This is from Brevoort's tumblr. Am I missing something?

>>79033205
STAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Posted three hours ago, by the way.

...Alan Rickman?

After the recent string of celebrity deaths, people are getting suspicious, so Stan Lee's going to fake his death tomorrow. All of the higher-ups at Marvel know, of course. Brevoort, the idiot, released his fake tumblr reaction a few hours early.

Did Jim Shooter die?

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>Jim Shooter dead

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>it's Dan Haggerty

>Brevoort will never die

feels bad, man

>>79033205
What in the fuck?

>>79033205

Stan strikes again

>>79033205
Seriously, who the hell died?

So who died?

>>79033485
WHo at Marvel is British and 69?

>>79033495
>>79033485
Welp time to go ask Brevoort

>>79033506
But it's 3 AM in New York. I doubt he'd answer.

>>79033205
Is Jim Shooter dead or did Brevoort get confused and think he was talking about Gruenwald or something?

>>79033422
But what does he have to do with Marvel?

>>79033569
Didn't Gruenwald die 20 years ago or something?

WHAT IN HELL

I can't find any news articles on anything.

I would think someone that important would have an article by now.

>>79033588
Oh right, missed the part where it was recent.

Well he just retweeted a bunch of Frank Miller art, but I don't see how he'd be related to it

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Well gang, it looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

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>>79033633
And Miller's still alive as far as we know. He just retweeted a Jim Lee tweet 10 hours ago.

Also this was from a recent photo that he retweeted, too.

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>>79033665
Any recent photo of Frank Miller does not instill me with confidence that he's alive...

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>>79033655
Jinkies!

>>79033665
58 years old. Yikes.

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>>79033665

>>79033692
It's possible Stan accidentally absorbed too much of his life force too soon and revived his corpse via necromancy so it would seem like Frank's still alive. It's possible.

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Who died though?

>>79033692
What no one knows is that Frank is Stan's successor as the Lich King. Stan tried to drain him but couldn't finish the job, now Frank only has to wait for the king to eventually die to ascend to his throne.

>>79033535
Well then he'll just get right to answering it first when he checks his tumblr again.

>>79033668
>But he was never a Marvel editor was he?
No, but frankly the guy looks like death nowadays anyway, so if he IS dead it's the least surprising one. but again, never been in a position of firing someone. Someone dig up a list of past EiCs and Presidents.

And whatever Alan Fine does

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>>79033665

>>79033723
>Lucky for you

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>>79033723
Like, the plot thickens!

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Maybe Quesada kicked it

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>>79033745
>>79033740

>>79033781
>Quesada dies
>Marvel publishes marriage issues for whole year
I'd like it.

>>79033692
Are you implying that the mainstream American comic book writer/artist community as a whole is performing some kind of Weekend at Bernie's scenario with Frank Miller's corpse?

>>79033808
There was no dog in that porn, right?

>>79033809
And Logan smokes again.

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>>79033817
do hot dogs count?

>>79033817
No.
But there was Shaggy's giant dick

>>79033811
No, just DC.

>Fuck, we need to beat Marvel. I know! Dark Knight 3! Where's Millers phone number?
>What? Dead? Wait, no... we can work with that. Azzarello spent a summer learning puppetry from one of Jim Henson's cousins. We got this.

>Wolfman is 69
SOMEONE WARN HIM, HE'S ON THE HITLIST

>>79033851
Is Miller friend with Morrison? I would sleep soundly if I had Hypercrisis mage waiting to kickstart me into new life.

Alright, let's get a list going of possible deaths.
>Stan Lee
>Jim Shooter

Who else could it be?

>>79033879
I hope it's Dan Slott

>>79033205
Also the real question is if someone did die who was comics related does that mean the anon was someone who works in the industry taking a shot at Brevoort?

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OH SHIT IT IS REAL WHO IS IT?

>>79033205
Yeah, Richard Rider.

It's Tom Defalco guys.he died last night.

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Who's dead from this list?

>>79033919
Wait what

>>79033919
Google says he's fine

>>79033205

Issac Perlmutter?

