Hiatus Edition
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>>79010537
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg
>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pSurtUXamM
You guys gotta stop being this desperate to be OP
First for Badman
>>79014972
hahahaha
its just a cartoon you pathetic fucking nerd :^)
Remember:
Rainbow Quartz is kill
Peri and Amy's fusion will be Sugilite or Sardonyx 2.0
Pearl and Lapis OTP
Nth for Greg deserves torture
>tfw I just watched Lion 3: Straight to video again
Being told you're worth something, and feeling like it's true. Not a feeling you get every day.
I feel like drawing Sardonyx. Got any requests?Lewd works too.
I wish they would just take a actual hiatus of 3-4 months and then have a consistent upload schedule rather than releasing 4-5 episodes at a time.
>>79015215
Draw this but Sardoynx
>>79015242
Last hiatus WAS almost 3 months
>>79015094
If Peridot watched Les Meserables, would she panic about being a rebel?
>>79015215
Why am I getting reja-vu?
>>79015094
34 DAYS 2 HOURS 41 MINUTES30 SECONDS
>>79015272
she'd likely kill herself to escape such torture
les miserables is awful
>>79015215
This with Garnet and pearl and at the last panel they fuse to Sardoynx
>>79015215
Draw someone (Rose?Jasper?) coming onto Sardonyx and Sardonyx's charisma being broken by it, so she's all nervous and off her game.
>>79015215
You won't deliver
>>79015146
Whenever I see we're about to be on page 10, I try to make a new thread. I prepare a tab to post the the thread in. I have a tab open with a search of /sug/, that I constantly refresh to check if anyone else has made a thread as not to spam the place. I also have a tab that's on page 9 so that when I see /sug/ is the last item on the page before it gets pushed to page 10.
You'd be surprised how many OPs don't know how to properly host a general, with correlating links and what not. There was a thread yesterday that was pretty much 'Hey, /SUG/ here!' with a photo, and the comments had to provide all the info.
There's literally no benefit to being OP, outside of maybe having a pun for the edition, but I try to be it so nobody else screws it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqfe7wgy_z0
Reminder
>>79015215
Sardoynx sucking dick
>>79015347
Seconded.
This with Jasper please
>>79015370
This is fucking horrifying.
>>79015263
>Someone saved my parody lyrics
Thanks anon, I'm glad someone liked it.
Why haven't Pearl and/or Amethyst told Steven that they love him like Garnet have?
>>79015215
The extra arms jerking off extra dicks, while she's being taken from every hole she's got.
>>79015370
What the actual fuck
>>79015398
Because they don't.
I got bored and started scribbling something for you guys.
Fateful act of heroism when
>>79015398
Amy is bad at expressing her emotions and Pearl doesn't
Alright which one of you made this?
>>79015090
>>79015090
>>79015368
I've tried making the OP cleaner but I'm always a second too late.
Just put the folder with everything on it and the link to last thread, this massive link mess >>79015094 isn't needed.
>>79015429
Pretty cute, anon.
>>79015370
I mean, on hte one hand, this is trippy as fuck.
On the other though, it's actually really well put together and animated for what it is.
>>79015397
It's actually really good.
>>79015478
report, ignore.
>>79015454
when Greg dies for Steven.
nothing of value is lost and SU audience peaks up
Sugar wins an Emmy and eveybody is happy
>>79015480
Oh well that's just downright adorable. Don't I feel silly.
So do we have a date for new episodes yet
>>79015370
WHAT IS THIS TERRIFYING MONSTROCITY.Thanks for reminding me of my childhood fear of scary puppet birds. Thank you Nickelodeon..
>>79015497
If I could just get this audacity download to work I'd try my hand at singing
Amedot Time
Why hasn't Peridot asked the CGs what happened to Lapis/Jasper. She must have wondered at some point, right? She even brought up Lapis in Catch and Release, and YD asked what happened to Jasper. Does Peridot not care?
>>79015540
Good luck.
>>79015549
Probably assumes they were in the Bubble Prison she woke up in,
>>79015478
Not one of us, this faggot comes from Reddit and tends to ask for pinecest in /gfg/
>>79015549
She doesn't. She'll probably come to care about Lapis later.
>>79015549
Jasper was just a guard randomly assigned to Peridot and Lapis was some informant, she didn't seem to have any kind of relationship with them past that. It probably hasn't even occurred to her to ask since she's so worried about the cluster.
>>79015549
Irrelevant to the mission.
>>79015549
She's pretty no-nonsense and trying to stop the Cluster from murdering the planet, and her along with it. She probably just hasn't cared because her life is on the line.
She goes along with Steven's shenanigans because she's scared of being reprimanded by the Crystal Gems if she doesn't.
>>79015549
>Why hasn't Steven asked the CGs what is up with the Temple. He must have wondered at some point, right?
There's tons of shit in this show that are just one "hey, Garnet, what's..." away from being full episodes.
That's why it hasn't happened yet. They're just waiting to make it an episode.
>>79015549
Same reason why no one askes why the hell are the Gem Monsters they fought so many times before just suddenly dropped dead after Reformed.
>>79015370
Reminds me of CN Groovies.
What ever happened to those?
>>79015429
>>79015540
Why would you need Audacity?
Does anybody know if there is a part 2 to this image?
>>79015549
It's Jasper's fault she failed her mission so I doubt she gives a shit about her.
>>79015549
She had other things to worry about first
>>79015517
I like that we assumed she hisses and it was true. But I don't think she's that shy around humans
>>79015634
Nope, that's all there is to that image, unfortunately.
>>79015631
I want to layer multiple tracks for the group parts
>>79015654
She's not shy, she just wants Connie to keep her hands off her man.
>>79015655
Damn. Well while I'm at it how about this? Can't tell if it's original or just an edit of something else.
>>79015684
Are you the same Anon who wanted a girl to duet Love Like You?
WHERE IS PUG DAVIS
>>79015370
Garnet looks like she came from Crashbox
>>79015684
get audacity portable
How old would Peridot have to be to make Stevidot not as creepy?
YFW the next bomb is about Beach City citizens
>>79015630
What if we draw Pearl wearing what's Rebecca Sugar is wearing.
>>79015759
14
>>79015370
>>79015756
I was thinking the same thing, specifically captain bob
>>79015544
I was never into shipping with SU but I'm starting to really like this ship. It's getting the point where I kinda hope they get together in canon. Down that path lies madness, help me /sug/and nice double dubs
>>79015172
why do people get so mad about the show being a cartoon? it just is one.
>>79015761
YFW the next post is about Thumbnails
>>79015429
>started scribb
What if Steven's penis gets in the way?
>>79015759
She would have to be 12-15. Any younger/older it's not happeningit's not happening anyway
>>79015839
IT WON'T
It's that time again.
Draw her face.
>>79015800
its pretty cute
So I can safely assume Steven whipped his wiener out in front of Peridot in Catch and Release?
First for YD's head flail
>>79015847
>implying
HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HIM
>>79015809
Because Ian uses it as an excuse for any sloppy design work/writing
>>79014090
I was thinking of putting Garnet under ISTP but I feel like her Ni is too strong to have it be third in line. She seems more Ti/Fe than Te/Fi, though.
>>79015630
OPTIC BLAST!
So quite a few of the voice actors have done theater work. Have you seen any of them live?
>>79015766
oh goodness what the fuck is she doing
that dress doesn't go with that haircut and glasses
oh god her problem glasses
>>79015800
it doesn't even seem unrealistic if they end up becoming canon, they started pretty early suggesting something more between them than Peridot and the other Crystal Gems
Amethyst also had the biggest reaction to Peridot's betrayal, Steven was just mad at himself for the most part. Amethyst was fucking pissed
skinny dyel here. post more jasper inspo pics
>>79015898
E F F O R T
>>79015766
Wait is she even wearing a bra in that pic?
>>79015809
Because Ian is right. The people who get offended by it being called a cartoon are pathetic nerds. Their lives are empty so they latch onto a show and take it too seriously. Its a vocal minority unfortunately
>>79015907
>implying the other CGs haven't seen his penis
Would you?
>At the moment that I hit the stage
>I hear the universe calling my name
>And I know deep down in my heart
>I have nothing to fear
The more I've listened to the song the more it's gone from being cheesy pop-rock to being awesome.
>>79015952
Not for voice actors from SU
I was thinking of watching Deedee but I haven't got the time.
Though I did see Patti Lupone in Evita.I'm old
>>79015766
fuck she is ugly
>>79015907
Yupand then Peridot copied it in order to better understand the human experienceat least until Amethyst peed in front of her at the barn, at which point she asked her about the differences, and copied Amethyst's
>>79015980
You don't know how dresses work do you kiddo?
>>79015982
That's not an excuse to produce shoddy work. It's a huge insult to the medium.
SHE
>>79015766
Ian already does that, he just doesn't always post them.
>>79016001
It's already canon that Pearl saw it. She looked directly at it in Frybo when Steven was naked
>>79015963
It's the hair. The glasses could be made to work, but that hair looks like she works full time as a fry cook.
