What went oh so wrong, /co/?

>>79036768
it was a straight to video that got a theatrical release for some unholy reason?

Everything. Absolutely everything.
This movie should be considered the textbook example of everything that should be avoided at the moment of making an animated film. This and Foodfight.

Has this been streamed, yet?

Literally nothing, you fags just have shit taste. Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

>>79036768
Took me about 10 seconds to figure out this wasn't a picture of an alien covered by a bed sheet.

>>79036768
The normies wouldn't get out

Someone post the trailer.

Because the whole movie is basically that spread over the entire length of it.

>>79036916
Fuck you for typing that.

>>79037429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A_F5oYJGI

>>79037705
Is there a single original idea in this movie? Holy fucking shit, it's like it keeps switching between "Happy Feet" and "Madagascar."

>>79037705
>CARIBOOYA

Heh

>>79037440
Just shake it off, anon.

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>>79036916
You dick, I almost took you seriously for a second there

>>79036916
I really really really fucking hate this song

>>79037705
CAUSE I KEEP MOVING

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ROB SCHNEIDER IS

>>79036768
Did you really expect something good?

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Maybe it was a money laundering scheme?

>>79037705
>Life can be a real bear

Why would you do that?

It's 'life can be hard to bear', if you want to make a pun there.

>>79036916
Go die in a car accident

Dude, I am absolutely stupefied by the trailer for this movie. Who made a conscious effort to make the laziest movie of all time? The animation is laughable, they use stock sound effects out the ass, and the trailer covers the whole film.

I can't understand how anyone would want to put their name on this, or any money whatsoever.

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>>79039526
>What the fuck this is just one of those shoestring budget straight to DVD Brazil products

>Remember the Lionsgate logo at the start

I'm going to assume this is an amateur work or something, like a B-team

>>79039610

>the glasses

kek I fucking love this

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FUCK YOU, IT'S JANUARY.

Why is January the dumping ground for movies? Is it because it's after the holidays?

>>79038797
I actually like that song. But of course I'm not /mu/ fag that complain about pop music.

>>79039888
For most media.

>>79039908
Blank Space is better and it's shit

>>79039888
I dunno, it seems like the dumping ground for celebrities too.

Ba-dum-tsh.

Also, trips checked.

>>79039951

Every day is the dumping ground for celebrities.

>>79039933
https://www.reddit.com/r/lewronggeneration

>>79039963
Into the cemetery, I mean.

>>79039857
It's the one thing RLM are always fucking right about

>>79039526
>Who made a conscious effort to make the laziest movie of all time?

Usually not how it happens. People go in wanting to make at least a decent movie for their paycheck, because everyone realizes that not every project they work on to pay their bills is going to be a blockbuster/critically acclaimed.

However, even the most loved movies have their fair share of hurdles and issues during production. Sometimes, the movie manages to salvage it and be good. Very often (usually more often), the issues make the movie a wreck and people just do what they can to polish the turd in the hopes that it makes enough money that they can still hope to be hired for another project.

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>>79039908
>Had to hear it at work constantly
>Go to grab food and supermarket is playing it
>Other stores were playing it
>Turn on TV and it's on Channel V, or dear god n-SHAKEITOFFFAAAMMMMMMM

It wasn't a pleasant time

>>79039908
I like this guy's version. https://youtu.be/Tv94swj4sjo

>>79040079
Yeah, but it's pretty blatant there's no actual CREATIVITY going on in this.

Like, A New Hope was an absolute travesty to create and had constant issues, but won over crowds in the end because it was daring to be different and CREATE something.

But better place the bets on the talking animals in situations you wouldn't normally find them in.

>my face when Bill Nighy and Heather Graham are in this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqZ_XznjNbs

Is it true that the polar bear twerks in the movie?

>>79037705
Someone whose seen the movie: would a drinking game of the "wait for it..." joke kill a man?

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>>79039122
That's not entirely uncommon.

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>>79039610
>The Glasses

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I work at the movies the soundtrack is food fight tier

>>79040256
>Like, A New Hope was an absolute travesty to create and had constant issues, but won over crowds in the end because it was daring to be different and CREATE something.

And sometimes creative/different movies fail.

There a a shitload of sci-fi movies with premises more original than Star Wars that were box office flops because they faced all the same stumbling blocks as Star Wars, but failed rather than overcame them. Shitty special effects, horrible writing, poorly edited, lack of budget/blown budget, poorly shot, etc.

