Why does Batman want to destroy Superman? Can't they just be
What a time to be aliiiive~
>Bruce reaches out his hand for a shake
>Supes takes it
then pulls him in for a hug.
Because every superhero crossover has to start with a great big misunderstanding about each other until they come to realize that the vil guys are actually the evil guys and then they join forces for good, justice, and fisticuffs.
Also, did you see what that guy did to Metropolis? That had to make at least statewide news.
Batman represents most critics.
>he brought the war to us
he blames superman for Zodd and all the destruction. Snyder doesn't to be much of a batfag, so its obivous batman will seem like a retard with all his claims.
>Batman actually calls Superman "Man of Murder"
/co/ would die.
So would /tv/.
Remember that Snyder and Goyer were in full damage control mode after MoS saying there weren't THAT many people dead in Metropolis, and now they are "addressing what happened in MoS" and saying that it was their plan all along
If he could pull off Plastic Man's voice from batman the brave and the bold, that'd be fantastic
>Newscaster: "...another heroic save by Superman, dubbed by the public as the"Man of Steel"
>Bruce: "Man of Steel? More like Man of Murder am I right Alfred?"
>""Did you hear what I just said Alfred?"
>"Yes, Master Wayne"
>"You should turn that into a meme. Maybe it'll spread lol"
>"I'm on it Master Wayne."
They take turns because both characters have had their top and bottom moments with each other in the comics.
Also Bruce would so take it from Clark but he would also want to ducking give it to him to.
Batman, self righteous thug, beats people, breaks their bones, ties them up to stuff, leaves them to succumb to their injuries, or be beaten further by the corrupt Gotham PD we keep hearing about. Verbally abuses his Father figure/man servant. Has a man servant. Took a child into his own care, thrust said child into armed combat with a violent sociopath. Unsurprisingly child is killed. Builds a shrine to dead kid, and doesn't bother cleaning the victory lap spray paint off of kid's bloodied suit. Agonizes over something obvious and unavoidable happening. Pisses all over hero guy from Metropolis who saves kittens from trees. Takes issue with people adoring said kitten saving Superbro.
>The Hero /co/ deserves.
Superman, farm boy from another world, raised by a loving man, afraid that his son would be used as a tool for conquest, not progress. First fight ever, wrecks a city trying to keep Krypton's Batman from fucking up Earth. No jail to hold genocidal Space Hitler, snaps his neck.
>Filthy murderer. Man of Murder. Idiot. Worst hero ever. GO HOME! GO HOME! GO HOME!
Lex would be so proud. He's finally done it. He stole those 40 cakes, and the morality of a fan base.