>>79016006
Wear her teeth like a necklace? Sure.
>>79016045
HAS NO STYLE
GUY GUY SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
I THINK I SOLVED IT!
>>79016015
I would totally buy a Mr. Universe album if they sold one
>>79015980
no anon
you gotta put a thingy over your nips so they don't protrude
>>79016031
Ian, nor the crew members don't seem to care.
>>79015936
BEHOLD
>>79015766
That haircut is literally the only reason she looks like a 12 year old jewish boy
>>79016075
>>79016006
Would I fight a bloody, thousand year war against her and her regime for this planets independence?
Yes, I would.
>>79015933
Agree with the other anon, ISTP for Garnet. Sugilite could fit ESTP. Or Jasper maybe
>>79015980
Pretty sure you don't wear a bra with that kind of dress.
>>79016097
>>79015963
>>79016057
Thats an old ass pic, she doesnt even have that hair anymore.
>>79016031
Ian's position is that being animated provides freedom to go off-model and play with proportions, scale, and style to get the look you want, not that it gives you freedom to turn out bad work.
>>79016015
>>79015766Sugar topless pics?
>>79015898
>>79015766
I'd wreck it.
>>79015952
I saw Deedee Magno Hall in Wicked and Miss Saigon, Jennifer Paz in Miss Saigon (multiple productions--in the US tour them in a few regional productions she did as well). Jennifer Paz as Kim in Miss Saigon was actually the first time I ever saw a professional production of any show. Good times.
What does she want to show him?
>>79016083
I don't know, he sort of seems like a one-hit wonder deal. He's got the one good song, but then his other stuff is Let me drive my van into your heart garbage.
What's theBURN THE WITCHship of Steven Universe?
>>79016031
He isn't using it as an excuse. You're referring to two seperate incidents. One was him talking about scale. He didn't offer excuses just stated how they handle scale which is lazy. In the other he said the intended audience is 6-11 year olds. Which it is.
Stop being butthurt. If you think the show is shoddily done which it sometimes is then don't support it with viewership. And especially don't shitpost
>>79016127
It makes him look like he doesn't care about quality at all.
>>79016183her dick
>>79015966
I just don't want to hope for it then be disappointed when it doesn't happen. SU loves teasing ships after all.
>>79016183
her tiny nose and bushy eyebrows
What's under her bangs?
>>79016197
He just has a huge hard on for off model stuff.
>>79016192
Any gemXsteven ship.
/sug/, help me
The Steven Bomb is over and I don't know what to do
>>79016195
If they don't care about the work they produce, then why should anyone? He honestly should be fired after that. That attitude shouldn't be acceptable.
>>79016219
No eyes.
>>79015202
Let's torture Greg.
>>79016245
Play video games.
>>79016096
>>79016245
You wait. This is your purgatory anon
>Fuckin fusion ass cotton candy lookin ass bitch ass heretics and traitors
>Oh great now the fuckin rebellion is here
>Yeah you better run, you got another thing comin and it's me motherfucker
>>79016230
he's such a weeb, he figures he can be like an anime studio and just fuck my cartoon up and then we'll "fix it" for the blu-rays.
>mfw I found out some shitty greentext I wrote on /sug/ was submitted on the SU reddit 3 months ago
Do they just take any shit and vote it to their front page?
>>79016288
>Hey yo!
>Watch where you're goin' i'm walkin' here!
>>79016192
Any gem x Peridot
http://spelon-berry.tumblr.com/post/137361331375/we-are-the-rage-face-memes-garnet-pearl
Why.
>>79016277
>that issue where Sapphire kills Rose
>that issue where Amethyst is encased in adamantium
>Connie becomes the new Amethyst
>>79016248
See>>79016127
The only truly god awful animation I remember is steven's birthday. Everything else is people complaing because of scale
When will the Crystal Gems rescue all the Pearls from Homeworld?
>>79015094
>hiatus edition
I thought it was pretty explicit that generals are barred during hiatus
Mods please come delete
>>79016317
>shilling your tumblr
>>79016280
I'm thinking maybe hard drugs, any recommendations?
>>79016317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbP5REW_Fc
why indeed.
>>79016216
what ships have they ever teased? There pretty solid, StevenxConnie, RubyxSapphire and RosexGreg. The have teased someone sided stuff but that's about it
anyway, based on some of the leaked titles it seems like a good number of episodes left in season 2 will be about Amethyst, so hopefully this subplot gets worked in there
>>79016335
Just marajuna don't be an idiot
>>79016192
On the tumblr-side of the fandom, any ship that involves shipping a Gem with a man.AKA the best ships.
Anyone got dick squad panels?
>>79016322
Steven's birthday wasn't even that bad outside of Connie's balloon head.
The worst looking episode is objectively House Guest, then When it Rains after that.
>>79016322
>and the lazy blurring
>>79016299
Yes
They are that cancerous.
>>79016330
Gravity falls. I am pretty sure star wars rebels is too. Nice shitpost
how is ss and all that pedo bullshit any better than inflation, vore, hyperscat or other deviantart crap?
honestly posting this kind of crap is the main. reason why /sug/ deserves to be stuck in /trash/ everytime there are no new episodes for a long time.
>yfw Garnet is literally high impact sexual violence
>>79016365
But that's not a gem with a man, that's a gem with a boy.
Holy fuck.
https://twitter.com/alyandaj/status/687384754732204032
>>79016388
I thought she was Icyhot
>>79016409
Stevonnie is shit
>>79016299
Why were you searching through the SU Reddit? Do you have something to tell us?
>>79016107
Was thinking the same for sugilite.
Any suggestions for the i_tjs and intp? I can almost see switching Sapphire to INTJ and then having Peedee as INFJ (I miss that kid).
phew about fucking time it got axed
>>79016369
When it Rains had the worst designed creatures I guess, but did you legitimately not like the rain scene?
>>79016409
Stevonnie episode confirmed to air 2 years from now
POST JASPER FITNESS INSPO PICS
>>79015203
im with you anon
>>79016335
crystal crack
has anyone made art of this gem?
>>79016409
great news, Stevonnie is gonna talk again, in like 6 month if were lucky, although more realistically next year the way CN is being lately
>>79015429
>>79015480
>>79015524
I prefer yours over Scribble's. It sort of bums me out that dude's not going anywhere with his work. At least it's been like that in a long ass time.
>>79016395
>>79016380
This thread is 100% shitposting, none of you are discussing the show or posting OC you're just reposting shit and /r/equesting
>>79016409
did you think they weren't coming back? this is dumber than getting worked up over the promo spoiler
>>79016409
The latin american dub has Stevonnie be voiced by Steven's VA using her natural voice.
She forces a raspy boy voice for him
pretty cool eh?
>>79016437
I loved the rain scene but the part with the gem mutants was glaringly bad.
>>79016015
>tfw rose is singing this
>I hear the Universe calling my name
>I have nothing to fear
So nobody has mentioned that we're officially on hiatus? Based on cartoon network thursday commercials, it seems like SU will be gone for the foreseeable future.
>>79015154
Try spamming your favorite image every other thread instead of every single thread.
>>79016447
I'm pretty sure the-entire-furry-fandom made a joke post claiming that her Gemsona was Crystal Meth, and then somebody made a comic out of that.
>>79016440
remember that in this show is done a bit differently and voices are one of the last things added
So will they deal with the cluster in the next episode or what will happen do you guys think?
>>79016457
dat Steven
If they came out with a complete special edition Blu-Ray, what would you want included?
>Commentaries from storyboarders/cast
>Behind the scenes concept art
>Bloopers from the recording booth
>the deleted Ruby/Sapphire makeout scene
>>79016458
The better question is why do you give a shit?
>>79016369
you are being way too nice to Steven's Birthday, both Connie and Amethyst spend that entire episode off model. The only reason Steven probably looked right in it was because he was meant to be off model the whole episode,
although I suppose its merely off model as opposed to actually being ugly, House Guest, worst looking and worst written episode
>>79016476
okay, but at least something was happening, unlike 2 out of 3 ronaldo episodes
>>79016458
mods said we could stay at the end of the bomb what's in the OP is the quote from said modLurk more or hide the thread and stop being autistic
>>79016421
/sug/ devolved into a roll thread, so I went onto the subreddit to see if they had anything. Someone mentioned a /sug/ post, so I looked to see if it was commonly mentioned there. Turns out a shit ton of screencaps have been submitted on there, including a greentext I wrote months ago about Pearl posting on /r9k/
>>79016458
so?
do you not know how generals work? and why they are frowned upon in the first place.
go cry in your corner babby
>>79016490
Not sure where Lapis as INFP comes from. Lapis is a lot of things, but kind and optimistic is not one of them.
>>79016502>"deleted" Ruby and Sapphire makeout scene.
>>79016522
Got back to reddit pls
>>79016502
A montage of Garnet's luscious booty
How do you think Lapis' gem was damaged?
Do you think we'll hear her backstory?