Daring and creative? Sure, when they started out. But when all is said and done, they're just normal.

Kind of like people with jobs. How many people end up working their dream job? We all start off wanting more, but then life happens and at a certain point, many people just make compromises and take what they can decently get.

>>79040519
Story?

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>>79039198

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This guy looks and moves terrible

>>79040625
>Kind of like people with jobs. How many people end up working their dream job? We all start off wanting more, but then life happens and at a certain point, many people just make compromises and take what they can decently get.

Oh god don't turn a sodding Nong of the Norf thread into an existentialism discussion

>>79037705
Jesus, does ANY of the audio sync with the lips?

>>79039198
aaaand cue my fellow millennials who are just barely clinging to functional literacy

>>79039857
I hope KFP3 is good

>>79040201

I love those covers. Lyrics are still shit, but I like the style that goes into it better.

>>79040733

Just saying that just because a movie sucks, it doesn't mean they intentionally made it that sucky. Just that the movie process can take the best of intentions and make them meh.

And to go back to Star Wars, it's often said that it was saved in editing- well after the movie had been shot and lots of people working on it had blown it off as a potential flop.

>>79040677
what the fuck is wrong with his chin

>>79037705
why are the sound effects for the lemmings so fucking horrible in quality

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>>79040677

Was this originally released in a foreign language and they were able to get it cheap as shit?

I saw like one ad on TV and couldn't believe how the speech and lips didn't sync at all.

>>79036768
http://www.normofthenorth.movie/#story

>>79040793
>I'm better than my generation
Kill yourself

>>79041172
I think I'm going to throw up.

>>79040793
What is it with retarded teens on the internet who are disturbingly proud that they don't type like a kid who doesn't know how to capitalise a letter and use a full-stop... Wait! You pathetic hypocrite.

>>79041167
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Lionsgate specializes in distributing dirt cheap foreign animation including the Russian knock off for Planes and the Chinese knock off of Avatar.

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>>79040625
>>79040897

A lot of people don't actually realise how revolutionary the effects in A New Hope were at the time. It blew people away.

To put things in perspective, this film won the Oscar for best visual effects the year before.

>>79040328
Yes, more than once

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>>79041090

>>79040677
He's also made entirely of dumb and borderline offensive stereotypes.

At first I was like
"Well, I guess one thing going for this movie is the lack of dreamworks faces plastered over all promo material"

Then I saw >>79041090

>>79040677
>>79041090
It sounds interesting on paper. One of those corporate types banking off the green/organic/natural movement. I wonder how they ruin the concept.

>>79040661
It was funded by about a thousand investors, They raised over 100 million, spent 70 million of it on the film, and only earned 17 million in the box office. they made more money by scamming the inventors than they did off the actual movie.

>>79036768
Nothing. This was obviously intended to fail miserably.

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>>79040677
>>79041090

>>79040677
anyone else notice the odd echo when he talks? Like they recorded all his lines over the phone and held a microphone up to it?

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>>79040666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvgCTdGMt0

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inb4 porn of Olympia

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>>79042980
or Vera

>>79042980
>that nose
how the fuck can you fuck up this bad making a cute loli

>>79043021
They're pandering to tumblr

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>>79039526
>>79040079

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>>79043007
I like how her character design is a generic bobblehead with minimal detail, and yet has accentuated cleavage

>>79041836
To be fair, Logan's run had some fucking amazing backgrounds.

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>>79043007
>>79042980
Dude, I know /co/ can make a waifu out of damn near anything, but come on.

They look like two characters out of a children's cough medicine commercial or something.

>>79039095

A POLAR BEAR!

AND HE'S ABOUT TO LEARN THAT BEING A POLAR BEAR IS A LOT TO BEAR!

>>79040625
>>79040256
I think that in a lot of cases like this, there's also the fact that Hollywood movies are motivated by what executives perceive as market demands. The first script might have been excellent, but films like this will generally go through 4 or 5 rewrites by different writing teams each working to the studios often contradictory specifications, and we all know what happens when there are too many cooks.

>>79040793
>functional literacy
>a turn of phrase that barely anyone uses

What?

>>79041090
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 did it better.

>>79039095
>9/11

>>79039095
Never forget

>>79045260
What are you, fucking Ted Cruz?

