How would Hank react if Bobby turned out gay?

He'd hate it at first, but 20 minutes later he'd still hate it but will have learned to tolerate it.

I'm pretty sure there was a time when he believed that to be the case. Nothing would change, really.

BWAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>78729027
He would never be comfortable with it but be happy to see his boy happy.

that boy aint right

>>78729027
>tfw society has changed so quickly a modern day koth would be smeared upon release as ultra right wing racist drivel because boomhauer isn't black and bill isn't a tranny and bobby isn't a girl in lesbians with connie

DANGIT BOBBAH

HHHHHHOOOOHHHHH

>>78729379
Shut the fuck up.

>>78729271
Do you even watch the show? Hank literally think he is the only sane person on Earth and if you don't agree with him then you are in the wrong and may possibly need an ass kicking.

>>78729379
Beavis and Butthead was made to make fun of the exact people watching it on MTV. King of The Hill is making of people who end up liking it the most. If Mike Judge were to make a new series it would be loved by sjw or w/e you want to call them while at the same time everybody else will be laughing at the way such people think.

>>78729610
Hank compromises in like a third to half the episodes.

>>78729379
except no one would fucking think that. F is for family is basically that and no one is throwing a fit about it. get over yourself.

>>78729610
But no one liked the Good Family

>>78730233
I forgot that shit existed

>>78729027
> so it was your purse after all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEVzzUM4zVg

>>78729610
>King of The Hill is making of people who end up liking it the most.
You don't even know who likes it most. You're just pulling shit out of your ass.

>>78729610
>Do you even watch the show?

Do YOU even watch the show? Because it sure doesn't sound like it.

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>>78729235
This is the only correct response

Like any texas man would do,he would take him to the woods tohave a alamo beer and the shot him on the head.

>>78732686
Despite being a redneck, there are a ton of redneck things Hank doesn't do. He doesn't even keep guns in the house. Even after he gets over his childhood trauma.

>>78729027
In Texas?

Hank would be Hank about it.

The real question is how you could expect him not to turn out gay in Texas. All those manly men doing manly things to show off to each other.

>>78733259
I think he does, he just doesn't really care much about them.
Either Bobby was just assuming the safe in Hank and Peggy's room was a gun safe or Hank owns a handgun.
Ontop of that he has a childhood shotgunning trophy, and I think he possibly owns a shotgun but I might just be making that up. He's just safe and sensible like with most things.
But yeah Hank would probably be beat up at first, then tolerate it but a little disappointed it won't align to his American Dream ideals but that was always going to happen.

>>78732686
Then why didn't Dale kill his father or John Redcorn?

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Well that depends.

Is Bobby actually gay or is he just follow a trend?

Hank wouldn't have an issue with it if he was legit because he's his son and the emotions and what not.

But he wouldn't want his kid prancing around talking with a lisp just to be popular or trendy, which knowing Bobby is more likely the case.

Put bluntly, there's nothing wrong with being gay for sure. But at the same time there's hundreds of things wrong with being a faggot.

>>78735595
Danielle:Clay::John Redcorn:Dale

Everything is a part of Dale's long term plan.

>>78729610
I've never seen an episode and thought Hank was a violently conservative person. He's a bit of a stick in the mud who's reluctant to change but almost always compromises if it's good for his family. There are tons of episodes where Bobby has some interest Hank thinks is girly or shameful and he comes around and is proud of his son at the end.

>>78735752
Dale's dad was pretty flamboyant and Hank was just mildly uncomfortable with him. He wasn't even angry when he realized he was at a gay rodeo.

blah blah At first bill was disgusted blah blah nobody uses the full text anymore, just the one on fanfic.net that has sections missing for some reason. blah blah the extra chapter where dale saves the day.

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>>78730233
>>78730519

That show was trying to be a spiritual successor to KotH I think. The animation was even similar. The issue was that it wasn't charming, poignant, satirical, and funny like KotH was. On the contrary, I remember it being a very dreary, unpleasant show where all of the attempts at humor came across as shrill. There were many moments where I felt like I should have been laughing but I just felt depressed and vaguely annoyed. I really tried to like it but it ended up holding the sad distinction of being one of the few shows that I didn't even chuckle at while watching.

