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/sug/ - Steven Universe General 2016-01-05 22:13:01 Post No. 78699895
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You Spin Me Right Round Baby Right Round Like a Record Baby Round Round Round Round Edition
Previous Thread >>78695777
>The Answer DL Link
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JFXk4sLVQw
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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
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http://cinemaquestria.com/stream/
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Peridot Sings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EYUBQbkDBk&feature=youtu.be
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FUCK /co/
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cotton candy jap garnet when?
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first for temple fusion hype
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My first /sug/ during an episode's release! Can't wait to experience it with you guys!
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POST STREAMS HERE SO FAGS WONT KEEP ASKING FOR IT.
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Is he right?
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Made this earlier.
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>>78699895
CONNIE PERIDOT FIGHT TONIGHT!
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4th for fat lesbian
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SOON
O
O
N
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>>78699939
Fuck, its adorable.
And its always nice to hear Estelle sing, even if it is brief.
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So why is Blue Pearl so popular again?
For the record, nobody will hold it against you if you say it's because of the legs, or that she's huggable.
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UNDERTALE FAGS
STAY OUT
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>>78699895
Are the gems some kind of advance A.I. weapon who evolve so much than exterminate they creators?
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BLUE DIAMOND?
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>>78699952
Faggot.
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WE
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>>78699962
but she's the only straight gem
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>>78699952
I`m so sorry you`re here instead of anywhere else.
Enjoy this dimensional hellscape.
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>>78699973
Cool hair.
Mysterious demeanor.
Cute outfit.
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>>78699966
Hmmm, this Bloodstone looks cool.
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>>78699974
You's a funny nigga
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>>78699897
I just want to know why Rose has this agenda to interject into Home World's business. Right now it seems like Rose is a dick terrorizing Gems.
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So when do you guys think Kos-I mean Blue Diamond will show up again?
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>>78699955
Taste is subjective so probably.
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>>78699974
But I already saw your mom today
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>>78699956
Baby Garnet is cute. CUTE!
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>>78699948
Didn't the artist who made this get swamped with angry Tumblrinas for giving Garnet "white" hair, and being Japanese didn't understand what he did wrong?
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>>78699956
noice
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>>78699974
Got it on my other tab baby
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>>78699974
i unironically want /sug/ to be on /trash/
/co/ is shit tbqh pham
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Is there some symbolism in Garnet's Universe that I'm missing?
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>>78699973
It's because she is as pretty as Pearl but without the flaws.
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Blue Pearl sarcastically confirmed for showing up again.
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>>78699952
I hope you have fun, anon.
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I-is it safe to be here? I won't read any spoilers, right??
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>>78699974I fucking wish this was
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>>78699973
Its because she`s just Blue Diamond's Vibrator.
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>>78699973
huggable
also new pearl model is good after 2 seasons of the same old pearl
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>>78699939
HOLY SHIT
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>>78699956
awww yeah, early garnet must have been adorablekeep being awesome yoto, if it is you
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>>78699984
But then they made AI weapons that killed them themselves if you recall. NO ONE LEARNS FROM MISTAKES.
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>>78700046
Yellow Diamond has a long neck.
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>>78699973
She's cute. She's also the first brand new gem we've seen in a while.
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>>78700001
MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA
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i dont think bits is doing steven anymore. he is a faggot.
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>>78700046
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>>78700044
fucking Matt
pls don't ban me
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Who BLACKSTAR here?
L
A
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T
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>>78699973
She has a pretty yet generic enough appearance that people can latch on whatever they want to her.
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>>78700036
This.
This forsaken place isn't our home
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>>78699985
she's more like xerxes
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>>78699956
Art-style's neat but it make it hard to pay attention to smaller details. Maybe add some more opacity to that pen waggling to make it more apparent that she's waggling a pen.
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http://cinemaquestria.com/stream/
http://cinemaquestria.com/stream/
http://cinemaquestria.com/stream/
GET IN HERE LOSERS.
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>you'll never have your own Pearl to treat like a doll
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>>78699939
perfect, i thought maybe going to be weird but sound fine for me, and cute
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>>78700044
Ugh. People who use sarcastic tones over text-based communication mediums are worse than Hitler.
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>>78699928
>not available in your area due to some bullshit
Yeah...sorry
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>>78699939
PERI IS CUTE.
CUTE!
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>>78700036
You know you have a problem when /trash/ got better moderation and content.
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>>78700039
the two sidekicks represent Ruby and Sapphire, you numb nuts. The different style was because they felt like making the episode more anime-influenced than usual.
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>>78699948
>garnet
>having regular glasses
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>>78700020
When you get more eyes
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>>78700016
>be a normal gem doing your protocol
>suddenly rose quartz appears
>introduces disgusting gem mixing fusions
>introduce gems that are defective and broken that aren't fully following their assigned protocol
>tfw cant do normal protocol without getting poofed by the rebels
>tfw
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Has it leaked yet?
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>>78700089
is this the only functional stream?, all others are either off or lagging as fuck
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>>78699973
For starters, she didn't leave Steven to fall off a cliff because of muh feels.
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TEN MINUTES
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>>78699973
>Blue Pearl
It took me 5 whole minutes to realize you were actually talking about a blue pearl and not Lapis.
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Cinemaquestria just got blocked for South America.
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Did Cinema Questria just go down?
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joowz com and goto castamp, hitbox is a weeb playing drakengard
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>>78700031
But I knew black women in high school that wore their hair like that.
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>>78700105
They deserve to get sarcastic replies. The people who ask the writers instead of waiting for the fucking show are retarded.
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>>78699952
Glad to be with you, anon!
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>>78700123
>thought the teardrop was her eye
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10 mins
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can someone link me that stream we used yesterday? it was hosted by some horsefaget
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>>78700123
Very cute
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...wait why do pearls have the ability to summon clones of themselves
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Is this the most popular stream now?
taima . tv/r/ SUG (no spaces)
I want the busiest chat
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>>78700089
Wait what if someone doesn't have Flash Player?
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>>78700130
Yeah anon its gunna leak in just 10 minutes!
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>>78700133
Its better than the PonySpazz one which lagged to all kinds of fuck.
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>>78700082
>>78700036
Why don't we just combine with /mlp/ and become one big tumblr fandom sub-board.
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>>78699939
sounds horrible
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>>78700113
YOU SAID IT BROTHER.
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>>78700176
To finish housework faster.
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BLAZE IT
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>>78699952
Enjoy reacting with us anon.
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>the cloud arena
Yeah ok
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>>78700120
I thought that they were Frog and Miyamoto Usagi. I'm a fucking failure.
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>>78699952
Remember, You're here Forever
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>>78700197
DUDE
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>>78700051
more sailor moon weeb garbage from sucrose
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>>78700176
Slave labor dude.
Multiplicative slave labor.
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>>78700176
Useful for teleconferencing I guess. Why can Saphire see the future when Blue Diamond cant.
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>>78699954
so wheres the stream?
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brony stream is replaying yesterday's episode. Good time for the particularly autistic faggots to watch it again without cringing
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dudes, there are two threads at the same time
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>>78700176
to hold more stuff, eh?
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>>78700189
Becaus then we would have to share the board with Homestuck and Undertale
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Haven't checked in since 7pm est last night, any new leaks?
Also: Calling it fucking now
>this is lapis
>she was a causality from the assault by Pearl and Rose
>this is why she was on earth and somehow got stuck into a mirror, and why she blames the CG's for it.
All of the gems here have the same gem shape, sure, but the hair, pose, cloths, and color are also an exact or close match with lapis.
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>>78699959
>people actually think there is a snowball's chance in hell Sugar would ever do that
Do you anons even watch the show?
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>>78700176
because they`re lonely and need a friend after a busy day of looking pretty and being a servant/maid/purse.
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>>78700184
Wait a half hour for the inevitable leak.
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>>78700006
In all the time she's been alive you can't really think she hasn't hooked up with every human that makes her laugh
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How come our Pearl doesn't have dem hips/thighs/calves?
She's supposed to evoke the image of a graceful ballerina, but if you've ever seen a real ballerina, they've got legs that'll snap you the fuck in half. It's weird that a character meant to look like a dancer is a total stick.
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WE
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>>78700133
http://mytvfree2.me/watch/cartoon-network-usa
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WHERE MY LEWDBROS AT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWigCggVv2Y
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>>78700178
i'm in the brony stream, did not realize there was another taima stream up
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As I said in the other general before I realized it was the wrong one...
What if a man cosplayed Jasper? We've been hoping we'd get decent Musclegirls for her, why not just get a trim dude to do her? Most fit guys have the right body type, since she's not really hips-tastic except in fanart.
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Fug u murrica
It's midnight here and I'm suppose to sleep right now
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>>78700219
The other one was posted later, it's gonna go soon.
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>You will never cuddle with Jasper after a long day of fighting traitors
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>>78699966
Hubba Bubba Watermelon Blast
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>>78700178
thank you
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>>78700227
I'm still convinced Pearls are sex slaves
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So, is anybody else getting a weird vibe from Blue Pearl?
She seemed to react strangely at the news that the rebels would be apprehended.
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>>78700215
http://cinemaquestria.com/stream/
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ponyspazz
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flockmod com/gemsroom come draw shit
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>>78700225
Peridot called YD a clod and is joining the gems.
And she's gonna fuse with Garnet
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>>78700225
>and somehow got stuck into a mirror
bruh someone put here there, probably another gem. she didn't accidentally fall into a mirror with a slot that conveniently fit the shape of her gem.
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>>78700176
So they have more hands to strangle Yellow Diamond with
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>>78700176
What do you think?
Pearls are servants, what could be better than 1 servant? 1 servant that can make more servants to do everything faster and to please you better.
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Are you cluckers ready?
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>>78699939
>that song
Jesus Christ Steven is such a hippie.
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Yesterday we learned that SU is in fact hetero propaganda, not homo propaganda.
What will we learn today?
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Deleted my thread for the greater good.
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>>78700228
I suppose that's fair.
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>>78700094
What kind of lewd things do you think she did to blue Pearl?
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>>78700225
I think if it was Lapis, they would have had her detailed. A storyboard artist said they eventually decided to have any main characters have interior detail. Blue Pearl and Blue Diamond were detailed, and they'll be showing up again.
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>>78700016
That's basically what radical revolutionaries are. Dicking down society for some ideological pursuit.
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>>78700249
>break me
>old slang for "take my virginity"
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>>78700257
Sleep is for weak organics.
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>>78700258
yup, just happened
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>>78700305
THE GREATER GOOD
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>>78700094
Fuck Steven's PoV I want to hear her real voice, not Garnet.
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>>78699939
Where did this gloriousness come from?
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>>78699939
Think that horrid note at 0:39 is intentional or just the VA straining to sing?
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>>78700249
>Not the better remix
https://keanuraves.bandcamp.com/track/mgmt-electric-feel-keanu-raves-vaporwave-remix
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>>78700016
>muh earth
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>>78700249
LOOOD DAMN
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>>78700176
Pearl piracy is illegal Anon. Only a scary rebel would dare to do so.
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>>78700239
She is defective.
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>>78700260
Is there something better than beating up traitors?
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>>78700271
>not streaming CN live to make sure it all works.
I got a bad feeling about this
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>>78700283
I didn't say otherwise?
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>>78700253
are you asking this in a way like, we're not getting very many fit girls cosplaying jasper so what if a guy did it instead, or are you asking in terms of like fetish fuel.
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>>78700249
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ARE YOU READY FOR LESBIAN SPACE ROCKS?
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>>78700249
Absolutely Halal
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I love Deedee Magno-Hall's singing voice so much
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>>78700331
I love this movie.
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>>78700249
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>>78700310
I don't see much lewdness happening. Just general condescending/demeaning behavior. Dressing her/styling her however she wants. Expecting her to be a decoration and not address anyone unless spoken to, etc. Y'know, what Pearls are for.
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HOPAL FOR MOREJASPER
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>>78700305
Wait, OPs can delete their own threads again?
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I LIKE LAPIS
I LIKE PERIDOT
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>>78699948
this!
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>>78700271
thx
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fuck, i hate peridot. i dont care how fucking edgy it sounds i want her AND lapis to be crushed in a cruel and painful manner, i wanted yellow diamond to stamp peridot into shards for being a useless failure and jasper to kill lapis once malachite breaks up.
>inb4CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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Stream that isn't cinepony? restriction laws are a bitch
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>Peridot betrays the Crystal Gems
>Yellow Diamond arrives on Earth
>Pearl has yet another mental breakdown
>Garnet has to step up and confront the new threat
>Steven the retard once agian thinks he can be friends with the bad guys
>Amethyst being Amethyst
When will they ever learn?
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reminder to get your "WE"'s ready.
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>>78700340
gonna need some sauce brotini
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ME
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>>78700375
I think she's better than Estelle, as blasphemous as that sounds.
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Stevonnie a shit!
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>>78700340
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>>78700375
>tfw I saw her in Miss Saigon many moons again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6qoSNziOGg
feels good
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>>78700375
My nigga. She needs to sing more. Strong in the Real Way is best song.
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>>78700331
>>
WE
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SOON, WE
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>>78700403
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>78700403
I feel ya
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>>78700089
this faggot is so incompetent, jesus christ why isn't bits working anymore?
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we
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>>78699948
why is Japan so much better that America when it come to drawing semen demons
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>>78700410
If Garnet fights YD then she's toast.
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>>78700410
>>Peridot betrays the Crystal Gems
This is all i'm holding out for
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Nerf pandering to social justice.
Lmao
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>>78700416
>https://keanuraves.bandcamp.com/track/mgmt-electric-feel-keanu-raves-vaporwave-remix
Its right there bro ;^)
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>>78700249
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>>78700020
Some say Kosm
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WE
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>Rose's revolution would have gotten more homeworld supporters, if she hadn't been sidetracked with all the constant free love fusions.
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NOSOTROS
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Stream where?, BetterCauseSauce isn't on yet and I'm scared
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yellow diamond is frieza
peridot is a shitty vegeta
they only respect their leaders because they are stronger, not becasue they are loyal to them
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>>78700375
I love her speaking voice too
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>>78700403
You are an edgy faggot. You by definition care about being perceived as edgy. That's why you do the voodoo that you do.
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>>78700305
T-there are other Pearls?!
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>>78700410
Peridot is the least likely to be making any betrayals now, she has angered YD the most.
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Stevidot is my favorite ship, but I love Stevonnie a lot too. It makes me sad to know there can't be both in the canon.
>>
NOUS
>>
US
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Blue Pear > Regular Pear
Agreed?
>>
How many 'we's are we gonna get this time?
>>
So any chance of Peridemption actually being a trick?
That peridot telling off YD was just a cover for the backstage she'll out once YD and her army get to Earth?
>>
EM
>>
WE ARE THE
>>
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Amedot forever, nigs.
>>
AND PERIDOT!
>>
>>78700105
It's pretty clear in this context though.
>>
>>78700391
FUSION CHART WHEN
>>
>Stream starts in 40 seconds
Nice
>>
>>78700225
Thats a lot of lapis', anon.
What do they even do?
>>
STREAM WHERE????
>>
>>78700489
Ever heard of an ot3
>>
>>78700459
Their semen demons are disgusting. 70s pin-ups all the way.
>>
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WE
>>
Yellow diamond tonight?
>>
>>
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I WILL BE SHINY AND CHROME
AND YOU WILL BE DUST
>>
>>78700366
Former.
>>
WE
>>
私たち
>>
WE
>>
>>78700489
Stevonniedot lol
>>
>>78700470
>Somos
Fixed gringo virgo
>>
>>78700485
Weren't they replaced with peridots recently
>>
>>
DIE FAHNE HOCH
>>
>>78700416
And now that I'm done being an ass Gnome-No on tumblr.
>>
PEACE AND LOVE ON THE PLANET EARTH
>>
WEEE
>>
>>78700490
SOMMES
>>
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WE're back, baby!
>>
>>78700510
BLOCKED IN MY COUNTRY
FUCK YOUSA
>>
WE
>>
http://flockmod.com/gemsroom
>>
WE
>>
WE
>>
WE
>>
WE
>>
-INER
>>
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>Star Wars toy commercials spoiling Star Wars
Th... thanks
WE
>>
WE
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WE
>>
WE
>>
WE
>>
WE
>>
WE
>>
WE
>>
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>
WE
>>
ARE
>>
We
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>>78700416
Probably gnome-no
>>
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>>78700386
Hell yeah.
>>
>>78700469
Earth is the only planet worth protecting so it doesn't matter that much. Homeworld would have bombed Earth with the storm inside the Geode all the same and any of those additional gems would have been corrupted/shattered.
>>
>French Garnet
OUI
>>
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>>78700493
no
>>
WE
>>
WE
>>
>>78700547
LES GEMMES DE CRISTAL
>>
IT BEGINS
>>
WE
>>
THEM
>>
WUZ GEMS
>>
LUCY
>>
WE
>>
we
>>
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dutchfriend reportin' in
i hate waiting for the dub
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AHH NO ONE CAN STOP US NOW!
>>
WE
>>
WE
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Happy Birthday! Scumbag!
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WHEN I WAS
>>
Confirmed will transform to look taller.
>>
WE
>>
Why is the Ponyspazz stream so late?
>>
>Lamar and Katie two times in a row
>>
>Putting Stevens head in her chest
Lewd.
>>
>>78700597
why does peridot hate amethyst now
>>
how genteel
>>
How gentile.
>>
NONE CAN STOP THE DURIAN
>>
FOR NOW
>>
>Every piece of safety gear
Even condoms?
