>Wolverine casually uses his claws as utensils
>Wonder Woman deflects projectiles with her bracelets.
>People keep firing at Superman as he slowly walks towards them, unfazed.
>Spider-Man hanging from the ceiling for no other reason than to remind everyone he's Spider-Man
>Captain America's shield is broken to show that shit is real.
>Batman's belt falls off
>Pants fall down, out plops the bat dick
Superman's flight is based on xyz pathing. he's not a fucking bird bro. He can fly facing forward in a standing position full speed. Fucking telekinetic field. How does Superman work!?
This is absolutely the best, even when they're silly. Tomb Raider had this if you listened to their dialogue, and oddly they were more compelling characters than either Mathias or any of the main cast.
And of course the Xtacles/Decepticles were one of the best parts about Frisky Dingo.
>books that focus on random-ass C and D listers teaming up together
Bonus points if they get to bitch about how nobody gives them credit when they save the world
What? do you think Lois makes superman dress up like a fucking firefighter? fucking in costume is all they can do.
Wearing other people's costumes is off the table since it's really hard to pretend to be your friend fucking another one of your friends. despite how fucking hot it is to us
I remember seeing a formula made by some college students that said "this should about do it."
Honestly I just want him to fly next to Wonder Woman in her invisible jet while he acts like he's sitting in a cockpit.
I love it when henchmen are actually able to kick some ass.
THE CONFEDERACY WINNING
THE CONFEDERATE FLAG
SUPERMAN FIGHTING FOR TRUTH JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY
SMALL TOWN SETTINGS
POLICE EXECUTING CRIMINALS WITHOUT TRIAL
>This is absolutely the best, even when they're silly. Tomb Raider had this if you listened to their dialogue, and oddly they were more compelling characters than either Mathias or any of the main cast.
>caring about the story in that game
The franchise was never known for good storytelling but if there were a reason to care about it in that game, that would be the dialogue of the random minions. Most sympathetic characters in the game.
Hal gets off so fucking easy it's upsetting. Everyone's arch nemisis wants to kill them, or break them or do horrible shit to them, their families and everyone else they know, like and love.
hal's just wants hal to love him back.
i believe he interacts with earth's magnetic field. that's why he still uses rocket boosters in space. and possibly why he can hold people at high speed without the g-forces crushing them, he interacts with THEIR EM field
i mean all his powers are EM based
You know that comic would be horrible, if the henchmen weren't giggling. The 'tee hee' 'hee hee', like it's not because it's sexy, but because it's childishly funny, saves the joke.
>Hero goes all out, gives the villain everything he's got, trying his hardest to beat the fucker down
>villain stands up, laughing
>heroes being total bros
Or... now stay with me on this... She could wear a top that isn't a male fantasy. All she has to do is find a top that covers her boobs, it's a lot easier than fucking deflecting. But it's okay, make up excuses to see jiggling boobs. No wonder this medium isn't taken seriously.
>Team up book full of every A-Lister, but the author's favorite C-Lister is also a main character
Will we see more of him you think? I'd like to see him decked out with some personalized armor or something. Though I think the allure to me is the fact he is just a plain looking torn Trooper, so I'm conflicted.
GOD BLESS THE UNION CONFEDERATE SCUM GET OFF MY BOARD REEEE
J'onn wasn't addicted after he used his shape shifting powers to isolate and then physically repel from his body the specific genes that made it possible for him to become addicted.
>Suicide missions against a more powerful foe, for example rich and peter holding off Thanos, or black bolt calling Galactus
>young/new heroes being impressed by a more experienced and powerful hero