>>79037705
The arctic has an abysmal population density for a reason. The premise is killing my brain cells.

>>79039764
Literally farmed out to India.

>>79044585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

Isn't Lionsgate notorious for their shitty animation movies? Hell, their movies in general are shit.

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>>79043798
You don't pay attention to FOTM threads, do you?

>>79046478
>FOTM
Remind me what that stands for again.

>>79046612
Flavor of The Month

>>79043798
/co/ will have Background-Pancake #7 be their waifu if they so choose. They even turn dudes into chicks just so they have more waifu options.
>>79046478
Papi a cute, Mia a best.
>>79046612
Flavor of the moment

>>79046641
>>79046662
Ah, forgive me, I'm retarded.
Regardless, you'd think /co/ has higher standards than some CGI abominations like those, right?
Right?

>>79046912
Anon...

>>79046912
They have enough standards to pick the best from whatever they're picking from

>>79046912
They've got mouths and hands.
Fan artists have worked with a lot less.

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>>79047044

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>>79046912
They wanted to fuck a pizza from a commercial once.

They have no standards.

>>79046921
Shut up, I know...

>>79046965
Well, Hell, if there's anyone who can get enjoyment out of this movie at least it's/co/ fapping to an 11 year old girl.

>>79047044
You know, after seeing what people have done with Creepy Susie then going back to watch The Oblongs only to remember what she actually looked like, you've got a point there, m80.

>>79047372
>not naming this Steven Universe Rule 34
you had all this clay and you never thought to make bricks.

>>79039908
that song is so catchy it hurts. Only thing i hate about the song is where she's like "LISTEN TO THIS. SICK. BEAT."

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>>79047372
stop it

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>>79047379
is hard to have standards when world tells us not to have any

>want a girlfriend that's not overweight
society says you're being too picky

>not interested in dating anyone outside of your race
society says you're racist

>having fear of getting blown up
Society says you're paranoid

>noticing how facebook and twitter aren't banning/deleting accounts of people who openly support terrorists

Society tells you to shut up and not worry about it.

How can one have standards when society is constantly changing what is and what is not a standard?

>>79046912
humorous.

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>>79043798
>They look like two characters out of a children's cough medicine commercial or something.
>Implying that's stopped us before

>>79037705
This seems like it could've been straight out of the mid 00's, and not just because the cgi is bad

>>79048444
so is it true that you /pol/ fags don't even realize that you're worse than Tumblr with your complaints about "society"?
That if you colored your hair purple and switched that term with "patriarchy" you'd be literally 100% identical?

>>79047379
>>79048444

You've just been Nietzsched

penis!

>>79048595
>implying anon's not from /his/

>>79043256
I love that comic, by the way.

>>79048444
By not caring what society thinks? Or by not exhibiting a total lack of self-awareness and saying things like "I don't want a fat nigger girlfriend OH FUCK A MUSLIM WE'RE GONNA GET BOMBED" in public?

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>>79048581
I'd be her depression, if ya know what I'm sayin'.

>>79048733
Dial is back a bit.

If you said, something like

> I don't want a fat girlfriend

society would say you're being too picky.

and you're the one who brought up the N word. Not me.

>>79048733
Penis

>>79048967
Then why say it? Just don't have a fat girlfriend if you don't want one. Who do you think is judging you and why do you care if they are?

>>79048733
Well, no. Not like that.

What I'm saying is places like tumblr have created this idea that anyone and everyone can do whatever they want because if they're told they can't or someone has a mature discussion with them about why their thoughts are wrong, they immediately decide to pull the race card.
It just confuses me because one side is practically screaming
>do what you want
and then 10 seconds later their screaming
>you can't do this this and this
also how they say everyone should be accepted,but then they target specific groups saying these people can't possibly be accepted.
It's just really confusing/annoying

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>>79037705
>Diablo and Moonwalkers doesn't get shown at my local theatres but this does

>>79048733
>>79048733
Well, no. Not like that.