>>79033732

Editors-in-Chief

Martin Goodman (d. 1992)
Joe Simon (d. 2011)
Stan Lee
Vincent Fago (d. 2002)
Roy Thomas
Len Wein
Marv Wolfman
Gerry Conway
Archie Goodwin (d. 1998)
Jim Shooter
Tom DeFalco
Mark Gruenwald (d. 1996)/Bob Harras/Bob Budiansky/Bobbie Chase/Carl Potts
Bob Harras
Joe Quesada
Axel Alonso

Claremont was also Associate Editor; the rest of those along with the Executive Editors are all listed above.

>>79033940
If Ike the kike finally kicked it, we won't find out for months

>>79033935
Yeah but news doesn't update that fast while most of Marvel is still sleeping

>>79033942
If Harass kicked it that would be amazing.

It's 8:39 AM over in the UK, surely Rich Johnston is awake by now, right?

>>79033942
Honestly, I can't see any of those guys as someone who would come in and whip everyone into shape. They're either part of the problem or too far out of the game.

>>79033964
It'd have to be on the news for someone to shitpost on Brevoort's tumblr. Unless it's another Marvel exec shitposting on Brevoort's tumblr

>>79033919
Source fag

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Brevoort is posting a bunch of Frank Miller stuff right around the time he responded to that message on his tumblr.

https://twitter.com/TomBrevoort

Oh no...

>>79033988
We already covered this, Miller was never an editor. He was never in any position to fire anyone at Marvel

>>79033984
Not neccesarily, if it's someone in the industry shitposting (and in some cases I could believe there'd be some creators doing that), they would be in contact with other people in the industry and get the news first.

>>79034002
Yeah, that makes sense...

I hope you're right. Unless it's Stan.

>>79033983
>They're either part of the problem or too far out of the game
Yeah, but still, "Oh fuck, now Marvel's ruined because he was the only guy who could kick everyone's ass into shape and fire all the fat fucks I don't like" is exactly the kind of sentiment I'd expect to see in a Jim Shooter death announcement thread.

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>>79034002
>>79033988
>The mystery death is Stan Lee
>Frank Miller and Stan Lee die on the same day

>>79033984
Makes sense, Brevoort's caused a lot of PR problems. Well, not huge ones but you know what I mean.

>>79033983
The only one I could see from that list as being someone who'd come in and fire everyone's asses is Shooter.

>>79034018
True. I guess Lee and DeFalco too for that matter.

>>79033847
>But there was Shaggy's giant dick
Shaggy's probably smells though.

>>79034026
That's true but remember that whoever died, those closest to them are not gonna automatically announce it to the comic news sites. They're gonna call those creators closest to them first and then they'll tell those creators closest to them.

So I'd say whoever shitposted on Brevoort's tumblr hours ago was in the know.

>>79034041
Okay. Time to make Shooter EiC.

>>79033781
If only

>>79034063
We've been praying for it for years but nothing's worked. Maybe we need to meme magic it like /tv/ and /mu/ did

>>79034063
Would he use his personal axe to kill everyone involved in Hawkguy's delays?

>>79033919
You best be making shit up, I can't stand the thought that his last Spider-Girl story would be one affected by Dan Slott's bullshit from Spider-Verse.

>>79034077
Maybe DeFalco's death would make Sloth feel so guilty he'll commit seppuku.

>>79033205
It was me.

>>79034101
That would imply this man has honor.

It sounds a lot like Shooter based on the tone of the anon, unfortunately.

It's probably not Stan. He's immortal

Probably Shooter.

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>>79034106
G-G-G-GHOST!

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>>79034130
>he'll never save us

I really hope Shooter's dead. Prick.

Merciful Jesus, please don't let it be Shooter. I just found his blog and I'm having the time of my life. I'd feel oddly responsible if that were the case.

Fuck's sake, just tell us who it is.

>>79034201
Find out in next #1, true believer!

>>79034212
>Jim Shooter is replaced by a black, trans, other-kin, midget Jim Shooter
>no one bats an eye

>>79034225
>Marvel shills it as their most progressive thing ever

>>79034225
Ugh, you HAD to make a distasteful joke didn't you?

