SPIDER-MAN IN "CIVIL WAR"

Fascinating.

Also

>Spiderman Joins the "Young avenger's" program. The ones you see running at the end of ultron

>Tony creates a weather resistant costume for him

>And webshooters

>Steve is dating aunt may

>Uncle Ben died in 9/11

>Stark give's parker an the responsibility speech, as well as a biologically engineered spider

I would hope he's scouting the mind of Peter Parker as a techie instead of finding out who Spiderman is in a day.

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>>79013007
Nice bait

>>79012939
>>79013007
Geeze, if they're gonna fuck his shit up that much from the comics, they might as well have made him black.

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>>79012939
>Stark personally visits his house to invite him to join the Avengers
Wow he's too kind

>>79012939
Not a huge fan of all the Stark Wank in the MCU. I mean I get the idolized part, but IM being one of his main inspirations to becoming Spider-Man?

>>79013013
Peter is rookie. His secret identity shouldn't be too hard to uncover, specially for a genius such as Stark.

>>79013007
>>79013066

Not bait sadly

http://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/How-Tony-Stark-May-Enhance-Spider-Man-Civil-War-80207.html

http://collider.com/captain-america-civil-war-spider-man-details-joe-anthony-russo

Solidifies the fact that the MCU is shit

I hope Stark gives Peter one of those hand held sound FX boxes, only instead of soundFX it spits out random quips.

>>79013189
>Not bait sadly
>Tony bangs Aunt May in movie
>synergy enters
>Tony grannyfucker

>>79013310
>You're my favorite spiderman!
>Time to swing into action!
>Save me, Spidey!

>>79013234
This, fuckin DUH-ROPPED

They had one chance to stop being shit, and that was by doing Spider-Man right. I'm officially on the DC train now, fuck Marvel for good

>>79013007
>Steve or Tony will never be your new stepuncledad

Why live

>>79013189
>first link is 4 months old and uses Latino Review as a source
>second doesn't say anything about 9/11 or Tony building his stuff

>>79013371
This. DC makes me laugh without the need for quips.

If Tony makes the web shooters Im going to be legitimately pissed. Peter is smart enough to make his own. Now if Tony gives him the tools to make/improve them with his R&D labs I could buy that

>>79012939
>Cool spider bite, Peter. Want to bring it to the Avengers Tower?

>>79013500
Tony and Spider-Man shouldn't have any interaction other than maybe a fight. Spider-Man should show up as a new hero and then have his own SOLO movies that have nothing to do with Avengers right off the bat aside from maybe cameos, but no personal relationships with them

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>>79013498

>>79013145
Doesn't eh literally have a Spider-Sense that helps him avoid when people are trying to see him unmask?

>>79013560
The way I see it since Peter is small time/urban myth, his brief interaction with the avengers would establish why he doesnt like working with them and skyrocket his public popularity considering it would confirm his existence

So Tony pretty much confirmed for almost killing a kid when he tries to switch sides?

>>79013328
To be fair Marisa Tomei is pretty fuckable still.

Literally everything in the MCU revolves around Stark.

Hell, Thanos' motivation in Infinity War will probably be revealed to be him butthurt because Tony fucked Death in a limbo state after getting hit by the bomb in IM1.

>>79013798
doesn't sound too bad tbqhwymdf.

>>79013189

These links don't say any of that outside of a Latino Review rumor

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When RDJ almost walked before Feige was planning on replacing Stark with Strange as the new MCU focal point but RDJ returning delayed the Strange movie and I doubt Cumberbatch has the time to be the new lead.

Now that RDJ is definitely on the way out do you think connecting the characters is a means of transitioning to Parker as the focal point of the MCU?

>>79012939
>Peter Parker inspired by Iron Man

Spider-Man confirmed for casual.

>Tony is literally responsible for everything in the MCU

Kill me.

>Civil War is ten years after Iron Man
How the hell is that even possible?

