Uncanny X-Men #1 Storytime

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>>78719509
Followed Bunn's Magneto on and off, it's on my backlog.

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>>78719525

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>>78719534
Enjoyed this the most out of the three X-team #1s.

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>>78719539

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>>78719548

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>>78719555
Glad it establishes the team dynamic/characters early.
It's my gripe with Waid's ANADA.

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>>78719574

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>>78719582
I think team books work best when you get straight to the event rather than an arc of origins/separate plotlines converging.

>>78719574
God dammit Land

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>>78719605
Ewing's team books do that, but might be better based on the material.

>>78719574
I swear to god this is the exact same body/pose/face from Mighty Avengers #1

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>>78719614
>>78719616
Eh, he gets things done on time.
The shading/coloring is compensating slightly

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>>78719616

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>>78719633

>>78719627
Oh I know but I cant help but crack up everytime I see it.

If only this wasn't drawn by Greg Land

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>>78719642
>>78719646
A boy has a right to dream...

>>78719616
Of course, whenever Magneto is a main character/goodish guy he has to be nerfed somehow

>>78719582
This banter got old fast.

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>>78719655
>>78719656
Gonna be interesting once we find out what the hell repercussions SW had on those that died...

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>>78719671

>>78719655
Did this need to be a 2-page spread? There's no action and there isn't even any dialogue, just posing and a horrible Greg Land face on Monet

>>78719539
Dunno why, but this page makes me cringe.

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>>78719679
Last I recall, Erik got vaporized, Frank was bleeding out...

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>>78719691
>>78719689
It's the cheesiness of the phrasing.
I like cheese with my ham.

>>78719691
X-Men are such self righteous assholes. What exactly is their business here?

>>78719669
the whole team is a bunch of alpha personalities

reminds me of the 70's team while both Sunfire and Thunderbird were still there, I love it.

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>>78719702

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>>78719710
>>78719708
Answers!

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>>78719721

>>78719708
MAGNETO SAYS TO MAN UP

err sorry MUTANT UP.

>>78719709
>get a room!
>do I detect a hint of jealousy?
>can you blame me?
Its just back and forth of these assholes trying to say "clever" shit yet there isn't the slightest hint of originality or personality. Just the most generic as possible page filling dialogue.

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>>78719729

>>78719642
Monet, please wear a bra, we can see your nipples.
As if we needed more proof that Land traces porn

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>>78719737
And Gnight folks.
Come by next month.
Same can time, same can board!

>>78719721
>>78719627
getting rid of Bendis's stupid silver X-Jet and going back to SR-71's was the best thing to come out of SW

>>78719691
>I never wanted to be a mutant
This is why I don't care that there aren't any new mutants. Most people would rather be normal humans and not have to go through the suffering mutants go through, so really, why bother?
It's not like mutants need to exist.

Yeah I'm definitely gonna take a pass on this.

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>>78719642
>that Monet sameface on the bottom two panels
This is Land.

>>78719656
>implying Magneto did touch some Terrigen Mists

>>78719721
See Extraordinary X-Men #3 on how such an effort on a safe haven falters.

>>78719761
Next month will contain a cutout!

>>78719746
That's actually an interesting concept for survival of the fittest types. Killing off healers who coddle the weak.

>>78719765
People don't care about being shithumans either, and yet marvel shoves them down our throats

>>78719691
>>78719702
>>78719710
Yeah, how dare these mutants freeze themsleves in hope of waking up when there is a cure for their condition or the mists are gone so they can stay healthy and not die horribly.
Seriously, they did nothing wrong

>>78719746
>>78719737
LAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Fuck you Marvel, that shit's so unoriginal and unnecessarily dark.

>>78719642
Never change, Greg

The comic really reminds me of the X-Men #1 90s by Lee. Monet looks a lot like muslim Rogue here.

>>78719791
>Seriously, they did nothing wrong
They were born mutants

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>>78719776
>badguy
>bases his villain philosophy on evolution

>>78719746
Mutants vs Inhumans round 2. Here we go!

>>78719642
Just when you thought Land couldn't out-Land himself, he zooms in to hide the fact he's same-facing

>>78719702
Yeah, this is totally a dispersing crowd of mutants in fear of their lives and unsure of their future...

>>78719784
At the very least Inhumans don't get nearly as much hate as mutants get in the 616. That inhuman in extraordinary was getting beat up because they thought he was a mutant. There more reason to not want to be mutant.

>>78719746
TUSK! FUCK YES!

>>78719761
I'm liking the dynamics of the team so far so I dreading that this book will become 'Everybody Hates Raven' when she's added to the book, she chews up page time like Wolverine.

>>78719801
>Monet looks a lot like muslim Rogue here.
Yeah, in this issue she kept screaming "Allah this, Allah that", that's how I know she's raghead.

>>78719836
Yadda yadda yadda. Don't justify one bullshit with another

>>78719814
Well he did work for Apoc

>>78719815
those are the Dark Riders, Apocalypse's other henchmen from the 90's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8HkDMht3d4

>>78719863
And they happen to be inhumans. Long before the shit version emerged.

>>78719863
Yeah, the Dark Riders are Inhumans, you didn't know?

>>78719671
>>78719679
>>78719691
>>78719702
So the X-Men have become the superhero equivalent of those dumbass hippies who kill freshwater lobsters by "liberating" them from supermarkets so that that can "return" them to the ocean...

