Do Americans actually do this?

>>78677234
That top picture is like 100 years old. No of course not. What kind of idiot are you?

>>78677234
Use fireplaces? No. I don't even know anyone who has one.

>>78677234
>Whether it would be deemed a sufficient ground for divorce

and I thought people got divorced for idiotic reasons these days...

>>78677386
Nothing ever fucking changes, we just like to think that it does.

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Yeah, it's fairly common. Teachers get pretty mad about it if you do it in class, though.

I don't even know why someone would even consider that position to be comfortable. I imagine it's not good for your back.

>>78677482
Everyone has their cat moments, where something that really should be painful is fairly comfortable.

>>78677234
Not quite that extreme but I do sort of sit like that.

>>78677412
More like that actually, just with only my right leg on my desk though.
It's a bad habit I picked up when really badly sprained my ankle, and had to have it elevated constantly.
Combine that with the fact that my desk is too short and shallow to comfortably have my legs beneath it, at the height they should be, and it's become my fairly standard sitting position.

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>>78677234
>Be Canadian
>Last time I was in the states was almost 8 years ago.
>I checked out a LCS in Niagara Falls New York.
>The owner was sitting behind the counter watching Cops on a little TV
>MFW its true, Americans watch TV all the time.

Next thing he started chewing bubble gum and drinking coke. Unbelievable.

>>78677690
Canadians don't drink coke? Seriously? The hell is that aboot, eh?

>>78677234
His ass must be warm as hell.

Probably warms up his balls on a bitterly cold evening.

>>78677736
root beer is better. it's not 400% sugar

>>78677940
Americans don't drink sugar. We drink corn.

>>78677736
We drink Canada Dry. Obviously.

>>78677977
America invented something more sugary than sugar.

You're welcome, world.

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>>78677234
Fucking Yankees, putting their feet up all over the place!

Like they rule the world or something. Jerks.

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>>78678138

i sit with my legs up sometimes and now i'm baffled at how i'm so weird and why no one else does it

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>>78678159

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>>78678159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSssrirbaAE

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>>78678159

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>>78678159
Nice.

>>78677234

Putting your feet up is in the Constitution; 9th & 10th Amendments.

>>78678233
>Not even posting the best version.
Son, I'm disappoint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

>>78678233
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that.

>>78678338
One amendment per foot.

>>78678159
I love it when Japan makes a stereotypical american character. They're somehow never insulting, just funny.

>>78677234
I'm putting my feet up right now, senpai.

>>78680365

I like it when they're some strange Texan/NewYorker hybrid.

>>78677407
Well women can vote now unfortunately

>>78677977
>We drink corn.

Read this as "We drink cum" at first.

I totally do this.

>being comfortable is american
I mean, when you think about it that way the world makes so much more sense

>>78680584
That too.

>>78680365
That was made by an American, though

>>78680365
>japan makes
...anon

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>>78680365
>>78680754
>>78680777
Specifically, it was an /a/ thing. I have about 25 or so of them.

Yup doing it right now

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>>78680817
>>78680365
We are impossible to insult, however. I mean for fuck's sake, even North Korea makes us look amazing.

Yes, but not that high up

>>78680878
>furries
That's a pretty big insult, anon. The worst, even.

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>>78680947
You don't know about Squirrel and Hedgehog?

>>78677234
not literally above my head but my feet are on my desk right now

>feet elevated above the head
>above the head
I think people are missing this part. Everybody puts their feet up on footstools (and perhaps coffee tables and desks if they're uncouth) that wouldn't have been anything much for Europeans to comment on. But to take it to that kind of extreme just seems genuinely bizarre.

>>78681055
What's weird about that? Provides a good stretch.

>>78681055
it's taken to a comical extreme, but putting feet up on desks and tables is fairly common practice in America

>>78680947
I've seen a gif of four of those guys letting a jeep drive up onto their backs then catapulting that fucker into the air. We're amazing in that North Korean propaganda cartoon.

>>78681237
No joke. I'm not entirely sure who that propaganda is really for.

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>>78681237

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>>78681291
I need to go enlist and buy some war bonds right this second!

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>>78681282
It sure as hell makes the case that America is awesome. Plus, those wolf soldiers aren't a bunch of stick-up-the-ass humorless fucks like the Flower Hill guys.

>>78681359
And I'm not about to post it, but good lord, their WOMEN.

>>78680777
His point still stands.

>>78681282
>>78681359
Well, we're the bad guys. The bad guys are always cooler.

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>>78681394
Actually, I think she's supposed to be a British liason?

>>78681459
I think that was just a /co/ theory, since she's a different species. As far as I know that started only as speculation.

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>>78681478
Oh, I see.

>>78681291
>>78681359
Oh god, the North Koreans are gonna be disappointed when they see us in action, that we are not half as badass as they portray us to be. I feel bad for them.

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>>78681671
> we are not half as badass as they portray us to be

>>78681671
Speak for yourself.

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>>78680365
>They're somehow never insulting, just funny

Usually a combination of both

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>>78680584
>>78680724
True

>>78681862
Is that what they're calling jizz these days?

>>78677234
Wait, people in other countries don't put their feet up? Even in their own homes? That is sad, you guys don't know what true comfort is.

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>>78681671
>Implying we're not that badass.

Do you not understand what "World Superpower" means?

The picture is clearly an exageration. Americans lean back and put their feet up.