IT'S 4:02 AM EST NOW

>>79034251
Fuck off SJW baby. I'm spinning in my grave just looking at this shit.

>>79034251
Breevort pls.

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Shooter confirmed still alive 5 hours ago?

MARVEL'S PR TEAM IS SCRAMBLING TO TRY AND FIND AN EASY WAY TO BREAK STAN'S DEATH TO US

>>79034225
Maybe if we're lucky Marvel can replace him with Max Landis. Then every marvel superhero can be drunk fratboys that bang random women and burn people's limbs off

Is Shooter still reeling from the time a couple of gays said hi to him at the YMCA?

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>>79034270

>>79034276
Will you stop being a faggot or at least go back to spamming those "Black Canary's head is sewed to Frankenstein because DC is gross and edgy" threads so the mods can ban your faggotry again

If Stan Lee died, we'd have heard about it by now. The tabloids always find out.

>>79034276
Is this a new /co/mblr meme or are you really butthurt with Max Landis?

>>79034294
Didn't it take 4 days before the news of Spock dying got out?

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>>79034270
Then I guess we still have an active Shooter situation

>>79034272
Honestly this seems likely. I mean, nigga's 93.

>>79034308
but he just fed on 3 guys

>>79034301
No.

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>>79034251
>ugh

Just...ugh.

>>79034294
They've had a plan for Stan's death since 2010, man. I guarantee the top priority is making sure no one finds out until they're ready.

>>79034296
It's just one faggot false flagging and hoping his unfunny shit catches on.

I knew I should've gone to bed earlier. Now I'm worried that Stan's dead.

>>79034290
>because DC is gross and edgy
to be fair, they kinda are.

>>79034328
He will outlive you, anon.

>>79034306
build wall carlos

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I really hope it's not Frank

>>79033842
What's this from? Who are the 2 guys Quesada is bothering?

>>79034339
Welll memed, /co/mblr. Go back to fellating Marlel.

>>79034339
to be fair, you're a humongous faggot

We should be F5ing comicsalliance until they announce something.

http://desustorage.org/co/thread/78946448

Maybe our meme magic worked.

>>79034365
Rich reads /co/ so I would've expected him to post something by now.

>>79034365
0/10

You tried

>>79034365
>CA
>ever
Why would you go to that place?

>>79034373
>Lemmy
>Bowie
>Now Stan Lee

We should be using this power for good

>>79034365
>Comicsalliance
Are you some sort of fag?

WHO THE FUCK DIED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>79034373
/co/'s meme magic is too weak

/mu/ is the only one with consistency

>>79034393
Marvel.

>>79034358
>you can make jokes about the dead, but god forbid someone joke about dc

dude

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>>79034365

>>79034389
I wonder what got Alan Rickman then.

>>79034375
Rich may not be a real reporter, but I think he'd wait until he knows who it is before writing an article.
He isn't gonna write a "Who at Marvel has died? Let's speculate" story

>>79034354
It's true tho. They are also idiots and think Pakistan speaks Pakistanian.
>>79034358
Shouldn't you be busy playing Call of Duty with your "Bros"?

>>79034401
who cares about the dead their not around anymore

>>79034409
It was cancer, so...
/mlp/

>>79034401
>>79034415

>The faggot is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, shitposter, drone, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a faggot and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>79034416
so is dc

>>79034409
It was all Stan Lee. People say he's a Lich, but that's wrong. Like Galactus The Man has been absorbing life energy to one day expel it. When he finally dies the life will flow from him and in a crackle of light Jack Kirby will be reborn

The Once and Future King

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>>79034396
Marvel is dead. Buried. Consider this mercy.

>>79034416
Ow! I just cut myself on your edge!

>>79034433
Holy shit.

>>79034341
Yeah, you're right, I shouldn't worry about him. I'm just pissed because I was about to get some shut-eye.

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>>79034413
>He isn't gonna write a "Who at Marvel has died? Let's speculate" story

There's been a post made on Stan's Facebook page since the original Brevoort post was made.

