ITT: /co/ Belcher Burgers

>>78896549
The lady broth protest too much, served with a side of dry toast and a NyQuil smoothie.

>>78896549
Wawfully Good Burger
served on waffles

>>78896549
Hazel - my left - nut for this Burger
(Actually only $5.95, comes with chocolate sauce)

Cinnamon mini donuts

Subplot of the episode can be about how they're making their customers sick enough to puke because they're cooked wrong.

>>78896549
Protein-age heart throb

the patty is covered in protein-sake powder

>>78896919
I could see that as an episode
>they have a fryer
>kids would be stoked that there's a fair food available right there at home
>bob would worry he's violating his chef ethics by giving in to the local popular crap
>turns out he's more worried that he'll just cut out the burgers entirely and be another boardwalk sideshow
>louise eats too many donuts while gene actually gets tired of them and is horrified that he's lost something he thought intrinsic to himself
>linda just cannot get the timing right for the yeast risen aspect so they always come out wrong

>>78897052
>AH. Bobbyyyy. My donuts are NO-nuts
>Um. Lin, don't say that so loud in front of customers.
>What? No-nuts?
>Yes. That.
>Why, you got no-nuts, Bobby? Nyehehe.
>Cut it out, Lin.

>>78897237
>jeez you'd think with all the experience i got with yeast i'd be great at this. eh?
>eh?
>Yeah I get it Lin
>because of my-
>oh hey HUGO how great of you to show up

>>78896549
Brave and the Bold Hot wings

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>>78897276

>>78897017
More like protein age dirtbag, baby.

>>78896697
oof, sorry to hear that. get better soon

Ones I would like from actually episodes.

I've Created a Muenster Burger
"New Bacon-ings" (comes with bacon)
Onion Burger - Grilled....To Death!
It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It)

>>78899881
i dont get the last two

I just ate a completely normal burger from a middle of the road restaurant.

>>78900096
the "appearances can be delicious" burger. looks normal but has lots of tasteflavor powders

Pigs in a Garden

Burger with ham and sausage mixed in, topped with bacon, green peppers, onion, and mushrooms.

I had a supreme pizza with ham, pepperoni, and sausage, with the usual veggies for a pizza.

The "I've Bean Better Burger". Black Bean Patty.

>>78900882
no spicy tomater sauce and mozzarella on that burger?

Fried Chicken. I...can think of nothing.

>>78901032
the "i aint chicken i'm just a-fried" burger
as for the details of the dish itself i'm just as at a loss as you

Suit and Pad-Tai burger
Tofu burger with sauce and cilantro

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this has been posted here before

>>78901220
bit odd. sometimes the food suffers for theming
>>78901196
>>78900948
i worry about some of you guyses diets

>>78901220

That first one sounds putrid.

>>78901259
Anon, you know there exist meals that don't require meat right? I'm not some hippy vegan, but pad tai is fucking fantastic

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>>78901259
most of their food sounds atrocious, i think its like a health food place or something

>>78901330
i'm all for sweet things, on burgers or on pizza (plain burger is bland enough to accept most flavors) but neither goes with tomatoes. that's a mistake.

>>78901391
I just said worried, not standing in judgment ready to cram a steak down your throat
in any case i always have chicken in my pad thai, possibly also shrimp (in addition to the minishrimps already in it by default)

>>78901399
in both examples now the top one sounds awful but the second one sounds pretty good

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>>78901391
i love the salads at outback steakhouse

>>alan mooreo

kek

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i wish i was as good as the bob's burgers writers with coming up with food puns

>>78901529
i wish you could go to pizza places without being utterly pricegouged, either by bigname delivery places whose goddamn insurance forces them to add 4 bucks to every order that the drivers never see (so you still gotta tip), or by smalltime places who are just too inefficient to make a profit otherwise

>>78901623
i just go down my hill (literally fit people walking distance) and get a little caesers hot n ready for 5.58 our particular restaurant is much higher quality than others i've been to so i got lucky

>>78901073
A burger patty breaded and fried like chicked

>>78896549
The "Just a Pizza (Piece of) Cheese Burger."
A burger topped with the cheese from a frozen oven baked pizza.
Comes with extra sauce and sausage.

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fuck what i wouldn't give for a burger right now

>>78901951
>little caesar's
yeah i'd rather go back to my old schools and have some cafeteria pizza

>>78902012
would that be good? Hmm. I had some "Steak fries" from some brand, i forget which, tyson or banquet or whatever, that claimed to be made of beef, but were white on the inside like veal.. and had standard chicken nuggets breading. shit was okay.

>>78902421
shit that sounds good. frozen pizzas often have way better cheese than you can actually buy. especially green mill and digiorno. fuck, culinary circle pizza is amazing

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>>78902974
filename

>>78903095
welp. blown a funny fuse.

>>78901479
I'm so saving this one.

>drunk anon
the girl from the prequel threads?

A burger

>>78905439
>Burger Burger. Comes with Burger
>You didn't get very creative with this one Dad
>I didn't sleep well. Your mother has started sleep-singing

Bob's chicken stripper box with Pimp's gravy.

>>78899881
>>78900029
Yeah, clear up the last two pls

I need more Bob's Burgers in my life. When the hell is the next episode coming out?

>>78907709
There's a song It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It) I believe.

>>78907775
Next week Brandon.

>>78907819
>comes with rocket and served on a roll
okay that helps. but 'burger' should still go at the end.

I was going to make a burger but there was leftover lamb stew so I had that.

Its called a Lamburgoni because it's made of lamb and the burger is gone. It's a car pun, get it?

>>78908250
7/8

>>78896549
Banjo-Que Cheeburger with Spaghetti Western Barbecue sauce and bacon.

Keel a Basa Burger.
A burger topped with a basa fish steak, seasoned with spices and lemon juice topped with parsley and green onions.

>>78896549
Eat the Spaghetti to Forgetti your Regretti Burger

Mozzarellart's Fifth Burger

(Served with mozzarella cheese)

I'm not a clever man

>>78896549
>>78896549
"the Dickburger" - OP

>>78901220
>>78901399
>beets and coconut on a pizza
oh god just kill me now

The chicken breast easy burger(comes with Cajun fries)

I just ate at Burger king. I don't think I'm playing this game right.

>>78912954
it's Beethoven's 5th, you imbecile.

Mozart wrote The Magic Flute, A Little Night Music, The Marriage of Figaro, and Don Giovanni.

>>78897052
>>78897237
>>78897276
This...was all great.

The Ricotta be Kiddin me burger
Topped with Riccota Sacchetini.

To Live and Die in L.A.sagna Burger served with a side of Mackaveli and Cheese. Conspiracy theories not included.

>>78896549
The Tur-key to My Heart Burger
It's a turky burger with hearts of romaine.

>>78896728
That actually sounds really good if doughnut burgers are anything to go by.

>>78903095
God. Fucking. Damnit.

>>78896549
Yesterday's 2 day old Chili

>>78896549
corned beef and cabbage soup? idk if it would be a hit.

>>78905340
the guy from the win-o threads

>>78913172
should be BEEFhoven's Fifth burger, comes with scotch

>>78896549
The final nail on the Coffee-in
Smoked Haddokin in a can.
Scrambled Eggstrodinaire

>>78920709
Sorry,

Smoked Haddockin in a Ken

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there is a hot dog place that every once in a while have pun names based on dogs

this isn't a pun name, but i thought the tina costume was cute

The Chesapeake Bay-gle

Ground beef patty topped with lump crab and old bay, served with bagel buns comes w/tartar sauce.