>>
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Will anything relevant happen this episode?
>>
Why are they so little?
>>
>14
I've known for a week but I'm still pissed.
>>
FOURTEEN!
>>
>>78700645
and pills
>>
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>tfw my muscle waifu will be evil forever, which means she'll be poofed and forgotten
>>
>>78700645
yes
>>
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>>78700645
>>
MOVE IT CONNIE
>>
THEY SAID HIS AGE!
>>
>you've grown!!
good thing they told us that, because he seems to be getting shorter.. and so does everyone else.
jesus christ, he's 14? I was 6'2" at 14.
>>
Yo Connie looks sexy in that dress
>>
>equipping
she's a gamer alright
>>
>>78700646
plot sound like Too Many Birthdays
>>
Steven is manlet.
>>
steven 14 confirmed
>>
>12 3/4
wut
>>
Shtuball
>>
>>78700654
>>78700657
THAT'S LIKE 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME
>>
STEVEN'S ROBBING THE CRADLE!
WHAT A PEDO!
>>
>>78700645
Especially condoms.
>>
>defibrillator
heh
>>
GREG WAS 22 WHEN HE MET ROSE
>>
that picture book was kinda unsettling
>>
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>>78699939
Oh shit
>>
Wut
>>
MISTER DANGEROUS!
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
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>Confirmed manlet for life
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
>>
I bet they're gonna need that defibrillator.
>>
>going for the younger brown girl
Steven's my kind of guy
>>
He wuz 22
Looooore
>>
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Steven's looked like this for years. Holy shit.
>>
>>78700670
It's already known he's 14
>>
DAMMIT STEVEN
>>
steven's not gonna grow??? ;__;
>>
Human beans.
>>
Connie wants that mature dick already
>>
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>>78700659
She's coming back
>>
So Greg was 22 in the flashback. Older than I thought but okay.
>>
Ohhhh I forgot.. they age according to how they feel.
but isnt his voice actor a real boy? shouldnt his balls drop someday? or is he a kidney kid
mentally he's always gonna be a weird little kid anyway. just like his dad.
>>
THE SEED HAS BEEN PLANTED
STEVEN'S DESCEND INTO MADNESS
>>
>Episode commenting on Stephen's stunted maturity growth
Interesting
>>
ahahaahahahaa fucking Steven's a forever shota
>>
GREG CONFIRMED 22 WHEN MET ROSE!
>>
STOP THAT "HUMAN BEINGS" SHIT. IT MESSES WITH STEVEN'S EMOTIONS.
>>
>>78700659
Steven is IMMORTAL!
>>
>22
>>
>manlet for life
THE CURSE IS REAL
>>
FUTURE /SS/ CONFIRMED
>>
>22
Aw, Stevens gonna age for Connie.
>>
>>78700684
Not unusual at all for minors to be obsessed with their exact age down to the week
>>
>Connie is 13 and Steven is 14
2cute
>>
>Steven will shapeshift in this episode
>>
>>78700714
steven is gonna grow this episode
>>
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>>78700620
Source for this?
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>>78700122
She had regular glasses before.
>>
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>Human beings
>>
Goddamit Amethyst tempting him with shapeshifting!
>>
>STEVEN REPRISE
AHAH OH MAN
>>
i was sure there'd be a song.
>>
DEEP VOICE
NECK
>>
HE HAS A NECK!
>>
his voice is deeper
>>
>>78700701
Durian Arms
>>
>>78700696
and he was a miniman
>>
>Hasn't changed since he was 8
I feel a little better now.
>>
VOICE
>>
>Long Steven
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
>>78700712
Since when? I didn't hear about it.
>>
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Is Steven gonna grow up to be Dennis?
>>
>Human being high five
villain arc when?
>>
OH NO HE'S HOT!
>>
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>
>You have one!
fucking kek
>>
HIS VOICE CRACKED
>>
Oh fuck you Steven, you dont get to just magic yourself through puberty.
>>
WHAT
>>
FIRST TIME HE SHAPESHIFTS PROPERLY
AND VOICE CHANGE
AND NECK
>>
>characters acknowledge that other's don't have necks
>>
DEEPER VOICE
>>
this episode got bittersweet quick...
>>
HIS VOICE
>>
>His voice is deeper
Oh god, Connie is gonna want him bad now.
>>
THIS IS NOT OKAY
I AM NOT COMFORTABLE
>>
HIS VOICE
>>
>>78700745
>13
she's fufkcing twelve
>>
I don't know how I feel about this...
>>
>Can change form
Why are you still fat?
>>
OMG I WANT HIS BABIES HIS VOICE IS SO SEXY
>>
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS,
A NECKBOMB?
>>
HIS VOICE HOLY FUCK
>>
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>Steven's got a neck
Shiiiiieeeeet
>>
I think Zach's natural voice is a little deeper
>>
>HIS VOICE
>>
sweet voice
>>
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PUBERTY
U
B
E
R
T
Y
>>
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It will just be one of those just-accept-yourself episodes and he shrinks back at the end.
Next episode when?
>>
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What happens if a gem shard gets stuck in a human body?
>>
>VOICE CHANGE
VOICE CHANGE
>VOICE CHANGE
VOICE CHANGE
>VOICE CHANGE
VOICE CHANGE
>VOICE CHANGE
VOICE CHANGE
>VOICE CHANGE
VOICE CHANGE
>VOICE CHANGE
VOICE CHANGE
>>
>YOU HAVE ONE!
dammit don't let this revert at the end. dammit come on. fuck status quo. fuck beemo pulling out finn's moustache. let characters GROW
>>
Steven.. you're gorgeous.
>>
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER CAROL
>>
>>78700077
I'm Bravestarr
>>
WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN PUBERTY HITS
also that Finn voice acting?
>>
MY CALM HAS BEEN DISTURBED
>>
>>78700659
Have faith in Steven, he will save her. Jasper has to be with Peridot and Lapis, she's part of the Homeworld trio after all.
>>
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steven + connie size difference now
MY HEART
>>
>>78700659
>>78700732
Didnt mean to link
>>
DANCING
>>
JESUS CHRIST
>>
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>If you hit it you get it
>>
I WANT TO SMEX STEVEN
>>
Oh shit, he's already fucking up.
>>
That fucking album!
>>
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>It's probably aSteveonnie episode
>>
LOOK OUT HES GOING ALL CAT FINGERS!
>>
YOU HIT IT
O
U
G
E
T
I
T
>>
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>>78700718
>that bulge
>>
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>inb4 message is it doesn't matter if you're short or something
>>
>steven can't hold on to a different form for too long
i feel like we're gonna go back to status quo or something
>"don't force yourself to grow up"
kind of shtick
>>
AND THE NECK TOPIC CONTINUES
>>
Is this going to be another one of those episodes where Steven almost kills himself because he feels like a child
>>
2 awkward 4 me
>>
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
>>
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>IF YOU HIT IT, YOU GIT IT
>>
>hes going to stay puny forever
FUCK THIS SHOW UP THE ASS
>>
>Garnet playing slow song for Steven and Connie
Oh Garnet. You're cool
>>
connie is still fucking adorable
>>
>PG13 movie
l-lewd
>>
BREAK THE LAW
>>
I guess this is a nice way for status quo
>>
WE
>>
GARNET IS BEST WING MAN
>>
>>78700727
seemed younger to me
>>78700744
she seems the mature type though. that's a kinda immature thing to do
>the law
it's not the law connie.. you need to learn this. it would be unconstitutional
>>
>sneak me into a pg-13 movie
BACK THE FUCK UP CONNIE
>>
IT'S NOT PRENAMENT
THANK GOD
>>
>boner as fuck
>>
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>Your bf will never suddenly grow
>>
S T A T U S Q U O
>ESTELLA LP
FUCK OFF
>>
THE PLOT THICKENS
>>
THIS EPISODE MAKES ME FEEL THINGS
I DON'T KNOW THINGS
>>
>"You should sneak me into a rated PG 13 movie some time."
>>
Steven is gonna get laaaaaaaaaiid
>>
I missed the stream and can't get back up, pls link episode
>>
>>78700659
>evil
I very much doubt that.
>>
>>78700801
12 and three-quarters! It's not that much difference. I'm about that same amount older than my wife.
>>
l-lewd....
>>
What if Gems could be split into beings entirely of component elements like Carbon and Silicon?
>>
>>78700671
>I was 6'2" at 14.
WAT
>>
>Sneak me into a PG13 movie.
Holy fuck Connie.
>>
Oh shit
>>
slow dance time
also connie like to watch porn
>>
> fun
>>
KISS KISS KISS DAMMIT KISS
>>
>private pinata party
I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH
>>
oh GEEZ , RICK
>>
are amethyst and greg still fuckbuddies
>>
>first boy
>>
BRING BACK THE SHOTA
>>
>Garnet playing slow dance music for Steven and Connie
Best Mom is also Best Wingman
>>
I just turned 19 today.
>>
>>78700745
12 and 14 worked for aang and katara. yet for some reason 12 and 15 isnt allowed on GF.
>>
>>78700887
KEKEDbut yeah man i can relate
>>
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>If you hit it you get it
Pearl fucking OG
>>
Wait, so are Connie and Steven a thing?
>>
I AM PRESIDENT
>>
YOOOOOOOO
FUCK
THE
STATUS QUOOOOOOOO
>>
>first boy
>>
ALLEGORY FOR MASTURBATION
>>
>>78700671
Jesus fuck you black people have amazing genes..
>>
A canonical reason for him not to change his model!
>>
HEAD PROPORTIONS
>>
WHAT
>>
This so awkward, holy fuck.
>>
Garbage episode
>>
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>president connie
WILL CONFIRMED STEVEN IS FIRST BOY OF THE OVAL OFFICE
>>
>instead of existential crisis about whether or not his powers have subconsciously stunted his growth we'll get it's fine be yourself bullshit
into the trash it goes
>>
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE DRAW PRESIDENT CONNIE X FIRST BOY STEVEN /ss/ FANART RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>
>>
do do do do do do do
>>
>President Connie
I LIKE IT
>>
>>78700930
Go away
>>
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How often does Steven masturbate?
>>
STEVEN FEELS
>>
Oh wow
>>
Awwwwwwww
>>
HOLY FUCK
>>
STEVEN WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING LEARN
SHAPESHIFTING IS YOUR KRYPTONITE
>>
God damn it Steven don't be an asshole and listen to your dad.
>>
CONNIE AND HER BIG ASS HEAD
>>
S T A T U S Q U O
M A I N T A I N E D
>>
is connie still gonna hit it
>>
That fucking face
>>
Oh, god, he turned into Shinchan
>>
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The reaction to the episode will be this
>>
He turned into a Charlie Brown character
>>
WAT
>>
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OHHH FUCK
>>
>>78700671
I hadn't hit my growth spurt at 14, so I still looked 11. Steven being 14 and looking younger than Connie doesn't seem weird to me.
>>
CHARLIE BROWN???!?!
>>
TO BE HONEST SENPAI
>>
Little baby Steveeen.
>>
qtest cry of the year
>>
Shit man
Gonna need some Older Connie/Shota Steven comics
>>
HAHAHAHAHA NOW WE'RE TALKING
>>
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OH FUCK
>>
BABY STEVEN
>>
TINY BABY STEVEN
>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>
BABY STEVEN
>>
Their heads are so big this episode
>>
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>connie's head is larger than her body
>>
best mom strikes again.
then strikes out...
>>
>Steven baby
TIME FOR THE /SS/
>>
jeez this episode is a wild ride
>>
PEARL GODDAMMIT YOU WERE BEST MOM ONCE
>>
oh shit
>>
PEARL NOT MOTHERLY CONFIRMED
PEARL DOESN'T TOUCH BABIES
UNREDEEMED
UNREDEEEEEEEMED
>>
>baby Steven
YESSSSS
>>
Episode saved by Garnet
>>
>>78700857
>i feel like we're gonna go back to status quo or something
Really? What did you think was going to happen, considering we've seen scenes from after this episode where he's short again?
>>
>Pearl can't hold babies
>>
>despite being a mother figure pearl freaked the fuck out and didn't want to hold him
>>
CUTEST
>>
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GOO GOO GAA GAA STEVEN
CWYSTAL GWENS
>>
There's a lot of QUALITY this episode
>>
BABY STEVEN
>>
FUCK I MISSED IT DUE TO MASTURBATION
MY PENIS HOLDS ME BACK, I MUST CUT OFF THIS WEAKNESS
>>
GARNET IS SO CUTE
>>
>>78701019
LEAVE
>>
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bleh bleh bleh
>>
Connie's fivehead is so gross
>>
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>>78700930
These two are also 12 and 14.
>>
>>78701031
>Oh no, no thank you
CANON
>>
>LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOUR HEART
>>
>>78700754
Me + another anon's dress template
>>
Babby Steven
QT AS FUCK
>>
BEST FUSION
>>
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Is Steven circumcised?
>>
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>Your gf will never raise you
>>
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Have you ever spilled your spaghetti so hard that you turned back into an infant.
>>
connie a pedo
>>
>NO DON'T GIVE IT TO ME
CANON
>>
Connie is so fucking great.
>>
DISGUSTING SPAWN
-Pearl
>>
That pure love
>>
CONNIE IS GONNA GROW OLD AND DIE WHILE STEVEN LIVES ON FOREVER
>>
>>78700857
I'm so sick of that message
the correct speed to grow up is AS FAST AS YOU CAN. why would you hold yourself back and remain inferior? You have responsibilities. You have to become wise and responsible and considerate asap
doesnt mean you have to stop having fun. sick of THAT message too.
>>
>Greg confirmed for raising baby Steven.
>>
Fkgn god
>>
This shit is getting LEWD
LEEEEEWD
E
E
E
E
W
D
>>
>amy was teh chair the whole time
>>
AMY BABY SEAT
>>
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>Amethyst is the frog chair.
>>
>Garnet can't defeat children
Lol
>>
>shapeshifted into a baby seat
lel
>>
>PEARLMOMFAGS BTFO
AMAZING
>>
GREG BEST DAD
>>
AMETHYST IS THE CAR SEAT
>>
STEVEN CONFIRMED ZYGOTE
>>
>>78701070
Does it matter since he's a shapeshifter?
>>
>Steven needs changing
>>
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>Amethyst was the carrier the whole time
Hol up
>>78701040
Join /toonami gen/ we can hel
>>
>>78701073
I think this is the most beta thing I've ever seen
>>
Fuck this, this is creepy and I hate it
>>
>no fetus Steven
>>
>>78701082
WELL DUH
>>
>Zygote mentioned in a kids show
>>
>Parent Gem headcanon status: dead in the water
>>
AMY PLS
THAT'S A NICE SHIRT THO
>>
OH CONNIE!
WHY ARE YOU SO BASED!
>>
"BABIES ARE FUCKING GROSS DUDE''
-Pearl
>>
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>AMY IS THE CHILD SEAT
DISGUSTING
>>
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>>78701030
because i didn't watch the leaks fagtron
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BRING ME BACK MY SEXY DEEP VOICE 14 YEAR OLD SEX GOD.
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RATE THIS EP
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>>78700887
>>78700932
Fuck you bitches. Love your man for who he is.
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STATUS QUO
T
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That was great.
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I DEMAND ADULT CONNIE ON YOUNG STEVEN /SS/
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HA HA!!
Time for puberty!
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>Is there more
AMETHYST NO
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>FACIAL HAIR
The fuck
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CONNIE CONFIRMED FOR MILF INTO SHOTA
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>IS THERE MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM
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That was great.
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I LOVE THIS SHOW
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>Steven grew a hair.
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>14
>Growing a beard
Shit ending
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B E A R D
E
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RATE THE EPISODE
5/10
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OH SHIT. BEARD CONFIRMED.
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Wheres peri? Why cant we get peri and connie interaction?
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GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS
-1000000/10
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POST YFW THAT EPISODE
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>>78701135
Comfy/10
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>>78701081
Ha ha, someone had to support his bastard siblings when he was 11.
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WEAKEST EPISODE CONFIRMED! COMPLETELY POINTLESS!
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RATE
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That was a sitcom joke
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BEARD SOON
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Fuck streams. Mega when?
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FACIAL HAIR!
AMY PLS YOU SICKEN ME
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>Steven confirmed for dying of old age
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>>78701135
>literally no progress made
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>Next-more
??
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>Is there more where that came from
Jesus Amy
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>>78701019
It's been too long
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>dat first beard hair
good for you steven. good for you. mine was on my chin corner. I mean I had a full moustache, but that chin sprout was the first proper beardery. You'll be your dad soon. (good sign too, fat kids often have trouble with estrogen fucking that up)
>amethyst
lewd!
>>
10/10 dialogue here folks
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>>78701135
8.5/10
aging thing was pretty interesting
also wish deep voice Steven was permanent.
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>Not even Garnet could stop his crying
Baby Steven is undefetable.
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4/10 meh episode
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>>78701135
7/10
CUTE
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>>78701135
8/10 FOR BEING FILLER
11/10 FUCKING CUTE
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>>78701155
7/10
Funny
Cute
Depth
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>>78701135
Pockets-full-of-Linguine/10
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>>78701155
BEARD/10
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one day
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Connie a shit/10
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not sure about this episode...
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>>78700990
It's not weird.
>>
This was so awkward but not too cringy, was laughing all the way through.
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>>78701082
no shit, you just discovered a new land right now
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>is there more where that came from
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?