Yeah, Marvel's not trying to smear the X-Men brand AT ALL

>>78719836
Plus, Attilan actually helps Inhumans and gives them shelter.
The X-Men's idea of "shelter" is literally Hell, and they don't have anywhere near as many resources.
Plus, Attilan actually engages in diplomacy in order to cooperate with other countries to help inhumans. The X-Men don't even bother

>>78719539
I'd say Magneto's new outfit is really fucking great.

>>78719907
Not at all.

>>78719913
Well, one is part of MCU, the other is not.
Fuck inhumans and fuck attilan

>>78719907
I doubt Magneto's team is sanctioned by, ha, Storm. Magneto does as he pleases. Always did, always will.

>>78719907
No? Psylocke literally said magneto was using them as an experiment to see if mutants could survive at all.

>>78719907
Over fifty years of infighting to realize the same dream and this is what sets you off? Don't act like muggas ever had their shit in gear.

>>78719907
>Marvel's not trying to smear the X-Men brand AT ALL
Nigga what? This isn't nearly the height of X-Men dickery.

>>78719881
How exactly did a mutant supremacist like Apocalypse justify having Inhuman henchmen? Surely he'd want to eliminate the competition, his whole purpose is ensuring that mutants thrive as the dominant species

>>78719881
>>78719876
lol more you know, I haven't read early 90's era X-Factor in forever, I just assumed since they were always taking orders from Apoc, Genesis, Stryfe they were mutants.

also Marvel has actual decent Inhuman villains and they're going to Job them out to the X-Men's B Team, instead of elevate them as actual rivals to the Inhumans.

>>78719954
Apocalypse believes that the best will survive, but he does like giving others equal chances to prove themselves. He also fought with Eternals, but sadly, not one wanted to join him.

>>78719548
that last panel is in gibberish, I'll translate that for ya:
>Im a fucking idiot who lived under the rock my entire life.

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>>78719954
>>78719965
Apocalypse follows the will of the Celestials. He's suposed to guard evolution and ensure Powerful species thrive, not just mutants. Before En Sabah Nur, a Neanderthal and a Deviant were Apocalypse.
In fact, in AoA Maximus was one of the 4 Horsemen

>>78719689
You don't like Magneto going full ham? Well just fuck off.

>>78719955
They are part of X-Men franchise, so they probably belong to Fox anyway, so might be unusable

Why is Monet white and not delicious brown?
>>78719642
Wait does Monet want Sabertooths dick?

>>78719986
Apocalypse is also a megalomaniac, and he does enjoying being who he is. His reasoning is convoluted, and mere humans shouldn't try to understand him.

>>78719986
Warlord Kro was Apocalypse?

>>78720003
Well, Sabretooth's dick is uncut, so....

>>78719916
Agree, how have we gone 60 years without a badass black and red costume on Magneto, and just the right amount if purple to keep his regal flair.

I wish they would have given Monet her own color so her suit stands out a bit more, but I like motif they're going for with the costumes, kinda like the X2 and X3 movie costumes with individual colored piping.

>>78720022
He played Apocalypse's role, more exact.

>>78720022
He wasn't called "apocalypse" but he fulfilled the same function.

>>78719624
It's the exact same body/pose/face as in everything Land has ever done. At this point I have to question whether he even traces anymore or if he just copy pastes the same lines and adjusts the costumes.

>>78719881
In fact, Psynapse is Black Bolt and Medusa's cousin, I wonder if that'll be brought up

>>78719815
>Dark Riders
>Inhumans
And so again, we have a proof that /co/ doesn't read comics.

>>78720049
Isn't he dead? But then again, all of the dark riders were killed, and they're back, so...

>>78719837
>TUSK! FUCK YES!
I don't think Tusk is there, isn't he dead?

>>78720074
Everyone except maybe gauntlet was killed at some point.

>>78720062
Oh the irony

>>78720062
Oh the irony.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Riders_(comics)
>When Apocalypse conquered the city of Attilan, home of the Inhumans, he enslaved part of its population. He selected six Inhumans among them: Gauntlet, HardDrive, Tusk, Foxbat, Psynapse and Barrage. They became the Riders of the Storm, named after Apocalypse's earliest army. Apocalypse sent them to Earth to battle his enemies X-Factor and infect the infant Nathan Christopher Summers and Ship with a techno-organic virus. Ship launched and self-destructed, but the AI that controlled Ship was saved. X-Factor made it to the Moon, where Atillan was then located, and joined with the royal family of the Inhumans in their battle against Apocalypse. Apocalypse was defeated, seemingly killed, and the enslaved Inhumans were freed. Despite this loss, the Riders of the Storm remained loyal to Apocalypse, and took his body back to Earth to regenerate in his base.

>>78720087
>>78720088
>irony samemind

>>78720062
Next time, make sure you know what you're talking about before you make yourself look like an idiot. You could have just read a few posts down the thread or done a Google search, but you just had to try and act all superior

>they didn't update gauntlets design so he has 600 pouches

>>78720149
W live in neo 90s. We also are expected to have a similar crash of the market somewhere around this year or next

>>78719582
>Frail
>Not hardly

Okay, the use of these Claremont-isms is really oddly charming to me. I haven't heard these characters talking this way in decades, but it harkens back to the way they spoke in the stories which defined them. Kudos for this kind of callback.

>>78720074
he's bald now and pantsless now but the big guy in the is 100% Tusk

or at least one of the baby Tusk all grown up.

>>78719746
did some quick research, because even I can't remember every 90's comic villain

Green Gun Man is Gauntlet the Leader and Inhuman
Blue Guy is Deadbolt a Mutant
Big guy in the back is the aforementioned Tusk an Inhuman
and Tail and Tongue is Spyne also a mutant.