>>78736783
Bob's Burgers is definitely the spiritual successor to KotH. No contest.

He thought Bobby was gay before

In the episode where Khan catches Bobby and Connie together he goes and screams at Hank to keep his hillbilly son away and Hanks only reaction is "Oh thank god"

Melinda just ever think about it. She got six pack abs, she work out. Does it what I figure out happened just ever come like anything else for it. Everytime wasn't even think about it. She has a job. Hank was working with computer it been everything.

Dang it Bobby, you're not ,well, uh there's nothing wrong with- uh, fact is you're not one of those queers! Here's a 10 dollar bill. Go get a soda with Connie!

>>78736862
I disagree. KotH was extreme normalcy with a few eccentricities. Bob's Burgers is a cavalcade of caricatured characters led by one ultra-normal and relatable man.

>>78729027
>dang it, bawbby

>>78737063
Which recurring character in King of the Hill besides Hank was even slightly normal? Joseph, maybe? They were all fucking wackos. Linda in particular is less wacky than Peggy by a wide margin.

>>78737545
Not him but Connie

Resigned acceptance.

>>78737627
Touche.

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>>78729027
Dad please calm down I'm not gay.

>>78729500
>>78730085
/co/mbler pls. F is for family lampoons "normalcy" as a gold plated turf. Its the antithesis of koth

>>78737762
A is for unorthodox

>>78737002
I don't think would say queers

START
PUFFIN
BOY

>>78737545
>Joseph, maybe?

Hmm... He had his odd moments, though they were fueled by puberty and never really as weird as Bobby ever was. But I'd agree with >>78737627

Also, anyone ever think it's odd how Lauren Tom's most memorable roles are almost like stages of her life? Connie is Lauren as a kid, Amy Wong is college aged Lauren, Minh is middle aged Lauren, and Mrs. Wong is retirement aged Lauren.

THAT BOY ISN'T RIGHT
I TOLD YOU WHAT

>>78737800
M is for subliminal

That was the entire premise of their relationship the entire series.

>>78729610
Mike Judge's new series is Silicon Valley, which pretty much everyone at a startup thinks "yeah, that's us"

>>78737883
When you think about it, all of the asian female in that show are the most sane of the bunch.

>>78737903
V jhdfba;qweklrhaweg

>>78729610
>Hank literally think he is the only sane person on Earth

Except he's still pretty mentally ill as well. He's sexually repressed to a ridiculous level. He's incapable of functioning in any awkward social situation, resulting in him getting flustered and "Bwuaa!"ing all over the place. And he has an unhealthy obsession with things like grass and propane. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Bobby inherited his autism from his dad.

Now Cotton Hill, that's a man you can set your watch to.

>>78729235
/thread

>>78737869
The whole thing?

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>>78738132
Fuck off, Rusty.

Being Gay would at most be third or fourth on the list of things about Bobby's life that'd make Hank uncomfortable. It'd be fine.

>>78738132
Bobby wasn't autistic, he just had ADD.

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>>78729027
>"God damn it"
And then go back to drinking as he blames his cunt of a wife for it.

Yup

>>78736977
Do you know what episode/season?

>>78729027
>sigh. "No you're not"
>goes back to sipping beer
>"got dang fads"

>>78729235
And then a musical stinger with a guitar twang.

>>78741436
I want to know too.

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>>78729027

>>78741663

It was said already in the thread, but Hank probably wouldn't have a problem with it. He's had all kinds of hopes for Bobby that didn't pan out (see the trophy shelf he built for him, how he'd hoped at some point they might start calling him "Butch") and while he'd probably like it if Bobby had kids, he'd adjust like he always does.

It's even mentioned that when Hank finds out Dale's dad is a really flamboyant performer for the gay radio, he's a little defensive about his own sexuality (and Hank is always uncomfortable discussing his sexuality in ANY respect) but only gets weirded out when Bug and his boyfriend argue and weep, and he'd leave a room where a man and a woman were fighting and crying too.

It might've even been a fun comedy premise to have Bobby turn out gay and then get involved with a boy who's more of a stereotypical "man," an athlete who likes handyman-type things like Hank, someone Hank can really relate to.

