>be a 90s kid shitter >have healthy crushes on xj-9 and

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>tfw you'll never rub her tummy to lull her to sleep

You're never too old for this shit. Age is just a number.

It's perfectly healthy to want to bone a lizard girl. Remember that.

There is nothing wrong with wanting to bone teens, as they have reached mating age.

The morality comes into play only in the context of SHOULD you bang teens even though you obviously will want to, knowing they are not mentally matured even though their bodies are

She's a fictional character, anon. There's nothing immoral or unethical about wanting to bone her. Use your imagination.

>>79070530
The mom is fucking hot

>>79072259
>knowing they are not mentally matured even though their bodies are
Well that was really stupid of nature how it planned that out.

>>79071533
What? NO its not

hey man

don't tell me what is right

>>79070530
you're never too old. but it would help if you had GOTTEN a girl and then grew up with her and now you see her as the next step. but we don't find any one.
>>79072259
the solution is to induce mental maturity. it aint that hard, people have done it for millennia, they only just stopped because they had the luxury. I forget who said it, but the quote is approximately 'adolescence is a modern disease'

>>79072975
exactly. which is why that's not how it's planned out. To accomplish this state, you have to hold them back HARD, which is what modern society is doing. literally retarding their development by trapping them in public school and isolating them from any adult influence other than family or federal government agents masquerading as teachers by making any other adult a 'dangerous stranger'

>>79070530

If your tastes in people haven't matured with age you're probably still a teenager inside.

>>79073932
Isn't everyone? You ask an 80 year old what age he feels underneath all the arthritis and liver spots and he'll tell you 18.

>>79073080
It's literally natural for people to want to stick their dick in/get fucked by a living creature/being that is intelligent, capable of mating, and is hot

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>>79070530
When I realized OP has nothing interesting to say.

Seriously, stop.

>>79073346
lol wut? It's a joke as old as jokes that teens are retarded children who happen to be able to get each other pregnant.

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>>79070530
Did you know?
>lizards grow more if you feed them more
>the bigger they get, the earlier they reach sexual maturity

>>79074425
Yeah but for something that isn't alive

Can someone upload the second episode already?

What is the first episode? How exactly did she turn into a lizard?

>>79075952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSf7wuvSCqs

>>79075952
It was just written in the description of the first episode. Her dad invented some sort of zit remover, and it turned her into a lizard.

The first episode was actually about a weirdo that had a crush on her. Search Youtube for Lizzie or Lizzie Go90 or something. It should turn up.

>>79070179
>>79072257
Can someone do this and upload the second episode to youtube please? You can't access the individual clips without the app and you can't get the app if you're not American.

>>79072975
In nature our species had offspring as early as 14. Though it wasn't until like 6,000 BCE that we managed to reasonably live beyond 34.

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I'm starting to think he turned his daughter into a lizard just to get at those ridiculously high ass shelves.

>>79076930
He really does need to learn to wear pants.

>>79076077

I really think the series would work better if they just hadn't explained why she was a lizard.

>>79073377
*unsheathes tinfoil fedora*

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>>79076995

She is embarrassed of her neckbeard dad, what makes you think any of you clowns have a chance with her?

>>79073346
>I forget who said it, but the quote is approximately 'adolescence is a modern disease'

Shakespeare wrote a famous story about dumbass teens fucking everything up with their raging hormones. This was just after BGH was introduced to the food supply and the first teenager was created.

>>79077066
I-I'm a nice guy

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>rainbow orgasm confirmed

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>>79077229

>>79077229
This might be her best color.

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>>79077266

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>>79077333

>>79077229
>>79077266
>>79077333
Stop teasing and upload the damn episode already

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>>79077408

Oh, look. A slightly lighter shade of green.

>>79077488

Can't believe they named the fucking principle before her family or friends.

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>>79077488
is that girl gunther ??

>>79077522

Not anymore.

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>>79077512
Bailey and Sophia were named within seconds of the first episode.

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>>79077522

>>79077637
But which one's which?

>>79077637

Huh, must've been distracted.

>>79077690

Bailey's the chunky vanilla number.

>>79076322

Sorry this took so long. I dont wanna post on youtube cause of copyright, but here ya go. Episode 2.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/wrpko8bvimj9cv2/liz.mkv?dl=0

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>>79077690
Bailey is the chubby blonde and Sophia is the skinny dark haired girl.