>rumors
Into the trash it goes.

>>79013007
I'm ok with this

>>79013007
I legitimately don't see anything wrong with this.

>>79016242
>>79016304
damagecontrol is real

>>79016242
>>79016304
>people who don't read comics

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>>79013007

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>>79012939
>he has idolized Stark for years, and Iron Man was one of his main inspirations to becoming Spider-Man
> Iron Man was one of his main inspirations to becoming Spider-Man

>>79016339
Has the pilot even been made yet? I haven't heard anything about casting.

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>>79013498

>>79013560
>Finally get Spider-Man into a shared universe with other heroes
>Not have him interact with other heroes

You're not particularly business-savy, are you?

>>79013563
I don't think that's how it works.

>>79013498
That's because they're films and shows are laughably bad.

>>79013007
> Steve is dating Aunt May

lol no

>>79016121
The MCU operates within real time.

>Iron Man / The Incredible Hulk
2008

>Iron Man 2 / Thor
Roughly one year later, so 2009

>Captain America: The First Avenger
2011.

>The Avengers
Roughly July 2012.

>Iron Man 3
Six months later, December 2012.

>Thor: The Dark World
One year after the invasion, so 2013.

>Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Two years after the invasion, so 2014.

>Avengers: Age of Ultron / Ant-Man
2015

And now "Civil War".

>>79013007
Fuck, will the Iron Man wanking please die. Also, Uncle Ben not giving Spider-Man the Great Power speech? Fucking hell.

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>>79013007
>Uncle Ben died in 9/11

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>>79016584
Wow way to explain the joke, Nimrod

About 80% of the MCU's problems could be solved if Tony would STOP DOING THINGS.

>>79016658
The official timeline states that IM2/Hulk/Thor all happened the same week and Cap was dethawed shortly after.

>>79013007
>Uncle Ben died in 9/11
Goddamnit US
When will you get over it

>>79017123
>Peter parker was 1 yo.

Fuck, it's 2016 already. In 2017 Peter Parker is 15, he could've been conceived during 9/11. There's no way he remembers the horror that was having your cartoons interrupted by boring news of some towers getting put down somewhere across the globe. A-Am I getting old? Shit...

>>79013787
In movie, yes. In comics? Fuck no. Comics May is with both legs in grave, Death is counting minutes until she'll claim her.

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so basically they're removing everything that made spiderman spiderman

>>79016538
What pilot ?

>>79017452
Ding ding ding

>>79017123
>Falling for bait

I guess that does make you an American wanna-be.

>>79016685
>"I should be in there. Among them. One with them."

>>79016474
>Implying Peter won't reveal he's just buttering Tony up to get paid, and to hide the truth about his origin/motivation

We see Iron Spider vs Captain America fight

mmmmmmoooooollllllleeeeeee

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>>79013007
>Steve is dating aunt may
>Uncle Ben died in 9/11

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>>79012939
>Peter idolized Stark
for what? getting laid so much? having wild parties? being rich? yeah, that's what spiderman is all about
>Iron Man was one of his main inspirations to becoming Spider-Man
Fucking bullshit! if true, its just marvel sucking more RDJ dick

>>79020997
Probably because of Stark still being a tech-genius who eventually used his tech to become a super hero
Only other role-model like that that comes to mind is maybe Hank but Ant-Man made it seem like he hadn't been active for decades so Tony kind of makes sense.
Stark-wanking is annoying but I think it kind of, unofrtunately, makes sense

>>79020997
I don't see the problem. Iron Man is the most high-profile super hero in the MCU. Tony may be a smart ass with a Jesus complex but no one comes close to him in terms of full-time public superhero-ing. Hulk isn't someone to aspire to be, Hawkeye and Black Widow are secret agents, Thor has no public image, and Captain America, though the patrician choice, was only popular during WWII.

I can see why people might me mad at this decision, but it makes sense and anyone with a brain knows he going to switch sides like in the comic.