>>78681860
I actually really liked Apollo's backstory. The scene where he looks back on his past and the others tell him why Panther never left is great.

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>be American
>go to Canada
>hungry but don't have any Beaver Bucks to buy myself a maple syrup snowcone
>walk into a person's house because front door is unlocked
>man in the living room throws down his bagpipes and shouts "egad, guy, get oot of me hoose!"
>"what are you going to do, shoot me?"
>take his bran cereal because frosted flakes and oops all berries are illegal in Canada
>mfw everything Michael Moore told me was true

>>78681986
Lot's of Canadians have guns though. It's mostly just shotguns and hunting rifles.

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>>78678233
>>78678403
I have something to trump both of your posts.
https://youtu.be/4Ah2I166f_U

>>78682019
he was probably so high on prescription meds he forgot the combination to his moose rifle case

>>78681942
Well we have bad ass machines

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>>78681936
Of course we do. We just have furniture specifically for that purpose because we're not so uncivilised as to put our feet on tables or desks we might damage or knock things off by doing so.

>>78681986
You forgot the bit about milk bags.

>>78680463
Did someone say Texan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nujP0ghAoho

>>78682123
do you have one of those at your desk too

>>78682123
Pfff we don't have shit like that because we have coffee tables.

>>78680365
The girl from Ai Yori Aoshi was introduced as an american that way

>>78680365
The American pilot from G-Gundam was great. That show was racist as fuck, Mexico was called Tequila Gundam and the Netherlands was a walking windmill.

>>78681860
For some reason a lot of Japan's really unflattering portrayals of Americans involve us having a an irrational contempt for the Japanese specifically, like it comes up in everyday casual conversation for us.

It's so far removed from reality it's always kind of jarring to me.

>>78681860
>When did I start hating football?
Damn good character, I don't think their was any genuinely evil character except maybe Mr Don but he was more of a egocentric jackass. Even Agon got redeemed.

>>78681986
Guns are more common than you think. You just need a license, which entails taking an afternoon seminar and signing a slip of paper that says "I definitely won't shoot anyone, I totally promise".

It's just considered impolite to shoot people. If you're going to commit murder in Canada, proper etiquette is stabbing, strangling, or feeding the victim to pigs. There's not sport in just shooting people.

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I'm still, as an adult, having trouble understanding why Americans don't take their shoes off when they enter someone's house.

When I was a kid, I visited the States with my family for a convention, and we wound up visiting this family-friend's house. We walk in, I bend down, start unlacing my runners, and everyone just fucking stares at me like I whipped my dick out.

What possible reason would there ever be to NOT take your shoes off at the door?

>>78682559
it's probably because of grill/barbecue culture

>>78682559
because adhering to decorum like that isn't important
my family keeps their shoes off most of the time, but if we're having a party, we don't expect the guests to just pile up their shoes in the coatroom. that'd be retarded. you vacuum the house as part of the post-party cleanup anyway

>>78682252
It's a remnant of the past. You couldn't mention the Japanese in the US during the 40s and 50s without being met with a hiss.

>>78682610
Then you buy a goddamn shoe rack. They're like $10 at Wal-Mart.

It's just filthy and fucking rude, tracking all kinds of dirt and shit into people's homes.

>>78682664
that's what doormats are for

having people standing around at a party in socks just looks silly

>>78678567
>>78678567

Precisely!

>>78682624
Well, yeah. That's what we do. We go overboard hating our enemy of the moment. The minute any kind of conflict is over, we stop giving a shit and consider everyone our friends again. Happened to the Koreans (South, at least), happened to the Vietnamese, happened to the Russians, and it will happen to the Muslims once they stop blowing themselves up.

>>78682664
I don't think you understand.
It's not rude. We, as the hosts, expect that people will wear their shoes inside and don't mind it. And, again, we clean up the floor afterward.

>>78682559
Most people do though, at least in the midwest.
It's considered impolite to track dirt Ito people's houses.

>>78682559
Feet stink, and taking off your shoes is incredibly casual. Do that in your own home or if you're staying the night. Keep your fucking feet locked up otherwise. Worse case scenario, dirt and mud can easily be cleaned and nobody has to smell it in the meantime.

>>78682559
foot odor

I'd rather have a shoe print on my floor, than foot odor in my air.
Also you're going in and out and in and out in most social gatherings. Why keep putting them on and off.

>>78682764
this, I bet >>78682559 washes his feet in the thames

>>78680365
God bless those lovable Japs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0dTG1_x-K8

>>78682820
I'd buy two hotdogs from that guy.

>>78682764
>>78682781
Welp, time to convince my sisters to stop wearing their converse shoes so I can smell dat sweet ass feet odor of theirs.

>>78682700
Unless it's your embarrassing uncle on facebook.

>>78681860
http://video.fc2.com/content/20110717ECAYpNqy/

This is one of my favourites.

>>78683128
By and large, at least.

>>78681860
I need to read Eyeshield 21 again. It was really very good until the end.

>>78682559
Your experiences are different than mine. Here in the north midwest, we always seem to take our shoes off. Probably because snow and slush are everywhere, and not something even the most inconsiderate person wants to track into peoples' homes.

>>78683257
Oh, well snow and rain are different. You take your shoes off then.

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>>78677234
I'm doing it right now

>>78683300
huh. Upside down. Oh well.