>>78720068
yeah Cable killed the 1st group then Wolverine killed the 2nd group and now Magneto gets to

>>78719955
The actually have a lot of unused Inhuman stuff built up over the years. Marvel just really wants to do the nuhumans thing.

>>78720206
Which sucks. Both their nuhuman thing, as well as the fact that we never see again the young inhumans stuff

>>78720201
>Blue Guy is Deadbolt a Mutant
>Tail and Tongue is Spyne also a mutant.
Weird. They're either gonna retcon them into being inhumans, or these guys are just crazy

>>78720206
Yeah, I wish they used Maelstrom again

So how do you guys rate the current x-men line ?

All new x-men:7/10
Extraordinary x-men:6/10
Uncanny x-men: 7.5/10

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>>78719746
yay. An arc that will focus on Elixyr.

Anyway, this feels just like the Magneto series in terms of tone and I'm down with that. Now if only Land had a stroke, we would actually have an interesting X-related title.

>>78720228
killing people because they're weak transcends racial boundaries

>>78720259
ANXM: 7/10 potential for 8/10
EXM: 5/10
UXM: 8/10 potential for 9/10

>>78720201
Did Gauntlet even have any powers other than shooting stuff? His wiki entry only lists him having cybernetic implants

>>78720228
Presumably Magneto will be extremely pissed at them for betraying their own kind and siding with Inhuman scum

>>78719746
>A healer
>an affront to nature
This is just retarded. Why must villains suck so much?

>>78720259
All new: 7.7/10
extraordinary: 6/10
uncanny: 8/10

>>78719616
Why are Magneto's powers still nerfed? It's been months since the X-men figured out the stuff with the Nano-sentinels and Magneto used MGH and Polaris to boost his powers just before the Incursion

>>78720333
ANAD House of Ideas, true believer!

>>78720333
I don't think the effects of the MGH stayed from before Incursion.

>>78719954
It goes back to the first story Dark Riders debuted in. iirc, Apocalypse sent the Dark Riders fight O5 X-Factor because he was oissy about them living in his Celestial Ship, long story short, Ship ends up exploding in space, X-Factor survive by making it to the Moon, where it turns out Pockylips was mucking about, and had temporarily conquered the Inhumans' home on the blue area of the Moon. He basically just recruited few Inhumans to his side, presto Dark Riders. This was the same story that sent baby Cable to the future, btw.

>>78720259
Uncanny 9/10 loses a point for some typical lazy Land tricks, reads like an X-Men book back when X-Men ruled the world.

All New 5/10 Angel, Wolverine, Iceman, Idle and Evan might as well not even be in the book, the Ghosts of Cyclops are all more fleshed out than them.

Extraordinary 2/10 and I say this as a major Ramos fan, to go backwards in characterization on Mr. Sinister is one thing but to have Nightcrawler shitting out bible rhetoric is beyond awful, the set up is just horrible, and even worst we still know nothing of how and why the X-Men are in Limbo or where a majority of X-Characters even are.

That was bad. Oh well.

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>>78720164
>mfw Marvel will soon drown in a sea of unsold #1s

>>78720368
>or where a majority of X-Characters even are.
But we know Anole and Herman are alive! That SO makes up for >>78720368
>>78720368
>>78720368
>>78720368
it.

>>78720287
Wolverine esq Tracking powers to go along with Inhumans general basic super powers.

>>78720200
Bunn's Magneto series was fairly well researched. He seems to know his shit.

>>78719913
Because Marvel keeps fucking around with Mutant leadership

Cyclops tried to create a mutant nation, Utopia, so that they could be left alone. They tried to work with other countries. But the Avengers stormed their beaches and brought a fleet of Helicarriers and Quinjets

Storm just said fuck it and had the X-men leave this dimensional plane

>>78720201
>Blue Guy is Deadbolt a Mutant
I only know that guy from a cameo in the WatX cartoon. God, I loved that show for being populated almost entirely by cameos.

>>78720367
The Original Askani was so cool before they ran the concept into the ground during all those Cable's future comics.

>>78719548
>the tiny sabretooth in the windshield

>>78720022
That and the Neanderthal Apocalypse were one of the many plot points Remender had been setting up for years and intended to develop until he quit and abandoned it all.

>>78720413
Before Avengers came along, we had Schism because muh children.

>>78720559
Before Quesada came, we had muh Harras

>>78720259
Uncanny 8/10 - Not a masterpiece, especially with this fucking art, but good.
All-New 4/10 - I just don't see the point. Hopeless is mediocre as always.
Extraordinary 2/10 - shit characterisations, shit status quo, shit plot and story all around. At least it isn't smothering other books with its retardation.

>>78720581
Did he do something bad to X-Men, on Decimation and Schism level?

>>78720626
ignore him >>78720581 is just an anti-90's guy still salty Harris gave Claremont the boot in favor of Jim Lee.

>>78720660
Fine, ignore me, but I'll be waiting here

>>78720626
He rammed X-Men to the ground with convoluted plots and unsolved, dropped plots. Not to mention, 90s

>>78720259
Extraordinary: Don't care tier
All-New: Shit tier
Uncanny: Okay tier

so this book will be a piss contest about which group can be the biggest jerk asshole murderous maniacs with delusions of grandeur.
they should have named it "Marvel Comics Editors Room" instead of Uncanny x-men.

Where the fuck is Scott?!