Wouldn't the people in charge of it be more likely to hear early on that he had died that random people in the industry?

>>79034461
>implying they're not "Weekend at Stan's"-ing him

>>79034461
Is it an official page or a fan-made thing

Is it Bendis, the future EiC?

>>79034473
Official.

If it is Stan he's now disqualified from the Angouleme Grand Prix

>>79034477
Bendis isn't gonna go in and fire everybody.

>>79034457
>Actually read the article
>Its about CB leaving New York City to operate someone else
You're full of shit

>>79034494
That's right, he'll turn them all black instead

>>79034494
He does reverse, hires everyone who ever said hi to him.

>>79034461
I thought that too, but there are probably so many degrees of separation between anyone who actually knows Stan Lee, and the people who actually post from that page, they might just not know.

>>79034494
> what are you doing drawing so much, don't you realize you can just reuse the same panel for most of the page?!

It's Stan Lee guys, but upon his death he released a curse that killed everyone on the planet.

Only ones saved are the ones that knew about the curse

>>79034483
>If it is Stan he's now disqualified from the Angouleme Grand Prix
Fuck off with this memey bullshit. We're talking about a dead man here.

>>79034509
BOSTON BRAND DIED?!

>>79034503
I doubt that. One of the first things they'd likely do is get a hold of whoever posts on that page to get them to stay quiet.

>>79034509
Shut up, Stan, you're not dead. Stop trying to stay relevant.

>>79034497
It was a joke. Would BleedingCool actually post a breaking news death announcement as a clickbait "leaving Marvel....FOREVER!" headline?

Seriously tho it was Shooter

>>79034534
Yes

>>79034524
But why would they keep it quiet? Wouldn't you think there would be more of a backlash if we found out they withheld that information?

>>79034394
>/co/'s meme magic is too weak
it's so weak it does the opposite of what it does on other boards, they atleast get the effects they want.

What a year.

GUYS

WHAT IF IT'S STERANKO

So someone knows a comic book person died before any media outlets do and they decide to go shit on Tom Brevoort? Why?

>>79034545
They have to find artists for variant cover mourning month.

>>79034571
Disgruntled ex-employee?

>>79034561
Don't you fucking dare, dude.

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>>79034571
Because they're the murderer

>>79034571
Maybe they were shitfaced.

>>79034585
Ghost of Jack Kirby shitposts on Brevoort's tumblr?

>>79034571
Because reasons

>>79034561
Fuck off with your meme magic

>>79034580
It's one of the Marvel refugees over at Valiant

>>79034545
I meant kept quiet as in not post any more content in general on the page until the morning when they can make an official post about his death. That latest post on his Facebook page is an article from his website; they definitely wouldn't let something like that slip through after his death.

>>79034561
I would cry for days.

This is kind of exciting.

>>79034600
Arbona?

>>79034561
>implying he wouldn't use his powers of Freedom to break chains of death

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>yfw they start working Stan's death into the marketing for Deadpool

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>>79034571
And then Tom decided to answer the question before any death was officially announced?
It must have been somebody Brevoort knew and worked with to get such an emotional reaction out of him.

Stan seems content doing his own thing now with that Chakra the Invincible series and making his obligatory movie cameos. If a person in the know got pissed that someone died because they thought they were the last person who would be Marvel's "last hope", I can't see it being Stan.

>>79034637
>and people say FF was bad
Allred's plotting + Fraction's comedic tempo = Marvel method magic at work

>>79034661
Most people still think Stan Lee is king of Marvel

>>79034669
they were just bootyblasted about the Living Tribunal coming down to call Doom a shit

>>79034678
That's Bendis tho

>>79034669
People didn't say FF was bad. They said Fantastic Four, the main book, was bad

Oh fuck. It was John Byrne. People on his forum are talking about it.

>>79034705
John Byrne is the very last person I would trust to set anything right.

>>79034705
No way.

>>79034678
A person in the know about this person's death most likely wouldn't see Stan Lee as the King of Marvel.

>>79034705
>lying
You got me excited for nothing.
Only death I'd be more happy with than Frank Miller's.

>>79034705
source.