>>78683300
He said Americans, not Australians.

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>>78682820
Gotta love how Americans all have their own personal cheerleading squads.

>>78683340
How would you ever get anything done if you didn't have a personal cheerleader squad?

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>>78683420
That sounds downright un-American.

>>78682559
Your guest shouldn't have to adhere to any rules. Forcing them to do anything is just being a bad host and really very impolite. You should only have to take your shies off if your shoes are caked in mud/water. Otherwise, any miniscule amount of dirt or dust is the host's problem to clean up. It's all about courtesy towards your guest.

>>78682251
> Mexico was called Tequila Gundam
As a Mexican, I find this hilarious.

>>78682559
Feet stink, yo, and unlike some of the people here, the rest of the world doesn't like that smell.

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>>78682820
> C'MON BABY, don't be cruel ya FUCKIN cowboy!
> Ah, FUCK ya very muchah. HEY, are ya FUCKIN lonesome tonight, ya FUCKIN cheer FUCKIN girls? FUCKIN hot dogs for sale! FUCK yeah!
Oh lord my sides.

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>>78678159
God bless, gaijin-kun!

>>78682559
Maybe in the 90's. It's shoes off everywhere these days

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>>78682820
Oh my god.

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>>78683994
I really think it depends on whose house your in. My mom does not tolerate shoes in the house so when I go to anyone elses I take them off. When people show up at my house they try and walk around with shes on and I tell them to take them off

>>78683994
The fuck do you consider everywhere?
The only houses or apartments I've seen hosts insisting on guests taking their shoes off were the ones that had carpet floors. And that's rare 'round here nowadays.

>>78683994
>It's shoes off everywhere these days
I have never experienced this. Where do you live?

>>78682764
>>78682781
Ah, but your feet wouldn't stink if you didn't keep them confined in shoes all the time.

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>>78684148
anon bringing the HEAT

>>78684148
So are you saying you'll be barefoot until the very moment you arrive at my house, put on shoes, knock on the door, and then take them off in my entryway? Because if you aren't doing that, then keep your shoes on.

>>78684181
I uh no? I don't wear shoes at home, and I have an office job so I wear sandals at work, and my feet don't stink (I just checked).

>>78684252
Not to you. Everyone is used to their own smell. You could fresh out of the shower having just toweled your feet, and I still don't want to fucking smell them.

>>78681860
>>78682252
I remember that one American character in Getter Robo Go who was SUCH A MASSIVE RACIST because his dad's factory got fucked over by CHEAP JAPANESE GOODS.

I HATE THE NIGGERS, THE SPICKS, AND THE CHINKS!

He ends up fucking the Japanese pilot

It was hilarious

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>>78683340
Gary was American?

>>78684478
Of course! How else could he be so cool?

>>78684494
AMERICA WAS HERE

JAPAN IS A LOSER

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>>78681862
>Every last one of them's plain to uggo and almost half are neonheads

>>78684580
That's a pretty poor choice of picture considering Ol' Ben would have no qualms about tapping every single ass in that picture.

>>78685074
You know there's very little indication he actually was promiscuous, just that women loved him.

>>78685074
>wanting to fuck all these college age girls

Everyone knows Benny always went for the properly aged wine.

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>>78681942
Wow, 17 planes, one helicopter and some boats.
That's some real shock and awe right there. I think that's almost as many as the Finnish navy has.

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>>78685450
Military wank in general is retarded, but saying the US doesn't have a huge fleet is just as stupid.

>>78685450
According to Wikipedia that is about the same number of boats the Finnish navy has give or take a few, except most of the Finns boats are just mine layers with some fast attack craft mixed in.

>>78685450
the finnish navy has three aircraft carriers capable of projecting force across the globe

???

>>78677234
they can't, they are too fat now

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>>78685325
Franklin knew what was up.

>>78685546
Wait, what is that sailing ship in the middle right? Next to the AUSTIN Class? Is that the USS Independence? Do we still consider that an active vessel in the fleet? And if it's not, what the hell sailing ship do we consider an active part of the fleet?

>>78683994
it really seems to depend from house to house, imo.

Asians are more stringent about it, I noticed. I don't really care that much, that's why I have a doormat so people can wipe they're shoes before coming in.

>>78686782
Cougars can't bear children, what's the point

Take your STDs like a man

>>78681862

So, uh, the types of men they're against are those entrenched in toxic masculinity. They type of guy that wouldn't cry because it's seen as weak.

>>78687074
That's not the point, they just want boys to cry because fuck them for their forebears having historically gotten a better deal.

>>78686815
It's the USS Constitution and yes it's still an active vessel in the fleet though a museum ship.

>>78687074
>the types of men they're against are those entrenched in toxic masculinity
Try again. The types of men they're against are the sub-betas they actually stand a chance of winning any battles against. Why do you think it's traditional 'geek' pastimes like comics and vidya they expend all their effort attacking? This whole internet feminism thing is basically just a way for girls to extend high school bullying into adult life.

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/a/ pls

>>78687064
They can't bear children, that's the point.

>>78687877
Then why wear a condom

>>78677234
Even when I try not to put my feet up on my desk, within 30 minutes I'll realize I'm doing it.

Is it my 'Murican genes?

>>78680817
25? I've only seen like 8, is there a place that has them all?

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>>78683906

G Gundam is hilarious because they make fun of everyone.

