Sum up your sex life with a /co/ related reaction pic.

>>79132508
Your sex life consists of you trying to hit on Humphrey Bogart?

>>79132639
literally me

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Landed myself a cutey recently. Really petite. Which i don't really like normally but she makes it work.

>>79132639
No fair, that's literally me.

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>>79133049
Woops not /co/ related. Let's try this one.

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>>79132508

>>79133380
Cheeky cunt

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I'm dating an amputee

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>>79132508

Don't lie. You assholes know it's true.

>>79133694
10/10

Pic related

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It's funny because I'm ugly

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Uhhh... this is kinda hard...

can someone find me a reaction gif to a girl inviting me over to her bday party
and then forced me to hang out with her friends all night until I was delirious and then forced sex on me while using her vibrator too
then I noticed all the blood
she realizes she's on her period
I drive home an hour away at 4 am
jerked it to a Raven thread

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Sex life with my long term gf is dead, thinking about fucking my ex but she's getting married next week so that shit probably won't fly.

I don't know anymore, might start sucking dick and see if I like that.

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>>79134924
How's this?

>>79135011
not terrifying and/or depressing enough

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>>79132508

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>>79135071
How bout this?

>>79133618
I'd like to hear more. This is my fetish

>>79133765
sauce?

>>79135128
perfect

>>79135207
Nothing to really talk about, she is just armless with big tits. yes I am purposefully denying your fetish fuel

>>79135286
Turtle.fish.paint

>>79132602
Yours isn't?

Degenerate.

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Emphasis on services.

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this is about right.

>>79133694
Underrated post. 10/10

>>79132639
BITES ZA DUSTO

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she did not like it come to find out

>>79135636
Is it true that hot amputees are legit stalked by 'devotee' assholes and fetish porn producers?

>>79135994

actually its this
>79133288
god bless you drunken slags

>>79136272
post more, my dick demands more of that

>>79136080
Any woman with something different about her that is enjoyed by fetishists get stalkers and chasers going after them trying to fulfill their fetish. Being handicapped or trans are the biggest ones.

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>>79132508

>>79133361
kek

>>79136080
Depends on what you mean by hot. To me she is a 6/10 but she enjoys my hobbies and I like her but I would assume yes, differences in looks and what is considered normal would lead to weirdo fetishists.

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>>79132508

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Pretty gud

>>79136651
>Bored Pussy
LONDON
O
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D
O
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Shooting blanks, everywhere I go

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>>79139241
oh boy

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it's her time of the month

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>>79140288
time to get down with the cloun

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>>79137993
Playing with yourself, I get it

>>79133070
Came to post this.

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This is my life.

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>>79132508

>>79140797
Kek'd audibly. Thank you for the new reaction image.

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>>79132508

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Spoilering this, don't want to taint an innocent's virgin eyes.

Manga are just Japanese comic books, r-right?

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im a virgin

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>non-canon

>>79132727
can someone help my boner here? Where is this from?

>>79141343
zone flash

>>79141343
Its a Zone animation loop. ;)

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>>79133618
Should've used this fampai

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It's been a few thousand years.

>>79141388
>>79141428
god's work, anons.

>>79136272
Pls never post ever again

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>mfw I'm getting cozy with a qt librarian and am making my move soon
Wish me luck boys

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>>79132639
Don't say an Anon never did anything for you

>>79142191
reach for the stars

>>79141156
That seems like a cute vanilla comic

>>79142191
Good luck mang, live the dream. Be healthy, respect each other, have fun.

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I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

>>79141597
You've got the touch?

>>79139241
Giving or Receiving

>>79140842
Bruce Willis, what are you doing in 1947 and with a full head of hair?

>>79142023
That image always makes me laugh out loud.

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>>79142919
pardon me but help out a fellow American who's down on his luck

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>>79142340
It is. It's actually not even porn, it's just a romance manga about a guy and his gf doing cute couple things, fucking, and renovating their shitty apartment. Would recommend if you like pure romance stories that don't just end when they kiss.

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>>79143104

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> trying to please pussy

>>79133627

I remember jacking it to this so many times in middle school.

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Yeah it's >>>/a/ but it's still pretty good.

>>79143886
>>79133627
Man, Slut Girl is one of the old classics. Everybody over a certain age remembers it.
It was the first hentai, hell pretty much any porn that, even after jacking it, I was still interested in it enough to keep reading.

>>79142340
>>79143100
>>79134947
You forget the biggest thing in that manga. The chick is dead. She's been dead for over a decade, I think several decades, by the time she meets the guy. She's a ghost.
Ghost blowjobs. WOO WOO!

>>79133627
>>79143886
>>79144171

My negros

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>>79143100
but once you fugg then the feelings of wanting her go away, I don't get it.
Why do you think every movie or book ever ends with them hooking up? The shit after that is the stupid part.

>>79144554
I pity the young, who know not the joys of secretly downloading hentai, hoping against all hope that no one comes into the family room this night and thinking about how you're going to hide it so you can enjoy it later. Each squeak of the floor sending a surge of adrenaline as you leap for the monitor power button, carefully thought out excuse ready on your lips.

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Everyday

>>79136100
10/10, I put my hand to the screen.

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>tfw 22 and have ED
if I can't get this shit fixed I'm fucking killing myself.

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>>79144505
Oh no, I didn't forget. My description was still accurate, wasn't it? In any case, have you actually read it before?

>>79144679
Maybe if you don't like romance

>>79145199
It's been a while, but yeah I have. Unless it continued? When I last read it she was able to go outside and it was shortly thereafter that I got to the end.

