What the fuck even is this nigga's hairline

EXCELSIOR!

He's like a hundred years old nigga chill

>>78998309
nigga u chill desu senpai dat nigga like got up in the morning and put his hair on wrong and was like yeah fuck it dis gud

>>78998156
line? that's so one-dimensional. stan the man has at LEAST a polyhairdron

>>78998309
>He's like a hundred years old nigga chill

Actually in a recent interview he let it slip that he is over a thousand.

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>>79000025
FUCK
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>>78998156
It's the secret to his immortality.

>>78998156
Look, humans are hard to get right. You try flying 100s of light years across space and then getting the hair right on whatever freaky alien you're trying to disguise yourself as.

See also: Donald Trump.

>>79000025
Norman Nsborn?

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>>78998156
all you need to know is Kirby is dead