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>>78729379
>I need to make up ridiculous hypotheticals just so I can get angry at them

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>>78729379
It's fucking hilarious how far your head is stuffed up your ass. I take it you regularly browse /pol/?

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>>78743683
>It might've even been a fun comedy premise to have Bobby turn out gay and then get involved with a boy who's more of a stereotypical "man," an athlete who likes handyman-type things like Hank, someone Hank can really relate to.

That'd be pretty funny. And then Bobby might break up and say 'nah that was just a phase' and Hank would be would try to get them to stay together so he could have the ideal future son-in-law.

>>78736862
But KotH is actually good

Don't we have this same exact thread every couple of months?

>>78736281

He was pretty startled, but no more than someone who thinks all gays want to flirt with them

>>78729379
While people wouldn't shit on it for not being like this, tumblr would end up making fan art of this.

>>78738132
>Except he's still pretty mentally ill as well.
You clearly don't know what that is.

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>>78735752
>there's nothing wrong with being gay for sure

>>78752116
>/pol/

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>>78729379
>in lesbians

>>78752175
>/lgbt/

>>78729027
"I don't like girls!"
"Peg honey, close the screen door"

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If Bobby were just gay and not an effeminate pansy, Hank would be angry at first but then accepting.
If Bobby were a queer, he'd kind of acknowledge it but feel like he failed as a father.

>>78729379
Go back to reddit/imgur.

>>78729074
Underrated post

He'd tell him "I'm gonna kick your ass I tell you h'what" then actually do it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TEVzzUM4zVg

Kinda like this

>>78729027
Frank is a nice guy.

>>78738046
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>>78736977
>>78742824
Season 4, episode 15. "Naked Ambition"

Bobby has been banned from seeing Connie and builds a fence, so he tries to take one of Hank's ladder. Hank catches him, tells him the right size ladder to use, and once Bobby leaves he chuckles and goes "Whew."

>>78729027

But who's ass would Hank kick?

>>78749081
>no more than someone who thinks all gays want to flirt with them

I'm not gay, but I wish gays would flirt with me.
At then least someone would.
I'm so alone...

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>>78743683
>>78744067

I kinda dig that idea.

>>78757683
Are you cute?

>>78758095
So would he until he realized Bobby was dating and possibly having relations with a younger version of him.

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>>78738132
>unhealthy obsession with things like grass and propane

Ain't nothing unhealthy about having a passion for propane and propane accessories

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Bobby is Bill's son

He'd still love him.

>>78738132
Some people get really into their job. I'm sure if he was working in something else he'd put just as much effort and dedication into as propane. Keeping his lawn in order is an extension of keeping his house in order.

>>78743683
>how he'd hoped at some point they might start calling him "Butch"

Why would people start calling him Butch?

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BWAAHHH!

>>78762222
He looks exactly like Cotton.

>>78762222
Skin tone and nose shape aren't right to be Bill's plus Peggy never would let that happen. She'd rather jump in a meat grinder than mother bill's kid.

>>78762623
Tough nickname.

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>>78761619

and that would be the end of the episode.

>>78762704

Kind of weird how Cotton's wife and GH just pop out of the show with barely any registration of them leaving

>>78765594
They live in a completely different country and it's expensive to go there.

"if"

>>78757683
I got hit on by a gay while grocery shopping. All he said was "Hey stud." And I just didn't know what to do. I went full autismo and just said "uh hey man's what's up?" He said chilling. And I said "You too" and ran away.

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>>78729074
this is the best post in the entire thread

>>78757683

I've occasionally gotten compliments from my lesbian coworker, if that counts for anything

Hank is pretty conservative but I get the impression that he's not a homophobe. he's not even remotely racist, for example. I don't think he would give a shit if that boy ain't straight.

>>78767576
>he's not even remotely racist, for example

Tell that to the retards in his neighborhood who honestly think dogs can receive racist thoughts

>>78762829

Sad how that's the only smart thing she ever did; resisting Bill. Not that it's hard for any woman, mind.

Really wish she hadn't been so Flanderized, it was one thing to have her be occasionally in opposition to Hank, but nope, she's got to be diametrically opposed to her own existence half the time