>>
>>
CONNIE CONFIRMED FOR BABY FUCKER
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>>78701135
8/10
>>
>>78701155
>>78701161
QUALITY/10
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>>78701153
Low test detected
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FUCK I MISSED IT
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>>78701135
Connie sure had a huge head/10
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CONNIE CONFIRMED PEDO
That's all I got out of this episode.
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Greg knew the Gems since he was 22 years old.
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BORING DESU
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>Peridot wasn't invited
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>>78701161
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5/10, had its moments
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>>78701157
Their scenes have to be filmed separately due to a scheduling conflict
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>>78701173
>shapeshiftedanddidntturnintoahorrifyingcatmonster/10
Pretty good though, lots of cute
>>
so thats is?
5/10
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>>78700959
We already learned in Too Many Birthdays that Steven's age is tied to how he feels, for the most part.
Right now he still feels like he's approximately 10, but as circumstances change he'll probable feel different.
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THE BEGINNINGS A BEARD AT FUCKNG 14 HOLY SHIT STEVEN HAS GOD LEVEL TESTOSTERONE.
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>>78701161
still no gains
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>>78701021
ayy lmao
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>>78701135
7/10
good connie/steven episode and i`m glad this was the down-point episode before the next 3-lore intensive episodes.
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WHAT THE FUCK MY SIDES
This was like bad /sug/ fanfiction jesus christ
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STEVEN A MANLET
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>>78701206
dick hair confirmed?
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FILLER
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>confronted with adult scenario
>turn into a kid
Where were you when you realised you are Steven?
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connie confirmed pedo
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figured this was the weakest episode, just reminds me how short these episodes are
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>>78701135
meh 6/10
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>tfw Pearls are Yoshis
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>mfw uneventful episode
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>>78701117
They did it in my life as a teenage robot too
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>>78701135
5/10
pretty bad
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> 40 y/o connie fucking 12 y/o steven
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>>78701155
/ss/hit/10
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>>78701135
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>>78701168
>tfw in this world it's wait for the mega or be a dirty pony fucker
truly a terrible time to be alive
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FILLER
But I guess its nice knowing that Steven won't actually age.
Or is he?
Fuck I leave this episode with more question then answers
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>>78701155
0/10 MLP WINS
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>Connie briefly thought Steven was nakeybutts
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>>78701135
atleastitsnotlesbianshit/10
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>>78701164
Yeah... nothing we didn't already know. Kind of lame. And really Tumblr...
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>>78701186
Zach probably wishes so too
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>>78701206
>>
I'M NOT SURE HOW TO FEEL
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>>78701164
I enjoyed it more than sing talking epsiode, only good thing was blude diamond and blue pearl.
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>>78701132
I'm talking about the commercials, you cuntflap.
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>>78700930
It was 14 and 112
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>>78701135
13/20
Not stellar, just enough to save it overall
STATUS QUO
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>>78701155
7/10
Meh really.More excited for the last couple
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needed more peridot tbhfam
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Ahh, I remember my first beard hair, good times
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>>78701135
I want deep voice steven to fill me bum hole/10
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So none of the gems raised baby steven.
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>>78701155
pleasantly disturbing/10
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>>78701172
He's 14 and canonically still looks like he did when he was 8. His growth is completely fucked, I dunno if he'll die from old age unless it's when he's hundreds of years old
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>Steven's birthday episodes
weird as always
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>>78701221
that's when he met Rose
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was awright/10
kinda bored with the whole aging thing
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Goddamn, Connie wants Steven bad.
And Garnet will make it happen.
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>>78701153
I had body hair at 10
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>Steven now can stretch himself
STEVEN SHAPECHANGE WHEN?
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7/10
Decent character development
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>>78701135
filler/10 otherwise it was ok, I hope Steven developed his shape shifting powers more in the future
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>>78701092
If you're going to be that faggot then you might as well say all mom fags got "BTFO".
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CONNIE'S A PEDO! THE FUCKING SHIT?
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>>78701135
7/10
baby steven was good
otherwise comfy but uneventful
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>>78701155
7.5/10
was ok.
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WHERE'S THE MEGA?
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>mfw all those people with Gem-mom theories just got rekt
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Steven confirmed for eventual manly beard.
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>Inanimate object TF
>Age regression
>Age Progression
>Diaper mess
This episode sure is hitting some people's niche fetishes.
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>Connie resting her head on Steven's chest
>"first boy"
THE INTENT IS REAL
THEY HAVE THEIR EYES ON THE PRIZE
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YOKAI WATCH
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>>78701278
then just say it outright shitbrain
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TURNS OUT STEVEN IS JUST SHORT AND KIND OF FAT
STEVEN BOMB HYYYYYYYYYPE
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>>78701227
Peridot over to the side the entire episode going "Filthy meat creatures."
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>Steven still kid size
>He grows a rose size beard
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PEARL "SPIKE THE TYKE" GEM
PEARL "BURN THE BABIES" GEM
PEARL "PREPUBESCENT PULVERIZER" GEM
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So what this episode means is that even though his physical age reflects his emotional age he will still age internally regardless?
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>>78701286
No.
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300/10
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This episode was weird as fuck and really unsatisfying
What happens if Steven turns into a 12 year old when he's fucking adult Connie in the future?
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>>78701248
Army basic
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Is there any non-lewd interpretation of Amy's last line?
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>>78701235
>Steven sees Connie naked
>And then Steven literally became a man
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>>78701289
I want him to fuck my pussy, I bet the murdercock is genetic.
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I prefered the answer still a good ep
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>>78701206
D R A P E S
R
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S
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>>78701135
NOT FILLER IN ANYWAY/108/10
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>>78701232
>>78701135
Whoops wrong dude. But it kinda applied to who I replied to originally anyways.
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>>78701135
filler episode of the bomb /10
the only thing that gets brought up of interest is if steven will revert in age when damaged instead of poofing.
say in 30 years he is in battle, when badly injured will her go back to be being a kid and somehow heal from that, or does he just not have a regenerative state?
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>>78701199
>THIS MUCH DENIAL
STEVEN AND CONNIE CONFIRMED CUTEST COUPLE
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that wasn't worth the wait
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>>78701296
>next birthday episode steven gets an erection that threatens to spread to his whole body
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>>78701135
9/10
More fun than last episode.
More human.I enjoy that kind of slice of life magical bullshit
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That sucked desu
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Now i'd like to read a comic where the gems try to raise baby Steven and making whatever problem worse.
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>literally JUST missed the episode
mega when?
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>>78701243
every episode is like bad /sug/ fanfiction though
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>>78701116
>>78701204
I've been waiting for them to confirm it on the show for months now.
>>
Pedophile Connie x Baby Steven porn incoming.
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>>78701334
I think you'd be better off on /pol/
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>>78701296
GOOD POST WELL POSTED
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>CONNIE PRESIDENT
>FIRST BOY
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>>78701291
That's...Really disappointing.
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>>78699948
>amythyst
>not a pig disgusting fatass
This is wrong in all kinds of way.
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>>78701314
It was always confirmed Greg raised Steven until he went to train
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>still recovering from Baby Seat Amy
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Episode was cute, but kinda disappointed Steven didn't grow permanently, even if just a little bit.
Still, it was entertaining and I laughed at the "first boy" joke. I just really wish they would've made Steven grow a little bit, could've served as his own version of the redesigns the rest of the gems got.
But yeah, 7/10 episode. Too hyped for what it was.
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>>78700721
VA is like 18
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BIRDMOMFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>78701227
FUCK, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
P E R I C U C K S B T F O
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>>78701314
>>
>>78701051
YOU LEAVE
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>>78701155
10/10
Not joking, not even a little.
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>>78701163
Surprisingly no. My sister, however, took a long time to get mature. But it happened (after getting knocked up) and she had to do the mature thing and find a nice couple to adopt the kid.
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>78701135
9/10, steven is getting transformation powers under control kind of, a nice bit of filler to break up the HAPPENING we're going to get this week, was nice.
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>tfw steven will never physically change for the longest time, just to fit the present Connie gave him
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I would find it hard to believe that connie and greg never ran into Peridot.Oh well log-date has greg and peridot meeting anyway
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>>78701135
7/10
episode provided some good info on steven's aging
and some new info on how old greg was when he met the gems
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>>78701344
>literal semen-demon ever spouting anything non-sexual out of her spunk-tub mouth
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>Connie thought this happened to Steven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnb7yNDdsvU
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>>78701135
Baby/14
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>MFW IT HAPPENED
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>>78701371
but that's an /utg/ thing
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>M E G A
>E
>G
>A
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0/10
que en paz descanse
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>>78701325
Scribble drawing feet is 2 lewd!
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>>78701135
foronceitwasn'tshit/10
I almost got scared there would be a song when Garnet gave a shout out but it was a pretty chill episode.
>>
>Steven shit on Amy
This is gonna come back to bite us, isn't it?
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>>78701291
This was already answered.
>>
This is good SU - strong character interaction, filling in plot holes, no singing at all, and ending on a pube joke, 9/10
>inb4 Steven x Connie art of Steven stretching further wink wink nudge nudgeplease noone draw this
>>
time for los lesbianos
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>>78701135
poor/10
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>>78701227
Did you even watch the episode?
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>>78701325
>ywn be bara with a qt brown gf
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>>78701135
beta/10
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>>78701197
THE BARA IS REAL
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LITERALLY
RECYCLED
PLOT
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http://strawpoll.me/6460751
R8 THAT EP BITCHES
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what a boring episode
at least we get to see BLUE PEARL again
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Fucking hell, did /d/ write that episode?
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WHAT PG-13 MOVIE IS SHE GONNA SEE?
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>>78701385
I'm glad she hates babies. That's my Pearl.
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>>78701135
3/10. It was pretty bad. The boarding was off, some of the perspective shots didn't look right. The righting was bad, just more shoehorning romance. There were absolutely NO mention of Steven's other friends like Peedee, Sadie and Lars, the cool kids, Onion, etc. at the party. What kind of fuckin' birthday is that? The boarders were too focused on the Steven and Connie aspect of things that they completely left out the others. Ever since Hellen Jo left, Lamar and Katie have filled the role of worst boarders. There were some good jokes though. But yeah, this is definitely the weakest episode of the bomb. And probably the worst of the season.
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>>78701070
>doctors repeated circumcising steven until they just gave up
>steven subconsciously traumatized by this
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>>78701197
shit.. that is badass.
i like this design. i need to see it hanging out with old samurai jack
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>>78701236
I was 12 and already had pit hair, some mustache and beard
>>
MEGA
EGAM
GAME
AMEG
GAME
EGAM
MEGA
>>
>That estelle album cameo
SUGAR
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>>78701440
backdoor sluts 9
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>>78701081
That has nothing to do with literally growing
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>>78700908
I was 6' awkward ass age to be.
>>
Where was peridot the whole time?
>>
7/10 cute.
Status quo maintained but brought up questions about Steven's nature as a half-gem that I find interesting.
Was hoping that Peridot would treat Steven like a science experiment.
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CANON
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>>78701227
Amy invited her.
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>>78701032
It reminds her of when Rose was just gone
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>>78701458
WHERE?
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>>78701135
New Shirt/10
I hope the new shirt stays
>>
>>78701435
I GOT FIRST VOTE
7/10 CONFIRMED
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>>78701314
>>
AMETHYST CONFIRMED FOR NOT A LESBIAN
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>>78700822
Superpowers.
Or cancer.
>>
GEMS CONFIRMED FOR SHIT MOMS
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>>78701300
She helped Greg with and Rose. She will help Connie with Steven. Best winggem.
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>>78701422
When?
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>>78701172
He's only as old as he feels. He felt more mature, so his body grew a bit. So long as he never feels like dying, he'll be fine.
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>>78701419
She ate it and you fucking know it
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What would a crossover with B&M be?
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>>78701454
Dude what the fuck are you?
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>>78701314
amethyst was taking care of the situation the best with greg
>youngest gem
>best mom
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>>78701440
The one where she fucks baby steven
>>
>filler
>status quo
Did you niggers not see that beard?
>>
>Pearl doesn't want to touch a baby, even though she'll watch him sleep, do his dishes, prepare food so he can eat it, hold him all the time, even though she loves Steven
>Garnet will
Jesus, it's just more taking shit away from Pearl and giving more good points to Garnet. Did something happen where the writers hate her? Or do they just love Garnet THAT much?
>>
Not enough Peridot
0/10
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>>78701446
>There were absolutely NO mention of Steven's other friends like Peedee, Sadie and Lars, the cool kids, Onion, etc. at the party. What kind of fuckin' birthday is that?
Because they're working on the drill and have Peridot there. They could only invite Connie because she knows what's up
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CONNIE CONFIRMED FOR BABY FUCKER
PEDO CONNIE
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>>78701467
Yeah, no kidding.
>>
>>78701135
0/10 another worst episode
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>>78701424
Connie introduces Steven to Bad Dragon, then waits expectantly on the bed
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>>78701385
Did anyone really think Pearl would be a great mom? She's neurotic and likes to be clean, she would hate holding a baby.
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PEARL JUST DIDNT WANT HIM VOMITING ON HER!!!! SHES STILL A GOOD MOM!!!
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>>78701135
Feel/10
>>
>PG13 Movie
>Resting her head on his chest.
>Wanting to grow up with him
Holy shit Connie, just kiss him already.
>>
>>78701474
The shot where greg was looking into his album while with garnet.
>>
>Connie is willing to be a mother to a baby version of Steven
Jesus what the fuck
>>
MEGA???
>>
>>78701090
Tiny hands are her only weakness.
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>>78701458
You mean Stella?
>>
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PREDICT REMAINING EPISODES
>Gems reminisce about failed moonbase and retrieve drill parts- nothing is accomplished
>Steven worries about Peridot but it turns out everything is fine- nothing is accomplished
>Peridot turns against the gems
0/10 shitty fucking bomb what the fucking fuck all we got was two episodes about shit we already knew and three episodes that didn't do anything
>>
>>78701262
>filler
there we have that word again....
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>>78699973
Every time I see Blue Pearl I start thinking IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
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>>78701476
its 1 shirt not 1000000
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>>78701236
For a fatty, yeah
for a normal person... no. you should be getting close to done by 14, on average. At least in full swing.
then again averages are meaningless, people sway wildly
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>>78700727
>tfw I'm 22 right now
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>>78701482
Only when it comes to babies.
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>>78701467
agreed
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>Amethyst was the baby seat
Classic Amethyst.
>>
I thought the ep was gonna be about how Steven couldn't fit into the human club or the gem club and he was gonna have an identity crisis
14 years old/18
Still cant believe that little gem bitch got his first facial hair four years before I did
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>>78699895
What the FUCK happened to Connie's head in this scene?
Goddamn it, Koreans.
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I hate Connie episodes so much. If I wanted awkward teen not-romance, I'd think back to my days of highschool. Every Connie episode they try to force a lesson to being honest to each other, be true to yourself, etc. Or they try to involve her in magical shit, which just highlights how boring she really is. I really think SU would be better off without her.
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>>78701227
>>78701330
>>78701388
One of the first lines was Steven "Are you sure you don't wanna get in on this?" to Peridot
You people deserve the betrayal coming next ep
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>>78700887
>bf is taller than me
Thank fuck
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>>78701409
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Pearl confirmed for:
-Cold blood killah
-Spoopy renegade
-Babby hater
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>>78701032
Gems are probably never infants.
Makes you wonder if Rose would have actually been a good mother at all, or a weird out there and clueless alien mom.
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Steven is going to look like a teenage when Connie is all the way into menopause. Goddamn.
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>>78699895
>Greg met the gems at 22
>Steven is 14
>Greg looked at least 10 years older in Lion 3 than he did during Story for Steven
the youngest Greg can be is 46 years old
Greg is pretty old
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>>78701406
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>>78701509
Being legit here, that makes a good excuse. But still is an excuse.
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>>78701135
Great Humor/10
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>>78701491
Not a little estrogen filled pussy like you.
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>>78700031
no... that's gashi gashi. This one was a joke picture unrelated.
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>>78701531
You couldn't be more wrong
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>>78701518
Nah mate, she didn't dare touch him until he was an adolescent, Pearl hates babies confirmed
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>>78701511
CONNIEFAGS BTFO
B
T
F
ODR M STILL A SHIT
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>>78701300
Garnet confirmed best wingman
And best mom
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>Steven getting a beard at age 14
Jesus the murdercock genes are strong as fuck
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>>78701262
Get out
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>>78701526
Her love goes beyond everything. It is romantic, sexual, platonic, and paternal all at the same time.
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>>78701419
Considering where her eyes and mouth were, Steven totally shat on Amy's face.
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>>78701482
We already knew that since The Test
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>>78701491
Hispanic with Spanish and some french from my granddad's side
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>>78701489
Grim trying to take Steven around age 85, but the Crystal Gems explain that he still is a gem which do not die from aging.
Billy has antics with Amethyst. Mandy tries to restart the Kindergarten for her own gains.
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>>78701236
>boys get hair this late
lmao
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>>78701495
This. Amethyst confirmed for loving nurturing mom.
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>>78701506
I don't like holding babies but I have no problem doing all of those things for infants and older children. Being uncomfortable holding a fragile baby doesn't mean she doesn't love him.
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>>78701531
I like fangs buz blowjobs.
too bad majority is vore, oh well i'll pretend its blowjobs.
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>>78701506
Pearl is an uncontrollable killing machine, her even touching something as delicate as a baby would destroy it.
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>>78701552
Nah.
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>>78701506
Maybe she bad memories when Steven was a baby? Remember,she was Rose's bitch since the beginning and when she died to make Steven,Pearl was probably traumatized and didn't know how to handle.
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>>78701518
WRONG! She even still secretly hates him because he took Rose away from her. And you know it!
