Whomp! - Anguishful Thinking

okay Ronnie, if you have any one off, twilight zoney comics in the vault, next week is really the time to start brushing them off

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>>79011408

>>79011408
poor Ronnie... sometimes I just want to put a pillow over his nose and mouth until the pain goes away.

>>79011408
>"I'll grant your wish Ronnie!"
>Ronnie now a Gundam Mk.III

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Why is she so cute /co/

>>79011465
Does anyone who watches anime actually think Japan is really like that in this day and age?

Back before the internet was commonplace sure but all that information is so readily available now it would just be sheer ignorance to think Japan is exactly like anime.

>>79011844
https://youtu.be/JTIPQdlLKTA?t=5s

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>>79011837

>her face in the last panel

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>>79011837
>japanese people
>aggressive

The worst example of violence in their history (not dating to WWII) is a girl in a hoodie killing two people with a box cutter. A box cutter. One of them even got back up because when she got to Hell the devil himself said that shit was weak.

Seriously, a box cutter? Two people? In America that happens several times a day in several states, totally unreported. Nips are fucking weak. They're shark week.

>>79011408
Fucking kek, that punchline got me harder than Whomp has in a while. Might need to add it to my favourites bar again.

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>>79012016
>The worst example of violence in their history (not dating to WWII)
is probably the time where some teens kidnapped a girl, raped her repeatedly then chucked her body in a barrel full of cement.

>>79012016
>japanese people
>not violent
boy, you haven't heard of japanese bullying haven't you?

>>79012016
You could at least try to research some shit.
https://ripeace.wordpress.com/2012/09/14/the-murder-of-junko-furuta-44-days-of-hell/
also, fuck you for reminding me of this

>>79012168
or the time that terrorist cult killed a bunch of people at a subway station with sarin gas.

Or that time the guy killed a bunch of school kids with a knife...

Or that time the guy drove his truck into a crowd and then jumped out and stabbed a bunch more people

Or that weird revolutionary group in the seventies that killed a bunch of its own members in a purge, and then took some hostages and it all got covered live on the air, including the storming of their compound and subsequent deaths by police.

But yeah, they're small potatoes compared to the U.S.

>>79012168
They didn't just rape her, they beat her, abused her
I don't know what that anon is on about, but that shit gives me shivvers

>>79011408
Is Ronnie gay?

>>79012574
He's gay.

Gay for anime.

>>79012574
He is ronnie-sexual.

>>79012168
Isn't one of the culprits walking free now? Because he was underage he did really short time

>>79012168
>>79012394

and the cannibal guy who got off scot free and to this day still preys on people

and the edgelord teen that dismembered a girl and left her in front of their school for all the other childrens to find

also yakuza killings

also WWII does count you nip bastard

>>79012016
Because contrary to what American Republicans believe (since they claim "Paris has the most restrictive gun laws in the world"), it isn't countries with restrictive gun laws that have higher violence.

Guns are virtually completely banned in China and Japan. Barring the rare box cutter attack in a school or on a train, violent homocides are virtually nonexistant in comparison.

Suicides on the other hand...

>>79013199
>Barring the rare box cutter attack in a school or on a train, violent homocides are virtually nonexistant in comparison.

>i trust incredibly authoritarian and meddling government for crime statistics

China is 3rd world in most of it's territory, specially to the western and southern part.

>>79013277
The issue is the claim that gun control=less safe is bullshit.
That being said, its been proven having A firearm is the best defense in a robbery regardless of type.
The ideal solution is greatly limiting the sales of large capacity weapons.

You shouldn't need more than ten shots before reloading to defend yourself in any circumstance. Data on violence also suggests the best self defense in public is actually a knife, since the human brain reacts with much more instinctive fear of it than a gun and the only time you'll ever be defending yourself is if you have not yet been fired on and are not able to run away.

Furthermore, the argument against background checks, "Criminals will get a gun anyway", is like saying that because irresponsible people will drink and drive regardless of the law that it should not be a crime to drink and drive and that drivers suspected of inebriation should not be stopped and made to undergo a breathalyzer test.