>>79013189
>Latino-Review
Uh-huh.
>has heard from unnamed sources
Like fucking clockwork.

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>>79021314
>>79021358
Cap would've still made way more sense

Pretty sure we've known this since Day 1

>>79021716
Not really.

Peter wants to be a scientist/inventor and make the world better through his inventions. That's Stark's thing.

>>79016404
>people who don't give a shit about continuity that can't keep it's own shit straight for ten minutes

FTFY neckbeard

>>79013007
>avenger's
>give's
It's the CURRENT YEAR, folks. When will you learn the proper use of apostrophes?

>>79016063

Shut up, Harry

>>79021822
Spiderman's character is all about responsibility
That is not Stark at all

>>79022343
What about at the end of CW Peter switches to Cap's side?

It would be a good character arc

>>79021716
Makes sense that Peter would idolize Tony since Peter is a science geek and Tony is like a rockstar for nerds in tech and because the guy is a filthy rich celeb playboy.

Besides Cap is one of those guy who earns your respect and admiration, once Pete goes toe to toe with him he will start liking him and having second thoughts about Tony who usually has the opposite effect of Steve (just see how he treated Killian).

It's already confirmed Steve earns Panther's respect, and that Tony is partially angry at Steve because he isn't reciprocating Tony's friendship the way Tony wants (RDJ said Tony was a bit jealous of Steve and Falcon being brovengers and then angry because Steve went against the government and ran off with Bucky) in the end they all want Cap.

>>79013957
I doubt that this kid will carry movies. I wonder if he even can act.

>>79013643
when was spider-man ever an urban myth character? hes not batman. have you ever read a spider-man comic?

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>>79013498
Radical, dear anon.

>>79013371
>I'm officially on the DC train now, fuck Marvel for good
same. either comics or movies, marvel is a complete shitfest
though i think about it twice when i remember how insufferable DCuck shitposting can be when it comes to movie related shit
see >>79013498

>>79022343
Yeah, but Stark preaches responsibility. He isn't at all responsible, but he does preach it. The thing with stark is that he is charming and convincing. Cap doesn't stand a chance in an impressionable young millenial mind. Until he sees it with his own eyes.

>>79021716
Cap won't make the impression on a smart tech-geek that Stark will.
Add to that Stark has actually been either a rich playboy who made his money in tech or a superhero while Peter's been alive while Cap was a popsicle for most of Peter's life.
Hopefully Pete comes in idolizing Stark, gets tech swag from Stark realizes Stark's a douche and comes around to Cap's side after actually seeing everything through his own eyes.

Tony leans in close towards Peter...and speaks...
"With Great Power comes great responsibility, or, as Wanda's parents might say, with great Stark bomb comes great loss of life expectancy."

You know, I really wish Iron Man dies in Infinity Wars...

>>79028524
aren't they puffs?

I haven't eaten cereal in a decade, I don't remember

>>79021822
>>79022671
>>79025060

Read Avenging Spider-man.

Peter has a huge crush on Steve because he was also a scrawny geek kid.

>>79028602
I think they're aguing over what cereal's better

I'd be okay with the idea of Tony bringing Peter to his lab, and then ends up building the web shooters himself using stark tech.
Like Tony's all "hey if you join my team/side you get to play with all these toys"
I get that hey, a high schooler wouldn't have access/funds to the tech needed to construct his own pair of web shooters.
But having Tony just hand em over? Nah.

>>79021358
Thiiiiiiiiiis.
Peter's a teenage genius who looks at other geniuses.
Tony is a fucking genius who built a working exoskeleton in a fucking cave with scraps and missile parts.
How could a teenage genius -not- have nerd boners over the man?

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So from a range of zilch to never happening what are the odds we get any of the Academy kids in MCU as part of a young Avengers program.

>>79029745
tony pls get out

>>79016576
he did originally