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Download link here!
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
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>>78701530
yeah
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>>78701415
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>>78701531
It's already been confirmed through leaks that Peridot betrays Yellow Diamond and joins the Crystal Gems in 3 more episodes (the end of the Bomb).
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>>78701489
Stupid
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>>78701515
Do you honestly think any of them would be a good mom for a baby?
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>>78701531
Is it not Moonbase,Betrayal and then the Aftermath?
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>>78701566
Lol I got my beard when I was 16 faggot.
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I NEED a gif of Pearl dancing immediately
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>>78701580
>Steven still small
>ODIN tier beard
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I could relate to this episode because I was a late bloomer with eternal baby face as a teenager
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>>78701605
Thanks nig.
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>>78701522
She should suck him off instead.
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>>78701549
Get mad at the storyboarders, not the animators
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yeah, if there wasn't a steven bomb right now i'd probably have dropped this show after that EP
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>>78701553
Err, fuck. >>78701469 It was Amethyst. Still
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>No Stevonnie
I mean sure, I guess it might've been to show a temporary disconnect between Steven and Connie, but still.
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Wait, I didn't fucking miss it, right?
It's at 6:30, right?
Cause I don't think my TV was on to record it.
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>Garnet was most likely the only one trusted enough to babysit Steven.
>The silly faces probably worked on him when she did it.
Also, it got a little Benjamin Button during Connies speech.
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>>78701549
Connie is also a gem
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>>78701605
Based as always
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>>78701506
Pearl is a neat freak, it makes more sense, and Garnet has shown multiple times that she's more motherly to Steven. Did you not watch the last episode?
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>this scene
Kek
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>>78701482
Garnet tried
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>>78701548
You didn't have facial hair until you were 18?
Are you asian?
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I HAVE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE ANON
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>JEJ should voice White Diamond.
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>>78701605
HE CONTINUES TO BE BASED
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>>78701564
It's not an excuse. It's required at this point in the story.
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>>78701291
>>78701486
Steven "met" the Gems when he was old enough to play them a song in the preview, remember? Greg raised Steven and handed him over to the Gems when he was old enough to train with them.
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>>78701385
>tfw no bird mom lactating baby Steven
Fuck this bomb Im out
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CONFIRMED FOR NOT /ss/NEARSON
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>>78701454
Lucky. I didn't have the beard til 14. and it was just a goatee. Didn't connect and become a proper FULL beard til late 15 when I reached adulthood and nearly finished growing taller
i still remember when I woke up one day at 11 with ball hair and was like WTF did i cut myself and a hair got caught in the scab? they were already an inch long
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>>78701605
You are the greatest of all anons on /co/
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>>78701605
just in time when I get in the thread, thanks man
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>>78701605
>https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
muh nigga
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>>78701531
Have you seen the previews or you just trolling?
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>>78701531
>Rating bombs based on shit-tier predictions
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>Garnet confirmed to be a better mom than Pearl
Where were you when birdmomfags committed mass suicide?
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>>78701236
You serious, nig? I had full-blown leg hair and stubble when I was 14.
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>>78701605
based as always, thank you Madridista!
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Guys I couldnt see the ep any DL links?
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>>78701605
I'll download it to have it but not to rewatch it
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>>78701590
We usually have full dick hairs at 13 but it takes a while the moustaches and beards to form.
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>>78701557
she almost gets him killed on several occasions because she doesn't understand how babies work
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>>78700887
He grows at the right moment and that's all that matters.
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>All these filler posts
Lore in cartoons was a mistake.
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>>78701605
se le salio el semen a mi verga de una manera violenta y descontrolada
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>>78701540
>should be getting close to done by 14, on average
That is so not true
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>>78701236
Disgusting.
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Jokes were funny in the beginning of the episode, but the lack of any consequence and Steven being a baby for all of 30 seconds and fixing himself with no explained reason kind of killed the vibe
Amethyst best gem yet again
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>>78701605
!!!!
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>>78701612
Maybe Garnet
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>>78701531
>peridot turns against gems
>he didn't watch the leaks.
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Okay episode. Cute, a bit sad but not overdramatic which I liked. A pity status quo won't allow Steven to stay this way. I really hope that he'd permanently stay 14 looking after a big status quo changing event in the plot or something.
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>>78701605
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>78701379
... what if going to train is what made Steven stop aging?
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>>78701605
i apreciate that but honsetly i don't see why anyone would want to download that shit
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Pearl dances like a fucking dork lmao
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>>78701645
top kek
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He's gonna be able to get better control of his aging later on. He'll be able to keep up with Connie soon.
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>>78701645
Is Pearl doing an ass slapping motion there?
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>>78701645
I don't get it
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>>78701549
ayy lmao
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>>78701645
why can't anyone get along with greg
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>>78701462
yeah but the message is usually about holding yourself back mentally and emotionally. abstaining from adult pleasures instead of BECOMING an adult so you can responsibly enjoy those
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Perifags shafted by today's ep.
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Maybe Steven just ages much slower than normal humans? If so, Steven confirmed for witcher.
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>>78701645
>that pearl dancing
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Ruby sounds like chloe from we bear bears. Is it the same voice actress?
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>>78701446
I'm usually the first one to cry filler in an episode where plot is pushed aside, but I have a sweet spot for Steven-centric episodes. Nothing happened sure I'll admit I was a bit disappointed, but we hardly ever get to see Steven coping with sadness. It's decent character development to say the least. I just wish there writers would focus more on Steven as a primary character than having him be overshadowed by the Gems.
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>>78701645
isn't stella a real singer tho?
>>
CONFIRMED
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>>78701621
>Next year steven will have a gotee or we'll have a greg/steven episode on shaving or some shit
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>>78701605
Thanks a lot!
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so can I get a link on those leaks?
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>>78701605
God amongst men.
Have a pearl
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>>78701645
CUTE
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>>78701506
Pearl first takes care of Steven when he's ~10. Greg takes care of him when he's a baby.
Pearl wanting to hold a spitting, shitting baby is out of character desu.
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It was a first 'steven fucks something up with magic' in ages. Though it was instantly resolved, which is sad
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>>78701549
Someone put in the cheat for DK mode.
I'm assuming the perspective was supposed to be more...Overhead and maybe the koreans didn't understand that?
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>>78701645
Nice.
Also Pearl dances like the princess from captain N
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>>78700821
Good call anon
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>>78701605
>https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
100000000000000000% BASED
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>>78701648
Doesn't matter. They're all shit at it.
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>>78701631
You missed it but it's cool the download's here
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>>78701553
Pre-redemption Peri is best Peri. I hope they go back to that
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>>78701605
I just got based out of oblivion
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>>78701645
Ha nice touch I love it
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Where are the leaks?
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>>78701491
>>78701588
Confirmed, I'm hispanic and have had back hair since I was 7. I also have a 5 year old cousin that's already growing a tiny mustache.
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>>78701561
I figured him to be around 24 in Lion 3 the first time I saw it, I have many highschool friends that turned out looking like that by that age, figured him to be like 35ish in show.
but now I am starting to figure he didn't prematurely bald and stayed in his prime for years longer than I thought he did.
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>>78701671
But anon
I'm still here
AND a Pearlfag
And an Amefag
And a Perifag
And a GarnetfagAND a Lapisfag
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>>78701659
I only got a full beard until like 17, before I had two big hairless holes on both sides, finally I could just let it grow viking style instead of having to shave twice a week
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>>78701560
Holy shit you're right
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>>78701549
PLEASEBABYPLEASEBABYBABYBABYPLEASE
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>>78701618
Its actually
>moonbase
>Peri calling YD a clod and getting redeemed
>Peri becomes a CG and Garnet and Peri dance together possibly fuse
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What's the next episode?
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>Steven and Connie STILL haven't kissed
What was the point of this episode then?
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>>78700866
Holy shit! STEVEN HIT CONNIE WHEN SHE CAME OUT
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I love it whengoodfanart comes canon
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>>78701609
WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME QUESTION THINGS?
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>>78701645
Fun Easter Egg aside, why does Garnet hate Stella so much?
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>>78701690
>Amethyst best gem yet again
That's all i got from this episode
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>>78701526
Mom fetish is something
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So Many Birthdays + Cat Fingers = Steven's Birthday
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>>78701515
That is a motherly personality so...
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>>78701605
You fuckers are like The Flash but with wizard powers too.
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>>78701645
>Stella
God tier reference
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>>78701709
it's the name of VA of Garnet ya silly goose
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>GREG IS BEST DAD!
>GARNET IS BEST MOM!
>SHIPPING IS COMMANDED!
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Steven confirmed for pooping on Amethysts face.
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>>78701645
>pearl dances with amethyst
>didn't fuse into opal
FUCK YOU
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>>78701671
Except everyone was shown to be shit at it?
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>>78701671
Watching the episode and laughing at pearlfags
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Someone screencap the face Garnet makes to comfort baby Steven
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>>78701645
lmao
>tfw was focused on pearl dancing and missed that
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>>78701137
>implying they are women
>implying they aren't also pedos
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>>78701725
Yes
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>>78701709
That record that Greg picked up was a reference to Garnet's VA who is an actual singer.
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>>78701645
>stella
Cheeky, Sugar
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>>78701757
> I also have a 5 year old cousin that's already growing a tiny mustache
Lol thats not testosterone thats some kind of apeman mutation.
>>
ITS WAKFU ALL OVER AGAIN
WHY ARE SHOTAS FORCED BY NON-AGING TO NOT GET THE QT BROWN GIRLS
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>>78701580
let's not exagg. he has ONE HAIR.
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>>78701645
for the retards who don't get it
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>>78701727
Yes
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>>78701719
They have been spoiled recently though, and about to get more
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>>78701736
Especially when every second around him reminds her of how rose is gone and this thing is all thats left
I can see garnet needing to be on 'keep greg alive' duty for a fair while after steven was born, just in case pearl lost it.
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>>78701645
>Stella
>Estelle
WHAA
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>>78700887
every now and then my gf insists that I've gotten taller, but really she just keeps forgetting how much taller than her I am
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>>78701645
>"Get that shit out of my face, Greg. God damnit. This is why Steven can't dance."
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>>78700031
it was a 1 april joke
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PEARL CONFIRMED FOR WORST MOM
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>>78701430
Just find some buddies to lift with. Two months of regular lifting and you forever change your "body type". I gained 15 lbs of fat recently but people thought I had been lifting because I lifted for few months as a college freshman. The fat filled out along or accentuated the flab left over from muscles.
Also there is the obvious benefit of it being easier to start lifting again once you understand the regiment and have had the habit before.
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>yfw Greg and Amethyst were initially shocked because Steven got them "beating the piñata" behind the barn.
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>>78701714
Garnet and Greg do seem to get along that was just playful.
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>>78701549
>Hairy teenage dick.
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>>78701771
Showing that Connie is willing to stay with Steven despite his weird as fuck biology.
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>>78701709
>>78701727
>>78701784
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>>78701796
Garnet is a good wingman not a mom.
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I guess Steven will just match Connie's growth rate now that he has someone who ages normally to synchronise to. All his other friends are adults, pretty much
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>>78701645
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>>78701730
>see son this is what you do when you start thinking Connie looks really good on those tight pants
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>>78701821
Yeah, they are Hispanic alright.
>>
"I accidentally took your virginity: the song" is growing on me.
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ANSWER THIS IF YOU'RE SO SMART ANON!WHY IS PERIDOT SO CUTE?
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>>78701715
That was not even a part of this episode
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>>78701826
And Rebecca did the cover art for Estelle's latest album.
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>>78701605
I Love You
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>>78701803
Im so glad i wasn't the only one expecting that
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Why does the TERRIFYING renegade hate babies?
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>>78701826
JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW :O
>>
Dad Mom is best mom
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>>78701784
>it was a record Greg liked too much in the 80s/90s
>Garnet didn't like it
Use your imagination anon
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>>78701580
Nigger, I had to shave at 16, it's not that uncommon
>>
Omg imagine how sexy a 16 year old Steven's voice is
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>Pearl has readily identifiable, consistent traits, both negative and positive that make her a funny and entertaining character
>Garnet is a boring mary sue who is good at everything and exists to just do everything right.
>>
Gotta admit, Garnet trying to cheer up Steven was cute as hell.
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>>78701135
??/10
it was crazy and nice but weird
I think the whole point was that it was supposed to feel awkward
>>
WHERE IS MY PRESIDENT CONNIE FANART?
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>>78701690
He stretched all day, then as an equal and opposite reaction, he contracted, and stayed that way all night. Then he evened out.
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>>78701863
That's true. He's obviously getting a hang of his abilities, he just needs to actually age his body instead of strech it.
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>>78701690
I assume Steven was mentally stressed after being found with Greg and Amethyst, got MORE stressed talking with Connie, got even more stressed when he realized he was a baby, and didn't actually calm down until Connie made her speech.
After that, he probably was able to think clearly and shapeshifted overnight or at least before Connie woke up.
>>
Connie is like the female version of a desperate beta male who will date any girl interested in him no matter how gross or weird she is. It's cringey to watch.
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>>78701911
I AGREE WITH THIS
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>>78701892
You ever been around a baby for more than a few hours? That's why.
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>>78701848
METAPHOR
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>>78701720
Steven is now a sexual tyrannosaurus
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Rose had tits before meeting humans. Interesting.
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>>78701684
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>>78701892
because she's a liberated woman and she doesnt want to have anything to do with a parasite form of a human bean
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>>78701794
Ayy lmao
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>No scenes of Greg being a dad to baby Steven
2/10
Greg's strength as a character is that he's a super good dad
>>
Pearl confirmed to not be a mom. Literally all the fanfiction and drawfagging is going in the trashcan. Hooray!
>>
>>78701879Because you have shit taste
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>>78701892
She jealous because even babies have more rights than a Pearl does.
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>>78701847
I've been lifting for a year and eating like crazy and I'm still the same weight
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>>78701645
Ok, but what the fuck is Amethyst and Pearl's dancing.
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>>78701905
That why Ruby and Sapphire exist.
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>>78700757
Hey, you think that's them saving Mayor Dewey's ancestor's crew?
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CONNIE THE BABYFUCKER
>>
NEXT EP IS JOE AND JEFF
F U C K I N G F I N A L L Y FUCK LAMAR
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Reminder to Pray to the gods that no hiatus follows this bomb
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>>78701549
Yeah, that was really obvious and weird. Maybe a boarder was trying to give the scene some depth by making her head appear closer to the camera but went to far. The Koreans didn't give no single fucks and just ran with it.
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>>78701905
Her power is meaningless to infants.
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>>78701839
>just incase Pearl lost it
TERRIFYING
RENEGADE
PEARL
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>>78701645
>brings up an albuml of garnets VA
>she's not down with breaking the fourth wall
>>
A thought about The Answer.
I never really minded Garnet being pretty much a personification of gay marriage, she still manages to be a fun character and I bet some dykes are having a blast with the very fact that there's a cartoon on CN with lesbo rocks in it - might as well let them have it, in the end they deserve that so-called "representation" as much as anyone else does, so long as it doesn't feel forced just to push an agenda - and I feel like Sugar is doing an ok job with it.
What does get on my nerves, though, is the way fusion is sexualised. Like, holy shit, this episode was so fucking obvious about it.
"HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT BEFORE?" "BLUSHY BLUSHY HAHA NO SILLY, WHEN WOULD I EVER STICK MY GEM IN SOMEONE ELSE'S GEM THIS FUCKING HARD, HA HA"
God, get a grip, Sucrose. It's a fucking cartoon, no matter how adamant you are about outlining the more serious undertones. Sexualising it so openly is just disturbing and uncalled for.
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>>78701905
>Mary sue
>her powers don't even work on babies
Nice try, dumbass
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>>78701927
No anon thats how all women act towards men they have dicklust for.
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>>78701869
>connie will reach puberty while steven stays status quo
im unsure how i feel about this for our sake's
>possible period episode
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>>78701936
wait why would they need them
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>>78701798
>no diapers available
>baby Steven is just naked in the shirt
Why did I think about this
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ARE YOU READY FOR PERI EPS
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>>78701969
>Giggling_baby.sfx
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>>78701905
This.
I don't understand why people love Garnet so much.
Asides for Sapphire and Ruby, she's an incredibly dull character.
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>>78701526
>tfw bf turns into a baby and you have to raise him
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>>78701879
She's not, though.
>>78701892
Have you ever been near a baby? Babies are nasty, bro.
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So I'm guessing that Steven will probably start growing up when Connie starts getting ahead of him, age-wise?
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>people still talking about the first episode
>no one is talking about garnet's pa..
oh shit its tuesday I missed last night.
>>
>these fags don't remember So Many Birthdays and Steven grown up forms
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>>78701905
You can count Amethyst as an entertaining character as well.
>>78701927
Well she is unattractive and only has Steven to hang with.
>>78701948
None of them is a decent mom if you didn't know.
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>>78701626
>lorefags can't even appreciate an episode that's still 50% world building
Cancer, the lot of you
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>>78701905
wat, but she was shown multiple times to have no understanding of how humans interact and behave
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>yfwhairy Stevonnie
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>>78701860
iii still dont get it, whats up with her music, too raunchy?
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>>78701605
thanks, m8 :33
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Reminder that square mom is best mom
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>>78701976
I bet you are american.
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>>78701645
That is great.
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>>78701757
I'm Hispanic and 21 years old and can barely pull off a moustache if I don't shave for weeks. Can't grow a beard and no chest/back hair.
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Greg is best Dad!
FUCK YOU GREG HATERS!