>>79011408
I don't get it

is this supposed to be funny?

it's not. It's just dumb, not even funny-dumb, just dumb.

>>79013439
>large capacity weapons.

meme word alert

>You shouldn't need more than ten shots before reloading to defend yourself in any circumstance. Data on violence also suggests the best self defense in public is actually a knife, since the human brain reacts with much more instinctive fear of it than a gun and the only time you'll ever be defending yourself is if you have not yet been fired on and are not able to run away.

"you shouldn't need" is a fucking idiotic proposition, you're defending your life, there's no acceptable loss condition. And god, watch some security footage. Rethoric is worth jack and shit compared to the reality of it, and in reality you are going to magdump a fucker away while he's pumped up on adrenaline and god knows what else and doesn't react at all. More capacity absolutely IS the best thing you can have when fighting someone off, you won't be hitting a static target at a reasonable distance, you will be trying to suppress while you run for cover.

>>79012016
nigga how ignorant can you be? you never heard of the otaku murderer or the fact that they tried to fucking brain wash the rest of their continent?

hell average Japanese high school girls do sociopathic shit on a regular basis

>>79012598
That's the worst kind of gay.

>>79013517
>it's not. It's just dumb, not even funny-dumb, just dumb.
it's xkcd, only for HA HA I'M SO FAT big people who HA HA I SURE DO LIKE ANIME A WHOLE BUNCH like anime, but *serious voice* do you ever wish you could live in video games. Sometimes People Are Sad And That's Okay.

>>79013755
i'd rather be gay for anime than gay for animals.

>>79013439
>the best self defense in public is actually a knife

I dunno about that, at least in my own personal case. I'm weak as shit and don't know how to fight, so pulling a knife just feels like an invitation to have it taken from me and used against me.

>>79013875
well thats your problem then. weak people relying on guns is why theres so much useless gun violence.

>>79013783
'dear diary. today i made sure to laugh really hard at the comic where Ronnie runs to Macky D's in his underpants, mumbles an order at the cashier, and then consumes his chicky nuggy until he soils himself and starts crying. i even printed it out and made sure to circle the funniest panel (where he rolls on the floor saying a bloo bloo bloo). however, Sanjay and Adam just went all quiet and wouldn't make eye contact for the rest of the day. WHY MUST I BE SO AWKWARD???'

>>79012016
>>79012168
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

>>79013963
>Her murder case was named the Concrete-encased high school girl murder case
.

>>79013918
Oh, I wouldn't get a gun either. Since I also don't know how to shoot, I'd probably shoot myself or someone innocent by mistake. No, I just kind of don't leave my house mostly.

>>79014033
The Japanese sure are good at catchy titles.

>>79013918
>weak people relying on guns is why theres so much useless gun violence.

>implying some gangbanger couldn't beat you to death guns or not

what a medieval mentality.

>>79013963
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta
>The parents of Kamisaku were present for at least a part of the time that Furuta was held captive, yet did not intervene, later claiming that they feared their son too much to do so.

What the fuck
Why didn't those assholes call the police if they couldn't handle their offspring themselves? She was held there for 40 fucking days that well over a month. Over a month of knowing your kid has kidnapped a classmate to use as a sex slave / torture victim and you can't fucking call the authorities

what the fuck is wrong with the Japanese seriously

>>79012016
All the people in that comic are white. That's kinda the joke of otaku dad.

>>79011408
Taking care of Ronnie really isn't all that different from her day job.

>>79014241
Well, there are some black kids too.

why does Disapproving Mother Figure still choose to live with / enable Sad Fat Man

what's the joke. what is this comic trying to say. i'm searching for a deeper meaning than 'ha ha sad fat man is sad, fat, disapproving mother figure is displeased'. i fall to my knees and let out a tortured, uncomprehending moan

>>79014268
That's exactly why her coworker dated him for a time.

