What would you try to do in your playthrough of Roy: A Life Well Lived?
Start drinking at age 15, have a shouting match with the only girlfriend I ever really liked, work a job I hate so I can pay for power and Internet, and browse 4chan until I die of liver failure in my thirties.
I think I'd try to start a prostitution ring then develop a chocking fetish that'll lead to my death, IF I time it out right it'll be a chocked out girl just as the police come in to bust me. It'll be the perfect release.
None of us are Rick. Morty had no idea he was in a simulation, he was just living his life. Rick is a crazy ass interdimensional scientist who could straight up talk to Morty while in the simulation.
anyone else would just play this game repeatable because it's basically immortality?
Ig this game never changes the environment, I'd try my best to exploit my memory into playing the stock market/gambling/future vision to get a lot of money.
If the environment constantly changes after each playthrough. I'd just live a normal life, getting a little farther after each playthrough, maybe I'd improve my real life.
I'm an insecure and emotionally unstable little creep, so my having a natural aptitude in sports instead of doodling faggy comics would probably sponsor a dark turn in my life.
I'd probably terrorize people and avoid actual responsibilities until I got kicked out of college (after getting in for football shit)
Then I'd drink myself to death, and leave massive loans for my family to deal with.
27 years, tops.
I would probably do everything I ever wanted to do in real life but couldn't because of consequences and not wanting to hurt real people then off myself if I ever ended up in an untenable situation so I could start the simulation again and try something different.
God I hope they bring back a gag with Roy 2.
I would try to be a neet for as long as possible and try and see if the game has one of those "pacifist" type scores where you get way more points if you can manage to get by by not using a lot of the tools the game gives you.
My Roy life would probably be pretty close to my real life since you have no idea its a simulation.
It would be cool to play hundreds of games of Roy and develop thousands of years of life experience though.
You have to hate yourself because other people refuse to hate you when they really, really ought to.
How the fuck is it ok to be a piece of shit and like yourself?
That gives me an idea. Maybe I'd make a run where I try to make as many people cry super hard for real as possible. Not by pushing them down and calling them names and shit. I mean. Real. Shit.
who /cheese pizza/ achievement here.
Got atleast 50 girls into my van before the Feds caught on.
Join army. Get shipped off somewhere. Go awol. Attempt to become a merc. If I survive and become good enough cut off my arma ND replace it with a mechanical prosthetic and Don an eye oatch. Try to become big boss
/roy/ here, any of you faggots manage to get the Cat's in the Cradle achievement yet? I'm using the "make my son play sports he doesn't like and belittle his interests" method to get to estrangement and the "three packs a day" method to get to cancer, but once I get to the hospital, I always die JUST before my son realizes he wants to reconcile.
Any trick to this?
I want to know, why is there so much fucking porn out there of Rick fucking Morty? It's an old disgusting guy fucking his low-IQ grandson, how the fuck can that arouse anyone? Why would anyone want that?
Pedophiles? I honestly do not think so, there's so many other shows with adult and kid characters and this shit just doesn't happen in the same magnitude. Go to paheal and the majority of R&M porn is those two fucking. It's like a joke that has gone too far and I'm morbidly curious to imagine who the hell feels this is exciting. Is it fangirls? Overweight 20-something girls with their ten cats sitting there drawing an elderly alcoholic fucking his grandson up the asshole?
Summer I could understand, Summer/Rick or Summer/Morty if you have an obvious incest fetish, or Beth/any other character. But Rick and fucking Morty? Nobody should ever need to want that. I don't get it.
Have undarage sex, study piano lessons, marry first gf, open up a bar, play piano, have a house, midlife crisis, become alcoholic and have an affair with my own cousin, then die tryin to save some kids. Or ill speedrun it.
I just assumed that because it was morty's first time playing, he had no idea it was a simulation, but rick had played it before and that was why he was able to talk and do something like going off the grid.
Sometimes people just draw stuff for a laugh. I personally can't masturbate to anything I produce because I only see it as a drawing or an image. I'd gladly jerk off to it if it was done by someone else though.