>>79077794
Wait a second, wait a fucking second, that poster on the very right. Holy shit she might not be the first one to go through this.

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>>79077756
The hero that /co/ deserves.

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>>79077875

Who or what is Benben?

And the bitch's name is Brooklyn.

>>79077756
Fucking finally!
Thank you.

>>79077756
Hey thanks dude. Really didn't want to install an app.

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>>79077756
Thanks M H. I took the liberty of converting to mp4 and ploading here for streamfags who don't have bandwidth or can't access dropbox.
http://b.1339.cf/ltjkwlb.mp4
And the raw dropbox file too http://b.1339.cf/wnzqqsa.mkv

>>79078539
>what's wrong, dear?
>could it be you're craving my McNuggies

>>79078539
Does this remind anyone else of the
"oh hi, I fixed your ham" image?

>>79077875
I enjoy the fact she can change her colors at will and decided she wanted to be red today.

>benben

?

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>>79079026
Who is this "Benben", why does she want to be class president? Was she in Lizzie's class, or even in the cafeteria for that matter? Is Benben her first name or last name? This show is so mysterious.

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>>79079212
>Who is this "Benben", why does she want to be class president?
Dunno. That'll probably be an upcoming episode.
>Was she in the cafeteria?
Yes.

>>79079212
>don't you believe in fairies?

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>>79079212
Benben drowned

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>>79070530
I'm gonna need a reason why she is a lizard.

>>79076045
>Guy wants to keep a girl in a cage.
>Gives him a detached limb in which he kisses.

This is for kids?

>>79080135
Father attempted to invent zit cream, instead turned her into a lizard

>>79080135
Supposedly the story is that her father invented a skin cream that turned her into a lizard. Tail, eyes, tongue, fascination with insects, the whole nine yards.
Why they let him in charge of a cafeteria with hundreds of children is another question entirely.

Bump for cute lizard and friends

>>79081479
We really don't have much to talk about quite yet. It's really just masturbating to children and making fun of her dad at this point.

>>79082258
Well...previous thread lasted to the bump limit.
But I guess you're right.

>>79082714
That's because of artfags, unfortunately I don't think there'll be any more.

>>79079976
IF YA HEAR ME FOR YA SEE ME I GOT KING KONG IN DA TRUNK

>>79078561

RONNIE GET OUT OF MY CARTOONS

>>79085441
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>79086059
The worst part is that there's a slightly higher than 99% chance of that being the canon ending.

what did I miss?

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>>79086302
flavor of the moment

>>79086381

What a qt.

>>79071533
>Age is just a number.

What the hell you doing here, Pomf?

>>79082258
So is this just a couple of pilot episodes or a planned series?

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>>79070530
>Draw 23 year old
>Say she's 14

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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>>79087832
There doesn't seem to be a lot of info about for it, but Birk Rawlings (head of animations for DreamWorksTV), described Lizzie as a 'series'.

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is there a schedule or something for new episodes?

>>79077488
>The only white male in the picture is a dweeby ginger kid

>>79088236
AGENDA!!!1

>>79088236
There's a guy right behind him tha'ts white.

>>79088236
a good 6 or 7 of them are still white dude

>>79088300
tawny at best

those ridge things on her eyes are kinda weird for me tho...

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>>79076045
>>79076077
>show made with scalie protag
>spends whole first ep making fun of scalies

I love whoever made this

>>79070530
You don't have to be your own age in your fantasies.
Or keep to canon.

Just remember your age when not fantasizing, and remember that your OCs need to stay on e621.

>>79090954
THAT'S DANGEROUSLY LEWD, ANON

>>79088128
Someone said new episode every Thursday or Friday, I think.

>>79083226
YOU JINXED IT
In the best possible way

>>79092377
We must get lewder.
..After I sleep.

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4chan gets hooked on a DreamWorkstv cartoon. It's not the one you watch.

Goddammit.

>>79093905
can I fuck that cat

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>>79093923

Maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHOXohSXvB8

we need more fan art

>>79094356
That rat had it coming. Crossover episode when?

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>>79077689
>not 'papersplease.gif'

>>79078539
This is one of the most disgusting character designs I have ever seen.