>Mexico has the mighty Tequilla Gundam and their colony is a giant sombreo in orbit

Canada even had a lumberjack gundam, with giant axes and a toque.

I feel sometimes like the Japanes WANT to insult Americans but they just end up complimenting us instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x39Jp-z61M

No, of course not, that's stupid, I don't think I've ever even s.... oh, wait. I'm doing it right now.

>>78688025
Where the fuck is my gunpla and Tequilla Gundam?

>>78678403
This should replace our national anthem and the video played at every stadium.

I am 100% serious.

>>78677234
It's comfortable. takes pressure off your feet and allows your heart to relax because its not fighting gravity as hard.

>>78688773
It's not good for the back, though.

>>78685074
>Ben Franklin had no standards
Gentlemen, this is a great day. I'm proud to be here with you, witnessing the birth of a new bar for "high as balls".

>>78688853
well neither is autofellatio BUT IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD

>>78688025
>Dutch Gundam is a fucking windmill

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>>78681986
>having to buy a maple syrup snow cone.

>>78677736

It's not contained in a plastic bag. Bottles are for fags, eh.

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wish i posted this when everyone was still here.

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how has this not been posted yet?

>>78689294
fuck i lost after the first post, but i don't have time to read all that.

>>78687074
It's a joke dude

>>78677736
They do, but it's called Kraft Beverage up there...

>>78680817
please post the rest, these are amazing

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>>78688073
I'm pretty sure that's what most people do. It never really works because by and large Americans fucking love stereotypes. Both of other people and of ourselves. I mean, this is obviously an insult, but I look at this and all I can see is a guy having the fucking time of his life.

>>78688007
4chan. It's where I got mine. But I'll share:
http://imgur.com/a/G23rS

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>>78688073
Reminder that the Japanese made the single most American game ever.

>>78690832
>this will never be localized

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>>78690765
I'm confused as well

>>78691288
This really is a better system though. Make the few teachers pack up their shit and move instead of making the many students do it. I always hated having a "the bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you" teacher and having to be late for my next class.

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>>78691288
>>78691349
SO THIS IS WHY JAPAN MAKES SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT HOMEROOMS! I always found it odd, how in Jap games and what not they care about having the same homeroom. It doesn't mean much if you only have that one class, but if that sets you up with a guy for the whole day, it makes sense!
You learn something knew everyday, thank you /co/

>>78691349
What about the classes that require supplies that are unique to that subject?
>take a chemistry class
>every room has to keep chemistry supplies
>take a computer class
>every room has to have a set of computers (this might not be a problem now or in the near future)
Do they not have interesting electives?

>>78691288
>>78691349
>>78691504
This was the system in the Catholic school I was in until college.

Maybe it's a European thing Japan picked up?

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>>78691548
No, they have clubs.

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>>78691571
>they don't have both

>>78691548
do they even have electives?
if they stay in the same room doesnt that mean the whole class takes the same subjects?
at my school we had like 5 languages to choose from

>>78689001
That shit's awful, your hand melts the syrup in a minute

>>78691349
>>78691288
I'm European;
we got that system too,
well, MOST classes happen in one room, teh classroom,
then there are other classes which have to be done in other rooms:
>chemistry, home economics, gym

>>78685450
Finland is right next door to Russia. They need to have a huge armed force or they'd be invaded in a heartbeat.

>>78685450
Pretty sure that B2 cost more than you're entire navy.

>>78682370
Do Canadians apologize with each stab, or do they save up one big apology for the end?

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>>78689594

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>>78681862
Damn those bitches really love them some jizz.

>>78684148
This guy knows, having your feet in shoes all time is what causes them to stink or at the very least exacerbates the problem.

>>78691948
Nah they can take down Russia while not even having half as many troops. It happened before and they turned the warfare into an Olympic sport.

>>78693579
They beat off a Russian invasion at tremendous cost to their own country, and might not have succeeded if Russia hadn't been caught up fighting WWII at the time.


There's a reason why every last Russian neighbor in Europe (except dictatorial Belarus) wants desperately to join NATO and escape the choking embrace of the Russian bear.

>>78678159
>mfw I am friends with the artist

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>>78694085
Get him to make more.

>>78682559
I think it's because there's shorter winters and thus less chance of tracking snow into the house.

Yes, absofuckingloutely, all night while I'm at work. Comfy as shit.

>>78682559
We actually pave stuff and dont track mud in you filthy fucking 3rd worlder.
Thanks for making my shoes btw.

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>>78694134
actually fucking laughed

I do usually, generally I'll have netflix running on my laptop in front of me with my TV on the left while I play video games, usually with my legs up on the desk

>>78677991
Canada Dry a shit, Vernor's is superior

>>78694151
>shorter winters in the States

Only in the South. The North (except for the West Coast) has much worse winters than Europe.

>>78682559
If it's been raining or snowing, you take them off.

If it's dry and you haven't been wallowing in mud for the last few hours, you leave your shoes on.

>>78678403
That accurately sums up why I love being an American

>>78681282
North Korean propaganda is weird, NK's always shown as weak compared to the big badass USA.
NK never shows itself conquering the world or anything, probably so the people don't get any unrealistic expectations. The NK gov't would rather maintain a tense standoff then push things into outright war.

>>78694384
>Only in the South

And even then it's still too fucking long. Winter is 3 months of Hell and 2 months of discomfort. I just wish it was spring/summer all the time.