>>79016482
Is there no confirmation from the crew?
>>79016458
>post from May
last week after the bomb finished a Mod said that the general is fine to stay, but making multiple threads is not
get fucked
>>79016553
All we had was optimism by pants on fire Matt.
That's all.
>>79016550
Based on the damage to the mirror, it seems like she was damaged after the fact. Then again, it's a very small detail.
>>79016536
>the sudden cutaway to a hardcore sex scene flashback at rose's "oh yes" in We Need to Talk
>>79016510
Connie looked fine half the episode anon i dont know what you mean.
The actual party was fine too.
how come janitors havent banned this thread?
>>79016504
because I like this show and this board and you faggots and your generals go against the basic function and philosophy of 4chan. You actively prevent actual discussion by making this shit-filled disgusting general, and because you're so obnoxious no one else is allowed to make real threads about actual topics relating to SU.
4chan is not a normal forum. It is not made for persistent and general topics. It is expressly made for many transient and specific threads.
That's ok, though, I already know your response. "IDK lol here's Amethyst's feet"
Steven would be so disappointed in you.
>>79016550
Crystal Gens beating the kuffar.
pissed lapis is best lapis
>>79016482
>nobody has mentioned
>/sug/ hiatus edition
>>79016531
That could have easily been her static personality.
People's personalities diminish through trauma and long periods of anger.
>>79016083
>>79016184
Greg may be a middling singer, but that breakdown in "What Can I do For You?" was amazing. Did Tom Scharpling bust that out himself?
SU will be back in March with a bomb commemorating the first bomb which aired in March 2015.
It will then go back on hiatus for several months
>>79016577
>4chan
>actual discussion
Take off your meme goggles, pal.
All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus. death frees every soul.
>>79016593
piss lapis
>>79016522
You mean this one?It's actually one of my favorite /sug/ greentexts, Anon
>>79016550
likely damaged when she was already in the mirror
>>79016219
Fangs.
>>79016490
This is actually the chart that was posted that inspired me to make one that was more accurate in terms of functions. Thanks, though!
>>79016531
INFP is a Fi dom type. A tl;dr description of Fi is that it is the function that focuses on personal morals, values, opinions, feelings, etc. You can be a total dick and still have this be true. The overall type descriptions on that chart tend to shed a positive light on healthy individuals.
>>79016606
Tom Scharpling is heavily autotuned in pretty much everything he sings for SU
>>79016184
Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart seems like a song he did when he'd given up on trying to be a star and wanted to just write a nice cheesy song for his wife.
>>79016499
Pearl said the drill was ready so they pretty much have to deal with it in the next few episodes. Probably it will be a two part episode, but I have a lot of trouble envisioning what exactly they're going to do. They... drill into the mantle, and then... fight... a planet-sized gem shard cluster?
>>79016577
>your generals go against the basic function and philosophy of 4chan
Get a load of this faggot
>>79016577
>philosophy of 4chan
you're adorable
>>79016577
>the basic function and philosophy of 4chan
Well, if you want me to shit in your mouth like the old days then fine.
>>79016632
The breakdown meaning the guitar track. Rose is pretty clearly dominating What Can I Do For You.
>>79016608
If you want to see fetishy SU pictures go to a booru or tumblr
If you want to read creepy fetishy SU stuff go to tumblr or ff.net
There are better places to do this shit than here. Stop shitting in the kitchen, the bathroom is five fucking steps to your right you disgusting piece of offal
>>79016614
Holy shit I chuckled
>>79016550
I think it might have been damaged recently.
That would explain why the mirror stopped working and gained sentience.
Maybe that's also why she assumed the CGs trapped her.
>>79016609
Pearl, if you and the other Gems take good care of Steven and train him very well, he won't die. Stop posting on /sug/ and go train that boy so that he won't die from getting stabbed.
Let's talk about Amethyst telling Peridot how to make a butthole.
https://imgur.com/a/W5xmX
>>79016577
>philosophy of 4chan
Sorry Anon, the pool is no longer closed due to AIDS.
We just never had the heart to tell you.
>>79016614
Didn't we come to the conclusion that Amy would end up unintentionally trolling /ck/
>>79016577
>the basic function and philosophy of 4chan
You are the most precious little buttercup.
>>79016614
Shit, yeah, that's it! Thanks Anon; I didn't really think anyone even saved it.
You guys think that Sneeple are ever going to be a plot thing? I̶'̶m̶ ̶s̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶l̶u̶s̶t̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶w̶e̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶.If I didn't have to take a nap before work, I'd be up for some art requests. I only work 4 hours tonight, so maybe I'll do some when I get off at 2am if anyone leaves any.
>>79016730
>>79016704
>>79016666
>>79016665
>>79016650
>>79016643
Yes, good, ignore the point being made, thinking about what a shit you are isn't something you kids do these days
>>79016671
Wow you're right. You've changed us. That's it everyone we are leaving now no arguments
Die in a fire
>>79016749
Forgot my picture
>>79016710
Would she cook sweet sundae ramen?
>>79016671
>>79016577
So is there something you want to discuss anon or are you just gonna bitch and moan? Im all ears, eager and ready to enagge in deep conversation.
>>79016749
>yfw it turns out the Diamonds all have fangs and forked tongues
>yfw Ronaldo was right AGAIN
>>79016749
That'd be a good kek, but i hope not.
>>79015368
because heaven forbid a stupid thread on 4chan isn't absolutely perfect you autismo. its really sad you have nothing better to do than sit around with premade threads so that you can "properly host a general". this is why you faggots belong in the >>>/trash/
>>79016710
"Now, guys, today I'm gonna make my breakfast."
>lol
>k
"First, we start with a big box of mac and cheese."
>mac and cheese for breakfast you pleb
>fucking_pleb.jpg
"Then I'm gonna eat the whole thing!"
>wat
>what the fuck
>she ate the box
>SHE ATE THE BOX
>didn't even cook it
>SHE ATE THE BOOOOX
>>79016697
she wasn't trying to teach her about eating, she was getting her to prepare her body for what she planned to do with it later
>>79016758
>There are better places to do what we're doing, and what we're doing is actively inconveniencing other people, driving off discussion, and harming the reputation of the thing we all claim to like, but we're gonna keep doing it anyway
Just as long as you know you're a colossal cunt
>>79016751
You'd fit in really well on Reddit, they love to whine about those damn young people enjoying themselves
>>79016751
>taking 4chan this seriously
>taking the internet this seriously
I sincerely hope you're a minor, otherwise rethink your life
>>79016710
>alright first you start with a nice plastic bottle you found on the street
>>79016749
I hope so. Preferably as a third faction unrelated to Gems
>>79016798
You've gotta start taking things seriously eventually, child.
>>79016749
My hope for the matter is that at one point, Peridot offhandedly mentions that the Ophidians of Galactic Sector 4 are at war with the Homeworld
More Paridot please.
>>79016710
>Unintentionally
Maybe at first, but you know she'd start doing it on purpose.
>>79016751
>you kids do these days
sure thing, grandpa
tell us more how you used to raid the fbi
>>79016764
>sweet sundae ramen?
Oh dear god I remember that.
But I think she'd be more likely to make a thread asking how she could make something delicious from garbage.
>>79015766
which country allows parents to call their black son Rebecca?
>>79016780
Why's it matter to you if I care about making things looks nice? Shouldn't it be the poorly made threads that belong in /trash/? Like most of the threads that you probably start?
Any audiofags know where I can get the Cabin fever music without the vocals?
>>79016455
I'm not actually familiar with the dude. Got any more of his work?
>>79016783
Mah sides!
>>79016851
All generals belong in trash
The concept of a general on fucking 4chan of all websites is the most ass-backwards thing I can possibly imagine.
That you have to go through all that trouble just to maintain the general should be enough of a fucking hint you mong
>>79016780
Now you're just throwing an autistic fit outta nowhere
>>79016764
cosmic brownie shakes
>>79016751
How long have you even posted on /co/? I'm gonna guess less than 18 months
The filler episode before the finale where Pearl blew out the power in Beach City has got the be the worst filler episode in the history of television
>>79016877
>The concept of a general on fucking 4chan of all websites is the most ass-backwards thing I can possibly imagine
>>79015215
Sardonyx making bad perfomance at stand-up cafe
>>79016823
yeah, and these things aren't among those
but I shouldn't expect someone whose entire life revolves around the internet to understand that
now fuck off back to deaddit, where I'm sure they'll be interested to hear your "ROSE IS PD!" headcanon for the nth time
>>79016839
Sweet Sundae Ramen sounds exactly like the sort of thing Amethyst would eat: a bunch of cheap foods that are okay separately but that nobody sane would ever consider combining.
>>79016877
Generals prevent faggots from cluttering the catalog with threads based on a same show infact one show was so cancerous it needed a fucking board to contain it and that was /mlp/.
>>79016877
>>79016921
>>79016894
It was meh but I had 8 minutes of Dewey so I won't complain
>>79016783
kek
Why are you responding to such obvious bait? WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING?