>>79034705
What?!

>>79034705
Not on his official website they're not.

>>79034705

>John "Master Cunt" Byrne
>fixing anything

Even the most dedicated shitposter wouldn't try and argue that.

>>79034607
I know, right?

>>79034705
>go to his forum
>FINDERS OF LOST CHILDREN
I'm out.

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>>79034705
CEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
SAY HI TO STEVE YA PEDO BASTARD, OH WAIT

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>>79034756

>>79034742
It would be freakin hilarious to see him in charge though.

>>79034705
Nice trick anon. you actually had me going there for a bit.

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>Anon that hatefollows Brevoort posts a "Fuck, now he's gone and he's gonna be rolling in his grave over what you're doing to Marvel!" ask to get him to rapidly start asking everybody who died like a dumbass
>Instead of ignoring or deleting it, he plays along and answers "Don't talk shit about the dead!"
>Now everyone who hatefollows Brevoort is asking who died like a dumbass

>>79034742
What did he do?

>>79034769
I bet this is what happened, fuck.

>>79034769
Brevoort doesn't play along with people from what I can tell. The anon didn't even imply it was a dead person, he just used the word gone which could've meant that someone left the company.

>>79034769
No Anon, that's not the genius part. Half of us don't even have tumblrs, but probably made ones just to ask "Who died?!"

>>79034769
Seems like kind of a weak prank to start with though, no?

>>79033840
>those prices

Sweet jesus...

>>79034790
You can ask a question anonymously at his tumblr, you know.

>>79034829
It was a long time ago.

STAN

HUNGERS

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What if it's Ike?

>>79034790
As long as anonymous asks are on you don't need an account.

>>79034849
> no heroic party to destroy the evil lich
What a sad time to be alive.

>>79034867
Are you that bad at comprehending what the anon in the screencap asked?

Will Civil War suffer or prosper from Stan's death?

if this is legit, that means whoever sent that message is probably part of the company or something right?

>>79034849
Who is his silver surfer?

>>79034890
Kirby ;_;

>>79034888
Part of it, or was once part of it. Like say a fired editor a writer who quit Quesada/Alonso-era Marvel on bad terms or something.

Or it could even be a fan who's somehow in the inner circle of comic creators.

>>79034890
That dude who sued him a while ago.

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>>79034880
Ike could totally fix things man, he saves money.

>>79034885
Stan's not allowed to die until after he tapes his Infinity War cameo, wherein he gives Strange a pep-talk on the Moon.

>>79034902
How would a fired editor be in the inner circle? I'm assuming a mass email would have been sent out, and an ex-employee would have been removed from the list

>>79034888
It's Henderson. Deep down, she hates what she's become and wishes for it all to end.

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>>79034849

>>79034918
There's a chip that's implanted in all current and former Marvel employees that alerts them to his every heartbeat.

>>79034918
>How would a fired editor be in the inner circle?

Not Marvel's inner circle. Inner circle of correspondence between comics freelancers and staffers in general. We also know that whoever the anon is talking about isn't currently working for Marvel so if that person died, then family and close friends would know it first and then they may pass the news on to other people in their circle and so on, but not to Bleeding Cool or The Beat or Comics Alliance or CBR or whatever just yet.

>>79034918
Just because someone got fired doesn't mean they can't still be friends with someone at Marvel, or with whoever died and find out. Have you never had a work friend quit or lose their job without totally disowning them because you're 100% in lockstep with your company?

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A thought just occurred to me, whats going to happen to DC when Keith Giffen dies?

Thinking more about it Keith probably has an entire comic book he himself did that is only to be published after his death involving Lobo, Ambush Bug, Vril Dox, and himself taking the piss out of everything

>>79034959

/co/ is made up of kids and NEETs, most here haven't had a job.

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Guys, this probably has to do with CB Celbulski no longer being involved with Marvel Comics in the New York offices.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/01/15/cb-cebulski-to-leave-marvel-in-new-york/

>gif not related

>>79034975
>Keith Giffen will die in your lifetime
>again

>>79034981
Brevoort used the word dead though.