What I'm saying is places like tumblr have created this idea that anyone and everyone can do whatever they want because if they're told they can't or someone has a mature discussion with them about why their thoughts are wrong, they immediately decide to pull the race card.
It just confuses me because one side is practically screaming
>do what you want
and then 10 seconds later their screaming
>you can't do this this and this
also how they say everyone should be accepted,but then they target specific groups saying these people can't possibly be accepted.
It's just really confusing/annoying

and it's how they're teaching us to think in college courses. Especially *shudder* Sociology classes. They completely ignore the other side of the issues. I had an art professor who literally just spent the first two weeks of classes talking about how the United States of America has been stealing stuff from other cultures, but she never talked shit about Africa, Asia, India, etc.
You get tired of hearing the preaching of self-hatred. Especially when these other countries aren't teaching/preaching it in schools and colleges

>>79049027
good point

>>79049083
Got news for you buddy. Society isn't tumblr, it's facebook. And right now, the majority of facebook is being openly racist or sexist or any other kind of awful just to seem edgy and humorous just for Teh Intrurnetz Poynts
sound familiar?

>>79049083
>>79049164
>if they're told they can't or someone has a mature discussion with them about why their thoughts are wrong
The answer is to stop doing this. Stop caring about what other people are doing or why. If you think they're fucking up their lives, just let them. Live your own life and spend it doing what you want to do. If you don't want to date fat girls of a particular race, no-one is forcing you to. There is no thought police, you can still think whatever you like, and there's no real benefit to saying what you think out loud except if you really like getting mad and having other people mad at you. Which I suppose given where we are, you might.

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>>79036768
It was an idea someone had, though a little generic, and instead of fine-tuning it, someone saw the 'marketability' and that got the ball rolling. Now they didn't care about being entertaining, just making a product that could bring in more money than it cost to make. That's most bad kids movies. If only they realized in many to most cases, quality content brings in more money than the lowest common denominator.

>>79047470
That pile of rocks is from mlp

Hating or judging fat people for being fat is "fat-phobic." Not wanting to date a fat chickis up to you.
Hating black people for being black is racist, not being interested in them isn't
Not wanting to date muslims is up to you, but calling them bombers is racist and kinda makes your point fall flat.
Most social justice can be equated to food metaphors
>inb4 a sjw fatty meme
If you wanna eat cake, eat cake. If you prefer Waffles, eat waffles. If you hate waffles and feel the need to let people know, and comment that waffles are the shittiest things objectively, then you're waffle-ist.

>>79049369
Well cover me in honey and spitroast me. My bad.

>>79041090
>Moral compass is extremely broken
kind of like the people who made this movie

Did the movie get leaked or something? I haven't been paying attention.

We are the Normies.

We keep making threads, posts.
We cannot stop.

We are the Normies.
The fans of the Norm.
Welcome to the Normycon 2016 this summer.
There will eventually be a documentary made of us. Look forward to it.

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>>79042147
>sounds interesting on paper
Not really. The Bond villain from Quantum of Solace was exactly the same concept. He also had exactly the same name.

>>79036768
Poor Rob Schneider is gonna have to go back to depending on Adam Sandler casting him as buddies in his movies to make up for this.
his movies may be garbage, but Sandler must be like the best friend ever to have as a down on your luck star.

>>79049928
Don't sweat it, you're not missing much.

>>79050607
>Jews look out for each other
That I can believe

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>>79048581
>tfw the one good thing that came out of the odd american tradition of advertising pharmaceuticals was the clinically depressed waifus

>Some guy's big dream was to make this movie
>To others it was probably promised to be their big break into animation
>They witnessed first hand those dreams turning into... Something else. But there was no going back anymore. No redo. No escape.

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>>79037705
>STARRING ROB SCHNIEDER

>>79049418
>calling them bombers is racist
islam is not a race
checkmate libtard

>>79051173
>implying this hard
you know what I mean, dipshit.
Sorry not wanting to own slaves makes me a liberal.

>>79036856
This came out? I literally heard about it for the first time three days ago.

>>79036768
Have we found it, guys? Have we finally found a /co/ movie worse than Food Fight? Is this to /co/ what The Room is to /tv/?

>>79051366
Like, there's no part of it I can really define as horrible beyond repair. It's just really bad. That's the worst bit. I ain't good or okay. It ain't awful in any margin that could be appreciated. It's just bad and it's a wonder that something so bad could be released in theaters.

>>79037705
>Floridians going anywhere near the Arctic
That's a good one.
They would be dead in seconds.

>>79040025
The released their own movie in January.

It belongs in this month.
Space Cop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28OEdVi-FPo

>>79036916
>tfw the only thing that I hear in my head is Xiu Xiu's "Dear God I Hate Myself" at "I will always be nicer to a cat than I am to you you you"

Feels good to not pay any attention to popular music.