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I haven't had sex in 13 years

>>79145428
I'm at 22. Got a blowjob she didn't finish and tried to tell me she was pregnant. Didn't see that one coming. It's really a shame because I was head over heels for her, and we had been best friends for over a decade and now we don't even talk. It could be worse.

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>>79140364
>mfw when I actually did this in high school

>>79132639
i feel like whoever it is who posts this picture is never different from the last person who posted it.

is it just me who thinks that?

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>>79145365
Utako was going to record a CD, and it ends with them drinking beer and reminiscing.

I'm glad someone else read this. Probably one of my favorite romance stories in general.

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I know it's not quite /co/ but god damn do I love being with my girl now. She's cute, loves /co/ and /a/ shit, cosplays Kamala like a mother fucker and is wicked smart.

She's also damn good in bed and rough as hell, just got I like em. Life if good, /co/mrades. Life is good sometimes....

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>mfw when my first and only sexual experience was a blowjob
>I had to wear a condom
>I could feel her teeth on my dick

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Its better than you think....

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>>79146229

I'll take your word for it, anon.

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>>79132508
Right hand is the only one who truly understands me.

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In the past year, the wife has discovered that she's really into sub/dom and fetish shit. We're buying new toys, outfits, and playing out new scenarios all the time. Life couldn't be better.

>>79134046
>>79134204
>>79134226


I am home.

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>>79147463
Nice.
What's the safeword?

>>79134947
"You gotta recycle the pussy" (Chris Rock)

>>79147580

We use the green/yellow/red system.

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>>79146282
Check & mate...

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>>79147648
"how do you feel when I do _this_?"
"...Sinestro"

>>79145737
The sex is cute too.

>>79146039

I fucking love this joke so much.

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I was molested and abused my entire childhood by my older female cousin and now sex is impossible for me despite over a decade in therapy. I've had multiple girlfriends over the years but sex has always been such a massive issue because I either can't perform, or if I do I have a mental breakdown. They've all left me for other men who would actually have sex with them. 8 was anyways upfront about my issues and they've all said it would be okay but now I have a severe abandonment complex too since they've all left or cheated. I've got attempted suicide twice now. Since my last ex left me I moved just outside town in a rural area and freelance online, I never leave my house now and haven't had social interaction face to face in 2 years because of my issues.

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>>79149737
That was fucking sad to read man, I'm so sorry that happened to you.

>>79136222
What is this from

>>79149737

That sucks bro. I'm sorry.

But if you can't have sex then you need to expand your definition of a committed relationship. Human beings have needs, and nobody is going to stay in a relationship with no sex. If you find someone who's really the right one and is in love with you, you might be surprised at how understanding they'd be if you suggested an open relationship or other means of satisfying them.

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>>79149737
That made me cry Anon... I hope you find someone for you

>>79149737
You sound incredibly whiny, bro. Go to therapy and get your shit together

>>79149737
sounds like a dreamlife. Someday i'll too move out somewhere where i can be a hermit. Thats the true freedom.

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>>79149907
Well I almost believed in humanity again, quit being a shit m8. This man is obviously in pain, he has endured shit I'm sure you've never had to. Big man behind a computer firing off comments you'd never say to anyone's face in real life. You sound incredibly obnoxious, bro. I hope you die alone friendless, and unloved because of how much of a dick you sound like.

>>79136125
That's my favorite thing

>>79142243
I love you.

>>79149935
I'm supposed to feel bad because this guy has mental problems and instead of getting help he just wants to mope around? Yeah no, eat a dick faggot.

>>79149976

His post says he's been in therapy for a decade.

>>79149990
Then he's obviously blocking out the treatment process.

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>>79149995
Just admit you were being an ass and move on.

>>79149995

Great diagnosis, anonymous internet poster.

>>79150004
Thanks.
>>79150001
Great post buddy, now I know you're a furfag

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>>79150017
>Warewolf makes me a fur fag
Ok clearly this is some 14 year old who has no idea what he is saying...ever. Go to bed, it's late Anon school is tomorrow.

>>79150032
>inability to spell 'werewolf'
>go to school

Maybe you should rethink that post buddy

>>79150043
I'm not your buddy, pal.

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for a time it was so amazing and showed so much promise. Now its gone and nothing more will come of it. Just gone forever

>>79150095
I'm not your pal, guy.

>>79132731
lolled

>>79149737
I'm sure I speak for the majority of us here on /co/ when I extend our sympathy. However, not to be impolite, have you considered taking it up the ass or pursuing homosexual relationships? If you become a sub, you won't have to worry about your own performance.

>>79150141
not your guy, sexyboy

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>>79150165
I wish I was sexy, instead I am fat and hairy with a goatee

>>79142220
So you fap to me?

>>79149737
Don't give up hope, there are asexual people out there. Maybe look up a site specifically for it or something. Or just pursue many fulfilling friendships. It's really a small number of close friendships that bring true happiness. Not really a relationship. Trust me, staying in Isolation will only make it worse.

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>>79149737
still think /ss/ is cool kids?

>>79145688
No, not really.

>>79132602
Am I the only one who sees Bruce Willis from Die Hard?

>>79144137
i dont know why but i always wanted kevin hook up with posey i think her relax nature could help kevin neurotic personality

>>79150407
source please

>>79132956
>What is intercourse?

>>79152149
Lascars, french movie, its pretty good.

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>>79132508
I don't even want to have sex.
I've never had any and I still think it's overrated considering the effort you'd need to put into getting any.

>>79151354
Yippee-ki-yay anonymous

>>79134310
The Goon is cute as fuck tho

>>79144739
I keked, for me it was engine sounds.

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>>79132508
>tfw last time having sex was shit

>>79133694
Ayy