ARE OFF
Fuck you. That cartoon was shit, and its influence has shit up the TMNT franchise ever since. If you had read TMNT before the cartoon came out, you'd understand. Just imagine loving The Dark Knight, and then hearing a cartoon was going to be released... and when it finally was, it was based on the 60's show with Adam West.
I cannot enjoy it. I will not enjoy it. Its impossible to go from Mirage's Leonardo One shot, then jump into the retarded world of the Cowabunga Pizza Turtles, and be like "Yeah, this is awesome!!".