>>79078539
Ok, but I'm seriously starting to wonder how that dude managed to procreate. From what we've seen he's a total sperg to the point of parody.
Overthinking, I know, but still.
Wonder what hidden qualities the mom has.

>>79097391
My money's on her having fucked up Lizzie's formula, since most of his experiments seem successful.

>>79078539
gentleman and a scholar

>shallow cartoon
>15 replies and thread 404s
>shallow cartoon with waifu material
>2 successful active threads
woah... so this is the power of waifus...

>>79097639
buddy, you don't know the half of it

>>79089607
It's like they expected /co/ to latch on.

>>79097639
what thread?

>>79097703
we had a 500 post thread that lasted 2 days before this one

>>79097733
no i mean what other cartoon thread

>>79097760
I wasn't referring to a particular thread, I just wanted to point out that your average cartoon with no waifu material gets ignored easily by /co/.

>>79097818
Is Lizzie even true Waifu material? She seems like a normal girl once you get past the whole "she's a scaly" thing.

bump

>>79097924
>She seems like a normal girl once you get past the whole "she's a scaly" thing
How does that counteract "waifu material"?

>>79099606
I thought the whole idea of "waifus" were to be women too good to be true in every aspect.
Then again, I think waifuism is stupid so maybe I'm missing the point.

>>79097924
I'd say she's more of a daughteru material

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>>79100016
Go on?

>>79099694
No, they're just extremely sexually attractive. For example, Toph is mai waifu even though she's an abusive broke-brained whore who would probably make my life a living hell outside of the bedroom if she actually existed and I married her.

>>79097239
90% sure that's intentional. He's supposed to be utterly un-sexy, even fucking Greg from SU has people who wanted to fuck him these guys wanted the un-fuckable dad.

>>79099694
>>79101183
no. Jesus Christ no. stuff like this is why people should not try to snag lingo from boards they don't go to.

>>79102324
Which of the posts that you're quoting do you disagree with?

>>79102455
both. waifus are neither "is perfect in every way" or "is fap material". it's literally just "fictional character you would like to be in a relationship with if they were real"

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>>79085899

>Wife and Child are highly advanced Replace

>>79102586
Ah, so it still is really stupid. Thanks anon, now I know.

>>79102586
Yeah. The daughterfu thing is just as retarded if not more.

>>79087578
/vp/ seems to be browsing /co/ tonight

>>79072259
It's not immoral to bone a teen who mutually consents.

Only illegal.

I propose we change the laws and lower the age of consent to 14.

>>79070530
>have qt gf who is apparently out of my league
>keep losing erections during sex because I'm not feeling it
>see this thread
>interested
>very interested

Would I have turned out this way if it wasn't for the internet?

>>79073346
>the solution is to induce mental maturity. it aint that hard, people have done it for millennia, they only just stopped because they had the luxury. I forget who said it, but the quote is approximately 'adolescence is a modern disease'
This is why I support the idea of child soldiers. Sure they are children when they get conscripted but they are soldiers when they are done. Think of how efficient it would be but of course modern society worries about comfort rather than progression

>>79105112
In the old thread I pointed out how much military application Lizzie's potion has, what with the changing colors to blend into the environment and ability to lose and regrow limbs when frightened or startled. Do you think she'd be the weapon that could surpass Metal Gear?

>>79104858
It bears repeating:
>>79075359

>>79106625
But then she'd be a fat, amazonian superwoman.

>>79106830
lizards store a vast majority of their fat in their tails. she would have a wonderfully plump tail.

>>79106830
What are you, gay?

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>>79094356
-"Hell's bells!"
-"ACDC?"
-"You made that up."
-"Did not..."

fucking KEK

>>79107678
I never said I was against it.

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>>79070530
>tfw man in his 20s>
>tfw still into /co/
>mfw waifu material and cute characters

Torn between worlds, I accept my fate

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Just letting you know 4chan...When you're done playing in the kiddie pool. Let me know when you want to get swamped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjpqln9o8kM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwG-PU1rpVc

There's also some episodes with Grey DeLisle getting her earwax licked and Jill Talley as a giraffe. (Tom Kenny's wife and Gretchen and Nina from Camp Lazlo)

>>79108018
>wearing crocs

>>79108378
BoJack did it first

I've never been a waifu shut-in faggot, but I probably watch things I shouldn't enjoy regardless.

