Why does Batman want to destroy Superman? Can't they

Or more?

>>78923735
Because Superman's one of dem illegal immigrants who keep taking all the jobs in Gotham

Batman doesn't need friends. All he needs is the Joker

>>78923762
Why doesn't Batman just build a wall?

>>78923799
If he builds a wall he'll become just like the people he's fighting

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>>78923761
Maybe someday.

>>78923851
So perfect.

>>78923735
This suit is so on-point. I love it.

>>78923735
They will.

>>78923735
Watch the movie and find out.

Spoiler, they'll be friends by the end.

>>78924213
Will there be a friendly hand shake?

The world's greatest detective had a scary dream about him.

>>78924277
I'm pretty sure the handshake was confirmed like a year ago actually.

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>>78924299
What a time to be aliiiive~

>>78923735

>Can't they just be friends?

They will

>>78923799
you cant build a wall to keep out aliens you need a defense fleet orbital defense satellites and surface to orbit guns

>>78923851
Qt

>>78923735

It looks like Batman just keeps trolling and baiting Superman who's actually trying to be friends.

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>>78924385
>Bruce reaches out his hand for a shake
>Supes takes it then pulls him in for a hug.

>post yfw

>>78924524
is that johnny knoxfield?

>>78924292
Is he afraid he'll go full homo?

>>78924565
Yes.
He should play Plastic Man.

Because every superhero crossover has to start with a great big misunderstanding about each other until they come to realize that the vil guys are actually the evil guys and then they join forces for good, justice, and fisticuffs.

Also, did you see what that guy did to Metropolis? That had to make at least statewide news.

>>78923735

Batman represents most critics.

>he brought the war to us

he blames superman for Zodd and all the destruction. Snyder doesn't to be much of a batfag, so its obivous batman will seem like a retard with all his claims.

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>>78924627
>Batman actually calls Superman "Man of Murder"
/co/ would die.
So would /tv/.

>>78924588
why does this make so much sense

>>78923735
>implying you wouldn't want to destroy Supes boipussy

>>78924427
Will you be my friend?

*woosh*

You will!

>>78924704
>Supes is a bottom
Batfags everyone.

>>78924748
He's a powerbottom

>>78924659
How would /co/ want this to be delievered?
I'd be satisfied with
"You're no Man of Steel! you're a Man of Murder!"

>>78924770
Naw, other way around

>>78924748
Bruce tries to be the top, but is fucked in the end and loves it

Because that sunavabish brought da wor to us

>>78924796
The Planet calls you a Man Of Steel, but the public knows that you are a Man of Murder.

Remember that Snyder and Goyer were in full damage control mode after MoS saying there weren't THAT many people dead in Metropolis, and now they are "addressing what happened in MoS" and saying that it was their plan all along

Disgusting

>>78925093

only /tv/tards would care.

>>78924864
This is my fetish

Its like asking Punisher to be friends with Captain America
There's respect but they can't be friends in a realistic setting

>>78925093
I'm so glad Affleck kicked Goyer to the curb, and now he's stuck making a show for fucking Sy-Fy.

>>78923851
Aww

>>78925511
Captain america is a murderer.

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>>78924588
If he could pull off Plastic Man's voice from batman the brave and the bold, that'd be fantastic

>>78925568
Punisher is a murderer too but they both murder for different reasons

>>78923735
>he's read the script
>he knows it's a bad movie
>he just wants it to end

truly he is the first avenger

>>78923735
Because Batman is acts like a autistic psychopath who tortures people and tries to sound like a badass
He's like Chris Chan. Even Superman can't believe how crazy this guy is.

>>78924796
>Newscaster: "...another heroic save by Superman, dubbed by the public as the"Man of Steel"
>Bruce: "Man of Steel? More like Man of Murder am I right Alfred?"
>"Alfred?"
>""Did you hear what I just said Alfred?"
>"Yes, Master Wayne"
>"You should turn that into a meme. Maybe it'll spread lol"
>"I'm on it Master Wayne."

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>>78924583
Yes. How can you not?

>>78925823
I vote for this guy

>>78926004
he's a big guy for you

>>78923735
Batman's kind of a paranoid lunatic

>>78924864
>>78924748
>>78924704
They take turns because both characters have had their top and bottom moments with each other in the comics.

Also Bruce would so take it from Clark but he would also want to ducking give it to him to.

>>78926884
I meant fucking, WTF.

>>78923761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X457-m7YuQI

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>>78924588
Hes getting a little old

>>78924299
>implying it's not the electro-fuckyou-handshake from DKR

>>78926995
Nah, he's just melting. Plastic Man is immortal.

>>78925608
But is not fair to compare them with real heroes.

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>>78924524

>>78925881
He's so dreamy

>>78927073
Your a worthless shit stain of a human being if you think Cap isn't a hero just because he has killed in Wartime against NAZIS!

Would it have been better for them to introduce Justice League without BvS and have a more proper ideological battle between them later on?

>>78927053
Meltman with the power to...Melt!

>>78926937
Fucking lol

>>78926937
Kek.

That Clark is pretty hot.

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>>78929447

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Batman, self righteous thug, beats people, breaks their bones, ties them up to stuff, leaves them to succumb to their injuries, or be beaten further by the corrupt Gotham PD we keep hearing about. Verbally abuses his Father figure/man servant. Has a man servant. Took a child into his own care, thrust said child into armed combat with a violent sociopath. Unsurprisingly child is killed. Builds a shrine to dead kid, and doesn't bother cleaning the victory lap spray paint off of kid's bloodied suit. Agonizes over something obvious and unavoidable happening. Pisses all over hero guy from Metropolis who saves kittens from trees. Takes issue with people adoring said kitten saving Superbro.
>The Hero /co/ deserves.

Superman, farm boy from another world, raised by a loving man, afraid that his son would be used as a tool for conquest, not progress. First fight ever, wrecks a city trying to keep Krypton's Batman from fucking up Earth. No jail to hold genocidal Space Hitler, snaps his neck.
>Filthy murderer. Man of Murder. Idiot. Worst hero ever. GO HOME! GO HOME! GO HOME!

Lex would be so proud. He's finally done it. He stole those 40 cakes, and the morality of a fan base.

>>78929375
Nah, it would've been exactly the same as Civil War then

>>78926937
Yeah, whether it's Cavill or this guy, I would've gone gay for Superman too.

>>78930139
THIS. But then again Batman basically reacts to Superman the same way most of /co/ reacted to MoS.

>>78923735
Batman is suspicious.

>>78923761
Best friends?

...SUPER Best Friends?

>>78932751
Considering how bad MoS was I'd be pissed too if I had to constantly see reminders of it everywhere and would do anything to erase it's existence.

>>78924796
I would rather see it delivered by a fedora guy with a picket sign that had Man of Murder written in blood.

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>>78934840
Yeah... let's go with that.