>>79034981
Who's redhead from gif? I need it for SCIENCE!

>>79034981
But he's not likely to go in and fire people.

>>79034997
It's likely a figure of speech for "no longer working here."

>>79035002
I'd bet it's from an Iron Man 2 porn parody.

>>79035002
Alyssa Taos Callahan

>>79034997
he's a really petty guy he probably meant dead to him

>>79035002
No idea, here's the vid it's from though.

https://vimeo.com/2240155

>>79035013
Thanks.
>looks at her IMDB
>ubershort list
Yet, I'm deeply touched by her performance.

>>79035009
>>79035016
"Show some respect" is still an extremely specific choice of words

>>79034981
dem hips

>>79035027
I deeply touched myself to her performance if you know what I mean

>>79034316
Lemmy, Bowie and Rickman in combination was just too much for him to handle.

Does Marvel operate on Eastern or Western time? If someone important has died, I guess they'll wait until the work day has started to make it.

>>79035055
they're in New York, so EST

>>79034987
I could see Keiths buddies attempting to pull a weekend at Bernies with Keith

>Didio walks into the office
>ask whats that smell
>DeMatteis points to Keith
>Keith is propped up in the corner with sunglasses on a pencil glued to his hand and a scribbled drawing on a piece of paper
>Didio thinks nothing of it and leaves after telling Keith good work.

>>79035061
Almost 5:30 here. Not too too long now.

>>79035069
it's Saturday tho

>>79035055
They're in New York, so EST. It's 5:26 AM over there right now.

>>79035076

People still work at the weekends, anon.

>>79034022
They died in a battle to extract each other's lifeforce.

>>79035103
Marvel barely works during the week, do you really think they'd work on weekends?

Since so many other people have died, for the last few days when I've woken up the first thing I'd do is grab my phone, head to /co/, and check to see if there was a sticky about Stan dying. Here's to hoping tomorrow isn't the day I see that sticky.

>>79035110

LOL!

>>79035103
Even if they don't someone will likely report it before Noon EST

>>79033655
ROH-KAY

>>79035113
I've been doing that too. Wake up, check /tv/ to see if any actors died, /mu/ to check if any singers kicked, then I work my way to /co/ to see if any of the old guard died

>>79035113
>implying it won't be James Stokoe with Stan mysteriously looking a tad bit younger after the sudden death

>>79035113
It won't be. Neither will the day after that, or the next 40 years thereafter.

>>79035142
The same was said about Christopher Lee and then Betty White visited him one night

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>>79035129
Glad to know I'm not alone in that. I'm going to bed. Hopefully Stan's alive and kicking in the morning, having a cup of coffee or something.

>>79034705
> Byrne was shown a rough cut of Civil War
> Wanda and Vision get close
> Paul Bettany and Liz Olsen in epic sex scene
> Byrne had a heart attack and died as a result

>>79035171
> Byrne was shown a rough cut of Civil War
Byrne cut himself off from Marvel long ago so that's not gonna happen.

>>79035147
You think Stan Lee hasn't be prepared for his fated nemesis since the moment he felt Lee's lifeforce ebb? You underestimate The Man.

>>79034912
I thought it was the scene where he gives Vision tips on banging Wanda.

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>the last time Stan Lee tweeted was Thursday

>>79035178
>Implying someone didn't trick him into watching the scene on purpose

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

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Memes aside, I would be pretty sad if Stan died.

has anyone heard from Alan Moore recently

>>79035203
WHAT IS IT?

>>79035203
One of these days, someone will post this legitimately and everyone will ignore it

>>79035203
HOLY SHIT, ANOTHER BENGHAZI!?!

>>79035219
Theres only so many times we can turn on CNN just to have them say he dindu nuffin before we stop turning it on on a whim

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>>79035193
His Twitter seems to go days without updating. Alongside this, his Facebook page updated earlier. (Central time where I'm at)

>>79035226
But he was a good boy

>>79035213
ye, saw him at sainsburys the other day

>>79035232
who's really to say if he was getting his life back on track and needed mo money for dem programs

Stan the Man Lee, guys.