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Whoever wrote the positive review on RT took it down, it's back to 0%.

I really need to know how the fuck Rob Schneider has any kind of career. The number of good movies he's made in the last 25 years can be counted on one hand.

>>79048595
Not him, but how exactly are we supposed to criticize them without people like you saying "Oh you're just as bad as they are!"?

>>79052014
They didn't rewrite the review, all that happened was Rotten Tomatoes looked at the review again and decided it wasn't positive enough overall to count. Also the review didn't have a star/percentage/points score so it was a judgement call either way.

>>79042980
Nigga, please. People drew porn of a background extra before the main characters. That's how bad this movie looks.

>>79052419
by not using buzzwords like some knee-jerking retard?

>>79051265
>straw maning this hard
if you don't support owning slaves then why do you support muzzies, slavery was not outlawed in Saudi Arabia untill the 1960's and is still openly being practiced in some parts of the Islamic world

>>79053112
I'm saying that being liberal isn't an insult. Most repubicans just wanna go back to Dem Good Ol Days where water fountains had color.
either way, their laws may be awful but that's no call for racism.

>>79053333
We don't, actually. Our stance is that skin color is an almost complete irrelevance outside of visual identification. But with so many things having been baked into multiple systems based on awarding people things and/or not penalizing them for their actions if they have correct ethnicity, that moving to level that out isn't met with "That's fair" but "THAT'S RACIST!" Treating people the same regardless of their race is now thought of as racist, and that propaganda has been drumbeaten so incessantly for so long people just nod and go along with "Yeah, they're obviously racist, everyone knows that." without even a second thought.

>>79053754
amen

>>79053754
There are racial and sexual injustices in this world. I imagine you can't deny that. White cops shooting black kids may be the go-to example,, but it's still a good one.
On a side note, it's really shit that we're debating politics and society in a thread like this. The other one at least had neat spooky animal trivia.

>>79040677
Because he's thin, they decided to animate him like a rubber band, literally.

https://youtu.be/PfFjpsHcvxU?t=25

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>>79054071
looks like shit still, but him screaming at that person made me chuckle

>>79039198
Describing something as "a bear" is an actual phrase. It's just very rarely used and I think went out of style decades ago. I've only heard old people say it. It may be confined to a specific region, too.

>>79048705
Shame the newest arc is kind of shit outside of the initial Jewish Ninja thing.

>>79037705
This could legitimately work as a sequel to Little Panda Fighter. The only real question here is how could they afford Shake it off?

>>79048436
I hate how much The Force made for being such a mediocre movie.

>>79059863
Its star wars
They released three trash films in a row and it was still valuable enough to sell for 4billion
The brand is bulletproof

>>79054547

My seventy year old father uses it, and thus I find it creeps into my vernacular from time to time.

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>>79047372

>>79052354

Adam Sandler is his career.

Despite all this he managed to bag a model and have a vastly more talented daughter.

How did Rob Schneider ever get work? I'm almost certain that he's the worst part of every movie he's in.

>>79060843
What >>79060713 said. He owes everything to Sandler, despite the fact that Sandler hasn't cranked out anything watchable since maybe Anger Management

>>79044724
I doubt this villain will have the decency to get fucking killed in the end, though.

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>>79052354
>>79060713
>>79060843

>The last four films he's been in have been zeroes
JUST

>>79061167
Sorry, the thread updated after I posted.

Although I guess the next logical question would be why Sandler gave Rob work to begin with. Or why anyone gave him a job by extent.

>>79061237
>Although I guess the next logical question would be why Sandler gave Rob work to begin with.
They were/are close friends., and Sandler had nothing to lose. Guy could literally go innawoods, film home movies, and make fucking millions

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>>79060843
Check out pic related, it's probably the best movie of his career. So like 3.5 out of 5 but still it's not bad.

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How is it that this film is a piece of shit, but fun as hell to watch while NOTN isn't fun whatsoever?

>>79048592
i was thinking the same thing. like, this would have been a played-out thing to do ten years ago. Jesus.

Can someone post the pic of the hamster with No under his face?

>>79061429
Speculating out of whole cloth here: Somebody saw Ice Age and it took him this long to push this movie through every stage of the movie development process.

>>79048705
>>79043256
Second.