>>78694427
This. It's a very simple concept, and it's pretty universal in my experience.

>>78677234
Of course all the time.
>>78677373
How dear you insult our traditions, you fopdoodle.

>>78694497
Me too. I wish I could be a snowbird and just live in South Florida from January till April.

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I'm not gonna say these are perfect.
But these are perfect.

>>78694471
>North Korean propaganda is weird, NK's always shown as weak compared to the big badass USA.
Think the idea is to make themselves out to be scrappy underdogs.

>>78681862
Male tears are mugs, female tears are those gallon sized water bottles

>>78691571
always wonder about this
doy you must have to be in one club ?

>>78694590
>>78694497
I often feel like I'm the only person who likes winter. I love the snow, and I love the cold. Summer sucks shit. It's too hot, the sun is too bright, your power bill doubles because of the AC, and it takes way too long for the night to start. Fuck summer.

>>78694699
I live so far South we don't even get snow. It's just barely above freezing, raining and windy all the time. I'll gladly take 100+ degree weather because I'm so used to it I'm not even bothered by it anymore.

>>78678159
I was living in a sharehouse in Japan a few years ago with a bunch of other gaijin. I was having an argument with the Chinese guy about rights and he made the comment that we weren't in America. This was my response. He was absolutely livid.

>>78677736
We drink Tim Hortons coffe.

>>78690855

It localized itself. The dumb fucks just never released it over here.

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>>78688073
>mfw the Japanese are making themselves the assholes in this scene

>>78694134
I read that in Jon Benjamin's voice for some reason. I think it was the 'God Damn' at the end.

>>78694699
>using AC in the summer

All you need is a good ceiling fan.

You can go outside in the summer! You don't even need to prepare beyond some sunscreen or a hat! In the winter you have to spend a half hour bundling up and then shiver the entire time you're outdoors.

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>everytime I rest my feet up above my waste they fall sleep after a minute or two

>>78694615
But what about all the Korean edgelords who like Cobra more then GI Joes?

>>78682820
FUCK you very much!

I should use that.

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>>78689294
>>78689221
HOLY FUCK
>>78689457
Worth it, I haven't laughed that hard in fucking ages

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>>78694134
Here you go, I talked to him on skype.

>>78685450
What are you even saying that CBG has upwards of 350+ aircraft, possibly more, and cost more than most of the world's militaries. It is on its own deadlier than 100% of the rest of the world's navies. Each of those Missile Cruisers carries upwards of 80 VLS cells (possibly more) and is supported by the most comprehensive logistics network any military has ever seen. That Carrier Battle Group is the deadliest thing ever put in the water.

>>78694895
I guess that comes down liking the cold.

Going outside in the summer is miserable for me. Light t-shirt and shorts, but it's still too fucking hot. I can't just walk around nude, and even then it would be too hot. Winter, on the other hand, is the best time to go outside. Grab a jacket and maybe some gloves. Good to go. If it's really nuts, like in the negatives with a wind-chill, just wear an extra shirt and extra socks. You can always put on more clothes, but there's only so many you can take off.

>>78694895
Fuck that shit. When it's 110 degrees outside a ceiling fan won't do shit.

>>78677234
American here. Where I'm from, people often drive in that position.

>>78695044
I've done it on cross-country trips before. Thank you cruise-control.

>>78695028
>110 degrees outside

I said I wanted to be in Florida in the winter, not in the summer.

>>78695016
>Just put on 20 layers, it's not that bad!

>>78683884
1000× this, it is most common rationale that I believe most people where I'm from have on the subject.

>>78695083
How thin is your skin? You only need two layers. Three if it gets below -10. It's not like you're trying to scale Everest.

>>78681860

That's not Texas Mack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nujP0ghAoho

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>>78694961
wew lad

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>>78690832
Someones clearly never seen the new guy on the block for that title.

>>78695114
How fat are you? I don't have insulating blubber.

>>78695075
Absolutely, ever driven through Nebraska? It sucks

>>78694961
Fucking new Gaijin-kun posted to /co/? God damn!

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>>78689221
>Korea

LOL

>>78695139
The Japanese just keep making us look awesome, thanks Japan

>>78695212
Get some. Walrus it up for the winter. It's great.

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>>78695139

>>78695180
Wew?

>>78695245
But the winter is when I stay indoors working on my beach body.

>>78695241
>>78695260


I forgot that Mic Sounders, the coolest robot ever, is also American.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdLRbhpWYiI

>>78695228
They need to engage in some glorious hatefucking and create the master race.

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>>78689221
>>78695228
gatdayum, why do the koreans hate the japanese so much?

>>78695267
That's what spring is for. Go outside and run to prepare for summer. Look good for summer. Start eating like a fat asshole in autumn. Enjoy warm insulating fat in winter. Just oscillate like 20 to 30 pounds depending on your height. It's the way to go.

>>78695228
Holy shit

>>78695304
Google it. There's way too much to cover in a post here. Lot's of brutal history there.

>>78695016
Are you me?

>>78695304
>You will never hate someone as much as the asian countries hate each other

>>78682251
>cactus armor
>robo-sombrero

dope

>>78695348
war crimes? i know they committed alot in china but i didnt know they did it in korea too

jesus, they commit all of these war crimes and then deny it? no wonder korea and china fucking hate japan

>>78695304

Japan annexed Korea and made them their bitch. Korea is super bitter about this.

