We all know that Dick is the sexiest man alive in DC but who would be the 2nd sexiest man alive in DC?
It's clearly mother fuckin' Krypto the Superdog.
I think we all know who the actual sexiest man in DC is.
How do you think Dick feels, knowing that lots of characters want to fuck his surrogate father?
In all seriousness though, didn't Bruce once stage something of an intervention for Dick, because he thought his love life was getting out of hand?
There was an issue of Titans where Dick asks Bruce for career advice, and Bruce makes a crack about Dick's social life. Dick is confused, and asks him if he's talking about Helena, Jesse Quick, Clancy, Kori, Donna, or Barbara. Bruce just says that he trusts Dick to make the right choice
>not Bruce and Dick making out because Bruce thought Mr Sparrow was an ex colleague/lover of his and Dick went along with it
>implying Tim isn't sexy
So Dick is like his recruitment officer. Babs bangs Dick, gets to join the family. Helena bangs Dick, gets mad when Bruce doesn't let her join. Batwoman shows up, and Dick takes it upon himself to recruit her, and gets surprised when it doesn't work
I'll vote for Superman since he's always played by Handsome men.
Batman's secretly convincing Dick's ladies to disappear for 9 months so that he could adopt and train the babies to be future Robins. Dick's too busy bouncing from one chick to another to notice that they've gone missing
>all this love for Hal
Like father like son.
Except Bruce was the sort of alpha James Bond type of the 20th century.
And Dick got cucked by his dad at which point he made a concerted effort to be a gigantic twat-tease to the entire DC female line up
>all those implications that Jason wants to fuck Bruce
Nah, he's right. Aquaman is most handsome.
Remember when Babs said Dick wants the batdick?
At least Babs knows she's Worst Girl.