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>Describe your last sexual encounter with a spongebob quote
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BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
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DEEUGH
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>>79080010
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NOSFERATU
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>>79080010
SEVERAL
SECONDS
LATER
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MY LEG!
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AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
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THE MANIAC IS IN THE MAIL BOX
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FIRMLY GRASP IT IN YOUR HAND
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Did you try setting it to Wumbo?
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Uh...I can explain.
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You forgot the pickles
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>>79080190
The only true answer.
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>>79080010
The Conch says... No.
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Say hello to Used Napkin!
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AND SHE SUCKED MY WEINER TIL I SAW HER TEETH IN MY BUTTHOLE

That counts, right?
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...Are you ready kids?
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Make Out Reef!
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sorry you had to see that
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When in doubt, pinky out!
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>>79080010
I'm already halfway there!
halfway there!
halfway there!
halfway there!
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Long. Tan. Handsome.
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Hey man that's not cool
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>>79080010
IMAAAGINATION.
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Keep going... you're good... you're good...
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>>79080396
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>>79080506
The unedited version of that should be the spongebob mascot for /jp/...
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*drawn out fart noise*

Pumping air up your dick does funny things.
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>>79080010
>It's just a drawing
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SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT
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>>79080010
The money is always right!
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BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
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>>79080010
This is...delicious!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0H0g4pZaY

nsfw
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WE HAVE TO DROP THE LOAD!
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>>79080974
Ew.
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>>79080735
oh sick, how do you live with yourself after that?!
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Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
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>Days like today only come once, maybe twice in a lifetime. Savor every moment. And it's all thanks to Wormy
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>now which one o' you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?
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>>79080010
MY LEG!
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>>79080010
Don't touch me I'm sterile.
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>sound of a channel other than Nickelodeon playing on TV while SpongeBob is airing
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With cheese, Mr. Squidward. With cheese.
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IT WAS BIG, SCARY, AND PINK
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SOILED IT!!!
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>>79080735
Great, now I have to explain to my 3 year old daughter what a cheese sandwich is in sexual terms. Thanks a lot asshole.
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I'm Dirty Dan
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>The Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
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I can't remember any.
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Did somebody say chocolate???
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SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT.
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"We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
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>>79080147
Fucking lost
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"Why didn't you tell me this was my mother's house?!"
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>We did it, Patrick!
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Well I have white pimple bumps now below my abdomen, so what's a good quote for a herpes scare?
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>ME MILLIONTH DOLLAR
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>>79084814
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>>79084814
Here's what you do! You go to the sex club where the dude poked you and shout at the top of your lungs

>>79082732
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Oh, that's real nice
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A ONE WAY TICKET TO PAIN!
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hey, man. that's not cool.

>>79084688
lol
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I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face!
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>>79084860
https://youtu.be/Vq6WTm23bZI
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OH NO HE'S HOT
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>>79080010
Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells smelly.
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>>79084938

>Thai

I'm dyin
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>>79085017
lol

the rest of that line makes sense too
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>>79080010
IT'S BIG!
SCARY!
AND PINK!
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I WANNA WEAR DIADIES
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IMAGINATION
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"Wanna see me do it again?"
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And then you get behind her and I'll push.
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>>79080010
PELVIC THRUST!
Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
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Are you feeling it now, Mr.Krabs?
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Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?!
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Don't forget to pelvic woo!
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>>79086270
I'm too lazy to go back and format the spoilers correctly, probably why all I have is imagination
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>>79080010
CUZ IT AIN'T THERE cuz storing dead niggers AIN'T MY FUCKING BUSINESS, that's why.
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CHOCOLATE
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>>79080010
I said assertive, not insertive!
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BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOO
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>>79084938
>>79085022

Man that Greek guy wasn't even trying
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"And I only cried for 20 minutes."
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I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.

I NEEEEEED IT
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Billy put that down! It has germs on it!
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>>79087190
Just like the rest of his country
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"My best friend, and my ex-best friend, and... Rubber Bath Toys!"
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>>79080239
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I ripped my pants
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Would you like some cheese on that, sir?
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Wait, so you're telling me you're not a woman?
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Am I the biggest loser on the beach?
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Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
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look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT !
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>>79087588
Haha
Ha
Ha...
I'm sorry, Anon ;_;
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Welcome to the salty spittoon. How tough are ya?
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>>79091107
>;_;
>>>/trash/
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First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
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>are ya ready kids?! I caaan't heaar yoouuu
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Put that thing away. There are like children here.
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>>79080010
We love you kevin!
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It'll go right to your thighs!
And then you'll blow up.
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Oh! So that's what I taste like.
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>>79080010
>/co/
>sexual encounters
>ever
You mean like the ones that DO NOT EXIST?
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You're good, you're good, you're good...
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>>79084938
>Czech
did he say 'DA FUUUUUU'?
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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
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It was BIG, SCARY, and PINK
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>>79080677
Well these claws aren't just for attracting mates!
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>>79080074
I came here to post this
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>>79101836
Thanks for sharing.
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>>79091745
;_; is an acceptable emoticon on 4chan, newfriend.
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>>79084938
The Itallian one sounds like fuckin' Luigi.
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