>>79014215
Something about it would be shameful if people knew about their son I bet

>>79014033
I think I've read that doujin

>>79014321
They moved into different homes from one another before (twice technically), but Ronnie must have had trouble thinking up material without them living together, so they quickly became roommates again and returned to the status quo.

What's your favorite Whomp comic?
Mine is the one where Ronnie is a pathetic lardbag of a human being.

>>79014333
Well if that was their thinking it certainly didn't work out well for them.

>>79014215
>what the fuck is wrong with the Japanese seriously
Tons, but stuff like that happens here too. People are weird inside their heads.

They should've hung the fuckers though. You can't rehabilitate a rabid dog; you shouldn't waste time and money on psychopaths.

>>79014284
Yes, I should clarify that comic takes place in middle America. An American business man is obsessed with anime and is building a town, starting with a school, to mimic as much anime as he can.

>>79014338
Yea that was a messed book.

>>79014417
i'm trying to understand from a 'why hasn't this been laughed out of Serious Voice posts and onto /co/ or /v/'s Greatest Hits roster, like the blue inflation bear and Miscarriage Edit Man' perspective

>>79014451
Doubt anything they've done worked out well

>>79014467
Whether Hana's behavior can be described as "american" or "japanese" is actually an interesting point, now that I come to think of it. She's a white american currently living in america, but she was born and raised in japan. At least, I think she was born in japan. Seems like she only came to america to visit her grandparents while growing up. And she was raised by possibly the biggest weeaboo otaku of all time. So even though she finds her father embarrassing, it may be possible that her genki or tsundere attitude or whatever it is that makes her want to hit Ashley is a result of her dad's interests and constantly exposing her to slice of life highschool anime indirectly rubbing off on her.

>>79014554
Are you asking why people like Ronnie while they hate Dobson and Buckley? Ronnie has improved on his art while knowing his limitations. While not every one of his comics is a hit, he has far more hits then misses. He has a sense of continuity as well as deepest lore. When he wants to do a horror comic it is a great comic. He doesn't pander, plus he will drop his comics here early for us sometimes.

>>79014722
literally mediocre, then.

you don't need to grow or learn anything as long as your shirt is the same colour as it was three issues ago. sad fat man remains forever sad, fat. also something about tumbler pronouns and the word 'triggered'

>>79014722
>he will drop his comics here early for us sometimes
He keeps saying that's not actually him doing it, though, but other people who he shares the comic with early.

>>79011880
Sure japan is like anime.

Japan is like Perfect Blue.

>>79013918
Holy shit, you are one stupid human being.

>>79012574
Hard gay

>>79011408
>>79011844
I think it's safe to say the well has dried up for Whomp. Ronnie should focus on Otaku Dad instead.

>>79014722
>plus he will drop his comics here early for us sometimes.
>Wow some mediocre comic artist comes to the same forum as I do! I will worship them and their comic forever!

How starved for approval can someone be?

>>79011408
There's no joke in here. Why was this comic even made?

>>79016991

No where near as salty as you are, apparently.

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>>79012016
>what is the Nanking Massacre

>>79014695
She gets off on violence. She's hitting Ash because she knows he's strong and wants to make him fight her.

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Now, I know what you're thinking. How embarrassing it is to strengthen your spine while making an important choice in a public space! When that sales representative asks you if you want the standard or deluxe package in your new Kia Sorento, ask them covertly about the thought-thrust room. If they lead you to the bathroom, then you lead your money to another establishment.

>>79012680
They're all in a cycle of being released just to be thrown in. I think one guy was convicted life and the others are all psychological fuckups.

This comic gets worst everyday. It is not funny, It is just lame. Even QC is better than this. And I think QC is pretty bad...

>>79014215
The psycho Japanese are a small part of the population, the rest are still complete pushovers.

>>79018065
I know that feel

Its getting pretty blatant that there are people who obsessively follow every Whomp thread just to shitpost.

>>79011408
Does she regret inviting Ronnie to live with her yet?