> Thus, when Japan sent troops to Korea and annexed it in 1910, Japanese military leaders celebrated the annexation as the restoration of the legitimate arrangement of antiquity. For the next 35 years, Japanese occupation forces tried to eradicate Korean culture and to replace the Korean language with Japanese in schools. The effort was a consequence of a centuries-old attitude of disdain. Nose tombs in Japan still contain 20,000 noses severed from Koreans and brought home as trophies of a sixteenth-century Japanese invasion. Not surprisingly, many Koreans loathe the Japanese, and their loathing is returned with contempt.

http://discovermagazine.com/1998/jun/japaneseroots1455/

>>78677386
>sitting with the feet elevated above the head
>idiotic reason
you must be one of those rabble-roused americans

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>>78695139
I prefer the original

>>78678403
>be an international super power
>have an unsustainable, bloated, runaway military budget causing massive debt
>be a degenerate mass of impropriety and disgusting, self-destructive debauchery
>don't fuckin care
>tell the rest of the world they just have to fuckin deal with us
Ah, I love America. It'll be fun to see where we go in my lifetime.

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>>78682251

Basically, Bandai wanted a goofy show with national stereotypes fighting each other after Victory Gundam, which is dark as fuck, failed.

Most of the staff quit after seeing the designs, but Imagawa the director said, "This could be fun." He then asked if he had money to travel around and do research and Bandai said no because they are Jews. Imagawa then patterned everything off movies he had seen. The part in Russia is based off Alcatraz from the Rock.

>>78694895
>he takes a half-hour to bundle up

Oh you silly heatfags. How will you ever survive the imminent Second Ice Age?

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>>78695437

He shows up in Armageddon, too.

>>78695139
The best part is I could totally see us naming our giant robot Texas Mack.

>America hid a giant gun on the grounds of our embassy just in case our giant robot ever needed to fight in the area

>>78682559
because only uncivilized nations with mud in the street have the culture to take off the shoes
>What possible reason would there ever be to NOT take your shoes off at the door?
not having mud in the streets

>>78682559
maybe it's normal but your feet just smelled really bad.

>>78695322
Plus you never know when you're going to get snowed in and have to rely on your own fat to make it to the spring.

>>78691638
>Touching it with your hand
You're doing it wrong. Sugared Snow is fuckin cash.

>>78681860
That guy seems racist at first, then you find out his backstory and how he ended up that way, and then he's actually a good guy all along.

Its a thing with shounen stories; when a guy who the MC will be fighting against first shows up, you gotta make him look intimidating and evil somehow. But then partway into it they make him sympathetic somehow.

>>78695304
Basically, Japanese Culture took A LOT of cues from Korean Culture. But then, during World War II, Imperial Japan invaded, killed and raped everybody, possibly in that precise order, and did a bunch of shit to try and wipe out Korean culture.

Then we dropped the bomb on them, took over and Korea never got their revenge for all the raping, killing and forcing kids to learn Japanes. Which I can only assume would've been, raping, killing and forcing the kids to learn Korean, because there is something in the water in Southeast Asia.

>>78688073
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SUS

>>78682624
It may have a bit to do with the American occupation of Japan after WW2, as that led to a long period where the only Americans the Japanese would interact with were soldiers, many who likely didn't want to be posted in such a different country, so that kind of culture gap leads to resentment on both ends, and since one side is made up of tough, agressive soldiers, they likely had issues with American troops throwing their weight around.

Tack that onto the post WW2 programs the Americans ran, which were for the benefit of the Japanese people, but were so Western in their conception it felt like an assault on their culture. Imagine a life where you only eat rice as a staple food, and then suddenly a foreign government says you have to feed your kids some European stuff called "bread", because post-war rationing makes rice scarce.

Americans get depicted as arrogant towards Japanese, because of past circumstances. Same way the Chinese view the Japanese as either mustache twirling villains, or savage thugs. Or why the French and English loathe each other. Or why Middle Easterners distrust Westerners. Or why Hutus kill Tutsis.

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>>78695742

Japan managed to go on a huge imperialist murder boner for most of the 20th century, honestly. Then America managed to traumatize their culture for decades.

>>78695742
Then the Japanese government had the gall to deny that any of the aforementioned raping, murdering,and attempted cultural cleansing happened. To this very day.

>>78682559
Cowboys remove their footwear before entering a house, and that's only because they're boots are usually caked in shit and mud.

Of course it's common courtesy to remove obviously dirty shoes, but it's honestly nothing to get ass-pained about if you actually take care of your home and vacuum at least once a week.

And it's only up-tight females who get super pissy about shoes on carpets, and that's usually because their neurotic moms beat it into them.

>>78695875
Why do people have such a problem with harnesses for toddlers anyway? It seems like a brilliant idea to me.

>>78683884
Courtesy is not a one-way street. A guest should respect their host's home, just as much as a host should be welcoming towards their guest.

But then, I live in Canada, where we don't track dirt into each others' homes like filthy American savages.

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>>78695858

A lot of the older Japanese are still bitter about the US using Okinawa as a giant aircraft carrier to this day.

But on the other hand, Japanese politicians visited the tombs of what are essential war criminals and only recently settled the comfort women issue.

>>78695884
But they said they were sorry.

