>be a 90s kid shitter
>have healthy crushes on xj-9 and kim possible
>now a man in his 20s
>pic related about to air
>want to bone the lizard girl
>realize she is just a teen
When did you realize you were getting too old for this shit, co?
>tfw you'll never rub her tummy to lull her to sleep
There is nothing wrong with wanting to bone teens, as they have reached mating age.
The morality comes into play only in the context of SHOULD you bang teens even though you obviously will want to, knowing they are not mentally matured even though their bodies are
you're never too old. but it would help if you had GOTTEN a girl and then grew up with her and now you see her as the next step. but we don't find any one.
the solution is to induce mental maturity. it aint that hard, people have done it for millennia, they only just stopped because they had the luxury. I forget who said it, but the quote is approximately 'adolescence is a modern disease'
exactly. which is why that's not how it's planned out. To accomplish this state, you have to hold them back HARD, which is what modern society is doing. literally retarding their development by trapping them in public school and isolating them from any adult influence other than family or federal government agents masquerading as teachers by making any other adult a 'dangerous stranger'
When I realized OP has nothing interesting to say.
Did you know?
>lizards grow more if you feed them more
>the bigger they get, the earlier they reach sexual maturity
It was just written in the description of the first episode. Her dad invented some sort of zit remover, and it turned her into a lizard.
The first episode was actually about a weirdo that had a crush on her. Search Youtube for Lizzie or Lizzie Go90 or something. It should turn up.
Can someone do this and upload the second episode to youtube please? You can't access the individual clips without the app and you can't get the app if you're not American.
I'm starting to think he turned his daughter into a lizard just to get at those ridiculously high ass shelves.
>I forget who said it, but the quote is approximately 'adolescence is a modern disease'
Shakespeare wrote a famous story about dumbass teens fucking everything up with their raging hormones. This was just after BGH was introduced to the food supply and the first teenager was created.
Oh, look. A slightly lighter shade of green.
Bailey and Sophia were named within seconds of the first episode.
Bailey is the chubby blonde and Sophia is the skinny dark haired girl.
The hero that /co/ deserves.
Who or what is Benben?
And the bitch's name is Brooklyn.
Thanks M H. I took the liberty of converting to mp4 and ploading here for streamfags who don't have bandwidth or can't access dropbox.
And the raw dropbox file too http://b.1339.cf/wnzqqsa.mkv
Who is this "Benben", why does she want to be class president? Was she in Lizzie's class, or even in the cafeteria for that matter? Is Benben her first name or last name? This show is so mysterious.
>Who is this "Benben", why does she want to be class president?
Dunno. That'll probably be an upcoming episode.
>Was she in the cafeteria?
I'm gonna need a reason why she is a lizard.
Supposedly the story is that her father invented a skin cream that turned her into a lizard. Tail, eyes, tongue, fascination with insects, the whole nine yards.
Why they let him in charge of a cafeteria with hundreds of children is another question entirely.
>Draw 23 year old
>Say she's 14
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
There doesn't seem to be a lot of info about for it, but Birk Rawlings (head of animations for DreamWorksTV), described Lizzie as a 'series'.
>show made with scalie protag
>spends whole first ep making fun of scalies
I love whoever made this
4chan gets hooked on a DreamWorkstv cartoon. It's not the one you watch.
Ok, but I'm seriously starting to wonder how that dude managed to procreate. From what we've seen he's a total sperg to the point of parody.
Overthinking, I know, but still. Wonder what hidden qualities the mom has.
No, they're just extremely sexually attractive. For example, Toph is mai waifu even though she's an abusive broke-brained whore who would probably make my life a living hell outside of the bedroom if she actually existed and I married her.
>Wife and Child are highly advanced Replace
>have qt gf who is apparently out of my league
>keep losing erections during sex because I'm not feeling it
>see this thread
Would I have turned out this way if it wasn't for the internet?
>the solution is to induce mental maturity. it aint that hard, people have done it for millennia, they only just stopped because they had the luxury. I forget who said it, but the quote is approximately 'adolescence is a modern disease'
This is why I support the idea of child soldiers. Sure they are children when they get conscripted but they are soldiers when they are done. Think of how efficient it would be but of course modern society worries about comfort rather than progression
In the old thread I pointed out how much military application Lizzie's potion has, what with the changing colors to blend into the environment and ability to lose and regrow limbs when frightened or startled. Do you think she'd be the weapon that could
surpass Metal Gear?
-"You made that up."
>tfw man in his 20s>
>tfw still into /co/
>mfw waifu material and cute characters
Torn between worlds, I accept my fate
Just letting you know 4chan...When you're done playing in the kiddie pool.
Let me know when you want to get swamped.
There's also some episodes with Grey DeLisle getting her earwax licked and Jill Talley as a giraffe. (Tom Kenny's wife and Gretchen and Nina from Camp Lazlo)
>Let's try another roleplay. Now I'm a fox.
>You have pretty big ego.
It shouldn't make me laugh but it does.
depends how much you fed her and what kind of lizard she is. judging from her overall abilities and such I'd say she's some kind of cross between a Jackson's Chameleon and a Leopard Gecko. for reference, the leopard gecko's tail can regularly grow to be almost the size of its whole body, as seen in pic related.
Plump as the leg of a scooter bound diabetic walmart greeter, son.
her appearance is that of the chameleon mostly, I was bringing in LG because of her ability to drop her tail (which IIRC neither the Jackson's Chameleon nor the Basilisk Lizard possess), as well as the size of it and the fact that her tail tapers near the base, unlike that of most lizards other than LGs
>getting too old for this shit
Get with the times, grandpa.
some 14 year olds are still children. some fucking 28 year olds are. Some 13 year olds are adults. it's cruel to allow the former or to forbid the latter. we have to take this shit on an individual level the way we do with guns and cars.
could be worse, you could be a religious person hell bent on killing the infidels in a specific region of the world and raping women/men in that specific region because your own country is a shit hole
With her mom-jeans it's kind of hard to see
Oh, and here's the proof. For some reason I briefly thought I was uploading two images at once cause I'm an idiot.
Fat guy hot wife. Bonus points: She's a red head.
I wouldn't have a problem with this if it didn't seem to be every other TV married couple while I don't see it in real life. In my experience, the wife is normally the fatter one.
This... is meant to be bad, right? It's like a parody of kids cartoons, especially everything before she goes to the dude's house
I must be missing something here. Or maybe I'm too old for this after all.
Oh no, it's pretty meh aside from Lizzie herself being moderately attractive. A pity, because a cartoon about a lizard trying to fit in human society would be pretty good, even if it'd send /x/ into hysterics.
all childrens cartoons are actually very self-aware of how terrible they are, and intentionally play it up as meta humor. Backyardigans is a satire matching the level of Machiavelli's 'The Prince'.