>>79016823
>child
>kid
>thinking this will make your shitposting carry weight
Anyone who says that shit has no real argument.
Reminder to report off topic shitposters
Guys, Square Enix is giving away Omikron for free. http://techraptor.net/content/square-enix-is-giving-away-omikron-to-honor-david-bowie
>>79016577
>Steven would be so disappointed in you
Steven would probably just filter /sug/ and move on with his life you fucking autist
>>79016921
keep trying
>>79016780
>its really sad you have nothing better to do
You're browsing 4chan, so apparently neither do you.
>>79016954
Is it any good?
>>79016940
Because it's /sug/.
>>79016917
I remember one of the posts in the screencap being "How many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it start to question its existence?".
>We have reached the point where someone is having a shitfit about the philosophical nature of 4chan and how it relates to fans of lesbian space rocks discussing the show
What a time to be alive
>>79016877
I don't even get what you're getting at. If there weren't generals, certain shows would flood and spam the board.
For fucks sake, there's a whole board dedicated to videogame generals. What type of site do you think this is?
>>79016921
And nice try, samefag.
>>79015922
who?
>>79016932
could always use some more Mayor Dewey
>>79016964
No idea, but it's free.
>>79016823
>taking things seriously eventually
>4chan
>>79016614
Did no one make the link here?>>79016577
>>79016894
Political Power? Nah, I rewatched it last night. It's not a great episode, but it's got a few good gags (the exterminator, Steven's shirt, Onion with a bat, "the hot one"), and I think it's one of the better Steven development episodes. It manages to show his distance between the Crystal Gems and his own attempts to grow up, and I really like that bit where they're trying to calm him down and play cards when they know things are going to end badly. It's a good callback to The Test and the idea in general that the Gems and Steven just aren't on the same wavelength but try anyway.
>>79016977
>Born too late to explore the earth
>Born too early to explore the galaxy
>Born just in time to shitpost on /sug/
>>79015370
Other than the rotting garnet, the visuals don't really bother me. Maybe that's because of all the soviet stop motion cartoons I used to watch as a kid.
pearlcest when?
>>79017034
>Born too late to explore the earth
You can still do that, though. It's even easier now.
>>79016921
I admire your persistence anon.
>>79016977
We have almost reached a shitpost singularity
Eventually our brains will snap under the strain
>>79016631
>INFPs do not like conflict, and go to great lengths to avoid it. If they must face it, they will always approach it from the perspective of their feelings. In conflict situations, INFPs place little importance on who is right and who is wrong. They focus on the way that the conflict makes them feel, and indeed don't really care whether or not they're right. They don't want to feel badly. This trait sometimes makes them appear irrational and illogical in conflict situations. On the other hand, INFPs make very good mediators, and are typically good at solving other people's conflicts, because they intuitively understand people's perspectives and feelings, and genuinely want to help them.
That does sound a lot like Lapis. Lapis seems to be a fairly negative INFP.
What the fuck happened?
>>79017104
/gfg/ pls
>>79016964
It has pretty meh scores, not even Bowie's involvement could save it
>>79016594
Officially. As in the creators.
So, do you guys think we're gonna see more of Opal since Amethyst and Pearl have improved their relationship?
t. pearl barbosa
>>79017138
The gems landed thousands of years ago right? This could be how their bullshit affected the planet.
>>79017138
Lapis happened
>>79017104
Pearl on Owner > Pearl on Pearl
>>79016887
I've been lurking since before /co/ existed, posting since pic related
>>79016897
If I liked posting on reddit I wouldn't be here. Headcanon is for fucked up tweens.
>>79016922
When you've resigned to "containment" you're already essentially banning discussion of the topic. MLP survived the mass bans and purges because of sheer autistic tenacity. No other show could muster that torrent of piss and shit.
>>79017183
>pearl and steven
BUT WHAT IF
>>79017138
Looks like something big blew up in there.
>>79016577
>>79016577
>philosophy of 4chan.
>>79017138
My wild guess is the Shooting Star happened
>>79017138
Lapis sunk Russia
Guys cmon now lets stop shitposting and talk about the show.
>>79017138
If Earth at one point looked like ours, probably the Homeworld cam and fucked shit up. Otherwise, it's always been fucked.
>>79017138
Ian just drew the world without any reference like he does with everything else.
>>79017156
She'll probably make a few pointless non-speaking appearances like in log date
>tfw Sugilite, Opal and Sardonyx may never speak again
>>79016076
>CGs get captured
>taken to throne room
>shadowy figure is sitting on throne with back to them
>Pearl recognises this situation
>"Oh my stars, it's her."
>"Who"
>throne starts to turn to face them
>"My old mistress, White Diamond."
>big reveal
>"What are YOU doing here!?"
>>79017138
>>79017202
Pearl helped the USSR with Tsar Bomba.
>>79017185
>posting since pic related
And we're still an ocean of piss today.
>>79016981
>I don't even get what you're getting at. If there weren't generals, certain shows would flood and spam the board.
Hi newfag. See, the way 4chan works is that threads that aren't popular don't get bumped and fall of the board. In this way content is essentially curated based on user interest. It's of no consequence if 10 SU threads are created at once because the shit ones will fall off the board.
>there's a whole board dedicated to VG generals
Yes, because faggots like you and yours kept making general threads and keeping them bumped when there's no discussion, entirely taking over /v/.
>>79016749
I'm guessing Reptillians and Gems have been trying to kill each other for while, if the Sneeple theory has any credence.
Would be kind of interesting if the reason YD wanted the planet to die was because of her hatred of some reptillian race who fled Earth way back in the day.
I just realized that Amethyst and Pearl fused in LogDate in a very similar fashion as the sand figures Pearl created in Giant Woman.
>>79016971
I'm not sure which is funnier: Amethyst unintentionally trolling /ck/, or Amethyst deliberately going Full Sweet Sundae Ramen in an attempt to drive them mad.
Their current theory is that her purpleness is a sign of her diet affecting her.
>>79017138
Gem terraforming attempts managed to get somewhat off the ground before it was halted. It's possible that big hole in Russia was going to be a hollowing project, and there's even a structure at the center of it (my personal guess is the Galaxy Warp)
>>79017138
oh cool I'm the mid of the atlantic ocean
>>79016317
>>79017222
Lead by example anon, what would you like to talk about?
>>79017198
itwill
>>79016877
Generals promote balance in a board. If not you'd have multiple thread about the same subject and when dealing with overzealous fanbases you end up with one show being spammed not only as threads but as posts.
Why is cigarette smoking pearl so hot.
Like smoking garnet or amethyst just doesn't compare. Something about that bird woman with a cigarette is so sexy
>>79017266
what I don't get is why they didn't show their dance in Giant Woman and the fusion short showed a very awkward pose, not a dance
>>79016483
>getting triggered by a picture of steven cosplaying as vegeta
>>79017138
Russia, India, Iceland, Australia, West Africa, China and Florida BTFO
Brazil claims rightful clay from Atlantis
>>79017234
>"My old mistress, White Diamond."
HER HAIR IS PINK!
PIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!
>>79017297
>>79016006I want to live inside BD's mouth...
>>79017297
so sexy
>>79017300
I hate how Pearl and Amethyst's relationship was like magically better for no reason.
>>79017316
It's a ruse, Anon. She changed the colour of her hair to show her devotion to Rose.
>>79017311
That clay was West Africa.
Now I'm thinking Atlantis would've been a gem thing.
>>79017297
Does smoking Garnet even exist?
>>79015200
>inb4 peri amy permafusion
>>79017345
It's like things happen in SU that isn't shown in episodes.
>>79017294
>Generals promote balance in a board
Absolutely not. Generals as they are currently are nothing but containment, which is the wrong response to the problem.
>If not you'd have multiple thread about the same subject and when dealing with overzealous fanbases you end up with one show being spammed not only as threads but as posts
The only show that ever actually reached the spam levels you're thinking of is MLP. See >>79017257
>>79017316
>Blue Diamond, Chest Gem
>Blue Pearl, Chest Gem
>Yellow Diamond, Chest Gem
>Yellow Pearl, Chest Gem
>White Diamond, Head Gem
>Pink Diamond/Rose, Stomach Gem
>CG Pearl,Head Gem
>>79015200
>Rainbow Quartz is kill
Not dead, just different.
>>79015634
>Pearl is shocked.
"Steven!"
>Looks around.
>Pearl is now sensual.
"Oh, Steven..."
>>79017297
Damn, my bad Pearl pics are on my PC
>>79016609
How could Pearl know about human knights 6000 years ago? Or is this 6000 years in the future?
>>79017297
when they get wet i just light another
>>79017393
Just use dropbox or something.
>>79017345
Magically better? They managed to form Opal because they were in total agreement for a brief period. The second they had an argument, they broke up again.
After that, you do see a very gradual growth from "I hate you" to "I grudgingly like you" to "you're pretty cool," eventually hitting Log Date, where they can form Opal with casual ease.
>>79017222
i tried that once. Nothing came of it.