>>78695955
So you're telling me you don't have savages in Canada?

/co/ - /pol/'s Nerdy Little Brother

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>>78696100
not really

it's fucked up how many people in japan deny the war crimes of WW1 and WW2

i live in Texas, and all throughout my life i've been taught that what we did to native americans and blacks was wrong. In Germany, they they've made it their life mission to teach about the holocaust and to never be aggressors ever again

so japan really doesnt have a fucking excuse

you know why 90% of bruce lee movies have japanese main villains? it's because china fucking hates japan for not apologizing

>>78695884
Yeah it's pretty much the opposite of what happened in Germany. The German people had the consequences of the Holocaust shoved down their throats forcibly by the allies, many military officers and civilians were forced to tour the camps while someone broadcast constantly over the loudspeaker about what happened within them. It was made clear that the Holocaust wasn't just the Nazis fault and that all of Germany shared responsible for it, which is the attitude Germany holds to this day. Meanwhile in Japan the US either wasn't fully aware of or didn't care as much about their war crimes so the Japanese were free to bury, forget, deny, or justify their deeds however they wanted.

>>78695219
Mary-senseii x Gaijin-kun crossover when?

>>78696100
Actually I don't think they've even done that, no wonder Koreans hate them so much. I know I would if someone conquered my country, tried to kill and/or rape my friends and family, attempted to destroy my entire culture and then tried to deny it ever happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIZLdclRws

>>78696257
people in Texas recently published a textbook that referred to slaves as migrant workers.

Not really dissing Texas or the US because I think American History is taught pretty well, but just saying it's a slippery slope and there are in fact groups of Americans in politics today who would be more than happy to overlook or misrepresent the history of native americans and black people in America.

>>78696257
To be fair China and Japan's hatred of each other goes a long way back, as do Korea's and Japan. WW2 is just the most recent time they tried to kill each other. But yeah Japan doesn't really feel bad for anything it did during the war, which is pretty fucked up, hell even America admits it made interment camps and imprisoned people there without reason or trial.

It's weird, most modern nations older than a century or two freely admit that they've done fucked up things in the past and feel bad about them, but Japan doesn't really seem to feel guilt about anything it's done. As far as many Japanese are concerned Japan hasn't really done anything bad aside from being on the wrong side of a war.

>>78696714

i can't say i'm surprised. I live in Dallas, which is one of the more liberal parts of the state. But it's things like what you just said that constantly remind me that i live in the south

>>78696767
I hate Dallas, but at least you aren't Austin

>>78696271
The Korean War coming right on the heels of WW2 had a lot to do with the US not giving a shit what the Japs did to the Chinese/Koreans We had already nuked their shit up, then an even more dangerous monster reared its head.

>>78695916
It's a great idea. The kid can't wander too far, but they still get to move around a bit on their own and aren't annoyed at having to hold mommy or daddy's hand.

>>78695972
>mexico food is good
Damn right.

>>78696888
trips confirm

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>>78695972
>mexico food is good

How do japanese people feel about mexicans?

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>>78696748

Because Japan is probably more ethnocentric than any other country. America assumes it's the best country in the world and everyone else can go fuck themselves, but you can live in Japan for decades and not be considered Japanese if you aren't pure nipponese.

>>78696767
My mugga! I go to SMU! What part of Dtown you in?

>>78696271
That has a lot to do with who got to Germany first: the Russians. The Soviets loathed the fascists, and the fascists hated the guts out of the Soviets. When Russia finally steamrolled their way into Germany, they did their damndest to reinforce how bad Naxis were (while also raping as many German women as they could; as quoted from Ich War Neunzehn by a German woman to a Soviet officer, "Better to sleep with one than with many"). There many Soviet trials that were showboated and exaggerated to reinforce how bad a fascist government was.

When Americans got to Japan, and we discovered all the crazy shenanigans they were up to, we asked for their "research" data and told them to go home.

>>78696824
Eh I think it had more to do with the fact that most of the Japanese's war crimes took place in Asia so the US didn't really encounter them in the Pacific. With the Nazis the invading armies liberated the camps themselves and saw firsthand what had happened in them. But the Japanese's crimes were never really seen first hand by the Americans and most were just glad the war was over and they didn't have to invade Japan proper, so they were willing to let the Japanese sweep them under the rug so they could end things quickly.

>>78697042
i live in richardson, close to plano

>>78697022
this needs a chris-chan edit

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>>78697033
God damn it, Japan.

>>78697049
We also never really "got" to Japan, the home islands were never invaded. Bombed yes, but no American soldier set foot on Japan itself until after the war was over.

>>78694134
MFW I said exactly that to my GF

>>78682700
Wait, so are we the guy who normally sits on his front porch, smiling and waving; but as soon as someone doesn't pick up after their dog, they run inside, close all the blinds, and yells obscenities at the mail man?

>>78697140
Whoops, you're right there; wasn't paying too much attention to the bottom half of that post. We did encounter Unit 731, and played a big part in ensuring that a lot of physicians weren't punished at all, largely because we were trying to ensure the Japs would give us their info on biological warfare and not share it with the Soviets

>>78697033
True, for all it's problems with foreigners and immigrants as well as it's apparent arrogance and self-centeredness America is usually pretty cool with other countries and cultures. It's not a good idea to drive away potential customers after all. We don't really care what you do, so long as you don't get in our way.