>>79011408
I nist Jwers

>>79014132
>>79015547
>>79015547
not my fault ya'll too pussy to punch each other to death

And I'm for guns i meant the real useless shit. Once a week I read a report about a parent accidentally shooting and killing their child because they came home late and those the child was a burglar.

>>79013439
>>79013199

The real reason is that Japan doesn't have as many foreigners and is culturally mostly homogenous. Simple.

As soon as you have a large number of minorities your crime rate goes through the roof.

>>79011880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

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>>79014215
I did not need to read that in a Ronnie-thread. These threads are meant to be fun

>>79024598
We are why ronnie is scared of us.

>>79014722
Also, Ronnie's a really nice guy

I was on his Silent Hill 2 stream and I'd like to have a beer with the guy

>>79018806
I know this is a loss edit.

>>79011837
What dere is this even? Extreme Tsun?

>>79012574
>anons never been to /a/
50% percent want to be the little girl. The other fifty percent, well-

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You can laugh at me, but when Columbo utters his famous line, "Just one more thing," and spins towards the camera, just imagine his sun dress flaring outward into a beautiful fabric halo and feel ashamed of your scorn.

>>79018065
But is that something more like an average american schoolgirl would do, or more like an anime character?

>>79025005
Since when is Ronnie scared of us?

>>79028468
Both. It's an equal mix of shounen protagonist hot-bloodedness and American love of violence with a dash of yandere and sadism.

>>79025300
Genki? It's not as bad as yandere, I know that much.

>>79012016
>the rape of nanking

>>79012168
There was a manga based on that apaprently
http://www.guromanga.com/read/shin-gendai-ryoukiden/4673/p3#.VpnS-SqLRhE

why doesn't agrias just move out? does she find him endearing or something?

>>79012016
>the rape of Don king

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>>79030756

>>79031302
They're friends.

He also keeps her distracted from her own problems.

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>>79025134

>>79011837
I know this kind of girl. This won't end well.

Probably ends with her writing thinkpieces about it in her 20's

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>>79025300
Fightin' Tsun?

>>79032291
Thank you for showing me this.

>>79029078
Don king was raped

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>>79012574
he just wants to be a girl

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>>79035041

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>>79035072

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>>79035083

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>>79035095

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>>79035101

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>>79013199
>>79021769
I would chalk it up to Japan's culture of shame, myself. Instead of pushing their shit onto others, they internalise it, which contributes to the whole suicide thing.

>>79013439
I don't want to derail this into /pol/ gun control territory, but where the hell are you getting your gun information from? Particularly about the 10 round maximum. And a knife as the best self defense weapon? Even knife experts generally don't suggest knives as option 1.

Gun defense results in less injury than all other options, including surrendering and giving the criminal what they want entirely, on every study I can remember, except for one where it was tied for first.

>>79013875
>>79014049
A knife that you don't have the muscles, skill or attitude to use properly doesn't sound like a good idea.

Might I suggest a combination of say something like Saber 3 in 1 spray, and good cardiovascular health for running away?

>>79035041
Ronnie a cute! CUTE!

>>79028663
I'M IN LOVE

>>79014333
Or maybe they were just fucking scared. Just because it's Japan doesn't mean everything comes down to some samurai code of honour.

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>>79025134
>>79032056

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FRIENDLY REMINDER

Friendly reminder

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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my time has come

>>79011408
One does have to wonder if Ronnie is getting any new readers these days. I cant imagine anyone entering his website for the first time, seeing one of the strips we've had lately and thinking "oh yeah I'll read some more of this."

>>79011837

... that's... kinda hot

>>79032291

Holy Shit... it's a fucking shame girls like this are ugly, feminist bitches irl.

Fantasy will always beat reality. Irl a feminine girl is far better than a tomboy.

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I WANNA MARRY NEVADA-TAN

>>79041659
Oh yeah, she got out at some point, didn't she?

>>79041689
Think so

>>79011837
I just want to be hurt by a girl who gets turned on by it.