>>79054071
>Go to New York and convince te humans to not come to the Artic
>Make them love you so that you can save the Artic BUT DO IT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT

I don't know what's lazier, this plans or the whole movie.

>>79042147

Lorax anyone?

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>This will get more money than Anomalisa

>>79037705
>that villain

Fuck I know I've seen like that EXACT same design somewhere else before

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>>79037705
It's clear now.
We have to destroy the Arctic.

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>that awful art style and animation
>that stupid Taylor Swift
>Hamsters

Wow, Lionsgate must be out of their minds.

>>79063394
I-I'm sure Anomalisa will make more money in the long run...
Positive word of mouth and all that.
You can't really compare the two.

>>79041090
I BELIEVE
IN MR. GREENE

>>79063394
Is Anomalisa actually good or just feelsy, indie darling, existentialist bullshit?

>>79063753
It got a 94% on RT if that means anything to you.

>>79063753
And the entire movie is about how a guy feels disconnected from and doesn't really care about everyone until he meets the perfect girl.
So at least it should resonate with /co/...

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>>79037705
I always thought people were just being overly dramatic when they said that they felt their IQ dropping while watching a stupid movie or TV show.

I now know how that feels. Holy shit.

>>79061368
Foodfight is like watching a trainwreck
NOTN is like watching a train being cut up by mexicans for scrap metal

>>79036768

every fucking time I see this picture I think the nose is a bird beak

>>79037705
This looks like Foodfight if it had more work and money put into it

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>>79064008
>Foodfight if it had more money put into it

NOTN had a budget of $18m
Foodfight had a budget of $45m

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>>79064087
Was Foodfight a money laundering scheme or something?
Did they have to pay to use the characters?

>>79064177
Food Fight's budget probably came from the commercial brands, rebuilding the film from scratch and well known actors

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>>79059542
>how could they afford Shake It Off?
Because they didn't spend money on anything else.

>>79042980

>hey Ranjit, we gotta come up with some kind of cute kid character that people are gonna waifu over
>wait, what?
>you know, some kid of kid that people are going to find strangely attractive, because let's face it, if nothing else we'll have at least that going for us.
>okay, sure thing Apu. Now, let's see... what characters are people waifuing?
>well Chloe from we bare bears is pretty popular.
>mmm-hmm
>And there's that Penny girl from that DreamWorks Movie.
>uh huh, right, gotcha.
>and people seem to like Sadness in that Pixar movie
>okay, anything else?
>That's all I got for now, got any ideas?
>hmmm. So the theme here seems to be that big head plus big glasses equals waifu.
>seems to be.
>THAT'S IT! I'VE GOT IT! CRANK UP THE RENDER FARM! I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA!

>>79037705

the audio is what really gets me

sounds so amateurishly recorded at times

but overall it doesn't seem that bad if you ignore the date it is being released
its basically Open Season 3 tier

>>79042980

oh god damnit now I have to follow that comment up with the fact that her glasses don't work. Her eyes should at least look smaller or larger than usual to represent the corrective lenses, hell even Phineas and Ferb got that one right.

>>79064177
At one point they had a much more visually appealing movie. It wasn't great or Pixar level, but it was pretty good for a third party entry in the still early CGI movie market of 2002. Considering Finding Nemo had twice the budget, and the original Food Fight was roughly half the quality, it more or less checks out.

But then the whole thing got deleted somehow, and they had to start it all from scratch. Except the second time around they actually regressed from the original animation, and they released it 10 fucking years after it was still somewhat relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81uIhu8qrrs

>>79064286
The hard drives were stolen

>>79054071

>mr greene wants to use me to sell the arctic and I'm going to use the arctic to save it.

Maybe I'm missing some kind of nuance here, but that sounds almost paradoxical. he's a dancing polar bear advertising arctic housing. his very existence as an advertising mascot is only exacerbating things.

>>79064330
What's more probable:
1) some retard risking freedom stealing an unfinished movie that is impossible to sell.
2) the producers embezzling the money and setting this "heist" up to cover their ass.

>>79036768
Poor writing, subpar animation - nothing surprising there when you pander to the lowest common denominator.