YA'LL WERE WRONG!
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>>78702028
No. Estelle is Garnet's voice actress.
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>>78701605
YOU'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY!
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Does this mean Steven is going to be a manlet forever?
They did the hair on the chin thing to imply that he is going to grow up at some point in his life but it seems to imply his gonna be the same size for the rest of the series.
My dreams of grown man Steven taking charge are over.
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>>78701976
>being a puritan
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>>78701862
Watch literally every episode where Garnet interacts with Steven and tell me she isn't motherly.
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>that body
hnnngg
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>>78702015
>implying something like this would ever matter in an inconsistent cartoon
anyone remember fairly odd parents when they aged timmy ?
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I can't handle this level of adorable.
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>>78702015
Doesn't mean that it will necessarily happen without him purposefully transforming
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>>78701990
I've waited longer. My time is now
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>>78702026
Oh hell yes.
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>>78701965
>>78701980
He stopped crying momentarily, which is more than what the other two could do.
But also, are we implying Connie is a sue?
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>>78701341
"unf...unf...UNF..UNF...UUUUUUUUU"
"Uh..steven?"
*shrinks*
"you can fit in there better now!"
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>>78701341
Shotacon
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>>78701727
Estelle is the Voice actor for Garnet
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>>78701905
>character is a fusion of 2 other characters who have each shown the have their own crippling character flaws
Ruby and Sapphire's negative traits are basically cancelled out by their personalities fusing.
No shit she's a Mary Sue. I hate to say this but that's kind of the point of fusion
>>
Greg must be dumb when he explained that Gems don't age.
Amethyst was size of a child when he met her. She's obviously grown, why not just tell Amethyst to explain to Steven how she grew.
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>>78702015
That seemed to be subconscious though, he actually changed his age at will.
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stupid/stupid
best rating
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>>78702045
GREG A SHIT
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>>78701982
dude
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>>78701945
Well, Steven's mentality in this case is what shrunk him and turned him into a baby. Steven was still aware that he just transformed, so he was too afraid for Greg to actually cheer him up.
I still want some more good dad Greg, though.
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>>78701770
Blue Diamond's giving me some serious Dark Souls vibes.
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>>78702045
Do those legs go all the way up?
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>Good episode with lore
>double talkback thread to 1600 posts
>followed by 2 more threads to 1100 posts
>Mediocre episode wihtout lore
>
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>>78701976
it's only sexual because you know what sex is desu
in the context of the show and to a kid it's literally just fusing however it's represented in the show
>>
didn't the rest of the episodes get leaked or something?
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>>78701892
Pearl obviously was motherly towards Steven, just not when he was a baby. I fucking HATED my little sister until she was about 2 when she started having an actual personality.
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>>78702045
is that where gondola meme came from?
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>>78701985
aesthetic?
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>>78701605
Never stop being based
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>>78702015
He'll grow up but the question was how long will it take
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>>78702066
And he was so fucking sexy when was 16 OMG!!!!!!
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>>78702045
What kind of father doesn't know where to put the defibrillators.
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>>78701927
Pretty much this. Combined with how she has zero moral qualms with straight up murdering people (eg. cloud clone episode) she's 100% supervillain material if not for Steven's influence.
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>>78701905
>>78701998
>People can't handle a character who isn't MUH FLAWS 24/7
Learn to understand subtlety, anons. Honestly, Ruby and Sapphire bring down Garnet's character instead of enhancing it.
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>>78702053
Thanks, Anon.
And now I feel dumb.
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I thought it was cute, awkward, but cute.
Garnet best wingman and best mom and Greg best dad.
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I hope Steven stays shorter than Connie forever until whatever Greg rocketed up
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>Connie is Indian
>Steven didn't poo in loo
TRUE LOVE CONFIRMED
PERIDOT BTFO
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>>78702117
CUTE IMAGE ALERT
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POST YFW YOU SEE A TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL
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>>78701976
No, no, they're agendered space rocks!
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>>78701927
>Steven
>Gross
His half-gemness is nigh unpredictable, and yeah, probably frightening, but it's saved Connie's ass more times than you could count.
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>>78702100
>being an autistic lorefag that can't enjoy an episode of a cartoon unless it has lore
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Did Greg and Amy start their own party, with hookers and beer?
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>>78701905
>Pearlfags THIS MAD that their waifu is shit
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>HOLY SMOKES YOU'RE GROWIN A BEARD!
Greg is cute
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>>78701905
I honestly love everything Pearl does, and I find her funny and entertaining I just can't put my finger on why...
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>>78702058
They all are motherly you fool. Doesn't mean they are moms or even good at it.
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>>78701905
Garnet is a being made up of two very flawed characters who fix their own flaws by coming together
When separate she is extremely weak and can be separated if her emotional state becomes too agitated which you see when she almost comes undone when confronted with the forced fusion gems which could have gotten her and steven killed
Her greatest weakness is her emotions which she isnt good at keeping in check once they get aggravated.
Pearl is shit
Garnet a best
Stay mad pearlfag
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>>78702079
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Steven shit on amethyst
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>>78702152
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>>78702000
Fun Fact!She's the shadow queen from Ico, meaning she's been killing Wander's reincarnations to live forever
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>>78702055
he'll grow in his own time. He can't just force it when he doesn't feel like he's matured.
>>
What references would you slip in to this show if you could?
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>>78701155
-10/10
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>>78701605
Thank you!Visca el Barça
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>>78702152
THAT WAS NOT THE PIC I POSTED HIRO
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>>78702072
Really this is what puberty is really all about.
Hoping you grow enough while fighting off random boners for no reason.
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>>78701976
Don't ruin this for us anon.
Just relax and let it happen.
If some overprotective parents start shit about it, we'll worry then, but until then don't give them fodder.
Now make it gayer.
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>>78701729
>samoan steven
fuck you
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>>78701976
Why are Americans so afraid of sex?
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>>78702144
I want /pol/ tostay
>>
I hope the rest of the week is better. Monday was a slow start that introduced some lore, but this is just tanking now. After the Hiatus, they open with an okay flashback episode, and a repeat of the birthday episode? Not worth the wait yet.
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>>78701803
>>78701885
They didn't even touch, they can't fuse if they don't touch.
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>>78702152
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>>78702072
goanimate tier art
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>>78702152
>Hey Cutie...
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>tfw I'm 22 and I still can't grow a full beard.
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>>78702173
Greg looks at the camera, knowing that Deviantart are going to remake this scene about 1000 times, each more disgusting then the last
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>>78702084
>She's obviously grown
No she hasn't, only her hair grew. You just think she grew due to her childishness in the episode.
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>>78702026
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>>78702183
Really? Is that confirmed? Shit...
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>>78699956
>>78700085
Wait, that was a pen and she was writing a song....
I totally thought it was a lewd of her exploring her new body. I am not well.
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>>78702076
she will have her time to shine
but you gotta finish whats been started first
peri has to become an official cg before they move on because what else would they do with her
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>>78702173my fetish
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>>78702084
she probably changed sizes when she reformed after poofing at some point.
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Any gif of Garnet trying to cheer up Steven yet?
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>We will never see Steven as a old gem-human ancient who guards the temple of the deceased Crystal Gems that sacrificied their lives to protect Steven
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>>78702219
same here, but 23
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>>78702189
Anything related to Sandman.
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>>78702206
Because we know what wanton impregnation did to India.
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>>78702089
YOU'RE A SHIT!
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>>78702173
This can't be the first time
Amethyst and Greg were close before and she handled this the best out of all the rest of the gems
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>>78702015
>You'l never marry a hunky half gem who makes together breakfast for you
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>>78701905
Pearl is shit, friend.
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>>78702130
What IS her character without Ruby and Sapphire?
Watching someone be cool and amazing is really dull.
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>>78702206
Only god knows.
Actually god probably doesn't know.
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>>78702173
Scat porn soon
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>>78702152
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>>78702087
trip/fag
worst rating
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>>78702219
>tfw grew a beard at 14
That was worse, believe me
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>>78702161
this pic is really funny to me for some reason
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Is anyone going to question their dance moves?
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>>78701609
more, I like feet like that.
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>>78702117
i can now die uwu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miKpYuTx6IU
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>>78702209
Its just the 10 min episode schedule.
It can never sate our hype.
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>>78701027
But babbies are so fragile and nonverbal.
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Did the Asian board this?
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>>78702217
Woah, hey Pearl
Is this guy still doing self inserts?
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Hi /sug/! Miss me?
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>>78702170
>a character that has to be made up of two better characters in order to be a good character
yeah nah
Amy trumps them both.
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>>78701155
7/10
This episode was funny as hell, very qt. Not much for plot (doesn't even answer if Steven will grow, really) but that can't be helped since not much is known about half gemlings.
Overall very enjoyable to watch. Tons of hilarious one liners. Also episodes best ship or Greg are first class.
>FIRST BOY
>MICROSCOPIC
BEST PART WAS NO PERIDOT, GOD BLESS YOU REBECCA
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>>78702170
>Pearl is shit
>Garnet is best
But Opal...
Opal is STUNNING.
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>>78702234
Holy shit bro
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>>78702084
Gems can also lose their physical form to retreat back into their gem. I assume Amethyst probably grew larger after reforming sometime. I don't think Steven has that option.
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He's obviously gonna grow up at some point, he just doesn't have to right now, especially since Connie told him she'll be there for him no matter what.
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>>78702245
Do Americans really not have contraceptives?
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>>78701261
You could watch the streams and NOT fuck ponies. That's what I do.
>>
>final get home from classes
>same schedule every day
>tfw will always be minutes late for a livewatch thread
Life is suffering
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>>78702261
at least you had a choice bruh, asian people the future but we can't grow a beard worth shit
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>>78701927
Or maybe Steven's just a really great person that she really likes a lot and cares about
They've spent a lot of time together
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>>78702285
no lamar did, and he's basically the Asian 2.0
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>>78702287
>TODD GETS THE LAST PIC AGAIN
IF THIS BECOMES A RUNNING THING I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU
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So is turning into a baby Steven's version of retreating into his gem to regenerate?
Also did this episode imply that he will stay that size forever but will still grow a beard?
Is he a dwarf?
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>>78701776
can you give the page, or the tumblr
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>>78701605
THANK YOU GLORIOUS TRIPFAG
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>>78702295
What giant fag you are. Amethyst a best, Garnet a boring sack of turtle shit.
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>>78702267
One of them is a white adolescent and the other is a nerdy Indian girl.
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>>78702234
damn.
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>>78702285
Someone beat you to it.
>>78701549
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>>78702285
Looks kawakii to me, at least its cute on model..
Not off model and DiC quality
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>>78702253
Never say never, anon
http://41.media.tumblr.com/0c494be814c4d68fefe92c4751ae8f47/tumblr_n9ak1j0Nl41qbs05go1_500.jpg
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>>78702299
I do like that it acknowledged Steven isn't human, though. He probably IS immortal in the human sense
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>>78702031
Even if I were, which I'm not, what does that have to do with anything? What obscure stereotype are you even referring to?
Literally all I did was state that I'm perfectly fine with all the gay shit and would even go as far as say I fully support it, but don't like the idea of cartoons being this sexual.
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>>78702285
She might as well have, considering the overall quality of this episode.
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>>78702254
YOU A SHIT
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>>78702287
God damn it how do you keep doing that.
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>>78702242
"So, traveler, you want to hear the story of the Crystal Gems who saved the Earth..."
"I do, ancient master."
"Them you'll have to do one thing."
"Anything."
"Bring me the bits."
"The...what, master?"
"The bits! The bits! The bits! The-" *COUGH COUGH COUGH* "ugggghh, fine Ill just tell you."
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>>78702185
>>78702055
He wasn't aging because he was acting immature and like an eight-year old. He was subconsciously stagnating his growth.
Now it will happen more gradually until he reaches his prime of Early 40s, then likely stop aging.
>>78702084
No she was the same size. You just think everyone is small because you don't see Rose as a nine-foot tall amazon.
>>
"I'M THE MOM HERE"
Hell yeah
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>>78702322
No, the beard hair confirmed he's growing up, his body just takes awhile to adjust, and he can't force it.
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>>78702189
Pearl's designation was 24601
Pearl humming/singing Stars or Do You Hear The People Sing
Garnet disapears on episodes airing at the same time as Estelle concerts
Garnet always just stands there awkwardly when offered a handshake
At one point, Garnet will remove her glasses. On the inside of them is inscribed "Believe in the me that believes in you".
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>>78702285
Her fucking head
This could have been prevented.
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>>78702302
We do, but our GMO sperm is REALLY virile.
It penetrates latex.
>>
>Implying they won't keep Steven as this state until Zach physically can't voice a young person any more
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>>78702322
>Also did this episode imply that he will stay that size forever but will still grow a beard?
No the point is he is growing at his own pace (probably). Look at how short Greg was at fucking 22.
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>>78702219
>tfw 22 and my beard grows way to fucking fast
>plus I'm black so it gets all nappy as fuck
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>>78702059
Christ alive
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>>78702161
Having a nice friendly game of "push the stick up the donkey's butt".
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>>78702342
This isn't beefy or hunky
>>
I've got the next /sug/ thread ready with the new mega in the OP.
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>>78702322
No, I think it was more his emotions that did the whole 'baby' thing then the Gem itself. Rose's Gem is pretty powerful, I doubt it would have had trouble maintaining Steven at that form.
Emotionally he wasn't ready for it, though.
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>>78702322
it depends on his mental state, as he matures as a person his body will mature as well
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>>78702344
>afraid of sex
>not an american
Why do you lie on the internet?
>>
I really want to like Pearl, but that sugar coated Jewess won't let me.
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>>78701135
Finally watched the episode.
8/10, like the last one. Pretty cute, had some neat stuff to it. Was nice to finally get into Steven growing up.
>>
Couldn't be have gotten a teeny bit taller, rather than some throwaway facial hair that will just disappear after this episode?
Also Greg and Connie are kind of assholes with that 'human beings' garbage, Greg never actually talks to Steven about his feelings and just leaves it to the gems who do jack shit
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>>78702373
nigger
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>>78701976
Hello burger
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>>78702332
>Steven
>White
White people look like Onion or Sadie
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>>78702084
She was the exact same size. She simply just took on a more "mature" appearance after Rose's death, but her overall stature stayed the exact same. Same for Garnet and Poil.
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I thought Connie was gonna kiss him when she touched his cheeks.
You think Garnet has given her relationship advice?
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>>78701645
When i see stuff like this it makes me think of how close Estelle and Rebecca are.
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>>78702373
Having to shave every day is a hassle, but I know if I slack off it'll be even more annoying.
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>>78702219
>>78702243
24, same boat. When will clean shave be fashionable again
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>>78702311
Because he's her only friend. Falling for your only friend is very beta.
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>>78702342
NERD!
>>
If Sapphire and Ruby are equal in power level, does that mean the 3x Ruby fusion last episode is more powerful than Garnet?
>>
Does anybody have access to the log-date screenshots?
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>>78702414
No. That doesn't even make sense.
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wheres the dailymotion link pls
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>>78702383
you fucking take that back
>>
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>>78701982
>possible period episode as Stevonnie
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>>78702417
>Just fuck him and he'll be yours forever
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>>78702352
>bits
>was about to post HD pic of bits old art.
>image limit.
next time master...
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>>78702407
/pol/
/pol
/pol/
>>
HE HAS SPOKEN
https://twitter.com/YongouOYander/status/684511725933051904
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>>78702417
Garnet's first and only relationship ended in the gem equivalent of wet sloppy sex only hours after they met.
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>>78702414
They'realbino
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>>78702342
http://41.media.tumblr.com/0c494be814c4d68fefe92c4751ae8f47/tumblr_n9ak1j0Nl41qbs05go1_1280.jpg
Meh
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>>78702084
Joe Johnston makes everyone super stubby and tiny.
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>>78702352
Fucking kek
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holy shit people slow downmy Prt Scr key is wearing down
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Confirmed, Garnet is the mom.
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>>78701795
No but why does Garnet hate it?
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>>78702352
Ah, you brought the bits, good.
But the bring the doughnuts my friend?
The Doughnuts. Where are the doughnuts?
FOOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF5q9y8OVbI
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>>78702431
No. Garnet is more than the two of them.
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>>78702447
nobody cares about what you think
>>
What time do the episodes normally air?
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>>78702435
Yes, it means that Steven's human type isn't white.
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>>78702288
ranking goes
Garnet for being an all around awesome person
Amethyst for being fun loving while still having a great and emotional backstory
Literally every gem that has appeared in the show or will
FUCKING
POWER
GAP
Pearl
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>>78702258
英語を話そう!
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>>78702458
Why even assume she "hates" it. It could easily just be a throwaway gag, or she could have just thought it didn't fit the mood.
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>>78702450
that's kinda hot desu anon
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>>78702285
>>78702312
actually this looks like one of katie's scenes (also Hellen is Lamar 2.0)
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>Steven stretched his body to avoid the whole "uncontrollable aging" fiasco again.
I found that neat, even though he did lose control at the end.
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>>78702439
Store doesn't take returns
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>>78702447
nobody cares about your fucking twitter faggot
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>>78702455
Like my dick amirite
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>>78699939
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>78701905
>Mary Sue
It's 2016 and you still don't know what that word means.
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>>78702373
>Being black
Why would you do that anon?
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>>78702455
nothing worth saving in this shit thread tho
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>>78702447
>Someone with a level-headed opinion on twitter
What a fucking miracle
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>>78702352
10/10
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>>78702288
>Ruby and Sapphire are better than Garnet
No. I love all three of them but no
>Amethyst
U havin a giggle
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>>78702458
IT'S A JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
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>>78701905
Garnet can't into social situations, this has fucked them over, or would've fucked them over in Too Many Birthdays and Catch and Release.