Stan the fuckin' MAN.

He's in my monkeysphere so I'll shed a tear.

>>79035227

>posted at about midnight in Stan Lee's timezone

Obviously Stan the Man didn't post it himself. Could well be a scheduled update.

>>79034251
ugh, just....ugh

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>>79035209
I would be too. But alongside that, we'd probably get shittons of cool tribute art from artists the world over. I especially want to see what Kouhei Horikoshi would make; that man fucking loves comic books. He's got an entire table chock-full of figurines and busts of comic book characters, too.

>mystery man has died

PLACE YOUR BETS

>>79035280
Tom Brevoort

>>79035280
Josh Trank

>>79035280
Stan Lee

>>79035297
Real fucking talk, IS Trank dead? I haven't heard a word about him in five months. Has he been exiled to working at an In'N'Out somewhere?

>>79035260
Stan can't read anymore, his eyesight is too bad. Also, it's very clear that he isn't responsible for his Twitter and FB accounts.

>>79035305
Wouldn't surprise me if he was. I don't think he's making any more moves after Fanfourstic and is pretty much blacklisted from Fox

>>79035305
Well he retweeted a Patton Oswalt tweet about 12 days ago.

>>79035305
>>79035329
Most celeb twitter accounts are managed. It's not a basis to tell if they are dead or not.

>>79035329

Yeah, I used to fucking love his feed when he ran it himself.

>>79035367
His FB is the worst these days, it's quite disappointing.

>>79034276
Landis pls

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In David Bowies song "Blackstar" he uters he words: "I'm not a Marvel star"

Cursing Stan Lee, the one who drained him confirmed.

>>79035305

Fox probably had him killed after they retconned Four from having happened. Gotta cover up those tracks.

>>79035217
WAR!, MARVEL AND DC ARE MARSHALLING ARMIES OF FANBOYS

>>79035395
Whose side are on X-fags and, ha, FFfags?

>>79035362
This guy >>79033904 screencapped the Formspring to where it said 4 hours ago at 2:33 Central Time. That would put Stan's death either at or earlier than 9PM EST and the Facebook post at a good couple hours after that, more than enough time to get a hold of whoever's managing his social media accounts and such to tell them to put everything on hold.

>>79035395
If current Marvel had an army it'd be full of numales and tumblr users bitching about guns being sexist cause they're phallic objects

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I'm still sad about Alan, I really hope this is nothing. ;_;

So we're done speculating then

>>79035616
Well I'd keep an eye on Twitter but I'm certain that'll just result in me getting mad at certain artists

>>79035620
Noted, and same.
Oh well, back to work for me then.

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HOLY FUCK It's Joseph Michael Straczynski... oh wait, he don't got shit for power no more after Marvel ass fucked him on Thor, then when he left over that they ran Supreme Power into the ground and then murdered the team TWICE.
Fucking Cunts.

Peter David's site hasn't received any updates either but I'm grasping at straws here.

>>79033817
>Scooby Doo porn parody
>No scooby
I was expecting at least some crappy cgi.

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>posting teasers about a dude's death
next level marketing

>>79034561
hell be fine

>>79033655
zoinks

>>79036009
>next Marvel event
>ONE OF THESE WILL DIE
>picture of the current Marvel staff

>>79035035
>I deeply touched myself
You fisted yourself. Got it.

>>79036050
>Marvel kills off half their staff as a marketing gimmick
>only afterwards realizes you can't bring people back to life in real life

Its this late into the mystery and nothing's been brought up, my thoughts is it's a misunderstanding

>>79036093
I'm sure they can strike a deal with Giffen and PAD.

>>79036093
>Marvel execs give KSD the reigns for the next marketing gimmicks
>tries to wipe the staff's memories and give them cats

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>>79036093
>Bendis mowing everyone down with a machine gun

>>79036120
Many keks from me, anon.

>>79036126
>WHY AREN'T YOU JEWISH

>>79036162
>only blacks and jews are safe from Bendis' rage.

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>What did Fury tell Thor?
>What did Cyclops do?
>Who died?