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>>79064087

>Norm of the North budget
>$18M
>Song Of The Sea budget
>5.3M Euros

>Norm of the North gross so far (USA)
>$1,580,000
>Song Of the Sea final gross (USA)
>$850,043

I'm done. I am so done. fuck all of this

>>79060712

i wanna stick my dick into that

>>79064631
Lionsgate also spent an additional $13M on advertising the film, it's not gonna make its money back unless it does well in bargain bins at Walmart
Song of the Sea basically had no marketing here in America

>>79064663
Well of course you do, you're on /co/

>>79051744
At least they're honest.

>>79064699
Oh sure, marketing. It's not like the American audience can be demonstrably shown to prefer shit over quality.

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>>79064749
You can thank Pixar for everyone dickriding CGi, but at least Steve Jobs ended up dying of a nice slow painful cancer that he deserved

>>79064712

I wanna make a hole in those rock's behinds and hump them like a crazy horny induced Satyr

>>79064663
whatever gets your rocks off

>>79064775
I want to punch you and I hate you.

>>79039908
/mu/ loves pop music
Pet Sounds is their favorite album and they like stuff like St. Vincent for modern pop

>>79064788
I think you talk boulder than you really are and wouldn't have the stones to hit me.

>>79064087
>>79064177
foodfight had all their shit stolen and had to remake with most of their budget gone

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>>79037705

>>79064840
Again, this >>79064587

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>>79042183
>>79040661
>>79040519
wow

>>79061302
But it's it even that Schneider is bad? Or It's he just gets typecast as unlikable characters all the time

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>>79037705

>>79044724
>>79054071
He's even animated similarly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeOMzoTs-1k

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>>79054071
who's the kid?

>>79041299
well because I am better than my generation.

>>79053333
I bet you also think that republicans want to re ban gay marriage right?

I mean you honestly can be this fucking stupid .

>>79053754
>We don't, actually. Our stance is that skin color is an almost complete irrelevance outside of visual identification.
Guess I was more Conservatve than I thought, because I 100 percent agree with this

>>79063734
I HOPE EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT

>>79067018
>Phase 7: Foodfight on Ice

>>79039888
SO they can say "It's the best x movie of the year" and be technically right.

>>79040793
>not bearly clinging

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>>79037705
>that lip syncing
>that "pun"
>that "plot"

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>>79044724
Can confirm. I really thought they wasted Chester V, he was pretty much the best part of that heap of shit. He was interesting, funny, animated way better and more vividly than anyone else, and did basically nothing wrong. Yet the movie had to do a shit-ton of asspulls to make him the "bad guy" (Evil Corp? He doesn't appreciate Flint's bullshit inventions? He's not very nice to his pet ape?) just to make the movie's retarded "moral" seem less insane. I mean seriously, how is eating animals that resemble other foods somehow more wrong than butchering normal animals for meat? Or is everyone in this world a vegan or something? And after all this crap, they have the gall to kill him off, rather than just having him "lose" or learn something, because God knows a kid's movie isn't complete without a mustache-twirling villain you aren't allowed to agree with getting a good ol' Disney Death.

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>The premise of the film is literally just a bear trying to keep normies out of the north

Portery

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Can we try to make up a bullshit fanbase for this piece of crap? I think it'd be funny to see kids and autists running around calling themselves "Normies".

>>79064797
Do they like all pop or just indie/old pop?

>>79072719
>Can we force an epic meem liek /tv/?

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>>79063405
Tropic Thunder

>>79072719
That would be terrible and you know it.

Think about it, sure it will be funny at first, but then said people will take it seriously to the point where they become a legitimate fanbase.

You greatly underestimate the stupidity of people in masses. Also, This is more or less how the fucking Bronies happened.

>>79073226
Hey, bronies were pretty funny.

>>79064775
/SUG/

>>79073226
That wasn't how it happened and you know it. It was legit from the start.

>>79067018
>See how simple it is? As long as we spend at least 25 million, we are guaranteed to make a huge profit!

The fact they actually printed this and were serious about it should have been a warning sign.

>>79073226
No, it'll be more like the Shrek fanbase after Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life came out.

>>79075288
>Who /normie/ here?
>Norm is Love, Norm is Life
>SHAKE

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>>79037705
Porn of her when?

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>>79036916
i like your style

>>79036916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K54odpF7c1Q

I wish I could of seen it one last time.

>Universally panned

So is anyone who worked on this movie going to commit suicide or are they all just shameless?

>>79076576
Really? I mean I know it looks like a shit flick but it's not the be all end all horrible movie anon. I'm sure the people behind this will sleep just fine. Well, depending on box office numbers.