>>78720796
>implying it's not a self-aware comic
>implying it's not a meta cry for help

So the inclusion of psylocke, magneto, and angel is purely because of the movie right?

>>78720838
Yep.
Just like Logan losing powers when his movie had him lose powers and shit.

>>78720259
All New X-men: 8/10
Extraordinary x-men:4/10
Uncanny x-men: 5/10

I have to wait for more issues of uncanny

>>78720815
Banging Emma and Jean in WHR.

>>78720838
yep.
Disney will fuck up them till Fox surrender.
we can wait for greater shit in the next issues

>>78720860
>we can wait for greater shit in the next issues
Great shit like Apocalypse x3?

>>78720838
It's as if they told Land to make magnetos costume exactly like how it looked in the trailer

>>78719737
Man Magneto sure was right to release him back into the world.

All jokes aside at least this looks a lot better than the other two X-titles.

Reading this, I hear Tom Kane's Magneto.

Glorious

>>78719679
>somebody's hurt

could it be, i dont know, one of those guys who you miamed? geez...

>>78720259
AXM:8.5 really enjoying it so far since it has no Jean.
EXM:6 not the worst but the art hurts.
UXM 8 good start but I'll need to see where it goes. Nice to jump right into action
So far these books are pretty good

>>78720857
I like that.

>>78719574
it's not just that he traces from porn, that by itself would't make it unreadable.
it's those smiling girl poses that are really jarring

>>78720838
Eh. It's fine. Bunn wrote Magneto before and it makes perfect sense for Psylocke to be on this new non-X-Force X-Force.
As for Angel, it's weird that he's suddenly a mindless Archangel, but anything's better than him being just a joke in WatX. Actually, I quite like where this is going.

So while I can sort of see the correlation with the movies, in this case, I can't even remotely fault them for it. It comes pretty naturally, as opposed to some of the other stuff they did for movie synergy of late.

>>78719656
writers don't like a powerful main character.
unless it's thor or hulk

To be honest, while this issue has a lot of Land-isms, it's also one of the best stuff that Land traced in a long time. Same with Ramos. Different artists would be welcomed, though.

Why is Elixir's skin back to its original color? Why does he look like he's aged several decades? There wasn't some Point One thing for this series I missed, was there?

>>78719791
>>78719907

that's Magneto for you

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>>78721221
That was just some mutant healer.
This is going to be Elixir.

>>78721221
Wasn't he dead?

>>78721360
He got better

I'm confused.

Who's the woman in black and red? I haven't read much recent X-men but I don't think I've seen her before. It was hilarious when she was saying "don't you realize I'm bulletproof?" and I was just thinking "they probably don't because they haven't heard of you."

Why is Warren back to being archangel and is apparently brain dead? Last I saw him was just forgetting his whole life in Uncanny X-Force and then he sort of disappeared when the past x-men showed up.

I thought Fantomex was supposed to be in this?

>>78719746
Survival of the fittest? 4 dark riders? Do I smell Apocalypse?

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>>78721400
>Who's the woman in black and red? I haven't read much recent X-men but I don't think I've seen her before.
Monet 'M' Delacroix
Mostly featured in X-Factor. She's a middle eastern super model mutant with flight, super strength, invulnerability and telepathy and is in general just better than you.

I don't think I can retell her origin straight, but it doesn't really matter, it never comes up again.
After X-Factor ended, she was in Brian Wood's All-Female Adjectiveless X-Men for a tiny bit, which sucked. Now she's here. As to why she's here - nobody really knows. She is usually not the X-Force sort of person.

>I thought Fantomex was supposed to be in this?
Wait for an issue or two.

>Why is Warren back to being archangel and is apparently brain dead?
Why don't you read the comic with us and find out?

>>78721400
>Who's the woman in black and red? I haven't read much recent X-men but I don't think I've seen her before. It was hilarious when she was saying "don't you realize I'm bulletproof?" and I was just thinking "they probably don't because they haven't heard of you."

It's M, you filthy casual scum. Fuck off back to tumblr or whatever shithole you crawled out of.

>>78721505
>>78721523
Oh she was the one on the roof with Spider-man that one time. Alright. Most of the X-Factor I read was focused primarily on Maddox

>>78721543
>one on the roof with Spider-man that one time
what?

>>78721505
>middle eastern
she's algerian. the second most western north african nation.
She's essentially a french/algerian emma frost with low level flying brick powers

>>78719509
>Bunn and Land back on an X book

why even live

Monet and her siblings have this weird shared power where they can fuse with eachother into different combinations

>>78721667
Other books are worse.

>>78721633
Right, I fucked that up.

>>78719574
Man, Land's art is looking not too shabby, glad to see he's renouncing his porn tracing ways and-
>A woman shows up
Shit.

>>78721717
Lands monsters and his men recently look alright. But his women never improve, worse is that he wont at least trace new faces.

>>78719689
it is trying to make you cringe.
It is Magneto acting in front of average humans as crazy evil 60s Magneto in order to scare them.

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>>78721695
oh it's a lot more complicated than that.
her brother is an interdimensional supervillain who can suck the power of mutants by sucking out their bone marrow, and she and her sisters can get stuck in the penance form

>>78722142
>implying it's a bad thing

>>78722366
whatever happened to penny? i rather loved her design

>>78719633
So we don't know how Archangel is back yet, right? Being an X-fan is suffering.

>>78719702

Wait, are you serious? Did they just savagely attack and cripple the men who'd put mutants into suspended animation...Which THE MUTANTS HAD ASKED FOR?