>>79017404
I'll do that once I get home
>>79017372
>every pearl must belong to a diamond
>Peridothead gem
I'd be more willing to go with the hair color shit than the gem placement.
As far as we've seen, they can't change their skin or hair color.
>>79017372
not >implying that OG Pearl is super necessarily WD's Pearl, just that that's more likely than her being PD's or Rose's Pearl.
>>79016326
>We
>Are the Crystal Pearls!
>We'll always squawk away!
>and if you think we can't
>We'll always find a way!
>That's why the gems of our team
>Believe in
>The Smug one
>The Bird Mom
>and The Mop
>>79017398
Maybe the Gems were inspirations for knights, and then Pearl retroactively called herself that
>>79017398
I was thinking about that last night, not to mention how the Armor of the Fallen looks a lot younger than 6000 years old.
My theory is that it's kinda like in Seven Soldiers - human society was actually at around Middle Ages-level advancement 6000 years ago, but when the Gems showed up and the war kicked off, it got knocked back to the Stone Age.
>>79016326
>yfw blue pearl was shattered long ago
>>79017378
I really can't wait to see Steven start fusing with other gems, who will be first Pearl or Amethyst?
>>79017257
>Newfag
Not true, but believe what you want, anon. I think everyone knows how 4chan works, just like every other message board under the sun. Trying to explain things you think nobody understands doesn't make you sound smart.
If it's of no consequence that 10 threads of the same thing are posted on the board, then wouldn't the issue of MLP have solved itself? Or, even the gaming generals you're complaining about. If those threads were inconsequential, then wouldn't they have all just disappeared?
You're just arguing that things you don't like shouldn't have to be in front of you, and sadly that's not how life works. If you cared that much, just blacklist generals from your 4chan experience instead of trying to argue why things should always fall your way.
>>79017435
>they can't change their skin or hair color.
>What is Garnet?
>>79015370
From start to finish I had no fucking clue as to what transpired
>>79017505
>implying
>>79017511
lapis
>>79017349
And island chain linking Africa to South America has some pretty serious implications regarding the early movements of humans.
Presumably, humans would be able to hop across the islands and develop cultures in South America far earlier than it took humans in real life to move through Asia and across the Bering Strait. It also opens up the possibility for sustained contact between the Old and New Worlds in an era prior to European colonization.
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/steven-universe-composers-aivi-surrashu-interview
>For example, in Sardonyx’s theme—Pearl and Garnet’s fusion—Garnet’s presence has influenced Pearl’s piano to become confident and bombastic, while Pearl’s presence has influenced Garnet’s bass and synth sounds to become theatrical and jazzy.
>Since Garnet herself is a fusion, we reverse-engineered her sound to create Ruby and Sapphire’s instruments in the episode Keystone Motel. Ruby is a crude waveform in between a square and a saw wave, and Sapphire is a gentle synth pad.
cool stuff
>>79017355
But.. then there's no Peridot
>>79016367
>>79017511Peridot
>>79017517
>4chan works just like every other message board under the sun
>>79015480
smol lapis?
>>79015370
MASTER OF PUPPETS PULLING YOUR STRINGS
>>79017297
>>79016577
Goto sleep Snyder.
>>79015370
>>79017435
Pearls are dolls combined with butlers. Peridots are workers.
Pearls are dressed up andplayed withby their owners. Peridots are highly trained and nobody probably gives a shit how they look as long as they're functional and not too devious.
>>79016367
Dick Squad?
Please explain
>>79016326
>implying they need saving
yellow pearl didn't look like she needed saving, family
>>79017511
Out of those two? I'd like to see him fusing with Pearl first, but I think it'll go like this: Steven tries fusing with Pearl first, they fail, he then casually does it with Amethyst, Pearl gets jealous, and then he and Pearl successfully fuse a few episodes later.
>>79017517
>If it's of no consequence that 10 threads of the same thing are posted on the board, then wouldn't the issue of MLP have solved itself?
The "MLP" issue started with moot rounding up and banning all ponyfags. The sheer autistic ball of fury that is bronies brought down a massive shitposting wave that necessitated a containment board. Totally irrelevant to SU.
>gaming generals
The issue was specifically fags like you making and bumping pointless generals, are you retarded? This isn't a difficult concept.
>You're just arguing that things you don't like shouldn't have to be in front of you
Oh yes, I absolutely haven't mentioned that generals stifle actual discussion, it's totally because I'm incapable of hiding the thread and not because I'd actually like to make or post in a legit SU thread.
You kids and your fucking reality bubbles.
I'm sick of all this insensitive stuff going on around here! Fucking quit it!
>>79017553
It does. The only difference is the anonymity, the threads going into an archive mode past page 10, and that it's an image board. Other than that, it's more or less the same as all the others. Don't act like branding makes it inherently better. It's not like it's the only Chan image board after all.
>>79017355
eh, highly unlikely
>>79017536
Yeah, the BGM in this show is consistently top-notch. I think one of my favorites is Giant Woman, with the contrast between Synthesis and Opal's theme. Synthesis is a total mess, with two interesting tunes that don't even try to intersect, but Opal's theme is a complete song where the two compliment each other and call back to Giant Woman.
>>79015370
What in the actual fuck.
>>79017384
Will you continue this or nah?
>>79017626
It's 2016!
>>79017609
Generals discuss the show though? I don't really know what you're talking about.
>>79016219
Two eyes with minor slits and less circular seeing bits so it loosely resembles a snake. Not enough that is doesn't look like a Pearl however.
>>79017609
>I'd actually like to make or post in a legit SU thread.
and yet, you haven't done that once
instead, you just whine because nobody's giving you the attention you think you deserve
>>79017617
>It does.
No, it doesn't. Anonymity is only a small part of it. 2ch imageboards are not forums. Go fuck off to one.
>>79017645
Stating that it's the current year is not a good argumentation technique.
>>79016219
It's a second mouth like >>79016006
>>79017536
>surasshu takes inspiration from persona
that's fucking cool. The soundtrack for P3 and P4 were both great.
>>79016692
How do you make those top left and bottom right symbols?
Fe3Al2Si3O12 + (Mg, Fe)2SiO4 -> (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2
>>79015370
Imagine is SU was always done in this style. Or is it was done with the use of claymation.
>>79017675
Close enough, the difference doesn't matter. It's still more or less the same.
>>79015795
The artist was smart to keep things above the waist. I think it's looking at Stevidot's ass that's most quietly unsettling.
>>79017231
Sardonyx better have another speaking role, she has the voice of an angel.
>>79017696I get it
>>79017649
Out of 410 posts there are about 10 on-topic. The rest is reposts, requests, and shit that would look right at home in a pony simulator thread
>>79017668
Disregarding that I've posted in these threads before to attempt discussion and gotten nothing (what do you know, the board's anonymous!) I've actually gotten quite a bit of attention, this discussion has all but dominated the thread. Good job missing the point, by the way.
>>79017687
look up any ascii
Coldteafag, are you still there?
I admire your dedication.
>>79017734
it ain't makin me laugh, but I get it
>>79017687
I just look up "Japanese typograp´hic symbols" on Wikipedia and look for these: 「」
>>79017608
Honestly, I figure those 2 are the most likely, people cry for Lapis and Peridot but I highly doubt they would be the first gems he fuses with.
The way you suggest it seems reasonable
>>79017728
The artist did make a full body shot of them.
>>79017736
I dunno, that all seems like discussion to me.
i wish Rose's video had been more like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZBgxTwtIE
a reminder
Reminder that Uncle Grandpa is Yellow Diamond.
>>79017696Is that what happens to dinosaur cum under immense pressure?
>>79017645
eh, that doesn't mean shit
>>79017724
nnnnnnice
why is jasper in douchey shirts so great
>>79017724
Fffffffffffff new perfect ship. Objectively. I have a chart.
>>79017811
Pretty sure dreams a collection of your subconscious thought? They can be cohearnt and have meaning
That being said, haven't read any of that greentext wall.
Post Bad Pearl
>>79016614
>TFWnoQT 3.14 redheaded space goddess
>>79017836
>>79017829What is that chemical reaction?
>>79017775
Confirms my hypothesis.
>>79017809
depist lar
>>79017297
>>79017807
Now I need to see post-puberty Stevonnie.
>>79017775
didnt the artist say shes a mute?
With Peridot too nervous to speak and Steven just content with everything.
Love to see what they'd make.
Post the most cringe worthy SU picture you have
>>79017858
It is though? It's off the wall and weird, but it's still discussion? Some of them are jokes, like your first example, but the majority of stuff are still people talking about SU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstCHK8VknM
>>79017886
>>79015094
>Hiatus
What!?
>>79017886
Someone already posted it. >>79017809
>>79017886
Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earth.
Is there anything that's worth more
Than peace and love on the planet earth ~
>>79017886
Don't have much cringe
>>79017886
I don't have any of your fan art saved though!
>>79017886
>>79017886
mainly cause its a crossover thats hated here
>>79017886
You people thought I was joking about the trans Lars crowd.
