Well. Once upon a time, there was a stupid little shit who wouldn't close his fucking eyes. One night, when he was being a stupid piece of shit and not closing his eyes to go to sleep, there were horrific Night vultures, with beaks the size of steak knives. These birds of prey have a favorite snack, and that's little fucking brats's eyes that won't stay shut. When they're open, they can see them gazing out; they can even see them through the roof of your house. Now. If the little fucking shit actually shut his goddamn eyes, the terrible Night Vultures wouldn't be able to see them, and so wouldn't be able to pluck them out of they're stupid little shit skulls. So shut your fucking eyes, and the vultures will stay the hell away from them. The end
>>78897054 A-R-M P, I said I-T What is that you smellin? Dog that's me I don't take showers and I don't brush mah teeth. That's all I do is dig holes, eat, and sleep. There ain't no rhyme there ain't no time there ain't no place to hide so just sit and wait to fry
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