>>78697363
No, we're the guy who invites the neighbors to BBQs and waves at everyone. However the second you let your dog shit on our lawn, we're waiting for you to leave your car windows open a crack so we can put your hose inside and turn on the water. Racial slurs may or may not also be scrawled onto your garage door, we'll play that part by ear.

>>78678159
Glorious.

>>78677234
were alphas

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>>78697110

Baka gaijin!

>>78697430

They're going to all die anyway, because Japanese people breed as much as pandas.

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>>78697574
>through dick,unity

>>78697574
Japan has the same birth/death ratio as most Western countries, they're just not importing millions of brown people to make up for it.

Seeing the impact it's had on my country, and the fact that a decline in population would probably be good for Japan especially with the cusp of roboticisation about to wipe out most jobs, they're the smart ones and we're probably going to have a civil war in 50 years. We won't be fighting them because we've had the ability to resist bashed out of us since the 1960s. It'll be all the different brown people who hate each other fighting.

>>78681671
you're right, but it'll be because the first taste they get of America will be drone and artillery strikes.

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>>78681671
I bet you're one of those faggots that always shits on whatever America does

>>78697363
Look you know how guys will sometimes get really pissed at each other start a fight and then once the fight is over or the situation is resolved they'll both be perfectly fine like nothing ever happened? That's how America deals with war, if we decide to fight you we'll go full out and throw everything we can into kicking your ass back to the stone age, but once we're done we're more than happy to pick you up dust you off and help you get back on your feet. Holding grudges is bad for business and there are a lot of potential new markets in a recovering nation.

>>78697823
Not to mention that holding a grudge is exhausting.

>>78695304
All asian cultures hate other asian cultures, this is fact

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>>78697969
they were all at war a some point.

>everybody hates the USA
you know this is true

>>78697823

I'm not so sure about that anymore. We sort of define ourselves as "The Good Guys", which is a well-meaning intention but also means that we have to have a "Bad Guy" to have on the other side of the table. Since WW2, after which we decided our job was to be world police, there was no time so weird for us was during the 90s when we just... didn't have a bad guy. Without evil to oppose, who the fuck were we anymore?

In our previous wars, there was always an undercurrent of respect when it came to our enemies. We fought the Nazis, but no one was going to say that they were not worthy opponents. The Japanese were going to lose the war, but you had to respect the fact that they made us fight for every goddamn inch of land. Communism had to be stopped, but the USA and USSR were titans brawling on mountaintops for the fate of the world. We were impressive because our enemies were just as impressive.

And then it all sort of... sputtered out. The cold war ended, no new big bad rose up to replace it in our mythos, and we just sort of puttered along until we got whipped up into a fear frenzy where we spam missiles to blow up guys in pickup trucks because they might sneak one guy with an AK into the middle of a city.

All of our big fights in the last century were about coming to the aid of others or opposing some international bully, even if we had to be poked a couple of times to get up off our ass. This fight is more reactionary and fearful. I don't think we are going to walk away with a new friend from this one.

>>78696257
Growing up in Texas I took Texas History almost every year for fucking 10 years and we always talked about how fucked up slavery was and the systematic genocide of certain Native American groups. It's weird hearing about differences in education from people on the other side of the country.

>>78697033
These posts with the flags...

I love them, but sometimes I wonder if these people really are from the countries or if it's just five guys doing a Poland-ball RP.

>>78694901

Thats actually a sign of really bad circulation. Your heart is having trouble pushing blood uphill.

You should exercise more, or go see a doctor. Not as an insult, but just to make sure your heart is healthy.

>>78698056
America used to be at war with Britain and later Germany
France used to be at war with Britain
America even went so far as to nuke the tits off Japan
It's really not an excuse.

>>78695408
>Mad because Japan won't give their nose back
Koreans confirmed for babies.

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>>78689221
>>78695228
South Korea is best ally

>>78691558
Yeah Japanese school system is mainly based off European

>>78695228
God damn Korea

>>78695281
I don't know what the fuck this is but I love it.

>>78680365
Nearly all Americans in Hajme no Ippo are pretty evil.

Like literally propaganda style caricatures that want to rape all their women.

>>78698384
/int/ hasn't done anything polandball related in a long time

>>78686815
It's still technically part of your Navy. There's a similar situation over here in England where the HMS Victory is kept in Portsmouth Naval centre instead of where it was made because it's still registered as part of our actual navy.

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>>78686815
It's our flagship yo.

Captained by one of the last great Americans

>>78687934
You wear a condom at first contact, if you both keep meeting up you go to the clinic and get proof that neither of you have std's, then it's condomless sex from then on.

>>78694620
Shit, I need to get one of those 100 oz 7-11 mugs and slap 'women's tears' on it.

>>78682559
We still take shoes off here, it's just not that big of a deal if you leave them on. As long as you're not tracking dirt who gives a fuck?
Also a lot of newer houses prefer hard wood floors which are easy to clean compared to something like carpet.

>>78699240

How about one of those large (think they're 50oz) beer mugs? I'd buy it.

>>78687519
Because they usually have at least a casual interest in them?

>>78699131
Fallout 4 was shit

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>>78699240

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>>78700319
I can't even laugh at that. It's just so sad.

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>>78700633
It's a joke
The joke is that it's obviously fake
Are you trolling me?
I think I was trolled.
I'm calling the cops.