Why don't they go to a hospital and beat up EMTs next? Maybe find Doctor Peter Rhee, fuck his shit up.

>>78723235
Apparently, the company was doing some illegal shenanigans. Magneto being angry about them being cowards is only a bonus. Plus, they are supposed to be a guinea pigs in some of his plan

>>78719509
Finally

>>78719907
X-men have always been self righteous assholes who barely do anything to help mutantkind but still bitch and moan at every opportunity.

>>78719986
Warlord Kro has some bitching shades, the man knew how to look cool and snag some eternal puss.

>>78722911
She was in Loners and wanted Phil Ulrich's sick. But then he became Hobgoblin so she rejoined the Loners when they started at the Avengers Academy

And then the school probably got shut down between Arcade kidnapping half of the first class, Pym becoming Ultron, and the rest of the staff member moving on to other books (except Tigra)

>>78722095
He's got to make the most of his porn folders.

>>78721052
Pretty sure it was established early on in WatX that the 'Warren" was running on the Life Seed and that it was eventually going to burn out.
But going off of the dialogue and mood, it sounds like his Apocalypse persona came back instead and Betty had to lobotomize him a second time.

>>78720003
>Why is Monet white and not delicious brown?

Same reason why Beetle keeps flipflopping from White, to Not White to Brown to Black to Brown to White again.


No one really knows.

>>78719574
I wish I could hate Land to death.

>>78724239
Oh boy, it would be beautiful

>>78719582
Actually liking this Psylocke outfit.

>>78719509
>>78719616
>the boots match the bracers
Well goddamn, Eric. That's a magnificent costume you've got there.

Place your bets:

Who does Mystique betray first, and why?

>>78725061
i like that it's a nice mix of her recent design and her classic. Though her uncanny x-force is my all time favorite.

>>78725341
Uncanny team will find way to resurrect proper Logan but she will backstab fuck out of team and sabotage everything.

>>78719708
Wanda, go away pls

>>78725341
You'd think at this point people would stop trusting her. Or even being in her general viccinity.

>>78719683
Monet's face is damn scary. ...Whatever you say Magneto just don't let that crazy bitch come near me...

>>78721505
Warren's memory and personality were erased when he jumped from X-Force back to X-Men.

but he's always retained the ability to change to and from the evil Archangel at will or when he got stressed out during fight scenes.

Betsy keeping an already mostly vegetable Warren in a catatonic state, and then using his credit card to buy new costumes and a X-Jet isn't out the realm for her power set.


>>78725341
I'm pretty sure her place on the team is to egg on Victor back to mass murderer mode for reasons.

>>78726537
>I'm pretty sure her place on the team is to egg on Victor back to mass murderer mode for reasons.
Iirc, Bunn said Victor will revert to old Sabretooth.

>>78719702
Great idea there. Let's go stop the only remaining fertile mutants from being capable of bringing back the mutant race!

>>78719763
What? They were still using the Blackbird even when they were using the Dove and much more in fact. And wasn't that Wood's idea rather than Bendis'?

>>78719655
I really didn't come here to see ass-less Psylock.

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>>78721695
>Monet and her siblings
Oh God I hope they'll never get back to this bullshit. It feels really weird to type these words but goddamn, Robinson and Hama should have listened to Lobdell.

>>78719655
I'd love to see this page redone with Monet having a more serious, less Landish look on her face.

This was a fun issue. Not as much as a kek fest as ANAD but a pretty good team book. Better dynamics than A-Force at least. Hopefully it will be the X-Book the X-Men need.

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>>78720259
All-New has my favorite X-Man (Genesis) but it feels stuck dealing with the Bendis fallout. It doesn't bring anything new or interesting to the table, and isn't the classic teen book it could have been. Really, the book seems to focus on O5 Cyclops to the detriment of every other character. What are Idie and Genesis like? I don't know and neither does Hopeless. 5/10

Extraordinary has to deal with the even more convoluted fallout of Secret Wars, events, and reboots (ie Wolverine is in it but it's a different Wolverine). We still don't know what Cyclops did or see the Terriger Mist kill mutants or see how or why the school is in Limbo, so the stakes still aren't set. It also has O5 Jean Grey, the worst one. The book solely exists to just tell us the shitty status quo. 2/10

Uncanny was at least fun to read. Characters are established quickly, stakes are set, and there's lot of action. 7.5/10

>>78721493
>group of inhumans that used to serve Apocalypse
>second arc is a tie-in to Apocalypse War
>Archangel, the last "Apocalypse," in the cast
Nah, pretty sure it's Sugar Man you smell.

>>78723620
Just like their fans!

>>78720164
I for one am hype as fuck for the New 90s Renaissance. Bring back Wizard Magazine while they're at it.

>>78721600
A page that gets posted out of context on tumblr a lot. No surprise this SJW would only know her from there.

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>>78731122
This one? Why would it be posted there? Or anywhere at all, really?

>>78732045
Because it's edited that she yells "you're father of my kid" or something like that.

>>78732075
That just raises further questions.

>>78721667
Just fuck me up, family.

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>>78719702

Why is it so fucking important that new mutants exist? Whats so great about mutants? They aren't the next step in evolution...hell 90% of them have shitty powers.

I'll never sympathize with the whole push of them being an "endangered species" because they're just humans

>>78730786
It's an uncanny complex.

If you know what I mean.

>>78732131
It's just that. Last panel is her yelling that and Spidey going "whatever". There was once even thread where we had to fill in M's speech bubble.
>>78732193
Fuck off, flatscan-hugger.