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>>78702373
>tfw 25 and my beard grows in patches that look like pubes.
>grow it for 3 months and doesn't grow longer
FUCKING I CANT HAVE ANYTHING!
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>>78702366
Greg wasn't really short, he was as tall as Pearl who was the same size as she is now.
>>
Holy shit did Amethyst really ask Steven if he had ball hair?
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>>78702455
TOO BAD!
GET ANOTHER KEYBOARD!
>>
Wait so which episode did you y'all just watch? Steven's Birthday or The Answer?
>>
I wait literal fucking months for this filler
This is suffering
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>>78702255
She's the "middle child" who had to mature into a leader fast after her mentor disappeared. The one who has to put her feelings aside so things don't completely fall apart while everyone else freaks out. Essentially, she's Cyclops.
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>>78702500
A character like Rey from Star Wars
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>>78702521
Steven's Birthday
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>>78702079
i know that wasnt really you anon
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>>78702504
except for thespeed round segment you guys created
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>>78702470
No it doesn't that literally makes no sense. Steven is the skin color of white people in real life as are most people. Onion type people clearly speak some foreign language and are not any real skin color. Pay attention you stupid fuck.
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>>78702456
If Garnet is the mom, Connie is the Jacob Black.
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>>78702357
24601?
>>78702189
"Oh my god they killed Amethist!"
"Im tired of these melonfarmin' snakes melon farming in my room!"
"BOOM!" *takes picture of face*(a headshot)
>Insert Final Fantasy fanfarre
"There will be consequenceeees!"
" First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you cleanse them with gem-corrupting fire."
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>>78702055
He'll definitely grow up but probably not beyond a young teen within the shows span. He's probably going to keep pace with connie
>>
>>78701905I do agree, though, that Garnet's character, ironically, can easily fall apart for me.
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>>78702523
If it's anything like the first steven bomb everything except the last two episodes will be filler.
>>
ORE WA UNIVERSE!
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>>78702500
People use it to describe a female protagonist who ALWAYS wins
Doesnt matter what happens she will always rise to meet the challenge and come out on top
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>>78702450
>Honestly Connie, you should just pounce him and take him as yours.
>That's illegal
>Not if you don't get caught.
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>>78701135
6/10. Still boring filler, but at least it was cute, centered mostly on Steven and actually featured all the gems.
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>>78702373
>tfw beard won't connect well at the center of my face
FUCKING GROW
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>>78702480
As expected of a shitlord.
>>
"Alright move out, I'm the mom!"
Canon, motherfuckers
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>>78702565
Yeah kinda.
>>
WHY ALL THE STEVENBOMBS HAVE AT LEAST ONE SHITTY EPISODE,FUCK YOU REBECCA
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>>78702565
ORE WASTRONGEST
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>>78702500
A character that feels like someone's perfect self-insert fanfic character. Garnet feels like she belongs in the universe so it's fine. If it just meant a character that was really strong, Goku would be a Mary Sue.
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>>78702510
Then why isn't it funny?
>Sneed's Feed & Seed formerly Chuck's
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>>78702255
I want garnet to disagree with Ruby and Sapphire.
MAKE IT HAPPEN THAT WOULD GIVE HER CHARACTER.
it could be over food or something.
Ruby likes tacos
Sapphy likes burgers they both dont really like spaghetti, but garnet does, she even sings a song.
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>>78702555
The second bomb will always be the best
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>>78701261
there's also http://mytvfree2.me/watch/cartoon-network-usa
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>>78701320
>Steven will eventually have a full, manly beard
>Steven may not have grown much when he gets said beard
DORF TRUE MASTER RACE
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>>78701955
I don't know much about intentionally gaining weight for the sake of gaining weight instead of focusing on getting stronger, but as I understand it some people have a tough time with it. Their preferences, habits, and even the natural regulatory functions of their body get in the way. For example, after gaining 15 lbs recently I've had very little appetite. It's like I'm on an appetite suppressant. Not sure about how common that is though. I haven't talked about it much with anyone with experience on the matter.
If you are having problems making gains in strength then, assuming you aren't already fit and simply reaching your natural plateau, maybe you just don't have the right weight training regime. I'd recommend lifting at least 3 times a week and a net 30-40 minutes at the machine each of those days, rotating through your various muscle groups (Monday back, core, and pecs; Wednesday arms; Friday leg day). Have a protein shake within 30 minutes after the workout.
I'm no expert, but I've lifted with people experts, and that's what I've picked up.
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>>78702581
At least we got The Answer out of the way at the beginning
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>>78702219
20.
I think the French genetics won out over the German ones. Pretty sure I'm stuck with the good old Guy Fawkes/Musketeer/Satan mustache and chin combo, forever.
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>>78702544
>24601?
Not him but it's Jean's prisoner number from Les Miserables? so maybe that's what he's talking about?
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>>78702458
Listen to 'Make her say'. Garnet wants them to dance, not fuck.
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>>78702055
His overall growth depends on his state of mind
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>>78702581
They can't all be winners desu
>>
Honestly though, was anyone else waiting for Steven to age back in the car and have it get really awkward with Connie because of his didgeridon't
>>
>tfw no gf that will love you despite your height
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>>78702600
>if i don't personally find it funny then it's not a joke
That's not how jokes work
>>
>>78702541
Why would they be called white if they are not white?
Idiot.
>>
CONNIE IS A BABY FUCKER
CONNIE IS A BABY FUCKER
CONNIE IS A BABY FUCKER
CONNIE IS A BABY FUCKER
Steven x Connie has been /ss/ this entire fucking time. ALL SHIPS IN THIS SHOW ARE BASICALLY /SS/
>>
boring ep, not absolutely terrible but very boring
>>
>>78702456
I'm so fucking sick of this in this thread, Pearl is still seen as a mom by Steven, just because she doesn't want him as a fucking baby doesn't mean she didn't care for him later on
>>
>tfw super thick beard and mustache
>tfw brown tinged with bits of gorgeous red
>tfw my fucking mustache and beard don't connect
>>
>>78702189
Jontron as a background cameo
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>>78702533
What the fuck did y'all watch it EST then? Or did you have a leak already
>>
>>78702189
I've fallen and I can't get up
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>>78702026
One day...
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/135311469122/ive-done-this-before-but-it-was-fun-so-oh-well
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>>78701542
No Gem equivalent for a human baby.
Small, fragile, unable to communicate, I guess it makes sense that they would find it hard to deal with him at that age.
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>>78702615
That's for later
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>>78702651
>>78702651
>>78702651
>>
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED, IF STEVEN CAN CHANGE HIS BODY SIZE, CAN HE CHANGE HIS DICK SIZE? HOLY SHIT STEVEN CAN PLEASE ALL THE GIRLS
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>>78702072
Their love is so pure.
>>
>>78702622
also regular steven on amethyyst after shitting on her face
>>
>>78702668
nigger what are you doing? are you trying to get us fucking banned
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EYUBQbkDBk
>tfw i will never sing with the gems
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>>78702656
inb4 that anime that has AVGN and Nostalgia Critic
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>>78702622
>Connie just stares at it while Steven blushes and tries to cover himself.
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>>78702668
Chill, we need to wait until Page 10.
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>>78701905
>Garnet
>No flaws
>Pearl has flaws as a comparison
Except Pearl's flaws are only recently shown up until the last few episodes of season 1 Pearl was never shown to have any flaws except perhaps being excitable meanwhile Garnet's flaws were visible from some of the earliest episodes.
>Pearl while mostly disinterested in humans can hold a conversation with one
>Garnet just stares blankly at mr Pizza in silence after crashing through his roof
>Pearl tries to fix Steven's tv
>Garnet just smashes it
>Pearl is beside herself when Steven is aging to death
>Garnet just starts shaking him
>Pearl doesn't like Greg but is personable enough to him for Steven's sake
>Garnet just jumps out of a moving vehicle without saying anything
Garnet is like the Goofus to Pearl's Gallant and you say she has no flaws? It's only she's more powerful than Pearl because she's a fusion and is slightly better at being maternal.
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>>78702631
PEARL WASN'T THE SSNERSON
CONNIE WAS
WEE WOO
E
E
W
O
O
W
E
E
W
O
O
W
E
E
W
O
O
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>>78702668
>being this new
>being this much of a pleb
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>>78702586
ORESANJOU!
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>>78702656
>tfw its actually somewhat likely that Egorapter could voice a guest character
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>>78702575
But her powers don't work on infants.
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>>78702373
Im black and I have a full beard. It doesn't get nappy you fucking nigger
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>>78702544
Jean.
It fits prefectly.
Funnily, so does the song Stars, sung by Javert.
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>>78702189
Some Lain references in The Message
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>>78702669
CONNIE IS A SMART SLUT
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>>78702189
Anything to MST3K. This includes:
A wrestler named rowsdower
Amethyst calling Garnet one of David Ryder's nicknames (Roll Fizzlebeef, Big McLargehuge)
Peridot saying "Oh poopie" when something fucks up
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>
>Steven fully expects that he and Connie will be married later on.
That's kind of cute.
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>>78702722
And you don't seem to understand.
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>>78702573
>>78702650
/sug/ full of low-test nu males confirmedsame
>>
Get ready forlife and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet Earth
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>>78702702
Pearl is a neuritic mess and a jerk
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>>78701506
It would have bothered me more if Garnet was the only one to succeed in holding Steven.
It's just giving props to Greg for actually raising Steven for some time.
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>>78702613
Yep.
>>
>Garnet wingmans Greg to get it on with Rose
>Garnet plays a romantic song for Steven and Connie
Garnet stop trying to get people to fuck
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>>78702189
A little kid that looks like jontron figthing whit another little kid thats look like arin
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>>78702734
same as always, page 10. Dem the rules palee
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>>78702668
DEADER THAN ROSE QUARTZ
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>>78702734
Only on Page 8; chill, friend
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>>78702734
Page 10
If you want it to happen, bump threads already on page 10
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>>78702734
Page 10, as the prophecy foretold
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>>78699895
This thread needs to be changed like Steven's non-existent diaper.
>>
I wonder if Steven will just grow at the same speed as Connie now?
>>
>>78702717
>>>r/asablackman
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>>78701135
Shit I missed, didn't I?/10
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>>78702601
You're stupid.
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>>78702764
She knows when its true love, she's just helping them get together.
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>>78702734
45~ MINS
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>>78702734
IF YOU HIT IT YOU GET IT
>>
Why did Connie look like a fucking bobblehead this episode? Her head was so proportionally big...
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>>78702691
Where. Where did this come from. How did we get this.
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>>78702744
>this foreshadows their breakup
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>>78702209
the mehest episode is always on the tuesday
is this your first stevey bomb
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>>78702729
>We go into mayor dewey's garage
somewhere in the background is a well organized gumball machine and collection of sports equipment, like a bowling pin and lacrosse stick
Or
>Two campaign organizers of dewey's who sound like crow and servo, bonus for the man running against him being voiced by mike.
>>
>>78702764
She's a pervert for sure.
>>
okay, so it seems that this is going to be a lot bigger than I thought. Should I make any changes to thisintro for v0.7?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQSozaLQ4U&feature=youtu.be
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>Pearl is a loon that goes off established behavior and everyone hates her
>Peridot is a loon that goes off established behaviors and everyone loves her
DEFEND THIS, PERIDAGS
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>>78702601
It literally cannot happen you dolt
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>>78702798
WHO TOKU HERE!?
>>
>Connie is almost 13
I thought she was 9.
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>>78702798
calm down they do that shit with Amy's head all the time
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>>78702787
Probably, he's gotta grow up with her after all.
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>>78702573
Bring back mutton chops. It is your destiny.
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>>78702815
I don't care as long as you put me in it.
>>
WE
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>>78702792
its better than retarded stupid 'treanchcoat midgets'-fags ruining garnet.
Sugilite has more of a character than garnet. She is her own being.
>>
>Whole episode takes place at a barn
>No interaction between Peridot and Connie
God damn, they missed a perfect opportunity to make a "oh my god, you don't just ask people why they don't have a gem" joke.
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>>78702787
He's been looking the same since being a 8-year-old, so maybe he'll start really changingat the end of the show
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>>78702829
ME MAN
CAN'T WAIT FOR SURPRISE FUTURE
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>>78702717
North African detected.
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>>78702815
MORE DEATH METAL!
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>>78702704
DEEPEST LORE
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>>78702815
Yes, you shouldadd the rest of the video to it
>>
>go to tumblr to try and find link for the episode on dailymotion because i'm too lazy to download it
>go to the steven universe tag
>see nothing about steven's birthday
>people are still blabbing about the answer
>me piss
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>>78702844
I'm not George Clooney
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>>78702851
ARE
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>>78702425
Even if they're great...?
And he fell for her first
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>>78702815
Beautiful desu
>>
>yfw the gems all stop growing at 12 years
>yfw the gems are all 12 year olds
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>>78702821
Make it happen.
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>>78701905
>post this
>leave
>come back
>anal annihilation
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>>78702817
Pearl has an unattractive design and isn't a joke character. She is meant to be serious and it turns out terrible.
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>>78702815
you need to have my shitty posts in it
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>>78702811
>opponent voiced by Mike
Please anon I can only be so erect
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>>78702882
>Go to tumblr on the Steven Universe tag after new episode
>Get spoiled
Who would have guessed
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>>78702866
I'M HYPE AS FUCK FOR IT BRO!
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>>78702885
GOING TO RAPE YOU
>>
>>78702885
FAGS
>>
Pearl you utter failure
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>>78702885
THE
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>>78701155
filler/10
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>>78700441
Shas'la!!
TOGETHER!
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
>>
Not even any Stevonnie? Lame
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>>78702764
She is literally fucking herself all the time. What else do you expect her to be thinking about?
>>
>Greg suggesting Stelle.
>Garnet knows that there are songs on there about beating pussy and being a freak in bed.
No wonder she smacked his head.
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>>78702874
nigger im still capping screens, gosh dang. I am capping each day and putting them into different segments within the video. my estimate is that i will upload about20 to 30 minutesof /sug/
>>
TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL
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>>78702923
for what exactly?
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>>78702851
WUZ
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>>78701645
>pearlmyethst dancing
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>>78702925
WORST
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>>78702815
"Oh shit here we go again" should be at the end of it!
and toss in a "GET ON WITH IT" joke too!
>>
jaSPRE WHEN
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>>78702815
W-what are these tears in my eyes?
>>
>>78701155
5/10 STOP DOING THE SAME FUCKING EPISODE
>>
BUT HOW WILL CONNIE AND STEVEN GET MARRIED IF STEVEN IS STILL A BOY WHEN SHE'S AN ADULT?
>>
>>78702817
Peri is comic relief and we aren't supposed to think she's a good person
>>
>>78702817
What are you talking about? Everyone loves when Pearl doesn't act like her know-it-all self.
>>78702900
If you think Peridot has a more attractive design than Pearl you are honestly mentally handicapped.
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>>78702946
GENERAL
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>>78702219
Mine will grow rapidly everywhere except on my fucking face.
On the chin,around the jaw, under my nose,and under my lip it grows like weeds but on my cheeks it never goes beyond peach fuzz
>>
Waitin' on dat mega.
>>
>Connie resting her head on Tall-Steven's chest like the submissive/feminine/hypergamous human hetero girl that she is
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>>78702817
peridot is great and lovable and pearl is literal excrement
>>
>>78702882
>fucking gay/lore material aired yesterday
>shitty filler ep today
>surprised that people are still talking about this
>>
>Connie and Steven went to second base later that evening.
>Using Garnets advice, Connie pulled Stevens hair slightly during.
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>>78702961
Move to Saudi Arabia
>>
im sorry but have the crewniverse interacted with a baby once in their life
>>
>>78702933
Holy fuck, half an hour of this place?
Youtube won't be able to handle it.
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>>78702884
that's something only George Clooney would say!
>>
If dubs, Garnet's gonna rape you all
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>>78702961
he's probably gonna grow at the same pace as her
>>
>>78702929
Stevonnie will probably appear tomorrow...maybe
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>>78702970
Gode thing its already in the thread huh? You lazy retard
>>
>>78701155
Solid 7
Fun lines, cool character development, nothing too serious.
>>
>>78702194
>tfw highschool prom, your date is grinding on you, you pop a boner, and your date feels it and laughing spouts "OH MY GOD" and continues to dance
We went as friends so it wasn't a big deal, but it's one of those memories that sticks you with you, you know?
Lesson for any underagers itt: never wear a pair of boxers to a dance that you've never danced in before. Shit gets awkward if your cargo isn't well secured.
>>
>>78702927
FUCK
SHIT
BY THE EMPEROR
JUST KEEP SHOOTING GUARDSMAN
>>
>>78702984
That would imply they would give in to the patriarchal oppression that is motherhood
>>
>>78702961
CONNIE IS 12, STEVEN IS GONNA WAIT AND AGE TOGETHER PENDEJO
>>
LIFE AND DEATH AND LOVE AND BIRTH
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>>78702882
>tumblr still hung up over "muh perfect lesbians"
Shocking news.
>>
>>78702993
Aww
>>
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN!
>>
>tfw always going to be just to late for the livewatch, but early enough to see what is was like
>>
>>78702961
He's gonna start growing up now anon, for her.
>>78702984
Baby Steven was pretty accurate. Those little fucks cry when you look at them wrong.