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>>79108018
>Let's try another roleplay. Now I'm a fox.
>You have pretty big ego.
It shouldn't make me laugh but it does.

>>79108018
...meh.

>>79106963
How plump we talking here?

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>>79109993
depends how much you fed her and what kind of lizard she is. judging from her overall abilities and such I'd say she's some kind of cross between a Jackson's Chameleon and a Leopard Gecko. for reference, the leopard gecko's tail can regularly grow to be almost the size of its whole body, as seen in pic related.

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>>79109993

Plump as the leg of a scooter bound diabetic walmart greeter, son.

>>79110897
I want an artfag to draw pics of this. please.

>>79110989
rainbowgasm optional

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>>79110897

>Leopard Gecko

I'd have gone basilisk.

>>79111023
her appearance is that of the chameleon mostly, I was bringing in LG because of her ability to drop her tail (which IIRC neither the Jackson's Chameleon nor the Basilisk Lizard possess), as well as the size of it and the fact that her tail tapers near the base, unlike that of most lizards other than LGs

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>>79070530
>getting too old for this shit
Get with the times, grandpa.

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>>79111353
Yes. Very much yes.

>>79110989
>when the acid kicks in

>>79111353
I'm afraid that if I touch her she'll break in half.

>>79105112
Now that soldiering is basically just videogames, I agree completely.

>>79104858
some 14 year olds are still children. some fucking 28 year olds are. Some 13 year olds are adults. it's cruel to allow the former or to forbid the latter. we have to take this shit on an individual level the way we do with guns and cars.

>>79111353
I agree with >>79111939 , the overall idea is good but a more adult-proportioned body would make it look more natural and less "spindly pin-up"

>Scalefags
ree

>>79070530
could be worse, you could be a religious person hell bent on killing the infidels in a specific region of the world and raping women/men in that specific region because your own country is a shit hole

>>79112016
mate it's illegal for a 13yo to drive a car

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Lizzie vs Maggie

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>>79112331
WAY better.

>>79112378

Sorry, not into vore.

>>79112331
mucho bueno senpai

>>79112353
but a 14 y/o can. In Alaska.

>>79112489
>Alaska
third world countries don't count

>>79112211
That's nice /pol/

I hate to be that guy, but Lizzie has a nice butt

>>79112578
SHE'S IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

>>79112578
post proofs

>>79112684
agreed. lizardbutt proof is needed.

>>79112378
Lizzie'd win unless there was a shrink/growth ray involved.

>>79114235
>Neckbeard dad
Good God how horrible

>>79088236
>white
>ginger

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>>79112684
>>79113085
With her mom-jeans it's kind of hard to see

>>79112652

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>>79114472
Oh, and here's the proof. For some reason I briefly thought I was uploading two images at once cause I'm an idiot.

>>79112378
Are you trying to encourage vore? We don't need art of Maggie squirming around Lizzie's tongue.

>>79074204
Hahaha no. Not at all.

>>79076637
Don't listen to this guy he doesn't know shit. Average age skewed by baby deaths doesn't mean no one lived past 30 something. Plenty of people made it into their 50s and 60s.

>>79114857
m-man why you gotta phrase it like that

>>79114857
>not wanting to see girls making each other squirm with their tongues

What's wrong with your brain?

>>79070530
Fat guy hot wife. Bonus points: She's a red head.
I wouldn't have a problem with this if it didn't seem to be every other TV married couple while I don't see it in real life. In my experience, the wife is normally the fatter one.

>>79070530
I only have crushes on grown-up womyn from comics.

>>79076045
This... is meant to be bad, right? It's like a parody of kids cartoons, especially everything before she goes to the dude's house

I must be missing something here. Or maybe I'm too old for this after all.

>>79125958
Oh no, it's pretty meh aside from Lizzie herself being moderately attractive. A pity, because a cartoon about a lizard trying to fit in human society would be pretty good, even if it'd send /x/ into hysterics.

>>79125958
What the fuck are you expecting from a three minute cartoon, exactly? It was cute and the fetish jokes were legitimately funny.

>>79125958
all childrens cartoons are actually very self-aware of how terrible they are, and intentionally play it up as meta humor. Backyardigans is a satire matching the level of Machiavelli's 'The Prince'.

>>79114496
PORN
WHEN

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Would utterly destroy.

>>79110941
>>79128833
Crossover needed.