>>79017937
This comeback was more cringe worthy than any artwork I can find.
Congrats, anon. You have autism.
>>79017696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdUbP6G1g2E
>>79017900
>Connie's Hair
Wow... That's uh... wow.
Hooray for Lapis!
>>79017921
Now you sing Mi
Fa Mi
Mi Fa Mi Ti La
>>79017886
Why would I save cringe.
It's like a form of masochism I don't know?
>>79017886
>>79017886
have cringe video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYZItkMq-mc
>>79017886
Hard to beat.
>>79017436
It's not more likely though.
You're just creating a conjecture based on the gem placement when the forehead and the chest are literally the most common gem placements we've had thus far.
This is just like that statue shit all over again. You see some nebulous connection, then start assuming that that connection has meaning while other traits show the opposite, like her hair and gem being pink and her space suit having a pink diamond on it.
>>79017518
I'll admit, I didn't think of how Cotton Candy Garnet changed to blackfro garnet.
Actually, I just checked and Amethyst did indeed change her hair color once: when they played Steven Tag she made it a really dark purple.
ITS TIME, FOR SHITTY THEORY SATURDAY!
Pearl lacks a defining colour of pink, yellow, blue or white, her Gem is also less rounded than the other pearls gems.
Peridot also says that she's a fancy pearl, we can assume that means that Pearl was made to be special, but this somehow damaged her gem during creation, which made her be thrown out, where Rose found and freed her.
That plus a Pearls inbuilt wish to please their diamond is what caused her to become obsessed with rose.
Rose is a bit TOO powerful to just be a regular Quartz
The Diamonds are SUPER powerful, and objectively better than the other gems.
Fusions are more than the sum of their parts.
Rose may have killed Pink Diamond and stolen her power boost fusion artefact and used it during the rebellion, Bismuth is that artefact, an artificial gem that boosts a regular gems power to that of a Diamond when fused with.
Lapis is OP because she is a purpose made assassin from Blue Diamond sent to kill Rose.
But she was damaged in transit in the mirror, which damaged her memories and her mission was lost.
This concludes SHITTY THEORY SATURDAY.
So what do you peeps think the Geode is?
What's the significance of Mask Island, why is there a warp pad there?
How did gems get access to fucking TIME TRAVEL technology? Why didn't anybody use it to plow the other side during the rebellion?
What do you think that haunted rave poster that Garnet was trying to burn up in Together Breakfast was?
>>79017757
He's long gone.
Press F to pay respects to Cold Tea anon
>>79017979
I try my best!
>>79018016
Why won't America take gem refugees? Just cause some might be clods and try to destroy the planet
>>79018011
But that's not cringe. It would be cringe if, like, Garnet rubbed the dirty diaper in her face and Amethyst smelled it deeply and the characters decided they should all wear diapers. This is just a funny picture of the Gems failing at being moms (and Amethyst, ironically, being the most competent one).
>>79018039
The poster was made by human magic I believe
>>79018029
>ITS TIME, FOR SHITTY THEORY SATURDAY!
Nigga, it's Friday.
>>79017880
Don't know, the artist only said that their name was STDOT.
>>79018028
I'd like to see Pearl's defective instant regenerations during the gem war, as she was more concerned with fighting for Rose than taking weeks to regen correctly.
>>79018075
Only on one hemisphere
>>79018075
time is an illusion pisshead, weekends doubly so
>>79018039
Well, the haunted poster was made up of powdered Gems. The geode is most likely a Homeworld weapon that never went off, and I can't answer you on the time travel stuff.
>>79017886
This whole incident was full of cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CHtTDI4YfI
>>79017138
The Tunguska Event happened.
>>79018074
The haunted painting, according to (I think) Matt was a painting made when some crazy person got his hands on ground-up Gem shards and mixed them into paint.
>>79017886
Don't mind me. Just posting best ship.
>>79018121
Oh boy this gonna be good.
>>79015795
here we go
>>79018092
>>79016076
The Hypercrisis is real
>>79018109
>only on the most important hemisphere
Let's not even kid ourselves, friend.
>>79018039
>So what do you peeps think the Geode is?
It's a synthetic storm, they said as much. Most likely it was some kind of gem nuke, though likely not the same as the "corruption superweapon" theory as they said it would destroy their physical forms, not turn them into monsters.
>What's the significance of Mask Island, why is there a warp pad there?
Probably planned to build shit there.
>How did gems get access to fucking TIME TRAVEL technology? Why didn't anybody use it to plow the other side during the rebellion?
Season 1 plot junk that they never plan to explain. There's a lot of that.
>What do you think that haunted rave poster that Garnet was trying to burn up in Together Breakfast was?
This one was actually hinted at by the crew. The painting isn't the problem, it's the pigment.
Pigments used to be made by crushing gems.
The together breakfast thing was a giant monsterous mess like the forced fusions
Put it together.
>>79018142
Wow, Chris-chan has really improved
>>79018029
Kinda liked the Lapis part
>>79018116
>powdered gems
I'm into it. It's pretty fucked up.
Same way the fusion experiments are like alien body horror.
Any basis of this idea?
>>79018097
It was probably just the same shit over and over again.
She probably took more time than amethyst, but also likely didn't change much each poofing because she just wanted to get back to fighting form
>>79018185
conceptually for sure, technically is still the same
>>79018156
What, is there something wrong with that fusion?
>>79018201
If I recall right, there was some twitter post about it where they basically said "the problem isn't the painting itself, it's the paint"
>>79018256
>Gems
>Blood
Are Stevenbombs the only way to see new episodes now? Have they given up on the old weekly format?
>>79015429
Considering the patterns on Peridot's appearance modifiers, maybe if she ever has to poof and reform she'll get a seifuku style outfit.
>>79018256
>>79018285
Actually, more like
>Pearl's Blood
>Red
>>79018116
>>79018201
What would happen if you snorted powdered gems?
>>79018116
does anyone have Johnston's twitter post where he said the evil scroll was drawn using ground up gems?
But I think that's something humans may have done to use as a weapon against gems
>>79018301
Yes. CN new policy to destroy show fandoms.
>>79018320
>>79018162
>>79017886
>>79018285
It's symbolic
>>79018320
it turns into a you monster the same way it turned into a breakfast monster
>>79018247
no no, nothing wrong at all anon
Im just showing that in the picture the artist said his Stevidot was non verbal
>>79018312
more like
>Red
>The blood of angry gems
>>79015898
>>79018311
I mean the Crystal Gems once changed their outfits for the afternoon, in that dumb episode with the Pizzas
Post music that you think could fit into a scene in SU. I'll start, this would be for Steven exploring a temple dedicated to one of the Diamondsor his mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7pBcKlONnA
My name is Buttermilk and I'm sorry for looking at bad stuff on the internet.
>>79018367
>that dick drawn on the wall
When is Steven going to fuse with other human characters and accidentally make Connie super mad?
>Stevonion
>Stevenny
>Steviki
>Mayor Stevewey
>>79018011
So does that mean the basement in the Temple is full of poo-filled diapers?
>>79018384
That episode was fun.
>>79018404
It'd be nice if he got into a situation similar to Island adventure and was forced to fuse to survive
I think that's the only way it could happen
>>79018384
The whole setup they used to beat the blowfish monster was pretty cool.
>>79018404
She doesn't mind if he fuses with other boys, but any girl or gem will taste the sword.
>>79018404
I'm just waiting for Rainbow Quartz 2.0
>>79018404
She won't because fusion doesn't actually have any metaphorical or emotional meaning. It's just a tool that has had sentimentalism imposed upon it.
>>79018436
I could see Steven getting attention in town after unfusing from Stevonnie and getting pressured into fusing for the cool kids.
>>79018367
>>79018376
Actually, looks like that's yellow.
Note the bloodshot eyes.
Amethyst has purple blood according to Helicopter Amethyst's bloodshot eyes.
>>79018404
Stevidot clearly.
>>79018458
I think most people would get creeped out if they saw something like that, much like Kevin did
>>79018367
reminds me to the mock pics to daterape
>>79018404
I want a Steven / Greg fusion but there really isn't a good mash up name for it. Steg? Greven?
This also means that a Steven/Lars fusion is inevitable, because Stars can't not happen
If you were a girl or a homo, what characters would make a good husbando to you? I mean what characters would you fag for?
>>79018507
Kevin realized he was trying to seduce two children though.
>>79018389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkUIZ-Yqhx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDXjXkrAKSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-9FaXg5NOk
I can't believe steven killed pearl
>>79018312
why isn't her mouth blue then?
whatever happened to the tripfag who stuck a sharpie in his ass?
>>79018532
Young Greg is everyone's husbando fampai
>>79017900
Why did they put in Sardonyx instead of amethyst. It's Garnet, Pearl and then Garnet/Pearl. And then Connie with crazy hair.
>>79018121
this is a level 2 sjw. This form canabalizes on SJWs on and attempt of even higher moral ground.