>>
what's tomorrow's episode?
>>
>just chilling out
>doing usual secret service stuff
>walk into the oval office
>madam president is getting eaten out by some underage jewish kid
>quickly close door
>never speak of it to anyone
>>
>>78702000
Goddammit i KNEW someone was going to do this joke.
>>
>>78703000
TRIPS DEFINITELY CONFIRMS MAYBE
>>
>>78702964
Peridot with limb enhancers was a better design. Current Peridot is about as bad as Pearl.
>>
>steven goes around the barn
>Amethyst giving a blowjob to Greg
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>>78701155
6/10, the baby Steven thing went nowhere, but at least there were cute Stevonnie moments. (I don't ship it but I acknowledge how cute they look together)
>>
>>78703034
the start of the good ones. Could've been great
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>>78702984
Are you trying to suggest that babies don't cry? Because that's all Baby Steven did in this episode
>>
JAPSER LEWDS!
LINK ME TO THEM!
>>
>>78702815
Out of all the things you could of used, and you used Band of Brothers.
I don't know whether to be absolutely livid or joyful.
>>
The best ConniexSteven episode to date.
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>>78702961
By the time they're both ready to marry, he'll be mature enough to stand by her side.
>>
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>>78703070
NO
LINK THEM TO ME
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>>78703034
Steven slips and costs Liverpool the title
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>>78703017
would steven have consciously made his entire lower body older or just stretched his legs?
discuss
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>>78703035
>HillarysPresidency2016.txt
>>
>LITTLE GEM DICKS!
BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
>BIG HUMAN COCKS!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and fuse*
>Now I know there are some gems out there that haven't tasted a human's cock!
>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their Pearls!"
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
>But most single, unfused gems don't even engage in human culture!
>I for instance recently met the Senate of Rome
>I heard one of their laws was called "Lex Acilia Calpurnia"
>More like, Lex Acilia CuCKPURNIA
>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my Pearl's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after every one of them defiled her!
*Crowd begins to cheer as all Peridots in the crowd are beaten*
>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Gems LITERALLY invented injectors and everything bad in the world!
*All the fused gems in the crowd are now being raped while the single gems are being forced to watch and suck BHCs*
>MY ARMY SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY HUMAN COCKS!
>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, GAIUS CASSIUS LONGINUS, MARK ANTONY, GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR THE DICKTATOR, MARCUS JUNIUS BRUTUS, GAIUS EPIDIUS MARULLUS, LUCIUS CAESETIUS FLAVUS AND CASSIUS DIO!
*Roman Legionnaires storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Rose is already on her knees sucking off Caesar while Antony starts delegating*
>Nulla anum latebramque petit aptumque cum legatus insinuemus ventris floruit BUTIO paremus? O homo, ego impulit matrem tuam! Lactea observate barbare!
*Rose is now being raped by Cassius D as she sucks off Brutus and Lucius*
>>
DAY
>>
AND PEACE AND WAR ON THE PLANET EARTH
>>
IS BEACHGLASS KILL?
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM POST ONCE!?
>>
When Steven does eventually grow Connie's gonna be SO into that if this episode is any indication
>>
I love how awkward Steven is when it comes to Connie. He can be a suave little fucker, but Connie can still make him blush.
>>
>>78703092
wot
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>>78702173
>scat porn imminent
>>
>>78703092
What the fuck is this?
>>
So I guess Steven fully expects to be married to Connie with that "First Boy" Line
>>
>Its a Steven X Connie episode
>with very little of them interacting meaningfully
>with Steven doing the same thing he has done in two other episodes
>And with no new progression in anything
5/10 averae
>>
>>78700020
In 50 to 100 episodes.
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>>78702468
5.30 EST. So about an hour ago.
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>>78703081
OPPOSITE DAY.
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>>78703092
wow, good job on that post.
i'm impressed.
pls tell me more.
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>>78703070
>>78703083
orangekissess on tumblr is the only blog you need.
>>
tfw age regression is my fetish
This episode was so fucking uncomfortable, but I guess that's because I'm a degenerate
>>
>>78703091
Kek
>>
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CREDIT ENDINGS?
DID THEY CHANGE YET OR NO?
>>
>>78702961
legally he'd still legally be an adult, he'd just look like a kid is all
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>>78702444
bits is my favorite drawfag GIVE ME DA BITS
>>
>>78701611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTIdOL77XKc
>>
>>78703092
aisj
>>
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>>78703118
Connie, first Female and Indian president, legalizes pedophilia to marry Steven.
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>>78703118
After all they've been through? Connie is gonna be pregnant with his kid by 15.
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>>78703092
autistic copypasta/10
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>>78702882
>flashback episode with great exposition, lore, cute romance and art
>filler that's been done before
>shocked that the former gets more attention
>>
Why does Steven have a Gamecube?
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>>78701156
I misread that as "BEAR" but we all know that's bound to happen
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>>78703107
she was thirsty af
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>>78702302
We won't if the Conservatives have their way.
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>>78702984
every kid is different, my first kid did nothing but cry and be a shit, didn't even smile till she was like 2. the next kid hardly ever cried, just smiled the whole time.
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>>78703067
>the baby Steven thing went nowhere
No way. It was penance for Steven trying to look older. He tried to look mature and the worst possible thing happened, he became a helpless baby in front of the girl he was trying to impress.
And Connie sticking with him despite being a helpless baby cursed with magical junk no one understands reaffirmed their relationship.
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>>78702373
>tfw 20 and mostly native american but the tiny polish part of me lets me grow a sweet beard
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>>78703159
Because it's spherical
>>
gems have been around along time do you think theres gem x human dating laws?
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>>78702799
CN uploaded it to official Youtube Channel.
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>>78703159
Because the crewniverse's muh nostalgia
He also has an N64
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>>78703121
So 10-20 more hiatuses.
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>>78702310
>asians can't grow a beard
What about all those Chinese masters?
>>
SEX
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>>78703083
http://orangekissess.tumblr.com/
>>
Actually, I was surprised to see Greg and Amethyst still getting along.
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>>78700020
As you once did for vacuous Rom...
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>>78702601
I want to know if that's actually possible
I have been wondering if the idea of Garnet being more than the sum of Ruby and Sapphire means that she can come to ideas or opinions that they wouldn't, is she really a independent being or really just two midgets pretending to be one person?
>>
>I like to watch you sleep sometimes, and by sometimes I mean often.
What did she mean by this?
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>>78703079
>Wedding night
>Steven feels nervous so he tries to stretch his dong a little.
>He panics and the whole honeymoon suite suddenly fills up with coiled pink bratwurst.
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>>78703187
No, they came to burn out the planet, not fornicate with the local wild life. Plus gem on gem fusion was fucking banned so what do you think?
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>>78703187
nah, to them it'd be like dating a lizard or some shit
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>>78701605
Based madridista
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>>78703195
Literally have to contemplate how hair can grow on kiwis for fifty years
>>
>there are people who actually liked this episode
distressedpoil.jpeg
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>>78703159
Because having a Wii would be pretty dumb
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>>78703186
SPHERICAL
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>>78702691
THIS IS DANGEROUSLY CUTE DESU
>>
But we already had this episode
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>>78703200
>That Blue Diamond with her Pearl
yeeeeeeees more of this
>>
>Blue Pearl
I WANNA STICK MY WEEEINER IN 'ERa
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>>78703207
means she eligible for a restraining order
>>
>>78701605
Thou Art God.
>>
How do you Diamondfags feel about the leak about giraffe gem?
>>
>>78702691
Shit, I didn't want to spoil myself, but that was cute.
>>
Hey guys, so i missed his birthday episode today, anywhere i can watch it or do i just have to wait till it replays tomorrow?? Don't want to watch the new episode before seeing tonight's.
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>>78703225
He should have a PS4, duh.
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>>78703178
Ah, didn't look at it that way. Went on a bit too short for it to feel impactful to me.
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>>78703200
>Still no decent spanking art
I live in hope
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>>78703207
Sometimes parents do this sometimes.
Its still an awkward situation though.
>>
TELL ME ABOUT IT
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>>78703159
So he can play games. Why else would he have it? To cook food with? Holy fuck, use you noggin.
>>
you're walking down the street when a spacecraft pulls you up into the sky
you're stripped, cleaned, and forced to exercise to be in tip-top shape by the time you're delivered to homeworld
then you're put up for auction as an exotic servant
what type of gem do you hope buys you
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>>78703202
Did you miss the part where they made up?
>>
JONTRON FOR STEVEN UNIVERSE 2016!
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>>78703260
not good
>>
>>78703241Asemmitril?
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>>78701605
Thanks
>>
>Reply to this comment if your female, I'm curious to know what amount of this thread isn't a sausage fest.
>>
>>78703159
he's poor
>>
>"Garnet?"
>"Yeah Greg?"
>"I need you to babysit Steven. You're the only one mature and sane enough to do it."
>"Alright."
>She puts Steven ontop of her hair and walks back to the temple.
>>
Soooo... Is Connie a pedophile?
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>>78703088
That depends on whether he was (in both aging episodes) transforming along the growth patterns hardwired into him by his human DNA or if he was simply transforming according to his conception of how humans age. If the latter then it depends on what he knows about the growth patterns of male genitalia.
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>>78703269
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
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>>78703264
ctrl-f Madrid
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>>78702353
But doesn't steven get penalties to str, dex, and sta once he goes past 25 or something?
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>>78702691
Aww adorable
>all related images are REACT TO videos to SU episodes
Fuuuuuck these are the worst. Why did this become a thing.
Past two girls one cup nobody cares about reactions.
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>>78701936
How do you know she hadn't met humans? It was 6000 years ago, there were humans about.
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>>78703211
>"What the hell, Steven? This is WAY too much sausage for my curry!"
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>>78703260
IT'S NOT THAT LONG FAGGOT
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>>78703187
The law is you're a degenerate if you reproduce any other way than the ways specified by the diamonds.
Additionally, dating outside of your designated diamond's subculture is forbodden. Fusion is for defenses only.
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>>78703286
Jasper
>>
Where can i get the new episode?
I NEED IT
>>
"Am I gonna be first boy?"
Steven's already planning to marry her?
>>
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>>78703302
She's younger than Steven so no
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>>78703206
>I have been wondering if the idea of Garnet being more than the sum of Ruby and Sapphire means that she can come to ideas or opinions that they wouldn't, is she really a independent being or really just two midgets pretending to be one person?
THANK FUCKING YOU!
THIS.
This been bugging me with Season 2, Sugilite showed signs of being an independent being so why can't garnet?
Garnet or amethyst would not kick pearl and refused to unfuse in front of steven. WHY can't garnet have her own idependant thought from Ruby or Sapphire?
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>>78701720
>Steven going on quests
>Steven getting laid a lot
>Steven gathering rare shit
>Steven wielding two swords
I love this
>>
Hold the fuck on how have we got more reaction to this episode than yesterdays
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>>78702691
God damn this was cute as hell
>>
>>78703302
I don't think she can be a pedophile when she's still massive jailbait herself.
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>>78703330
DING DING DING DING DING
CORRECT ANSWER
ANYTHING ELSE IS JUST A JOKE
>>
guys. amethyst knows what is up with shapeshifting, it's a thing she is an expert at, and she told steven that being all stretched out for a long time was bad. when she turns into purple puma she stretches herself out larger. but only for a few matches. making yourself bigger stresses your gem.
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>>78702817
When Peridot acts nicely it's a welcome subversion of expectations when Pearl does it it runs against the image people have of her negatively.
>>
>>78703318
No, a man's prime is between 35 and 40.
A woman's is between 16 and 24.
>>
TOP 10 THINGS YOU WANNA SEE CROSSOVER WITH STEVEN UNIVERSE, GO!
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>>78703287
That was hardly "making up"
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>>78703336
I think both Steven and Connie know they'll end up together some day.
>>
PERIDOT IS LOSING HER MIND CONFIRMED, THAT MAN IS A PROPHET
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>>78703356
Were you not here yesterday anon
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>>78703334
its in the thread somewhere, look for it
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>>78703374
UNCLE GRANDPA
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>>78701934
When yugo and do shit like this I have to wonder if you're a dofus.
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>>78703356
Because it sheds light on how odd Stevens biology is.
Also, because we got some cute Steven/Connie moments.
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>>78703374
Nothing, because they're cringy as fuck
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>>78703260
Uneasy, but hopeful. I mean, we didn't even expect Blue Diamond, and that bitch was gorgeous. It could be that giraffe gem is out of context, or there's something else going on like the transmission is distorted or she's stretchy or what-have-you.
Still, though. Holy shit if that really is what she looks like. How could you go from the badass in the extended opening to that tall glass of poop juice?
>>
>>78703356
yesterday's episode was the inevitable Garnet backstory episode, today came out of no where.
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>>78703374
Rick and morty.
That's about it.
>>
>>78703371
Shit, what was Dungeons and Dragons teaching us this entire time?
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>>78703356
Fetishes and bad animation today.
Yesterday was lore and good animation.
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>>78703378
This is Steven Universe, anon. In these 11 minutes episodes a lot shit has to be implied. They hug and made up, the end.
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>>78703374
Rick and Morty
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>>78703336
his behavior in open book should have made that clear
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>>78703371
>15K+ posts
>Page 8
FUUUUUUUUU-
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>>78703394
BOY DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!!
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>>78703352
>>Steven wielding two swords
Steven is strictly sword and board, or just board if there is no sword.
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>>78703374
>top 10 anything
What are you, a magazine's YouTube channel?
>>
PAGE 9
ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
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>>78703385
>her redemption is moving on its own
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>>78702691
Oh shit, someone spoiled Steven and Peri's song.
>>
I wonder if we'll ever see Jasper or Lapis singing
>>
>>78703374
MY DICK
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>>78703374
>CROSSOVER
anon crossovers are awful and gay
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>>78703374
KILL LA KILL
I
L
L
L
A
K
I
L
L
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>>78703374
Madoka.
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>>78703386
Didn't hit 1500 this quickly
Though we probably went into a new thread just after it aired
>>
>No 1080p of the last 2 episodes yet
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>>78703374
Rick and Morty
I know it will never happen, but I genuinely want to see Rick drunkenly hitting on Pearl
>"Hey hot stuff, let's get a drink"
>"You do realize I'm an alien from another world, right?"
>"Never STO-URRR-PED me before"
>>
>>78703264
Blame Sugar for the 11 minute format.
Personally, I think she chose the 11 minute format as a crutch. She created a great world with great characters, a lot of facets to explore, so she could make a lot of interesting episode concepts but she wasn't sure if she could turn enough of those into interesting 22 minute episodes that wouldn't feel drawn out or motley.
Just a theory.
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>>78703374
1.N
2.o
3.t
4.h
5.i
6.n
7.g
8.A
9.t
10.All
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>>78703374
KAMEN RIDER
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>>78703374
The Kempati
The Das Reich division
The order of Jerusalem
The deaths head guard
The Tsarist Life guard
The 99th airborne division
The 40th Soviet army
The 5th guards tank division
Legion XVI Hispania
>>
>>78703432
>14 threads between this one and Page 10
BUMP THE THREADS BELOW US PEOPLE
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>>78703440
Sugar will make it happen.
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>>78703394
I've got good news for you anon
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>>78703371
I've heard women peak around their late 20s early 30s and men at 18-24
But idk I never really looked into it.
>>
>>78703374
Backdoor Sluts 9
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>>78703426
>15K+ posts
Little too high there, buddy.
>>
>>78703374
Your small equine.
>>
>>78703368
I liked that one anon's explanation about gems having a limited amount of folded space in their gems. Which is why fusions can preserve larger forms.
>>
>>78703349
Because they have been fused so long Garnet is the being and R/S are just components
>>
>>78703460a GAME theory
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>>78701605
Contemplating naming my first born after you.
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>>78703440
lapis surely, jasper no
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>>78703440
Lapis yes, her actress is a singer in a style similar to Pearl's. Don't know about Jasper though what would she even sing about.
>>
>>78703374
CARL FROM AQUATEEN HUNGERFORCE!
>>
>392 posters
wew, lads.
>>
>>78703416
Play a better tabletop game.
>>78703475
THat's a lie women tell themselves.
>>
>>78703459
Damn right it will never happen, Rick and Morty got old fast.
>>
subs or dubs Discuss!
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>>78700462
That's not going to happen
Get ready for her to turn a 180 and be good
>>
>almost 400 IPs
We have ascended.
>>
>>78703468
Was thinking about that, but they're mostly shit and don't deserve a bump.
Opposingly, one could just make threads about real topics.
>>
What have been your favorite moments in /sug/?
Mine was whenthat anon fapped himself to death.
>>
>>78701605
Madridista, you fucking rock, man.
>>
>>78703497
I admit that 400 of these posts is just me samefagging
>>
>>78703302
If he never grows up or reverts back into a baby again for any reason, yes.
>>
I wonder how long a dick that leaked YD could suck
Why destroy Earth when you could become the world's best blowjob star?
>>
>>78703447
>>78703449
KILL LA KILL AND MADOKA A SHIT!
>>
We have a mega yet?
>>
>>78703491
I don't get it.
>>
this is a friendzone episode and you not see it. first connei was, so big and masculine and in the end was, yes i have fun with you no matter what, because you are my friend...
but in other hand, peridot is a gem too and she never going grow up neither
>>
>>78703497WE'RE BACK BABY
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>>78703510
You always watch anything with audio from the country of origin and subs in your language
that's how it works.
>>
ARE YOU READY FOR AEIOU
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>>78703374
I want Metallica to play on SU kinda like Pantera did on Spongebob.
