What a shit mother, holy shit
I don't even LIKE Candace and I have to agree. Linda a shit.
Like, why whenever she's actually shown what Phineas and Ferb are doing does she get mad? Lawrence has no problem with any of it. What, does she just hate fun or something?
has Candace ever just took a picture of what the boys are doing and sent a text.
Although I'm guessing her phone got smashed right before she hit sent or something
She's a mom and might think what they're doing is dangerous
Think she actually writes all that shit down for others to laugh about, or was that just Candace's paranoia?
Naa, she show several times her affection.
Is just not normal that kids do so dangerous activity that no parent would allow (Lawrence is classic Bumbling Dad, not count) .
Draw her raw-dogging Candace from behind while Candance is screaming "MoooOOOOOOOOOM". Make it by her using a strap-on. Maybe you can do a futa variation to increase the audience base. Maybe have Linda shove a mic up Candace's vagoo while you're at it.
I am by no means an artist, but I drew a basic schematic, which should convey the message well enough. With a good artist, I think it would have the potential for a short porn parody run. Let me know if you can draw that for me.
Dr. Hirano was the far superior mom.
Honestly Candace gets shat on way too much even if she's constantly trying to rat out her brothers. She's been publicly humiliated in almost every episode, beaten to a pulp, been the subject of Phineas & Ferb's weird experiments and more stuff that I can't think of right now. She just doesn't deserve it.
I wonder if their family has a history of mental illness.
They most certainly would. If the wacky stuff Linda does is anything to go by
There is some strange shit about her. There was zero explanation for that skull she had.
>The skull isn't shaped like half a circle
Damn, I had this whole crazy theory of Candace clones thought up
Another strange one. Didn't he get a bit freaky with a painting he did of the Queen?
Must be rough seeing beyond universe and into another reality.
actually that's linda's fault too. they said it in interviews or whatever but they also showed it in the show, that candace's main motivation is "mom wouldnt let ME get away with this, so the boys shouldn't either"
and we do see she gets insta-busted for candace party
And with it longer.
Things like being split into two and then fused back together don't help. I think after that was when Candace started talking to herself more on the show.
It's gone beyond just talking to herself. She's arguing with herself.
I wonder how often we see her talking to herself before and after Split Personality. Having Candace become more unhinged as time goes by is definitely the kind of thing these writers would do.
She sure has gone through some shit. It's amazing she's functional at all. She was turned into a puddle and used as a bath by birds.
This summer's definitely taken it's toll; most of the stuff in >>78971184 was on the show. About half of it from Comet Kermillian alone in fact.
If Candace decided that she legit wanted to be a supervillain, she'd probably be great at it.
Is this the best role of Ashley Tisdale career as Candace or her most famous role of his career
>no summer camp episode with Candace as a responsible Fireside Girl
Candace shouldn't be around the Fireside girls anymore.
well part of it is that at least half the time, if she just let her brothers be she wouldn't suffer even half the grief she does. Funnier still is that I'm pretty sure there's another half of the time where her attempts to bust them end up indirectly leading to her piece of evidence getting away.
Then there's some grey overlap between both where if she hadn't gotten involved: her brothers or family could have gotten hurt. Plus, Candace needs to be honest with herself; her life is insanely more interesting than without her brothers' experiments.
Remember that episode where she worried about that girl stealing Jeremy away because she wasn't interesting enough until Stacy pointed out Candace has ended up one upping her own brothers on "weird shit be doin'", or the other times when she's outright sought their help.
last point that's not really related: what's she complaining about? She's got the coolest songs in the series.
and not forget the bad future of time travel episode with the adult Candace.
Yeah, I believe it was established that Candace was somewhat jealous of the boys activities and concerned over their well being between somewhere in season 2-3.
Why couldn't they just keep that body design?
>This thread is still around
Yes, good to see the P&F women in this show get a little attention here!
Was it ever revealed why Katie was the only one who refused to wear socks and the only one to wear sandals during that timewarp thingie?
Plus no youtube link?
>implying this thread isn't full of samefaggotry and spergs posting the same fucking things thread after thread just to keep the thread bumped
The IP counter has risen by 2 the last ~30 posts, but there's been barely any back and forth convos.
Being Candace is suffering
>Now the thread is sanctified .
I can't think of anything more sad than going into every thread about a show just to watch the IP counter for hours to see if it increases.
And, yet, every Phineas and Ferb thread, there you are.
It's good to have a civil thread once in awhile..