>Video is worse fanbase
>This isn't all of the fandom
>This isn't even all of all SJWclickbait.
>>79018559
He occasionally makes an appearance but he's usually laughed out of the thread
>>79018544
Sometimes you have to shoot a hostage to make an omelette.
>>79017886
>>79017759
Much appreciated.
>>79018609
It's not bad, it's just that it was made a long, long time ago.
>>79018029
>ITS TIME, FOR SHITTY THEORY SATURDAY!
Sure, why not!?
>Peridot explains: Just by awakening (and stretching I presume), The Cluster will break the Earth's crust.
>They all drill to reach The Cluster.
>Cluster awakens, everything seems lost.
>Garnet forces-fuses with Cluster...
>Everyone (but Peridot) panics because we all know fusions become bigger, and making Cluster bigger will only doom the planet.
>Surprise: While fusing with Cluster, Garnet simultaneously unfuses Sapphire and Ruby.
>Half-Cluster Ruby and Half-Cluster Sapphire are both way smaller than the original Cluster.
> They simultaneously destroy each other.
>Peridot reveals she knew of Garnet's plan. In fact, that's why they fused once (off screen), so Peridot's knowledge of the Cluster could combine with Garnet's strategic mind.
>Cluster-Hole fills with a billion jewel fragments.
> Steven bubbles them all in one single shere the size of the Empire State Building.
> "Garnet is in there, somewhere. Someday, we'll find a way to retrieve her gems without freeing the other gem fragments"
> Season ends.
>>79018576
Amethyst is too much of a fat disgusting jiggly lump to animate like this and make it look decent.
>>79015898
>>79018562
not everyone has shit taste m8
>>79018623
Wow anon, that's really, really bad. You win.
>>79018540
>Revenge of the Enemy
My negroid
>>79018558
Chromatic aberration
>>79018657
Fangfags go
>>79018404
>Stevaldo
>>79018697
"I am the conspiracy."
>>79018384
It seemed to be more of a minor bit of shapeshifting than a true outfit change.
>>79015898
>>79018697
>Guy fieri.jpg
>>79018716
they don't wear cloths, minor shapeshifting is how they would change outfits
unless they wanted to poof and start from scratch
>>79018697
Much more friendly and sociable than Ronaldo, he could actually get people to listen to his theories.
>>79018532
Jamie and Buck are cute.
>>79018520
Stars would be hilarious enough to actually justify putting up with Lars in his other appearances
>>79018532
Greg.
>>79018761
but jamie is gay
>>79018794
Jamie fell in love with Garnet, how does that make him gay?
DFC Lapis best Lapis
>>79018794
he just has jungle fever
>>79018734
>Today on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives were going to try some fry bits at Beach Citywalk Fries.
>Oum *munch munch munch* these would go great with some ranch, brother.
>Ouhm! Right on. These fry bits are taking me straight to Flavor Town, USA.
>>79018794
He wanted to fuck Garnet, he's the second straightest guy in Beach City
>>79018632
I think it's more because MMD is shit at animating long hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxzk4YsotjI
>>79015898
>>79018046
F of Fuck off you and Fuck that asshole
So like, when are the next episodes?
I made a huge fucking mistake and watched all the new episodes within like 2 hours
>>79018532
I like big guys.
>>79018878
Nobody knows anon, probably February 2017
>>79015898
Made this one a week ago.
>>79018121
I think Pieguy did a much more mature version of this video, and with a less clickbait title.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzHJVNLAkkI
>>79018893
god damn it, it's berserk and rick and morty all over again
>Mayor Dewey is in love with Pearl
>Jamie loves Garnet
>No human has feelings for Amethyst because she's a fat gross hog hefer
>>79015549
I've been wondering why the CGs never asked Peridot about the neutralizer batons that they used in The Return/Jailbreak. Like, wouldn't you think they'd be curious as to how far Homeworld's progressed technologically in 5,000 years? Or see if they could replicate it or something?
What if Steven could fuse with two other humans, then 'bow out' of the fusion and leave them stuck with no way to unfuse?
>>79018817
>>79018822
>>79018843
Jamie has amazing taste
>>79018917
Another guy stuck a sharpie up his ass for a FTL mod. Yes, another.
>>79018917
Sharpie.
>>79018127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlqpKpG7Uc
>>79018917
It was probably an image that said "I'm going to delete this image in 5 mins, respond to it and pretend to be offended about FTL"
>>79018942
They're building up to an Amy / Fryman / Smiley love triangle
>>79018973
>>79018963
Holy fucking shit kek
>>79018949
Later plot for an episode.
>>79018963
>>79018973
Fuck i wish i could've seen it, shit deleted on desustorage too
>>79018917
What ever it was, was so bad that it was even removed from the Desustorage archive.
>>79018963
>>79018949
What if YD has destabilizing touch?
>>79018953
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNXhMQqVVtY
>>79015630
>"These aren't my glasses"
>>79018389
An entire episode where Pearl is flashing back to memories of the war and all the Gems she shattered and saw shattered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8BgfqVE-kY
>>79018942
I think she'd be fun to just hang with.
The new song, peace and war on the planet earth got me thinking
why arent there more songs in which all the gems sing together?
it's mostly steven and pearl
>>79018794
Jamie is polyamorous!
>>79018963
>there are copycat sharpie-ass-shoving, FTL-wanting faggots out there
>Supas has inspired a new generation of these subhumans
Fuck. I`m dying out of disappointment and laughter.
>>79018942
>>Mayor Dewey is in love with Pearl
>>Jamie loves Garnet
>love
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>love
>>79019026
It was better when Supas did it. He took pics with his 3DS, and showed off his dick a little
>>79019083
I want a Garnet/ Pearl duet, Steven and Amethyst can't sing for shit
>>79018963
FTL?
>>79019083
They have their own Leitmotifs, and usually their version of singing will clash with each other.
So, I guess they've bonded because it's a song that Steven starts.
>She's coming back
How retarded are the people who schedule CN shows?
>>79019131
FTL: Faster Than Light, it's a video game.
>>79019131
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FTL:_Faster_Than_Light
>>79019104
Off topic but Micheal and Holly was my favorite Office couple.
Anyone have caps of sharpie 2: the blackening ?
>She's ACTUALLY coming back
>>79019144
They just realize they make more money on Teen Titans Go
>>79018029
>Steven uses his dream powers to invade the cluster
>Has to help each one of the shards find peace
>The cluster goes dorment for good
>But steven must make a promise to one day destroy it for good
>>79019144
Full
In the song "something entirely different" ruby asked "have you did it before" and sapphire retorts with "of course not" what did they mean?
fusion? are they implying fusion is like sex? has the entire cast of characters been having gem sex?
what about steven and connie?
this is weird man
>>79018942
>Forgetting best MILF
Anon, sometimes it can get lonely for a fisherman's wife. She needs companionship and escape from her demonspawn and the bastard child.
Amethyst can become anything but respectable.
>>79019141
>>79019178
>she`s coming back
>In shards.
>>79019131
Fatter Than Lapis
>>79019164
Dwight and Angela were objectively the best couple on the show
>>79019178
>>79019141
not anytime soon
>>79018029
Onion is the result of Rose giving sentience to some plants a long time ago.
>>79019153
>>79019157
I didn't want to think this, but it was that.
I want to cum in Peridot
>>79019182
But SU is the second best when it comes to ratings. They know they can't just play TTG?
Right?
Right?
Right?
>>79018389
A montage of the Gems languid, (mostly)tranquil millennia of casual Sapphic bliss between the end of the war and Rose meeting Greg.
>>79019239
>>79017384
Would have actually been a pretty good comic if they hadn't fucked up the pacing so much.
>>79019236
>>79019192
you can't seriously have just picked up on the fusion is sex metaphor now. Its literally been there since Giant Woman and everyone has known about it.
Although I do wonder why Sapphire had never fused before, was she the only Sapphire or was there just never a functional reason for her to fuse with other Sapphires
>>79019198
Ugh that UGLY slut
>>79019246
Oops, forgot the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oei7SYOYodI
>>79018942Vidalia
>>79019228
So Vidalia is Rose's daughter?
>>79019236
>what is this cum you speak of?
>are you implying that using your reproductive sexual device has any effect on the physical representation of gems you claude!!?
>>79019258
Piss off para2
>>79019207
Jasper retaining a lot of water.
>>79019264
Her power is seeing the future. Multiplying that probably wouldn't do anything.
>>79019264
>why Sapphire had never fused before
because fusion is a combat tactic and she isn't a soldier
>>79019287
Nope, but close.
>>79019295
>you claude!!?
Why is this hilarious
>>79018623
OR just use that electric baton Jasper used to un-fuse garnet. Peridot can surely thinker one out of a toaster and some of Greg's ballsack.
>>79019208
Their sordid affair and shame to be together ruin that. Michael and Holly loved the shit out of each other and were soul mates from the very start.
>>79019275
Sorry for your shit taste friend.
When do you think SU is going to be cancelled?
>>79019325
>some of Greg's ballsack
I knew the guy had lots of balls.