>>78731122
how would you know that it gets posted on tumblr a lot?

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>>78732193
Because if those poor sods with shitty powers didn't exist, X-Men would look like a bunch of elitist jackasses who want the world to play by their rules.

>>78730786
And their detractors!

>>78732193
If they don't exist, celestials would assrape the earth. That's why shipping muties off to another planet wouldn't work, because when they did it the earth got fucked. Once the last mutie dies out, everything is fucked.

>>78732999
shiiiiet

>>78733408
Inhumans are around in greater numbers now, and they're better than mutants, so the Celestials would be satisfied.
In fact, was mutants (the Apocalypse Twins) almost made the Celestials destroy the Earth after they killed a Celestial, so they probably aren't too fond of them anymore.

>>78733736
Yadda yadda, whatever, Medusa
How's your marriage?

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>>78719702
>There are no more mutants being born
>people who found out they were mutants put themselves to sleep until the T Mist problem is resolved
>the people who are asleep are not effected by T Mists yet
>Wake them up, expose them to sterilization
>bitch about how no more mutants are being born

Is it safe to say that at this point, the true hero of Mutant Kind is Mr Sinister as he is the only guy actually trying to fix the T Mist problem?

>>78733879
Nope.

Which one's the "main" X-Book anyways?

>>78719655
>hides 2 out of 5 faces in shadow
>traced two more
bravo Land

>>78719624
it's Land, what do you expect? he traces everything.

Why is Uncanny the B team?

>>78733879
Yes, yes it is.

>>78719574
Monet really has no place on this team does she? I mean everyone else are kinda...you know...killers.

>>78719671
Didn't the Nuhumans do this same in Agents of SHEILD? Are we tracing plot now too?

>>78720259
>All new x-men:8/10
>Extraordinary x-men:7/10 (cause I love Sinister)
>Uncanny x-men: 6/10 (too grimdark)

>>78720201
Mutants and Inhumans together? That's disgusting. Scott is rolling over in his grave.

>>78721342
How the fuck is he alive? Didn't he die in Wolverines?

>>78719574
Does Monet even belong in this team? Besides her this team is basically the most brutal version of X-Force.

>>78719689
Because it's a shitty exposition dump. Magneto announces himself and his intentions to some random mooks who shouldn't even really be able to hear him well enough. A simple text box would have had the same effect, but I guess those are too blasé or something these days.

>>78733879

>yfw Sinister flips good and Magneto flips back to bad

>>78733736
Celestials don't give a fuck about Inhumans, because they didn't create them, the Kree did. The whole point of earth is for muties to reach Franklin Richards.

>>78737752
He showed up in a Bendis comic afterwards. Also who gives a fuck about Wolverines? Also Magneto also died in the last few seconds of the Incursion and yet here he is again.

You know how in Henry's World when he eats carrots he goes on weird adventures? What if his parents put drugs in his carrots or... What if he's a troubled teen with addictions?

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>>78737877
It's barely even an X-Force anymore.

It's basically a Brotherhood of Evil Mutants at this point. Magneto is calling every shot and he is at an all time low of fucks to give again.
It's actually pretty great. Just a couple of years ago, Magneto was running with the X-Men. Now some X-Men are running with Magneto.
If they realised what they have done here, they could actually build something great from there.

It would be a much needed move at this point. With pretty much every villain turning into a hero/anti-hero/X-Men in recent years, some characters could move in the opposite direction now to off-set that.
And you have to admit, the transition to ever more violent X-Forces over the years, the continued acceptance of the team by pretty much every X-Men leader and now Magnetos rise back to independence could be presented as a very natural progression that brought parts of the X-Men ever closer to Brotherhood territory.

But I guess Marvel is too busy with all the Inhumans crap and endless fucking crossovers and WHERE IS CYCLOPS???

>>78737890
Have you ever touched an X-Men comic produced before 1990?

>>78739437
we know where cyclops is. Mr Sinister was turning him into a mutant/inhuman hybrid so that the mists would stop killing him

>>78739574
Whatever. The point is, they are still focussing on the fucking Schism with Cyclops when they really should just reunite the X-Men and make a new actual Brotherhood as it is fucking supposed to be.

No fucking implied bluff revolutions, just back to reckless terrorism.
Get things back to stabilize there for a bit and then actually try to move on with something new again.
Because right now, the state of the X-Men books is fucking terrible.

>>78719539
so is he not depowered anymore or... ?

http://www.newsarama.com/27422-uncanny-x-men-has-the-feel-of-classic-x-men-stories.html

>Nrama: There are several “Uncanny” teams in the Marvel Universe at this point. What keeps the X-Men the epitome of that brand?
>Bunn: The X-Men were "Uncanny" before being "Uncanny" was cool!

Based Bunn is based

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>>78740421
also, good news, Land is out after 5 issues

>>78740453
thank fuck. any clue as to who will take over?

>>78740518
Ken Lashley

>>78740556
>google
looks perfectly average.
Nice.
A 5000% improvement over Land.

>>78740616
He reminds me a little of Capullo
His art is 90ish, but in an inoffensive way
So, yeah, a huge improvement.

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>>78740556
oh my fuck, i am hyped

>>78740684
i hope they keep Betsy with the ponytail though in the actual comics.

>>78740684
I've noticed that a lot of modern artists are ruined by modern coloring and "inking"
their art is usual superior in b&w
also, there was this variant for Deathstroke cover presented in various coloring.
My favorite was "flat coloring" one, and frankly, I don't like a lot of modern flashy effects.