>>79033665
hell be fine

>>79036126
There has never been a more appropriate time for that DD pic

>>79036199
>Bendis, Beast Almighty

>>79033711
Holy fuck, Frank Miller is only 58? He looks older than Stan in that photo.

Damn.

>>79033867
They fell out badly and now Morrison hopes to run him over.

>>79036370
Unlike Stan, Frank had/has cancer.

>>79036376
You're thinking of Millar.

>>79036383
The whores got to him?

>>79033665
Wow, Miller saw Hamilton without recoiling in horror from all the ethnics onstage. I'm proud of him.

>>79036396
the whiskey

>>79033927
Not Stan Lee, I can tell you that.

inb4 he dies now and I killed him. I don't think I can handle the power of that much meme magic.

>>79036383
You say that as if everyone publicly announces they have cancer. Bowie didn't announce his struggle until after his death and he only had less than two years between when they diagnosed it and his death.

Cancer unfortunately can come out of nowhere pretty fast.

One grandfather was almost 90 and was in better shape and exercised more than I did. Then his doctor detected bladder cancer and in about two years he was gone. It was stunning how quickly his health degraded after they detected the tumors.

>>79036700
hell be fine

Although your repeating digits basically confirm that you casted meme magic on him

>>79036936
My grandma died within six months of finding out she had colon cancer. Granted, we suspect that she had it for some time cause she had some test five years or so before that that had gotten the doctors worried, but she went "Pfft, tests are for soft people, I'll be fine".

>>79036383
Oh. You were saying that in terms more of Miller's looks.
>>79036370
Of course people do come back from cancer. There are people in their 30s who go through chemo. Shit. There are even kids who have to suffer through that shit. There are entire wards and even whole hospitals dedicated to childhood cancer.

One of my mum's cousins just had a whole chunk of his mouth removed and is probably going to have to go through some radiation to make sure they got all of it. Pretty sure he's only in his 50s. His son just got married even.

Cancer doesn't give a shit how old you are and it can really take its toll on you no matter your age.

>>79036978
>she went "Pfft, tests are for soft people, I'll be fine"

Your grandma sounds like she was awesome.

>>79036978
Hell, even in my late twenties I myself had a colonoscopy just to make sure some bleeding wasn't caused by cancer. It was thankfully just some hemorrhoids. I know it's kinda gross and personal, but I want to drive home that you're never too young to have your colon or prostate checked regularly. Sometimes doctors want to have further tests like that just to make sure because it really is life or death.

Also testicular cancer in men. A kid I knew in college had to to have one removed in high school due to cancer.

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Hold on guys, I'm going to go on ahead and find out who it is. Will get back to you soon.

>>79037030
>Your grandma sounds like she was awesome.
> was
Do you see the problem here?

I wonder if my granddad could have had some more years in him had he listened to doctors more. He had that same pretty dumb blanket distrust of doctors and their advice. Of course he never even graduated high school because of having to work to support his family during the great depression, so maybe that didn't help.

>>79037030
Dude my grandma had the uncanny ability to drink anyone in our family under the table. Every family gathering she'd down more than half a carton of beer by herself. And not the light shit either. Plus, we're a big family, so there were gatherings pretty much every other week.

>>79037069
My grandma was 80 by the time she passed. She lived a full life. Not saying I don't miss the old bird, but it's not like she still had a lot to live for. My grandpa's closing in on 90 now, and it's not like he's a picture of health. Guy has every kind of health issues now. Fuck being that old in general

>>79037051
Pls deliver.

>>79034607
Not anymore it isn't.

So, who died?

>>79037303
No one, it was all a ruse.

>>79037320
;_;

>>79037320
fuck no, Joss whedon is dead.
legit.

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/joss-whdeon-avengers-producer-dead-at-1201681240/

>>79037166
If he delivered then I don't think he's going to get back to us.

>>79037389
>/joss-whdeon

>>79037389
>dead-at-1201681240/
he lived a full life.

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>>79037389
>http://variety.com/2016/film/news/joss-whdeon-avengers-producer-dead-at-1201681240/

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>>79037389
>that link
>no repeating digits
Consider suicide