I... I think I have a thing for Aunt May

Yes George, we know.

>>78938692
>Carter
>Mockingtits
>Sif
>now Aunt May

Why does the MCU get all of the best IRL girls?

>>78938692
My dick sense is tingling.

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How would you feel if they adapted this scene?

>>78938692
She has "nudes"

NSFW obviously

http://i.imgur.com/w3Vd4un.gif
http://i.imgur.com/CmnzgEe.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/LigVDMp.jpg

>>78938692
Thank fuck we're getting Ultimate Aunt May, who was also best Aunt May.

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>>78938692
Did you not already?
>>78938885
>Marisa won't get a sexy short do and dye it grey

>>78938885
They would've had to cast a gay guy to play Peter, because no way that'd play out as a healthy aunt-nephew relationship on screen with Marisa

>>78938910
>those nips are half a century old

>>78938885
the robe fucking clinches this

>>78938910
Shiet, moar?

>>78938944
For some reason, this made me think immediately of Bulma.

>>78939009
my mom's her age and still looks about as hot. some women just age rrrl nicely.

>>78939517
oh yeah, same exact hairstyle
and that's another animated woman who has aged like a bank account

>>78938692
If only MCU Aunt May were a slut like Aunt May in Trouble

>>78939544
Pics of your mom pls?

>>78938714

I heard she likes short and stocky.

>>78938733
>Sif
Manjaw McSkelly in a do nothing role

>>78939604
nah. and the latest ones I have are her at 40 or so anyway.
just imagine Voyager-era Marina Sirtis except with Barda's build and Danica McKellar's smile

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>>78938885

>>78939726
Your lies leads me to believe you have mommy issues. Go see a therapist.

>>78939864
what lies?
and dude i have SO many issues, but she quit drinking so now those are gone. now she has ME issues instead.

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>>78939595

>>78941981
So you're saying she's trouble?

>/co/ doesn't know about Marisa Tomei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da7GSy-6mJY

>>78938981
Pft, Nobodies THAT gay

>>78942305
Pesci's best movie.

>>78942366

Certainly up there, and one of the most quotable.

I still love the fact that it's supposedly one of the most accurate courtroom dramas ever made and law teachers show it to their students along with heavy dramas like Anatomy of a Murder.

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>>78939785
There are some things out there that should never be viewed.

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>>78939785
is this a fan comic? Dont tell me someone thought this was ok to publish.

>>78942874
It's an edit of a page from Trouble.

>>78938714

Shut the fuck up, tripfag

>>78942874
No, it's real.
Marvel has a mini where Peter fucks Aunt May.

>>78943195
Yup, that's why she's covered in jpeg artifacts and Peter isn't..

>>78943195
It's not real anymore because OMD kicked it out of canon. Now it was just a dream sequence.

>>78943333
>implying it's not gonna become canon as part of NOT NEW, NOT DIFFERENT Marvel rehash 2.0

oh my goodness is she really playing aunt may??? she's so young and attractive and milfy

and

aunt may is so.....wrinkly and old...

>>78943448
Be prepared for the next reboot where Aunt May is portrayed by a 30 year old and is actually Peter's love interest.

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>>78943506
Okay.

>>78943506
If theyre related by marriage, there's no no need to disparage

>>78943539
at first when i read this i was grossed out
but then it got me thinking....
what if they aren't even blood related, what if he's only blood related to ben? then it's actually perfectly legal and there's no scientific argument against procreation between peter and may, just ethical arguments.
but taboo is what our culture obsesses over - the more taboo the better.

food for thought.

>>78943582
He is. Oh wait I forgot the whole married siblings thing. Nevermind.

>>78943582
But he is only blood related to Ben. Ben is his father's older brother

>>78938692

Hnnng.

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>>78943448
Have you seen Aunt May in other incarnations?

>>78943633
Isn't that from the really shitty current cartoon? I don't really see any reason to bother watching that if she doesn't even show up frequently.

>>78943633
Isn't Dini's missus voicing her? The one that looks like Zatanna

>>78943618
And May's sister is Richard's wife....or is that just Trouble?

>>78943582

You are all filthy perverts and yet I am also frightened at how I would kind of like to see someone (the absolute madman) try to pull this off.

Attention co: If you make a comic like this I promise I will read it at least once.

>>78943582
>what if

Nigga that ain't a What If...

>>78943683
They're friends in Trouble. I don't think they were friends prior to marriage in current 616. I know at one point they were related but that got ignored and then it became Ben and Richard that were related.

>>78943712
Oh. I know I read them being siblings somewhere.

>>78943794
Probably Ultimate. I think they mention Ben and Richard are related as are May and Mary. Granted that's probably Bendis fucking up his own shit like he normally does

>>78942305
They're all just a bunch of youts.

>>78943582
>what if they aren't even blood related,

Uh they really aren't blood related. In fact Slott used that as a plot point in his first BND arc.

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>>78938692
Awwweeee!! AUNT MAY!!!!!

>>78938692
Aunt May shouldn't be for sexual.

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>>78945238
Maybe they shouldn't keep sexing her up then.

>>78943321
That was just a way of showing her covered with something, they couldn't quite get away with bukkake then.

>>78943195
>Marvel has a mini where SpOck fucks Aunt May.
FTFY

>>78938692
is it

your penis