>>
>>78703490
So this person is wrong
>>78702821
got it.
Make it happen then. Put the money where your mouth is, make garnet her own self.
>>
>>78703498
Like what? Haven't played any since DnD 3.5
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>>78703510
Sub unless the English VA's are actually good (this is rare)
Good dubs being panty and stocking, Cowboy bebop etc
>>78703522
Sharpie was interesting, so was Matt being ITT.
When did anon do this?
>>
>>
>>78703460
Sounds about right. Everytime a new lore is revealed or a character is fleshed out, it's always in small doses so people end up clamoring for more. Probably a major factor to its popularity
>>
I think if they can get Jasper to sing, that'll be her start of Jasperedemption
>>
>>78703374
Sam Hyde, aka Million Dollar Extreme.
>>
>>78703459
Also Rick shitting on all of Steven's optimism in the same way he does with Morty.
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P A G E T E N
A
G
E
T
E
N
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>>78703510
SUBS IF LIVE ACTION
DUBS IF ANIME
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>>78703546
Snake?
SNAKE?
SAAAAAAKE
>>
>>78703539
English isn't your first language is it?
>>
>>78703562
WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON
MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>78703539
You are stupid for multiple reasons.
>>
>>78703495
>what would she even sing about
a Darwinist version of Strong in the Real Way that mocks Stronger Than You
>>
>>78703556
>When did anon do this?
trap pearl, RIP
>>
>>78703562
HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
ABRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
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>>78703530
Jesus fuck no we don't need another /mlp/
>>
>>78703536
Your waifu a shit.
>>
>>78703371
>"I wonder why I'm single and so alone"
>>
>>78703582
aeiou
>>
>>78703537
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kxhil_su-steven-s-birthday_fun
>>
>>78703591
This is basically /mlp/ 2.0
>>
>>78703530
Stop that
>>
>402 posters
WEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D
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>>78703564
Holds it back in some ways and helps it in others.
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>>78703543
This. Anime can be the exception, because it's easy to lipsync with, but anything in film or live television I cannot stand to watch with dub.
Lips need to be synced and voices need to match or it annoys me to the point of distraction. That's probably a moderately autistic problem to have, but there you go.
>>
>>78703510
Indifferent for animation,depends on voice acting skills
Live action always sub. Kaiju dubs are made fun of for a reason.
>>
>>78703602
thank you kind anon
>>
>1600+ replies
>400+ posters
jesus
>>
>>
>>78703597
I have a boyfriend, actually.
>>
>>78703591
I still believe we didn't need a first /mlp/, granted it probably worked out for the best.
Steven Universe is a one time show, MLP has years of a franchise meaning it has history in the past and the future. A board for SU would be pointless, just because something can support a general doesn't mean it could support an entire board, but /aco/ and /trash/ happened, so anything could.
>>
>>78703592
>joke's on you my waifu is your waifu!
>>
>>78703592
*You're
>>
Steven is most likely going to grow up, just over a longer period of time.
>>
>>78703530
Fuck no we don't.
>>
>>78703638
I'm new to these threads. Is that good or bad?
>>
>>78703202
She was sucking his sick like the Good old days
>>
>>78703530
You're stupid and don't understand simple math
>>
>>78703650
You are waifu a shit?
>>
>>78703530
That's dumb
You're dumb.
We ain't no /vp/ or /mlp/
As great as SU is it shouldn't and wouldn't be enough to go that crazy over.
>>
Steven Hebrewniverse
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>>78703371
That's only if the male is rich and fit.
>>
>>78703651
Really? WOW ANON
>>
>>78703591
We NEED /mlp/.
>>
>>78703641
we're having some pretty decent threads and the same guy is already here
>>
>>78703651
He's got a year or 2 to understand his aging better so he can grow up with Connie.
>>
>>78703658
Usual thread have about 100+ posters and 500-700 posts
>>
>>78703323
It's quite possible she help set up the kindergarten there and saw humans then. And that's where she got the whole idea of love and individuality from.
>>
STEVEN JEWNIVERSE 3 WHEN!?
>>
>>78703638
this is what happens when the mods keep these threads banned
it causes a massive buildup and a huge flooding when they finally let us post again
really terrible idea if you ask me
>>
The Rose Quartz gem is obviously capable of supporting a a larger than human body indefinitely. Why can't Steven control it? He's making obvious progress controlling his gem in every other fashion. Did Rose forget to carry a zero when scaling his growth?
>>
>>78703591
Imagine if Steven Universe got its own board, it would be fucking ridiculous. This series is just a fad that will give way to something else eventually. Just a matter of time.
>>
>>78701690
>>78701925
The impression I got was that his age is based on his mental state. As long as he isn't fighting his true nature, he'll grow older physically, as he matures mentally.
>>
Anybody got that screenshot with Peridot on the roof and Garnet holding Greg? Did Peridot push Greg off the roof or has Greg fainted seeing Peridot?
>>
>>78703731
There is always /trash/ threads.
Though most anons don't post on there for whatever reason, I think mostly because the show isn't airing.
>>
>405 posters
>Nearly 1700 posts.
Wew lads.
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>>78703718
Nah I want more Hell Universe.
Much better than the jewniverse
>>
>>78703731
You mean like MLPG?
>>
>>78703740
Imagine how that board would be if it got cancelled
Too sad to imagine
>>
>>78703740
90% of the people here jumped the boat after Korra ended
>>
>>78703737
Amethyst said that maintaining a transformation that long would put a strain on his body, plus he has organic components that likely play a factor.
>>
>>78703737
Because Rose's body was naturally big, while Steven's power is still growing and he was unnaturally stretching it.
>>
>>78703754
I won't go there because I hate SU porn
>>
>1705 repies
>406 posters
>>
>>78703530
There is, it's called /trash/
>>
>>78703768
I don't think the organics matter to much.
It was his emotional state that did him in, thats why he reverted to a baby not say a 4 year old
>>
>>78703790
faggot
>>
>>78703754
I go there for the porn. The rest of it is just frosting on the cake.
>>
That feel when people draw jasper as ripped but they draw Rose Fat. They have the same body. Only difference is Rose's hair and her dress. Otherwise she would look the same as jasper.
>>
>>78703790
I won't go there cause it's literally a board called trash.
I'd rather go to /+co/, despite how dead it is.
>>
>>78701714
They still fear the murdecock
>>
>>78703766
Started on Steven Universe after "Breezy" 2bh
Wonder if there are more like me
>>
>>78703768
Couldn't he do the same thing they do during a regeneration and make the form concrete?
I don't understand how there can be any functional difference between shapeshifting and regenerating. If their bodies are a light projection then it has to be the same.
>>
>Not 420 posters
ISHYGDDT
>>
>>78703790
what about SU light lewd?
>>
>>78700008
which screenshot is this from?
>>
>>78703814
:^(
>>
>post number
>number of posters
WOWEEE
>>
>>78703737
Rose didn't factor in the human components. Just like how Lion has no air. She forgot people have lungs.
>>
Who's gonna ask out the other first? Steven or Connie?
>>
>tfw like the SU porn but never fap to it
>>
>>78703768
That's my question. It shouldn't be straining him because his gem is perfectly capable of sustaining a much larger form indefinitely.
>>
>>78703830
Well I think their gems are basically really fancy computers, so maybe keeping a transformation going too long puts a strain on the memory?
>>
>1726 replies
>412 posters
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>>78703850
the new preview for it could've been great (you can find it on youtube)
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>>78703862
Peridot.
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>>78703866
it makes me smile because the characters look happy but i couldnt actually jerk it even if i tried
>>
>>78703883
Still 411, numbnuts.
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>>78703821
Rose clearly made herself more feminine. She doesn't have the same muscle tone Jasper has.
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>>78703866
I rarely fap to SU, it has to be cute or close to vanilla enough to enjoy.
>>
Just 1 more thread to go.
>>
>>78703522
>that anon fapped himself to death.
Is there a screencap? I've heard multiple mentions of that, but I never saw it for myself
>>
>>78703856
And we're still on Page 9 baby
>>
>>78703894
>yfw Peridot and Connie pair upAlso, what's with people pointing out the poster count and the reply count, what's the point?
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>>78703876
There's apparently a difference between a gem's base form and their transformations.
If Steven wants to get Rose Quartz size for a long time, he has to do it by making it his base form, either by getting poofed and reforming or (more likely) growing into it.
>>
>Question, how many people thought [trash] generals were good or even decent to say the least?
>>
>>78703913
Until?
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>>78703862
Connie wears the pants in their relationship, although it won't really matter because the endgame isSteven stays permafused with Connie as Stevonnie, who looks after Earth as the new leader of the Crystal Gems.
>>
>>78703866
I think certain characters are really hot and there's some great art ouf there but I cannot fap to it, it feels wrong
>>
>>78703769
His ability control his gem is increasing in every way but one, which is weird. His gem obviously has the capacity for a larger form. The reason he just didn't widly shapeshift as a baby to the size of Rose and to the size of an ant was probably because Rose put limiters on his powers so he could explore them as he ages, but then why isn't he aging correctly now? A bug in the coding?
>>
>>78703913
Until what?
>>
Why is SU fanfiction always about Lars
>>
>>78703911
I don't find any of the characters attractive, so I'm fine with not fapping
>>
>>78703907
Are we going to discuss this again?
They have the same build, but Rose's dress hides it
>>
>>78703856
Jeez, an average of 4 posts per person in a general during and after a new episode aired.
Who'd a thunk it?
>>
>>78703949
We get to page 10.
>>
>>78703866
I can't fap to cartoons I genuinely enjoy. It's like fapping to a picture of my sister I just can't do it.
>>
>if Connie was a boy in this episode /sug/ would be crying about sjw agenda
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>>78703934
its a lot of people I guess? Who the fuck cares. They weren't there in /trash/ like the real niggas
>>
>>78703891
oh right the peridot singing clip
>>
>yfw Peridot will sing with Steven and then STAB HIM IN THE BACK
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>>78703966
Rose's arms are definitely not as muscular as Jasper's, but they're still pretty similar.
>>
post youtube poops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag6pqXsTXSw
>>
>>78703955
There are other places for fanfics besides Fanfiction.net, anon.
>>
>>78704000
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE
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New bread
>>78704016
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Does a gem have to get poofed to retreat into their gem?
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>>78704011
this one is wild as shit
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>>78700300
>dad is a rock musician mom is a rock/singer
no shit
>>78700337
>character has never sung in their life
probably purposely seeing as bre
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>>78703948
The difference is that of episode moral/lesson.
>Too Many Birthdays was about Steven not being certain what age he was on the inside, so his age fluctuated madly
>Steven's Birthday was a bit of the reverse, he knew how he felt on the inside but others made him feel like he should be different on the outside, so he tried to force that.
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>>78704013
Like fimfiction?
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>>78704011
stop that
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>>78701032
Holy shit.This is even more proof that pearl is me irl.
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>>78703992
Peridemption already confirmed anon
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>>78703159
Because it might not be the CURRENT YEAR in the show. That or Garnet used her future vision to know there wasn't much point getting the 7th or 8th generations.
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>>78703552
this except with teen suicide or twiabp
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>>78704000
So they parallel Ruby and Sapphire kinda?
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>>78704031
>>78704031
>>78704031
NEW THREAD
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>>78701905
She's literally two different people combined, some level of perfection isn't really shocking. If one of them was incapable of something there's the other to possibly field it.
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>>78704026
we page ten?
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>>78703937
The threads were good at the beginnning, then they were shit, then they were good at the end again. I dunno why I kept coming back.
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>420 posters
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>>78700441
Why are those tau so fucking close to the space marines?! This is not a good plan!
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4 MORE POSTERS UNTIL THIS IS A DANK THREAD
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>>78703862
there won't be any asking. it will happen so naturally that its like breathing.Or he'll end up with Peridot
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>>78703935
And maintaining a larger indefinitely shouldn't strain him! The limiting factors on his base form were probably put their by Rose, but the question then becomes what is causing the current hiccup?
Maybe Rose screwed up a little or maybe she wanted Steven to learn that being big isn't everything.
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>>78704063
>>78704026
>no page 10
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>>78704026
>>78704063
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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I bough Minwcraft last night and tryed it. What the hell is all the hype about? I don't get it.
Also, Opal is best and whatnot.
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>>78704000
>dating a nigger
sand nigger >>> chimp, although either way you're a genetic dead end to be stooping so low.
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>>78704000
Fuckin' race traitor
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>>78704094
Can you count, anon?
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>>78703970
I have taken this point several times with different things. Usually I just give in after a while.
I just kind of decided to accept sexualize everything after a while.
I don't condone fapping to your sister though.
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>>78704026
>>78704063
Blue Pearl Thread comes a little too late once again.
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BLAZE IT
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>Milf president Connie tells everyone Steven is her adopted son
>them fucking in every room in the White House is the worst kept secret in Washington
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>>78703971
What do you mean?
Not sure if I am an idiot but I cant see it.
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>>78700808
Looks like Crewniverse has a neck fetish
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Okay seriously are the other episodes out? Why are all these screens and clips uploaded but not the episodes?
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>>78704139I used to like MLP but ever since I stopped watching it I have no qualms with fapping to anthro ponies. Straight up ponies is still a stretch for me.
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NEW THREAD!?
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Amethyst: Elite Soldier
Jasper: Elite Soldier
Peridot: Technician
Pearl: Status Symbol
Sapphire: Aristocratic Foreteller
Ruby: Grunt Soldier
Rose Quartz: Elite Field Medic
Are we all agreed?
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>>78702000
Something similar happened in Occult Academy.
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>>78704265
No! We have to finish this.
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>>78699973
She's as QT as pearl without being a pathetic sack of shit.
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>>78701440
THE STAPLER
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>>78701605
thank you glorious based anon
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>>78702096
Holy shit that's what I'm saying, it reminds me of the Scholar box art.
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>>78704239Shame you lost the magic, cuz S5 ain't so bad. But whatever if you don't like it anymore than you shouldn't force yourself to watch it either
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>>78704277
>Status Symbol
I think you mean top slave.
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>>78704394I lost the magic after Lauren left. I couldn't bring myself to finish season 2. I guess it was once they started pandering to the bronies
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>>78704078
Because the marines used their jump packs to close the distance. If this is the battle I'm thinking it is then it's actually bait to lure the chapter master in. He and his dudes get blasted to shit and ravenfags are still salty about losing their nameless leader.
So it was actually a good plan.
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>>78700721
VA is legally fuckable
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>>78702373
I blame my dad. We've both got thin beards with empty patches the size of pennies. No moustache growth and nothing above the jawline. The only beard I can manage is a thin, shabby neckbeard.
Maybe if I'd gotten the genes from mom's side. Those beard genes are magnificent.
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>>78702512
Lift weights and raise your own testosterone you silly baby man. I've grown beard hair despite my bagina thanks to consistent weight lifting and a good diet.
Fuck. Take care of your body you shit.
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>>78703937
it was good, the spam wasn't too jarring, could use more lorefriends however, intend to go back when we inevitably get banned again
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>>78703862
They'll go for a movie like they normally do, then grab a bite to eat at the pizza place, and walk back to the templeholding hands.
After a few weeks of that, they'll realize that they started dating without realizing it.
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>>78704421
No he is correct and you are not.
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idk if i posted here yet
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>>78704239
You know I don't understand how people have issue with the ponies but are fine with caturday threads, scaly shit, zootopia shit, monster masume, etc.
Literally centaurs are one step away from ponies. And the rest of that stuff either encompasses or itself is one step away or equivalent in its own right to centaurs/ponies.
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>>78704000
Blackface is racist, anon.
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>>78701489
I can't help but picture it climaxing with Connie and Mandy having a swordfight
>>78701526
so Connie is the Lalah to Steven's Char then?
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Is the Mega giving a error for anyone else?
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>>78701684
Felicidades......
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when will steven stop looking like an 8 year old faggot?
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>>78704655
watching right now, fine on my part champ
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Wow 1800 replies. It's like the old Homestuck Generals.
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>>78701684
UNDERAGE
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>>78704696
When he stops stretching himself and mentaly grows up like in too many birthdays
so untill everyone stops treating him like a baby youre shit out of luck
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>>78703597
>Ignoring science
Men and women aren't biologically equal, educate yourself.
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>>78704714
I was just about to call you a liar then it started working but it's been at 1% for like 5 minutes. I guess the feds caught onto me.
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so i can understand the gems not knowing any better (even though they lived on the planet for thousands of years), but i would have hoped that Greg would've had the common sense to not let Garnet do that shoutout song to Steven and Connie, considering it put them in a "you pretty much have to dance now lol" position
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>>78704789
hopefullywatching lapis die will make him grow up
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>>78704789
There's going to be an arc about searching for a storyboarder who's willing to consistently draw him as an older kid.
Anyway, he can get older long enough to sleep with Connie.
Or maybe this is a sign that Steven/Connie is going to sink and he's going to settle down with a nicegem
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>>78704827
Took like a minute to download mine
Get better wifi champ
>>78704895
>through rage he becomes a full grown man and is toe to toe with Jasper
Let it happen!
>>78704900The only gems I see is peri and Lapis, and Lapis aint looking too good
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Anyone have a download for Too Far?
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>>78702933
Dude, I have faith in you
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>>78703177
>2 kids
How old are you, GRANDMA?
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>>78705023
I would also like Too far.
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The only reason Steven had a birthday was to give Greg and Connie an excuse to be around for the big midseason clusterfuck
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>steven doesn't stay older
But why, it was such an improvement. Especially the voice
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>>78700961
Yes! Yes!
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