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>>78740684
he did a variant for the issue #1

>>78740776
i know what you mean, sometimes the colorists kind of muddle what i love about the linework.

What I wouldn't give for an all-b&w issue. But I respect a colorist's work, of course.

>>78740839
Wolverine had some b&w editions back in 2010 (or was it 2009), for some of the issues.

I do feel like they are overdoing things sometimes, instead of keeping things more classy. A lot of people hate Bachalo coloring the books he pencils, but frankly, I like them personally. They seem to have more personality.

>>78740951
>A lot of people hate Bachalo coloring the books he pencils, but frankly, I like them personally. They seem to have more personality.
Bachalo doing his own colours is just sort of dull to me. Don't know if it's due to missing flashy effects, but I sure know that the palette he employs is usually really flat. A whole lot of brown, black and white.
I always prefered his stuff when it was coloured a bit more vibrantly.

>>78737877
>Does Monet even belong in this team?

I guess people forget that her last notable story before this was her dying and losing her soul after being resurrected in Hell

>>78740951
Frankly, while Quesada was a shithead when it comes to Spider-Man and X-Men, during his tenure your average book definitely had some quality. You could pick literally any book, and you could see that marvel cared about it 200%.

Bah, only few years ago, like 2011/2012, marvel relaunched Captain America as Cap & "Guest Star", continuing the numbering. Same with Journey into mystery. Somehow, they weren't afraid of big numbers. And you had less variants as well.

And when Alonso took over, marvel slowly descended into bullshit, with gimmicks, characters no longer being tied to particular franchise, and also losing their own flavor.

And here we are now. It's like 20th anniversary of marvel filing for bankruptcy, and it feels like the history would repeat if not for Star Wars and Disney

>>78741175
That seems to be the main criticism of his coloring. But it does look more organic, more natural.

>>78741194
>her dying and losing her soul after being resurrected in Hell
was that all in X-Factor?
Man, that last arc sure didn't leave too much of an impression.

>>78741202
>and it feels like the history would repeat
We aren't quite there yet. People are only just starting to wise up to it.
Give it another 2-3 years to properly impact.

>>78741636
Damn. Reality is like comics, decompressed.
I would love for it to happen this year.
Unexpectedly, especially with so many superhero movies

>>78733408
Aren't the Celestial's dead at this point?

>>78741892
Everything is dead. Why live?

>>78741194
She didn't lose her soul. Guido killed Rahne's son to become King of Hell so that he could resurrect her with her soul

>>78741999
>Second 999 in 1 thread
anyway that was so looong time ago, it's surprising that anyone remembers that at all

>>78722912
THIS! This fucks every sacrifice Psylocke (and the team) took to remove the death seed in Remender's run! Does he even remember again?

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>>78740421
>http://www.newsarama.com/27422-uncanny-x-men-has-the-feel-of-classic-x-men-stories.html

>want to make sure the Nasty Boys get a shot at the villainous spotlight, but we'll have to see if I can make that happen.

How can this book get even more based. Thank God at least one writer at Marvel reads comic books.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_xFpI0FDQ8

>>78745493
The Dark Riders AND the Nasty Boys?

Based Bunn

>>78743453
It wasn't really that long ago. Only like 3 years then had the Guido: King of Hell shit resolved only 2 years ago. Not like it's something that happened back in the 80s or something.

>>78719509
>Sabertooth and Psylocke in the same team.
>When Sabertooth has become relatively masochistic and Psyloche has given into her sadistic side.

Oh dear.

>>78719746
Ugh, more inhuman shit.
>>78719765
In universe, earth is a celestial experiment to develop mutantkind. No mutants and they don't need to keep it going.
>>78720003
>Wait does Monet want Sabertooths dick?
Creed and Logan only have three modes when it comes to women: kill, fuck or babysit.
>>78720259
Uncanny>>>>>>>>>>All-New>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN

>>78720333
He's like a hundred years old.

>>78719655
This might be the most useless page in all of ANAD

>>78725341
Creed.
She's gonna break him to bring Sabertooth back.

>>78730736
That would actually be fresh and awesome.

>>78733408
>If they don't exist, celestials would assrape the earth
Celestials got their pound of flesh 30 years ago and it wasn't muties, it was New Gods.

>>78750342
*Young Gods, sorry. Got Kirby on the brain.

>>78733879
>the true hero of Mutant Kind is Mr Sinister
As always.

>>78732193
>hell 90% of them have shitty powers.
Awww shit, has someone storytimed The Worst X-Man today?
Shit's hilarious. And so very, very sad.

>>78719955
>X-Men's B Team
B-But it says Uncanny on the cover...

>>78721695
Just like my gay rock cartoons!

>>78745493
>90s Marvel named a mutant team after the fucking Nasty Boys
Fuck's sake, what a dark time that was.

Psylocke is drawn even more erotic than usual for Land's porntraces.
Dem lips man.

>>78750423
Uncanny has been the B book for 25 years.

Wonder which guy will end up raped in this book.

>>78719534
>MLDIAL D R DEE THAT I LAND
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Oh god, are those fags at the end Inhumans?

It totally didn't occur to me at first, I assumed evil mutants since I'm avoiding Inhuman crap as much as I can.

>>78748956
not gonna lie, i thought they were hot as fuck as a couple in Exiles

>>78751960
mix of inhumans and mutants, their motivation from all the interviews however seems their hunting healers because they're curbing natural selection, and they work pharmaceuticals and not simply because "Inhumans rule! Mutants drool"

>>78752813

That's... kind of okay then.