>>79019331
why is she wearing no pants?
>>79019348
I say 2 years.
>>79019348
When you lose your virginity
>>79019328
Holly dumped Michael though and moved in with some random jabroni, their relationship was too rushed to facilitate Carrells exit
sometimes pizza times it sometimes it sometimes it sometimes pizza times pizza
>>79019370
Savage
>>79019331
Is she going only with her jacket?
>>79019246
What were they even doing for those thousands of years? Hunting the corrupted gems seems to be a relatively recent event because there aren't that many of them.
Speaking of which, have they just caught all the gems or something? When was the last time they found a corrupted gem?
>>79019331
I thought this was Zappa and Raou
I play way too much guilty gear
>>79019348
we can all hope
>>79019348
I've got hopes it'll be able to finish its run. Ratings are solid, reception is good, merchandise is selling well, budget isn't too high, and it already has an ending planned out.
>>79019319how are you supposed to spell it?
>>79019348
When the merchandise they sell is being sold by more females than males
>yfw star hair Peridot
>>79019370
hey now, i love the show but I don't think I could watch it for decades
PEARL
>>79019441
It seems like they're drying up, yeah. The last time, for the record, was Rising Tides/Crashing Skies.
>>79019348
Hopefully never.
Ending and being cancelled aren't the same thing.
I want it to run for about 6 seasons and maybe 2 movies, one of which is a TV movie and series finale.
I would not want this to go on forever like Simpsons or Scooby Doo.
>>79019474clod
>>79019201
For a second I thought he was reeling back in preparation for a headbutt
>>79019126
That would be pretty cool.
>>79019484
>>79019441
Vibrations from the soon-to-emerge cluster are disrupting their already fragile thought patterns, sending them into a dormant state.
Someone hire me to write for capeshit comics, I got this
>>79019512
You wish.
>>79016783
>Not appreciating the subtlety of cardboard
>You're all fly overs.
>>79019510thanksyou clod
>>79019484
>>79019449
NEVER EVER going to be in XRD
>>79019479
What killed Young Justice wasn't that its audience was female teens. What killed it was that they'd hitched their boat to the ten-year-old boy demographic with an action figure line, but teenage girls don't buy action figures. Handing the figure line to Mattel, a company that takes a sadistic joy in mismanaging its properties, didn't help matters either.
>>79019490
YEARL
>>79019385
Stop.
>>79015898
>>79019537
Stepmom Jasper is an inevitability.
>>79019546
GREARL
>>79019484
>>79019490BAK BAK I'M A CHIKIN
>>79019560
Xrd is scaled back a bit and he's probably too hard to animate, would be dope though
HOL UP
>>79019586
IS SHIT.
>>79019441
They didn't manage to get everything from what Garnet said in keeping it together.
I want to see corrupted gems interact with forced fusions.
>>79019490
PEAR
>>79017836
Because you know that those are the shirts she would use to gag you with while she ties your hands to the bed frame and sunders your pelvis.
>>79019495
It seems like they were catching them weekly if not daily, and now there's just none.
>>79019525
That's a pretty good comic book explanation, you really should write capeshit.
>>79019586
SHIT
T
A
S
T
E
IRREEDEMABLE SHIT TASTE
>>79019639
The forced fusions would clearly just get poofed or even shattered
Best ship!
I want to reticulate Peri-Cherry's cute little splines!
>>79019490
TERRIFYING
>>79019484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaer7Jx9HT8
>>79019743
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
>>79019743
LISTEN UP U SHIT U BETTER NOT I SWEAR WORST GEM
>>79019719
yeah, piggy bank+tie otp
>>79019713
you're right, so far none of the forced fusions have had powers like the corrupted gems
>tfw my gemfu will never be real
>>79019228
>Onion is the result of Rose giving sentience to some plants a long time ago.
That would be Onion's father. A marinated onion.
>>79019743
Saved by the image limit. GG Pearl.
>>79019569
BLEARL?
>>79019618
I didn't know this was a Portugese production.
>>79019850How embarrassing!
>>79019850
HER NAME IS BLOOPLE ANON
>>79019743
Golly ur dumb.
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/688130015335022593
setting of the next episode confirmed
What's irreal about this show is how likable Steven is.
I've never ever met a kid like him, they are such annoying little shits.
>>79019686
Hold on, let me apply my Asperger's syndrome to this problem.
Episodes involving the Gems fighting a corrupt Gem:
>Gem Glow - 1
>Bubble Buddies - 7, six episodes later
>Serious Steven - 8, one episode later
>Steven's Lion - 10, two episodes later
>Arcade Mania - 11, one episode later
>Giant Woman - 12, one episode later
>Beach Party - 18, six episodes later
>Monster Buddies - 23, five episodes later
>Island Adventure - 30, seven episodes later
>Horror Club - 41, eleven episodes later
>Love Letters - 56, fifteen episodes later
>Reformed - 57, one episode later
>Rising Tides/Crashing Skies - 59, two episodes later
From what can be seen, the most monster-saturated parts of the series are Bubble Buddies through Arcade Mania and Love Letters through Rising Tides/Crashing Skies. That's a ten-episode period, from which eight monsters debut. Outside of those brief sections, there are only five episodes to feature a new Corrupted Gem.
>>79020005
Neat, I live near there.
This video is strangely interesting.
>>79020005
hahaha
>>79020005
>video already has a shit-ton of views
well...that guy is gonna be surprised next time he gets on his youtube.
>>79020032
>steven
>likable
The most common complaint about the show's early episodes is how annoying Steven is.
>>79019667
worst fruit
>>79020005
I don't get it, is this guy reviewing parks?
I guess that's interesting
>>79019581
YA BLUDY GIT! YAS IZN'T EVIN RED! YUZ NOT DAH FASTEST YUZ NOT IN CHARGE!
>>79020128
A proper Ork fan knows that the leader should only be red when he needs to be fast. Green, as they say, is the best.
>>79019364
>>79019434
The original is haruhi suzumiya and za warudo and haruhi is naked.
The jacket's drawn on with the edit. to be blue board appropriate
>>79019257
Are you reffering to Gem Dom or the picture they're replying to?
>>79020125
I think Matt was interested in the cadence of the guy's speech and his editing skills. Same reason he came up with the premise for Rising Tides/Crashing Skies
>>79020074
You're doing god's work anon.
That's 13 in like a year. The question is how long have they been doing it? I think there must have been a period of time after the war before they started appearing.
Would you read the 100s of years of cluster reports /sug/?
>>79020005
That is adorable
Life and death and love and birth
What is this song was supposed to even mean? Or was it just a reason to get peri to sing
>>79020093
Funny how things change
>>79020005
Great, another location for SU faggots to harass.
>>79020207
>Rising Tides/Crashing Skies
hah, I never made the connection
that's cool
New thread now?
>>79020253
Steven was secretly trying to get Peridot to stay.
>>79020267
New thread never we're banned from /co/
>>79020267
NEVER
>>79020278
secretly? I thought it was pretty clear that he wanted to be friends with her
>>79020253
Life can be brilliant or terrible, but usually chaotic and always beautiful and worth preserving.
>>79020259
Are there other locations we've harassed?
>>79020301
Well a sign instead of asking Peri to become a crystal gem directly.
>>79020285
since when?
>>79020315
Keystone Motel.
>>79020315
I think anon is referring to the Keystone Hotel. After the episode aired, a bunch of retards called up and harassed the staff, and even went as far as to leave bad reviews on their websites. The Crew got pissed.
>>79017355
I could see Amethyst as the first gem Peridot chooses to fuse with, and their fusion might also be very stable and effective. But they're both too independent to stay like that forever.
>>79020341
since now
>>79020267
fuck you
>>79020348
What the fuck.
Why would they leave negative reviews? What did the hotel/motel/whatever do? The motel didn't even do anything bad in the episode.
>>79020285
>>79020292
Is this true? Citation please
>>79020383
"Cute" shit like complaining Ruby evaporated the pool or whatever.
>>79016788
What we're doing isn't inconveniencing anyone, you fucking autismo. I agree that there are probably better places to talk about this, but not in the fashion that we prefer.
And anon, if you don't like the whole format of generals, why not take it up with the mods? Why not try to affect some actual change, instead of just complaining that you don't like something, and expecting things to change like a fucking self-entitled cunt.
Or, here's a thought: if you don't like us, filter us. That way, you don't have to see us, and have an autistic spasm over generals like a fucking spergy faggot.
>>79020508
>responding to a post made over 2 hours ago
let sleeping autists lie, anon
>>79020392
Jesus christ what a shit thread
>>79011234
>>79012473
>>79012658
>>79014090
>>79015933
>>79016107
>>79016490
>>79016531
>>79016631
>>79017110
>>79016595
Briggs-Myers is a FUCKING FRAUD, dipshits.
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-28315137
>>79020605
you're a fraud
>>79020605
>Not just having fun
>>79018367
Ah I remember those days. The joke versions were great.
>>79020605
>bbc
oh my fuck