Actually, it's not the worst idea for healers to have targets painted on their backs. If anything they should be the worst treated mutants outside of physically bizarre looking ones.

>>78753521
You'd think they'd be prime targets for big crimelords and dictators to kidnap and keep in their basement

>>78751960
>I can't read this book because it has Inhumans in it
>Inhumans that have only been villains in x-books and nothing else
How can you be this retarded, has salt really reach these levels.

>>78745493
>Elixir and Nasty Boys are back
Wonder if he'll touch upon the subject of Spurrier's Legacy and the fact that Ruckus is a drooling retard now (or is he? After Legion restarted the world, lots of things stopped making sense).

>>78753942
Basically nothing that happened in Legacy actually happened.

Everyone who died never did. Blindfold's brother is probably still out there somewhere. Aarkus may still be evil.
Karasu and Sojobu ended up prisoners of the villains in X-Force instead of Sojobu being dead and Karasu a student at JGS

So hopefully Ruckus is still around

>>78754177
But if Legacy never happened, what's up with like a fuckton of events and stories from the 90s? If Age of X never happened, how come Chamber's back to his old "explosion for a face" look?

>>78754219
Writers didn't think that far out, yet. Neither they will.

>>78754219
Time is broken and some things that Legion did still occurred but people remember the cause differently

>>78719509
>Psylocke and Monet would rather hang with Sabertooth and Mystique.
>Beast would rather lick Medusa's boots
>The O5 would rather fuck off.
>Sniktboob and Genesis would rather fuck off with them O5 sans bitchJean.
>Teen Jean only hangs around because her flatscan boyfriend cut her off.
>Old Wolvie hangs because TeenJean midnfucked and guilt-tripped him.
>Colossus only hangs because of his sister.
>Nightcrawler only hangs because of Colossus
>Magik wouldn't hang around if they weren't living in her damn dimension
>Aaron's kids were dragged into it.

Are Bobby and Forge the only X-Men who actually want to be with Storm?

>>78754470
Forge is Storm's ex so you know why he wants to hang out with her.

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>>78754219
Legion just removed himself from the equation and left time to fix itself.
So you really just have to assume that everything still happened somehow, but not with Legion in it and the only thing that's outright retconned is the X-Men Legacy run itself.
Hell, it's not even the first time someone removed themselves from history in the X-Men and everything just sort of continued.

>>78748956
>and Psyloche has given into her sadistic side.
You think Bunn will be the first other writer to acknowledge something Spurrier wrote? Because I don't think any other writer ever has up until now.

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>>78720333
>Why are Magneto's powers still nerfed?
Apparently, because he died getting consumed by his own power at the last seconds of the Incursions, boosted by every conceivable bullshit he could come up with.

>>78750677
>Uncanny has been the B book for 25 years.
Ironically, it's the same with Adjectiveless X-Men.

>>78754774
>Magneto
>he figured his gene wars policy was bad
>figures that Xavier's dream is way to go
>forces mutants out to Mists
All by same writer.

>>78754808
In his dying moments yes.
Now he is alive again and has learned nothing.
It's pretty much in character, I feel like.

>>78754854
Pretty much in character or yet another time progress is hindered by status quo?

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>>78754879

The latter, unfortunately. Nature of comic books.

>>78754879
We've been through all of this before. Magneto lead the X-Men for fuck's sake.
So none of this would be uncharted territory. But I feel right now, Magneto is more useful as a villain.

>>78754889
>and next scene is Cyclops gene war, one man army against Inhumans and probably all X-Men because he's lolHitler
Corporate comics were mistake.
>>78754914
I know, anon. I just hoped that Magneto's realization that Dream is good thing, which was followed by Xavier saying that mutants should kill all flatscans, would lead to something bigger.

>>78754933
Magneto has been sitting around tamed at the X-Men's base for several years. Enough time for Rogue to jump his bones.
Him being evil again is a change. One that has not yet managed to impact any of the other books. I want it to stick around until the status quo acknowledges it and shifts accordingly.

I want the X-Men to see several established X-Men running around with Magneto mutilating people and say:
"Maybe running ever more violent X-teams wasn't such a great idea in the long run."

>>78755019

He's not even evil again, he just shifted to Mutant Punisher

>>78755019
>Magneto has been sitting around tamed at the X-Men's base for several years.
Now when I think of it, during Utopia? He and Namor should have be leaders of X-Force. Instead we got
>Cyclops says I'm not surrounding myself with villains
>panel with Emma, Namor and Magneto

>>78755071
Back in the day, when Magneto and his pals would try to kill a couple of people doing shady shit with mutants, the X-Men would step in.
Defending those who hate and fear them. Lecturing Magneto on why not to just murder everyone who opposes you.
Sure, they would free the mutants if there was some actual danger there. But they wouldn't let Magneto massacre the people doing it.

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>>78755086

>>78755115

Fewer panels better demonstrate what a petty, idiotic bitch Storm is than this one

>>78755115
That page.
>oh, he's working on it
How does it feel to share bed with Optic Blast Hitler, eh Ems?

>>78750600
not as dark as now

>>78754177
Aarkus is not evil. Apparently marvel goofed, as in All-New Invaders, Cap mention that Aarkus had to deal some shit with "Xavier's son"

>>78754483
And Bobby is gay.

>>78719746
That's where Helspont went.

>>78754808
Almost nobody seems to remember the final Incursion or any epiphanies they actually had

Hell some people don't even remember the 8 months of Time Runs Out